01x23 - Houdini

[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Bye!

Ladies and gentlemen,

direct from his former life

as an evil genetic mutation,

please welcome the
stupendous stitch!

Ta-ga!

Ohh! Ohh!

Presto change-o!

Hmm.

big on strength,

not so big on magic
trickery. Heh heh heh!

Ta-da! Huh?

Wha?

Bambata!

Jikata bunny! Diga quista!

Waah! Wow!

Oh! Yecch!

And now for his grand finale,

the stupendous stitch will saw

his lovely assistant in half!

Hey!

Oh!

Ha ha! Agabba!

Aah!

Tookie bah waba!

We can't tell 'em
how bad they are.

It might hurt their self-esteem.

So aside from the last trick,

which does need polishing,

and the rest of the tricks

that need to be
completely overhauled,

what do you think?

Well, it's
completely... amazing!

Absolutely, completely amazing.

Good! Because we
have our first gig tomorrow

at myrtle's half-birthday party.

Half-birthday?

She's so spoiled
she gets a year.

And we wouldn't
want to fail there,

in front of all your friends.

Imagine how
embarrassing that'd be!

Jumba! Stitch needs help

for his magic show tomorrow.

Sorry. I am in evil
genius mode today.

Only interested
in evil workings.

The stupendous stitch's mustache

is pretty sinister.

Eh, is close enough.

Ha ha ha! As you are
lucky to be having it,

I have been cataloging
unactivated experiment pods

you recovered last week.

And I'm thinking...

This one may be just
the magic you need.

Experiment .

Designed to make armies
and weapons invisible.

Unfortunately, experiment
was g*n-shy on b*ttlefield,

always running away,

and making self invisible.

Therefore, useless.

But for making cutesy
not-so-evil magic show, yeah!

It probably perfect.

Aloha, cousin!

Aah!

Hey!

Whoa! Aah!

Hold it!

Jumba was right.

You're a real scaredy cousin.

And I'm going to
call you Houdini.

Jumba said you can
make other things invisible

besides yourself. Can you?

Perfect.

Now here's what we're gonna do.

Hey, gantu!

So, I'm at the deli

getting some fresh cold cuts,

and guess what I find

nestled in with the tomatoes.

Ta-da!

An experiment! Give me that!

Experiment .

Primary function...
Ultimate super w*apon.

Wow! I found that?

Great! Heh heh! So, can
I take early retirement?

Gantu! You know not to call

during my power nap!

My apologies, sir.

But I thought you'd like to know

that I recovered an ultimate
super w*apon experiment for you.

What?! Stop making absurd

with your absurdities.

You could never manage
such an important capture.

He didn't! I...

I'll have it in the transporter

within the hour, sir.

Excellent!

Now get out there and
find me another experiment!

Warning! Experiment
activated.

Primary function...
Invisibility generator.

That's one of the pods
I lost to the little girl.

If I find her, I find
the experiment.

Hey, squid-breath!

Taking credit for my capture

is ba-a-a-ad Karma!

As in... You'll pay for this!

Oh, it was good of you to come.

You know how myrtle
just adores her aunt Stacey!

Yeah. Can we get this
magic act over with?

I have a :
flight back to L.A.

Now, don't be nervous.

Just use the magic
words I taught you,

and you can make
things disappear!

Well, if it isn't lilo

and the stupendous stench.

Aloha, myrtle.

Listen, weird-lo, the
only reason you're here

is because my mom
accidentally booked

your freak dog's
act on the Internet.

So don't expect
cake and ice cream.

Yeah!

We don't want any of your
diseased cake, anyway.

Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you

the stupendous stitch!

You're on!

Houdini?

Good. Now remember,

any time stitch uses
the magic words,

you do your thing.

Mm-hmm. Mm!

Ah!

A la kablooey!

Oh! Egala goo!

Ooh! All right!

Ha!

Ow!

A la kablooey! A la
kablooey! A la kablooey!

Ooh! Ahh!

A la kazoo! A la
kazoo! A la kazoo!

Wow! We have gotten really good!

He's amazing!

Yeah?

Maybe too amazing.

That rabbit looks a lot like
one of lilo's weirdo friends.

Be quiet, Mildred.

Auntie's busy
discovering talent.

And now the stupendous stitch

will make his lovely
assistant disappear.

Oopsie!

Say cheese! Gotcha!

Ohh!

Uh-oh.

Barry. Stacey.

I am standing here
looking at the star

of your next prime-time special.

Send me a camera crew.

Ah, a little birthday party.

How cute.

Aah!

Wait! Come back!

Where'd he go? Hey!

Magata! Chobe chiba!

Waah!

Aah! Unh!

Come on, stitch.

Listen, I have
something to confess.

You weren't making
things invisible.

Gaba? De chadi nay!

No, it was one of your cousins.

Hmm? And now we have to find him

before gantu does,
or you may never

be visible again.

Well, it's about time
you two got back!

Where have you been?

We were out looking
for... Someone.

Is stitch still invisible?

Ehh!

Um, sort of.

Well, tell him to save
some for the cameras.

Cameras?

It turns out that
myrtle's aunt Stacey

is a hotshot Hollywood producer,

and she wants to make us a star.

No!

Yes! She wants us to
make the kilauea lighthouse

disappear live on national TV.

No! No!

Yes! Yes!

You have to cancel the show.

Impossible. I signed a contract.

Aloha, myrtle.

You're a fraud, lilo.
I don't know how,

but this thing was
making stuff disappear,

not your disconfigured dog.

And since it ran away,

you dog is going to
embarrass himself

on national television

in front of millions.

Oh, yeah?

Well, make sure to set your VCR,

because it's going to be

the best magic act ever!

The show's back on.

We've got to find your
cousin before the show.

But to do that,

I need to be able to see you.

Ah-ah-ah-choo!

Perfect!

Your invisibility won't
help you this time, runt.

These goggles see heat!

Aah!

Ugh! , what do you want?

Have you told hamsterviel

that I caught the
super w*apon yet?

Grr! Don't ever call
me while I'm working!

Bad Karma!

You won't get away from
me this time, mutant... ow!

Oh, blitsnak!

You can't... ow! Run...
ow! Forever... ow!

Ow! Wait!

Ow! Ow! Stop, stop, stop!

Ow! That's gantu's "ow."

I'd know it anywhere.

Maka maka! Sasa!

Hey, wait up!

Ow! Ohh! Ow! Ohh!

Stitch? Are you here?

Unh!

Ow!

Quick! Hide!

Well, well, well!

All tuckered out.

Oh, no! He got Houdini.

We need to regroup.

Come on, stitch.

Did you not find experiment ?

Gantu got him.

And there's something
wrong with stitch.

He didn't say a word
the whole way home.

Well, tell them no dice.

The stupendous stitch
does not work for peanuts.

Lilo, babe! Good to see you.

You look fabulous.

Is that a new haircut?

Pleakley, what are...

Package for
pleakley productions.

Ah, those must be the
new costumes I ordered.

This is stupendous
stitch headquarters, babe.

I'm making things happen.

Where is the little
monster, anyway?

He's still invisible.

Ok. Enough's enough.

I need to custom-fit
the cape, babe,

so you visible him
right back up again, ok?

We can't.

The invisibility's
kind of permanent.

Temporarily.

Permanent?!

Uhh! Ok, then.

I'll just do the act myself.

Sure! Yeah! I can do it.

I taught the little monster

everything he knows.

If he can make a
lighthouse disappear,

so can I!

I'm thinking jig is up

on covert, secret operation.

Ohh.

Stitch can't make
anything disappear.

It was an experiment
that makes things invisible

when you say a la kablooey

and visible when
you say a la kazoo.

I thought you said this was ?

Houdini? What
are you doing here?

I must've grabbed him
thinking he was stitch.

But if Houdini is here, then...

Ohh! Oh, no!

Gantu must have stitch!

Looky here, I promised
myrtle's aunt Stacey

the stupendous stitch would make

a lighthouse disappear,

and by golly, she's going to get

the stupendous stitch
making a lighthouse disappear!

Oh!

You spooked him!

Houdini! Wait!

Great.

No stitch, no Houdini,

and national TV waiting.

Could it get any worse?

And don't forget
not-so-friendly friend myrtle

is waiting to ridicule
you. Heh heh heh!

Right. Thanks for reminding me.

I'm doomed. Ruined!

I'll never work in
Hollywood again.

You never worked
in Hollywood before.

You get to the
lighthouse and stall 'em.

Jumba and I will find stitch

and Houdini in
time to do the show.

Special for today's chase,

I'm offering these
toys while they last.

Visible-making pigment spray

and special tracking goggles.

Goggles also provide
excellent uv protection.

We gotta hurry!

If gantu has stitch,

he could be in big trouble.

This invisibility experiment
is absolute mayhem!

Hamsterviel will be pleased.

Yeah! If we survive long
enough to send it to him.

Aka taba! Nyah!

Ok. On the count of , we
surround him and grab him.

Right behind you, fish sticks.

... ... !

! Unh!

Sorry. I thought you
meant, " , , , go,"

not, " , , go on ."

Grr!

Wait! Listen!

He's in the plasma conduit.

There goes the
stabilizing gyro-Porter.

And the subspace hyper-gaskets.

And... oh! The satellite TV.

That does it!

I'll send hamsterviel
his experiment, all right.

Assembly required!

Aah!

Ha ha! Got you!

Ha! Huh?

Uh-oh.

Whoa!

Woo-hoo! Ha ha!

Gantu's pulverizing him!

I am thinking not. Look there.

Stitch? Is that you?

Say something!

I'm ok. I'm fluffy!

You look good in pink.

Come! We must be moving quickly

if we're to make
it to show on time.

I hope pleakley's
keeping them entertained.

♪ Yodel ay hee hoo ♪

♪ yodel ay yodel ay
yodel ay yodel ay ♪

♪ yodel ay yodel ay ♪

♪ ah ha hey hoo hoo ♪

Boo!

Tough crowd.

Oh! Aah!

Aah!

Everyone loves
balloon animals. See?

It's a little puppy!

With heads.

Get him off the stage!

Get rid of him!

Ahh! Sweet, sweet failure.

You promised me

a disappearing
lighthouse, noodle knees,

so you make some
magic happen, or else!

Ulp. Uh, ladies and gentlemen,

although the stupendous stitch

could not be here
tonight... aww!

I, uh... Monoculo
the magnificent

will now make the
lighthouse disappear!

Yay!

"How?" you ask.

I haven't the slightest idea!

Oop! Kupaka mutachi!

Oh!

Whoa! Oof!

Ow!

Ohh!

Here goes nothing.

A la kablooey!

I did it?! I did it!

I'm amazing!

Houdini? It's ok.

We're not going to hurt you.

Perhaps you won't!

Aah!

Show's over. Hand
over experiment .

No way, gantu!
We... ok. You win.

Finally realized
you're outmatched, eh?

Ah! The invisibility experiment
is mine! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Stitch! I can't believe
you just gave him...

Houdini?!

You gave him the
empty container.

That's quite a magic
trick, Mr. Stupendous.

Thank you.

Thank you! Thank you!

I do weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Brilliant. Prime-time
surefire brilliant.

Sign here, and I'll
make you a star.

Sorry, pleakley,

but the true star
of the show is...

Houdini!

What is it?

A rabbit?

A rabbit that makes
other things disappear.

I love it!

Well... there goes
the neighborhood.

What do you mean the
container was empty?

Empty! Like your head,
you worthless lackey!

May I remind you that I captured

experiment , the
ultimate super w*apon?

You were looking
at it upside down!

You sent me experiment ,

a sticky chocolate experiment

designed to smother you
with its gooey sweetness!

Help! Help! Gantu!

You will pay for this!

If you say one word...

Karma! Karma, Karma, Karma!

Ow!