01x24 - Sinker

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka!

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ha ha ha!

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

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♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Hey, keoni!

Hey, lilo. Thanks
for coming out.

You bring the stopwatch?

Yep. You think
you're going to qualify

for the boat race?

Trying to.

If I don't practice, I
don't have a chance.

First prize is a new outrigger.

I'll signal you when
I'm past the break.

And if I help him win,

I bet there'll be a free
boat ride included for me.

You set up the chairs.
I'm gonna go feed pudge.

I'll be right back.

Grrr!

Ahh!

Grrr!

Unh!

Stitch, there's
something in the water!

Aka taka!

Keoni's out there.

Keoni!

What is...

Yeow!

What... what was that thing?

I don't know,

but I think you're gonna
need another boat.

Hello. My name is
Mr. John Bob Jones Smith

and I'm a normal earth tourist

and I would like to rent a boat.

You're not fooling
anyone, gantu.

Told ya, flounder face.

Blubber's still blubber, no
matter how you dress it up.

Ice cream sandwich?

Quiet, you!

I require the use
of a watercraft now!

Fine. You wanna rent stuff,

I'll rent you stuff.

Wow! Captain clam,
what happened?

The bait shop explode?

She said I needed all this.

Now let's go.

We've got an
experiment to catch.

Whoa!

I think I crushed my dinghy.

And then right after
I yelled, "keoni,"

he jumped out of the boat!

Then the big fin
came out of the water!

Cue fin.

Grrr!

My Chinese bamboo folding fan!

Quiet! Interrupting
little genius climax.

Grrr!

And that is the end
of what happened.

The end.

What a wonderful play!

Yes! Perfect recreation of
my genius experiment .

Experiment?

You mean that really happened?

Yep!

is designed to
slice ships in half,

sink entire navies,

and hold breath
for very long time.

Number is very territorial

and will remain in bay until
all and every ship is sinking.

But what about the boat race?

Until is captured,

any ship in bay is like bagel.

What?

Slice in half and toast.

All right, you little water
trog, where are you?

Get to the shore, man!

There's something
sinking the boats!

Hmm. I must be getting close.

See anything?

No. Only a giant fin
headed right for us.

What?!

I think I just lost my deposit.

Buggy is being ready
for aquatic travel,

complete with
high torque turbine

and special bonsai stabilizers.

That's all well and good, but
where's the yardarm, the sails,

the poop deck?

It's a real thing.

It's the deck at the
stern of the ship.

This is high-tech water buggy.

No need for pooping deck.

Move your blue alien butt!

Nnh! Naga!

What is wrong with ?

Unh! He doesn't want to go

because he sinks in water.

Ahh! Not to worry.

Special life jacket
is totally sink-proof,

dunk-proof and comes
in designer colors.

Mmm, laga botoopa!

Everything is so a*t*matic,
you don't even have to...

Push any buttons.

See anything?
How are they doin'?

Little girl and
are in position,

but the waves keep
rocking the boat,

making it difficult
to get a clear view.

Unn... Back and
forth, up and down...

Back and forth, up and down...

I think I'm gonna heave ho.

Jumba's sonar device

should lead us
straight to your cousin.

Capture Cannon ready?

Unh!

Oh, ooh!

Wigga tama chuta!

Ugh, huffer hok!

I don't know what you said,

but you said it!

Is impossible!

has sunk my
superior water buggy!

Forget the buggy!

Lilo and the little
monster are in the water

with that beast!

We have to save them!

Can we borrow this? Thank you!

Hey!

Little girl and will
be fine until we get there.

Rocking of boat is
nice and relaxing, no?

I'm seeing colors that
were never meant to be.

Ooh!

Over here, jumba!

Oh, tata!

Oh, no!

This is just like what
happened in lilo's play!

Faster!

Wait! We're facing
the wrong way!

Aah! Aah!

Aka chuta!

What'll we do if it comes back?

Heh heh, not to worry.

only sinks
boats, not people.

So we'll safely drift
back into shore?

Ah, yes, but... Not
Hawaiian shore,

because ocean current
is carrying us out to sea.

I don't know how much
more of this I can take...

The sun b*ating down
on us, no food, no water,

just drifting out at
sea for weeks on end.

We have only been in the
water minutes, seconds.

That long?

This is awful.

Look at side with
more brightness.

We are safe.

Mmm! Naka botifa!

What about the boat race?

And keoni!

If we don't find
sinker, nobody is safe.

Eh, sinker?

Even if I haven't caught him,

I can still name him!

Oh, tata!

Waa!

An overpriced floating hotel!

We're saved!

Urr urr urr ah!

Hey!

We're not saved.

They didn't see us.

Uh... oh... hi!

Aah!

Oh, my goodness!

There's a sea monster
outside the window!

Honey, they're not windows.

They're portholes.

Aah!

Hey! Watch it up there!

Me grabbing hold.

is very inventive.

I still don't see why
I had to come along.

My buns are gettin' soggy.

That experiment's
here somewhere,

and I need your help.

So captain curr,

the scourge of the seas,
the bad boy of boating,

can't navigate these
waters without...

A new boat.

is out there

and there's no way to stop it.

Kinda of like when my
sister's eating chocolate.

Since buggy is now kaput

I could construct
an evil genius device

from parts of ship.

Look at this!

At : , there's a yoga class.

Oh, they have a spa. Waa!

Hey, hey, hey.

No time for pleasure
cruise niceties.

Today you are evil
genius assistant.

Just one game of shuffle board?

Stitch and I will
go tell the captain

that we need to
get off this boat

so we can go catch .

Ohh! Cola!

Stitch?

Urrr! Glug glug glug.

Harvey, be a dear and rub
some lotion on my shoulders.

Blech! Blech!

Ow! Your nails are sharp!

Ooh see bakita?

Aah!

Come on! We gotta
go find the captain

and warn him his
ship is in danger.

Another hallway?

Where's the room where
the captain drives the boat?

Ohh ooh!

Uh... eh... aah!

Ahh!

Oh!

Ahh.

Well, it looks like
someone's been

a naughty-waughty
dog, haven't they?

Ha ha ha ha.

Busted.

I'm tiffani, the
cruise director.

Aren't you just the
cutest little girlie-whirly?

Ooh, I can just eat you up.

Please stop talking like that.

It's not a good idea for a
cute little kiddle bunkin like you

to be wandering
around unsupervised.

We're on our way
to see the captain.

Ha ha ha ha! That is so cute!

You want to see the captain.

Ha ha ha. Follow me.

Ahoy, Matey! Welcome aboard!

I knew she was too
perky to be trusted.

This is all that was available.

Everything else is rented for
that ridiculous watercraft race.

There it is!

Whoa oh!

Uh-oh!

How much stuff does an
evil genius invention require?

An electronic device,
motor of some kind

and souvenirs from gift shop

to send to evil genius
family back home.

There's the
wind-up and delivers!

It's a hit to center field!

It's going... Going...

It's gone!

Look out! Iceberg dead ahead!

Aah!

Aah!

Nap time's for babies.

Ready for operation
nighty-night?

Oh, goody.

It's twinklehead!

Ohh.

Looks like someone's
being a bad little sailor.

Look, lady, we really
need to see the captain.

No. Someone needs
a timey-time-out

in frownytown.

Frownytown?

Ugh!

Little girl!

!

You know these ?

Yes! No.

Well, which is it?

What was question again?

Hello, this is your captain.

Seems we picked
up a few stowaways,

so we're going to make
a little stop in kuwaii

to drop them off.

No. No, no, no, no!
That's where sinker is!

He'll sink us all!

We've got to catch him
before the race starts.

I just hope keoni hasn't
found another boat.

I'm hoping everyone is

good at holding breath,

because once we are in
bay, will be sinking boat.

And don't forget the
tricky sharks in the water.

They look like dolphins.

They try to fool
ya. They're tricky.

Oh, yeah, they're tricky.

Even if we do get out,

we don't have any
way to stop .

This ship, keoni, the boat race,

it's all gonna sink!

That is where
little girl is wrong.

Ha! I have secret
plan hidden in lifeboat.

But first we have to
break out of evil playroom.

We'll have to be quiet.

Or we could go that way.

Just connect hose here.

Put in batteries there.

Wind this up and aha!

is ready.

Cool!

An underwater suit!

Don't worry.

This time you're
supposed to sink,

but now you've
got air to breathe.

And special blending machine

will make move
through water very quickly,

like greasy lightning.

Well, butter him up,
because here it comes!

Ok. The coast is clear.

I am not coming out!

Come on, jumba.

You look cute.

Is undignified for evil genius

to dress like earth child.

Now, let's go find the captain.

Oh! Sabatta!

Unh, chibu chiba!

Ha ha ha!

Ordu baby!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha...

Bah!

Stupid monocle.

This is where captain is being.

Hey! There's no one in there.

Nobody there?

You mean no one's
driving the boat?

We gotta do something!

Ahh!

There you are.

Whoa... oh!

Oh!

Oh... oh, did I do that?

Sorry.

Oh, drat!

You knocked the
captain out of the window!

Yes, but don't panic.

My galactic federation
training included

water-based crafts.

I am evil genius.

I should be one
driving giant aqua boat.

Look sharp, !

I'm not gonna have
that blasted experiment

sink us again.

Huh?

Open experiment!

Waah!

Oh! Now you've done it.

Na ha! Not my fault.

Yours!

Ooka!

Ooka sabatta!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Stitch! It can't stop!

A tatta!

Urrr!

Grra raa raa!

Stitch!

Whoo! A gabba!

Abbba bbb bbb aaaa!

Whoa!

Here comes the crashing.

Hold onto your patookies.

Wait! I... I think
we're slowing.

Welcome to the th
annual aloha boat race!

We'll begin shortly.

Captains, prepare
to weigh anchor.

So much for finding
another boat in time.

Oh, well.

Hey, keoni!

I found you another boat.

Well, look at the
bright side, Mr. Blubber.

Even you can't sink this.

Sand... wich?

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha... ooh!
Hey, wait... aah!

Ptoo!

Ooh! Grrr!

Now sinker can slice things up

as much as he wants.

And who knew it
could be so tasty?