01x25 - Nosy

[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

I see you have some experience

in rental equipment management.

That's right, Mr. Jameson.

Rafts, snorkels, flippers.

We've got it all
at the rental hut.

Ha ha ha ha. Rental hut.

Here at the rental pavillion,

we rent floating lounges,

ultralight paddle boats,

and high-end tandem bicycles,

all with our signature,
"aloha hospitality."

I'm all about aloha hospitality.

But can you make omelettes?

Our rental staff
always helps out

at our famous Sunday brunches.

No problem, heh.

You should see the brunches
I make for my own family.

I'd love to. This
weekend all right?

What? No! I mean... Of course.

Wonderful! I'll bring my son.

He appreciates a good omelette.

Aah!

Unidentified noxious substance!

Don't worry. It's
just a poi balloon.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

I'm gonna need backup.

Hmm. I did read on
the intergalacticnet

that uninhibited
merrymaking reduces stress.

Hey!

Eat poi, you little monster!

Whoo hoo!

Who threw that?

I was just gardening!

They lured me into their
evil poi balloon battle.

Look at this kitchen!

Mr. Jameson's gonna
think I'm a total slob!

Mr. Jameson...

As in father of keoni Jameson?

As in the son of my
potential new boss!

They're both coming
for brunch tomorrow.

Keoni's coming here?

You've gotta clean
up this mess, nani.

Well, stitch and I are
going to the movies.

Gotta hurry to
catch that first show.

Cleaning up is hard.

Did you know dried
poi was so sticky?

Naga.

Quick! Cover your ears

before we hear
the secret ending.

The sting lord wasp
turns out to be just an ant.

Then he croaks and
turns into an ant mummy!

What a cool secret ending!

Well, enjoy the show.

Hey!

He ruined the movie for us.

Grr... Grr... jijoobah!

Hey! Ow! What gives, blue guy?

Stitch! Leave that kid alone.

Naga chuth. Hassen!

Good eye.

Argh! Yo! Easy, fido!

I'm an alien experiment,
not a dog toy.

We know, and we're gonna
help you find the one place

where you truly belong.

What are you, a greeting card?

Hey, what's in
that bag of yours?

Hey!

Ooh! A diary.

Ah gaba!

Let's take him home, stitch.

We can come back
for the third show.

Ah, ... one of my favorites.

It says here he digs up dirt?

Ha! Not to be taken literally.

is like spy:

Designed to get nose
into everybody's business.

Look what I found!

My secret catalog
of local vampires.

I've been looking
for that everywhere.

Found it under 's pillow.

You see? is very nosy. Heh.

Nosy, huh? Then...
Why'd you make him?

Why else? To humiliate enemies

by digging up most
embarrassing secrets.

is quite entertaining
with so much juicy gossip, no?

We'd better hide him.

He might cause
trouble at nani's brunch.

Let me guess...

You didn't catch an experiment.

If you were a spying experiment,

where would you be?

Easy... the sandwich shop

to steal their
secret sauce recipe.

Don't be absurd.
Why would... mmm.

Sandwich, eh?

Hey, would you pick me up a large
pastrami on rye while you're there?

All right, people,

welcome to etiquette boot camp.

This is your finger bowl.

Mmmmmm.

Helen the hostess

says that elbows
should always...

Uh... the television
reception was fuzzy that day,

but I think I heard it.

Oh, yes! Yes.

Elbows should always
rest in the finger bowl

while chewing your food.

I've never heard of that.

Well, it's about time
you learned, young lady.

Now, Mr. Stitch,
politely ask miss lilo

to please pass you the bread.

Mochika! Bakazika!

Um... Please?

Now... you've got
your dinner fork,

your salad fork,
your dessert spoon,

and your soup spoon.

Guess which one
you use for your soup.

Why use any? It's
better to just use bowl.

No, no, no, no, no!

Bowl slurping is
not good etiquette!

It's the opposite
of good etiquette.

It's... waah!

Bad etiquette.

Ok, new etiquette rule.

No aliens disguised as
dogs at the brunch table.

Ohh...

Well, look who's here!

It's Mr. Jameson and keoni.

What do we say?

Welcome.

Please come in.

Why, thank you, lilo.

I'm Mr. Jameson, and
I'm a very important man.

And I'm keoni, and I'm cool.

Introduce yourselves.

Hello. I am jumba jookiba,

evil genius scientist
from planet turo.

Nice to meet me.

Yaaah!

What is going on here?

Jumba just told
Mr. Jameson he's an alien,

and then he squashed him.

Roll call! Everybody dressed?

Cannot breathe in
too-tight disco pants.

Ohh ho! Mustn't drop anything.

Tada!

Whoo! Wah! Ooh! Ahh!

Ohh... Tada!

Hmm.

Actually, I was more comfortable

with the dog disguise.

Ohh.

Pleakley, I got
more eggs for the...

Aah! Pleakley,

they're gonna be here
in less than an hour.

You're supposed to be cooking.

Don't worry your
little head, nani.

The traditional yule log
is roasting as we speak.

Yule log?

But it's summer!

Well, Helen the hostess

featured one on her
show just yesterday,

and I think she knows
what she's doing.

That was a rerun!

Yule logs are for December,

and they're not food, they're...

Whoever it is, tell them to...

Aloha! We thought
we'd arrive early to help.

That's what aloha
hospitality is all about.

Hee hee. Right.

Come on in.

You know, Helen the hostess says

it's rude to arrive
before... oof!

Ah, Mr. Jameson,
this my aunt pleakley,

my uncle jumba, my sister lilo,

and our dog... Who
dresses up sometimes.

So nice for to be making
your acquaintancing,

Mr. Lameson.

It's Jameson, dear.

He's not good with names.

Sometimes forgets
mine. Ha! Oh ha ha! Ah!

Hey, keoni.

'Sup, lilo?

Guess what I found out?

Jumba, pleakley, and
stitch... they're all aliens!

But, hey, who am I to judge?

I'm an alien, too.

I beg your pardon?

Hey, you're keoni.

Lilo keeps a bunch of
pictures of you in her diary.

Boy, does she
have a crush on you!

Ohh, no.

And you know what
else lilo wrote about you?

She said you snore like a pig,

and you have really bad breath.

Hey! Let me out!

I'm not done snooping!

Humph! Minty fresh.

Do you take butter
with your coffee?

Uh, no. Heh. Thank you.

So who was that
large-nosed fellow

that your dressed-up
dog carried away?

Oh, him.

Uh, that was just
wacky uncle Jared.

Ha ha ha! He always
visits in the summertime.

He's a compulsive liar!

Especially about crushes.

Lilo... I need your
help in the kitchen.

What did I say about no more
experiments in the house?

Don't worry. Stitch
locked him away.

Jumba, what are you doing?

Speed-cooking ham using
thermonuclear technology.

Uhh! Look, just keep him
away from Mr. Jameson, ok?

I really want this job.

Heh. Good look.

I have programmed to
be expert escape artist. Heh.

Hmm.

Aga do chiba ?

I don't care what you do
with that stupid experiment.

Just get rid of him.

What do you want?

Surprise!

Hmm. The trog's
not so bad after all.

Hello, shorty!

Hey, you're gantu, the big dummy

lilo drew all those pictures of.

Uh, yes. I mean no. I
mean... who are you?

Experiment , at your service.

? I've been searching for you

ever since your activation!

Who's this guy, the
big-nose experiment?

It's the snooping experiment.

Foolish earth girl and
her trog gave him to me.

You mean lilo and stitch?

Boy, do I got some dirt on them.

Really? Tell me
everything you know

about their experiment files.

Who cares about the experiments?

You should hear about the love
letters I found in jumba's drawer.

Ooh hoo hoo hoo! I'm all ears.

I have an idea.

Before brunch, how about
we work up our appetites

with some good, old-fashioned
summer yard games?

Great! How about
a -legged race?

Ha! Oh, I think I'd have
the edge on you there.

Sounds like a challenge to me.

I can't believe they're
actually gonna do this.

Ready... set... Go!

Ow!

Wait!

Teamwork.

Oof!

Whoopee!

We win! We win!

Ah, it's not fair.

You have evil genius
experiment on team.

I just have flabby
earthling. Heh, look.

Now, uncle jumba,

no need to speak
in our private code,

where "evil
experiment" means dog

and "flabby earthling"
means nani's new boss.

Heh.

So, what was that crush thing

your uncle Jared
was talking about?

I wouldn't listen
to uncle Jared.

He's got rat feet syndrome.

That's a disease
where you make stuff up

that isn't true.

So, come on. What else does
jumba keep in his spaceship?

Well, don't tell anyone,

but he has a whole secret closet

full of chocolate macadamias.

This, after pleakley
put him on a diet!

Enough, useless, babbling trog!

I'm sending you to hamsterviel.

Little gerbil deserves you.

Yeah? I bet I'll love hearing
about that gerbil thing.

No!

Huh! Uh! Ah!

Rah! Uhh! Uhh!

Darling, you're not
supposed to tackle anyone

in badminton. Ha ha ha.

Keoni's getting
suspicious about the crush.

We gotta do some damage control.

Okataka!

Lilo, you've got to help
me handle this mess.

I have my own mess to handle.

Keoni suspects I
have a crush on him.

I have a job at stake here,

and I'm serving green ham!

And I have keoni
Jameson at stake!

How's about we make a deal?

First, you help me
get brunch on the table,

and then...

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Tell me, you unattractive
talking experiment

with such a gigantic nose,

what do gantu and
say about me?

Not much. They
mostly just sit around

rat face... what? Hamster jerk.

What?! Keisterviel.

Whaaat?! You want
I should repeat 'em?

No! I reject you
and your huge nose!

I'm sending you back
to gantu with some

unflattering
nicknaming of my own!

Hey.

Hey!

The town gossip's back.

You again?

Snagged rat face's journal.

It's gold!

Really?

Did you know hamsterviel
sleeps with a pacifier?

He also wears platform shoes

to make him look threatening.

And his dental habits...
Don't get me started!

Get rid of him!

This green ham is delightful.

It's got an unusual spark to it.

Heh heh heh.

Uncle jumba's secret recipe.

Well, look who it is.

It's lilo and the boy she
has a huge crush on.

Come on down, Kenny.

Everyone, this is Kenny.

Did nani mention I have
a huge crush on him?

So... he's your crush.

Yeah. Wacky uncle
Jared said keoni,

but he really meant Kenny.

Hey, where did
wacky uncle Jared go?

Back to saskatchewan?

That's where most
wacky uncles live.

Hamsterviel's real
name is Rupert?

Gantu!

Sir!

My little black book is missing!

Where is that
gossipy little pest?

Not to worry, sir.

Well, sent to
the little girl and the trog.

What?!

You imbecile who
is so very stupid!

Go get him back
before he tells everyone

about my dandruff problem!

But, sir, uh... no "but, sirs"!

Once experiment
is retrieved,

you will be terminated!

Hey! Unless you
keep him in your ship

at all times of
the day and night!

Yes, sir.

Ptuh! Ptuh! Ptuh!
Ptuh! Ptuh! Ptuh!

Uh, that's enough... Kenny.

Ohh.

Hmm, seems I've
had a misconception

about your family, nani.

Really?

Yes, but now I understand.

Your uncle Jared is
from saskatchewan...

So by "aliens" he meant you
were from another country.

Ah ha ha.

Whew! Whew! Whew!

Ha ha. Now I see it.

Your uncles and your aunt

do have that oh-so-distinctive
Canadian look.

Why, yes.

We're from the
distinctive country of, uh...

Canadia!

Nani, I must say you
have quite a colorful family.

Now I see where you
get your aloha hospitality.

What, nobody
invited me to brunch?

What kind of
hospitality is that?

Hey, wacky uncle Jared's back!

Oh, no.

Glad you're all sitting down

'cause have I got
some stories for you!

What are you doing here?

Well, you see,
gave me to gantu,

who sent me to hamsterviel,

who sent me back to
gantu, who gave me to ,

who sent me back to you!

Looks like I'm here to stay!

You've got to get
him out of here.

Please, Jared,
join us for dessert.

Don't mind if I do!

He can't eat
dessert. He's, uh...

Allergic.

Aah! Get off of me, you freak!

What's Kenny got
against uncle Jared?

Long story.

Oh, my, you're...
you're the dog!

But... he's no dog!

He's an alien.

You know, from outer space?

Watermelon?

He was created by
evil scientist jumba here,

just like I was.

Uh, let's all go inside
for some coffee.

Will someone please
tell me what's going on?

I'll tell you what's going on.

I heard nani talking to her
boyfriend David on the phone,

and she said
Mr. Jameson's a snob

with bad shoes!

Is that so?

And, oh, yeah,
aunt pleakley is...

Not a woman!

Mr. Jameson, I know
this all looks very weird,

but I assure you,
normally, everything here

is really quite... Normal.

All right. Nobody move!

I'm taking , and if
you dare to fight me,

you will all be destroyed.

Ok! Ok!

Aah! But I just got here!

Our... samoan cousin. He's...

Ah, nah, dah, no
need to explain, nani.

I... didn't get the job.

What kind of person would
give people this weird a home?

Um... I'll tell you who!

Someone who
exhibits the very spirit

of aloha hospitality.

Really?

Really. I would be proud

to have you on the team, nani.

Oh, thank you!

You won't regret it. I promise.

I have no doubt about that.

Oh, I hope you play softball.

We're part of an
inter-hotel league.

So, and pleakley's
not a girl, huh?

Nope!

Good thing I only had
a crush on your aunt

for that one week.

Really?

Yeah. You know how we kids are.

We get crushes and
they're over instantly.

Like your crush on me.

I'll bet it's already
over, right?

Me? Ohh, yeah.

That crush was over by dessert,

'cause, uh, that's
how we kids are.

Gantu wears what?

He wears bunny slippers.

I saw him walking around in 'em!

Get out!

Keep it down out there!

Wanna hear about
gantu's secret obsession

with karaoke?

Ha ha ha! Pray, tell.

Ooh... grr.