01x26 - Finder

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♪ Oh ♪

Wake up, doctor.

Chef made your
favorite comfort food.

Alert!

Escaped prisoner in block !

Tch. Ha ha. If they think
they can capture me,

Dr. Jacques Von
hamsterviel, they are... aah!

Go, go, go, go!

Sometimes it is good
to be so very smart.

Eat my solar dust, you
stinking space penitentiary rock!

I am escaping to earth!

He sure is a cute little fella.

Hmmph!

But not as cute as you, stitch.

Now we just have to
figure out what he can do.

Has anyone seen my keys?

I am so late.

My boss is gonna
fire me so hard.

Did you eat them?

Mmm. No.

Oh, I don't have time for this.

Lilo, your experiment's hungry.

Lookata. Hugga.

My keys!

What were they
doing in the fridge?

Wow, he must be
able to find things.

I'm gonna name you finder.

I bet finder's even better

at finding stuff
than you, stitch.

Blecch!

Paper clip, nail file, cents,

and a jury duty summons.

Uh, that's mine. Heh.

Huh? Huh?

Face it, stitch.

Finder was made for finding,

and you were made
for breaking stuff.

Hey! Instead of taking
you to show and tell again,

maybe I should take him.

Oh.

Lousy hyperdrive.

Ever since the
warranty ran out...

Want some help?

Heh. What do you know about
advanced hyperdrive technology?

Mmm, nothing.

Incoming communication from...

Dr. Hamsterviel, you nincompoop!

Go ahead.

I have escaped from
that stinking prison...

No thanks to you.

I am on my way to
earth. Change the sheets.

I do not want your aquatic robot

to interrupt my slumber.

But I'm busy, sir, making
repairs and whatnot.

Make do these jobs.

Where is your
leadership ability,

you miserable
excuse for a Minion?

only makes sandwiches.

Oh. Well, perhaps you
should be helping him!

You are demoted to 's
assistant until further notice!

Have a tasty selection of
sandwiches ready for me when I arrive!

Wow, I've always wanted
a sandwich prep assistant.

This is my new cousin.

His name is finder.

What, you didn't
bring your weird dog

to do tricks again?

Not this time.

Finder can find anything.

Anyone missing something?

Well, I lost my
favorite hula floaty pin

at the beach last week,

and nobody turned it
in to the lost and found.

He found it!

Find my lip gloss!

I lost my notebook.

My kitty is gone.

Wow! Wow! Wow!

Ok, lilo. Thank you.

Myrtle, you wanted to
show us something today?

Uh... I forgot to bring it.

But that's it behind
your back, right?

Uh... ok.

This is my doll Shirley.

She's studying to be
a real estate agent.

I wonder if he could
find my uncle jimbo.

Excuse me!

I'm showing and telling here!

Oh, he can find anything.

Mmm.

Ha ha ha! Ta-ta!

Oh.

We really got myrtle
good, didn't we?

Who got myrtle good?

Finder and me.

Finder was a
better show and tell

than her boring old doll.

Oh.

Gloating isn't nice, lilo.

What's gloating?

Gloating is when
you're happy about

being better than someone else,

but in a mean way.

But myrtle does
that all the time.

You wanna be like myrtle?

No.

Hey, why do you look pretty?

I got a date.

David?

Yep.

Where are we going?

Do I need to change, too?

No, because you're staying
home with jumba and pleakley.

Where are they?

I trust we will have your
cooperation in this matter.

I will help in any way possible.

I can't believe it.

The grand councilwoman
of the galactic federation

never calls us unless

intergalactic annihilation
is just around the corner!

What do we do?!

First step is regaining
composure and letting go of me!

He found you!

What's wrong, jumba?

My minuscule
ex-partner Dr. Hamsterviel

has escaped from prison.

The grand council woman
called to warn us to be on lookout.

Hamsterviel's loose?
He could be anywhere.

Mochica! Bakasita!

We should use finder.

He was built for this job.

Aaah! Rrraah!

Hey! Where are you going?

is very competitive.

He is wanting to find
hamsterviel himself.

Well, I don't want
stitch to go alone.

Me and finder will follow.

We can't let her go
without supervision.

Hamsterviel's dangerous...

And we're baby-sitting.

Heh heh. Good point.

Older sister's wrath is even
more dangerous than hamsterviel.

Heh heh heh.

Hmm.

Chikata!

What's wrong with him?

He says is
choosing wrong way.

Uh, mmm... We'll follow finder.

Oh.

Aah!

Unh. Stupid planet

with annoying
abundance of foliage.

Ah-ha-ha!

I think finder's got a scent.

So you don't have
anything that does tricks?

Well, you could teach
a puppy to do tricks.

Who has time for that?

I need one that comes
with tricks already installed.

The monkeys on this planet
will crumble before my genius,

and when I have
conquered this watery rock,

I will do away with its
useless and puny woodlands!

Oh, never in my
life have I... unh!

A talking gerbil!

I am not a gerbil!

And what are you staring at,

you multiple-eyed mophead?

Have you never before
seen a criminal genius?

Aah! Unhand me,
or I will have you

and all the members
of your family...

Wait'll I take him
to show and tell.

Lilo's gonna be green with
envy when she sees you.

Release me now, or you will face
the wrath of Dr. Jock Von hamsterviel,

you orange crusted savage!

You're cranky.

Here. Aah!

Have some gerbil pellets.

- I am not a gerbil!
- I'm...

Mmm. Happy.

I think I'll name you... Milton.

I'm gonna go buy you
some more gerbil stuff.

Now is my chance to escape.

Hey.

This is myrtle's house.

Hmm. Could finder
make a mistake?

It is unusual, but possible.

Well, there's one
way to find out.

What are you doing here?

Uh, hi. I was just wondering

if you'd seen anything weird.

Besides you?

More like an evil genius rodent.

Oh. Right.

Please go away, count freakula.

Guess finder made a mistake.

We'd better keep looking.

Must escape before...

It's ok.

You're still the best
tracker on the island.

Oh.

Mmm.

Barbarians at every turn.

Hey!

How'd you get out of your cage?

I'd better lock it this time.

Aha!

Oh.

- Water...
- Logged.

Hi, Milton.

I brought you a playpen.

See? It has a little
slide and everything.

What are you doing? Release me,

you insufferable... aah!

Bleah!

Isn't that fun?

Wanna do it again?

No! I don't like... whoa!

That was... Somewhat enjoyable.

Perhaps, eh, once more?

Whee-hee-hee-hee! Ha ha ha!

Mom?

Yes, hon?

Can I have a glass of water?

Oh. I have told you a million
times to close your window.

Ow!

And take that
gerbil off the bed.

I am not a gerbil,

you hideous masked matriarch.

What are you doing in there?

Using my vast
scientific knowledge

to construct a shoulder
plasma Cannon!

Now release me! I
will ask only once.

Very funny, Milton.

I doubt you could make a
plasma whatever out of...

Yee!

A plasma cocktail,
you scruffy savage!

Oh.

Ooh. Ow.

What is going on here?

Lilo's dog tried
to steal Milton,

so he blasted him with his
homemade pasta Cannon.

Plasma Cannon! Oh, it is ruined.

I'm calling animal
control to pick up this dog.

No sign of him?

No. Not even with my
tracking experiment.

Unfortunately, this means I'll
need to take more drastic measures.

I don't understand it.

Experiment should
have found hamsterviel easily.

Lilo, there's a phone call for
you from the animal shelter.

No, no, no, no, no, no.
You're slicing them too thick.

You have to be able
to fit it in your mouth...

Well, my mouth, which is much
smaller than your grotesque maw.

Now lay some
mustard on me, baby.

Incoming communication from...

Grand councilwoman
of the galactic federation.

Get out! Oh!

Gantu, I have an offer for you.

If you're successful,

it could mean reinstatement
of your captain's rank.

I'll do anything!

But you haven't
heard what it is yet.

I don't care. Lay some
mustard on me, baby!

I mean, ma'am. Terribly sorry.

Please go ahead.

It's about the escaped
Dr. Hamsterviel.

I know you are...
Associated with him.

But if you capture him
and turn him over to us,

all will be forgiven.

Stitch?

Stitch, what were
you doing at myrtle's?

Oh. Hamsterviel.

You were trying to find
hamsterviel without us?

But why?

Oh. 'Cause you wanted to
find him before finder did.

I guess I kinda made
you feel inferior, huh?

Stitch, you're number
one at so many things.

You shouldn't be upset if you
aren't number one at everything.

Ok. Ok.

Besides, finder made a mistake.

Hamsterviel's not at myrtle's.

And I'm sort of the
leader of these girls.

But sometimes, I think
they don't even like me.

Ah! That is your first mistake!

It doesn't matter if
your minions like you.

They only need to fear you.

Huh. I never thought
about it that way.

Now what?

Dr. Hamsterviel? I am
here to apprehend you

on orders of the
galactic federation.

Slow down. I can't keep up.

We have to hurry before...

Gantu.

He took hamsterviel...

And he took myrtle, too!

If gantu attains his hyperdrive,

all is lost.

Now what do we do?

Finder can fly?

Aha! Yes! I had
almost forgotten.

Was last minute addition in order
to insure optimal tracking abilities.

Tookie bah waba!

This looks familiar.

I cannot believe this
aquatic excuse for a captain!

He has turned on me.

It's like you said...
Where's the loyalty?

Gantu is a disgrace!

You, a mere child
of a primate peoples,

could do his job ...
No, , times better!

I could?

Believe me, you could.

Perhaps when you have
completed your education,

you could come work for me.

Hoo hoo ha ha!

Warning.

Illegal genetic
experiment on hull.

It's always something.

Whoa!

Whoa.

Hey, cut it out, will ya?

I'm prone to vertigo.

Computer, open window.

Window opening.

Hey, what are you... aah! Aah!

Get out there, and
don't come back

until you've
knocked off that trog!

Wait!

Jakata quizda.

Aah!

Aah! Unh.

All right. Take it easy now.

Heh heh. We're
family, remember? Heh.

Ohana means family,
and family means...

Ow!

Show off!

Warning. Outage.
Crash is imminent.

Now I won't be able to deliver
hamsterviel to the councilwoman.

No need to worry about that.

I came to you. Guards.

I fulfilled my part
of the bargain.

I caught hamsterviel.
Where is my reward?

I suppose you
do... where's myrtle?

What is a myrtle?

She's a little girl like me.

Gantu grabbed her
when he took hamsterviel.

Is this true?

Well, I'm not sure. I
haven't really looked.

I suppose it's possible.

So you put an
innocent girl in danger.

You always did have
a problem with ethics.

My offer is therefore rescinded.

Let me go, you wretched olive shaped
head woman with backwards legs!

The galactic federation
thanks you for your help.

Yeah. I only wish I
knew what happened to...

Stitch!

Experiment ...

If anyone deserves a reward

for finding
Dr. Hamsterviel, it is you.

Hmm. Finder did it.

Yes, experiment managed
to track Dr. Hamsterviel,

but without your
courage and daring,

he would not have
been apprehended.

But it's good of you
to share the credit.

What did you do with Milton?

Where's my talking gerbil?

Excuse me, Ms. Grand
councilwoman.

I have a favor to ask.

And when I escaped,

I said, "eat my solar
dust, you stinking pile

of outerspace
penitentiary rock!"

Good boy.

A talking gerbil.

Cool!

It's good to let other people

have the limelight
sometimes, isn't it?

Uh.

I wonder how finder
likes his new home?