01x30 - Angel

[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka!

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ha ha ha!

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Tookie bah waba!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Aah!

Lilo, I told you
not to bring bugs

in the house.

These aren't bugs.
They're slugs.

That's a snail without a home.

Their only hope of
survival is to join the circus.

What're you watching?

America's gushiest
home love stories.

Love-crazed earthlings send in
homemade video documentation

of their absurd
courtship rituals.

It's absolutely fascinating.

Blah. Love icky.

Aw, come on, stitch.
You got to believe in love.

Iilo's right. Just you wait.

Someday, you'll find
another little monster

who shares your
likes and dislikes.

Who finds all your little
quirks just oh, so adorable.

Aw, catsaka.

Come on. We got to go get
more stuff for our slug circus.

We need something
for a shady circus top.

The sun makes slugs cranky.

And speaking of cranky...

There's Mr. Cranky head himself.

There's no use hiding.

When it comes to
hunting abominations,

gantu never loses.

Except when you lose,

which happens to
be most of the time.

Cousin hagata?

Yep. There's got to be an
experiment around here somewhere.

You find it. I'll deal
with the big dummy.

Aah! Ooh!

Huh? Ooh. Grr.

Hey! You're supposed
to say excuse me!

Have a nice trip!

Everything exactly
according to plan.

Ow.

Hmm?

Goocha!

Goo cha.

Heh. Gulp.

Oh. Uh, hao.

Stitch!

What's the matter?
She's a nasty one.

Grab her before she eats us.

Naga. She bookely da bujee boo.

She's no bujee boo. She's
one of jumba's evil experiments.

Oh, naga. She
bookely da bujee boo.

Hmm.

Ha ha ha.

Hmm?

Oh! Excuse me.

Hmm.

Da bujee boo!

That is beautiful!

Now, move in for the kiss.

Feel it.

Don't look at the camera.

Keep emoting.

What are you doing?

I'm making my very own video

to send to america's
gushiest home love stories.

Let's see. I've got my
vocal projection enhancer,

directorial skull protector,

combination scene
marker and finger crusher...

Aah!

And, uh, well... I don't
know what this thingy does,

but it does make an
attractive accessory.

And these are a
fascinating subject.

Grr!

That's not a video camera.

It's an antique, and it doesn't
even have any film in it.

I knew that! I was
just, uh, practicing.

I'll bet jumba has
a video camera

I could use for
the real sh**ting.

Let's find out.

I wanted to ask him
about this little "angel."

Here. Jumba's evil genius camera

is fully digital,
bazillion mega-pixel,

super zooming
booya image snagafier,

with built in calorie counter.

I can't wait to start sh**ting.

So, stitch has found
female experiment, you say?

Yep. It's this one.

Stitch really likes her,
but I think she's evil.

Experiment !

Oh, no! She's designed... jumba!

♪ Ahcoota choonutro ♪

♪ degatah no mootah ♪

♪ naga tonala ♪

♪ eetruma tadrutah ♪

Heh heh heh.

Oh, , you are
little dickens, you are.

Jumba... What were
you going to say?

Huh? Say? About what?

About her.

You said, "oh, no!"

I was saying...
Oh, no... Problem.

is harmless
early experiment,

designed to, uh...

Pop popcorn for
jumba's movie night.

Ha!

But now, I'm thinking

she's perfect bujee
boo material for .

Da bujee boo!

Come on, stitch.

I really need your help
with the slug circus.

So, you want to know locations

of all evil genius
experiments turned good?

Heh heh. Information
is right here.

My experiments
turned to evil again.

Hee hee hee. Me
turn to evil again.

That's good! I mean, bad.

All right, guys. We're
almost ready for rehearsal.

You might want to limber up.

Ooh gah fobo.

Aah.

Uh, sleepy.

Ohh.

Grr.

Stitch and I sleep upstairs.

You get your very own bed here,

next to the dryer.

And as far away
from me as possible.

Hello, hot cakes.

I thought you went the whole

"captured by the little girl
and turned to good" route.

Ha! Shows how much you know.

She's right on schedule.

On schedule?

You mean, you
actually planned all this?

The whole chase,
losing the experiment,

you slipping on the coconuts

and falling on your
keister? All of it?

Well, the keister part
was, uh, improvised.

All is going according to plan.

The trog's household
is infiltrated,

and jumba's database
compromised.

Contact with the other repurposed
experiments begins tomorrow.

Good morning, angel.

Ah cadder baba?

Ahh!

♪ Choonutro ♪

♪ degatah ♪

♪ no mootah ♪

♪ naga tonala ♪

♪ eetruma ♪

♪ tadrutah ♪

Eegala coo.

Oh. Nice pipes.

Angel...

Angel!

Our first conflict.

She slams the door and
leaves without a word.

He follows, his faith unbroken.

I gotta get this stuff!

Huh?

♪ Ahcoota choonutro ♪

♪ degatah no mootah ♪

Grr!

Ah ha ha ha ha!

The spurned suitor,
desperate for attention.

Love it!

Hmm? Slushy?

C-coffee break. T-take .

Tada!

Angel?

Whaa!

Richter!

In a world of pathos and pain,

one little monster
refused to give up on love.

Heigh, heigh, heigh!

Huh? Kixx!

Grr!

Grr. Migah nalacristah!

Aah!

Ok. This scene's
playing a little heavy.

Huh?

Still, our hero pursues her,

though she treats
him like a loser,

a flop, a buffoon.

A pathetic... grr!

Ok, ok. No need to get huffy.

This just isn't as
much fun without stitch.

David says canned ravioli
is the best cure for rejection.

Lilo, you're just
in time to watch

the raw footage of my
documentary masterpiece.

You know, of course, that
a single orbiting satellite

symbolizes obsessive love.

We all know that.

Wait! Go back!

I know. I can't get enough
of my genius, either.

Francis Ford pleakley.

No. What's that on her collar?

Lilo, reading:

- - - -
- . Hmm.

Hello?

Who is calling me with a call?

Oh, no!

Stop with all the
not answering me!

Hamstaviel!

Jumba!

Angel's not harmless at all!

She's... Evil. I know.

And she has returned
me to evil, as well.

And, boy, am I having fun!

I knew that angel was no angel.

Angel!

Angel?

Hmm?

♪ Ahcoota ♪

♪ choonutro ♪

♪ degatah no mootah ♪

♪ naga tonala ♪

♪ eetruma tadrutah ♪

Oh, cousin... Bad
move coming here.

Angel!

You weren't invited
to this party, .

But now that you're here, I'm
sure your host will take care of you.

Hello, you formerly goody
do-gooder experiments, you.

I said formerly, because, thanks
to the work of experiment ,

which gantu miraculously
captured last Tuesday,

you are all now evil,
and will soon help me

wreak havoc on this
stinking galactic empire!

Quick, jumba, how does
experiment work?

Simple. Is programmed
with special musical

neuro-linguistic behavioral
modification trigger.

English, please.

She sings her little
song, poof. You're evil.

Is tricky genius, no?

Is there an antidote
to the turning evil part?

Of course. But
also, I'm not telling,

because I'm back to evil.

Evil and... Slow.

Ohh! Mine, mine, mine! Oh!

And clumsy.

Opening door.

I knew it!

"To reverse evil effects, simply
chant evil song... Backwards?"

Open door, or I
am obliterating you,

and entire ridiculous ohana.

♪ Noss tamundah ♪

♪ spa deenah ♪

♪ tenushtah spoo ♪

Ah, little girl.

Hello. Is nice muumuu
you're wearing this evening.

Come on. We got to find stitch.

This is so exciting!

Careening towards
our thrilling climax!

Is stitch going to
be turned evil, too?

No. and built after .

Her spell's not working on them.

They're immune
to her sireny song.

Mmm. Sad story. Ain't it, cuz?

Her spell doesn't work on us,

but we fell for
her, just the same.

I guess she's just incapable

of tender feelings
for the likes of us.

Yeah.

Launching in one minute.

, ...

I'm knowing that noise.

Is noise of spaceship rockets,

charging up for take-off.

Wow! Special effects!

Real live movie magic!

Lilo...

Stitch! I was right!

She's evil!

Navigation system activated.

Launch in .

, ... Stitch!

Ow!

Ha! Nice try, trog.

You know, you really should get

a professional
electrician to do that.

I've always wanted to see this.

disciplined by
his very own cousins.

Pummel him, evil trogs!

Heh.

Bye-bye, bujee boo.

Naga!

♪ Ah coos netnah ♪

- ♪ rooschnee ah ♪
- no! No!

♪ La nosh tadah ♪

You'll turn them back good!

♪ Noss tamundah ♪

♪ spa deenah ♪

♪ tenushtah spoo ♪

Aw kattah! Gantu!

Uh-oh. Plot twist.

Ok. Easy.

Nice trogs.

Electrician... Sparky!

Richter!

Navigation system disabled.

Hmm. Funny...

Spaceship is not flying in
typical spaceship manner.

What an amazing -d effect!

It's like it's
coming right at us!

Whaa!

Aah!

The big spaceship...
I'm being hit! Aah!

Stitch!

Laka tookie.

Whoo-hoo! Ha ha ha!

Stitch!

What happened to angel?

Bet you had to use your
super strength to do her in.

Naga. Angel save stitch.

No kidding?

Got to believe in love.

And... cut!

There it is! The defining theme
moment that pulls it all together.

That's a wrap, everyone.

The perfect happy ending.
Love triumphs over evil!

Hey!

Not today, it doesn't.

Grr!

No!

Sorry, losers.

Ha ha. Little angel's
coming to live with us.

Bad guys win this round... aah!

Hey, wait for me, gorgeous!

Unh! Angel!

Angel... Da bujee boo.

What about my gushiest
love stories documentary?

It's ruined.

Not ruined, my friend.

Just time to start
working on sequel.

Ha ha ha ha.

Don't worry, stitch.

We'll get her back,

because you were right.

You got to believe in love.