01x32 - Poxy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lilo & Stitch". Aired: September 20, 2003 – July 29, 2006.*
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Continuing where Stitch! The Movie left off, Lilo and Stitch are given the task of collecting the rest of Jumba's missing experiments, changing them from bad to good, and finding the one place where they truly belong.
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01x32 - Poxy

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka!

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ha ha ha!

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

These dried flakes of corn

are part of a
complete breakfast.

And according to the box,

they're healthy for your colon.

Fascinating.

You're supposed
to put sugar on it.

Ow! Boobopa!

Granulated
carbohydrates for flavor.

Grr... rrr... rah.

No milk?!

Stitch can get milk.

Right, stitch?

Moo.

Mmm. Warm bovine by-product.

Hee hee hee hee.

It's tickling my eardrums

with each whimsical pop.

Yeah, I've truly
mastered the art

of the earth breakfast.

Ahh.

Why is he eating it with a fork?

All right, let's see here.

Dijon... Maui onion...

Thank you very much.

You know, this may
be the perfect sandwich.

Can you do anything at all

besides make sandwiches?!

Of course. I slice
'em. I eat 'em.

Aw, blitsnak,
we're out of bread.

Rrrr.

Experiment activated.

Outstanding.

Hey. You're goin' out?

Do me a favor.

Pick up some groceries
while you're out, would you?

I have to do all the
work around here.

Vroom! Vroom!

The big girl, nui kakamahini,

cuts around the
rock, over waves,

but then she spies her Nemesis,

the giant man-eating shark!

Man-eating shark!

Rowwwr.

Rowwwr!

Rowwwr!

Rowwwr! Rowwwr!

Not Van-eating!

Man-eating!

Ohh.

Whoa!

Aah!

Aah!

Stitch!

Nani, David, help!

Aah!

Lilo, what did you do?

I think this one's broke.

You should take better
care of your equipment.

I could have got hurt.

Aah!

Ooh!

Rowwwr! Rowwwr!

Gibala!

This is going to need repairs.

But we still have one good one.

I wanna go wave riding, too.

Can I come? Please?

Not until you're bigger,

and not until you learn
to stay out of trouble.

But I don't get into trouble.

Trouble gets into me.

We'll talk later at home.

Hey, where's my Van?

Uh... bye-bye.

- I'm not too little.
- Ribbit.

Everyone else is too big.

Oh, the pain, the torment.

The acid reflux.

Help me.

Pleakley?

What happened to you?

Eww!

Wah... stinky!

Wow. You're covered
in purple pimples.

And my eye is swollen.

And I'm burping uncontrollably.

No problem.

We'll fix you.

Ok, we're ready!

Ready?

Ready for what?

To operate.

Chooky baawaa vaa!

Aah!

Hold still.

Stitch is a trained
professional.

Aah!

Professional monster maybe!

I'm going to the health clinic

where there are real doctors.

Grown-up doctors!

Everyone thinks I'm too small.

You're telling me pleakley
is covered in purple pimples?

Yeah, and his eye
was swollen, too,

like a big grapefruit.

Yeah, yeah, stinky!

Peh! Is nothing about to worry,

unless of course he has
uncontrollable burping.

All the time!

Show him, stitch.

Ahem.

Ha ha!

This is work of experiment .

Is designed to bring down
popular planetary leader.

Leader gets pimply,
smelly, positively revolting

and once leader is revolting,

then people are revolting, too!

Heh heh heh ha ha ha!

Genius, yes?

Are we gonna get sick, too?

Not a worry.

is not contagious.

There is only one,
and it's inside pleakley.

Ho ho ho ho! Shouldn't laugh.

And pleakley's at
the health clinic!

Come on, stitch!

Ooh! Hagabah, too?

I think you can leave that here.

Yes, may I... help?!

Help you?

Have you admitted
anyone recently

with a swollen eye, stinky feet,

purple pimples,
and a loaf of bread?

Uh, hah. Wrong list.

Uncontrollable burping?

No one fitting that description
has been admitted, sir.

Hmm.

Those are for the children!

Hmm.

Cherry?!

I hate cherry!

Got you. Ha ha ha.

Nurse!

You gotta help me!

Take a number.

They're free?

Mmm, fascinating.

Number . Ticket number .

Number . Number ?

Number .

Acute sunburn? Follow me.

Hey, I was here first!

My free number.

Gantu!

Huh?

Aah!

Ohh, aah!

How are we gonna find him here?

It's full of sick people.

Ohh, ew, wow! Blecch!

Lilo, what are you
doing here?! Run!

Oh, no! The big stinky head!

Yippie ki yay!

Huh?!

Whoa!

Great news, pleakley.

You're not sick!

Thank goodness!

You just have a genetic
experiment inside you

that we have to get out.

UN-thank goodness!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let's be rational here.

I think that there's a way
everyone can be happy,

and that's if we
just calmly... Run!

How does that make
me happy? Hey!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Get out of my way! Aah!

Give him the laughing gas!

But he can last
till he passes out!

Who cares?!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Eh... hmm.

Okey-dokey, is simple plan.

I use reducer ray to shrink

to microscopic teeny-tiny size,

then pilot x-buggy inside
pleakley and capture .

Hey, how'd you get
the buggy in here?

Oh, simple. Couple
the... It's not important.

What is important
is... that I drive!

Vroom! Vroom!

You make joke!

This is not job
for too little girl.

Lalapula!

Icky bubble!

Lilo drives.

Yay!

Oh, you're gonna
let the little girl

drive around my insides?!

What could I do?

There is no arguing
with icky bubble.

Hmm?

Ok, we are holding
onto hats and glasses?

Bending over for
taking sh*t, please.

- This of course isn't gonna hurt?
- Right?

Hurt? Nah.

Not a worry.

Will not be hurting a bit.

Wow!

You said it wouldn't hurt!

Is not hurting me.

- Whoa!
- Aah!

Hello? Everybody still living?

Ooga naga.

Cool.

We're in blood.

Oozy, drippy, gushy blood.

Ok, we get the idea.

Before I'm forgetting,

is one very important thing.

Shrinking effect is
only... abbalucha!

It's !

Hee hee hee hee!

As I was saying,
shrinking is only...

Aah! Something's
attacking the buggy!

Is probably one of
pleakley's antibodies.

It's burning us!

Hee hee hee. Ah ha ha.

Uh-oh.

I think you made him mad.

I can't get away from 'em!

Kakamahini!

What?!

Big girl, wave rider.

Right.

Hold on!

Yee-haw!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

We cut around rocks, over waves!

Hmm.

Boojaman.

High !

Huh? Huh?

No, no, no, no. Go back!

You're too close to heart!

You must for to make u-turn!

I can't make for to make u-turn!

- Whoo-hoo!
- Aah!

Made it! Thank you very much.

That's not heart I
was worried about.

Pleakley's second
heart is that one.

Gantu!

Please to back off.

Highly delicate
operation in progress.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Idiot scientist!

Uh, now, looky here, gantu,

I'm very, very ill,

and I might be contagious.

What you've got I want.

Ready?

, ... Go!

Aah! Aah!

No problem.

Oh, ohh.

Jumba?

Little girl,

shrinking only
lasts for one hour.

You must not grow
big inside of pleakley.

Jumba! What did you say?!

Little girl!

, are you hearing me?

You must hurry or
pleakley will explode!

Experiment is mine!

Sequencing for
molecular transport.

You know, I really
shouldn't travel molecularly.

I'm still feverish.

I'm sure you'll feel better

once Dr. Hamsterviel
has extracted .

Extracted? That doesn't
sound very comfortable.

System charging.

Transport in minutes.

I think he came in here.

Digestion city.

This must be his stomach.

Ew, those corn flakes
look better in the bowl.

Look!

Wow! Lung trees!

Look!

You cannot escape.

Whoa!

He's going for the eyeball!

Ow! Hurting!

Poking-in-the-eye
stuff! Not good!

Transport in minutes.

We've got him cornered.

Oohgabba ga choo choo!

Heh heh heh heh heh!

Hey, no fair!

Oh, man!

He's tearing us apart!

Hajagaba! Ya!

This one is very tricky.

Ooh! Look outa!

Have you ever been de-moleculed?

I hear it's quite unpleasant.

The big dummy's got pleakley!

Transport in seconds.

We've gotta rescue him somehow.

Oh, too little.

That, my friend, is
where you're wrong.

We're just little enough.

Pleakley's brain.

Ha ha ha. And I
thought we were small.

Ha ha ha. Peanut!

Initiating transport.

Any last words?

Hyah!

Hyah!

Transport canceled.

Hey!

Look at me!

I'm climbing up the wall!

I'm amazing!

I am totally kicking your butt!

I'm taking out the garbage

and tossing it to the curb!

Oh, yeah!

Who's the big dog now?!

Ooh.

I am so sorry.

I don't know what came over me.

I would never
challenge you physically.

Be quiet.

I'm going to crush you now.

So you are thinking!

Jumba, my hero!

Now is my turn for squishing.

Almost got him.

No, now he's over there.

Oh, he moved again.

He's fast for a little guy.

Hey! What's going on here?

Ah, easier to put in jar.

But... why, you! Put me back!

Get me back! What...
don't you know who I am?

I am the former captain of
the galactic armada, blitsnak!

Oh, no. Hour is almost up.

Little girl! !

Shrinking about to wear off!

Must leave immediately

or pleakley is ka-blooey!

Stitch, could you direct us

to the nearest exit, please?

Left ear!

That's where is headed, too!

They're going to UN-shrink?

Inside of me?

Ka-blooey?!

Do something!

Could be messy.
I will get big towel.

It's like earwax canyon in here.

Sticky! Ha ha!

Uh-oh.

Let's try this button.

- Blah ha ha!
- Ha ha ha ha!

Why... won't...
he... Hold... still?!

Now where'd he go?

Now let's get out
of here before...

Yikes!

Hurry!

Oh, great.

Now we're too big.

They are heading for
mouth, but is no time!

They have already
started growing!

Stimulate glottis!

Don't you stimulate
anything in there!

Hey. I feel funny.

Like you're going to pop?

No. Like I'm going to...

We made it!

Hey! I'm all better!

Let's hit road before he
grows back to stomping size.

Go ahead. I'll catch up.

Hey, whatcha doing?

Stitch chopped up the
sofa with a chain saw,

so we're fixing it.

Ok, I'm sorry I said
you were too little

for wave riding,

but you didn't have to
take it out on the furniture.

Oh, that's not why
we chopped it up.

Besides, sometimes being little

is the only way
to get things done.

Oh! Uh... Ok.

Little girl, where is ?

I have examined the container
with a fine-toothed brush. It's empty.

Don't worry.

I found a great place
for our little cousin.

Amazing. You finally
caught an experiment.

I didn't want to
catch it like this.

Ooh, these pimples itch!

How come you're not sick?

Chicken soup salad sandwiches.

Ohh. Ooh.

Can I have one?

Sorry. Out of bread again.

I hate this planet.
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