01x33 - Hunkahunka

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka!

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ha ha ha!

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Tookie bah waba!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Well, if I were to
win this pageant,

I would use my new
fame to spread love

throughout the world.

Oh, please. In those shoes?

It's coming! It's a catastrophe!

It's on its way right now!

Hold it!

Hold everything!

Now, explain to me
slowly and clearly,

exactly what happened.

Ok...

Keoni Jameson was
holding a bouquet of flowers,

when he asked chino
directions to our house.

When chino asked him
why he wanted directions,

he said he had to ask
a real cutie something.

It's so obvious
what he has in mind.

Now, explain to me slowly and
clearly exactly what happened.

Keoni is going to ask me

to the lono-i-keaweawe festival.

The annual Valentine's
day festival...

And this is a catastrophe how?

Only because I'm so not ready!

Stitch, you stall him!

Act like I'm... Too pretty
to come to the door.

And, pleakley,
stay out of the way.

Oh, you won't
even know I'm here.

All official galactic federation
observers, such as myself,

are masters in the art of
seamlessly blending in.

That's him!

Wait! I'm not seamlessly
blended in yet!

I'm... i'm seamlessly unblended!

Oh. Hey, little
weird doggie dude.

Grr. Bark! Bark, bark, bark!

I'm here to request
the presence... um, no...

An audience of the
beautiful young lady

who lives here.

Between you and
me, I want to ask her

to the lono-i-keaweawe.

Oh! Oko taka.

I knew it!

Oh, keoni, you're here.

What a surprise!

So... What brings you by today?

Well, I wanted to ask the
prettiest girl I know a question.

Well... Go ahead
and ask, already.

I'm sure the answer will be yes.

Well, ok.

Um, I was wondering if
maybe you'd be my date

to the lono-i-keaweawe
festival tonight.

Why of c...

I saw you in town earlier today.

You're the most beautiful
girl I've ever seen.

Who?moi?

Unh!

Wow. That lilo is
stronger than she looks.

It's a world gone mad!

Lilo, it's called camouflage.

He's supposed to think I'm
an attractive earth woman.

Someone found
pleakley attractive?

Not someone. Keoni!

Poor guy must have
ear bugs eating his brain.

Mmm. I fear it could be possibly
something far and away worse.

Here. Look your
eyeballs on this.

Is experiment .

It must have been activated,

and is loose on island.

One peck from its beak, causes
victim to fall head over feet in love

with the very next
person they see.

Whoa!

Ooh. Gipper.

Lovesickness is
very distractive.

It can bring entire societies
crashing to standstill.

Ohh!

So, keoni just got pecked by

a hunkahunka burning
love experiment.

Is only thing could explain
sensible teenage boy

having crush on one-eyed
noodle like pleakley.

Oh, and I suppose he
couldn't have just fallen

for my brilliant earth
female disguise.

I don't think so.

Impossible.

Naka.

Don't listen to them, Wendy.

Your camouflage is flawless.

You glow with an inner beauty.

A little low in the
hips, sure, but still...

What do they want?

And now, for the final parade

of the world's most
beautiful women...

So, these are the
most beautiful women.

Hmm.

Think it's time for this
old get-up to get out.

Can we cure the lovesickness?

Of course!

What kind of an evil
genius would I be

not to build in an antidote?

Let's see.

Ega nalakrista!

Aah!

Bah!

Ahem...

Computer has contracted
dreaded nalakrista virus.

Someone has been surfing
on intergalactic net again.

♪ La la la ♪

It will take some time to
unscramble files and find antidote.

There!

Tell me I'm not beautiful.

According to jumba,
hunkahunka will...

"Naturally be drawn to
large crowdings of people."

Uhh!

On a beautiful day like today,

everyone's going
to be at the beach.

Including him!

Everyone tells me I'm a
very determined little earth girl.

Keoni!

Tsk, tsk. Naka Bo chifa.

Come on, nani, just
for a couple of hours.

I don't bite. I don't even bark.

David, I told you I'm
too busy to go on a date.

Don't think of it as a "date."

Everyone goes to the
lono-i-keaweawe festival.

The old folks go,
the little kids go.

Lilo's going, right?

Yeah. Maybe I should go.

After that prank you
pulled last year.

What? Nobody got hurt.

And everybody laughed.

Ok. It's, uh... Not a date.

Awesome!

Ow!

I think I love her.

Come again?

Sorry, nani.

I'm going to ask
her to the dance.

What?

Every day, you ask
me to go on a date,

and the one time I say yes,

you tell me you'd rather
go with someone else?

I am not going to forget this!

Hi, boys!

Could one of you help
me with some sun block?

That is a completely
believable request

from a beautiful
earth woman, right?

Um... I guess so.

Good. Let me get out my lotion.

Uh, no. I mean,
on second thought,

we got to go catch
some choice waves...

Now! See ya.

Wait! Come back
here! I'm beautiful!

Ooh! Naga!

Just another
second, and I... Unh!

What the... The abomination!

Naka chika!

Gotcha!

Ga naba gotta.

Hey! That's mine!

Let's see how well
you can swim, shall we?

Oh, wait. I forgot. You
can't swim. Ha ha ha.

Happy sinking, .

Ow! What was that?

I think I love her.

Excuse me, miss.

Bah ha.

Ah! Cousin!

Gotcha!

So, keoni, if you're going
to the lono-i-keaweawe,

it's a custom to bring a date.

Yeah. I know.

That's why I asked
your aunt pleakley.

She's such a hottie.

Maka maka. Salsa.

Not now, stitch.

I'm trying to get keoni
to ask me to the dance.

Oh! You got hunkahunka.

Perfect!

Naga naga!

Keoni...

Do I have something in my teeth?

Not that I can see.

Ow!

I think I love you.

Atta boy, stitch.

Good thinking.

Apatuka!

Cousin. Home.

Uh, we can find the one
place he truly belongs later.

Right now, keoni and I are going
to spend so quality time together.

Right, keoni?

Whatever you say, lilo.

Ooki bobo.

Ah, , good. Here you are.

I have found antidote
for lovesickness.

Victim of is infected
by the proboscis injection

in coordination
with retinal stimuli.

Therefore, a rehydration
of optical nerves

and surrounding sensory centers

will negate the effect.

Huh?

Spraying of water in
face will cure lovesickness.

Ee chadi-na!

♪ I do ♪

♪ I do ♪

♪ I do, I truly do ♪

♪ love you ♪

Pardon me... Yes?

What am I doing here?

The experiment!

Get out of my way, abomination!

What's this?

An invitation to the
lono-i-keaweawe.

That's right. You know it!

The king of camouflage
has a secret admirer.

Come on, girls,
let's get a shaved ice.

Here comes myrtle!

Quick! Ask me to be your date.

Ok.

Hi, keoni. Looking
very nice today.

Oh. Hello, weird-lo.

Now! And make it good.

Lilo, will you accompany me

to the Valentine's
dance tonight?

You're asking weird-lo?

Yes. I love her.

Well, obviously,

weird-lo's put one of
her voodoo spells on him.

It wasn't a spell!

It was a genetically
designed alien mutation.

Whatever! You're still weird.

And now keoni's weird, too.

Come on, girls.

That rocked!

Didn't that rock?

Do you think it rocked?

Well... yeah!

Then, I think it rocked, too.

Are you... Ok?

Do you want me to be ok?

Mmm, yeah.

Then I'm ok!

I'm not so sure.

Aha! I got you!

Ow!

Chi-nito!

Yeeah!

Ow!

I think I love you.

Wha?

Hey, wanna play skip rocks?

I'll go first because
I'm the lady.

So, what do I do?

Um, you have to skip a stone,

and see if you can win.

Do you want me to win?

Well, no.

I want to win.

That's the game.

You won!

Yeah.

Wait for me-e!

Let me ask you something.

Do you like me?

Yes. More than I've
ever liked anyone.

But why? I mean...
Do I make you laugh?

Because I'm smart?

Do you have fun with me? Why?

I don't know, but I like you.

Uh-huh.

Do you want me to follow you?

Do you want me to stay here?

Who cares?

Stitch!

Good thing you're here.

Man, I never should've
used hunkahunka

to peck keoni.

This fakey love is the worst.

Did jumba give you the antidote?

Good. I need to get
some in keoni, fast.

Is it in here?

Naga! Naga!

Dunga!

Oops.

Well, how was I
supposed to know?

Why was it in a box?

Huh? Wha?

What am I doing here?

Oh, sh**t.

Ow!

I think I love you.

Ow! I love you.

Whoa! Ow!

Now what?

Hunkahunka's going to make
everyone fall in fakey love.

Hey, I think I love you.

Ow! That hurt!

Squeeba!

Ok. I'll spray whoever he pecks.

You capture hunkahunka.

Rockahula!

Ee!

I don't know what came over me.

Thanks for coming anyway, nani.

You're lucky I'm
even speaking to you.

It was like I was under a spell.

But then I went for a
swim, and it just went away.

Yeah, right.

You men are just so fickle. Ow!

When I get my hands
on that abomination...

I think I love him.

What? Hey!

I get your point, ok?

Nani... I think I love you.

Ow!

Ow!

Hey! Ow!

Ow!

Ow! I love you.

Ow, that hurt!

Ow! Ow!

I've got you now!

Hi, there, feet tall,
dark and handsome.

What?

Grr.

Wait!

Ow! Ooh!

I don't know why,
but I believe I...

Ow, that hurts!

Hunkahunka's too fast!

All these people
keep getting pecked,

and looking right at each other.

Ow!

That's it!

You need to see someone

for hunkahunka's
peck to kick in, right?

Unh dooda-dooda.

Here I am!

Ready to meet my secret admirer.

I think I love you.

Now, one moment, here.

I'm a fragile boy...

Uh, girl... I mean,
girl, I mean... aah!

Chi-ta!

Ha ha!

Gantu got it.

And now everyone is lovesick.

We're going to have to spray
the whole room somehow.

Where have you been, gorgeous?

What am I doing here?

Yes, well, uh... Domo arigato.

Ok. That worked.

Maka maka! Gantu!

Let him go, stitch.

He can have this one.

We don't need hunkahunka

and his fakey
love here on earth.

You want people to like
you because you're you,

not because some bird bit him.

Ohh.

May I have this dance?

Ha ha ha ha!

Whee!

David, I'm really sorry.

I don't know what came over me.

Ah, don't sweat it. We're even.

Any chance for
another "not a date"?

So, it was all an
experiment's fault?

I guess my attractive
earth woman's camouflage

is a miserable
failure after all.

Miss pleakley...

You look really nice tonight.

Uh-oh.

Keoni must not have gotten wet.

Time to get over it, kiddo.

Wow! You're
beautiful and quirky!

I am?

I am, aren't I?

Whoo-hoo! My camouflage
is beautiful after all.

Wow! Keoni had a real crush

on aunt pleakley all along.

Ooh. Naga Bo-chifa.

You have an experiment?

Give it to me!

Faster!

Why are you so slow,

you slow, sharky-thing?

You're the most
incompetent of incompetents.

And another thing I've
been meaning to tell you...

I think I love you.

Really? Tell me more.

Like that idiotic look on your face
when you have no clue what you're doing.

It is so disgustingly cute!

And all the stupid
things you say... aw!

How you make
me laugh! I love it!

Oh. Exactly.