01x35 - Baby-Fier

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Whoa!

You want to go see what?

Sludge mummies, episode ii...

att*ck of the bones.

But you didn't even
see the first movie!

Only because you
wouldn't take me.

Hello? You were .

Myrtle gets to see p.G. Movies.

Her mom goes with her.

Oh, and if myrtle's
mom jumped off a cliff,

I'd suppose you'd
want me to do that, too.

Wow! Would you?

No!

There'll be no cliff jumping

and no sludge zombie movies.

They're sludge mummies!

Whatever. Ahem.

Lilo, look, I've got work to do.

I said no movie,
and I mean no movie.

This is a picture of us

never getting to
do anything fun.

There's nothing worse in
the world than being young.

I mean, what good is it?

Unless, maybe, you're
a puppy at the pound.

'Cause nobody ever
adopts the old dogs.

They just adopt the puppies.

That's what the
shelter lady said

when we went to adopt you.

But aside from that,

being young just totally... hey!

That head. Those tan lines.

I've seen them before.

It's sunburned
ice cream tourist!

But now he's a baby?

Jumba!

Yes, it is very same human.

Without doubting, this is
work of experiment .

From the civic
disturbances database?

Yes.

Idea was to turn entire
populations into babies.

With no grownupers around

to baby-sit little tykelings,

whole planets are
turning into bawling,

squalling, unsupervised chaos!

Ha ha ha!

Much like jumba
family dinner table.

Ha ha! Oh, I miss those day.

So, what do we do about him?

Eh, effects eventually
wear off on their own.

When?

to years,

depending on state
and local ordinances.

to years?

We'll all be mummified by then.

There is one other solution.

Special growing up formula

that reverses 's effects.

Unfortunately, is
impossible to create formula.

Why?

New . computer

refuses to read old . files!

Piece of bletsglorp.

Too bad jumba's
computer is on the blink.

We don't even know
what looks like.

Iko bah dah?

That's gotta be it!

Go get him!

Cousin?

Huh?

Ha ha ha!

Good job, stitch.

Let's go.

Bark, bark!

Oh, look, myrtle! It's
your little friend lilo.

Lilo, over here!

Mom, don't!

Do you wanna see
sludge mummies with us?

We've got an extra seat.

Mom, that seat
is for our purses.

Right, girls?

Yeah!

No, thanks, Mrs. Myrtle's mom.

I've got an alien
in my backpack,

and we've really
gotta get home quick

to have it genetically
redesigned.

Oh, yes. I see.

It can't stay here on earth

unless it learns to channel
its destructive impulses.

Yes! Exactly!

Oh, great.

Weirdlo's making your
mom into a weirdlo, too.

Lilo! I told you no
sludge mummy movies!

Nani?

But I... I didn't...

Didn't think I'd
come by and check.

Well, you were wrong!

Uh, heh heh.

Oh, trouble coming.

I can't believe
you disobeyed me!

I said you couldn't
see that movie!

How come you're always
telling me what to do?

Because I'm the
older sister here.

I'm the baby-sitter.

I am not a baby!

And you're not an adult!

You're just a grown-up!

Whatever!

I'm responsible for you, lilo.

That means I'm all
about what's best for you.

So what I say goes.

You mean, like a dictator?

Go to your roof-top dome!

I'm already there!

Aah!

Aah!

Stupid-head nani.

She gets to tell us what to do

just because she's older.

If only I was older than her.

Then we could go
see att*ck of the bones.

Uh-oh.

Hee hee hee! Bala!

I'm telling you, I
heard something.

Aah!

Huh?

Uh-oh.

This is bad.

Well, now that I'm the oldest,

I guess I'm in charge.

But... what do I do?

I guess adults always just
do whatever they wanna do.

So, let's go to the movies.

Come on, g*ng.

Ha ha! Hee hee!

Whee! Evil! Ha ha ha!

Jumba, no.

I'm in charge now.

And I say you have
to stop being evil

and go to the movies with me.

Heh heh! Hee hee!

Ha ha ha!

Play time! Play time!

Nani, how many
times have you told me

you can't play in the dryer?

Stitch, no!

I made oops in my pants.

Nani, no!

Jumba, no!

Ha ha ha.

Stitch! No!

I make more oops in my pants.

I guess the movie's off.

I'm the mother of .

Ha ha! Whoa!

Whoa!

Aah!

Whoa!

Aah!

Ha ha ha!

Unh! Mine!

Mitz me!

Now she's gonna
need surgery again.

Rrr. You're both grounded!

Aah!

This is all your fault!

Oh, no! Not gantu!

Not now!

It's nap time!

Ha ha! I knew I'd find you here,

you pudgy little
winged abomination.

No! Leave it alone,
you big dummy!

Oh? And who's going
to stop me, little girl?

You and your infant army?

Pblblblbl!

Ha. This was the
easiest one ever.

Being the bigger sister tanks.

I don't know how you do it.

Pleakley!

Not again!

Yes, I'm calling
for a baby-sitter.

Are you available?

Today?

Right now? Why?

Because, I have to rescue
a genetic mutant alien

from another really
giant fish-faced alien,

but I can't take babies along.

Because you know
what that would be?

That's right! Child
endangerment!

I'd be the worst bigger
sister there ever was.

So get your hiney over here

and look after these babies

so I can save the genetic mutant

and find the one
place it truly belongs.

And we can all
live happily ever...

Hello?

Hello?!

A baby-making experiment?

Hey, aren't humans capable

of doing that all by themselves?

No, no, no. It turns
grown-ups into babies.

Really, eh?

Yes, babies.

Hmm. Hey, I'm
feeling a little peckish.

How about making me a...

Hey! How'd you get out?!

Huh? No!

Ha ha ha!

Ah-da-Dee-ga-sa!

Ha ha ha!

Sorry, g. I couldn't resist.

I always wondered
if you started out

like a guppy or a tadpole.

Turns out you were just
a smaller kind of ugly.

Hoh! Aerial att*ck!

Whew.

♪ La la la ♪

Gantu!

Did my hamster eyes

just see what I
thought they saw?

The escape of yet another
valuable experiment?

And why are you
acting like a baby,

you incompetent,
lazy, oh-so-smelly,

fish-footed...

Hey, lighten up, Dr. H, will ya?

Little goo-goo here
hasn't had his nap yet.

No, no, no. There will be

no napping of the babies.

I want my experiments!

So get going! Go! Go! Go!

Now! Now! Now!

Oh, no!

You're supposed to
be at work right now!

Whee!

Hee hee hee!

Ok, I'm supposed to
be the responsible adult.

What would a
responsible adult do?

Call in sick!

Jumba, stop playing
with jumba's computer.

You'll break it!

Hello? Rainbow pavilion?

Is Mr. Jameson there?

Mr. Jameson, are you ok?

I want my mom!

must have gotten
away from gantu.

It's turning more
people into babies.

Rrr!

I can't do this!

I can't take care of a
whole island of babies.

Whee! Hee hee!

Jumba, I told you not to... hey!

You found the recipe to make
everyone their normal age again.

But... how'd you
fix the computer?

Hee hee! Evil
genius child prodigy!

Ok. One cup of milk,
mashed bananas,

teaspoons apple
sauce, and what?

A dollop of % kona coffee?

But you've gotta be
an adult to buy that.

Ok, everyone just please behave

for, like, minutes.

All we need is some
% kona coffee

to get everyone back to normal.

Here we go.

Excuse me.

Could you buy me
some % kona coffee?

I've got the money for it.

Sorry, kid.

You have to be
to buy the hard stuff.

Um, I know.

It's just... I left
my I.D. At home.

And I've got these babies.

Honey, let's just go.

Huh?

Hey!

After 'em!

Huh? Mrow!

Mak, mak, mak, mak!

Ah-ah.

Baby prodigy has a plan.

Hee hee hee!

Unh!

Aah!

Blah!

Mine!

Mine! Mine!

Mine! Mine!

Be careful, little goo-goo.

Don't hurt the
poor, innocent slide.

Ooh!

Are you ok?

Yeah. Eeh!

Jumba, I don't
suppose you invented

a baby fire capture, did you?

Jumba?

Oh, no!

I forgot the babies!

Too many peoples.

Must clear room somehow.

Oops!

Aah!

Aha!

Yippee-Dee-do! Hee hee hee!

Stitch! Catch!

Whoo!

Aah!

Aw. Little goo-goo's
worn himself out.

Yes, he has.

Time for nappy-wappies.

Rock-a-hula, baby!

Little girl!

You're back to normal!

Yes. We obtained final
ingredient for baby cure recipe.

Made big batch.

Yeah! And it was so
tasty, I had seconds.

Boy, do I feel great,

awake, strong, and energetic!

But not jittery
at all! No, no, no!

Wow! Is that the time already?

Remember how to use this?

Unh!

You're back!

Thank goodness I'm
the little sister again.

Being responsible is hard.

Yeah.

But it can be pretty satisfying

when you raise a good kid.

I am pretty good, huh?

Yep. In fact, I wanna reward you

for being baby-sitter for a day.

Let's go see some
sludge mummies!

att*ck of the bones?

Really?

Yeah. I kinda forgot
what it was like to be a kid.

Now I remember.

When you've gotta
see a scary movie,

you gotta see a scary movie.

But we're not taking
that thing with us.

So do your finding
its one real place

or whatever it is you do,

and let's get going.

Let's see here.

What's the one place

where being really
young is a good thing?

Puppies at the pound!

Meet you at the movies later!

Why the pound?

Don't ask me. But you know
what I never noticed before

is how wide I can open my eye.

Look at it! It's
pretty good, huh?

That's, like, so
incredibly open.

I bet I could see
through solid lead.

Old Mr. Patterson
has been waiting

for someone to
adopt him for months.

I'm afraid his time
here is just about up.

We can fix that.

Ooh! Ah-chee kapa! Ah-chee kapa!

Mommy, look at this one!

I want this one!

Hello, baby hotline? Yeah, hi.

How do you burp a large,
shark-like alien baby?

No, this isn't a joke.

Wait, wait, wait. Don't hang up!

Blitsnak.