01x36 - Bonnie & Clyde

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Oh, yeah.

Buy a dozen doughnut holes,

get a dozen free.

Huh?

Must be a new
flavor or something.

Huh? Ahh!

Oh! Huh?

Uhh! My doughnut holes!

Uhh! Hey! You
can't take that car!

A wave of robberies swept
the north shore last night,

which, by the way,

has to foot waves today.

Police have no clue

as to the thieves' identities.

So if anybody has information,

they are asked to call...

tuuh! They'll never
catch a crook that way.

Now, if my favorite earthling
detective were on the case...

You could have been eating a
bowl of chili at Max diner that night.

Max chili is
alarm. Extra spicy.

You can't handle spicy food!

Look, you got me,
copper! You got me!

Peppers make my tongue
swell up like a balloon!

Dicky copper
always gets his man...

And never messes his hair.

Blah! Soapy opera is
only pretend danger,

but my uflasium Incubator
is real danger-filled danger.

One wrong screw up driver...

And kablooee!

Must be very delicate.

Come back with the club!

It's my turn to play headhunter!

Lilo, you lolo!

Blah!

Lilo! Stitch!

Yesterday, I told you no
running around the house.

So what do you do?
You run around the house.

Last week, I told you
to clean your room.

Is it clean? No!

What's going to
be next with you?

She almost made me drop highly
unstable container of uflasium.

Well, what do you have
to say for yourselves?

Uh, well, I ate
breakfast like you asked,

and I can prove it.

And you're supposed to say
"excuse me" when you burp!

That does it! You
two are grounded!

hours!

What's the big deal?
We didn't hurt anyone.

Are we there yet? Are we
there yet? Are we there yet?

For the twentieth time,

we're almost back to the ship!

Well, give it a
little gas, grandpa.

We don't want the
cold cuts to spoil.

Hurry up. We're
being conspicuous.

Uh, this metal's
too strong. What?

Hey! Aw!

Who are they?

Jipa-tu!

Experiments.

Whoa! Ahh! Ahh!

Hey! Where are you going?

My cold cuts have
got to stay cold!

Those are the trogs that
tried to break into my ship.

I can't let them get away.

Oh, yeah? Well, I can.

Not the emergency brake!

There. You see?

"Refrigerate after opening."

Now, if that's not an emergency,

I don't know what
is. Am I right?

Experiments
and activated.

Theft and evasion.

Thieves, huh?

Ha ha ha ha!

I'll have them
stealing for hamsterviel

in no time.

First, you got to catch 'em.

Easy.

Thieves always return
to the scene of a crime,

and when they
do, we'll be waiting.

And then the beautiful
Hawaiian Princess

was punished by the evil queen

who banished the Princess

and her faithful
steed to the tower,

where they were
forbidden to leave

for a whole entire day!

There, they rotted
into skeletons,

even though they just wanted

to run around the
house and burp.

The end.

Keutuga nakka.

Where are you going?

Keutuga nakka!

We can't leave. We're grounded.

Makka makka! Sasa!

I don't care if it's
a free country.

Nani would roast us.

And I don't care if we should be
able to do whatever we want to do

whenever we want to do it.

We can't leave.

So... so...

What are you waiting
for? Help me up.

Whoa!

Wheeeee! Ha ha ha ha!

Look.

Those must be the
robbers from the news,

and they're... cousins.

We got you cornered, cousins!

Really?

I think it's us got
the drop on you,

cuz.

Well, hello there, blue boy.

Whana-jumbas, huh?

Hi. I'm lilo, and
this is stitch.

He's your cousin.

This is how it works.

I turn you from bad to good

and find the one place
where you belong,

so you don't end up with gantu.

What do you know about gantu?

We know everything about him.

He's a stinkyhead,

and he tries to get
our experiments,

but he's really lame.

So even when he catches them

and takes them back to his ship,

we can usually rescue them.

You've broken into his ship?

Sure. Lots of times.

No kidding?

Hey, I'm being rude.

Come in. Come in.
I'm , and he's .

Welcome to our domicile.

What are you doing?

You're showing them our hideout.

I don't think...

How many times I gotta tell you?

Leave the thinking to me.

Those goody-goodies
are gonna help us

break into that very high-tech,

very valuable space ship.

This place is a mess.

I bet your evil queen...

I mean big sister...

Grounds you all the time.

Nah. We're free agents.

Nobody tell us what to do.

Wow!

That's awesome.

Well, it's been nice chatting.

Guess you two
better be getting home.

Wait. We want to stay here
with you and be free agents.

Well, I don't know.

Please?

Yeah. Pleeeeease?

Ahh.

Uhh!

Whoa. Good one, blue.

I've been thinking.

You guys need
better robbery names.

From now on, you're Bonnie

and you're Clyde.

Yep.

Speaking of robbing,

we got to get back to work.

Guess you guys
better hit the road.

But we like it here.

Sorry. We can't
leave you alone here.

Too dangerous.

And we couldn't
possibly bring you along.

Why not?

Oh, you don't want
to hang out with us.

We're just going
out to have fun,

be free.

Steal stuff.

Uhh!

All part of doing
whatever we want,

whenever we want.

I mean, if that appeals to you,

I... I guess you
could come with.

Well, I guess, if
nobody gets hurt.

Course not. Just having fun.

We really taking them with us?

They're our decoys, see?

While they're being a
little naughty having fun,

we're doing crimes,

and they won't even know it.

Once we got 'em trained,

we move on to the big prize.

Wah-hoo!

Huh?

Oh!

You two! Get out of there!

Tikka!

Aah!

Gantu's ship?

What are we doing here?

It's the only thing
on this mud ball

with anything worth taking.

We tried hitting it once,
but it's got heavy-duty armor.

That's why you two are here.

You're gonna help us break in.

What's the matter?

You've done it before, right?

I don't know.

Before, we were
rescuing experiments.

But breaking in to steal stuff?

Look, this thug's always
stealing your cousins, right?

And you're not up
to returning the favor?

Well, when you put it like that.

Here.

Maintenance hatch activated.

Jackpot!

Stitch!

Welcome back, thieves.

Dr. Hamsterviel will make
good use of your thieving skills.

Uhh!

You're not going anywhere.

Oh, blitsnak!

There you are!

Chivi cheeba!

Come on!

Uhh! Blasted trog!

We're outta here, stitch.

I'll be blitsnaked.

I got to hand it to you, kid.

That was quite the escape.

You two got great
criminal minds.

When did we
cross the big, fat line

from having fun to being
great criminal minds?

We've got to catch these guys.

I only got to go
surfing once today.

Better move on.

What are we gonna do now?

Dump the car and
lay low for a while.

We just need a
temporary hideout.

Where's your crib?

My house?! We can't go there!

My sister...

Your sister will
never know nothing

unless you tell her,
which you won't,

because we got dirty
laundry on you now.

Dirty laundry?

You don't want us
to tell you've been out

doing crimes with
Bonnie and Clyde, do you?

I think we blew it, stitch.

Uhh.

Dicky copper, on TV: You
couldn't have been drinking milk

at Max diner that night

because you're lactose
intolerant, aren't you?!

Man, on TV: Oh! You got
me, copper! You got me!

You can hide in here,
but you have to be quiet.

Somebody's coming!

Hide! Huh?

Boy, I wish I could
interrogate people

like detective dicky copper.

All right, you crooks,

let's talk about
your dirty laundry.

Huh? Our dirty laundry?

I know what you're hiding.

Filthy, smelly unmentionables.

Dark reminders of
your dirty dealings.

Relax. We just want to
ask you a few questions.

We?

It's a good cop/bad cop thing.

Why not make it easy
on yourself, guys?

It's all gonna come
out in the wash, anyway.

Uh... Quit stalling, half-pint!

Well... Hey, hey.
Calm down, partner.

They're just kids.

You're a softie.

These little runts have
made a mess of things,

and now they gotta come clean...

Or do you want to
talk about it downtown?

I... I... lilo! I'm home!

You and stitch come down here.

I need to talk to both of you.

We gotta go.

Well, that was fun.

Where was I?

Oh, thank you.

Wha! Say, you two match
the police description

of a pair of... uhh!

Nani, stitch and I are so sorry.

Oh, forget about it.

Who wants pizza and ice cream?

Ice cream? Mmm.

Yeah.

I kind of overreacted earlier.

I mean, you were only
roughhousing and burping.

It's not like you're
criminals or anything.

And you paid your
debt to society.

You stayed in all day
like good little prisoners.

We're not hungry,
are we, stitch?

Bleech!

Not hungry for
pizza and ice cream?

Why? Ok, ok.

We'll talk.

We didn't stay in all day.

We broke out,

and we met of stitch's cousins

who have been
doing all the robberies,

and we walked on the grass,

and we t.P.'D myrtle's house,

and we took nuts
from Mrs. Hasagawa's,

and then we helped them
break into gantu's ship.

We plead guilty to all charges!

Oh, lilo.

Why would you
do things like that?

Bonnie and Clyde let
us do whatever we want.

We thought it was ok because
we weren't hurting anyone.

But, lilo, you were
hurting people.

Myrtle's mom has to clean up
her house because of what you did,

and Mrs. Hasagawa has to
pay to replace whatever you took,

and... and most of all,

you hurt yourselves... And me.

How am I supposed
to trust you again?

Help! Help!

Now what?

Help! They're escaping!

We've been robbed!

Come on, stitch. Let's get 'em.

Oh! Makka! Makka!

You're not going anywhere.

But stitch and I are the best
one's here at catching experiments.

Yeah. Too bad I can't trust you.

I've been given strict orders

to keep you two
little crooks here

while nani calls the police.

But we've got to make
up for what we did

by catching Bonnie and Clyde.

You've got to let us go.

Lilo, I know a little
something about the law,

and rule number one is

don't let the bad guys go.

But what if we weren't
the bad guys anymore?

What if we were good guys?

Do you promise
to uphold the law,

bring criminals to justice,

and never do anything
evil or bad again?

Yeah. Yes.

Then by the power vested in me

by the dicky copper
junior detective fan club,

I pronounce you deputy lilo

and deputy stitch.

Deputies are not to
eat their cookie badges.

Since buggy was stolen,

you good guy deputies
will need other way

to chase bad guys
to their hideout.

A federation police cruiser?

A rad one!

Ha. Eh...

took it during his
original escape to earth.

Uflasium powered, seats ,

zero to hyper space
in . microseconds.

Also, note snazzy
leopard-print upholstery.

You guys get going.

I know exactly what detective
dicky copper would do next.

Those coppers will never
find us at our new hideout.

Whoa!

Huh? Huh?

I've got you now.

What?

Yee-haw!

Don't sh**t!

Hop in.

We'll take it on the I
am back to the hideout.

All right, kid.

Did that car just fly away?

Must be an... Off-road vehicle.

Our new hideout is the
one place they'd never look...

A place we already robbed.

That's clever, all right.

You made one
teensy mistake though.

Yeah? What's that?

Thinking you could
turn us from good...

To bad.

You're busted!

Scatter, Clyde!

Uhh! Uhh!

Nice sh*t, partner.

Lilo, I can't believe you
disobeyed me again.

You two are in real
big trouble this time.

I'm going to have to take
you down to the station.

Oh, no, you don't!

Those are not
the real thieves...

These are!

Lilo and stitch and I
infiltrated the thieves' g*ng

so they would lead
us to their hideout.

That was a good plan.

It's a very basic
sting procedure.

Don't you watch
detective dicky copper?

Sorry we disobeyed you again.

We had to to catch the bad guys.

So, are we off the hook?

Well, you were trying
to do the right thing,

and you did get the bad guys,

so... yeah.

You and me are cool.

But you and the
municipality of kokaua town,

that's another story.

This making up is hard work.

Uhh!

And we still have to find

the one place Bonnie
and Clyde belong.

Fortunately, we have
to years to think about it.