01x39 - Drowsy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lilo & Stitch". Aired: September 20, 2003 – July 29, 2006.*
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Continuing where Stitch! The Movie left off, Lilo and Stitch are given the task of collecting the rest of Jumba's missing experiments, changing them from bad to good, and finding the one place where they truly belong.
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01x39 - Drowsy

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Come on, stitch!

Whoa!

Lilo! Why aren't you
at hula rehearsal?

We're just running
a little late, that's all.

Again?

Ok, your schedule's
officially out of control.

We'll talk about it when
I pick you up afterwards.

: sharp.

Hey, nani, you
want to go surfin'?

Sorry, David. I'm off to work.

But it's your day off.

Yeah, well, somebody
needs to tell my boss that.

Stitch, go get my costume

while I give these to jumba.

Oka taka.

Sorry, jumba.

Here's new
experiment pods we found.

What?! I don't have
time for new pods!

I'm busy with evil
experimentating!

Wah!

How's it, lilo?

You want to go surfin'?

Choice waves today.

No time, David!

We're late for hula practice!

Hey, jumba!

Why don't you come
surfing with me?

Ha ha!

Me, balance in
cyclical ocean currents

on floating wooden
plank? Ha ha ha!

You look like you
could use a vacation.

Hmm. Intriguing proposition,

but who would I get to
do tedious paperwork?

Is a lucky day for you,
my one-eyed friend.

Ooh! Is today the once-a-year
sale at Tessie's dressies?

No, I have decided
to promote you

to assistant evil genius!

I wasn't aware I was even
in the chain of command.

What exactly does
the position entail?

Little girl recovered
new experiment pods.

They need to be
identified, registered,

labeled, and categorized.

Uh... how much did you say

this evil-geniusing stuff pays?

For you? Zero.

But looks very good on resumé.

Now, you can't be late
for recital tomorrow, lilo,

and you must find
more time to practice.

Sorry I'm late, lilo.

Mr. Jamison had
me doing inventory.

I forgive you for being late.

That's what sisters are for.

Nice try,

but you're still in trouble for
being late to hula practice.

Stitch and I were busy.

We found new experiment pods,

and it's just one rehearsal.

rehearsals.

And Mrs. Hasagawa called.

You were supposed to help out

at her vegetable stand today.

Oops.

Look, I know it's
important to you,

but you don't get enough sleep,

you're stressed out,

you're always running late.

If it's interfering with
your other responsibilities,

I can't let you chase
experiments anymore.

What?! Naga taka ba!

You can't not let me
find stitch's cousins!

They're ohana! remember?

Ohana?!

Ok, fine.

But if you bail on one
more commitment,

or if I ever see you
nodding off during the day,

no more experiment-hunting.

And that's final.

Unh... unh...

Dabedo taka?

I'm catching up on our
experiment catalogue.

We're way behind.

Oh! Do pata nani ishka.

I know what... Nani said,

but this is important.

Mmm!

Eh-ah-ah-oh-eh!

Hmm?

♪ Rock-a-bye baby ♪

♪ in the tree top ♪

Stitch, would you
go see if pleakley's

catalogued the new experiments

so I can cross
them off the list?

Grr!

Experiment
causes traffic jams,

experiment makes lots
of long-distance phone calls,

experiment
makes socks disappear,

and... oh, yeah!

Experiment , it
puts people to sleep.

Staba?

Yep! Knocks 'em out cold.

Speaking of which,
it's past my bedtime.

Good night, li'I monster.

Echu chi, pleakley.

It's about time.

Did you get the... What's that?

Baa!

That's an activated ex... ohh...

Hmm.

O cheka.

Warning.

Experiment activated.

Sleep inducer.

Oh, just more minutes, mother.

Wake up, you lazy
squid-lipped excuse

for a mollusk!

A pod has been activated!

But, sir, it's the middle of
the nocturnal earth cycle.

Shh! Do you hear that?

It's the sound
of... I don't care!

I got big plans for tomorrow,

so there is no time
for beauty sleep.

Too bad. He really needs it.

Mm!

What big plans, sir?

I have been monitoring
earth's television transmissions

for over a month,

and I believe I have identified

the most powerful, influential
human on the planet.

He's always on the TV,

obviously using mind control

to mesmerize the earthlings.

And in days' time, you are
going to capture him for me!

Ha ha!

Really? Who? How?

Find that new experiment!

Wake up.

Lilo?

Lilo, wake up!

But we can't cross the
river without pickles.

Ah!

Whoo!

Ohh!

Lilo, I'm leaving for work!

Do you need a ride
to Mrs. Hasagawa's?

Lilo!

You promised
you'd be there today!

You're not still
asleep, are you?

Lilo!

Ahem.

I'm... awake, nani!

Remember, don't be late

or no more experiment-hunting.

Ah, lilo!

Just in time for some
dry processed grain

with dehydrated fruity bits.

Uh... not for me.

Stitch?

Naga!

Naga tee briggita.

Ok! Um... Bye!

Where is experiment ?!

I don't know!

Well, he didn't just
get up and walk away!

Uh... I should use less
starch in the laundry?

Is not laundry.

Is my experiment.

Assistant, fetch hunting
shoes and earplugs.

Is only protection against
sleepy bleatings of .

Vit, vit!

Well, I don't need earplugs,

but I do have some new
sporty disguise separates

I've been wanting to try out...

With matching handbag.

Not open yet!

You go away and come back later.

Hi, Mrs. Hagesagawasa.

Oh, lilo!

On time for a change.

Ok, deary, first I need you to
throw out those empty crates.

Baa!

There he is!

Come back here,
you little monster!

Baa!

Huh?

Ohh.

Baa!

Baa!

Hurry, quickly!

Before whole town
is falling asnooze.

Coming!

Coming.

Ok, this purse is not
lightweight and compact

as described in the catalogue.

Mahalo plenty
for all the help, lilo.

Why don't you take
home some papayas

for that big ohana of yours?

Unh!

Zugaba!

Oh! And your sister called.

She wanted me to remind you

not to be late for your recital.

Oh! Aga taka!

Baa!

Baa!

Baa!

I got you!

For sleeping experiment,
is very perky.

I bet I could catch him

if I wasn't lugging this purse.

Waah!

Aah!

Aah! Whoa!

Stop this thing!

Aah!

Oh! Whoa!

Waah!

Waah!

Where'd he go?

Where'd he go?

I did it!

I got him!

Gantu!

Hand over the
sleeping trog, you.

Ok!

Baa!

Good night, sleep tight.

What? Stop that!
I... ha ha ha ha!

Aah!

Evil assistant, you
let get away.

Can't... move.

Piloxian chamber collapsed.

Synthoid cartilage shattered.

And that's my hula
about the simple joy

that comes from being
better than all your friends.

Abagaba.

Abagaba!

And next up is lilo

with her hula called
"Marty the mummy."

Oh! Huh?

Ahh!

Kata!

Uh... uh...

Ah! Ooh! Waah!

Whoa!

Oof!

Thank you!

Thank you!

That was the most
ridiculous thing

I've ever seen.

That was the most
incredible thing I've ever seen!

Unique! Daring! Original!

You're nani's
sister, aren't you?

I could use your help.

A very important guest
is coming in tomorrow,

and I'd like you to be our
aloha greeter at the airport.

But!

I will not take
no for an answer!

I'm gonna be late for a meeting.

Here's the info. Good luck!

Oh, chuta!

Look! A whale beached
itself on the shore!

Oh, that's so sad.

Why do you suppose they do it?

I don't know,

but I heard you're
supposed to keep

their skin from drying out.

Who? What? Where?

Aah! It's a talking whale!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Gantu!

Explain yourself and
your beachy relaxing.

Do you have the experiment?

Uh, sorry, sir.

I'll have the sleep experiment
in custody by morning.

Ohh!

You had better

because tomorrow, we enter
phase of my master plan:

Capturing the most
powerful man on the planet!

I know this is going to come

as a great
disappointment to you,

but I've decided
I don't want to be

an assistant evil
genius anymore.

I've got too much
on my plate already.

Ahh... oh!

Looks like little girl run
into sleeper experiment.

Ohh!

And you, too, are looking
like needing eye-winks, ,

but why are you carrying
little girl all this time?

Why not just waking her up?

Say what?!

Antidote to sleep-inducing
experiment is ingeniously simple...

Just splashing of water in face.

Pfft!

Who? What? Where?

Doh!

Rrrah!

You have been victim of
sleep experiment all day.

A sleep experiment?

No wonder I was so drowsy.

Wait! I was asleep!

But nani said... Jinjabad karta!

Heh heh heh heh!

says not to worry.

He took care of all
appointments but one.

"Flight information?"

We're supposed
to be aloha greeters

for someone really important.

Who do you suppose it is,

the surgeon general?

Sir, the airline
has confirmed that

someone will be waiting
to show you to the hotel.

The president?

The pope?

Who's it gonna be?

Aloha, Hawaii!

Regis philbin?

Cool!

Botanga!

Mr. Philbin, these leis
are a Hawaiian tradition.

These are for me?

I love flowers!

Aloha, reeg.

A little blue man in a dress!

Fantastic!

I'm lilo, and that's stitch.

We're supposed to
show you to the hotel.

Ok!

I'm sleepy.

You are?

It took me all night to
catch that experiment.

Hey, you, quiet.

Knock it off!

We need him to put

the supreme earthling to sleep.

Otherwise he might be able to
use his mind-control powers on us.

So, Mr. Philbin.

Please, call me Regis.

Mr. Regis.

What brings you to Hawaii?

I bet you're working
hard on a new show, huh?

Absolutely not.

I'm on vacation.

I've been overworking
myself lately.

Really?

You get overworked?

Of course.

Show business
is tough-going, kid.

You think I could've
lasted decades,

amassing literally
hundreds of credits

as an actor, producer,
and host in the process

if I didn't take a
break now and then?

Everybody needs to rest.

Huh. Nani was trying to
tell me this same thing.

Hey!

Stitch, gantu's out there.

Huh?

What would he
want with Mr. Regis?

Naka nota.

It's the girl and the trog!

Wow!

Are we not getting out here?

Uh... it's another
Hawaiian tradition.

As a sign of respect,

we're going to sneak you in
the back entrance under a tarp.

Ok. I think it's safe.

Uh... I mean, you can take
the ceremonial tarp off now.

Look at this room!

I've been looking forward
to this for months...

A primetime million-dollar nap!

Hello, room service,
Regis philbin here.

Could you send me up
a glass of warm milk?

Wow! That was fast.

Say, you're a big
fella, aren't you?

Mr. Regis!

Wait!

Uh... stitch is going to be
your personal food-taster.

Unh!

You just relax.

We'll bring it to you.

Look, this is all very nice,

but I... I really
just want to sleep.

Holy cow! I'm so tired,
I'm seeing mutant sheep.

Mr. Regis, let's
look at the view!

Whoa!

Grr!

Waah!

Aah!

Hapooma jiggy!

That's a stunning vista,

but I really just want to sleep!

Well, I must say, lilo,

you've given me quite a
royal Hawaiian welcome.

Oof!

But I think I figured out
what's really going on.

Wha... uh, what do you mean?

Ha ha...

I'm not completely
oblivious, you know?

You and stitch have been
protecting me from autograph hunters

ever since I got here.

We...?

Oh, drat!

You figured it out.

Well, there is one
other Hawaiian tradition

I haven't told you
about... hanai.

Hanai? What's that?

It's where you welcome
a stranger into your home.

My house is not
as nice as this hotel,

but no one will think
to look for you there.

Ok! Just one condition.

You get some rest, too.

You've been working too hard.

It's a deal.

In fact, I think it's time
everyone had a good snooze...

Me, pleatley, nani, jumba...

Ohh!

And drowsy here can help.

Mmm!
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