02x08 - PJ

[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Oh, lilo.

Way to ruin the
hula kahiko, lilo.

But I didn't do it.

Sorry. Lilo is a
bit of a free spirit.

Yeah, she's a big problem.

I am not!

As long as we've stopped,

I have an announcement.

Kimo, Kiko and I are going
to perform in Honolulu.

That's great! Wow!

It means I'm going
to be gone for a week.

So my friend Mr. Kaponi

will teach the next
couple of classes, ok?

So please, everyone behave.

Bark! Bark!

Good luck in Honolulu.

Mahalo, class. Aloha nui lor.

Don't worry about us.

I'll make sure that
when Mr. Kaponi's here,

everyone behaves their best.

Hang loose.

Umba chua.

Huddle up, team!

Team?

Most people think
of hula as dancing.

That's their right. But to me,

hula is a sport.

I'm not here to teach you girls

the art of hula.

I'm here to coach
you in the sport of hula.

I am Mr. Kaponi.

You can call me Mr. Kap...
Ahem. Mr. Kaponi.

Shh.

Come on. Give him a chance.

I promised we'd all behave.

Well, if you promised,

we should give him a chance.

Thanks, myrtle.

Uh, you're new here.
So you don't know

that this happens all the time.

Yesterday, it was a horn.

I'm not sure. But there's
probably a bad drawing inside.

"Mr. Kaponi baloney?"

I was afraid of that.

What's your name?

I'm lilo, sir, and
this is my dog stitch.

Did you throw a paper airplane?

Honestly, sir, I was
the only one who didn't.

I didn't until she did.

Lilo's a liar.

Lilo was the one.

Yeah, lilo was the one.

I did not.

I'm trying to get
us all to behave.

Come on, I didn't do it.

Get your stupid dog off me!

Lilo, tell your dog to get down.

Unh! Down, boy! Down!

Ew! He drooled in my mouth!

Ew! Ew! Ew!

He didn't mean it.

Unh. I probably have bacterias.

He's sorry. Right, stitch?

Oh!

Heh heh.

That's how he says he's sorry.

And sunset, , , .

Sunset, , , .

My sunset's
getting tired, , , .

The sport of hula
demands mental toughness

and physical exactitude.

There is no tired.

I think I like
traditional hula better.

There are no paper
airplanes in traditional hula.

But it wasn't me.

Sunset! Sunset!

Sunset, sunset, sunset, sunset.

Look, girls, it's
teacher's favorite.

I'm trying to be nice.
He's Moses' friend.

In case you haven't noticed,

he's also a big meanie.

You're the meanie.

You keep telling
him I did stuff.

And that's because
you won't help me.

Why don't you pull
some pranks on him?

Well...

Don't you wanna get back at him?

If anyone made
me do sunsets,

you can bet I'd get revenge.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

I don't know, stitch. I
mean, myrtle is my friend

and Mr. Kaponi
is kind of strict.

Ata-ta. Eka-ta!

Oh, legwala!

Hey, that's $ !

Nnrrff! Ruff-oof!

Yefff! Oof!

Arr arr!

Spogata!

That was weird.

Rrarr!

Rrarr!

Rrarr!

Ha ha!

Rrarr! Rrarr!

Come on, stitch!
He's your cousin.

He's annoying but
he's your cousin.

Hmm. I'm gonna call you pj,

because you're
a practical joker.

These practical jokes
sound fascinating.

Is it a traditional
earth activity?

Yep. People do it for
laughs... And revenge.

Let me try one.

Ahem!

Aah!

Come back here now.

Hoo hoo ha ha ha!
Hoo hoo ha hoo!

That is funny.

How come no one's laughing?

Hey, where'd it go?

- Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! One-eyed noodle
friend obviously knows nothing

about practical jokestering.

Must be funny, yes, but also
is requiring touch of evil genius.

Take for example
my experiment .

Is practical joke gone mad!

Unholy offspring of science
and evil! Ha ha! Stay away! Ha ha!

Really?

Don't worry. Pj's gonna help me

with a little problem
I have at hula class.

You did hear him say,

"unholy offspring of
science and evil," right?

See, we have a substitute
and he's kind of mean

and myrtle wants
to play pranks on him

but I promised Moses I'd behave,

so pj's gonna do it for me

so I won't really be doing it

but I'll still get credit
for it with myrtle

and then she'll be my friend.

No! Is not what
was designed for.

Huh?

Is designed for evil. Ooh!

Aah! He steals socks
from drying machines,

puts sticky syrup
on doorknobs, eeh!

And cheeseburgers in underpants

and then... Oh! Is too horrible!

We're just talking about
some harmless little pranks.

Harmless little pranks soon become
clever, medium-sized booby-traps,

then extra-large
dangerous sabotage

and then... Uh-oh!

Here it comes.

Pssshhh! Zee-ooh
zee-ooh zee-ooh!

Wee-ooh wee-ooh wee-ooh wee-ooh!

Evil!

Sh-should we do something?

Ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!

Most probably, yes.

Don't worry. We'll stop him
long before he gets to the boom!

Dee-ooh Dee-ooh Dee-ooh Dee-ooh!

Wee-ooh wee-ooh wee-ooh!

Just one little prank.

All right, team.

The sport of hula
day begins now!

Uhh!

Uhh!

Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!

Ooh!

Oh!

Uhh!

Whaa!

Yah! Ahhh!

Ooh ooh ooh ooh!
Ooh ah ah ah! Oof!

Uhh! Uhh!

Wow! Did you actually
set that all up yourself?

Who else could it have been?

Oh, really?

, , ... more.

Still think we should
give him a chance?

Definitely not.

Atta girl.

Discipline for
disturbing hula class?!

I'm very proud.

But I didn't even
do it! It was all pj.

Myrtle says I shouldn't let
Mr. Kaponi get away with it.

Teach him a lesson!

I think maybe she's right.

I see your mind is
under much evil influence.

What? From pj?

No. From myrtle girl.

But she's right!

It's like Mr. Kaponi's
out to get me!

Fear no more!

Presenting the crowned
prince of practical jokes...

Pleakley the prankster!

Eh-eh, apologies, but like
ridiculous outfit, joke is on you.

Again, I'm saying.
Practical joker

needs heart of evil,

not hat of jangly little bells.

I may not be evil, but
I have been studying.

You're all in for it now.

Check out these
hilarious pranks!

Dribble glass!

Someone smells like salami!

Whoopee cushions!
Don't make me use 'em!

Take that! Take that and that!

And that and that!

Had enough?

So like I was saying, if
Mr. Kaponi's out to get me,

he deserves it, right?

Naga!

Naga takaba!

Personally I am proud
of your evil thinkings,

but is probably wrong.

Come on, stitch.
Don't be a spoilsport.

Pbbbt!

Hmmph! Feebugu!

Rrarr!

Wah mee! Bl-bl-bl!

Eh eh! Uhh!

Chimi-chu.

Spoilsport.

Chujitchu, pj.

Stitch, can't we let pj help us

with one last big prank?

Naga!

Now can we?

Naga!

I'll be right back.

Drowsy, I really appreciate
you coming to help stitch.

He's been having such
trouble sleeping lately.

Stitch, someone's
here to see you.

Baaaa baaaaaaaa!

Thanks, drowsy.

Ok, pj, what we need is
a prank that's really funny.

Something bigger than
glue but not as big as...

Boom! Wee-ooh!
Woo-ooh woo-ooh woo-ooh!

Ok?

Hello?

Wow! Look at all
this! I don't know, pj.

This is pretty bad...

But I suppose he
does deserve it, huh?

'Cause he hates me, right?

I mean, stitch won't like it,

but he's sound asleep.

Huh?

Huh?

Ohhh!

Huh?

? But evil prankster
is supposed to be in there.

I know.

It was little girl
who released .

I know.

In order to make super
prank on substitution teacher!

I know!

But this puts entire world
in danger of pssshhh!

Dee-ooh Dee-ooh Dee-ooh!

Wee-ooh wee-ooh wee-ooh!

Evil!

I know!

Just to impress
evil myrtle girl!

I know!

To open that container,
press down, then turn.

Oh. That I didn't know.

Ah-kachoota!

Go, , go!

Stop the little girl!

All of earth is counting on you!

He will never make it.

We are all doom-ed.

Pj, is it all ready to go?

Shh!

Wait. I want to
see what you did.

Pj, what is it?

Oh, aloha, stitch.

I didn't want to wake you?

Akata!

Stitch, wait!

Today is the last day, huh?

Yeah. Not that it will
make a difference.

You shouldn't let that one
little girl make you feel so down.

Myrtle.

She just makes the class
so much harder for me

and the other students, too.

Definitely myrtle.

Sure, I can be tough sometimes,

but that lilo with her pranks,

she just spoils the
whole sport of hula.

She's a spoilsport.

Not myrtle. Me.

Maybe I'm just not
the teacher type.

If all the kids are going
to hate me like lilo does,

I should forget it.

No! Wait!

Lilo!

Mr. Kaponi, I don't hate you.

You're the one who hates me!

I don't hate you.

I'm really sorry
about misbehaving,

but the fact is, I
behaved at first.

But then I still got blamed.

Then I just wanted
to get back at you.

That's when things
started getting out of hand.

I'm sorry too, lilo.

I should have been more open
to believing you in the first place.

Next time, we'll make
sure to talk it through, eh?

But today's your last day!

There won't be a next time.

Yes, there will!
We won first place!

And got hired for a gig at
the birds of paradise resort,

so I'm gonna need
a sub for a little while.

That's great!

I mean, the winning
the contest part.

I mean...

The Mr. Kaponi
teaching us more part.

I mean the... Oh, forget it.

It's ok, lilo.

Let's go inside and
show off this trophy.

Why don't we
look at it out here?

Hey, bro, that's the funniest
slapstick duo in kokowa town.

Brother, I think we've found
ourselves an opening act.

You mean it?

You think pj could do
shows with you guys?

You said it!

Welcome home, cousin.

I'm just glad I didn't
open that door.

Just wait till Mr. Kaponi sees the
prank I have waiting for him today.

Myrtle, are you
responsible for this?

Huh?

Mr. Kaponi!

That's ok, lilo. I've
heard quite enough.

But... but... but...

lilo, he said that's enough.

Sunset, , , .
Sunset, , , .

But this time, it
really wasn't me!

Sunset, , , !

So, how come no "pssshhh", hmm?

No "voo voo voo voo!"

No "wee-ooh wee-ooh
wee-ooh," huh?

I cannot say.

Heh heh heh heh heh!

I guess someone needs a
lesson in practical jokestering.

Heh heh heh heh heh!

Hmm? What? No.

Cataclysmic
destruction still to come.

Cataclysmic destruction?!

Oh! Heh heh heh!

Cataclysmic destruction, eh?

Really?!

Yes.

When we least expect it! Aiii!

Aah!

Heh heh heh!
Sucker! Ha ha ha ha!

Wait. So you mean pj
won't destroy the world?

Ever?

Hee hee!

That is my practical joke.

Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

Eh... heh.

Hey, maybe you
have to be evil to get it.