02x11 - Retro

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lilo & Stitch". Aired: September 20, 2003 – July 29, 2006.*
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Continuing where Stitch! The Movie left off, Lilo and Stitch are given the task of collecting the rest of Jumba's missing experiments, changing them from bad to good, and finding the one place where they truly belong.
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02x11 - Retro

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Heh heh ha ha ha!

Ah heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Tookie bah waba!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ah heh heh heh heh!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

Bye!

As you know,

I am a hard, loyal worker,

and I think I'm
overdue for a raise.

Or a promotion.

Or maybe a raise
and a promotion.

Are you lolo?

No, I'm... Serious?

Could you smash a brick
with your bare hands?

The vice president of the
hotel isn't gonna ask me that.

You have to be
prepared for anything.

I am!

Except for this hair!

What time is it?

Don't worry, you
have minutes.

What?!

I'll never make it!

My blow-dryer! My hair!

My blow-dryer and my hair!

No problem. Stitch.

Stitch, I'm not sure about this.

Don't worry.

You still have minutes left.

Tookie bah waba!

Huh?

How does it look?

There. You look so professional.

There's no way he'll say no.

Don't touch it!

It could explode at any moment.

And, along with a raise,

I think I am due
for a promotion.

Sir. Ahem. Thank you.

You did the right thing
asking for a promotion, nani.

I did?

Mahalo.

And I'm going to take it
under serious consideration.

Mahalo plenty!

In a few months.

Eh,mahalo.

The concierge is in the...

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Hey, watch where you're... nani?

Yeah?

Well, it's Ellen and
Lana from junior high.

'Eia 'oe.

No way!

I can't believe it! What
are you doing back here?

Oh, we're on
vacation. What else?

We kept in touch,
unlike some people.

Sorry.

High school was
kind of lolo for me.

You both look so great.

Well, you sure got it going
on, miss vice president.

Huh? Oh, no. I'm not...

Yes, I'm surrounded
by success stories.

And to think, I
only married well.

You managed to
stay here in Hawaii.

That's awesome, girl!

I mean, I love L.A., but...

Oh, but, honestly, there's life

beyond surfer boys
and boogie boarding.

Keep kauai, just
give me park Avenue.

You live in New York?

And in L.A.?

And you run this
beautiful hotel.

That must be a blast!

Oh, and Lana's in business, too.

I just own a little
cosmetics company.

Ellen's life is all that.

Yachting around the world.

Yacht? You have a yacht?

Oh, please. It's
a floating motel.

Nothing to get
all squishy about.

Oh, it's cool, and you know it.

Besides, I bet
miss vice president

goes on yachts all the time.

She's probably
bored silly with yachts.

Well, I hope you're not too
bored to go on one more.

We're having
dinner on deck later.

You must come
so we can catch up.

Oh, I couldn't.

I have an ohana now.

A little sister, an
auntie, an uncle.

A little nani?

You've gotta bring her!

Sure, bring the whole family.

My family? To a
dinner? On a yacht?

We're probably keeping
you from work anyway.

I'm just dying to
meet your family.

Now, don't forget,
: at the harbor,

and it is strictly casual.

Ta-ta, nani.

Oh, I mean aloha.

Yeah, can't wait.

Oh, now, this is why
they call Hawaii paradise.

Cannonball!

Ha ha ha! Stop!

You're getting our clothes wet.

I'll call for help.

My cell phone! Hello?

My car!

Why am I so worried
about taking my family

to this party?

Hi, nani. How'd it go?

What are you wearing?

A new disguise.

The traditional belly dance
scarf of Northern Africa.

It's all the rage
on the club scene.

You likey?

Squawk! Squawk!

Squawk! Squawk!

How'd the interview go?

Wanna play vampire
roosters from saturn?

Uh, not right now.

Ugghh!

I can't take them to a
fancy dinner on a yacht.

I shouldn't be going at all.

They think I'm vice president!

Nani, of course,
you know the prince?

Ahh!

Mr. Prince?

Me and my alien are playing.

Nani's not really
a vice president.

Want her to rent you a canoe?

You lied about
being vice president?

Oh! Have you ever seen such
an embarrassing family? Really!

Ah!

Oh!

Are you ok?

Yeah, lilo. I've just
had a weird day.

Oh.

So now they think I'm
vice president of the hotel.

Isn't that hilarious?

Yeah, especially the
part about your lying.

But they're all so successful,

and I rent canoes.

Oh, there are lots
of people in the world

who just wish they
could rent canoes.

Like who?

Uh, like, um... Marsha.

Look, I know I
didn't tell the truth.

Big deal. You lied.

I do it all the time.

But they're leaving
in a couple days,

and, honestly, it's
nice to have someone

think you're super
successful for once, you know?

You are super successful.

You're nice. Usually.

You're a good sister. Usually.

Everybody likes you.

Well, except...
can we skip ahead?

And you shouldn't be
ashamed of what you do.

I know.

Couldn't you just
play along with this

for a couple of days?

It would mean a lot to me.

Ok, but for the record,

if I was doing
what you're doing,

I'd get a lecture
about being myself.

Probably.

I gotta go back to work.

Real work or lying work?

Lilo!

What time should we
meet you at the yacht?

What yacht?

The big yacht party
we all get to go to

because you're
lying to your friends.

Oh, that.

Talk about boring.

I'm sure you all have

better things to do, don't you?

No, sir. Not me.

All right!

Meet me there after work.

But, please, be
on your very best

important party for
nani behavior, ok?

Ok. Okey-dokey.

Remember, it's just casual.

Aye-aye.

Since this is the first
yacht party for many of you,

I am taking it upon myself

to instruct you in proper
yacht party etiquette.

But you've never been
on fancy boats, either.

No, indeed.

But I have been
studying this book

by dame lady Marquez.

From clueless to classy.

It's fascinating.

Jumba, someone offers
you hors d'oeuvres.

Do you, "a," take
one with a napkin,

"b," put several in
your pocket for later,

or "c," trip the
waiter with your foot,

and eat what he
drops on the floor.

"D," stay home from party

and eat whatever
I want from fridge.

Just stick close to me.

Lilo, the hostess of the party

asks you to play
a piano selection.

What do you choose?

Can't it be the bongos?

No!

Oh, it'll just be faster

if I give you the answers
to the whole quiz.

It's "a," "c," "b,"

"a," "a," "a,"

handkerchief, and
the minuet in e.

Eh, will commit to memory.

Good. Now on to the
appropriate clothes to wear.

My favorite part.

Nani said it's
supposed to be casual.

When yacht people say, "casual,"

they mean, "dress up."

Trust me.

Then what do they mean
when they say, "dress up"?

Oh!

When yacht people
say, "dress up,"

I mean, wow!

Gold crowns,
mirrored sunglasses,

leather capes, Ruby slippers!

I mean, they really dress up!

And if someone asks you
your opinion on the weather,

say it's perfect for golf.

Is that a...

Wooly mammoth.

Extinct for thousands
of years. Interesting.

A saber-tooth tiger?

Ooh, a saber-tooth squirrel.

I'll have to look that one up.

Cousin!

Experiment - - !

So it turns animals
into prehistoric animals?

Not just animals.

Was designed to weaken enemy

by making weapons and
technology primitive and useless.

I'm having a proud moment.

Hello. Yacht party.

What are we gonna do?

Nani's waiting
for us at the party.

But we gotta stop
stitch's cousin.

Luja. Aja kaba.

You'll go get him?

Thanks, stitch. You're the best.

Cousin?

Chi meetoh.

Wow! So you guys
are nani's family.

Most enchanted to
meet you, madams.

Uhh! I mean, you're here.

And what are you wearing?

I told you it was casual.

They don't usually... I mean,

they all just came
straight here from...

Uh... Golf!

Yeah, the weather
was perfect for golf.

So we went golfing.

Oh, she is so cute!

Why didn't you tell
me she was so cute?

Well, why don't we all
have some refreshments?

What an appropriate
suggestion for the first activity.

I see you are familiar
with dame lady Marquez.

Who?

So, nani tells me
you're a doctor.

What's your specialty?

I'm developing serum to
make person drool in flavors.

Ooh, you must be very proud

of your sister
being vice president.

She would be president, but
she lost by votes in Ohio.

I think it's going
quite well, don't you?

Well, you could be wearing
the belly dance outfit,

so I guess it could be worse.

It's worse.

Ohh! What is that thing?

Don't worry. I'll do something.

Aaaah!

Huh?

Ooh. Oo-oo-oohh.

Aahh!

Lilo! Get down from there!

Normally, she's never like this.

Lilo!

Aa, aa, aa... Huh?

Jaag kaa!

This is not in the book.

But I presume, the guest
turning into cave people

is not good etiquette.

Not to worry.

Thinking there is way to
reverse caveman turning into.

There is? Well, it would be
very good etiquette for you

to say what it is right now!

Very simple. All
we have to do is...

Jumba!

Oh-oh.

Jumba!

Oh... oo-oh...

Not the ham! Not the whole ham!

Barr. Barr.

Barr! Barr!

Guys, no!

Oh, what is going on here?

I... I don't know what to say.

Oh! Uh!

Aah! Aah!

Havah.

Stitch, how are we gonna
get them back to normal?

No problem.

I'll stay here... And babysit.

Aah! Aah!

Hoo-hyah!

Huh?

Mi gata!

Whew!

Bru jika... ... ... Zero.

A reverse... wrap tongue...

Spank bottom.

Bo tifa.

Fasci nay.

Ok, everyone...

I... I don't wanna
be your queen.

I mean, the flowers
are very nice, but...

Urr, urr, urr, urrrff!

Ugghh, that breath.

Hugaa.

The yacht!

It's a canoe!

Stitch, I cannot afford
to buy Ellen a new yacht.

... ... !

Huh?

Aah... mm... Ahem. Cirka.

Oh... What just happened?

And why are we drifting
toward the real sharp rocks?

And why is there a
ham stuck in my teeth?

Don't worry, everyone.

I'll explain everything.

After we paddle back to shore.

I'm sorry. What do
you mean, paddle?

She means pick up a
paddle and actually paddle.

But I haven't used a
paddle since junior high.

Don't worry. Nani teaches
people how to paddle every day.

Oops!

Forget it, lilo. I got
myself into this mess.

It's time for me
to get out of it.

What on earth are
you talking about, nani?

I'll tell you, but
first, paddle.

Grip here and here.

So I'm sorry I lied to you guys.

I guess I just wanted
you to think I was

doing something more
important with my life

than teaching people
how to use one of these.

What are you talking about?

Using one of these
saved our lives.

I honestly don't care
what you do for a living.

At least you actually work.

We're just thrilled
to see you, girl!

So, you rent water sports gear?

Yep.

You got jet skis?

Yep.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Oh, Lana, must we?

Oh, come on, Ellen.

We're on vacation!

You are still deadly
with that thing.

She always was.

I'm gonna call you retro.

Now, we just gotta figure
out what to do with you.

Maka maka. Sasa.

People can actually come
and see extinct animals.

We are gonna make a fortune.

It's a great idea, stitch.

Reminds me of something
I saw in a movie once.

I'm sure this will have
a better ending though.

Right, retro?
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