02x13 - Morpholomew

[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Heh heh ha ha ha!

Ah heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Tookie bah waba!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ah heh heh heh heh!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

Bye!

Hurry, stitch!

We have to bring nani this...

look out! Whoa!

Stitch, watch where you're...

going.

It's beautiful.

The velociraptor .

Uh, keoni! Hi.

Hey, lilo. What you doing here?

Me? I came to, uh...

I'm pretty sure I
came for something.

Oh, yeah.

I came to bring nani her lunch.

Hey, it's easy to forget stuff

when the velociraptor
is in the room.

Yeah, it's dreamy, all right.

It's the grand prize

for the big kauai
skate invitational

this weekend.

Ahh, but I won't even be here.

My dad's taking us to Australia
to get away from the crowds.

It's too bad. I
was getting good.

Well, see you, lilo.

See ya.

Blecch.

Poor keoni.

I can't believe he won't be able

to enter the
skateboard competition.

Stitch, do you
think this picture

should go here or here?

Hmm... Blecch!

Stitch! Don't yuck my yum.

I wish I could help you, keoni.

I wish I could win the
skateboard for you.

That's it!

I'll enter the competition

and win the skateboard

and give it to keoni!

Come on, stitch.

I'm gonna need some practice.

Here I come!

Whoa! Whoa!

How did I do?

So-so?

Finally!

Let's do that one one more time,

and I'll try not to crash.

Where'd my board go?

It's stuck.

Uhh!

Naga.

An experiment! Get him, stitch!

Cousin.

Experiment ...

most devious of experiments.

What does he do?

is shape-shifter.

Hey, show them.

can turn anyone...

Into exact duplicate
of any other one.

As along as ex has
image of person for reference.

We'll find your one true place,

right after I win that
skateboard for keoni.

I'd like to register for
the competition, please.

Uh, youngest
category is to .

What?

One leg of oversized earth fowl.

Why so down, little girl?

I'm not old enough to
enter the competition.

Stupid, dumb contest rules.

Unless... I may
not be old enough,

but keoni is.

Very devious.

Jumba is very proud
of little girl. Heh heh!

It's perfect.

He's right in the age group,

he's on vacation,

and I have a picture
you can copy from

right here.

What?

I put it there for good luck.

Can you do it?

Cool!

Look at these chumps, grandpa.

They don't even know how
bad I'm gonna school them.

That velociraptor
is mine, yo.

We did not come all the
way from New York City

merely for skateboard
prizes, Jake.

You are the American dragon.

You have a responsibility.

Yeah, I know, protect
magical creatures.

But for real, gramps,
how am I supposed to find

all these undisguised
magical creatures

you've been hearing about?

Just keep your eyes
open, young dragon.

You never know when
you will see something...

Ohh! Magical.

I am mad! $ down the drain.

You all right, "g"?

I'll take you all the way
to the supreme court!

Excuse me. I must go and meet

the woman of my dreams.

Yeesh! And I thought I
was bad with the puppy love.

Catch you kids later.

I'm gonna go bet a few
biscuits on our man Jake here.

Come on, spud.

While jakey warms up,

we could be soaking up
some rays on the beach.

The beach? Oh, no. Uh-uh.

That's where the
sharks are, man.

The sharks!

Where are you,
shape-shifting trog?

I'd like to register.

Keoni, I thought you
were in Australia, dude.

Uh... I'm back... Dude.

Whoa, just in time.

Registration's
totally about to close.

Next up on the half pipe,

put your hands together

for kauai's own keoni Jameson!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

Whooooaa!

Ow!

Oh, no! I gotta try again.

Keoni!

I saw your run. Not your best.

N-n-no.

Who are you?

Oh, very funny.

Like you don't recognize
your own girlfriend?

Girlfriend?!

Um, I mean... Girlfriend?

Keoni Jameson does
not have a girlfriend.

Well, if that's
the way you feel.

Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.

What? I did her a favor.

Where's experiment ?

You have to turn me
into somebody else.

Anybody else.

No picture.

Right.

Come on.

A magical creature

being manhandled by some jerk.

Trying to bag a magical creature

while the am
drag's on the scene?

I don't think so.

Dragon up!

Huh? Gotcha.

You shape-shifting trog.

Hurry, before they
close registration.

And registration

is closed, ladies and gentlemen.

No.

Hmm. You don't look
like the computer image

of experiment ,

but you are a shape-shifter.

Jake? Dude, you over here, man?

They're just about ready for...

land shark!

Aah!

How are they supposed
to buy hasagawa fruits

if no one can see sign?

Much too small.

I paid for a sign,
not an eye test chart.

You'd need a
microscope to see that.

Don't try to cheat me.

I am a sponsor,
just like... what?

Ohh!

I agree. The sign is
disrespectfully small.

Perhaps this will serve better?

Care to take a closer look?

Next rider, all the way
from New York City,

Jake long!

Ok, um, Jake long?

Ok, somebody want to check
lost and found for this kid?

We still got a chance, stitch.

Help me find
Jake long's picture.

Make me look like this.

Fast!

Tell me you have
brought my shape-shifter.

A magic gerbil. Whoa!
That's a new one.

Hamster!

And experiment 's
shiftless shapeless powers

will soon be working for me!

Gantu, transport
him to my asteroid!

With pleasure.

Heh heh heh heh!

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa! Back that up.

Asteroids? Space ships?

The am drag show is about
saving magical creatures.

It's not Sci-Fi.

I'm outta here.

Oh, blitsnak.

Ohhh! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

All right, our
next contestant...

Jake long!

This is my last
chance to shred it.

Lilo, aka jaba!

Go get 'em, Jake!

I'm bettin' some
serious biscuits on you!

Whoo-hoo!

Uh... bark?

Ruff?

Whoa-ao-ao-ao-aoooa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Aah! Aah!

Mmm!

Whoa-aaaaoa!

There you are!

Now you look like
your computer image.

No tricks this
time, little trog.

Dang, jakey, you
all right, dawg?

'Cause that was just plain ugly.

Hey, I think we're
all a little distracted

by the discovery of
land sharks among us.

I really messed up.

Again!

Hey, ol' jakey, what up
with the squeaky pipes?

I thought your
voice already broke.

I, uh... Think I
hurt it in the fall.

Yeah, the thing about that is...

Stitch!

What the...

Oh, you found one
of those, you know,

magical creatures.

Yo, what is that?

Look like some kind of
messed up leprechaun.

Uh... yeah.

Magical creature stitch,

what happened to
magical creature ?

Abalucha.

What?!

No, no, no, no, no!

I don't want to be
stuck as Jake long.

He's some kind of weirdo

who thinks he's hunting
magical creatures!

Uh, Jake, you all right, man?

You just don't
seem like you today.

Jakey, where you been?

I found this freaked
out blue leprechaun...

Grrrrrrrr... Aah! Talking dog!

Mm, there's somethin'
funny goin' on, fool.

Maybe we should ask Jake here

a few questions.

Yo! Anybody seen grandpa?

I gotta tell him about...

Freaky alien dude!

Jake! Grrrrrrr...

That thing is Jake?!

Yeah. And who are you?

Shamicheevah!

Grrrrr...

Hyah! Whoo! Whacha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Rawwr!

Oh, no, you didn't.

Waaaa... ooh!

Rrrrrr... Eeeeyah!

Ppbbbbbt!

Grrrrrr... Hyah! Eeeyah!

Stop it! Both of you!

This is all my fault.

I think it's time for the truth.

My real name is lilo,

and I'm actually a
little Hawaiian girl

under the influence of
an alien shape-shifter.

Cool, but, I mean, why
did you turn into me?

Well, there's this guy.

I was trying to win the
velociraptor for him.

You know, so he'd like me.

Sweet plan.

For real.

If a girl did that for me,

my heart would be hers forever.

What are y'all
tryin' to do here,

mess up the little
Hawaiian girl's head for life?!

Lilo, listen to
little mama Trixie.

You can't buy anybody's love.

It's gotta come
all from up in here.

You feel me?

I feel you.

I'll stop being you as
soon as stitch and I

find experiment .

Experiment ?!

That's what the big
shark alien kept calling me.

The land shark. I told you!

Big land shark alien?

Gantu's got him.

We have to get
experiment back...

Or I'll be Jake long forever!

Anybody up for a rescue mission?

A rematch with that shark punk?

Count us in!

Hey, has anybody seen grandpa?

Ha ha ha ha... Ha ha ha ha...

Struggle all you want, trog.

That's a heavy duty container.

There'll be no
escaping this one.

What?!

Huh?! Uhh!

What up, fish man?

Experiment ? But... Huh?!

You can call me the
American dragon, chump.

Take it away, my man.

Acapota!

Hee hee hee ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Rrrrrrrrrrr... All
clear. Come on.

Can I get the old
me back, please?

So that's the real lilo, huh?

Like that dress,
girl. I see you.

Thanks. I've got a
closet full of them.

Ruh... rees... unh!

Huh?

Get back here!

Let's go!

Rrrrrrrrr!

Huh?

Uh-oh.

Hey!

Now off to hamsterviel with you,

you putrid, guilty little...

land shark dude,

you've got some
serious anger issues.

Wattow!

Huh?

Uhh! Aah!

Oh, double blitsnak!

I can't believe you
took on a land shark

to save .

Ha ha. Who'd be afraid of
a fluffy little bunny like that?

Come back here!

I demand you restore
my rightful body!

Pleeeease!

That is one sweet board.

But not as sweet as
making a new friend.

I just don't get it.

Why did he break up with me?!

Uh-oh.

Looks like I'm gonna
need you one more time,

changer.

That's the best you
could come up with...

Changer?!

Uh-uh, girl. That
is not gonna do.

He got kickin' power!

He needs a kickin' name.

Like, uh... Morpholomew!

Morpholomew it is!

Ok, morpholomew,

turn me back into keoni

so I can get him back
together with his girlfriend.

What?! Ok, lilo,
what did you do?

I kinda broke up
with his girlfriend

when I was pretending to be him.

Uh, miss lilo,

you will not be
using morpholomew

for any more scheming, right?

No, mama Trixie.

I know that I can't
buy someone's love

with a shiny new skateboard,

and I can't get
someone to like me

by getting rid of
his girlfriend, either.

Yeah. That's my girl!

I wonder whatever
happened to grandpa.

He, uh... well, he
went home early.

Now go away.

Grandpa?

Keep quiet,

and there's a shiny
pineapple in it for you.

Sorry, lady, we gotta
get loverboy back

to the big apple.

Farewell, my cherry blossom.

We'll always have
the skate park.

Bye!

Come back again soon.

I just don't understand.

Oh... all right.

Let's do this.

Wassup, people? I'm back.

Keoni!

You came back for me!

Sarah, we've talked about this,

like, a million times already.

I only like you as a friend.

And you have to stop telling
people you're my girlfriend.

Oh, well, now we
just need to find

the one place you truly belong.

This isn't gonna hurt, is it?

Awesome!

I am gonna rock
that costume party!

Morpholomew wants to be paid.

Here you go, little guy.

Worth every penny.