02x22 - Remmy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lilo & Stitch". Aired: September 20, 2003 – July 29, 2006.*
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Continuing where Stitch! The Movie left off, Lilo and Stitch are given the task of collecting the rest of Jumba's missing experiments, changing them from bad to good, and finding the one place where they truly belong.
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02x22 - Remmy

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka!

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Heh heh ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Tookie bah waba!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Bye!

Tee hee! Ha ha ha!

Come on, lilo. You've
got to eat something.

I made your favorite sandwich,

peanut butter and anchovies.

I'm too sad for anchovies.

Imi tua!

Hey, that was for lilo!

Eww!

Now I'm really not hungry.

I'm going to take a nap.

Lilo... sad?

Yes, lilo's very sad.

Today is the
anniversary of the day

we became a broken family.

Taking a nap is just how
she deals sometimes.

We should leave
her alone for a while.

I'll wake her up at : ,

and maybe I can get
her to eat something.

Unh.

I miss you.

I love you, Jessica.

Oh, Brad.

Join us again tomorrow

for another episode of the
young and the impossibly beautiful.


Wha?! Oh, no! This is terrible!

I've just seen experiment

floating by window.

Is that the one that turns
everything into ham?

No, is inconceivably

more dangerous than pork-maker.

Sole purpose is to
enter enemy's dreams

and transform them
into nightmares.

Ok. One word.

Aah!

Stay awake! Must stay awake!

I know! Coffee!

I need coffee! Loud
music! Power tools!

Screeching monkeys! Anything!

Pleakley, must get grip on self

and help to quickly
check on others.

Right. Getting grip.

Getting grip. Losing grip.

Losing grip. Getting grip.

Good. is not sleeping.

Naga.

Ha ha ha!

Lilo!

Shh! Shh. Shh. Shh.

Do not be making peeps.

But shouldn't we wake her up?

Shh. No!

Waking lilo would
be catastrophic.

If she regains consciousness
while is in her dream,

experiment will remain
inside mind forever,

turning all future dreams
into horrible nightmares.

Is genius, no?

So what are we supposed to do?

There's only one thing to do...

Enter lilo's dream

and capture
before she wakens.

And how exactly do
you propose we do that?

Remember hydro-nuclear
powered pancake flipper

I fashioned to help
nani around kitchen?

You mean that failed spatula?

Well, fails as spatula,

but succeeds as
insomnambulaporter.

Heh heh. If switched into reverse,
transports beings into dreams.

Ah, lilo.

I wish there was
something I could do.

Now, remember,

once inside dream, remain wary.

In mind of this
particular little girl,

anything is possible.

Gaba, bik?

Lack of illumination
is common occurrence

during initial
insomnambulaportation period.

Oh, goodie.

I wouldn't wanna think
we were lost forever

in an endless void or anything.

Something is not right.

By all calculations,

we should be
inside lilo's dream.

That's something you
don't see every day.

Hey! I'm up here!

Huh?

Upside-down lilo must signify

that we are, indeed,
part of her imaginings.

You're just in
time for the party.

Who wants cake?

Wow!

Aah! The undead!

Don't worry about them.

They're my zombie
friends Brad and Zack.

Zombies? It's a
nightmare already!

Hey, lilo, thanks
for inviting us.

I was gonna say that.

Well, I already did,

so there's no point in
you doing it now, is there?

Lilo, you must listen to me.

This is a dream.

Pleakley, , and I are
not part of your dream.

Of course you are. Why
else would you be here?

We have come to rescue you

from horrible
dream-intruding experiment.

Will turn dreams
into nightmares.

But this is a good dream.

Hey, your piece of
cake is bigger than mine.

Oh, no! Not that again!

Oh, that's just great.

Don't think disappearing
on me is going to solve this.

Where'd they go?

is intruding on good dream

and beginning to
turn it into bad dream.

Aah!

Ooh!

Wait a minute.

This looks familiar.

We're in kokua town.

We've been ejected
from lilo's dream.

We're back in town.

But then I wouldn't be here

if you'd come out of my dream,

'cause I am a dream, right?

Exactly, little girl.

We are still in dream.

Hey, look.

There's Mrs. Hasagawa.

Yes! Sweet, lovably
befuddled Mrs. Hasagawa.

Aloha, Mrs. Hasagawa!

It's a wonderful day, isn't it?

Well, to tell you the truth,

I'm not quite
feeling myself today.

I'm feeling a little... Crabby!

Crab head! Head of crab!

Crab-headed lady
over there! Crab head!

The experiment.

Ha ha ha!

Pleakley, , help to
steadying the vacuum.

Quickly, take hold of nozzle!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Ha ha ha!

This is no good.

Must unclog suction
tube before escapes.

There's no time for that! Look!

He's dissolving my dream.

Um, may I make a suggestion?

What?

Run!

Good idea. Follow me!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Help! Aah!

Whoa! Whoa!

Looks like we have hit dead end.

Did you have to put it that way?

Hmm! Aba loocha!

A door!

A really, really pretty door!

We can't go that way.

Well, we can't go that way.

I've had this dream before.

Bad things are in there.
You go without me.

Ohana means family.

Family means... I know. I know.

No one gets left behind.

Ok, stitch.

Come, little girl.

We must find way to get to door.

This is your dream.

Concentrate.

Dental floss?

I was trying for a rope.

Even teensy
plaque-eradicating string

may prove to be lifesaving, too.

Wow, you're good.

If there's ever an
orthodontic rodeo,

remind me to sign you up.

Whoa. Whoo.

Prepare, everybody.

We're almost at door.

Oh!

Aah!

Pleakley, hold on!

Are you ok?

I saw my whole life
flash before my eye.

I really should've been
more outgoing in high school.

Ikata!

Hey, what's wrong with you?

Did another pigeon
get into your pantry?

No. It's lilo.

She's in a bad mood.

Today is a very sad
day for both of us.

You know what I do
when I'm in the dumps?

No. What?

Well, first I eat an
entire roast chicken.

Then I remember the
words to an old song

my mother used to sing
to me when I was little.

Ahem!

♪ When storm clouds grow ♪

♪ and I feel blue ♪

♪ your song comes
drifting on the trade winds ♪

I know that song!

Our mother used to
sing that to us, too.

Thank you, Mrs. Hasagawa.

Good.

Now, remember to stay happy,

because you know what
they say about happiness.

It's like Peruvian monkey flu.

Very contagious.

Hmm.

Oh, no! I have
to go wake up lilo!

If I don't, she'll
be up all night.

Ok, and don't forget the song.

I won't!

Hey.

This isn't what usually
happens in this dream.

Yay! It's lilo's hula school!

Aloha, lilo!

Hi, lilo!

Aloha, lilo!

This is definitely not
what usually happens.

Lilo, your hair is so pretty.

Just like your mother's hair.

And you're not weird,
not even a little bit.

You just have a
quirky personality,

on account of the
hard life you've had.

Really?

Yes! You're just misunderstood.

And I'm here for you, lilo,

whenever you need me.

Hey, jumba, this dream's
getting weirder by the...

Oh! Oh!

Look! It's me! Hi, me!

And I'm graceful.

♪ Everybody conga ♪

♪ everybody conga ♪

My dream self has rhythm.

Pika laku!

Sasa! Ha ha ha!

Lilo, your dream,
it is remarkable.

Flying dream jumba
looks so good in tuxedo.

Has wonderful
slimming effect. Heh heh.

Dream self must learn to drive

dream invention, however.

Earth child with the
pretty hair! Greetings!

Huh?

Ok, who's got the grum-bellies?

This can't be happening.

I've never had a
dream that was so cool.

Whee!

This is the best, lilo.

Yeah, I elect lilo

the honorary president
of the universe.

Yeah!

Dream jumba reminds me.

Flying gizmo almost caused me

to lose focus there for moment.

Now, lilo, we must keep
sharp eye out for .

Aw, can't we just
have a little more fun?

After all, I am president
of the universe now.

Actually, that
would be bad idea.

was designed to att*ck at
peak of subconscious enjoyment.

Oh, please?!

This is so much fun!

No one's even called me weird.

And look.

All the experiments
are totally behaving.

♪ La-la, la-la, la-la ♪

♪ la-la, la-la, la-la ♪

All behaving except .

♪ La-la, la-la, la... ♪

Aah!

Oh!

Aah! Eels! Eels!

So slithery, slimy!

♪ Huh, huh-huh,
huh-huh-huh, huh-huh ♪

What a surprise!

You ruined everything.

You're so predictable!

And weird.

You can't even dream right.

Yeah! Yeah!

Lilo, wake up.

Oh, no!

Pleakley, you must quickly
insomnambulaport out of dream

and stop larger
girl from waking lilo!

Well, if you insist.

♪ Lilo ♪

♪ lilo ♪

Stop!

I mean... Stop.

Do not wake lilo.

What are you, lolo?

Sneaking up on me like that?

Jumba?

What's happening?

Pleakley's too late.

We are about to be
trapped in dream...

Forever.

What's gotten
into you, pleakley?

Have you been sniffing
the horseradish again?

I'm supposed to stop you.

Jumba and stitch are after

a dream-intruding experiment,

and if lilo wakes up,

they'll be trapped
inside her dream forever.

What?

I can't leave you four
alone for a minute, can I?

Sleep, lilo.

Sleep.

For the love of all that
is good and decent,

sleep, sleep,
sleep, sleep, sleep.

It's not working!

Of course it's not working.

You sound like a
broken sprinkler.

Wait a minute. I know
a song that might work.

♪ When storm clouds grow ♪

♪ and I feel blue ♪

♪ your song comes
drifting on the trade winds ♪

♪ your bright smile shines ♪

♪ like sun on sand ♪

♪ an island dream of you ♪

I know that song.

It worked!

Lullaby seems to be working,

but troubles are
not over yet. Look!

Oh, no!

Ha ha ha!

Follow me!

Where do you think
you're going, weird-lo?

Yeah.

Hee hee hee!

Hee hee hee!

Look at her.

They must still be in trouble.

Lilo's dreams have
become nightmares.

Volcanoes and storms
and bickering zombies.

She's just miserable.

Storms.

An island dream of you.

Pleakley, that's it!

You have to go back in.

Are you kidding?

It's full of dark,
slippery hallways

and flying clocks and
bickering zombies.

And, oh, yes, a little
thing called danger!

You have to take
this picture to lilo.

It's the only way.

But what about the danger?

This picture makes her happy.

It might help her
remember the happy times,

instead of filling her head

with sadness.

Then, maybe she'll be able

to turn her own nightmare

back into a dream.

Did I mention the danger?

I think I did at
least twice now.

Please, it's up to you.

I have to stay here
and sing to her again

if she starts to wake up.

Ok. Ok.

Sheesh.

Aah!

Ok, bad decision.

Aah!

Pleakley, you came back!

Unfortunately, it
looks as though

capture of is lost cause.

We are about to be digested

by big little girl monsters.

Yes, I've got the picture.

Wait a minute! That's right!

I've got the picture!

My picture!

Hey! Ha ha!

Quit it! Ha ha ha!

Nani, help!

You thought you'd
escape that easily, did you?

Well, think again, trogs!

Huh?

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Aha!

Ha! Got you, you
little nightmare!

Lilo?

No, no, no, no.

Leave her to dream, .

She is in peaceful place.

How is she doing?

I think she'll be ok.

What's everybody doing here?

Oh, nothing.

We just dropped by
to watch you sleep.

Nani, I had the best dream ever.

We were having a
picnic at the beach with...

Well, I'll tell you
about it later.

Right now, I'm hungry.

Will you make me
another sandwich?

I promise to eat it this time.

Sure, lilo. Anything you say.

Extra anchovies, please.

Are you sure this
is a good idea?

Of course.

I have reprogrammed
to be completely harmless.

Now, rather than
invading dreams,

can take children
on fantastic journeys

without causing nightmares.

There you go.

Knock self out.

Whoa!

Maybe it needs to
be tuned down a bit.

I think it's time a certain
blue genetic experiment

tickled a certain little girl.

Oh, no, you don't!

Meega... Nani, help!

Ha ha ha! Jimito!
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