02x23 - Mrs. Hasagawa's Cats/Ace

[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Heh heh ha ha ha!

Ah heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Tookie bah waba!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ah heh heh heh heh!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

Bye!

Don't worry about a
thing, Mrs. Hasagawa.

Stitch and I will
watch over things

while you go and
pick up your pea pods.

I'll be back in an hour
with my bean bags.

Pea pods!

Not bean bags, pea pods!

Aloha, Mrs. Edmonds.

Aloha, lilo.

I don't see bananas anywhere.

Huh? She always has bananas.

Whoo! Bananas!

How come they're down there?

Aah! Ah ah ah!

Mrs. Hasagawa doesn't know it,

but she's about
to get organized.

Ready, stitch?

Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!

Mahala for the
bananas, Mrs. Hasagawa.

Are they always this green?

Oh, that's a cucumber, dear.

But I'm making a
banana cream pie.

Then don't use cucumbers.

No, I was gonna use bananas.

Well, then why are
you buying cucumbers?

Here are the bananas.

Radishes?

Everything seems
to have been moved.

Isn't it great?

You don't have to thank
us, Mrs. Hasagawa.

Stitch and I just
love to be helpful.

Oh. Uh, ok.

Hmm. Just as I suspected.

Mrs. Hasagawa's house
needs our help, too.

Big time!

Lilo? I thought I
heard you out here.

Look what we did!

Fixing up your
cart went so well,

we decided to help
you at your house, too.

Oh, my.

Isn't it great?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

Oh, my persian wild blossoms.

Where did they go, I wonder.

Those were just weeds, right?

Oh. Sorry.

Maybe we could go
to persia to get more?

Is it far?

No, that's ok, lilo.

Mahalo plenty for all the work.

Maybe you want to rest now.

How about a nice apricot?

They're all over
my yard this year,

which is a little strange,

because I don't
have an apricot tree.

Experiment pods!

But we have to wash them first.

Wait! No!

Now help yourself,

but be careful of the pits.

Oh, my!

Uh-oh.

A mulcher.

Hey!

A big blowhard.

Uhhhh.

Aah!

Aah! A loogier!

Oh, no. Stitch!

One with four heads.

♪ We're evil 'cause we sing ♪

♪ annoyingly ♪

♪ off-key ♪

Please!

A woodchuck!

Aw, such a good kitty.

Mrs. Hasagawa, be careful!

Wait. Did you call him kitty?

So many of the most
unusual stray cats

come to live with me here,

but I don't mind.

They keep me company.

Mrs. Hasagawa, exactly how
many "kitties" do you have?

Oh, goodness. I
never counted them all.

Experiment activated.

Hmm? What? What?

Warning. Experiment
activated.

Warning. Experiment
activated.

Warning... take off
your headphones.

, I am trying to sleep!

Warning. Experiment
activated.

Stupid alarm clock.

That's not your alarm clock.

Let me sleep in peace.

Oh, yeah. Rest up.

In case one of those
experiments is activated, huh?

Warning. Experiment
activated.

Do come in.

Be our guests, please.

Cousin.

You can see they made
themselves at home.

I don't believe it.

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Gotcha!

Ow!

Ah ha ha ha ha!

A pincher, a wrapper, a snorer.

Cousin. Cousin. Cousin!

A shredder. A double-Dipper.

Yuck!

Bad kitty!

I told you before,
off the table!

A boomerang!

A driller!

No, no! Not on the rug!

That's better.

Mrs. Hasagawa,
we'll be right back.

We have to get jumba
and pleakley's help

if we're going to catch
all these experiments.

Aah!

Hmm. Concentration
of multiple pods

falling to one location?

Statistically unlikely.

But not impossible.

May I take your coat, madam?

No! Away! Go!

Shoo! Shoo, you little monster!

My evil creations,

designed for
interplanetary chaos,

now like felines in
lonely lady's house.

Oy.

There's another!
Get it! Get it! Aah!

Is this what I really look like?

Mmm. designed to take
only bad pictures of people.

Ha ha ha. So evil.

Don't worry, Mrs. Hasagawa.

We'll take care of the problem.

My friends and I
are professionals.

Problem? But... I'm
gonna get this guy

into the capsule.

No! Jumba will capture him.

No! I got it.

No! Me!

Ah-ah-ah.

How rude I have been.

Apologies.

Won't you please forgive me?

Gotcha! Gotcha!

Such a nice kitty.

Whoa, oh, oh!

Um, lilo!

Pleakley!

Just a moment, lilo.

I wouldn't want to be
discourteous to this experiment.

Pleakley, this is not
the time to be polite.

Terribly sorry. I'm
afraid it can't be helped.

It seems one of stitch's cousins

gives one painfully
perfect manners.

Where's jumba?

Over here.

Aah!

Stitch!

Ok, not so fast.

That's good.

You're safe now, Mrs. Hasagawa.

We got all the, um, kitties

where they can't hurt you.

Fa-ta!

All done.

You're taking them all away?

Let me get
something for you first.

Oh, no. You don't
have to pay us.

No, but you have to
take their special things.

The snoring one
needs his pajamas.

The white one only
eats canned wet food.

The orangey one has
his special neck pillow.

Mrs. Hasagawa, do you
really care about these guys?

Of course. They're my ohana.

Your ohana?

But ohana means...

Family. They're
the only one I've got.

I'm so happy they're all back.

Sorry, Mrs. H.

I guess I was trying to help you

when you didn't need it,

and all these cousins

found their one true
place on their own.

Hey, where's stitch?

Hee hee hee hee!

No, you fly higher.

I insist. After you.

No, no, please. After you.

I do protest. You first.

Uh-uh-uh. You.

Dr. Jumba jookiba,

former lead scientist of
galaxy defense industries,

you stand before this council

accused of illegal
genetic experimentation.

Nice work.

Ha ha! Guilty as charged,

o great mortalgax the malignant.

The evil geniuses
organization, or "ego,"

was particularly impressed
with your top-secret series.

Delightfully wicked.

Thank you.

I'm hoping to publish the
results in mayhem monthly.

Yes. Well, there might be

a teensy-weensy
problem with that.

Problem?

As impressive as
they look on paper,

we've heard some
distressing reports

that your evil experiments
are not acting very...

Well, evil.

Is inconceivable
that you could believe

that my experiments
are anything other than

totally and completely
. % evil.

We can't risk the scandal
if you've gone good.

I'm afraid I have no choice
but to revoke your membership!

Mwah ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha ha!

You've been working
on new evil laugh.

Is good one.

You don't think it
was too much, do you?

No, no. Was nice touch.

But... revoking of membership
is cruel, even for you.

Is lonely being evil genius.

Belonging to ego gives
meaning to evil existence.

I'm sorry, jumba.

I mean, i-i-I'm not sorry!

I revel in your sorrow!

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Now, you listen here, mister!

My uncle jumba is the
smartest, geniustest

evil scientist ever!

Little girl, please to
be keeping out of this.

You take back what
you said right now!

Ambacua!

And I suppose
this cute little girl

is your evil assistant.

Bwah ha ha ha ha!

Not me! Him!

Hmm... tell you what,

I'm in your quadrant next
Tuesday visiting my aunt bootsie.

If you can convince me in person

that you're still evil,

I'll extend your membership.

It's a deal.

We'll see you Tuesday.

Ayiii!

We sure showed him.

What can we show him?

Ego is expecting
super-evil science lab,

not cutesy Hawaiian homey-home.

Then that's exactly
what we'll give them.

Come on!

Oh! Our house!

Uh! Oh! Whoa!

Um... do you have any sixes?

Ha! Fish!

Bah! Ridiculous earth game!

Warning. Experiment
activated.

Error.

has no known evil uses.

No evil uses?

Say, I remember that guy.

Jumba goofed up his
usual pure evil formula

and accidentally made an
experiment that was pure good.

Hoo-hoo, boy! Was
he embarrassed.

Kept locked in the
basement when friends came over.

Then hamsterviel will
have no use for him.

Ahem... now where were we?

Uh... oh, yeah.

I was saying how
you look like a fish.

Doctor!

You have a visitor.

Ah! Mortalgax!

Welcome to my lair.

You may look around,
but touch nothing!

And what are you
working on now, doctor?

d*sfigured assistant!

Is time to test the
grossification chamber.

I, jumba jookiba, evil genius,

have declared
w*r on beauty itself!

Oh! I am so frightened!

Whatever will you do to me,

you evil, evil man?

I can turn even the
most attractive people

into grotesque monstrosities!

Watch it, buster!

Behold!

Nice work!

Oh, no! What have you done?

Moments ago, I was a beautiful
woman in the prime of youth,

and now I'm... I'm... Hideous.

Well, I wouldn't say hideous.

Yeow!

Verily, I have become
an affront to nature.

Truly, you are the most
evil genius in the galaxy.

Oh, my!

That is evil!

So, you extend my
membership in ego?

Perhaps... but first,
I really should see

some of your other
experiments at work on the island.

Fortunately,
thanks to evil genius

hacking of secret spy
satellites, cable provider,

and neighbor's wireless network,

jumba has multi-camera
recordings of experiments in action!

Heh heh heh!

Please to be watching
experiment , earthquake-maker

designed to split planets in two

with devastating earthquakes!

Eee! Look at that!

Hmm hmm ha ha ha ha!

Experiment .

Arrr!

The kick-boxing experiment

designed to kick every
Booty in the galaxy!

Ahh!

Excepting yours, o mortalgax.

Turns from normal if
ugly fine house plant

to forest of destructive
evil! Ha ha ha!

Also excellent for
borders and window boxes.

Deforestates entire planets

in surprisingly little time.

Look at him go.

Creates big black
holes of nothingness.

What?!

My latest invention.

Is so evil, jumba can't
even be describing how evil!

Ooh hoo ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Not bad, jumba.

Not bad.

Uh, I mean, how
reasonably despicable.

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!

Ahh!

And finally, feature
presentation.

Epic battle of ...
Counting them, please...

Evil Dr. Jumba
jookiba experiments!

Let's watch, shall we?

Ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha!

Hee hee hee!

What?

Rarrr!

Very well, jumba,
I've seen enough.

By the power
vested in me by ego,

I hereby extend your...

What is that?

Where's kitty?

I've never see him before.

What's he doing?

Hey! Don't go in there!

It had better be something evil!

Oh, no!

He's saving a kitty-cat?

Oh, heh! Must be picking
up live satellite feed.

Hey, will be turning
off now. Oh ho ho...

Let it play.

Kitty! You're ok! Ohh!

Well, jumba, I think it's clear

that you do not belong in
the evil geniuses organization!

Good day.

Maybe we should
start our own club.

And so, as newly
elected president

of the association of alien
rejects, reformed geniuses,

and girls from
Hawaii, or "arrggh!"

I hereby pronounce
this strawberry pie day!

Does club allow
almost-reformed evil geniuses?

Sure. 'Cause now
we've got ace around

to balance out your evil!