02x25 - Snafu

[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Heh heh ha ha ha!

Ah heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Tookie bah waba!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ah heh heh heh heh!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

Bye!

Pikata! Watch mummy !

Love nest of doom!

I love that one!

But I've gotta catch
up on this log book.

It has every cousin's
name and their picture

and the one place
they truly belong.

Wow.

Angel.

Hey, stitch, remember angel?

Ja peeky kan spitooba...

Jubba!

Da boochie-boo!

Muwah!

I guess you do remember.

Grr... Whoo-ahh!

No!

Sorry, losers!

Heh heh. Little angel's
comin' to live with us.

Bad guys win this round!

Whoa!

Hey, wait for me, gorgeous!

Angel?!

Angel... Da boochie-boo.

Don't worry, stitch.

We'll get her back!

Get angel back.

Lilo promised.

But we don't know where she is.

Well, I do!

Nosy! Nosy!

What are you doing here?!

Just being nosy!

It's what I do, remember?

But I guess finding the
one place I truly belong

was just too hard, huh?

So instead, you just let gantu

send us to hamsterviel.

I didn't just "let."

Well, here's a secret:

Life in hamsterviel's
cell tanks!

So how'd you get out?

Whoops blew the secret

about hamsterviel's experiment,

so he sent us back
here. I got lucky.

My container
broke, so I got out.

The rest of us are locked up

in gantu's secret compartment!

What do you mean
"the rest of us"?

Fibber, hammerface,
thresher, heat, Felix...

Angel?

Yep! All the experiments

that lilo totally abandoned.

Look, I'm really sorry
we left you for so long,

but we'll make it up to you.

Stitch, we're gonna bust angel

and all the other
experiments out of there!

Ha ha ha! Yay! Angel!

Uh, eh, oh, hmm. Angel.

Worried about seeing her again?

Remember the lesson
love nest of doom?

"Love can overcome anything."

You're gonna be fine.

Uh... ohh... yeah.

Gantu, off key: ♪
but you'll look sweet ♪

♪ upon the seat ♪

♪ of a bicycle built for ! ♪

Aah!

Holy guacamole!

That last note actually
curdled my Mayo!

I'm making a karaoke tape.

I can listen to my own voice

and determine what
areas need work.

There's only one
area in your voice:

A disaster area!

Let's bust one.

Ahem.

♪ Daisy, Daisy... ♪

Gantu!

Why are you wasting time

with your awful off-key warbling

when you should be
catching my experiments?!

Er, I've already caught
my quota for the week, sir.

Good. I'm glad to hear your
hunting has been so successful.

I recently sent you all of the
experiments I captured myself.

How many more have you captured?

Oh, uh, well, uh, hundreds!

And I thought this
sandwich was full of baloney.

Hundreds?! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Excellent. The time draws near.

What time?

The time for my escape!

My situation here has
become unbearable!

You will send your hundreds
of experiments immediately!

Using their powers,
I shall break out

of this
pepperoni-smelling prison

and take over the
stinking galactic alliance!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

But sir, I... no buts!

Unless it is yours in a sling

if you do not deliver
within hours! Good-bye!

So, uh, tell me,

how many experiments
do you really have?

Counting the
hamsterviel sent, uh...

.

Oh, that's rich.

You are so hosed, buddy.

Hi... goo-aah!

, I'm going to
make you an offer

you won't refuse.

Nano-search
protocol and... Dongle!

Ah! Full blueprints for galactic
federation star cruiser .

Gantu's ship! Thanks, jumba.

We're gonna rescue
all of stitch's cousins.

Especially angel!

Angel?! What do you want to
bring that evil, little female monster

back here for?!

She's... she's no angel!

Grr!

Aah! Aah!

Stitch, no!

You shouldn't talk about
angel like that, pleakley!

Stitch is in love with her.

Fascinating.

You know, I still
don't understand

this thing called love.

On earth, love is the
strongest thing of all,

at least according
love nest of doom.

"Love can overcome anything."

Sounds like very
powerful force for evil!

Perhaps I will study it.

I guess I could stand
to bone up on love, too.

What do you say you and
I work together, jumba?

What do you say, eh, no?

Aw, come on, it'll be fun.

I bet we figure out what
makes love tick in a jiffy.

And distill love into formula

for all-conquering evil?

Why not?

Ok! Is deal. Come!

We go begin plannings.

Come on, stitch!

We've got our
own planning to do.

Can't believe I'm doin' this.

Hey, Felix, tickle dummy,
you don't scare me.

I'm not ticklish.

What's your name? I forget. Ha!

That's a joke. Oh, fudgie,

come on, ya messed
your container.

Hunka-hunka, love you!

Well, well, hiya, hotcakes.

Grr...

Hey, hey, hey,
what's with the 'tude?

I just work here,

but, uh, I got a
proposition for you.

Your song turns people evil,

but if you sing it backwards,

it turns 'em good, right?

Yeah, so here's
what I'm thinkin':

You sing your song
backwards, turn me good,

and I break you out of here.

What do ya say?

Ah, that's beautiful.

Too bad it's a
total waste of time.

I'm immune to your little
siren song, remember?

But you have done very well

in furthering my plan.

Good job, .

You've been
duped, little pink trog.

was recording
your every note.

Now all I have to do
is broadcast this tape

across the island backwards

and all the experiments

will revert to evil.

Naga!

Grr... Aw, sorry, sweet lips.

He made me an
offer I couldn't refuse:

Unlimited lifetime
supply of sandwiches.

Pbbt!

Ok, I've got a rescue plan
based on these blueprints.

Now all we have to
do is gather the troops.

Ow.

Come on, sample!

♪ C-C-Come on, sample ♪

♪ c-c-come on, sa-sa-sample ♪

♪ come on Sam... Ple ♪

Now just one more thing.

Hey, jumba?

Eh, what do you want?

I'm busy working on recipe

for freeze-dried instant love

made from dried forget-me-nots

and shredded books
of smushy poetry.

Just add water.

Yeah. Good luck with that.

I just wanted to
see if you had any

UN-activated pods that
could help our escape plan.

Eh, don't know.

Eh, check shoe box under bed.

Hmm. "Experiment "?

No! is havoc wreaker
of all havoc wreakers,

designed for to foil enemy
plans by any possible means.

Is worst experiment to activate

when making complex
rescue missions.

I got the hose, jumba!

Let's test that
freeze-dried love!

Huh?! Aah!

Aah!

Oh, no! Get him!

Ow! Aah! Uhh! Ooh!

There he is!

Come on! We've
gotta... oh, no, no.

will turn any plan
to catch him to shambles.

Only hope is maybe
to catch by accident.

I hope love can overcome this.

Ok, listen up, troops!

Stitch and I have broken
into gantu's ship before,

but this time, we've got
to break people out, too.

The fate of your cousins...

Especially angel...

Hangs in the balance.

We are gonna
train for this mission

until our trainers are sore!

There's nothing out
there than can stop us.

Whoo!

Warning, experiment
activated.

Discombobulates enemy plans.

I'm not interested.

My new plan will bring hundreds
of new experiments into play.

Ya know, if this works out,

I'm gonna be set for life.

Maybe you could come over
for a sandwich sometime, huh?

Naga tonie!

Naga tonie.

, let's move!

Ok, ok, I'm comin'!

Why don't you leave her alone?

It'll never work out.

Says you. I think she likes me.

Ok, troops, we've
created an obstacle course

to work on your conditioning.

Show 'em how it's done, stitch!

Okey taga! Pheyah! Pbbt!

Whoo-hoo! Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha! Hee hee ha ha ha!

Ta-da!

Now, huddle up.

Remember, your cousins

are counting on
us to rescue them,

and love can overcome anything.

So let's tear up
that obstacle course.

Break.

Whoa!

Aw.

Huh?

Right in the kisser.

Wha!

Oh!

I can't believe I did
this for sandwiches.

But then again, sandwiches.

The plan is simple.

Drive the ice cream truck.

Play the tape. Now go!

Ok. Ok.

But, if I'm wearing
this dorky hat,

my lifetime sandwich supply

better include pickles.

How are we gonna break
cousins out of gantu's ship?

We can't even overcome
an obstacle course.

Little girl!

Come look in kitchen.

There's something
for to be cheering up.

Look! Basket full of puppies.

Wow! Where'd you get 'em?

A very nice young man
in front of the supermarket

gave them to me absolutely free.

According to my earth research,

the very simplest form of
earth love is puppy love.

I am thinking our experiment

should begin at simplest level.

Extracting essence
of love from puppies.

No!

You can't experiment on puppies.

Hey, I got some
news for you guys!

Gantu has left the building.

He's gone out with ,

and they have a plan to turn

every single
experiment back to evil,

but is gonna
foul up their plan,

and in the meantime,

gantu's place is empty!

Come on, stitch.

It's time to rescue
your cousins.

Especially angel.

And, you two, take those
puppies back to the supermarket.

She didn't say when.

Ok, here goes nothing.

♪ Daisy, Daisy ♪

♪ give me your answer, do ♪

Wha?

No! That's my karaoke tape!

♪ All for the love of you ♪

♪ it won't be a
stylish marriage ♪

♪ I can't afford a carriage ♪

You know I'd stop, but,
uh, this is kind of fun.

Hee hee hee!

Ok, everybody knows what to do?

Yeah!

Sparky, you're up first.

You make a power surge

to knock out gantu's
w*apon system.

No!

That's supposed to
deactivate the weapons,

not activate them.

Experiment
fouled up my plans!

Zuggi! Digi-wah!

Bonnie and Clyde,
do your break in thing.

Ok, sample.

You stay out here.

Count to to give us time

to get to the other cousins.

Then, if the coast is clear,

you crow like a rooster.

.

Crow! Crow! Crow!

Meep! Meep!

Stitch, do you think you
can break into this door?

Angel's in there.

Con jitaway. Ziss-ziss!

Aloha, cousins!

Tickle-tummy!

Fibber!

Amnesio!

Angel!

Aloha, angel.

Ha ha ha!

I... I... I...

We're gonna break
you all out of here.

We just gotta wait for
the all clear from sample.

That's it!

This should be the switch
that opens the containers.

Warning! Intruder
alert! Warning! w*r...

Huh? My ship!

Sample! No!

What are you doing?!

Ha ha ha!

You!

There's always a snafu
when you're around.

But you're not gonna keep me

from releasing
the other cousins.

Then again, he could've
rewired the panel.

Ha ha ha!

Huh?

Looks like you've
snafued yourself this time.

Oh. Angel.

I guess I was wrong.

Love can't overcome everything.

Love?

Hay.

I... yes.

Love!

Stitch loves angel.

Mica tay boojiboo.

Mica tay boojiboo.

Mica tay boojiboo!

Chipee chipa!

Tot boojiboo!

I was right!

Love can overcome anything!

It can't overcome my blaster!

Ow!

Everybody, run!

No! Stop! Wait!

Come back!

, stop them!

Ha ha! I can't!

Oh, I lied!

Oh! I'm ticklish!

You think you can get away?

Not once I activate the
emergency security barriers.

Aah!

Gantu, what do you want?!

Do you have my experiments?

Th-th-they are all escaping!

Why are you letting them go,

you feeble excuse
for a pathetic Minion?

years and you have failed
at everything except failing,

and failure!

And you are badly
in need of a pedicure.

And you still owe me a
lifetime supply of sandwiches.

Oh, grisnak.

Whoo-hoo!

Yay!

Jumba! Pleakley!

Little girl.

Little monster.

We did it!

Jumba and I have
found the secret of love.

And distilled into
frosty beverage.

Is formula of parts
melted valentines chocolate,

one cup sand from beaches
where long walks are taken,

and jiggers puppy dog saliva.

You mainly extracted it.

Prepare to experience the
conquering power of love.

Bleh!

The only thing that's
gonna overcome

is my gag reflex.

Huh?

Maybe needs, uh, coconut.

You guys are silly.

Love doesn't come from
Valentine chocolates or flowers

or even puppy dogs.

It comes from
here, in your heart.

Which, in my case,
would be about here.

Everybody has love
in him somewhere.

Even aliens and wasp mummies.

You just have to find it.

And now, all we have to do

is find the one place
each of you truly belongs.

This is gonna
be a little tricky.

Shall we get started,
stitch? Stitch?

I'll be home later!

I love you, too, stitch.