07x08 - Cat Videos

[bunniefuu]

You guys haven't seen blargh.

Avi yet?

We're watching it.

Go! Blargh! Nailed ya! We were using the computer for business purposes.

You don't think I know about funny video Fridays, but I know.

Oh

-ho, you're gonna get such a write

-up.

Quick, put something on Benson will like.

Wha?

It's a cat video, Benson.

Cat Video?

Here's another one.

Rowr.

Whoa.

When did they start making these?

A long time ago, Benson.

There's millions of them.

People just put up videos of their cats On the Internet?

That's right, man.

So just sit down for an hour or two and catch up.

I love cats.

So, all I do is click on these cats?

Yep.

Focus on the cats and not on the write

-ups.

Write wha?

Exactly.

Sorry, sorry.

I know I'm late to the morning meeting.

Don't sweat it.

Benson isn't even here yet.

That's weird.

Yeah, he's never late.

Did you stay up all night watching cat videos?

Sure did.

Did you know there are Internet cat celebrities?

There's fat cat, rata tat cat, And mari, the Japanese cat that likes boxes.

But my person fave is curmudgeon cat.

Ugh.

Piece of junk.

I've got to get a new phone.

Uhhhh Uh, Benson, we need our assignments.

Oh, right.

Pops, you're in charge for the day.

I'm assigning you all old

-timey dances.

This is bad.

And mordecai and rigby are responsible.

What are you talking about?

You got Benson into cat videos.

You get him out.

Those are the rules.

Hey, I got an idea.

Let's just wait until Benson snaps out of it.

My legs feel like wet noodles.

We better go check up on him.

Come on, curmudgeon cat, eat your food.

Hey, that's my food! Mcfluffin, I'm trying to watch a video about cats.

Hey.

I wasn't done with that.

Now, where were we?

Aww, he thinks he's people.

Have you ever dreamed of meeting curmudgeon cat?

Hi, I'm cat Masterson, auteur director And visionary behind such classic cat videos As "I hate weekdays," "Curmudgeon capers," and "kitty kitty bang bang.

" Well, if you "feline" meeting curmudgeon cat in person, Then come on down to Masterson studios To attend a live taping of his next video.

You here for the live taping?

Yes, I am, Mr.

Masterson.

I'm a big fan.

Big, big, big, big, really big fan.

I like your manic, sweaty energy.

Right this way.

Now, first we got to get you suited up in, uh In your viewing suit.

What's this?

Standard industry practice.

Okay.

Ooh, that's good.

Nice, snug fit.

Now let's get this show on the road.

You know, I got to ask In "ball of yarn" at 2:38, curmu wait.

Why is it all dark in there?

Standard industry practice.

Wha Where's curmudgeon cat?

Huh?

Go ahead, lil Benny.

Play with your toy.

I I don't think I'm comfortable with this.

Ugh.

Do we have a diva on our hands here?

I think we have a diva.



- Unh.



- Bat the mouse!

- Unh.



- Bat the mouse!! Yes, yes.

Benson?

Hey, man, we got wings.

This isn't good.

Then come on down to Masterson studios To attend a live taping of his next video.

Let's go.

Hey, we're looking for our friend, Benson.

Sweaty guy, looks like he hasn't slept in a few days.

One moment.

Security! Aah! Wakey, wakey.

Huh?

Where are we?

Dude, are we in ping pong factory?

Welcome to my studio.

What'd you do with Benson?

Benson?

I made him a star.

You see, for years, I tried using real cats in my videos, But they always fell short of my vision.

I mean, have you ever tried to direct a cat?

It almost made me lose my mind! So instead I built this highly advanced Visual effects studio that allows actors to play the cats.

So curmudgeon cat's some guy in a suit?

Precisely.

Here's the real curmudgeon cat, A.

K.

A.

Randall Tate.

Ew.

Unfortunately, he d*ed While filming his latest video, "Trapeze kitty.

" They say cats always land on their feet.

But overweight middle

-age men, not so much.

So now I need to find some new stars,