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Classic grilled cheese, add bacon if you please If you want it, come and get it 'Cause we'll eat it in a breeze! Got bread Times two Got cheese Por vous Got that bacon in the grease that'll make you go Oooooh! Bacon! Ba

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-bacon!

- Are you all done, sir?



- Yeah we're done.

I guess we should head back.

Not to be rude, but, uh Hmm, how do I say this Your hands are really gross, bro.

What?

Well, if you're gonna shove it down my throat, Fives Sorry.

I'd want someone to tell me.

I'll just use one of these moist towelettes, and everything will be fine.

Aaah! Huh?

I'm sorry, but these are for V.

I.

P.

members only.

V.

I.

P.

member?

'Scuse me.

V.

I.

P.

coming through.

Thanks, Rick.

Here's your complimentary V.

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P.

merchandise.

Later, normies.

Whoa.

And that sweet merch and moist towelettes aren't the only thing you get from being a V.

I.

P.

You get table reservations in the V.

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P.

room Ooh! Complimentary tater tots Ahhh! in the Cheezers gift shop

- Cool! Look at that stuff!

- Is that a Cheezers umbrella?

But the best perk is, if you present your V.

I.

P.

card, you get access to our exclusive new sandwich, the "Pork Picnic"! Slow

-cooked baked beans, hearty coleslaw, and 3 different types of barbecued pulled pork Mmm

-mmm! Now, that's lip

-lickin' good.

It's available for only one week, for V.

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P.

s only, and will never be released to the public! Bros! Huddle.

I don't want to assume anything, but we're totally gonna become V.

I.

P.

s and eat that sandwich, right?



- Definitely.



- No question.

So, how do we become V.

I.

P.

s?

There are two ways you can become a V.

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P.

Be an astronaut, or you've got to prove you're worthy.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but are y'all astronauts?

Well, no.

That's what I thought.

Normie scum.

Hey! Listen lady, we can be V.

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s just like a lousy astronaut, okay?

Man, I'm sick of these astronauts coasting through life, getting free handouts all the time! So, I guess you'll just need to just get to a computer, go online, and fill out the form to begin the grueling application process, scum! Dude, what the heck?

Maybe it isn't worth it.

Mmm! Aw, man, it sure tastes good to be a V.

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P.

We got to get to a computer! Hmm Hmm, hmm.

"M" again, "I," "N" Look, Pops! We need the computer to fill out a form! Oh! I won't be long.

Lets see Lost my train of thought.

Done! Thank you, Mitch.

All done.

The computer is yours.

Thanks, Pops.

Okay.

It took six hours, but we finally finished the form.

Okay.

So, we've got applications for Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and Hi Five Ghost.

All right.

You boys are officially V.

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P.

s

- All right!

- Yeah, we are!

- Whoo

-hoo!

- Pork picnic, here we come! As soon as you put all these fliers on the cars outside

- under the hot, blisterin' sun.



- What?

! But I thought the application was the last thing we had to do! Oh, honey, I would never say something like that.

I'm not sure if this is a good return on our investment, guys.

Well, that's fine, if you really don't want the Pork Picnic sandwich, available to V.

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s only, with our patented three types of dipping sauce.

The real chance of a lifetime.



- Okay, okay, we'll do it!

- We'll do whatever it takes! I can practically taste that hearty coleslaw right now.

And I've been takin' care of business Every day Takin' care of business Every way I been takin' care of business It's all mine Takin' care of business And workin' overtime Work it out Oh, my stars! You boys have done so much work around here! It looks like a whole new Cheezers! Thanks.

So, how much more stuff do we have to do to be V.

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P.

s?

Oh, just 65 little ol' things!

- Ugh! Come on!

- Are you serious?

! It kind of just feels like we're doing all your chores for you.

There's got to be a shortcut to being V.

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P.

Shortcut! Shortcut! Shortcut! Boys, I know this is hard, but you got to keep your eyes on the prize.

Now do you or do you not want that succulent Pork Pic

-nic sandwich?

Yes.

Where are your manners?

Yes, ma'am.

There they are! Now, there's an overflowing grease trap that's lardin' up.

Y'all better get on that.

And don't forget to lock up! Good luck! Whoo

-hoo! I really don't like her.

This sandwich better be worth it.

Oh, but it's totally worth it.

I heard you.

You are all on verge of giving up.

And why not?

These chores will go forever.

What?

The hostess is playing you for fools.

Giving you run around.

You're normies.

No reserved table for you.

No tater tots.

No limited

-edition sandwiches.

Not astronaut.

Human garbage.

That's a little hurtful.

She is your enemy.

If you want to be a V.

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P.

, there is another way that will challenge you to your core.

Or you could just give up.

We've come this far.

We're not giving up.

What do we have to do?

I cannot say.

I can only show you.

Will you meet me here at 2:00 a.

m.

?

Good.

Heh, heh, heh Are we sure about this?

Yeah, this seems like some sort of shady astronaut underbelly of some sort.

You guys want to become V.

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P.

s and eat that sandwich, don't you?

Ah, good.

You came.

This way.



- So, what is it?



- Munster.

Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! So, do we have to eat that, or?

Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! Fine, we'll eat it.

Wait, this isn't even Muenster! It's cheddar.

That is munster's food.



- What's that?

!

- Uhh Huh?

What the heck, man?

! I thought you were gonna show us how to be V.

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P.

?

! If you want to be V.

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s, you have to defeat the munster! What are you talking about?

Aah! Ohhh! "Monster," not Muenster! I get it now.

Aaaah! Aah! Yeaaagh! He's at the end of his line! Over there! Ohhhh! Huh?

Whoa! Eat this! Hwah!

- Yeah!

- Whoo! America! Rigby! What's that?

We found a jetpack in the pile! We're gonna use it to fly out of here! You really think that thing's gonna carry us all?

I mean, we've got to try something.

Everyone get on! Whoa! Aaaah! What're we gonna do?

! We've got to get it under there.

Grab that American flag g*n.

You guys, lure it over there! On it!

- Yoo

-hoo!

- Over here!

- You want some of this?



- Come on! Hwah! Glk! Bleh! Aaah! Okay, aim at the grate! Bros! Mission accomplished! Rigby! sh**t now! Choke on democracy!

- Huh?



- What the?

You did it, buddy! You did it.

You are now V.

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P.

s! What?

! Becca?

! Oh, my gosh.

You completed the final task.

Congratulations! You were the astronaut?

Not just that.

Aaah! I was the monster, too! Wha bu How did you?

You see, that's what being V.

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P.

s is all about.

It's not just about being an astronaut.

It's about workin' hard to earn your place among the cream of the crop.

And you boys are definitely the cream of the crop.



- We did it!

- We're V.

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P.

! All right! Its over! It's finally over!

- Yeah! You did it, buddy!

- Whoo! Mmm

-mmm.

And it was the best day of our lives.

That's a really roundabout way to tell me you want to go to Cheezers.