07x37 - Deez Keys

[bunniefuu]

Yo, my name is Rigby.

I got pizza galore You may have a lot of pizza, but I got much more Had to borrow Benson's car 'cause it's a crisis Downtown they're selling slices at half prices I knew he'd say no, so I didn't say "please" I snuck into his office and made off with deez keys Deez keys, deez keys Made off with deez keys Whoops! Dude! What the Hey, it's Benson's fault! He's got, like, a million keys on that ring! Dude, we got to get those keys back.

But, how?

Let's go ask those scientists over there.

And that's why he only has one ear.

Ahem.

Hey, there, guys So, we accidentally threw our bosses car keys through that window up there.

Could you just run in there and grab them for us?

Yeah, sorry, pal.

We're not allowed to interact with the "test subjects.

" Anyway, looks like they landed in Langer's penthouse, which is a top security area.

No one goes in there.

There's got to be something you can do?

Maybe, but, ya know No, thanks.

Aw, what?

! Hey! Now, if you'll excuse us, we're on our lunch break.

Mmm! So good.

Hm

-hm

-hm! Hm

-hm

-hm! Too bad Langer only lets you eat those gross, compressed food bars.

Maybe if you help us out, we could sneak you some real food?

Maybe something like thi

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-is?

No! It doesn't matter! You could never get past Langer's security systems anyways.

Uh, well, they might be able to if we helped them?

Shut up, Tobias! They don't need to know that! Well, I'm not gonna risk losing my job over some food! Blaaaah.

Yeah, we should do it.

Fine.

We'll vote on it.

Huddle up.

Dude, pizza fixes everything.

Yeah, it does! Okay, we'll help you get the keys.

We're gonna need four extra

-large pepperoni pizzas?

Get the pizzas, and we'll meet you at your room in an hour.



- Okay!

- Okay! This never happened.

Ugh! Why is the pizza place have to be so far away?

Yeah, but it'll be worth it when we get those keys.

You got the stuff?

Yeah, dude.

Trent.

Pepperoni.

It checks out.

All right.

What the?

! What did you do to our room?

! Just give us the keys.

Where are they?

In Langer's penthouse.



- What?

!

- What?

! Oh, come on! Do you really think we'd really risk our jobs and break into Langer's room?

You're gonna do that.

But you said you'd help us! And, we are.

We've rigged up your room as a command station.

Langer's gotten crazy about security.

Infrared lasers, booby traps, cameras all over the place.

But lucky for you, our top minds will guide you through it.

Pizza.

Yeah.

So you've got about an hour to get in and out and grab the keys while Langer is busy at his afternoon workout.

Ugh! Fine, we'll do it.

All right, let's suit these two up! We're in position.

Okay, stay put.

Rachel's gonna use a dome

-drone to distract the guards.

Oh, hey there H

-2953, what's going Oh! Easy now! Let's all just Why?

! Yeesh! The guards are distracted Begin phase 1.

We're at the security panel.

How do we get in?

Rigby, look in the backpack we gave you for a re

-sealable plastic bag.

Aw, sick! What is ugh! They're not real teeth! They're just molds of Steffen's teeth for the dental lock.

Not it! Not aw, dude! That's ugh! Fine! Stop talking! I wonder how many people have had that thing in their mouths?

Okay, we're in.

Now what?

Okay, now take the elevator at the end of the hall up to the second floor.

Hm

-hm

-hm.

Hm

-hm.

Aah! Dude, gross! Why do you still have those teeth in your mouth?

Uh They're kind of growing on me.

Ugh! They're freaking me out.

Well, get used to it, pal.

This is how I look now.

I look cool.

Nuh

-uh.

Now keep walking down this hallway and take your first right to hallway "L.

" Okay, now take the black box out of the backpack and turn it on.

A fog machine?

Whoa! Hey, guys, Steffen here to guide you through the laser hallway.

Don't worry, you won't trigger the alarm as long as you do exactly as I say.

We got to get those keys, dude.

Ptwah! Ready?

Ready.

Ready.

Okay run! Duck! Jump! Roll like a log! Limbo, mon! Crab walk! Now dive! Langer's room is just across this corridor.

Sweet! Sweet! Stop! That room is filled with motion detectors.

The only way to stop them from triggering is to move through very slowly.

Go! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! No, no much slower.

There's also facial

-recognition scanners, but if you constantly change your facial expression, it shouldn't be able to see you, okay?

Change! Change! Change! Change! Change! Change! Change! Take a screen

-sh*t! Wait, wait, wait Dude, they're just messing with us.

That is a classic! Aw, man! Aw, man! Hey, guys.

This is a conundrum keypad The hardest keypad known to man.

We're not gonna be able to cr*ck it, we need to go in another way.

Reach into your backpack.

There should be a suction

-cup shaped tool.

Do you have it?

Yeah.

Stick it to the door.

It fell off.

Okay.

You're going to have to lick the suction cup to get it to stick.

Okay.

Dude, lick it.

I'm not gonna lick it You lick it! Dude, just lick it.

I put the teeth in my mouth.

You lick it! Ugh fine! Ow! Hm

-hm! Sick.

Tastes like a CPR practice dummy.

Whoa! Whoa! Fancy.

There they are! Okay, this is Langer's penthouse.

Home stretch.

Finally! Now, I know we're excited, but this is very important.

Do not repeat Do not pick up the keys from the pedestal without further Yeah, boyee! Yeah, boyee! Well, now you guys have gone and done it.

Guys, a little help! Don't worry.

Now, just keep running straight ahead.

All right, now close the blast door.

Nothing's getting through that.

I thought you said nothing could get through! Whoops.

Get to the other side of the room.

There's a doorway that'll take you to the main entrance.

What even is this room?

Oh, a giant marble maze room.

Oof! The keys! Come on! Now jump for it! Aagh! Rigby, watch out! Whoa! Aw, yea

-uh! The emergency lockdown sequence has been activated! Get out of there! We're not gonna make it! Yes, we are! Ready?

Yeah.

Now it's just a straight sh*t to the door.

Go! Hey, Mordecai, what's that?

Robotic guard dogs?

! Rigby, go left! Dude, they can fly! There's the exit! We got the keys.

Whoo! Do you think Langer knows we helped?

No way! He's still on biceps.



- Benson! Benson!

- Benson! Benson! We're really sorry, but we borrowed your car without asking.

But here's your keys back.

What?

! You borrowed my car?

! But don't worry, it's fine.

Oh, it looks fine.

Yeah, we just needed to go for a lunch run.

Well, why don't you just hold onto the keys till the end of the day, in case you need to run any other errands.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

Pizza run! Whoops! Ugh! Really, dude?