06x25 - Garage Door

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[WHISTLING]

Ugh. How many times

do I have to tell them?

Close the garage door when

you're finished painting it!

Ugh!

What the--

Didn't I just close that?

Aaarggh!

Coming through!

Pops, no! Whoa!

[TIRES SCREECH]

POPS:

Bad show.

[SHOUTS]

Mordecai and Rigby!

[SIREN WAILS, HORN HONKS]

[GROANS]

Pops, are you okay?

Optical illusion.

Don't worry, sir.

Thanks to

the Jaws of Life,

you'll never get trapped

in an enclosed space again.

[WHIRS]

BOTH: Whoa!

Where'd you get that?

It came with the truck.

What were

you two thinking?

It was just a joke!

Yeah!

We were gonna paint over it

after our break!

Well, how's this for a joke?

Go buy a new garage door by the

end of the day, or you're fired!

That's not

a very funny joke!

Come on. Let's go get

the garage door.

Well, I'm coming

with you!

It's my fault you have to

replace the garage door

in the first place.

Thanks, Pops.

That new House Warehouse

just opened up.

They have everything.

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ALL:

Uh...

Ugh! This is gonna

take forever!

Hey, it's that old knight guy!

Ah! Good morrow,

valued customers!

Weren't you just guarding

those golden game badges?

The game store floated away,

and with it, my job.

But fortune smileth upon me,

as the home-improvement

business is booming!

Oh, that's cool.

Now, then,

might I interest thee

in a rewards card?

Ooh,

I love rewards!

No. We're not here

for that.

Can you tell us

where the garage doors are?

[GASPS]

Garage doors, you say?

That is not an easy item

to acquire,

for you see, they are located

in a faraway aisle,

deep within the heart

of the House Warehouse.

It is a perilous journey

to undertake.

You will face three trials.

Whatever. Can you

take us there or not?

For Mordecai

of the omelet

and Rigby

of the golden badge

and their fellow comrade,

whose name I do not know,

it would be

my honor.

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[EXHALES SHARPLY]

A rest--

A short rest.

[GULPS]

Ahh.

Ah, chalice, you quench

my spirit and my thirst.

How much further?

It's just down

this way.

No, no, this way.

Wait.

Did we pass

the doorknob aisle?

This is still

the doorknob aisle.

This place is gonna close

before we make it

to the garage doors!

[MID-TEMPO JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

What's that sound?

It's so smooth and--

Jazzy!

[GASPS]

Could it be?

ALL:

Whoa!

POPS:

Ooh! It's the Jazzy Bed--

The smoothest sleep

you'll get on four wheels.

This thing will get us to

the garage doors twice as fast!

Oh, how convenient!

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[TIRES SCREECH]

[ELECTRICITY ZAPS]

Halt!

We have arrived...

At the first trial.

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[TIRES SCREECH]

Nuts and bolts?

[RATTLING]

[ROBOTICALLY]

I am the bolt keeper,

keeper of the bolts--

And the nuts.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Silence!

Your task is to sort

various nuts and bolts

into their

correctly-labeled buckets.

Complete this trial of

assortment and you may pass.

Ah, dude!

This should be easy!

Any dingus can tell

a nut from a bolt!

Aw, nuts!

You have seconds.

Begin!

Nuts!

Bolts!

MORDECAI: Nuts!

RIGBY: Nuts!

MORDECAI: Bolts!

RIGBY: Nuts!

Nuts! Bolts! Bolts! Bolts!

Bolts!

MORDECAI: Nuts! Bolts!

Nuts! Bolts!

Dude, it's a nut and a bolt

together!

What do we do?

Uh...

[WATCH TICKING]

It's neither!

[MORDECAI GRUNTS]

Hmm. You have passed the test.

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[CREAKING]

You may proceed.

Wait! Did you guys want

to buy any nuts or bolts?

[♪♪♪]

Uh, hey.

Is this the second trial?

We need to get to

the garage-door section.

Whoa!

Now, slow down there, chief!

Ew!

You want to get there,

you got to get by me first--

The toilet keeper!

Okay. So, what

do we have to do

for you "toi-let" us pass?

TOILET KEEPER:

All you guys gotta do

is unclog the toilet.

Huh.

That's easy enough.

Good!

Then start plungin'!

Oh, and the light in here

don't work so good.

Hope that's not a problem!

[BEEPS]

All right.

Here goes.

Nah, dude!

You gotta force it!

Hey!

[GRUNTING MANIACALLY]

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Oh, dear!

I don't think that helped!

Way to go, Rigby!

Hey,

I just wanted to get to

the garage doors at all cost!

It's not my fault

you got no rhythm!

Rhythm?

Dude, that's it!

We'll split the difference!

Slow, slow, fast, fast!

I'll plunge.

You work the handle.

Slow, slow.

Fast, fast!

It's not working!

Keep plunging!

This armor

isn't very buoyant!

ALL:

Oh!

[DISTORTED]

Slow, slow.

[DISTORTED]

Fast, fast!

Slow, slow.

Fast, fast!

[TOILET FLUSHES]

[ALL GASP]

Dude!

We totally got the rhythm!

Yeah, we do! Huh!

Onward, comrades!

Only one trial remains!

We must face

the Lord of Lumber...

[♪♪♪]

Paint-o-tron...

Mr. Mini-blinds...

"Key-per" of keys...

Whatever that light-bulb guy

is called...

The Hedgegrow-mancers...

Ugh!

This is so hard!

Dude, that was definitely

more than one trial.

Forgive me. I'm still

very new to this job.

But I'm most certain

this is the last one.

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Look!

Yeah, hon.

I'm almost done

at the House Warehouse.

I'll pick up dinner

on the way home.

Love you. Bye.

[PHONE BEEPS]

Hyah!

[HORSE NEIGHS]

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[ZAP]

[ZAP]

I just wanted a garage door!

[ALL GASP]

This is indeed

the worst trial.

MAN [OVER PA]:

Attention, shoppers!

House Warehouse will be closing

in minutes.

Please finish all shopping

and/or trials

and head to

the nearest checkout.

There's no way we can

make it through that thing!

We've come too far!

We've gotta do it.

Pops, floor it.

With pleasure!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

On three, everybody,

we're gonna jump!

One... Two... Three!

[STATUES ZAP]

ALL: Aah!

Ugh!

[ALL GROAN]

You've done well,

Jazzy Bed.

Now it's your turn

to sleep smoothly.

Behold!

We have arrived!

[♪♪♪]

[ANGELIC VOICES SINGING]

There it is! This is

our Pearly Gates model!

Ain't she a beaut?

Excuse me, sir. Are you

the garage-door salesman?

Yeah.

We need a garage door.

This is my last customer

of the day, all right?

You want a garage door,

come back tomorrow.

What?

But we came all this way!

Too bad!

As I was saying,

you can't find a better deal!

[ELECTRICITY ZAPPING]

[GROANS]

Don't worry.

It's supposed to do that.

Yeah. I'll come back

tomorrow.

Dude,

are you okay?

Yes.

No.

I'm actually dying.

Oh, dear!

Don't just stand there!

I'll cut you a deal

if you get me out of here--!

[GROANING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

It's no use.

It's completely stuck.

Well, do somethin'!

By the time any help arrives,

I'll be dead!

This dumb store is too big!

[♪♪♪]

[ECHOING]

It came with the truck.

[WHIRS]

The Jaws of Life!

Rigby,

over there!

[♪♪♪]

So much power in my hands.

I should have

seen this coming.

Live by the garage door,

die by the garage door.

MORDECAI:

Not today.

[JAWS OF LIFE RINGS]

Come on!

[GROANING]

Don't you die on me!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

We did it!

You guys saved my life!

How can I ever repay you?

I tell you what--

Whatever garage door you buy,

you get a complimentary

installation-- For $ !

Uh, no, thanks.

We're good.

Eh, suit yourselves!

Now, which one do you want?

That one.

Once again,

you have proven yourselves

worthy of such a prize.

Now go forth

and bask in glory!

And, uh, fill out this

customer-satisfaction survey

while you're at it.

Uh, sure.

We gotta go.

Goodbye, my friends!

Goodbye!

[LAUGHING]

Wow! You guys actually

installed this yourselves?

I don't believe it!

Hm-hm!

Well, believe this! Pssh!

Yep.

I believe it.

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