08x28 - Cheer Up Pops

[bunniefuu]

[BEEPS]

[b*at-BOXES]

S'up, Pops?

What's good?

[WHIMPERS]

[SOBBING]

Um, you okay, Pops?

BOTH: Whoa.

[SCREAMS]

Uh...

What the...

Aah. Gotcha,

you stupid parasite.

Yaah. Hey, Pops.

Got to catch those things

before they destroy the ship

and k*ll us all.

[WHIMPERS]

[SOBS]

Uh...

okay.

[SIGHS AND WHIMPERS]

Hey, Pops, want to go

on a supply run with us?

On the way, we're gonna see

how close we can fly to a sun.

[SOBBING]

Uh, okay.

Your loss, bro.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Guys, we got to figure out

what's got Pops

so bummed out.

Maybe he just misses

Earth stuff--

like wrestling

and two-ply toilet paper?

Maybe it's because

we have to drink

recycled garbage water

all the time?

Wait. We drink what?

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

Um, guys?

Ahem.

You think that

maybe Pops is sad

because in less than hours,

we'll reach Lolliland,

where he'll have to face

Anti-Pops,

his super-evil twin brother,

and figure out how to save us

and the entire universe...

from being erased

from existence?

Yeah,

it's probably that one.

We need to get his mind

off all that.

Before the battle tomorrow,

let's make it our mission

to show Pops a good time.

Yeah.

Let's do it.

A song? For me?

Yeah.

♪ Lookin' good, Pops,

Cool new magical abilities ♪

♪ And I've always been impressed

By your fashion sensibilities ♪

[LAUGHS]

♪ So cheer up, Pops ♪

♪ There's no need to cry ♪

♪ You'll fight Anti-Pops

And you probably won't die ♪

♪ You're gonna win the fight

So let's have some fun ♪

♪ And if you don't,

Well, that's all right ♪

We'll all be erased

from existence, anyway.

Dude.

Ow.

Rigby.

Sorry. I couldn't

think of a rhyme.

Hey, Pops.

Surprise.

We made you a cake.

A cake? For me?

It's your favourite--

red velvet

with raspberry filling.

Let's cut you

a big old piece.

EILEEN: This'll make you

feel better.

Uh...

[WHISPERS] Help me.

[SCREAMS AND SOBS]

Hey, Pops, check it out.

Here comes

the big show.

Run.

Oh, I love f*ring-works.

[WHISTLING AND POPPING]

It's beautiful.

[SOBBING]

MUSCLE MAN:

Well, that was a total bust.

We were doing fine

until your stupid fireworks.

What are you talking about?

Those fireworks

were very festive.

No, they weren't.

That's it. Guys, I know what

we've got to do.

What's the one thing

guaranteed to cheer anybody up?

The wet burrito combo platter

at Chimichanga Juan's?

What? No.

I don't know.

It's pretty good.

I really like

how wet they make it.

No. Guys, I'm talking about

a surprise party.

BOTH: Hmm. Hmm-hmm.

Microwave wings,

microwave wings.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Hey, you made it.

Bummer about whole

end-of-the-universe deal.

Oh, we brought chips.

Honey barbecue

and zesty lime.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Death, thanks for coming out.

Oh, it's no problem.

I was headed out here, anyway.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Hey, hey.

Glad you could make it.

Of course.

And we brought some HD-DVDs

we thought Pops might enjoy.

To use as coasters.

Then we can watch

some of my movies

as they're meant to be seen--

on Blu-ray.

Come on. I thought you said

you'd give me that one.

Yeah, but those discs

aren't gonna cheer anyone up.

They're literally trash.

Heh heh. Okay.

Yeah, come on in.

The eagle's

approaching the nest.

Got it.

Everyone, get in position.

ALL: Surprise.

Oh, my.

A party? for me?

Yeah, Pops, for you.

How lovely.

And all of my friends

are here.

Oh, but what's the occasion?

It's not my birthday.

Hey, you don't need to

have a reason to have a party.

Well, then let's get this

shindig started.

[LAUGHS]

[♪♪♪]

[CHUCKLES]

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

All right.

Hey, let's get Pops up here.

Come on up, Pops. Pops?

RIGBY: Where'd he go? Hey, Pops?

Hmm.

[SOBBING]

Hey, Pops. You okay?

Oh, yes. Jolly good party.

Just getting some fresh air.

Oh, well, that's cool, then.

We thought you were having

some emotional breakdown.

Rigby.

Unh.

Pops, you know

we're here for you.

I know. I'm sorry.

It's just

seeing you all together,

all my good friends.

If Anti-Pops wins tomorrow,

everything will be erased.

And I don't care

what happens to me,

but I don't want

any of you to get hurt.

You're my best friends.

[SNIFFS] I don't normally

mix meself up

in the affairs of the living,

but in the battle tomorrow,

you can count on my help.

Oh, I can't ask you

to do that.

Ridiculous.

You're our friend, Pops.

Yes, and leaving you to face

Anti-Pops by yourself

would be totally uncool.

We got your back, Pops.

We gotcha, bro.

Don't worry, Pops.

We're totally behind you, Pops.

Good show.

Wait. I have an idea.

When I finished high school,

our class buried a time capsule

full of moments for us to dig up

at our ten-year reunion

to see

what we each put in it.

What if we all

put something personal

in a time capsule

and sh*t it into space?

That way,

no matter what happens,

there will always be a part of

us floating out there forever.

Mordecai, that's

a splendid idea. Good show.

Yes. I can totally

relate to wanting to do that

now that

I'm a high-school graduate.

But what would we

even put in it?

Like, our favourite chips

or something?

I can help with that.

I can copy everyone's memories

of their entire lives,

and put them

on a Blu-ray box set.

I can do that, too,

if you guys want.

Uh, yeah, but your lives

will look way better on Blu-ray.

Yeah, we should just

go with Blu-ray.

Blue is my favourite colour.

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

Show off.

Hey, Benson, mind helping me

get this thing started?

Uh, sure. Uh...

You guys will need to stay still

once the process starts.

It can be dangerous

and disorienting.

There's lasers involved.

Don't touch the lasers.

[ROBOTIC-LIKE]

Memory scan commencing.

Now hold on, guys.

This might hurt a little bit.

Wait. What-- Uhh...

Whoa.

We can see everything.

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

BENSON: You make me so angry.

Dude, I think most of these

are of Benson yelling.

No, they're not.

BENSON: You're fired.

Whoa. Remember when Pops

wrestled a bear?

That was awesome.

Good times.

[LAUGHS]

Bros, are you

not hearing this?

Ha ha ha. I'm k*lling it.

Ha ha ha. Hey, Rigby.

Check it out.

What?

[LAUGHTER]

Stop laughing.

Aah. Don't look at that.

Rigby, no, stop.

Aah.

Rigby.

What's happening?

I can't stop.

Rigby.

Blu-ray,

turn off the laser.

I can't. The process won't stop

until it's done recording.

You know, I was very clear

about not touching anything.

Hold on, Rigby. Uhh.

Mordecai,

what are you doing?

Aah.

Huhh. I gotcha, dude.

Dude, I'm slipping.

[BOTH SCREAM]

Guys.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Oh, yeah, Eileen.

[ALL SCREAM]

Come on.

[WHIMPERS]

Aah. Huh?

[ALL GRUNTING]

[ALL SCREAM]

Oh, no.

Aah.

Aw, yeah, Pops.

I don't know

how long I can hold on.

The memories are catching up.

We're almost done, Pops.

Dude, that k*ller plant

was cool.

[STRAINING]

Look,

it's us right now.

[ALL GRUNT]

Whoa. That was awesome, Pops.

Good job.

Wow. Great job, Pops.

Oh, it's nothing.

Blu-ray, did it work?

Recording...

complete.

Everyone's memories saved

onto their own

commemorative Blu-ray.

BOTH: Cool.

They've even

got our faces on 'em.

Pretty neat.

Your entire lives

are contained on these discs.

I also took the liberty

of compiling a few bonus discs.

This disc

is two hours of bloopers.

And this one I call

Mordecai pulls a "Mordecai."

It's a two-disc set.

What do you think, Pops?

[SOBS]

Don't worry.

These are tears of joy.

Now, no matter what happens,

our friendship

and all of our jolly good times

will never be forgotten.

That's great, Pops.

Now let's blast those discs

into outer space.

In five, four--

Wait.

What if the person

who finds the discs

doesn't have a Blu-ray player?

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

Don't worry. I've got it.

[GRUNTING]

Wait. But what if the person

who finds the time capsule

doesn't have

a big-screen TV?

I can push one of those out.

No, no.

That's all right.

Fire in the hole.

Or we could just bury it

in the park.

[♪♪♪]

[BOTH CHUCKLE]