Narrator: ...in a
Supermarket...
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my god.
Can I help you?
Narrator: ...at a yogurt
Shop...
$ . ?
Yes, sir.
That's not gonna work.
[ Laughter ]
Narrator: ...and on a public
Beach.
How is he doing this?
Aaah!
We are giving away free
Samples of lotion today, and the
Goal is to see who can empty the
Most lotion from their bottle
Onto a customer.
And if you don't measure up,
You lose.
[ Laughs ]
I haven't used this much lotion
Since puberty.
[ Laughter ]
All right, joey.
Go get them, joey.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Doing some free samples of some
Sunblock today.
You interested?
No, I'm good. Thank you.
I'll try your sunblock.
Want to have a seat?
There you go. Cool.
Why are you doing this
On a cloudy day?
Well, that's a big
Misconception.
Spf is always out there.
[ Laughing ] that makes no
Sense.
Spf is always out there.
Now...
Oh, my god.
What the hell?
[ Laughter ]
How's your face feel?
It feels good.
Now how's it feel?
What?
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
Why did I come over here?
You came over here for some
Sunblock.
Don't forget, the ears are
Important.
The ear, the face.
What about her legs?
Yes. I'm glad you brought that
Up.
You don't want to forget that
Both -- both legs.
Give me the other hand.
[ Laughing ] what?
All right, all right.
Just keep it there.
All right, that's enough!
That's perfect.
Rachel...
That's exactly where you want
It to go.
Wait a second. Wait a second.
Yep. That's right.
[ Laughter ]
This guy's --
Put it all.
You have to rub it all in.
Perfect.
[ Laughter ]
[ Ding! ]
Ooh, it's gonna be tough.
All right, here goes sal.
Oh, man, how am I gonna do
This?
[ Laughter ]
Hey, guys.
Do you want some free samples?
We're giving away lotion,
Exfoliating creams, sunblock.
Free samples, yeah.
So, I'm just gonna apply a
Little.
Okay.
So, look up.
Gonna be -- whoa, whoa.
Okay, don't put anymore.
Don't put any more?
No.'T put any more?
No.
Oh, that's it?
Wow.
Oh, he's not done yet, guys.
Oh, damn.
[ Laughs ]
I'm trying to -- this side's
Already gone.
It's already gone, this side.
Is it gone, cesar?
Yeah. Yeah.
Not anymore.
[ Laughs ]
You can also get the arms.
[ Laughing ] oh, my god.
Aah!
The dress!
Oh, oh. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
You got it?
Here, wait.
Let me give you a towel.
[ Laughter ]
What you want to do is you want
To get a whole base.
Oh, my god.
It's all over her.
Here.
It's all over her.
Here.
Wait, no. I feel yucky now!
All right.
But I'm telling you right now,
You look great.
[ Laughs ]
I'm sure.
No!
Now, what you want to do is
Get a base.
[ Laughter ]
Hold on.
You want to -- what you want to
Do is just -- well, hold on.
You want to -- yeah, but you got
To let it settle!
You got to let it settle!
Oh, man.
[ Buzzer ]
Come on and have a seat.
I'll show you the sample.
Start with a little bit here.
Okay.
Yeah.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, you got me.
Don't worry about that.
It comes right off.
It's all organic.
[ Laughs ]
Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.
Let me just get a little bit at
The chest there.
Great.
[ Screams ]
No, no.
[ Laughter ]
You can see the wrinkles fade
Away.
The age, year after year, is
Just gonna go away.
Let me get the nose.
It's so cute.
[ Laughter ]
There you go.
How is he doing this?
Now, the legs are where you
Really see the advantage.
[ Laughs ]
Aaah!
[ Laughter ]
Get a look at her face.
[ Laughter ]
Look at her face.
Let me take the shoes off,
'Cause we got to get your feet.
Okay. Here we go.
[ Laughter ]
Okay.
There we go.
This feels so good.
Ah! It looks like I'm out.
Ohh!
[ Ding! ]
How am I gonna b*at that?
Hello.
Guys want some lotion?
[ Laughter ]
What?
Can I lotion you up?
That's creepy.
He's such a creep.
"You guys want some lotion?"
How you doing, sir?
Would you like some lotion?
No, thank you.
I can lotion you up real
Good.
[ Laughter ]
What's up, ladies?
[ Laughter ]
I'll pay you if I can rub a
Little lotion.
Good luck.
He's gonna have a full
Bottle.
Come on. Get in the tent!
Get in the tent!
Get in my tent!
Oh, mother [bleep]
[ Laughter ]
Come on!
How you doing, buddy?
You want some lotion?
We're giving away free samples
Today.
All right, we'll try it out.
All right.
Finally!
I'm just gonna give you a
Little dollop right on you.
There you go.
Nice -- nice little dollop,
Buddy.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my god.
Yeah, there we go.
You feel your tattoos getting,
Like, more supple?
It feels a bit excessive.
Did he use the whole bottle?
No, it's not excessive.
This is what you do. See?
[ Laughter ]
Oh, that's some nice skin you
Got there.
Do those nipple rings hurt?
[ Laughter ]
Yes. Yeah, buddy. Yes. Yes.
He's doing his beard.
Soak that in.
He's doing his beard.
Soak that in, buddy.
Look at that.
Don't you feel protected from
The sun?
Yeah, like probably for
The next six years.
That's what I'm talking about.
This is the six-year lotion.
[ Laughter ]
All right.
I wish I had more to give you,
But the bottle is completely
Empty.
Oh!
[ Ding! ]
[ Laughter ]
Well played.
You want more lotion?
I got no more lotion.
I can't give you any more
Lotion.
You know who's got a lot more
Lotion? Sal.
[ Buzzer ]
No!
Now, what you want to go is
Get a base.
You got to let it settle!
I put a lot of lotion on that
Girl.
You did.
Not enough.
Oh!
All right.
We're here at the amazing
Stew leonard's farm-fresh
Grocers, and the challenge today
Is we have to shop out of other
People's carts.
Walk up to somebody's cart,
Take food right out of it.
The loser is the person who
Can take the least amount of
Items.
What is going on upstairs
Right now?
[ Laughter ]
There he goes.
[ Laughter ]
Can I help you?
I'm sorry?
Can I help you?
Oh, this is the last one in the
Store.
I saw you looking at them
Before, and this one looked
Really, really good and tasty.
[ Laughter ]
Ok?
Do you mind?
Well kind of...
...that's why I picked it.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ]
She don't even know yet!
How do you not see this?
She doesn't know she's
Missing items from her cart?
You kidding me?
He's got a whole frigging cart!
[ Laughter ]
[ Ding! ]
All righty. He's in.
Go get 'em, joey.
[ Laughter ]
This is my cart.
Oh, ay, ay, ay.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, ay, ay, ay.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, me gusta.
Es su cart.
Su carto.
Me gusta.
Ay, ay, ay.
Geez, where'd you find these?
These are ripe.
Hold those one second.
[ Laughter ]
Two bags of oranges, six grapes.
I'm just gonna take these off
Your hands, then.
I'll work with this.
Thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
Wow!
[ Laughter ]
[ Ding! ]
There he is.
He's moving in.
That's not...
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my god.
Was that yours?
I'm sorry.
That was really rude!
It was. I'm very sorry.
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my god.
He's never gonna get away with
This.
The challenge today is we
Have to shop out of other
People's carts.
Walk up to somebody's cart,
Take food right out of it.
Was that yours?
I'm sorry.
[ Laughter ]
There he goes.
He's in.
He's in.
Ooh, oranges.
I had to get them on the -- I
Was looking for them, and this
Is so convenient.
[ Laughter ]
My foot hurts so bad.
Could you be, like, a lamb?
Can i?
You probably want those.
Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
What are these?
Oh, these are the mini kaiser
Yes.
Rolls.
They look like a bag of, like,
Donuts, and I didn't know -- but
They are the rolls.
Yes.
So, I just thought --
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm thinking like it's on the
Shelf.
Oh, yes!
[ Laughter ]
Excuse me sir.
These are watermelon chunks.
Yeah, you took them
Out of my cart.
I'm so sorry.
You're ok.
But we do agree they're
Delicious.
They are delicious, yes.
[ Laughs ]
Oh!
[ Laughter ]
Wow.
Joe, q, and I took tons of
Groceries.
I took a whole cart.
You didn't take anything.
I'm so sorry.
Nice guys finish last, bro.
I'll tell you what the
Challengewasn't.
[ Laughs ]
Narrator: sal didn't get any
Groceries, but he got himself
Another loss, and now he's one
Step closer to paying the price.
We are at
Six flags great adventure.
This is how we do!
What makes six flags great?
They listen to their guests.
Yes, they do.
Today we will be surveying
Park guests.
The catch is we do not know what
The questions are.
That's right.
We've written them for each
Other, and we'll find out as
Soon as we pull them out.
You have to read whatever is
In this envelope...
Yes.
...no matter what.
If you refuse, you lose.
Hi. One question for you --
Customer-service satisfaction
Surveys.
[ Laughs ]
No.
No. Thank you so much.
[ Laughter ]
Poopless.
Pooples at six flags.
I'm telling you right now, I
Would've rejected that one.
This is the worst.
This is the worst thing ever.
Just a quick question for you.
Yes? What is it?
- - ...
Aww.
Hey, great.
[ Laughter ]
Thanks. Appreciate it.
She just stopped, gave out
Vital information, kissed a
Stranger, kept walking.
It's joe, man.
He's got a certain way about
Him.
You can't deny that.
Hey, how are you doing?
Just a quick question for you.
Okay.
Three to five inches.
Three to five inches.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
Let them girls bounce.
Let them bounce.
[ Laughter ]
[ Ding! ]
I hate this.
Hey, guys, you mind if I ask you
One quick question -- survey for
Six flags?
Okay.
Uh...wow, okay.
[ Laughter ]
A what?
A cuddler.
Do you like to cuddle?
Not reall-- yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Squids!
Squids, squids!
Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!
Hey, guys, you guys mind if I
Ask you a survey question here?
It's just for six flags.
[ Laughter ]
He's taking a survey of all
Of them.
One quick question -- just a
Survey for the park.
This is for the ladies.
Only if I can watch it with you.
Yes, and can I have your phone
Number?
[ Laughter ]
♪ Bam bam ba-bam bam
[ Laughter ]
[ Ding! ]
Hey, how you doing, guys?
Do you have on moment for a
Question from six flags?
Okay.
[ Laughter ]
Would you guys say you have ugly
Friends?
Yeah.
You do? You do?
How many ugly friends would you
Say you have?
Like or .
I'll put . .
[ Laughter ]
You guys have one second to
Answer a question for the park?
Sure.
Have you hit that yet?
Sex?
Yeah.
No.
No.
No. Do you have any plans?
To hit it?
Yeah.
No.
No? Okay.
[ Ding! ]
Oh, man.
Excuse me, sir.
I'm from six flags.
Quick question for you.
[ Laughter ]
No, I can't.
No? Thanks.
You have a great day, okay?
So, no.
[ Chuckles ]
Are you serious?
It's one of those three.
Well, I think if you're trying
To get a broader audience,
I'd go that one...
The pussinator?
The pussinator it is.
Excuse me, guys.
One quick question for you.
Oh, my god.
I can't. I'm sorry.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
That's it, baby.
You were not tall enough to
Win today.
You must be this tall to win
This challenge.
[ Laughter ]
Can you tell that I wax --
I can't. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
There are just a few things that
Even I will not say.
Yeah, there's a few things.
A few things.
I'm sorry!
I was raised to be gentleman.
Narrator: sal's in last for
Now, but it ain't over yet.
Murr can still catch him if he
Tanks it in the final challenge.
Narrator: so far, sal's got
Two losses, and murr's got one,
With just one more challenge to
Go.
It all comes down to this.
We are at handles, getting
Some frozen yogurt.
Which is awesome, except for
The fact that we have no money
To pay for it.
Now, this places charges by
Weight, so we're gonna load up
On yogurt and toppings as much
As we can, cry poverty, and see
Who can pay the least for it.
Right. Whoever pays the most
Amount of money loses.
Be forewarned, gentlemen.
I have a plan all worked out.
You have a great plan
Involving frozen yogurt?
Absolutely.
All right.
This is not intimidating me
Right now.
You should be intimidated.
So, how much is this?
Oh, this is by weight?s?
Put it on there.
Yeah.
[ Ding! ]
$ . ?!
Let me just -- how about that?
How much now?
Really?
How much?
Probably the same.
It's cents less.
So, two animal crackers is
Cents less?
I guess.
[ Laughter ]
How much now?
It's $ . .
Can i...just...
Kind of...
He's laughing!
No. No. No.
I really only have like $ on
Me.
Yeah. I didn't realize that was
The price.
$ Is okay?
$ Is fine.
Great. Thank you so much.
Can you break $ ?
[ Laughter ]
Here goes joe.
Oh, man.
He's loading up the toppings.
$ . , Please.
$ . ?
Yes sir.
That's not gonna work.
[ Laughter ]
How much now?
$ . .
Hold on a sec...
[ Laughter ]
$ . .
Almost there...
[ Laughter ]
$ . .
That's with tax?
Yes.
[ Laughter ]
I only came in with $ .
I'm trying to...
If you reweigh it at this
Point...
It would be closer to $ .
A little bit more of that.
I'm gonna have to ask you
To leave.
[ All groan ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
Look at him.
He looks like he's got a plan
Right now, right?
He does.
He's got -- he's sitting on
Something.
Some wise-ass plan.
Yeah.
[ Speaking gibberish ]
Huh?
Es creme, eh?
Excuse me?
Es creme?
I don't understand.
Yogur-- yogurte?
Yeah, it's yogurt.
Not ice cream.
En new york es...
[ Laughter ]
Nice. So, it's $ . .
Es, uh...
Bye-bye?
[ Chuckles ]
[ Speaking gibberish ]
He's going for the tip money!
That was cents, right?
[ Laughter ]
Here you go.
How much is it?
$ . .
Yeah?
I don't quite have $ . .
You really need to maybe bring
It down...
Like that.
What if I bring the weight down
A little bit?
You can try.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh...how's that looking -- like,
If you weigh that?
Oh, my god.
Now it's $ . , So, no.
I didn't bring enough.
Can we get that down a little
Bit?
I can't void out the
Transaction because you
Dug your hand in there.
No one else is going to eat it.
You can just put that in the
Cup and throw it away.
Throw it away?
Oh, so I can just take this one,
Then?
I guess so.
I got it for free, right?
[ Laughter ]
That was your brilliant
Plan -- getting tossed out?
First guy to ever get tossed
Out of a yogurt joint.
I'm gonna have to ask you to
Leave.
[ All groan ]
I may have miscalculated my
Plan.
Narrator: when it comes to
Losing, sal's the champ, and
Now he's got to pay up.
Okay, buddy. This is it.
This is your punishment.
Do you have any idea what you're
About to do?
I'm really nervous, man.
I feel like throwing up.
You can't do anything that bad
To me.
[ Indistinct conversation ]
[ Cheers and whistling ]
This blindfold doesn't help.
Sal, check this out, buddy.
Let's just see where you are.
[ Groans ]
I'm really nervous, man.
I feel like throwing up.
[ Indistinct conversation ]
Sal, check this out, buddy.
Let's just see where you are.
[ Groans ] now what?
You're about to go up there
And make up a song that you sing
On the spot.
And they're going to tell you
What the title of your song is.
Who's gonna tell me?
The loudspeaker.
ladies and gentlemen, we have
a very special treat for you.
a young man by the name of
sal vulcano is going to sing a
song he wrote especially for
tonight.
he calls it "butterfly crime
scene."
Butterfly what?
Crime scene.
Oh, my god.
please give sal a big
blueclaws welcome.
Butterfly crime scene!
Oh, god. Check.
[ Feedback squeals ]
♪ I have always loved
Butterflies ♪
♪ Since I was a child
Boo.
♪ But sometimes there'd be too
Many ♪
[ Crowd booing ]
You suck.
♪ I m*rder*d the butterflies
♪ And...
♪ Dead butterflies
♪ Dead butterflies
♪ What can be better than a dead
Butterfly? ♪
♪ Butterfly crime scene
♪ Butterfly crime
♪ Sce-e-e-e-ne
[ Fanfare plays ]
Aah! Look out!
Oh, no! There he goes!
[ Laughter ]
Yeah! That's how you do it!
That's how you get punished!
You got jacked up!
[ Laughter ]
Thank you for your support.
01x02 - Butterfly Crime Scene
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This hidden-camera series follows three lifelong friends -- Brian "Q" Quinn, James "Murr" Murray and Sal Vulcano -- who take dares to an outrageous level.
This hidden-camera series follows three lifelong friends -- Brian "Q" Quinn, James "Murr" Murray and Sal Vulcano -- who take dares to an outrageous level.