03x16 - Weekend At Larry's

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And then you attach the other end
of the garden hose to the sink.

And there's your washing machine.

You have made some improvements.

And I put in a new garbage disposal.

The switch is over here.

- OK.
- OK, got it.

Don't ever use it.

Ever.

- What if I run some water through it?
- Especially if you run water.

OK, now...

you know the freaky thing
about the fridge?

Yeah.

What's the freaky thing about the fridge?

Every time you open the door...

a light comes on.

Now, if you want hot water...

you have to throw this switch...

climb up in the roof, and take
the tarps off the solar panels.

But don't run the solar heater
for more than minutes...

or the reflection off the panels will
cause the oak tree to burst into flame.

Guys, you're only going to be away
for a couple of days.

We probably won't even need hot water.

Good, because it really doesn't get hot.

Now, let me show you
how to give the goat his ear drops.

He's getting dizzy again.

Greg, we want you
to make yourself at home here.

Thank you.

So feel free to have sex
wherever you want.

That's...

very generous of you.

Kitchen's nice in the morning
when the sun hits it.

- I'm sure it is.
- Yeah.

And the kitchen table
will hold your weight...

but, you know, don't take
a running jump at it.

Got it.

Let me show you
the built-in ironing board.

Please.

Now that won't hold your full weight.

But you can kind of bend over and lean.

So uh...

do you have relatives
up in Seattle, or something?

No, why? Do you?

No, I just assume that's why
your parents were going up to Washington.

Washington D.C.

Your father said up to Washington,
that means Washington state.

According to who?

Everybody who lives in Washington.

He uses up for both.

He can't, it makes no sense.

Why are you getting upset?

So my parents are going
to Washington DC, big deal.

It's a big deal because my parents
are going to Washington, D.C.

Really?

It's a big city, it's not like
they're going to run into each other.

Yeah I suppose.

My father's spending
the whole time testifying...

at some senate environmental
subcommittee hearing.

My parents are protesting
outside of some senate...

environmental subcommittee hearing.

Well, it's a pretty big senate.

It's not like they're gonna run
into each other.

Million to one.

Oh dear lord, what are the odds?

Was that your tongue?

It was an emergency.

In , the president of the
United States was aware of our meeting.

It's pretty late are you coming to bed?

In a minute, I'm watching
one of your dad's videos.

The Watergate hearings?

Doesn't look good for Nixon.

Are you uncomfortable sleeping
in my parents bed?

No, not at all.

We could sleep all in my old room.

Larry said he got most of the bats out.

No, I'm fine in your parents room.

But...

OK, maybe I have a little problem...

sleeping where your folks sleep and...

make love.

If that bothers you then
we should bring in some lawn chairs...

because you don't want
to be sitting on this couch.

Come on.

Actually the lawn chairs
wouldn't be good either.

And I'd avoid that ironing board.

You really should watch this kitty.

That guy's Eddie Murphy...

and that other guy is Eddie Murphy.

Sir that's first class,
you can't go up there.

I have a legal right
to use any toilet in the plane.

Oh hey look.

It's Finkelstein.

Eddie, Kitty.

Small world.

Positively minuscule.

They give you fresh baked cookies
up here in ruling class.

- Well, help yourself.
- Thanks.

We're going off to Washington.

Where are you guys heading?

You're right this water bed is amazing.

- Did the Dramamine help?
- Yeah.

A lot, thank you.

Still weird about,
being in my parents bed.

I prefer to think of it
as my ocean of love.

That's what Larry calls it.

Now you ruined it for me.

Sounds like Nunzio's making
a pass at the goat again.

- I'll go.
- Thanks honey.

Doesn't he know it's a male goat?

Don't judge him, just bring him inside.

OK.

Hey, keep it down, keep it down.

What's that?

What you got there? You've been digging?

Nunzio, what you got there?

What you got, Nunzio?

Well, that's a big bone.

What you got? You got a ball?

Dharma!

I know you're upset Greg,
but you really can't blame the dogs.

It's in their nature to dig up bones.

No, you're missing the point.

These are human bones we have a body here.

I know, that's my uncle Pinto.

Actually...

he wasn't my real uncle,
and his name wasn't even Pinto.

I want to say...

Buster or Bobo.

It was something you'd name a clown.

Bin... bing.

- Bingo.
- What is he doing in the backyard?

My dad buried him here,
it was his last request.

Dharma, there are laws against this.
You can't just...

bury somebody wherever you want.

Why is that a law?

I don't know, for health reasons,
zoning reasons.

Creepy reasons.

Pinto loved my parents, and he wanted
to be close to them even in death.

Plus you know he's giving back.

What do you mean?

Well, that's where Abby grows
those tomatoes you love so much.

OK.

I think the Dramamine just wore off.

We have to call the police
and report this.

- Why?
- Because a law has been broken.

And you want my father
to get in trouble?

Of course not.

I may be just a dumb girl with a shovel...

but if you don't want
to get a fella in trouble,

I reckon you ought not call the police.

- I hate this.
- I know.

- No, I mean I really hate it.
- Hate don't get the whole dug, son.

Dharma...

I think we missed one.

Nunzio, I just planted flowers.

Daisies, get it. Yeah, I got it.

Could you stay out here with me
while I say a few words to Pinto?

Yeah sure.

- Do you want to say anything?
- Yeah, but you don't want to hear it.

We commit to the ground what I hope
is the last piece of Pinto.

I'm sorry about the doggies.

But it was really nice
to get a chance to see you again.

Hello!

Department of water and power.

Anybody back there?

Oh god, what do they want?
What are we gonna do?

Relax, we're just planting flowers
in the backyard.

That's good.

We're just a...

husband and wife planting flowers.

Hi, sorry it took me so long we're
just a husband and wife planting flowers.

What can I do for you?

We left a notice here last week, we got
to lay some pipe through your backyard.

Now?

It won't take long. We just got to dig
a trench right through there.

Does it have to go there? Because
my wife just planted those daisies.

And here's something
you're never going to believe,

Abby and Larry almost got married.

And...

- is she talking to them?
- Yes she is.

She's...

uh nuts.

But the gardening helps.

Could you...

possibly come back...

later?

Possibly?

Well I guess we can...

start in the neighbor's yard.

Yeah that would be very...

very...

much better, bye.

Well, goodbye Pinto.

Sleep with the angels.

- Wake up Pinto, a road trip.
- What?

The DWP is going to be here
in a little while...

to dig up the yard for some pipes.

- We won't let them.
- No, we have to let them, it's the law.

So they can just bury their pipes
wherever they want...

but we can't bury our friends
in our own backyard.

What kind of sick world do we live in?

- Dharma, just help me move the body.
- No.

Larry made a promise to Pinto that
this would be his final resting ground.

- We have to honor that.
- OK.

How about this, we'll just
get him up for a little while...

and then they can lay their pipes,
and then we'll put him back.

No, the only pipe
he's spending eternity with...

is the one he was talking on
when he d*ed.

OK... OK...

It was your father who
made the promise to Pinto.

What if I got him on the phone
and he said that it was OK to move him.

Greg, one thing you need
to know about my father...

is that he never ever breaks a promise.

So once you remind him
that he buried Pinto back here...

and that Pinto was a friend of his...

and that he made
a promise never to move Pinto...

he'll never let you do it.

Why don't I give it a sh*t.

In short Mr Chairman...

who are better stewards
of the environment...

than those who derive their
livelihood from that very resource...

Excuse me.

Hello!

Oh Greg, hey.

- It's Greg.
- Tell him you'll call him back dear.

Son, I'll have to call you back.

Well if it's...

if it's that important...

hang on.

Could I have another moment,
Mr Chairman?

Excuse me!

Excuse me!
Is there a Larry Finkelstein down there?

Yes!

What's up?

Telephone.

Sorry.

Pinto.

Your friend.

All right, let's go back a step,
there's a body...

buried in your backyard.

You did.

I'm sorry I cannot let you touch
my daisies, I promised my father.

No one's gonna hurt your daisies.

We just need to move them...

put down some pipe...

and then we're gonna put them back.

I'm sorry.

This involves a promise made
by someone who is not here...

to someone who is no longer with us.

Henry.

Pinto's name was Henry.

Why did I think it was a clown's name?

I don't know.

Why don't I...

call my supervisor and see
if we can't just sort all this out.

I like your jumpsuit.

OK, let's start digging.

- Did you talk to my dad?
- Yes I did.

What did he say?

He said it was fine.

Greg.

What does it matter what he said.

If we don't move Pinto then
the DWP is gonna find him...

and then the police are gonna
be here and then the TV cameras...

and our life is really gonna change.

I guess it would be nice
to bury him a little deeper.

Larry put him right over the septic t*nk.

I'm never eating
your mother's tomatoes again.

As the arms of mother earth embrace
you once again.

- We wish your spirit peace...
- DWP.

Dharma, wrap it up.

- Hi!
- How you doing?

Jimmy told me about your wife's
situation about her not being uh...

totally right.

I appreciate that.

Anyhow, we rerouted the supply trunks
so we can avoid your wife's daisies...

and we'll run the pipe right through
the middle of that patch of dirt...

where she's kneeling.

Bring it back home. Bring it back home.

Oh you know, I'm thinking...

you're gonna bring those big...

loud machines in here,
and she's just about ready for her nap.

How long you gonna need?

I don't know.

Uh how long can you give me?

Tell you what, we'll take our lunch break
now and start digging in about an hour.

Thanks.

You guys, you do great work.

You know, the water and the power.

I don't know how you keep it all straight.

Everything is clearly marked.

So, Pinto...

we say goodbye.

God it's weird.

I haven't thought about him in years...

and now all of a sudden
I really miss him.

Well, then I have good news.

What's this?

It's Slowpoke the third.

Slow poke the third?

My turtle.

You know when we buried him, Greg?

When?

Right after Rigor tortoise the seventh.

You know, we're running out of time.

Why don't we just put him back
in the ground?

I'm sure that Pinto love turtles.

No.

You can't bury Pinto
in Slowpoke's graves.

What was I thinking.

We recommit to the ground
the earthly shell of slowpoke the third...

son of slowpoke junior and Shelley.

I think I just found the Poke family plot.

Hey sorry we're late.

Yeah we had a nooner.

You had a nooner.

You had a ringside seat.

Dharma!

Isn't there any place
in this yard where we can bury a body?

We've got a bigger problem. What?

I can't find his head.

Oh geez stinky,
did you take the head again?

We bring all your toys over here but
no you have to play with a human head.

Darling they're gonna
be here any minute.

OK, I'll look for the head you look
for a place to bury the body.

Dharma say where her parents're
going to be this weekend?

No, she just said...

come on over the place will be ours.

I don't want to know anymore, do you?

Not really.

Who's that?

Nothing, just a rock.

No, that was a lunch box, I heard it.

Bay city rollers.

What pet was this?

I don't know.

Nothing in it.

Oh, that was my fear of the dark.
Abby and I buried it here.

Oh, quick, close it.

Bye Pinto, you're in a better place now.

Well, he's certainly farther away
from the septic t*nk.

Hey look who's up?

You want to see
our big digging machine?

We're... we're not ready because...

it was going to be a surprise...

but we were gonna...
we were gonna dig for... our tree.

What's that?

You know we don't live here.

No, we don't.

But you know who does?

This guy.

This guy who is buried here
a long time ago...

by his friends.

Who wanted him to rest in peace.

And if that's wrong then freeze this
till they find a cure.

That's a guy?

Like...

a dead guy?

Yes.

All right.

Well I guess I know we got to do.

Dog leg around the grave and connect
back to the secondary main on a .

That's it?

You mean you're not going
to call the police.

What time is it?

Four o'clock.

Do you know what this means? No...

don't work past five.

Here they come.

Oh dear, they come.

I thought that was the game.

-Hello -Hello.

Hi guys.

Congratulations on getting
your bill passed.

Thanks you fellas put up
a first-class protest.

A lot of good it did.

You should have seen us years ago.

I tell you.

Civil disobedience...

is a young man's game.

Anyway, here's your phone oh thanks.

I made a call when you get
the bill I'll pay you back no problem.

It was to my mother up in miami beach.

Come on with blocking
paper enjoy your offshore drilling rights.

I sure will.

Miss!

Can I have a couple
of those warm cookies.

Edward, what are you doing?

I'm gonna go cheer him up.

Judas priest, they pack
you people in like sardines back here.

What?

Rigor tortoise.

Hello!

I know who you are.

And I saw what you did.

Who is this? Pete, is that you?

No.

Jane, he knows it's me.

Then hang up, you idiot.