10x01 - Eric André

[bunniefuu]

[squeaky balloon noises]

[high pitched] It's always funny, isn't it?

Oh yeah.
It's so good to have you here today.

"Me me me". Appreciate it, big fan.

Right on.

Hey, check this out.

[inhales]

[Shaquille O'Neal voice] What do I sound like?

Oh my god!
You sound like Shaq!

[Shaquille O'Neal voice] Whoa.
Is that possible!?

Can I try? Can I try?
Yeah, yeah.

[inhales]

[Shaquille O'Neal voice] I was in "Steel"
which is kinda like "Superman"

But not quite "Superman"

[exclaiming]

Oh my god, it works for you too?
It works for you?

[inhales]

[Shaquille O'Neal voice] She sells
sea shells by the sea shore.

Whoa!

[inhales]

[Shaquille O'Neal voice] I'm in all
the commercials now.

Shaq!
[exclaiming]

[Eric Andre reads]

Let's just get this started.

Are you #### kidding me?

Who's a good cat?

[Narrator] With special guest: Eric Andre

You ass is grass, and
I'm a lawnmower.

[coughs] Today we're playing exterminators
at the New York Hall of Science.

[coughing]

Whoa! We've hired ourselves
some assistants

to help us hunt vermin.

[coughing] Whoa.

While hard at work, we've got to do
and say what the other guys tell us.

And if you refuse, you lose.

So, Mike, this a pump trigger, you know?
You take this out...

Alright, Murr, man.
Alright, here we go!

Let's get started, here.

Murr, just go "Marco!"

Marco!

[Mike] Polo.

Got it, got it.

Murr, close your eyes
and try and find him.

Marco!

Polo!

Marco!
Polo.

Marco

Polo...

I got you, I got you.

Murr, he's "it" now. He's it.

Alrighty, you're it.

####

Murr, lay down and put your ear to the ground

to listen for vibrations.

[short grunts]

No, I'm listening for vibrations.

Oh.

[Murr] Mike, stop walking.
[Q] Mike...

One sec. Just... completely still.

Mike, I need you to just shut
the #### up for one second.

Mike, I just need you to just shut
the #### up for one second.

[Murr] If you don't mind... just...

Clear! Mike, come on come on come on

You hit over here, buddy.
I'm going to hit this corner, alright?

Murr, over behind the wall area over
there, there's a Segway.

Got it.

Get on your Segway, and just
fumigate the entire area.

Mike, how are you doing?

Good, good.
Good?

I'm going to do a light fumigation.

Oh! Oh. Here we go.

Alright, Mike. I'm just going
to do a quick...

Don't mind me.

Careful, don't breathe it in, though.

[Q] Semi-toxic.
It's semi-toxic.

Not really for humans, but it's okay.

Here we go.

Don't mind me.

[Sal] Look at him go!
[Murr] Very good.

[Q] Murr, just fumigate Mike.

You said, uh, you said
you're from Queens?

Oh, Bronx. You're from the Bronx.

That's great. [laughing]
The only thing that... there's like a...

No, I'm just trying...

Murr, Murr! "Marco!"

Marco!

Oh, my god.

[Sal] Oh, that's it, Murr.

[Murr] Here we go.

What is your name?
Craig.

Craig. Brian. Very nice to meet you.

Everything here is fine and safe to be
around, but why don't you put on this

That's my company.
Okay, good.

Lady K*llers Exterminators.

I think I'm too big for this.

I'll just do this.

Oh, there you go.

Perfect.
[Murr] What is the point?

Alright, bud.

Q, show him how you do
the rat call

with that squeaky rat right
on the cart.

[Murr] Yeah. That's... that's how
you beckon the rats.

Does that bring them out?
That's how you beckon.

Q, just start walking and be like

[speaks like Max Cady, Cape Fear]
Come out, come out, wherever you are!

[singsongy] Come out, come out, wherever you are!

If I tell you to give it a squeeze, give it a squeeze.
But don't squeeze it unless I tell you to.

Okay.

Q, there's cans of rat spray on the cart.
Go grab a can.

This is... this is, like,
heavy-duty stuff.

Maybe take a quick hit, bud.

I like the feeling that it gives
me when I breathe it in.

Squeak squeak squeak!

I need a squeak, baby!

Give me a double squeak!

[Sal] Go nuts with it.

[groan]

Q, there's glue traps on the table.

Keep getting stuck all
over your body.

Man, my nose is really
running now.

[Murr] Uh oh.

It's only going to get worse
with the sticky traps, Q.

Dammit, Mike.

[Sal] You look like a cartoon.

Mike!

Or Craig? Isn't his name Craig?

His name's Craig, you idiot.

Come out, like, "Mike, why
did you come today?"

Mike, why are you here?
Help me.

Okay, ready?

[Sal] How many are on you?

Get one onto his ass.

Oh, man. Alright.

[Murr] Yeah, bud!

Wow.

Where the #### is Craig?

Where the #### is Craig?!

Here I am, here I am!

Sorry, Mike.

Oh, god.

You got... glue all
over yourself.

Thank you.

Q, uh, we got a little
surprise for you.

[Murr] It's Benjamin Cat!

[Q] It's Benjamin Cat!

He's your company mascot.

That's out company mascot.

[baby talking] Your such a good cat

Kisses! Give me kisses, mwah,
mwah, mwah! Yeah!

Give me my dr*gs!

Give me my dr*gs!

[Sal] Go: "Mike, put me out of my misery"

Put me out of my misery, baby.

Mike, I leave everything to you!

[Q] How's it going, Sal?

Today. You didn't even notice... okay?

That I was not "Herb"-ified.

He's still doing that "Prince Herb" sh*t?

I've been living with placeholders in
my ears, living my life

And I'm-I-I've had enough of it.

I do not want to do this anymore.

On behalf of Q and I, as your friends:

We don't give a #### anymore.

Alright, oh, hey!

Mara, hi, nice to see you.

So, you're mostly assisting to me.

I have a jumpsuit for you.
Okay.

Oh my god, you have to take a
picture of me in this.

Sal, answer your phone real quick.

One second.

Hello? [Q] "Okay." [Sal] Okay.

[Q] Okay, now get off the phone.

Just look at her and go:
"Well, the wife got electrocuted"

My wife got electrocuted.

Yeah.

[Q] She's ignoring you.

My wife, she licked a socket and got
electrocuted, because we're doing
construction in the house.

She's in the hospital. She
got burnt bad.

[photo snap]

This is basically how
this works, okay?

Same as mine. I'm not
spraying it in the air, I'm going...

Yeah. You know what? Fashion.
Yeah, fashion's important.

Basically, what we'll do is
we'll go around

all the little crevices.

One thing we should mention:
we control the spray from back here.

Yeah, let's get, let's get
it all hit.

Let's hit the spray.

Don't worry about the work
stuff. Just get...

[Murr] It's spraying, Sal.

Good?

No, you just got to stop
pushing the handle now.

Just stop spraying, because
it's expensive.

Okay.

Y-you just spray, just all
around these boxes.

That make sense, yeah.

Hey, bud? Behind that wall there

we planted a rodent that's
been infesting the property.

Just get into a full-blown
fistfight with that thing.

[Murr] Got to take it down.

[Q] Here we go.

Yep, here it is. Here's one!

[Mara exclaims]

[Murr] Hey, bud?

We planted a rodent that's
been infesting the property.

Just get into a full-blown
fistfight with that thing.

[whispering] Oh my god

[Q] Here we go.

Yep, here it is! Here's one!

[Q] Ah! She's running!

[Murr] There's no way she's coming back.

Mara, help me!

k*ll it!
Sal, you're losing the fight.
You're losing the fight!

Mara!

Mara! Are you getting your bathing suit?

Mara! Are you [laughing] getting
your bathing suit?

There's no way she's coming back.

She left!?
[Q] That's a loss, bud.

I suffocated it.

I broke his neck.

Ahhh!

It's #### dead.

[Murr] You're done.

Sal couldn't win this rat race. So
he's first up on the loser board.

This is great, man. Thank you
so much for coming.

Ah, of course. Big fan.

Yeah, yeah. Well, you'll
see some stuff today.

Uh, just keep it on
the "hush", you know?

What do you mean?

Oh, the show is fake.

It's always been fake. years.

What, the reactions are fake?

All the conspiracy people are right.

Everything's fake, yeah.

What are you guys talking about?
How our show's a total scam?

Oh, yeah yeah, I was
just letting him know.

Oh, you didn't know that?

Well, you guys are
breaking my heart.

This is all fake!

What is it now? Over
years we have...

We've cast about actors.

Yeah.

And look, we're going to need
you to keep it quiet.

Yeah.

You're complicit, now.

I mean, you're kind of
putting me in a bind here.

You're painting me in a corner.

You thought it was real?
Yeah.

Wait, who's this guy?

Oh, that's "Murr".

That's the motion capture
guy that does "Murr".

Oh, Kevin. Mo-cap, yeah.

Wait, Murr is fake?
Yeah, he's CGI.

What?!

Yeah. You need any mo-cap?

Alright, stop talking to the talent.

Oh, alright. Have a good day.
[Sal] Shhhhh.
[Eric] See ya.

Stop talking to the talent.
[Sal] Don't-don't walk down the halls.

Don't let the actors see you. Kevin.

Hey, what's... are those cameras running?

Hi. Today we're playing producers

that are filming a live product review

with a complete stranger.

Precisely one minute
before we "go live"

we'll have to give the on-camera talent

a bunch of odd details that they'll need

to remember during the taping.

The goal is to get them to say
as many as the specifics as possible.

Whoever's spokesperson remembers
the most details... wins.

Hello.

[Murr] Here's your host.

This is Natalie.

[Murr] That's Dan Cast, one of our producers.

Nice to meet you. How are you?

Here you go, producer.

Just, naturally, talk about the product.

I think I know what it is.

It's like, a charger.

Oh. There's a couple of key
things you should know about it.

So, j-if you can just say a
couple of things

whichever, whatever you
remember. It's not... crazy.

[Dan Cast] minute to live. minute.

[Murr] Uh oh.
[Sal] Okay.

At one point, we might have like
an animated character come in.

So at one point, you could just
turn and be like "right"

or, like, just to the animated character
that might be there. I'll tell you when to do that.

It's a stupid #### fox.
It's a stupid fox, it comes in...

Um, a couple of things...

It's built for children by children.
Um...

It was tested by the Haitian Navy.

Uh, it was made in factory with nuts.

It has nothing to do with food
or anything, but we have to say that.

We don't allow smoking in here.

seconds!

Real quick: it's Roman
Catholic in nature.

And then, follow us on
"Insta", TikTok, and "Shart".

Okay.

[Murr] Look at her face.
[Sal] I'll help you, I'll help you.

, going live. , count us in.

... ...

[Murr] And you're live.

Hi, I'm Natalie with
Maya Sol reviews.

[Murr] Good luck.

And I'm going to be unboxing
this today.

I'm super excited.

The fox... the fox...

...that's great for camping.

Looks like it comes with some
charging cords, so that's great.

She waved at an animated character.

We've got two flashlights, and a bunch
of little buttons. So, that's fun.

It's made for kids, by kids

and that's really great as well, so...

Yeah.
[Murr] Two!

Um, it's made by Roman... candle...

Roman Catholics!

[Q] It doesn't count.

Yes. And, um...

There's a little compass
thing on the back, too.

[Murr and Q] The Haitian m*llitary!

Yeah.

Oh, the Haitian Army helped with it as well.

[Murr] No, the Haitian Navy! The Haitian Navy!

Oh, the Haitian Navy, sorry. Not Army.

Wow.
He got another one.

It's great to know all this stuff about
the products that you're getting.

[Q] Alright, alright. One minute left.
One minute left.

This room is smoke free, so that's
great as well.

Just thought we would
note that for ya.

He got so lucky with her!

No chewing...?

[Q] I don't know, Sal, I think you
hit the end of it, bud.

Oh, and it was made in a factory
with tree nuts.

So that is something to note.

Tree nuts!

[Q] We got one more.

Yeah! Oh, be sure to follow on Instagram,
TikTok, all social platforms.

[whispering] "Insta", TikTok, and "Shart"

And Shart?

Insta, TikTok, and Shart.

Did he just say it though?
That don't count.

He said it.
You can't say it.
He said follow us on "Shart"

[Q] seconds.

You never know when you'll need it.

Animated fox, animated fox!

[buzzing noise]
Bye!

Oh, good good good.
You did perfect, you did perfect.

He only got .

Alright.

[Q] , I can b*at.

James, this is Gregory.

Hi, Greg. How are you, sir?

Thanks for the help today.
Appreciate it.

Whoa. Look at this guy.
Oh, my god.

This is a hunk of meat. I love him.
Oh, my god.

You've done TV before?
My gosh, you look...

Um, very little, very little.

He looks like a Roman god or something.
Like a statue come to life.

I'm the producer.
My name's James.

Murray, how hard are you right now?

My mic was falling...

[mumbles unintelligibly]

Okay. Let's reset here.
So...

The only way this could be better is
if this guy rode in naked on a pegasus.

This is [laughing] a live
product unboxing.

[laughing] Give me one second.

Okay. So, uh, this is a live
product unboxing.

It is a solar powered phone
charger. It's great.

A couple of things, uh, that we
do, uh, need you to work in:

One, Will Smith hates this product.

Hates it, okay?

It does come with a
hour warranty.

[laughing] hours?!

One things that, uh... the profits
for this

do not go to charity. That's
important to mention.

Profits don't go to charity, okay?

Uh, since this is international,
I do want you to say

specifically: "nosotros tambien
hablamos español".

Our customer service speaks
Spanish, okay?

And remember, Gary has two.

And who the #### is Gary?

He's the CEO. Gary CEO has two. Uh...

One minute!

Oh, uh, one minute? We have
one minute left.

There is a promo code you can
use for this product.

The promo code is ANTIFA.

[laughing] ANTIFA?!

[Q] This guy's the best.

At the very end of the infomercial

I'll cue to start dancing, clapping
and cheer for the product. Okay,
we good? How long?

Let's go live!
Okay, uh, ready, and...

Five... four...

Alright, I'm Greg
from Maya Sol reviews.

And today I'm going to
be reviewing the Power Bank.

[Q] You have seconds to get
him to say everything on the list.

It's a solar panelled
phone charger

that is hated by Will Smith,
apparently.

And, uh....
One!

[quietly] Keep going, keep going.

Um, the customer service people,
they also speak Spanish.

I don't speak Spanish, however.

I don't know how to say

"nosotros tambien español"

[Sal] Oh, my god!
[Q] He got it.

Uh, the CEO of the company,
he has two of these.

This is unbelieveable!
The CEO, he didn't say "Gary".

His name is Gary, I think?

[Sal] OH MY GOD
[Q] He said Gary!

You said no Gary!
He said Gary!

I can't believe this guy!

[Q] One minute.

Oh, the promo code. The promo
code, exactly. I'm sorry. Um...

I believe it's ANTIFA.

Not exactly... I don't
really understand [laughing]

I don't really understand why.

[Q] "No charity"

Oh, charge your phone... oh
the promo code...?

[Q] Murr, you're running
out of time, buddy.

[Dan Cast] Let's go live.
[Sal] seconds.

[Q] No charity.

Oh. And charge your phone...

Oh! Uh, the promo code

[Q] Is this how Murray views
charity in his head?

...you can save money in your pocket?

Oh, the money. The profits

do NOT go to charity.

[Sal] He's amazing!

I guess Gary wants
all the money for himself.

I don't know...

Oh, there's a hour warranty

Are. You. Kidding. Me.

[Sal] seconds!

[all] ... ... ... ...

... ... ...
Yeah, it's the greatest product ever!

[Sal] He got it! He's dancing!

...
How did he do that?
[buzzer]

[Q] How did he do it?

We're clear, we're clear.
Are we good? Excellent.

[Q] Great job, Murr, man.

Have you ever done one
of these before?

Um, I actually haven't.

But.. [laughs]
Okay, okay.

Super simple.
We're going to go live.

There's a few things that the client
would like to get in there

that I'll give them to you.

"Zoinks" is the motto of the company.

[she laughs]
So you can probably get that out
of the way right up top.

You know, "Zoinks! This is cool!",
something like that.

Um, it's water proof,
but not blood proof.

Okay, and that's very important.

It is the number choice of

Polish law enforcement.

Because if we say by accident,
we're going to hear about it.

"Vaffanculo, it works!"

"It works!" Yeah.

[Dan Cast] seconds.

Okay, it's adapted from the same
technology used

to execute John Wayne Gacy.

Do you know who
John Wayne Gacy was?

Oh, he was a serial k*ller.
Dressed up like a clown.

seconds, Dan.

Adapted from the same technology used
[Dan] seconds.

OKAY DAN!

And then, finally...

It has a boner for diversity.

That' really important to me.

And we're live!

Action!

[squeals]

Hi! My name's Cassandra
from Maya Sol reviews.

And today, we're unboxing
The Power Bank.

[deep breath] Zoinks!

I'm so sorry!

That's okay!
You okay?

I've heard it is the number choice
in Polish law enforcement.

Uh, really cool, solar panels...

Uh, water proof, but not blood proof.

[together] Oh, my god!

[laughing]

It's really exciting product.

You'd be a fool not to buy one.

You look like you have
to take a sh*t.

Vaffanculo!

She's not even reviewing the product.

She's just rattling off the list
like it's no big deal.

[laughing] John Wayne Gacy.

[Murr] seconds left.

OH! [quietly] What was his name?

[Q making "John Wayne" western noises?]
You know...

[Q] Howdy, partner.
He was very western.

[Sal] Nnnnnn I don't know about that!

[Q] You didn't get that one, buddy.

...charge multiple things. It's
also got a flashlight.

I forgot the other ones!

Don't forget the boner for diversity.

Schwing! Schwing!

Interesting people...
Excited people...

She doesn't want to
talk about that boner.

... ... ...

... ... ...

Oh! Oh, the...
[disgusted] Oh.

[buzzer]

Some people definitely get
a boner over this.

[Dan] That's a cut.

Ohhhh!

Alright, very good, Q.

Are you looking for a job?
Because we have a boner for diversity.

[narrator] Sal and Q couldn't
unbox a win.

Making Sal tonight's big loser.

[celebrating]

So, you guys don't know
this but Sal hates

when Jokers is called a prank show.

But... for his punishment...

He's about to be the host
of a quintessential

hacky prank show...

called "Dumb F###s".

[Q] Yeaaaah, dude!

You're going to be tricking people...
[Sal] Yeah...

And then when it's done, you're
going to be insulting their intelligence

for falling for the stupid
pranks you're pulling on them.

Okay, got it, alright.

And then, when it's all done,
my friend, when it's all done...

Then, you've got to get them
to agree to be on the show.

Alright.

[evil cackle]

This is a pretty cool day for us,
having you on, Eric.

You know what would really be
making me nervous, if I were you:

is Eric's presence in this.

Because you know he
came in and made this...

whatever we thought
we were going to do

I mean you came in ready
to... ready to get 'em.

I actually can't wait to see
what you got, buddy.

This is a master
at what we do.

Your ass is grass,
and I'm a lawnmower.

[Murr] Alright, Sal, you are the host.

You have to own it, buddy.

You are really, really dumb!

[Murr] What Sal doesn't know, is
that as soon as he pranks the "mark"

a whole party will break
out in the room.

[Q] Oh, what do we got?
[Murr] Okay.
[Eric] Ohhh...

How are you doing?
Hi, how are you?
Good.

Sal, say "don't let my vanilla
skin fool ya.

I'm one of the brothas."

Listen, don't even... don't let my
vanilla skin fool you. I'm one of the brothers.

I hear you, I hear you.

Sal, go, "I'm still hung over
from LAST Black History Month."

I'm still hung over frrr

mmmm

I'm still...

Say it, please say it!

I'm still hung over since
last Black History Month.

Y'know?

Sal, do the old "handshake, psych!"

prank. Gets 'em every time.

[overlapping conversation]

I've never been more ready.

[laughing] It's the role I was
born to play.

[Q] Here we go.

Sal.

Heeeeeey. [laughs]

[slide whistle]
[Q and Murr] Go!

[Murr] Okay, own it, Sal, own it.

[music] "You're such a dumb f###"

Sal, do the old "handshake, psych!" prank.

[Q] Here we go.

Sal.

Heeeeeey. [laughs]

[Q and Murr] Go!

[slide whistle]

[music playing] "You're so dumb!
You're such a dumb f###!"

[Murr] Okay, own it, Sal, own it.

Buddy, you're on the
show Dumb F###s!

Good luck reading
this cue card, Sal.

My name is actually
Sal Vulcano!

And Jeff, you're on Dumb F###s,
you dumb f###!

Somebody call - -MORON

because we got another!

DUH! DUH! DUH!
I don't know what's going on!

People fall for the
silliest pranks!

Only the dumbest f###s

fall for the silliest pranks!

[Murr] Clear out!

Now's the hard part, bud.

Now get them to sign
the release.

So, this is the camera
release. It's just...

Uh, the release indicates
that

Uh, "ignorant local",
that would be you

was dumb enough to
get f###ed on Dumb F###s

[Q groans]

[Murr] We look for people with #### for brains.
[Eric] Yeah, yeah.

We, we, we (continues to stutter)

You know what it is?
We vet the people

we want them to
ffffffffffff

fall for it, and we look for
people with #### for brains

and we try to really hone
in on those people.

You know how to work a pen?
You know how...

You know how to work a pen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right here. Amazing, buddy.

He's signing!

Thank you so much.
Okay. Alright.

Oh, my god. I can't.
It's so insulting.

So, we've planted the
age-old

classic prank: a whoopie cushion

under the seat.

My name's Eddie.

[whoopie cushion noise]

[slide whistle]

[Theme from Dumb F###s]

We've had a lot of half-witted
boneheads on this show!

But you take the cake!

Enjoy your cake,
imbecile!

You fell for it!

Go ahead, go ahead!

I can smell the lead paint
on your breath!

[theme music abruptly ends]

[Q] Look at them run!

I bet you're saying...
"what was that about?"

[Q] Good luck, Sal.

There's actually
hidden cameras: there

and over there

You probably didn't see them
because you're such a dumb f###.

You...

You...

What was your name?
Esther.

Esther!

You probably didn't
see any of the cameras because...

you're such a dumb f###.

[Q] Oh, oh.

What happens is: we
don't use everybody.

We just use the people

That are, uh, that are, are, that are

you know, that are...
The dumbest of dumb.

We... yeah, we only use the
"crème de la dumb".

Mm hm.

Um.

So the clip board...

squirts.

Uh, if if if if you if if if

Alright, so just take a
look at that, there, and then...

[Eric] Squirt her with
that release form.

That's somebody's mother,
Sal, that you're about to squirt.

Sal!

[she squeals]

You dumb f###!

And you want me to
put initials, you said?

Yeah, you could put "D F"

For "dumb f###"

Could we get just one
slide whistle?

[slide whistle]

Hit it again. Hit it again.

Hit it again. Hit it again.

Alright, give us a really
short slide whistle.

[slide whistle]

[Q] Alright, down to the last one.

Alright, so Sal, this is the age-old
prank of the money on a string.

[Murr] Sal's got the string

ready to go.

You know what? I think
there's money by your foot, actually.

[Q and Murr] Oh? Oh. Oh!

Whoa!

Wait, I never...

[Murr] Uh oh!

[slide whistle]

What!

[theme from Dumb F###s]

You are on Dumb F###s!

Smile for the camera, dipshit!

You fell for it!

You suck ####!

You just got
[laughing] penetrated

On Dumb F###s [unintelligible]

[Q and Murr] Ohh!

Get out of here, you crazy kids.

[silence]

That was chaos.
Yes, that was absolute chaos!

And that's what we do
here on Dumb F###s.

We search the country for the
dumbest f###s, bring 'em in

and... have you never heard of it?

[sobbing] No.

[Q] Ooooh.

Oh!
No, I don't think so.

Not at all? Um, well, look...

Oh, my god. She don't
seem too good.

Uh...

[awkward chuckle]

Is she crying?

Uh, are you okay? Are you okay?

No. I just feel like I wasn't,
like, expecting any of that...

Oh my god, I didn't know
you were crying, I'm so sorry.

I sort of, just, like, don't know what
just happened.
No, no, no!

I am so, so apol...
I am so sorry.

Yeah. It's like, so mean, though.

Yeah. It is... it is...

it is... it is...

that's the whole point.
It is very, very mean.

But you will look dumb.

It just, I mean...
you you you you

People look dumb on
the show, that's for sure.

Um. That was the point.

Uh.

[Q laughing] Oh no
[Q and Murr] Oooooh.

Sal doesn't know this, but this
is actually an actress

who is trained to cry on command.
Yeah.

Read her the contract.

It's, well, I could show you.
Here look:

This is just a camera release.

It's just a release that indicates
that the ignorant local we got on...

the show... no.

It's it's it's... um...

I'm so sorry.

[slide whistle]
I'm so sorry.

No no no no no no no

No, it's...

[Q singing] You're a dumb f###

[Q singing] You're a dumb f###!

[Everyone singing] You're a dumb f###

Where you going, baby?

Wait wait wait wait wait,
how long did you know this?

We knew it was going to happen?
How long?
We hired her!

It was all Eric's idea.

Oh, my god, dude.

Are you ####### kidding me!

I'm so sorry!

I don't even know what
just ####### happened!

You cried!

You ###### got me good!

You were trembling!

So were you.

You pieces of ####

[Thus Spoke Zarathustra]
AAAAH

,
Sal's cracking up!

Just start piling protein
powder in your mouth.

We're going to receive
a piece of information.

We're going to get so upset that
we're gonna throw up all over ourselves.

The wifi is out.

[retching vomit noise]

Any time you drop
below a certain speed

or stop moving, you
get zapped.

Oh god, I don't want to do this.

OWWWW

Hey, Colin, how
you doing, bud?

Eric Andre!

Chris Jericho!

We got Jillian Bell
on the show

Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally

Histerical David Cross!

The one and only
Method Man!

He could be kicked in the
#### and never even feel it.

If you get a word incorrect,
there will be consequences.

Your word is: "iridocyclitis".

Can you use it in a sentence?

"Please spell iridocyclitis, now."

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