Teen Titans Go! Vs. Teen Titans (2019)

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Teen Titans Go! Vs. Teen Titans (2019)

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[siren blaring]

[growls]

[squeals]

[squeals]

- [thumps]

- [belches]

[munching]

Titans, go! [echoing]

[opening theme playing]

T-E-E-N

T-I-T-A-N-S

Teen Titans, let's go

T-E-E-N

T-I-T-A-N-S

Teen Titans, let's go

[growls]

Next.

Excuse me, madam,

would you kindly...

hand over all the money

in your register?

For real? You got like

a w*apon or something?

Oh, heavens, no.

[groaning]

Guard!

Huh?

Your electronics

are of no use, madam.

I am the Gentleman Ghost.

[indistinct shouting

and screaming]

[laughing]

Splendid, now I must run.

I have other robbery

appointments today,

and a gentleman must keep

to his schedule...

[crashing]

It's the Teen Titans.

That's right.

Polite language does not excuse

the doing of the crime.

Yeah, if you wants money, you have to

do what we dos and mooch off Robin.

No, he shouldn't do that,

you really shouldn't do that, either,

but I digress, Titans, go!

[all shouting]

[roars]

It seems you brutish att*cks are

useless against my genteel form.

[Beast Boy] His what?

No, I'll just procure the money

and, umph...

Well, stop that.

[exclaims] Cut it out.

Stop, that is

exceedingly annoying!

Then you better surrender,

because we can be annoying all day.

That is extremely true.

I would like to

second the that.

Hmm...

So, what's it gonna be?

Well...

[inhales]

Geez Louise...

[automated voice speaking]

Stronger, faster, better...

- Talk about being full of yourself.

- Faster...

Robin?

[Gentleman Ghost voice]

Pardon me.

I will be borrowing

your friend for a spell.

Oh, man, the Ghost stole

the money and Robin.

Uh, let's get at least

one of them back.

[all groaning]

Oh, excuse me, pardon me,

coming through.

Move!

Look!

He's helping that

old lady cross the street?

It's the gentlemanly

thing to do.

Get him!

[groans]

This infant body is too weak.

[horse whinnies]

[squeaking]

Oh, hello.

[Gentleman Ghost voice] Mmm.

This has been the very droll.

But I must be going.

Ta-ta, children.

Not happening.

[grunting]

Impressive.

Don't even think about it.

Raven?

[screams]

Well, I never...

Ugh... [exclaims]

Ooh, my specialty.

Perfect.

Uh, Raven?

[gasps]

Don't mind if I do.

Possession is nine-tenths

of the law, after all.

[rings]

[rumbling]

[whimpering]

Oh, my. [whimpers]

[squeaking]

[all laughing]

Goodness.

[all gasping]

[all gasping]

Is this good or bad?

[growling]

Oh, bother,

it looks like you got me.

Guess I'll head off to...

[scoffs] ghost jail.

[growling]

[screaming]

[Robin] Raven?

[low growl]

Sorry, I lost it there

for a second.

What happened?

That was... awesome!

What was?

I didn't even know

you could do that.

Do what?

You totally wrecked that dude.

[growling and beeping]

[announcer reading]

That is not awesome, it's bad.

Friend Raven, if you are having

the trouble with your powers,

we are all the here for you.

Yeah, well, you're

not half-demon.

So I don't think

you'd understand.

Whatever. You're welcome I

re-k*lled that old man. Later.

[whirring]

[beeping]

[all laughing]

[grunting]

Hello, creepy dark

inner consciousness.

[gasps]

[growls]

[gasps, panting]

Ugh.

What's happening to me?

[indistinct whispering]

[Trigon] What's happening is,

it's time to ditch those humans. [giggles]

Dad?

[gasps] You.

And also, ditch Starfire, the alien,

and whatever Robin is, uh, wombat?

Not gonna happen,

get out of here.

But, sweetie, I came to congratulate

you, your gem is cracking.

Then, you know

what's happening to me?

That gem on your forehead is

what contains your inner demon.

[screeching]

But now that it's cracked

your demon can escape.

And consume your

human side, entirely.

[gasps] You mean,

I'm becoming a monster?

You don't have to.

What if I told you I could

remove your demon altogether?

[gasps]

Then we both can have

something we've always wanted.

I'll be out of your hair forever

and your powers will be mine to use.

Not happening.

It's your humanity.

The more you use your powers,

the more the cr*ck will widen.

Until, pow!

All that's left will be demon.

[screeching]

I just won't use

my powers, then.

I'd rather give them up,

than give them to you.

And don't be in my mirror.

- [Trigon] Used your powers.

- That doesn't count.

Nuts, I thought that

was gonna work.

[deep voice] Your gambit has

failed, as predicted.

We proceed with the true plan.

Fine, I'll get on it.

[two clicks]

[whirring]

[beeping and whirring]

[expl*si*n]

[announcer] Robin 1.

[expl*si*n]

When you're already best,

there's only one adversary

you can face.

[announcer] Robin 2.

Yourself.

[announcer]

Final Round! Round Robin!

Fight!

[both grunting]

[announcer] Combo.

Triple move!

End him!

[both yelling]

[straining]

Huh?

[announcer]

Why aren't you ending him?

[straining]

[giggling]

Is this some

sort of cheat code?

I don't understand.

[screaming]

[grunting]

[announcer]

What's happening?

- [screaming]

- [giggling]

[announcer]

Wait, wait, what are we doing?

This is weird, right?

I'm very confused.

[grunts]

Ha-ha-ha.

That's it!

Team meeting.

[all groaning]

How would you expect me to

remain in peak physical form,

if you insist on

interrupting my training?

I do not know this word "peak."

It means the soft or mushy?

[grumbles]

Robin, it's not like

it's real training.

Yeah, you're only fighting

against yourself.

Of course I'm fighting me!

I'm a super genius tactician

with good looks to match.

Who could be better?

I don't think there's an answer

there that you're gonna like.

What we needs to do is learn

from Raven, she really...

leveled up!

[announcer reading]

Yeah, she did!

[expl*si*n]

Being bigger

and more awesome is great!

Let's all level up!

Easy for me!

[expl*si*n]

[thud]

Boom! Toast-mode unlocked.

[electricity crackling]

Toast-mode!

[electric expl*si*n]

What is that?

[Robin] If these readings

are correct,

something is breaking into our

universe from another Earth!

What?

Did any of you dummies feel...

That's new.

[electricity crackling]

[thunder rumbling]

It is the menacing

and the sparkly.

I am the conflicted.

[crashes]

[all] Aah!

[screaming]

[crashes]

Argh!

Tiger claw!

Lion's tail!

Antelope!

[groans]

[straining]

[grunts]

What are you?

[all whimpering]

[Raven] I did not like that.

[Starfire] Where's even are we?

[male voice] Welcome, heroes!

[all yelping]

[whimpering in fear]

Welcome!

To my arena.

Who are you?

Oh, I'm just a friend, ha-ha.

Call me the Master of Games...

[echoing]

Yo, unless those games come with

video, puts us back in our house!

But you haven't yet

heard my offer.

I have traveled throughout the

Multiverse in search of one thing!

A smaller forehead?

The greatest version

of every hero.

What do you mean "version"?

You may be the Titans

of this Earth.

But there are actually

Infinite Earths...

and each one is different!

[both] Wha...

[snaps fingers] Uh, I get it!

Here, we're heroes!

But on another Earth we might

be villains,

or robots,

or medieval knights!

Ooh! Is there an Earth

where we're all mermaids?

No, those don't exist.

Or a steam-punk Earth,

where we all wear goggles and top hats?

Oh, yeah, with goggles

on the top hats!

- No.

- Ooh-ooh, I got one!

A world where

we're all animals?

Yo, I be that all day

and every day!

Okay. So, I'd be Cy-bunny,

who's a bunny, who's also half robot.

And Starfire can be

Star-fish-fire!

What about an Earth where

you became great heroes?

Beloved by all!

There's basically zero-percent chance

an Earth like that exists, bro.

That remains to be seen.

This is the Worlogog.

[all gasps] Wallgog.

[Master of Games] This marvelous

artifact shows me every possibility.

And allows me to determine which is

the greatest version of every hero...

through combat...

You want us to fight an

alternate version of ourselves?

Ooh, is it the Mermaid Titans?

Or those goggles guy,

with the top hats?

Whichever version it is,

they won't stand a chance against us.

- Hmm, won't they?

- No.

- Won't they?

- I just said no.

Oh, won't they?

Why do you keep saying

"Won't they"?

Because Robin...

[all gasp]

You've already met.

[all gasp]

[gasps]

Hasn't we seen them before?

Their Robin is so handsome.

Look at those guys.

So tall...

and such big hands.

Wouldn't you like to battle

these other Titans?

Prove that you're just

as good as they are?

More than anything!

Very well, Teen Titans.

Face your challenges.

The Teen Titans!

[upbeat music playing]

[cheering]

Welcome to

the tournament of Titans!

Wo-ho-ho-ho! Cool!

Yeah!

You ruined my childhood!

I don't know,

isn't this a little suspici...

This is perfect!

Just what we need

to kick us up a notch.

Let's prove we are the best

Titans in the Multiverse.

But, Robin... [sighs]

You don't understand.

I can't fight.

Aw, I wouldn't say "can't,"

you're just not as good as I am.

But then who is?

Them?

[Cyborg] They're the serious

versions of us.

[announcer reading]

Uh, I'm pretty sure we're

the serious versions of us.

No, check it out,

you can tell by how tall they are.

See? He's like five heads tall.

Now, look at your short self,

three heads, tops.

And you also have

the tiny baby hands.

We've moved past

my little baby hands!

Point is, more tall

means more serious.

Both teams will square off

in an all-out rumble.

Throw your opponents

out of the ring

and victory will be yours.

Let the tournament begin!

[thud]

[beeping]

Remember, we have to play along

with this to save our Earth.

Don't go too hard on those

baby versions of us.

Ow!

"Baby versions?" I heard that!

Okay, maybe

rough them up a little.

Don't worry,

we'll show them how it's done.

[trumpets]

[beeping]

[buzzer sounds]

[all yelling]

[both yelling

unenthusiastically]

- Hey.

- 'Sup?

Look, I don't know

what to call you.

Would you rather "Toy Robin"?

"Shorter Robin"?

"Bobblehead Robin"?

[screams]

Whoa, settle down, guy.

This is all just a silly game

to you guys, isn't it?

Whoo!

Ah, almost got me! [laughs]

[both screaming]

Oh, so you are

the Starfire of your Earth.

On your Earth,

do you have a Silkie?

I do.

How much of the Earth food

do you consume?

As much as will fit

in my nine stomachs.

[groaning] Feed me...

I am the same!

- [growling]

- [screams]

- [growling]

- [screams]

- [growling]

- [screams]

[screams]

I gotta say,

not psyched about this fight.

Oh?

I spent a lot of time battling

my own inner demons.

This is kind of

annoyingly literal.

Yeah, tell me about it.

What is your problem?

This tournament must be

a trap of some kind.

[growling]

The Master of Games

obviously cannot be trusted.

You should obviously avoid

my fist in your face!

[laughing]

Now we're talking.

Yeah, three heads,

you show that tall dummy.

Glitter b*mb!

Is this a joke?

You'd think that, but then

a few months from now

you'll still be finding

glitter in your house.

And you'll be all,

"Curse that other Cyborg!

Handsome devil."

[screaming]

We should be working together

to figure out what is going on.

We'll never join you.

[straining]

Have it your way.

[Master of Games]

Loser!

Ladies and gentlemen,

we have our first elimination.

I love you so much!

[whooping]

The what?

Time to bring out the big g*ns.

[announcer reading]

Ha, nice try!

[announcer reading]

Oh, come on! Is there anything

you do that's not horrible?

I don't know,

how do you like this?

Ow, stop that!

- This is weird.

- Give up then.

Not a chance.

Booyah!

That's my line.

Mine first.

[Master of Games]

Loser.

Hey, foul, dude.

You put me together wrong.

I'm an actual butt-head.

Ho-ho, there it is.

That's two to zero.

We's looking like chumps, yo.

Star, yous gotta do something!

Ah!

Oh, yes! The battle.

- [both] Hmm.

- [gasps]

[whispers indistinctly]

Glorious!

[both] One, two, three, four,

we declare the thumb w*r.

[announcer reading]

[grunting]

[growling]

Classic.

[both screaming]

[whimpering]

I am the victorious.

Way to go, Star!

[Master of Games]

Loser.

- [growling]

- [screaming]

Same side!

We're both green! Ah!

Hmm.

[screeching]

[snarling]

[meows]

[snarling]

[meows]

Hmm?

[snarling]

Aw, I can't squash

this little guy.

Look at him.

Boom! Now you gots a

whale in yo face, fool.

Ouch.

Oh!

[Master of Games]

Loser!

That's how we do it on

Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth.

Awesome!

What's that?

Looks like we've got a tied game.

Uh-uh, you knows it.

Uh-uh, you know... Uh...

Never mind.

[groans]

Loser!

You know, I thought they were

the baby versions of us,

but I think they're actually

the jerk versions of us?

[screaming]

[giggles]

[Master of Games]

Loser!

Way to put up a fight, Star.

The important thing is participation

and the good sportsmanship.

The important thing is we need

Raven to turn this around.

Looks like our shorter Titans

are running short on contestants.

I don't really feel like fighting you

guys, so I'm just gonna go.

You can have this one.

Congrats.

- What?

- Oops.

Sorry, Raven, there's no room

for quitters in this game.

Why not? Let her step out

of the ring, she forfeits.

No, she can't do that, she has to fight,

or at least eliminate two more of you.

Why?

Because of an explanation,

which I, I have.

This is weird, right?

He didn't seem to care what

happened until it involved her.

[buzzer]

Let me out.

- No.

- Let... me... out!

[cracking]

Sorry.

[gasps] Her gem.

Raven, calm down before

you lose control of yourself.

Don't tell me what to do.

- [all gasping]

- [snarling]

That can't be good.

Yes!

- [grunts]

- Loser!

Ugh!

[laughing]

[screaming]

Loser!

Yes! We can still win this!

Have fun being losers, losers!

Really, dude?

[whooping]

[thudding]

Cyborg, we have to get

to the Master of Games.

Find a frequency for these crystal

cages that will shatter them.

Copy.

[beeping]

[screams]

[screeching]

[straining]

That's it!

[gasps]

Almost there.

Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

[thud]

Aw, shucks, close enough.

- How did you...

- I'll explain later.

But right now

we have bigger problems.

I think I know

who's behind this.

Who?

[all gasp]

Ha-ha! What a stunning

turn of events.

What are those?

They've turned Ray!

Both of them!

Ugh! Raven,

I'm coming to save you!

Eventually...

Cyborg, now!

[shattering]

Whoa, Cyborg, any idea how...

the other you broke the crystals?

I think he vestake whooshe plinthor

shlebdak roothas minnerlip brusselop.

Those all sound like words.

Let's give it a sh*t.

[speakers blasting

techno music]

Titans, take him down!

Ow!

All right,

what's really going on here?

And how do we

cause it to cease?

Ah, well, that was fun

while it lasted.

[all gasp]

[all straining]

[laughing]

[all gasp]

[continues laughing]

Hi, there.

Trigon?

That's right.

You mortals fell for

the oldest trick there is.

A rigged sporting event.

[all gasp]

Wow, they wasn't even real

and they rooted against us.

Goofy Titans, is that

the Trigon of your Earth?

Yeah, he's a real pain.

This one time, he gave me a puppy

for a hand, which seems awesome,

but was actually...

Then could that be...

[rumbling]

[all scream]

[thud]

[all] The other Trigon?

But Raven defeated him,

he was destroyed.

Yeah, well, I brought him back.

Mostly.

What's up with the one leg?

[mockingly] Tripod.

[laughing]

- 'Cause he's got three legs.

- Yeah. That's a good one.

What is the meaning of this?

By siphoning my daughter's demon power,

I've restored big Trigon here to existence.

- Eh, almost...

- [groaning]

Once her demon

is fully drained,

big Triggy here

will regain all his power.

[growling]

And then, using this Worlogog,

we will conquer the Multiverse together.

And there's nothing

you can do to stop us!

[laughs]

[all gasp]

Oh, and, uh, bye!

Raven!

We'll save Raven

after we get off this thing.

Cyborg, save

the baby versions of us.

[shattering]

[all gasp]

[all panting]

[beeping]

[screaming in distance]

[all scream]

[continue screaming]

Uh, why are they...

Uh, whatever.

Ooh, that's right.

- I can fly! Ooh, yes.

- I got these. [chuckles]

[panting] Everyone okay?

- [screaming]

- [thud]

[crackling]

Everyone who counts, I mean.

What's that supposed to mean?

I mean,

this is your team's fault.

Why didn't you try

to work with us?

It's like all you cared

about was winning.

Of course that's what we cared about.

[cracking]

[mockingly] That's why we

joined the tournament.

Really? We joined because he told us if

we didn't he'd destroy our whole planet.

We were just buying time till

we could make a plan, obviously.

Ooh, that's a better

reason than ours.

It does not matter whose reason

was more grebbler necky.

Yes, our friends Raven

are in the danger.

It is time for the cooperation.

[whirring]

[scoffs]

We don't need their help.

- Right, guys?

- Don't see how they could.

We can't trust 'em.

Oh, you think you're so great

because you're tall and serious

and a good leader and people listen to

you and you have normal sized hands...

You are literally just listing

reasons I am so great.

Well, we don't want your help.

Right, my guys?

- I don't know, we probably do.

- Yeah, why not?

[groans] Can't you back up

your leader this one time?

Leader?

That doesn't sound right.

Yeah. I likes to thinks

of you as a cool uncle.

- Heh-heh-heh.

- Who's not that cool.

- I've got a nickle.

- We're practically the same age!

We are?

[screaming]

Wow, time's been real

rough on you, my man.

You've got some

city miles on that face.

[scoffs] Some team.

Enough!

Despite the differences,

our teams must work together.

Perhaps our point will make more sense

through the singing of the songs.

[introductory piano music

playing]

[upbeat music playing]

[rapping] We are different From

each other No doubt about that

Go lookin'

Low budget-designs are flat

But let's keep it one hundred

You got charm and appeal

So what? Go, silly

I don't see the big deal

You guys are a sad, dark,

And boy, you are the bummer

Watching you every week,

I'd be bored

But, I got a hunch

You pack an awesome punch

It's time for this dumb feud

To be ignored

You're taller tougher,

Better looking than me

You got fish breath,

You're ugly, B

- Don't fight or fuss

- Cooperation is a must

Time for us to work with us

We are, we are Teen Titans

We are, we are Teen Titans

We are, we are Teen Titans

We are, we are Teen Titans

Okay, I get it,

You're stocked With more devices

I can make a burger pizza,

Cut it up into slices

Hey, not bad,

We both can blame our dads

For turning us

Into half-robotic dudes

I sing all day And the

ladies Find me charming

- My Terra d*ed

- Whoa! That's alarming!

I'd love to go on hating,

But there's no use debating

The Go! version of the Titans

Gets really good ratings

Facts

Let's team up to kick butt

Guess I will if I must

Time for us to work with us

We are, we are Teen Titans

We are, we are Teen Titans

We are, we are Teen Titans

We are, we are Teen Titans

No use fightin',

Slightin', or ignitin'

All the same might,

Same bite, great writin'

At the end of the day,

We're all Teen Titans

We are, we are Teen Titans

We are, we are Teen Titans

We are, we are Teen Titans

We are, we are Teen Titans

Ugh...

[elevator dings]

All right, teamwork's great and

all, but we gots to save Raven.

- Now!

- Agreed!

Titans, go!

[whirring]

Are you guys coming or...

Where? What's the plan?

Plan? We're going... [screams]

[straining] Ugh.

But going where?

You just pointed in the random

direction and then ran out of the room.

That's how we do.

Which is probably how you

get into these messes.

Look, the Trigons

took our friends

using a multi-dimensional

Worlogog.

But we don't know where they went

and have no way of following them.

We need a plan.

We'll come up with a plan

mid go, like always, right?

- Oh, well...

- Um, sure, okay.

You know, maybe we could, I don't

know, go in a different direction.

Tall Robin is, um,

talking sense to me.

We can't mess this up.

It's the Raven mamas.

Let us give the other Robin a

chance to come up with a plan.

As smart and tall as he is.

[chuckles nervously]

Don't worry.

I'll figure out a way to find

the Ravens and get them back.

- Yeah, all right.

- He's so handsome.

[grumbles]

[yawns]

Hello, sweetie.

Ah!

Wakey, wakey.

Oh, man.

- So this is still happening, huh?

- Looks like it.

I really thought I'd

defeated my Trigon.

You did.

And because I was destroyed

by the power of a Raven,

only a Raven's power

can bring me back.

And once a gem cracked,

it became the perfect opportunity.

How could you do this to me?

I've been trying to take over

the universe with you for ages,

but you had to be a hero

and hang out with your friends.

So now, I am taking over

the Multiverse without you.

Why drag her in?

I need her.

For what?

I will finally destroy you.

[laughs sinisterly]

And together we'll show the Multiverse

that Trigon is not to be trifled with.

I alone am already feared.

Speak for yourself, little me.

No, I-I just meant, between the

two of us we would be even more...

Silence!

I am still weak

and your prattle irritates me.

Now, release to me your power,

small demon child.

No, thanks.

Come on, sweetie, so he can be fully returned

to existence. You don't mind? Hmm, do you?

Still a no.

Enough of this!

Give me your demon!

You hear me?

[squeaking]

[gargling]

Don't give into him,

Raven, stay strong.

I've dealt with worse.

Yo, Cy, check it out.

[both panting]

- What are they doing?

- Ask 'em.

What are you guys doing?

Staying sharp.

Waiting for Robbie's plan.

Don't you guys ever just,

you know, kick it?

Ooh, I am the best at kicking.

[crashing]

Yeah, I meant, like, relax?

- Chill.

- Have fun.

You can't just go around having

fun while the Ravens are kidnapped

and the Trigons are on the

loose with the Worlogog.

See right there,

even that word...

"Worlogog."

It is the fun to say,

it makes your mouth feel the seasick.

Worlogog.

Worlogog.

Wo-wo-wo-Worlogog.

Try it.

Worlogog?

Man, don't just try it, like...

Try it...

Worlogog.

Try it, try it.

Worlogog.

Don't fight it, fight it.

Worlogog?

Worlogog!

Wo-wo-Worlogog.

- Worlogog

- Wo-wo Worlogog

- Worlogog

- Wo-wo Worlogog

- Worlogog

- Wo-wo Worlogog

- Worlogog

- Wo-wo Worlogog

- Worlo-he?

- Worlo-who?

- Worlo-me?

- Wo-wo-worlo-you!

Gi-gi-ga-ga-ga-ga

Worlogog

Gi-gi-gi-gi-ga-ga-ga-ga

Worlogog

Makes my mouth feel

Feel so seasick

But in a good way

Worlogog

Whoa...

Why did we just do that?

To pad out. What?

Screen time.

You're welcome.

Now, go get our couch.

I was told this was

the escalator out of here.

[screams]

Hmm.

Huh, very good.

So, since I'm not gonna

use my powers,

I guess we're stuck

here for a while.

Time has no meaning to Trigon.

- Right, but what if you have to scratch your nose?

- Or get thirsty?

It's pretty hot down here,

I know I'm parched.

I am Trigon the terrible,

the lord of madness.

I do not get parched.

If you say so.

[slurping]

[grunts]

Other Trigon, to me.

Number one, we've got to figure

out what to call each other.

Number two,

you can't just order me around.

I have become parched.

Procure me a soda.

Wouldn't water

be more hydrating?

Soda!

Fine, but just this once.

Larger!

Place it to my lips.

I'm not gonna do that.

You must, it is the only way

we can conquer existence!

[grumbles]

Higher, higher.

- No.

- Stop moving you mouth.

I'm trying to move the straw, but you're

moving to where the straw used to be.

Stop, now, stop.

My-my eye!

[mumbling]

You're not listening.

I'm trying to move the straw,

but you're moving to where the straw...

Stop, now, le...

- [grumbles]

- Just give me that thing!

[gulping]

[slurping]

Oh, yeah.

Soda...

Well, good.

I'm glad you're happy now!

The Ravens have escaped,

haven't they?

Yep. They tricked us.

Pretty obvious, in hindsight.

Ha-ha, eh, big guy?

Find them!

[rumbling]

Keep moving,

I think I see light up ahead.

[straining]

[sighs] Where are we?

We're home.

This is my Earth.

Come on, we'll have to walk.

Walk? Ugh, this is the worst thing that

has ever happened to anyone in history.

Worse than spending

more time with our dads?

[Big Trigon]

You haven't found them yet?

[Little Trigon] What was that?

I-I couldn't hear you the first time!

Ugh... Walking it is.

We're trapped on this alternate Earth and everyone

is counting on me to come up with a plan.

[wind] Me...

I've trained my whole life for this

moment and I can't let them down.

- The Multiverse is at stake and...

- [Robin] So, uh...

What are ya doing?

I'm... thinking.

Trying to come up with a plan.

Ooh, I get it.

Brooding heroically is how I think

of plans, too. Ha-ha, I'll join you.

I really wish you wouldn't.

Oh right. Got it. Uh, I'll just be

right over here. Ha. Don't mind me.

This is the price of leadership.

The cost of being a hero...

Leadership... Hero!

Could you stop that?

What? I'm helping.

Ugh! Fine, I'll leave.

How do you get your hair

to blow in the wind like that?

Go away!

[elevator dings]

Eh, I dunno about that guy.

I know he says he's coming up with a plan,

but when it turns out he's a bust,

don't worry, I'll bail us out.

[Cyborg] I don't think

we're going to need that.

Yeah, these serious

Titans are great.

And we're really getting

in sync, yo! Watch this.

Guess what I'm gonna

change into...

Now!

See? Ha-ha!

And I have been getting the tips

for the feeding of the Silkie.

Yes, you have all been feeding

your Silkie too much garbage.

[shudders]

Me and my dude are going over the data

he got from that crystal doohickey.

He's got some great programs.

Yes. This cybernetic body

is a gift... And a curse.

Hey, what did we say?

[grumbles] There are no

downsides to a cool robot body.

That's right,

that's a good cyborg.

Oh, wow. Yay.

We are all besties now.

Ha! Titans! I have a plan.

- All right, let's hear it!

- Shh! Shh! Listen, listen!

The Trigons used the Worlogog to transport us

to this Earth. But it came from our Earth.

That's right, the wavelengths

match our frequency, not theirs.

So, if everything on this Earth

is a copy of ours...

[wheezes]

Other way around, pal.

Then there must be

a Worlogog here, too.

We just have to find it,

and use it to get to the Ravens!

Where would we even start?

Considering that the fake Master of Games was

using it as a looking glass to find us all,

we need to find

someone like him.

So, we need a dude who can be

everywhere at once...

And can see everything,

like when you're sleeping or-or awake...

Oh! [gasp]

Of course!

It is the obvious!

What is? What's the obvious?

It's so simple!

That's how's he goes to every

house on Earth in just one night!

Who?

Santa Claus.

So they really weren't joking.

[grunts]

[softly] Hurry. Before

there are more of the elves.

[whispering] Wait. On this Earth,

you regularly battle the real Santa Claus?

Not all the time.

Just for holiday specials.

Sometimes we team up

with Santa.

But always there is the betrayal.

It is the complicated.

Reindeer!

[screams]

All the better.

[all] Wha...

[shushing] Sleep.

Ugh...

[electricity crackling]

[beeping, alarm sounds]

[all gasp]

Ho, ho, ho...

What took you so long?

[whispers]

We are the spotted!

I always knew you Titans would

come for the Worlogog one day,

just a matter of time.

Hand it over, Santa!

There doesn't need to be any trouble.

[excitedly] Santa Claus.

He's right there.

Every time you Titans travel to the

North Pole, you get the best of me.

But not this time.

You'll have to face my secret w*apon.

[chuckles]

What is

this w*apon of the secret?

My wife. And you don't want

to get on her bad side.

She's a real lump of coal,

she is.

[beeps]

[all gasp]

[whirring]

[whirring continues]

[Teen Titans] Mrs. Claus?

[announcer reading]

"Mrs. Claus" was my mother's name.

Call me Megan.

[announcer reading]

You can have the Worlogog when

you pry it from my cold hands.

They're cold because of

the North Pole! Get it?

That's not even funny!

[battle cry]

[crazed cackling]

[whistling lively tune]

[gasps]

Yes, hi. Have seen two

sullen looking teens?

About this tall and this tall?

[screaming]

Ugh, okay.

Thanks for nothing.

He's gone.

Let's keep moving.

I'm not sure I've ever done

this much walking. Not a fan.

It's not so bad... [grunts]

I... like it... even.

I think... walking is... fun.

[grunts]

Once we get back to my tower, we can

figure out how to contact the Titans

and fix the cr*ck in your gem.

That way they can't siphon

your demon powers away.

Or maybe I should

just let them?

What? You don't mean that.

Our powers are part of who we are.

I know, I just... I wouldn't mind

being rid of my demon side either.

Just once I'd love

to feel... normal.

But your demon side is still you.

It can be used for good.

You just have to embrace it

instead of trying to lock it away.

What if it takes over?

What if it hurts my friends...

I've learned to calm my powers by focusing

on the things that tether me to my humanity.

- What are they?

- My friends.

Come on, we are almost there.

Ugh!

So, if you could fly again,

but you'd become an evil demon,

you'd really choose walking?

Don't make me

second guess this.

[screaming]

[crazed cackling]

[crazed cackling]

Naughty!

You're not nice!

Aah!

[yelling]

[grunting]

Mmm!

Ugh! It's official.

I hate this goofy Earth!

We just have to get

the Worlogog away from her!

Hoo-ya!

Titans, att*ck pattern

alpha four!

Copy that.

[grunts]

[gasps]

[grunting]

Ooh! Look at 'em! They're doing that thing

where they're good at being superheroes!

Oh! Oh!

I love when they do that!

[mockingly] I love

when they do that.

[yelling]

No! [gasps]

[in slo-mo]

My Worlogog!

[in slo-mo] I got it!

That's right!

Let's do this thing.

Whoops, that didn't work.

Now that's more like it!

Everybody hop on!

We're outta here!

Cyborg cycle, activate

alpha maneuver 42-delta!

That means let's make a portal.

You have to agree on codes

ahead of time!

Did you think we were just yelling

random gibberish in battle?

I guess I did think that, yes.

Don't just stand there,

get the sleigh!

I don't know how

to create a portal!

I've never used

a Worlogog before.

Just zap it or something!

[all] Cool!

[all gasp]

That's my Worlogog!

Gimme. Gimme!

[Robin] Go! Go! Go!

[all] Whoa!

[Cyborg] Where are we?

We must be between Earths.

Some sort of wormhole that connects

to each of them through these portals.

Well, which portal

leads to yours?

I don't know,

but we better find out quick.

[evil laugh]

We have to find our Earth!

We gotta lose the Santas first!

[clanking]

Whoa, did we make it?

This looks like their Earth I bet.

Ya know, 'cause it's all drab.

No... This is closer,

but I don't think we're...

[Nightwing] Who are you!

What are you?

- [awed gasp] Whoa!

- [ding]

Aw, man, look at that guy!

I see him.

See, I thought you were the cool serious

one, but that dude is the cool serious one.

Uh-huh.

Like, compared to him,

you're a silly little joke-man, like me!

Except worse! Because you try to

be serious. You just failin' at it!

So it's agreed, these be

the real serious Titans.

And they have an even

more handsome Robin!

[swoons]

- Let's get out of here!

- Yes, we have to save Raven!

[cackle] Naughty!

Naughty! Naughty!

Aw, man,

I thought we ditched them!

Huh. Was that... Santa Claus?

[gasps]

[screaming]

[baby Cyborg]

They took out the treehouse!

Hey, look! Actual baby Titans!

With little baby hands and everything.

See! Those are the little,

pants-wetting baby Titans, not us.

[evil laughter]

Don't we have any way

of sh**ting back?

I'm glad you asked.

Awesome.

[yelling]

I want to sh**t the giant g*n.

[narrator] Meanwhile, over the depths of the

Atlantic the titans face... Oh, my stars!

Golly gee!

That's what's up!

I knew it! I knew it!

Goggles on top hats! Ha-ha!

[angry chittering]

Aw, we just can't

lose these fools!

I've got an idea.

Everybody, hold on!

This thing's got one thing that

old sleigh of theirs doesn't.

Brakes.

[both] Huh?

[gasping]

[screaming]

Oy...

Well, that just roasts

my chestnuts.

Where the holly are we?

I think we're back

on Earth, heh-heh.

But... Oh, no!

- Santa!

- Presents!

[giggling]

A mall in December!

[screams]

No! No! Get off Me! Ah! No!

[children clamoring]

Okay, now we lost 'em.

And we have a lock on our Earth.

We can take us to the Ravens.

Hold up! When we gets there,

how's we gonna fight two Trigons?

We'll need a plan

for when we arrive.

I just have to think

for a second.

Trapped between worlds,

the whole team, no,

the whole Multiverse

is counting on me.

I've come a long way from

my days at the circus,

but I have to think of a way to get the

Raven's back to safety. [continues ranting]

Wow, seriously,

does he do this every time?

Quiet, quiet, everyone listen

to the handsome Robin.

- Titans! I've got a plan!

- [all but Robin] All right!

Robin's plans are the best!

Aw, man,

he makes good plans.

Yay. No, no, it's great.

It is, really.

So we're setting

a course for home?

Not yet, we've got

a few stops to make first.

[sigh] That wasn't so bad.

See? I can manage

without powers.

Come on, let's take

that ferry to the tower.

Then I'll figure out a way...

[both gasp]

Aw, nuts.

Surprised?

Only an imbecile wouldn't realize

that this is where you were headed.

You rang?

Leave her alone.

Both of you!

Give us what we want

and no one will get hurt.

[grunts]

[growling]

[gasps] Let her go.

[sing-song] No can do!

If you care for my daughter

then you have a choice.

Give me the rest of your demon

or the other me will destroy her.

[growling]

[gasps]

[screeching]

Too easy.

Yes.

No.

He sh**t, he scores!

[screams]

- Raven.

- [evil laughter]

Hmm?

[both] Huh?

Ugh, what?

What up, big T?

Check out this fist I made.

[grunts]

Whoo! We made it.

Get the other Trigon!

[groans]

Raven, what's the situation?

She's alive, but all her powers

have been drained.

More on that later,

you okay, Mama?

- Ugh...

- Mama Ray-Ray...

I feel... I feel...

I feel great! And you've

never looked so handsome.

What?

Guys, something's really

wrong with Raven.

Actually,

I've never felt better!

With her demon side removed,

this is what she's like. She's... happy.

[crackling]

[all gasp]

[groans] You fool!

You didn't think they'd find

the Worlogog from your Earth?

- It wasn't easy!

- That Mrs. Claus is legit!

Yeah, I just figured

Santa's wife had it covered.

First you resurrect me minus a leg,

then you let the Ravens get away,

and now you've allowed the

Titans to return to this Earth!

It's not like we can't

defeat them, there's two of us.

How could you be so careless?

So unfathomably stupid?

Oh, I know, it's because everything

from your world is just a pea brained,

squashed down,

bobbleheaded version of ours!

- Oh, no, he didn't.

- [Cyborg] Oh, that's wrong.

[tearfully] I've had about

enough of you.

[growls]

- [all] Whoa!

- That's crazy.

[rumbling]

Is no one on my side?

I've tried to take over the

universe with my daughter...

But no. [belches]

What's happening?

Why are people growing limbs and stuff?

Her dad consumed

my dad's power.

He's leveling up.

I tried to take over

the Multiverse with myself...

[grunts] But no!

This is the unfortunate

bending of events.

If you want something

done right...

you have to do it yourself.

I am Trigon no longer.

The Multiverse will tremble

at the name of...

Hexagon! [echoing]

Wait, like the shape?

No, not like the shape.

Like me, Hexagon!

Because I have twice

the power I once possessed.

Yeah, and twice the butts.

Yo, [laughs]

this dude's got two butts!

Of course I do!

I have doubled my entire being so...

So, you intentionally gave

yourself the two butts?

No, I mean, yes... It was

intentional in the sense that I knew

it would happen, but it's not like

the two butts was the selling point!

It feels like you're really attached to the

two butts, guy. That's fine, just go with it.

Silence!

- [all groaning]

- Too many butt jokes.

I am Hexagon,

destroyer of universes!

With the Worlogog, I can travel the

Multiverse and bend it to my will

and there is nothing you little

"heroes" can do to stop me!

[sighs] That would

probably be true,

except for one thing...

We didn't come alone.

- Hi-ho, hello.

- How are you? Here for the fight.

- Kah.

- Tweet, tweet!

It's them!

The Protein Titans!

I'm just so happy!

Say hello to the Teen Titans

of Infinite Earths.

[all blowing kiss]

Bleh.

You can maybe defeat

two teams of Titans...

I definitely could.

But now

you're up against all of us!

- Titans of Infinite Earths...

- Go!

[growling]

[both] Aim for the face!

[laughing]

[growls]

Ooh, ooh, ooh,

let's all be piranha!

I always wanna do piranha,

but one piranha is pretty pointless.

Don'ts I know it.

[screeching]

[Hexagon]

One of my utters!

Tamaranian battle

formation Gleebrex!

[all] Reckzar!

[both screaming]

Ready... aim... booyah!

[Hexagon]

Ow! That hurts a little.

- My eight pack!

- Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

- Stop!

- Keep it up, crew!

[floundering]

[playing upbeat music]

It is working!

We have the above hand!

- [yelps]

- Enough of this foolishness!

[straining]

[growls]

[screaming]

[groaning]

- But... my plan.

- Guess you didn't see that one coming, did ya, Boy Wonder.

[growls]

[growling]

[groaning]

You know, I never noticed

how colorful everything is.

[screaming]

Like this rock streaking

towards me. It's beautiful...

Raven, you have to snap out of this!

We need you!

Uh, can't you get

your powers back somehow?

Yes, that's it! Raven's demon

got loose when her gem cracked,

all we have to do to get it

back is break Hexagon's gem.

Then my Trigon will fade out of existence and

your Trigon will be... well, your Trigon.

[shrugging] Meh.

- He's not so bad. Huh?

- [thud]

[rumbling]

[all straining]

[growling]

Raven, we have to

get your demon back.

Ooh... [sucks in air] I'm

feeling pretty great without it.

But thanks.

I super appreciate the offer.

Look around you.

Remember how worried you were that your

demon powers might hurt your friends?

Well, there you go.

[groaning]

[groans]

[floundering]

Why? [crying]

He was a turtle.

[sigh] You're right,

but what do you want me to do?

You have to eat me.

What?

You have to absorb my powers.

By eating me.

sh**t, you could

eat all of them.

That many Ravens you'd

be like... a Mega Raven!

[straining]

You'd have the power

of an entire flock.

He's right.

But, I don't want to...

Why can't you eat me?

Because...

My mouth won't

animate that big.

[gasps]

Okay. Here goes nothing.

[chomps]

[growling]

Yes!

[chomping]

Gross.

[grunts]

You two again?

[screaming]

[chomping]

Is it working?

[lip smacks] I don't know,

[smack] but I taste surprisingly delicious.

Argh!

I think that's a yes.

[both scream]

Huh?

At last...

[zapping]

This looks like the end.

[growling]

Huh?

Impossible.

[thud]

It's Raven. I think.

Weird.

What are you supposed to be?

What, you don't know a flock of

Ravens when you see one?

We are... the Unkindness.

[both] Ha-ha, sick!

Do it, Raven! Finish him off!

[screeching]

Daughter, you cannot defy me!

Oh, yeah?

Then I guess I can't do this!

[groaning]

[siren wailing]

Oh, come on!

[roars]

[all scream]

[growls]

[screeches]

You will not defeat me!

I am Hexagon! I will not be

foiled by the likes of you.

[grunting]

- [straining]

- Yes...

We've got to do something!

We have need of the plan!

Another plan?

We're already three plans deep.

There's no time to plan. We just gotta...

"go." Give me the Worlogog.

Time to save the day.

[gulps]

[all] What?

Well, everyone was

eating things, so...

They're all demons, it don't

work like that for us.

[straining]

Wait, I have another idea.

Get me to his Worlogog!

With pleasure.

Pull!

[battle cry]

[exclaims] Hmm?

Argh!

Boom!

Oomph!

[gasps]

[growls]

Ugh... No, get back in there.

Oh, no, you don't!

[both straining]

Come on, Titans!

Raven needs help with the tug of the w*r!

You cannot defeat me,

daughter.

I am immortal.

I am forever, I...

Am the out numbered.

[all straining]

No! It's mine!

You never wanted it anyway!

Well, I was wrong.

I'm half human, aren't I?

[all straining]

- No!

- Argh!

[spits]

Hmm? Where am I?

[moaning and growls]

Ah! Uh... Hmm?

No, no, no!

[groaning and coughing]

[growling]

R-Raven?

[growls]

You still in there, Mama?

[gasps]

- Oh, you're back.

- [growls]

Yeah, I know.

You think I don't like you.

But maybe... Maybe it's because

I never got to know you.

[growls]

I'm not the best people person,

or demon person,

for that matter.

But I promise,

no more gems, no more safes.

Whatever we do going forward,

we do it together. [echoes]

[growls]

What are you all staring at?

It's just me.

- Joy! We are the saved!

- [all chanting] Raven! Raven! Raven!

- [cheering]

- Nice job, Raven! [chuckling]

All right, all right.

I'm still a demon, you know.

Titans of Infinite Earths,

time to hit the road!

Goodbye, Protein Titans!

You were as beautiful as I hoped you'd be!

Good job saving

the Multiverse, everyone.

Me and my very serious Teen Titans have

to go back to our very serious world.

And have, I assume,

very serious PG-13 adventures.

Robin, you are not

the Nightwing.

He is the much better looking.

It's just you guys now,

time to go home.

[clangs]

It's been... weird.

But you've got a lot of cool

stuff packed in that robot body.

Thanks! I also have a waffle maker in

here somewhere, but it never came up.

[stammers] I just wanted

you to know that.

Goodbye, sister

from the other Earth.

Oh, I will miss the you.

It is hard being the only

Tamaranian on a team of all humans.

And whatever Robin is.

I believe, a wombat.

[Robin] Hey!

[animal noises]

Laters, good-looking!

When I first met you,

I thought you were weird and annoying.

- And?

- And you are.

But...

But you're also a good

superhero, in your own weird way.

But with several more years training and,

assuming you reach a normal height...

Let's be done

shaking hands now.

I'm not really

a goodbye person.

Same.

If your dad ever comes back and you

need someone to help b*at him up...

I know who to call.

See ya around.

Titans, go!

Back to our Earth!

Hey, shouldn't we be

taking that with us?

- Nope!

- It came from our Earth.

- Not important.

- What if we ever need to come back?

- You won't.

- [zapping]

Phew! Ugh, I feel

so much better, ha-ha-ha.

That was, uh, trying, to say the least.

Am I right? [laugh]

Yeah? Star?

Heh-heh. Yeah?

[all screaming]

[Robin inhales and exhales] Breathe it

in, team, that's the smell of our Earth.

Kinda smells like...

[sniffs]

garbage.

No "kinda" about that.

I thought the garbage

smell was intentional.

So did we level up?

I don't feel any different.

That's because

we didn't, Beast Boy.

Well, we already know

you didn't, three heads.

This adventure was never about me

leveling up, it was about Raven.

And, boy,

did she ever level up!

Ha. Thanks, handsome.

The important thing is

it's all over.

And you know the best part of a

Multiverse-imperiling superhero crossover event?

- What?

- [clangs]

Aw, don't ask him,

now he's gonna explain it.

It's that there won't be

another one for at least a year.

[swooshing]

Pitiful maggots of Earth!

Prepare to be obliterated by

Darkseid and the Armies of Apokolips!

- No way.

- Nopes.

- Hard pass!

- No, Mr. Seid.

I'm out.

We are, we are Teen Titans

We are, we are Teen Titans

We are, we are Teen Titans

We are, we are Teen Titans

[rumbling and screaming

in distance]

[g*nf*re and screaming]

[expl*si*n and screaming]

[lasers f*ring]

[woman screaming]

- [g*nf*re]

- [woman] Where are the Teen Titans?

The tall ones!

Not the short ones!

[explosions]

[explosions and rumbling]

[loud expl*si*n]

Ugh, what's he doing now?

The big jerk and the little flying

jerks are building a giant tower.

Of course they are.

How the original.

Now the tower is f*ring

a laser into the sky.

Bet it's going to

open a portal.

[Cyborg] The laser's opening

a portal over the city.

Called it.

But what is coming out

of the portal?

More jerks.

It is always the more jerks.

[Robin] Titans

of Infinite Earths! [echoing]

Go!

We are, we are Teen Titans!

We are, we are Teen Titans!

We are, we are Teen Titans!

We are, we are Teen Titans!

No use fightin',

slightin' or ignitin'

All the same might,

Same bite, great writin'

At the end of the day,

We're all Teen Titans

We are, we are Teen Titans!

We are, we are Teen Titans!

We are, we are Teen Titans!

We are, we are Teen Titans!

- Worlogog

- Wo-wo Worlogog

- Worlogog

- Wo-wo Worlogog

- Worlogog

- Wo-wo Worlogog

- Worlogog

- Wo-wo Worlogog

- Worlo-he?

- Worlo-who?

- Worlo-me?

- Wo-wo-worlo-you!

Gi-gi-ga-ga-ga-ga

Worlogog

Gi-gi-gi-gi-ga-ga-ga-ga

Worlogog

Makes my mouth feel

Feel so seasick

But in a good way

Worlogog

[Beast Boy]

Why did we just do that?

To pad out. What?

[Cyborg] Screen time.

You're welcome.
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