02x16 - Beauty and the Beast

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# Go, go, power rangers # # go, go, power rangers # # go, go, power rangers # # mighty morphin power rangers # # go, go, power rangers # # go, go, power rangers # # go, go, power rangers # # you mighty morphin power rangers.

# It sure is quiet around here without tommy.

Interesting mirror.

Thanks.

Tommy won it for me at a carnival.

I know, kim.

We all miss him.

( Sighs )

Goldar: things are looking up, your excellency.

With the green ranger defeated and gone the others are becoming more and more distressed.

( Laughing )

Good.

I think the pink ranger shall be next.

She has always intrigued me.

Such courage and tenacity.

I think she would make me a perfect queen.



( Laughing )

I got to shake this gloomy mood.

I wish I knew how to help.

Hmm oh, wait, wait, it says that she can see the future.

There's no scientific data to support such practitioners.

I know, but maybe she can tell me something about tommy.

I wouldn't count on it.

All right, well, I got to stop and get my rollerblades first.

Kind of thirsty.

I'll buy.

Just kidding.

Service.



( Yells )

Hey check this out.

Check this out.

Yeah?

A funny

-Looking lady in a towel.

So?

No.

Madam swampy is a fortune teller.

Dolt.

She can help us find out who the power rangers are.



( Laughing )



- Huh?



- Huh?

Enter.

Madam swampy welcomes you.

Now deposit five dollars in the box.

Uh I'm a little short on cash.

Madam swampy, all we want to know is who the power rangers are.



- Yeah?



- Yeah?

I'll give you one free prediction.



( Grunting )

You get what you pay for.



( Groaning )

Here.

Take this treasure map and follow it and you'll be happy with what you find.



( Laughing )

Now leave.

Fame and fortune, here we come.

This way, bulk.

Ow! That's my foot, bulk.



( Zedd snarling )

The time is at hand, goldar.

Go.

Capture the pink ranger, my new queen.

Lure her to the dark side.

Once she has tasted the power of evil her days as a do

-Gooder will be over.

I will train her well, my lord.

And victory will be ours! The final defeat of the power rangers! Whew.

What a weird

-Looking place.



( Growling )

Uh

-Oh.

Great.

Wonder if madam swampy predicted this.

There is no need to visit a fortune teller now.

I know what your future holds.

Yeah, I seriously doubt it, goldar.

You'll be going with me, pink ranger.

Let go of me, you gold bully! Your power ranger days are finished.

You have been selected to be lord zedd's new queen.

Me?

I don't think so.

Yes, you.

I'll have to be more persuasive.

Some magic dust should do the trick.



( Laughing )

The capture of the pink ranger is complete.

Two down, four to go.

Excellent.

Tommy's little mirror gift.

Just what I need to show the power rangers a reflection of things to come!

( Laughing )



( Laughs )

Perfect! Yeah, I'll bet jason's enjoying his fishing trip to bass lake with his uncle.

The mountains sure are beautiful this time of year.

Richie and my cousin curtis were supposed to meet us here.

Hmm.

Where do you think they could be?

Knowing curtis, he probably met some beautiful lady on the way.



( Beeping )

I read you, zordon.

We have an emergency.

Teleport to the command center immediately.

Alpha will contact trini.

Rangers, goldar has kidnapped kimberly.

Apparently, he has placed her under a spell making it impossible for her to escape on her own.

Behold the viewing globe.

Goldar is holding kimberly c*ptive in an underground cave.



( Snarling )

Zordon: from the looks of his preparations I would have to say lord zedd has decided to make the pink ranger his new queen.

Billy: zordon, do we know where the cave is?

Zordon: no, billy, I'm afraid we don't.

Goldar: it is done.

Excellent work, goldar.

You have served me well.

While you work on the pink ranger's transformation I will set about creating yet another diversion for the remaining rangers.

The perfect bait.

I love it when stupid humans allow me to use my favorite tactic of divide and conquer.

In no time, their world will be ours.

Come on, this is cool.

Who are these guys?

Curtis, watch out! Whoa! Let's go, come on! Right behind you, man! A few calculations and we have the coordinates of the cave.

We can't let goldar and zedd take away another ranger's power.

We got to get kim.



( Alarm blaring )

My sensors indicate a disturbance involving innocent citizens in angel grove park.

It's my cousin, curtis, and richie.

What are we gonna do?

They're in trouble.

First kim, now our friends.

What are we going to do?

Billy, you and trini morph and go after kimberly.

I'll deal with the putties.

What about jason?

The mountains shield him from our signal.

Respond to the emergencies while alpha tries to reach him.

You guys morph now.

I'll catch up to you.

Affirmative.

It's morphin time.

Triceratops! Saber

-Toothed tiger! There's the cave.

I guess we'll have to deal with these guys.

Let's kick some putty.

# You know you must be strong and rock and roll # # 'cause the power's on your side # # the enemy will try to give you fear # # but you never run # # or hide # # we'll come running to your side # # we will protect you from your fright # # all of us are on your side # # we'll take them # # we'll take them down # # fight! # # Fight! # # Fight! # # Fight! # # Fight! # # We'll take them down # # fight! # Let's go find kimberly.

She must be in there.

Let's go! I'm glad you guys are okay.

Who are those dudes?

They're putties.

Man, angel grove sure is no paradise.

You can say that again.

Wake up! Ooh, she's no fun.

She fell right over.

Oh where am i?

You are in the cave of fantasy.

You have been selected by lord zedd to become our new queen.

All remnants of your former life as a power ranger have been removed for safekeeping.

Are you ready for your training?

Ooh, it looks like rita.

Well?

That gold goon thinks his spell worked.

Okay, I'll show him.

Queen, eh?

These clothes are wrinkled! I deserve better! What are you looking at?

Nothing, your your highness.

You swine! Your instruction will now begin.

Kneel to me as your master teacher.

Forget it! You should be kneeling to me! Oh, that must have hurt.

And as for you two she's a lot like rita, isn't she?

Oh, you numbskulls! You're giving me a headache! Maybe this was a bad idea.

For once, my spell worked too well.

Kimberly! Oh, I thought you guys would never come.

Where did you come from?

We thought you were under a spell.

The spell didn't work.

Hurry, get my morpher.

You'll have to deal with me! Hmm! No problem! Go get him, goldar.

Why are you back so quick?

You lose, goldar.

Come on, let's get out of here.

I don't believe this.

Goldar, you fool.

All right, let's see how they do against my mirror maniac monster.



( Alarm blaring )

The mirror monster is attacking.

Contact the rangers immediately.



( Laughing )

A whole city to destroy and not a ranger in sight.



( Laughter )

This will reflect well on me.

I think I'll start with that one.

I can't believe you tricked goldar.

I know

-

- I should have been an actress.



( Wristwatch beeps )

Alpha, come in.

We have a new emergency.

Zedd's mirror maniac monster is in angel grove park.

Have you been able to contact jason yet?

Yes, he and zack are on their way to the park.

It's morphin time! Pterodactyl! Jason, good to see you.

All right.



( Yelling )

Putties, att*ck! Capture them and bring them to me.

# You can't run and you can't hide # # when the evil's got you # # in sight # # go, go, go, go, back # you're letting them get the best of you.

# Go, go, go, go, back # how could you let her get away like that?

# Go, go, go, go, back # # yeah! # # Go, go, go, go, back # uh

-Oh, time to go.

I've had enough of this.

It is time for you to grow!

( Laughing )

It's showtime.

Oh, man! Time we stopped messing around.

All: let's do it! Mastodon lion thunderzord power! Pterodactyl firebird thunderzord power! Triceratops unicorn thunderzord power! Saber

-Toothed tiger griffin thunderzord power! Tyrannosaurus red dragon thunderzord power! # They've got # # a power and force that you've never seen before # # no one can ever take them down # # your power lies on their side # let's rock and roll.

# Go, go, power rangers # oh, you brought your toys to play with, hmm?

Try this game! What?

Impossible! You should be cinders by now.

Time to put a finish to you.



( Growls )

# Go, go, power rangers! # # You mighty morphin power rangers! # # Go, go, power rangers! # # Go, go, power rangers! # # Go, go, power rangers! # This is unbelievable, goldar! Once again you have snatched defeat out of the jaws of victory.

You and these fools are a disgrace.

Next time those power rangers will not fare so well.

That was a close one, kim.

I was lucky goldar's dust didn't work.

Oh, no! What's wrong?

I cannot find tommy's mirror that he gave me.

Hi, guys! Yo, what's up, curtis?

Hey, what's up, cuz?

Does this belong to anyone?

Yes! Oh thank you so, so much, curtis.

Anything for a pretty lady.

This is it! The rangers got to be here.

Skull: nobody's here but these geekoids.

So much for old madam swampy.

Yeah, all she gave us was this map! Treasure map! Kimberly: a treasure map?

Did you bother to look at the back?

The treasure's a free protein muffin.

Protein muffins! Madam swampy's a friend of mine.

Neat promotion gimmick, wasn't it?

Free muffins.

When you buy lunch.

Kimberly: you know what happens when you can't pay.

Billy: you have to wash dishes.