02x31 - When is a Ranger Not a Ranger?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Power Rangers". Aired: May 23, 1994 - present.*
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A closeknit band of teenagers in fictional Angel Grove, Calif., transforms into a uniformed team of superheroes ready to take on any villains.

Seasons 1-3: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers; 3.5: Alien Rangers; 4: Zeo; 5: Turbo; 6: Rangers in Space; 7: Lost Galaxy; 8: Lightspeed Rescue; 9: Time Force; 10: Wild Force; 11: Ninja Storm; 12: Dino Thunder; 13: S.P.D.; 14: Mystic Force; 15: Operation Overdrive; 16: Jungle Fury; 17: RPM; 17.5- RV: Mighty Morphin (re-version); 18: Samurai; 19: Super Samurai; 20: Megaforce; 21: Super Megaforce; 22: Dino Charge; 23: Dino Super Charge; 24: Ninja Steel; 25: Super Ninja Steel; 26-27: Beast Morphers; 28-29: Dino Fury; 30: Cosmic Fury
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02x31 - When is a Ranger Not a Ranger?

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# Adam: a kaleidoscope shows us how light is refracted.

We start with normal white light and then the light enters the kaleidoscope and breaks into a million pieces.

Take a look.

Nice report, adam.

Questions, anyone?

Intelligent questions?

I have an intelligent question.

How tall is the tallest building in the world?

Questions about adam's report bulk.

Heck.

Who'd want to know about that?

I didn't understand a word he said.



( Bell ringing )

When is a ranger not a ranger?

When his image is scattered to bits and a ranger is in danger when his memory is on the on the fritz?

I would have gotten it.

Yeah, in a couple of million years, maybe.

Goldar, go get me that kaleidoscope.

As you wish, o rotten one.

I shall send my putties into action.

If you ever finish one of my rhymes again I'll make both of you into potholders.

Wow, you guys.

Adam's kaleidoscope is really far

-Out.

Let's give these claybrains a lesson.

# I know the deal # # I know their sound # # I know their feel # # well, I know the end # # so I am right and I am real # # I know exactly how it feels # # I will win # # I won't stop until I get them # # I will win.

# It is time! Scatterbrain monster, arise!

( Laughs )

You guys, look.

Adam's kaleidoscope.

We'd better morph.

You're right.

Tigerzord! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Let's look at you in a new light.

Who are you?

I'm, um that's a good question.

Who do you think I am?

I don't have a clue, but you sure are cute.



( Kimberly laughs weakly )

They are lost.



( Laughs )

What are you two up to now?

Top secret.

We're going on a stakeout.

Shh! If there is a goofier person than you in the world it's got to be in the circus.

The stakeout is top secret.

Shh.

.

! Hey.

Come on.

You're getting sleepy.

Very sleepy.



( Snoring )



( Beeping )

Ay

-Yi

-Yi! Thank goodness you're here.

You said it was an emergency.

The other rangers are in grave danger, rocky.

Observe the viewing globe.

The three have been att*cked by zedd's scatterbrain monster.

Scatterbrain fires a ray, which, like a kaleidoscope breaks its victims into millions of pieces then reassembles them but without any memory of who they are.

Tommy, billy and kimberly lost their memories?

They don't know they're power rangers?

Bring them back to safety so that we can help them.

We'll take care of them.

Be careful dealing with this monster.

If the scatterbrain causes you all to lose your memories the power rangers will be no more.

Good luck, rangers.

All right.

Let's go.

Remember, they aren't going to know us.

Right.

I got to see if I can find something I recognize.

There's a margin of merit in your plan of action but the likelihood of bettering our situation why are you talking so weird?

Do you think you're like one of those intellectuals?

I don't know.

Perhaps I am

-

- Or was.

You are.

Billy you're a straight

-A student.

I'm billy.

A brain?

Told you.

You're kimberly, my best friend.

I am?

Yeah.

We do everything together

-

- Go shopping every day.

Why would we go shopping every day?

You always said we didn't need a reason to shop.

That was really pathetic.

She doesn't like to shop?

The monster's more powerful than any of us imagined.

Monster?

Yeah.

The scatterbrain monster that zedd made.

Adam: you know, lord zedd on the moon.

Rocky: we'd better get them back to the command center fast.

Hey, you're not taking me anywhere.

Yeah.

Me either.



( Laughs )

Come with us.

We'll refresh your memory.

Trust us.

We'll take you somewhere safe.

Oh.

Best friends, huh?

Let's teleport.

Teleport?

What just happened?

Their memories are completely gone.

Wow! Where are we?

Forget where we are.

Who's that?



( Gasps )

I am zordon, a trusted friend to you, tommy.

And I'm alpha 5.

Whoa.

A fully sentient, multi

-Functional automaton.

Billy: never seen anything like it.

You really don't remember me, billy?

They will have to remain here.

They are vulnerable to zedd's evil.

But, zordon, can't you just give them their powers again?

Without their memories they do not have the experience, skills or character to be power rangers.

Um, excuse me, but can somebody like, come back to earth and pick me up because I am totally confused?

Zordon: you, kimberly as well as billy and your leader tommy are power rangers, here to protect the earth from zedd's evil forces.

His monster scatterbrain has erased your memories to make you powerless.

If we don't unscramble you soon the whole world will be in danger.

Adam, you're the expert on light waves.

How can you reverse the light scattering?

Maybe prisms.

Just maybe.

If we tempt scatterbrain to att*ck again but we deflect the ray through a prism, it might work.

You will have to try.

Without all six rangers you have no chance of defeating scatterbrain.

Adam you take billy to his lab and get the prisms.

We'll take the others to the park and try and keep scatterbrain from entering the city.

Zordon: good luck, rangers.

Come on, you guys.

Now! Ay

-Yi

-Yi! Zordon, I've never been so worried.

There's nothing out here, bulk.

Let's go huh?



- Them?



- Them?



- Them?

!

- Them?

! Both: those dweebs are the power rangers?

Aww! I don't believe it.

Aww! They've been playing dweebs all this time just to throw us off.

That way.

Hey.

We've got them.

Let's get closer.

Wow.

Let's get what we came for and go.

Come on, billy, we've got to hurry.

This place is amazing.

Yeah, it is.

Is it yours?

No.

It's yours.

Wow.

Where do you keep your set of prisms?

I don't know.

Billy and adam aren't here yet.

Where are your friends?

Did they forget to come?

We can't wait.

It's morphin time!

- Sabretooth tiger!

- Tyrannosaurus! You've had it, scatterbrain! Over here, flashlight

-Head! Huh?



( Grunts )

Get back, you guys.

We'll handle this.

Handle me?

!

( Yelling )

That was close.

I can't believe I missed them.

I won't miss them this time.

Are you two okay?

What do we do, rocky?

Don't worry.

You won't feel a thing.

We need those prisms.

Aha.

This one.

And you choose another.

Billy, stay close.

More dweebs?

We've got the prisms.

They made it! Watch out, guys.

What's this?

Aha! He's going to fire! Aiesha: adam, get down! Aiesha: he's got adam.

We have to get those prisms or we're lost forever.

Power rangers?

Lost forever?

Those prisms?

Four down, two to go.

Let's make a break for it.

Right.

Moving targets, eh?

Woo

-Wa!

( Yelling )



( Both gasp )

Come on, aiesha! Nightie

-Night! Stop it! Oh.

Huh?

Uh huh.

Huh?

Hmm okay, so, like, what happens now?

What are you talking about?

Who are you?

Why did you guys change clothes?

Whoo! I've done it.

None of them even has a clue who he is anymore.

The power rangers are finished, silenced forever.



( Triumphant laugh )

Not so fast, buckaroo.

What?

Who said that?

Who are you?

Whoever you are you are powerless to stop me from taking these captives back to the moon.

You're not taking power rangers anywhere.

Yeah.

Not if we can help it.

Which I hope we can.

Don't force me to destroy your minds as well.

Draw, you yellow

-Bellied skunk.



( Scatterbrain growls )

Very well, earthlings.

If you insist on orchestrating your own doom we will have what I believe you call a showdown.



( Laughs )

You're not losing your nerve are you?



( Screaming )

I remember now.

It's coming back to me.

Everyone himself again?



( Growls )

Bulk and skull! Come on, let's help them.

Hey, are you guys all right?

Can you hear me?

What's going on?

You took a serious hit.

Power rangers?

Did you save us?

Are you kidding?

You're the ones who saved us.

They don't remember a thing.

Leave it to a couple of meatheads to mess up my plan.

Well, it's not over yet!

( Roaring )

Scatterbrain! I remember where we left off, you guys.

Let's get to it.

We need thunderzord power now! Mastodon

-Lion thunderzord power! Pterodactyl

-Firebird thunderzord power! Triceratops

-Unicorn thunderzord power! Saber

-Toothed

-Tiger

-Griffin thunderzord power! Tyrannosaurus

-Red

-Dragon thunderzord power! # They've got # # a power and force that you've never seen before # # they've got # # the ability to morph and to even up the score # all: thundermegazord battle ready! # No one # # can ever take them down # # the power lies on their side # # yi

-Yi

-Yi

-Yi

-Yi

-Ide # # go, go, power rangers # all: thundersaber power! # Go, go, power rangers # # go, go, power rangers.

# Bulk: the monster was just about to swallow the power rangers alive and then we jumped in and we, uh held its jaws wide open! And we grabbed one of its razor

-Sharp teeth

-

- Big teeth

-

- And we yanked 'em out! Yanked them out.

Check it out.



( Both grunting )

So where are they?

Uh if you saved their lives the least they could do is come by and say thank you.

They're in the bathroom.

We're meeting them later.

We're going to see the president! The monster was big! Big jet we're going to take big huge teeth! Bigger than ostri hey, bulk and skull, there you guys are.

We've been looking for you.

You and the rest of this lynch mob.

So you guys saved the power rangers.

Go ahead and laugh

-

- But we did.

No, we believe you.

You do?

Yeah.

Why?

Uh because besides the fact that you're strange you come through in a pinch.

Kimberly: yeah.

And and you're courageous and honorable.

And honest and upright.

And intelligent and responsible and available.

You want to go out?

Uh, all right, you guys.

Let's not get carried away that far.

We'll meet again.

Hombre, two ice creams.
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