Somebody I Used to Know (2023)

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Okay, here we go.

It's just another interview.

Just another interview to save your show.

You f*cking got this.

I need him to talk about the divorce.

If he doesn't talk about it,

we don't have a finale.

We can't end the season

on a f*cking whimper.

Are you kidding?

It's gonna be great. You got this...

- Don't patronize me.

- Sorry. I'm stupid.

This is our last chance with him.

I just need to focus.

No distractions today.

Okay, so Ramona and Dar

from the network did just land.

Do you...?

Just feed 'em, get 'em coffee,

and keep 'em the hell away from me.

Got it. Happy last day.

- Hi!

- Hey!

- Ally! Exciting!

- Ooh, Ally. My goodness.

Guys, are you hungry?

We have an ice cream sandwich truck.

- Oh, it's 9:00 a.m.

- Oh.

Yes, but we have breakfast flavors.

Hi, Chef.

This shouldn't take long.

Just a simple exit interview

recapping the season.

- You know the drill.

- No problem.

Great. Let's jump right in.

I mean, of course there was added pressure

after I won season two,

and I imagine there'll be even more

after winning again this season,

'cause there's

certain expectations now, right?

Like, I have to maintain,

uh, a level of perfection.

Does that make it difficult to have

any semblance of a life outside of work?

Uh, somewhat.

Like with your relationships?

I read that Pria's dating again.

As she should.

Mm.

A-Again, when-when you're working...

as hard as I am,

it's just tough to maintain...

Like, it's no secret

that Pria and I split up.

That's on me 'cause I was a sh*t husband.

But would I change anything?

I mean, I am the two-time

reigning champion of Dessert Island.

'Cause while everyone else

was busy f*cking each other,

I kept my eye on the prize,

'cause I wasn't here to make friends.

I was here to make flans.

And now...

And now look at me.

I just got my own bakery

at the Cancun Airport.

I made it.

But, yeah, in the process,

I lost my partner and my best friend.

But, honestly, I don't know. I mean...

I think no matter...

which path I went down,

I would've felt like

I was sacrificing something.

Yeah.

I think we got it.

That's great. Cut.

- Okay, amazing.

- Ah!

- That moment... you saw it, right?

- Yes.

- He didn't want to go there, but then...

- The silence.

Yes! It works every time.

I didn't know Pria was dating again.

Where did you read that?

I didn't, but it made for

a good interview.

- You did it!

- Ah!

Another amazing season in the can.

- Mm. So special.

- Mm. So special.

Well, you guys wanted fireworks

to end the season.

Ta-da!

- Ah, yeah, so good.

- So good.

And we'd love to talk to you

about the future of the show,

- if you have a minute.

- Mm-hmm.

Absolutely. I was actually gonna start

brainstorming ideas this weekend.

Oh, my God, classic Ally.

- No days off.

- Yes, we love your work ethic.

So, yeah, as we look forward,

we started to look back,

and season one was here...

and season two was here... a little lower...

and season three, you know, based on

the few episodes that have already aired,

we're actually coming in... here.

Yeah, I-I'd even say

it's below the genital area.

Oh. You... Okay.

Your genitals or my genitals?

- Well, I...

- 'Cause it's my...

- I guess it's...

- Are those your genitals?

Well, these-these are my genitals here,

so...

Transpose my genitals onto your pants.

- It's, like, below that.

- But where do they start?

Sorry. Are you canceling the show?

Yeah, I mean, you know,

three seasons is a good run.

Yeah. These days,

you're lucky to get past one.

We defied the odds.

Definitely.

Yeah.

f*ck 'em, you know?

We should be celebrating

everything we've accomplished.

Mm-hmm.

Speaking of, uh,

what are you doing right now?

You want to maybe...

go do that thing we did that one time?

- Oh. Um, you know, uh...

- Hey, Christian.

Yeah, we're almost done wrapping out.

We'll see you at the bar in like 30?

Sure, I-I... I'll head over after this.

Someone's gonna puke tonight!

- Yeah.

- It's you!

I promise, it's you. It's gonna be him.

Oh, I... You have plans.

- Totally. That's, uh...

- Yeah, I...

Have fun.

Yeah. Um...

Yeah.

You should take some time off yourself.

Enjoy yourself.

- I'm gonna puke tonight!

- Yeah, you are!

- Yeah.

- Come here!

Good for you.

Hi, hon. It's your mama.

I just saw that article about your show

in The Seattle Times.

I'm so proud of you.

Fall semester starts in a week,

and I'd love to see your face

before I go back to the kiddos full-time.

Miss you, sweetheart.

Oh, my guy.

It's just me and you

Got nothing to do

No work to be done

Nobody to screw

But it's, it's gonna be fine

Yeah, it's gonna be great

People always say

I need to take a break

And I'm happy about it

I'm happy about it

I'm happy, happy, happy...

Come on, Ally,

I know how hard it is to move on,

but it's gonna be a lot easier

to start fresh.

Do you have any new ideas

that you've been kicking around?

I mean, I do have some ideas

for more serious human interest stuff.

Please don't say that nudist doc.

It's called naturism,

and it's a fully formed idea.

I could start immediately.

Nobody wants to watch a bunch of

naked normos who aren't f*cking.

Dessert.

You could start the Dessert universe.

You know, play with me.

"Dessert."

"Dess-Hurt."

"Hurt."

Dess-Hurt Locker. Dess-Hurt Locker!

- What?

- Yes!

You get Jeremy Renner, who's available,

out in the desert,

and he tries different types of baklava.

And-and maybe one of them

has a... a firecracker in it.

And you're like, "No, don't eat that one!"

I see many seasons, my friend.

That is... so offensive on so many levels.

It is?

It would be better if the firecracker

was sticking out of a cupcake,

make it look like a birthday candle.

Sold.

Sold. I can do that.

God, no! I'm not engaging in this.

All right, look, I got to run.

I'm getting my tubes untied.

Just keep noodling on it, all right?

I mean, maybe this is

a blessing in disguise.

You haven't stopped working

since I've known you.

Please don't tell me

to take time to myself.

Well, listen, it can't hurt.

You know, clear your head.

The right thing's gonna come, all right?

Just let it brew. Okay?

Brew-haha.

Hi, Mom.

Um, returning your call.

Where are you?

Anyway, I'm coming to visit you. Surprise.

I'll see you in a few hours.

Jesus.

Okay.

All right, buddy.

Here we go.

- I'm so sorry.

- It's fine.

I see you have your own

little fur baby down there.

- What's her name?

- Uh, it's a he, actually.

Just gonna try to get some rest,

if you don't mind.

Oh, bud. Oh, no.

Oh, I'm sorry you're sick.

Oh, man. We're gonna be there soon.

Whoa. sh*t yourself, too, huh?

That is ripe.

Um... excuse me.

Hi. My cat, um, had an accident.

I just need to clean him up.

Can I sneak over you?

You know, we're just trying

to get a little bit of rest.

I mean, if that's okay with you.

She just knocked out, so please...

That smells f*cking foul.

Yeah. It's a combination of sh*t and puke.

Look, I'm sorry,

but I'm not gonna wake her, I promise.

Okay, come on.

Oh, my God!

Are you f*cking kidding me?!

Underwater

I found it

Had to slumber

To get in

Hate of dreaming

Oh-oh-oh-oh

Hate of dreaming

Oh-oh-oh-oh

Well, I got it, I got it,

I got it, I got it

I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine

I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it

I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

Mom?

Okay.

Oh, we made it. We made it.

Mom?

Hello?

- Oh, my God!

- Oh!

Sweetie, what are you doing here?

Ah! Didn't you get my message?

Oh, my God, honey,

I thought you were pranking me.

I'm so happy to see you.

Oh, you remember Sheldon.

Hi, Ally.

Mr. McGovern?

He taught you third grade.

Mom, I know.

- We're all really proud of you, Ally.

- Mm-hmm.

Okay, well, you guys are clearly busy,

so I'm gonna go.

- Sweetie?

- Yeah?

Sweetie, I really think

you should shower before you go

because you smell like

a combination of sh*t and puke.

Okay, bye!

Tequila with a splash of water.

Thanks.

Holy sh*t.

Ally Brenner in the f*cking flesh.

Hey.

f*ck, it's been forever.

Man, I tell everyone about

the time that we made out

at that boy-girl party in eighth grade.

Wait, are you...

Are you here alone?

Dare I say on an island by yourself?

I see what you're doing.

"I'm sorry, Chef,

you have been 'desserted.'"

There it is.

f*ck, I wish my wife was here.

Ooh, I got to get a picture.

- She's gonna freak.

- Oh.

- You guys big fans of the show?

- Oh, f*ck yeah.

I mean, with the kids and sh*t,

we just need something mindless

we can throw on in the background.

It's perfect.

Oh, man, you look a little ragged.

Let's take another one.

Foods you can f*ck?

f*ck.

I'm a sailor on this dark

and dreadful sea...

Hey, Roger. Hey.

Can I get my usual to go? Thanks, man.

I've been fishing

for a cup of sympathy

But I keep getting waves

that just won't let me be

And I'm gonna be late...

Ally?

Sean. Oh, my God.

Yeah, were you just hiding

under the table?

Was I hi... No. No.

I was just... I was looking for my, uh...

peanut. Got it.

Uh...

Wow, this is crazy.

What are you doing here?

Yeah, I was, uh, just about

to ask you the same thing.

You know, I'm just visiting my old haunts

on the off chance I might run into an ex

from ten years ago.

Oh, yeah?

How many have you run into so far?

No, I actually just finished

another season of my show,

so thought I'd just take a few days,

see my mom, unwind.

For sure.

And congrats, by the way.

You, uh, you really did it.

Thanks.

Reality TV.

I, uh, I never would've guessed it.

Well, what I'm doing now is

basically still doc filmmaking,

except people actually watch it.

But what about you?

What are you doing these days?

I'll, uh, I'll give you one guess.

Oh, sh*t. Did you...

End up going to work for my dad, yeah.

Campbell Family Contractors.

Have you noticed the new dcor in here?

- Oh, wait, you did this?

- Yeah.

I was wondering where the bloodstain went

from when Eric DaCosta cut his finger off.

That stain was the first thing to go.

How were the icicles not the first thing?

You have no idea how hard

I begged them to get rid of those things.

But, you know, it's always Christmas

in Leavenworth.

Well, it was good to see you.

Yeah. Yeah.

You know what?

I was just gonna grab a quick bite to go,

but, you know, you want some company?

Maybe you wouldn't mind

going halfsies with me on that peanut?

Ooh.

I was kind of saving it for later.

Really?

You're not f*cking touching this peanut.

- Wow. It's stunning.

- Yeah.

You know, the design's been

in my head for a long time.

I just can't believe it's done.

I'm really proud of it.

Your parents look great.

Oh, your brother's all grown up.

Look at this.

His wife and two kids.

Little Jeremy's a dad?

I know. I know. I know.

We're getting old.

Okay, so you're working with your dad,

and you built your dream house

on the family lot.

You're really doubling down

on staying home.

Oh, you know, my dad is getting older.

- He kind of counts on me to run the business.

- Mm. Mm-hmm.

Oh, come on.

When's the last time

you actually came home?

I come home.

For Christmas.

Sometimes.

Wow. I guess it has been a couple years.

But my work is really demanding.

I'm the boss. Can't really take time off.

Sounds stressful.

No, I love it.

I mean, this was always the goal.

Besides, why would I come back?

There's really nothing here

for me anymore.

Um, my mom, but she makes it down to L.A.

at least once a year.

Wow, it's really hard to see you

up there on that high horse.

No, no, no, no, no. Leavenworth is great.

It's just not really conducive to what...

You know what I mean.

I see what you're getting at,

Miss Hollywood.

- That is not what I'm saying.

- No. No, no, no.

I like it. I like it.

I take it as a challenge.

- Oh, yeah?

- Mm-hmm.

You know what? Come on, let's go.

- Where are we going?

- Down memory f*cking lane! Come on!

Come on. Choo-choo!

- I guess this is a big "f*ck you" to my Paleo diet.

- Mm.

If you're gonna do it,

you need more cheese.

More. More.

Oh, my God.

And if I wait a little longer...

So?

Wow.

Get some more.

Uh-oh. Fed the gremlin after midnight.

There she is.

- Come on, give me some of that.

- Mm-mm.

- Come on, come...

- We need another one!

Oh, my God, so close.

It's so close.

No, wait, no, wait, no, wait!

I could be your man...

Chug! Chug! Chug!

No, no, no, the cheese, the cheese!

Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug.

- Pie hole!

- What?

Pie hole. Foods you can f*ck!

What?

Are you... What are you doing?

- Pie hole season!

- What?

Do you want a man?

Go, go, go, go, go!

The icicle thief lives!

Oh, God, too much cheese.

Do you want a man?

I could be your man...

Do you want a man? Do you want a man?

I could be your man...

- Oh.

- Oh, hold on.

- Oh, oh, oh, oh.

- Oh, sh*t!

Do you want a man? Do you want a man?

I could be your ma-a-a-a-a-a-an

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay

Oh!

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

A lot of the time,

if a subject says something emotional,

I'll just sit there for like ten seconds,

and you'll see them kind of squirm.

And then they just start talking,

trying to fill the space,

and that's when you get the best stuff.

Their true self comes out.

Wow.

Yeah. It's kind of intense.

But I live for it.

So...

you kind of manipulate people.

What? No.

No. Most people are desperate

to tell you how they feel.

They're just, you know...

They need permission to do so.

So do I have permission

to tell you something?

Of course.

You know, if I'm...

being honest,

I kind of resented your entire industry

for a long time for taking you from me.

I'm really sorry about how things ended.

You know, I just had to give L.A.

a real sh*t.

Yeah, I know. I know. It's just...

You know, I'd be lying

if I said I don't still think about

what would've happened

if you hadn't left all those years ago.

I've been kind of wondering

the same thing recently.

Like if maybe I made the wrong decision.

You really mean that?

They canceled the show.

Oh, no. Al, sh*t. Oh, I'm so sorry.

It's like you build your whole life

around this one thing, and then...

What if it was the wrong thing?

"Hashtag reindeer in headlights."

What a fun, surreal night.

It was really great to see you.

Yeah.

Yeah, you, too.

I don't want to be too forward, but, um...

are you offering tours

of that beautiful new home of yours?

Oh, uh...

I mean, we could go into my mom's place.

I'm not sure if you're aware,

but it's pretty much turned into

the town brothel.

I should never have taught you

that silence trick.

No.

No, I, um...

You know, maybe it's best

if we just call it a night.

You know, because you're only in town

for a few days, and I-I just...

- Totally.

- ...wouldn't want to get too...

Totally, totally.

Um, good night. Good-Good-bye.

Oh, wow, wow, wow.

That was brutal.

I'm gonna text him.

Okay. Okay.

Hey. Sorry if I made it weird.

I had such a fun night with you,

and I just hope I didn't ruin it by

trying to force you to come inside

and have sex with me.

Ha ha.

"Is it too late to come back?"

Holy sh*t!

Mm.

The brothel is open 24/7.

I don't know.

Okay.

I see what you did there, Mr. Campbell.

Okay, let's see.

Oh, he's texting, he's texting.

Huh.

Oh! White d*ck.

That was not Sean's penis.

I guess he changed his number.

It's so nice to have her home.

Hi.

Ooh, oh!

Well, good afternoon, sleepyhead.

I thought you were gonna sleep

the whole day away.

- I made you cheesy eggs, your favorite.

- Mm.

Mine, too.

Oh, Mom, I don't think

I can have cheese right now.

Or for a very long time.

Oh, are you on another one

of your L.A. diets or something?

Uh, sure.

You know, I don't know how you do it,

being around all those yummy-looking

desserts every day at work.

But how's the show going, by the way?

It's... it's good.

Uh, listen, Mom,

can I borrow your car for a bit?

Oh, sure.

But I-I thought we were gonna

hang out today, maybe take a walk

- or see a movie or something.

- Oh, yeah.

- I'll save room for Red Vines.

- Oh.

He likes to bite off the top

and the bottom and make a straw.

Goofy.

Well, I was actually gonna go

see Sean for a little bit.

I ran into him yesterday, and...

Oh, well, how nice.

Please give him my best.

You know, he-he totally transformed

my art studio.

- I will.

- Aw.

And maybe we can have a nightcap later.

- I'd love that.

- Okay.

- Oh, and, honey?

- Yeah?

You look so pretty.

Thanks, Mom.

Okay.

You f*cking got this.

Wow.

Hey.

Hi.

I tried to text you,

but I guess you changed your number

sometime in the last decade.

So here I am.

Um, I just wanted to apologize

for how things ended last night.

Or this morning or whatever.

No, Ally, don't-don't,

uh, don't worry about it.

No, no. I know I made it awkward.

And I hate that.

Because the night was so perfect.

I haven't felt that free in

I don't know even know how long.

You just bring out that side of me,

you know?

And I was just kind of thinking about

what you said about

how I'm only here

for a couple days, and...

...you know, what if it was

more than a couple days?

Sean, honey?

- Mom, hey.

- I...

- Ally?

- Jojo!

Oh, my goodness!

I didn't know you were coming.

- You didn't tell me Ally was coming!

- I didn't know.

Oh, no, no, no, sorry.

I didn't realize

you guys were having a thing tonight.

- I will come back another time.

- Don't be silly.

- Come in!

- Oh. No. Mom.

I haven't seen you

in about a million years.

Mom, she was just le...

Mi amor.

Look who I found.

- Got to get to work.

- Ally, sweetheart.

How special that you're here.

Hi, Barry.

So, uh, how's the City of Angels

treating you?

You still making that program

where everybody fornicates?

Makes me blush just thinking about it.

You know, it's actually a baking show.

Oh. There's a food component to the show?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Uh, somebody call Brendan Fraser

'cause we got a blast from the past.

- Cool reference.

- Check it out.

- This is Brad, middle name Pitt.

- Oh, my God.

- He's our little heartbreaker.

- Hi.

Hi.

And this is Jennifer Aniston.

Kidding.

Classic Jeremy.

Wouldn't that be wild?

You get it. You're in the biz.

Oh, have you met Cassidy?

Oh, I don't think so. I'm Ally.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

Sorry, they need me in the kitchen.

- Hey, Dad, look.

- I-I'm looking. I'm looking.

You look out for that mean snowman.

Zoink.

And doink.

What?

This is my note.

That was so good.

That was so good.

- Oh, dissonance.

- That was so good.

Before you say anything, just know this.

I don't know what I'm doing here either.

That tracks.

But I'm happy to see that you and Sean

are still fully codependent.

Yeah.

Where's your actual better half?

- Uh...

- Is Talia here?

Ooh. About that...

- Uh-oh.

- Mm...

- Ah, yeah, thanks for bringing it up.

- Oh, no.

- No, but it's fine. No, I'm fine.

- Oh, God, Benny.

I'm good, she's actually good,

and it's for the best.

Okay, everyone!

Is it Jojo time?

Dinner is ready.

It's buffet style, so grab a plate

and make your way out back.

- It's Jojo time.

- It's Jojo time.

- Yes.

- You don't know that.

- I do know that.

- You don't.

I do know that. Pretty sure. Pretty sure.

- Hey, hey!

- Hello again.

How's it going?

Uh-oh, here we go.

- Uh-oh.

- Jojo time!

Ah, like I wasn't gonna say anything.

No, but seriously, what a wonderful thing

for us all to be here,

family, friends, some of whom

we haven't seen in a very long time.

And I just feel grateful.

So thank you to the bride and groom

for giving us a reason to celebrate.

Everyone, raise your glass

to Sean and Cassidy.

Cheers!

Sean and Cassidy!

- Yeah!

- Cheers.

Bring it in, bring it in.

- Yes. Yes.

- Very good.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

No woman...

Jo, I really should get going.

You've been saying that

since you got here.

What's the rush?

I got to be honest.

I was a little surprised

to see you tonight,

knowing what a rough time

Sean had after you guys...

- Right.

- But I am so happy

to see you found your way

back to each other.

Midnight driving through the Bay...

It's just... I told my mom

we would have a nightcap, so...

I understand.

- I just wish I could keep you all to myself.

- Aw.

I'm proud of you.

Our little filmmaker

is taking over Hollywood.

Oh. Wait.

You got to sh**t the wedding.

- What?

- Sean and Cass.

They-they wanted to keep

everything intimate, you know,

just friends and family, so they put

Jeremy in charge of videographer duties.

But now that we have

a true professional...

- Oh, I don't think so.

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, you don't understand.

Jeremy has been talking up his plan

to make this video a sh*t-for-sh*t remake

of Wedding Crashers.

He wants me to do the motorboating scene.

Oh, Jojo, I... I wasn't exactly invited.

I-I just happened to be in town.

Well, what a happy accident for all of us.

We're all meeting at the river

tomorrow at noon.

- I just... I don't...

- Ally.

You're family.

It would be weird if you weren't there.

Okay.

- Good night.

- Good night.

Ally. Hey. Hey.

- Wait up.

- Don't worry, I'm not gonna come to this thing tomorrow.

I just didn't know

what to say to your mom.

And I'm really sorry.

I feel pretty silly.

No, hey, look, I'm-I'm sorry, okay?

I should've...

I should've told you.

Yeah, it is a little weird

that you left that out.

I know, and I...

There's no excuse. I, uh...

I'm-I'm sorry.

Well, congrats.

What the f*ck?

Want to grab a drink?

Who is she?

And how old is she? She's, like, a fetus.

Like, how did they even meet?

Bumble.

Bumble?

The one where the girl reaches out first?

Of course.

But, like, when?

I don't know. It happened pretty quick.

They-They've been together

like six months.

Six months? This chick is thirsty.

Okay, don't say "thirsty."

She's actually pretty cool.

Yeah.

Sure, if you like

that whole hippie love child,

"I don't wear a bra or give a f*ck

what you think about it" kind of thing.

Oh, whatever. I'm not like that anymore.

God, it's just all so embarrassing.

I told him that my life's a f*cking mess,

and then I kissed him,

and then I show up at his house...

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You kissed him?

- Wh-When?

- Last night.

We had this whole crazy adventure.

We talked until the sun came up.

I thought it was, like, fate or something.

- Ugh.

- Oh, Jesus, I knew something was up.

What do you mean?

Okay, I was with Sean yesterday

when we saw that you were in town.

Matt Nolan posted this terrible picture

of you on Instagram.

Matt Nolan?

f*cking flannel guy.

Okay, wait... so then what?

Okay, so I'm with Sean,

we're in the middle of drinks,

and then he just, like, takes off

and says that he has to get

some rest or something.

So he specifically came to see me?

Uh...

See? There's still something there.

Okay, I don't disagree that it's

a little out of character for Sean, but...

I mean, he's getting married

in a few days.

But he's clearly having second thoughts.

Ally.

What?

It's too late.

Know what? f*ck Matt Nolan.

- Didn't you kiss him in eighth grade?

- Apparently.

Didn't I treat you right, now?

Didn't I?

Didn't I do the best I could?

Didn't I?

This is the song for my love Sean

I'm moving into our place,

I'm gonna kiss his face

Gonna cuddle him close

For the rest of our days

'Cause I still get flutters

in my heart

Except when he makes

those broccoli farts

Who me?

He's the one for me

This is the song for my love Sean.

She's the one for me,

she's the one for me

Oh, my God,

he's got the voice of an angel.

Shh. Hey, hey,

you're messing up my flow, okay? Shh.

She's the one for me

Ally is my Frisbee

Oh, no. Oh, I'm coming right at you now.

Oh, no.

Oh, baby. You okay?

It's not too late.

Just one second.

Um...

And doink.

Didn't think I'd be seeing you again.

Surprise.

So, like, what's happening right now?

Well, I was thinking about

everything you said last night,

and just about a lot of things...

Uh-huh?

...and I need to see this through.

Whatever it is.

You mean, like, with you and Sean?

Yeah.

You and the groom?

I mean, we can just call him Sean.

So, what are you doing?

You're gonna, like, crash the wedding?

Well, Jojo actually asked me

to film everything,

so technically

I'm part of the wedding now.

What do you actually think

is gonna happen?

- What's your plan here?

- I don't know.

I don't know.

But I'm sorry, I can't just walk away.

Well, you're walking away as we speak.

Just do it in the other direction.

Hey. You need some help with that?

What are you doing here?

I'm here for you.

Ally, I...

Hi.

You're still here.

- Hey, yeah.

- Hey.

Jojo asked me to take over

as videographer...

or basically forced me.

- Oh.

- You know how she is.

Um, so speaking of,

I should probably just do it right now.

- So...

- No, we...

No, please. Uh, okay.

Tell me, how you guys feeling

for your big weekend?

- Uh...

- Uh...

I feel like...

we're the new subjects

of your reality show.

Sorry.

I hope it's okay that I'm doing this.

This is your weekend, and I'm just trying

to help commemorate the moment.

For sure. The more the merrier.

Yeah.

We should fix these.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- Get them going.

- Let's-let's do it.

- Yeah.

- Totally.

- Yeah, absolutely.

Ally?

Oh, my God. Ev!

Oh, wow!

- Hi.

- I don't think I've seen you since we graduated.

Oh, my... oh, my God.

Everyone's having kids.

I'll see you out there.

So, we have an extra guest.

Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.

You know my mom.

You, uh... you sure it's okay?

I mean, you know I don't care.

I want you to have all your people here.

As long as that's what you want.

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

I mean, you know, if nothing else, we'll

get good footage from the weekend, right?

Yeah. Sure.

- Oh!

- Oh.

I meant it was dope,

like, in an artful way.

- Oh, sure.

- Oh, sure.

Right. Let's, uh, let's get going.

- I got this one. No, I got it.

- Okay.

You, uh... No, I got it. Let's go.

I have to know.

Are Jamie and Pria

gonna get back together?

You're gonna have to watch and find out.

I knew it!

It's all very sad, though.

Speaking of hot goss,

tell me about the bride.

- What do we think of her?

- Oh, she's great.

Very sweet girl.

Yeah, that seems to be the consensus.

Have you gotten to spend

a lot of time with her?

I hear this all happened pretty fast.

You're telling me.

But, yeah, we've seen her a decent amount.

- She really makes an effort with us.

- Mm.

I think she really likes

having a sense of family.

Oh?

Are her parents not in the picture or...?

Well, they're actually right in Seattle,

but apparently

Cassidy hasn't spoken to them in years.

Jo, it's none of our business.

Hey, just means more time

for us with the grandkids.

Oh, my God

- You know that I'll be back

- Here I am

- Return of the Mack

- Once again

Return of the Mack...

So, she's pretty close

with his family, huh?

Yeah, I guess so.

Wait, you didn't know

she was coming, dude?

- No.

- What?

Okay, talk to me.

How are we feeling about this?

Well, it's not ideal,

but it is what it is.

All right, well, say the word and I will

help you bury that tiny little body.

Incoming!

Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

- Pew! Pew, pew, pew! Pew, pew, pew, pew!

- Oh! Oh! Oh!

You sunk my battleship!

Get it? Get it?

Like that movie, Battleship!

This bitch.

f*ck you

f*ck you, f*ck-f*ck you

f*ck you, f*ck-f*ck you

f*ck you, f*ck-f*ck you

- f*ck you, f*ck-f*ck you

- Yep...

- This bitch.

- Hey.

- Have a good show.

- Thank you.

Rock out.

Yeah.

- f*ck-f*ck you

- No

f*ck you

I ain't no activist,

I'm the protagonist...

Hey. Um...

Your strongest IPA for him, and,

uh, you know what, I'll have the same.

- Ally.

- Sean.

What are you doing? What is, what is this?

You knew I was at the bar the other night.

That's why you came.

And I'm glad you did.

Hey, everyone.

Uh, I'm your bride/entertainment

for the night.

I couldn't think of a band

that I like more than us, so...

Uh, but really, I want to thank Joanne

and Barry not just for this weekend

but for being so cool.

I don't know, for, like, accepting me.

Um, anyways, this is actually

our last show together.

For a little while, at least.

Uh, whew.

Straight from Seattle, we are Dirty Blush.

This one's for you, baby.

One, two, three!

You're so punk rock

How'd you get so punk rock?

You're so really punk rock,

so f*cking punk rock

So really punk rock!

Every day is the best day of our lives

Every day is

the best day of our lives...

All right, clear the space!

- Clear the space!

- Hey.

- This is happening! This is happening!

- No.

Jeremy, no. Come on, man, no.

Why is he so good at that?

Get up. No more. No more.

He's going again! He's going again!

Hey, over there

Looking real cool

You got your clothes on tight

Looking real nice, making me feel fine

And I

Want you to know that I'm

Real punk rock

You're so punk rock...

Come on. Hey.

Camera over there, over there.

You're so punk rock

Yeah, you're all mine,

yeah, you're the one

Yeah, you're all mine, yeah,

you're the one for me.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Uh, turns out, you guys,

we have another musician in the house.

I only know her by reputation, but I can't

pass up the opportunity to hear it live.

Everybody, give it up for Ally,

our multitalented videographer.

N-No.

Y-You've been misinformed.

What, so it's not true you used to make up

little ditties about everybody at U-dub?

She was either making up ditties

or showing her titties!

Okay, you, shut up.

No, I really don't do that anymore.

I-I was enjoying the show.

You guys are great.

Play on! Whoo!

Ally.

Ally.

Ally. Ally.

Ally! Ally! Ally!

Ally! Ally!

Prepare to be underwhelmed.

Oh, you don't have to do that.

Oh, no, you're part of the wedding now.

I want to commemorate the moment.

Okay.

Um...

Geez, I'll probably just take that.

Uh, okay. I'm...

Boo.

Stop stalling!

Somebody thinks I'm stalling

But I actually might be falling for

All the love in this room

Benny's gonna die

if he doesn't save me soon

If only I had a good tune

'Cause

- Um...

- Doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo

I'm back in my hometown,

I'm up here with this band

But, oh, this ain't about me

This is about coronation

A wedding celebration

The groom is Sean and this is Cassidy

Jeremy is here doing the worm for you

He's still a kid to me,

but somehow he has two

- Not tonight!

- Jojo's laughing all the way through

Planned a beautiful event for the day, too

And it's a sweet to-do

As the two sides merge

Barry's eyes are dry,

but he's on the verge

And then Dirty Blush takes the stage

They play and they blow us all away

Sean and Cassidy

It's a wedding weekend

Which means we all drink for free

Ay! Baby, baby

Sean and Cassidy

Are they ready to say

"I do?"

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo,

doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo.

Thank you.

So cool.

Well, Mel was a little bit miffed

you didn't mention her in the freestyle.

- I was.

- Oh.

It's okay. I-It's hard

to rhyme with "Mel."

No, it's not.

"Sell," "bell," "tell..."

- Hey. Can I steal you for a second?

- Yeah, sure.

- You can think of something.

- Okay.

Get back to me.

- You did great up there.

- You guys were so awesome.

- Okay.

- God, no. So embarrassing.

Huh, really does take me back, though.

Yeah? Wait, when's the last time

you guys all saw each other?

Gosh, at least ten years now.

Ah, that's what I thought.

I didn't realize you and Sean

still kept in touch.

I mean, we don't really,

but you know how it is with old friends.

- Yeah.

- You just kind of pick up where you left off.

- Seems like it.

- Yeah.

You're not gonna pull some

Julia Roberts My Best Friend's Wedding

type sh*t, are you?

What? No.

But if my being here is making you

uncomfortable in any way...

No, no, of course not.

It wouldn't be very cool of me

to kick out one of Sean's oldest friends.

And then the words,

they come to you...

Hey, babe.

Uh, Ev and Michelle are about to take off.

You want to come say bye?

No, I'll see them tomorrow.

We're kind of in the middle of something.

And when they fight, they fight...

Okay. Cool.

Wait, actually,

can you grab us some drinks?

- Yeah, sure, okay.

- And sh*ts.

Wait, you'll do a sh*t with me, right?

- I love sh*ts. Let's do some sh*ts.

- Yeah, sh*ts.

- sh*ts.

- Thank you.

Yeah.

- Mmm.

- Mm-hmm.

So, what was that you were saying about

this being your last show?

Uh, well, the girls are in Seattle.

And I live here now.

That must be hard.

Yeah, I mean...

To 22 years old

There must be someone up above...

Wh-Why are you just staring at me?

What the f*ck is happening right now?

Sorry.

- It must be the sh*ts.

- Mm-hmm.

Um, but, like, how long have

you guys been playing together?

Uh, about five years.

I mean, don't get me wrong,

it was a blast.

We saw the world.

We opened for some really cool people.

But touring's not a easy way to live.

God, I just can't imagine going from that

to living in Leavenworth.

- That's got to be an adjustment.

- Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I mean, we're living on

the same plot of land as Sean's parents.

Yeah, how much convincing did that take?

I know that's why you guys broke up.

But I like it here.

I like being close to his family.

You got to come on up,

you got to hold on...

Speaking of, uh, I don't think I've had

a chance to meet anyone from your family.

I don't know

what I expected to happen,

but knowing that she was there

after all this time

the f*cking week

that I'm getting married, I just...

I don't know, I had to see her.

- I get that, but did you have to kiss her?

- Mm.

I am telling you, man,

she kissed me, okay?

- - And I know it sounds like a c...

- I know it sounds like a cop-out.

I f*cked up.

Now... look,

now they're over there together,

talking about who-knows-what.

All right.

So, uh, what are you gonna do about Ally?

So, bless my heart...

I don't know.

Holy sh... You're considering this?

No, I'm not considering this.

Okay, because that was a long pause.

You just misread the moment.

I was just concentrating on this sh*t.

Yeah, you got to get back up...

So your parents don't even know

you're getting married?

No. f*ck them.

They would make

this whole thing a nightmare.

They'd just be so happy to see

that I didn't end up with a woman.

Sorry, I didn't mean to sound judgy.

It's just...

knowing how Sean is about family?

Trust me, we have had it out

many times over this.

And I get it.

It's-it's triggering for him,

not knowing his birth parents.

But...

It's like no matter how much

I express my hatred for my parents,

he just keeps telling me how much

I'm gonna regret not having them here.

So what did you do?

I told him

it was their choice not to come.

- Hey, Cass.

- Hmm?

Uh, I think it's time for you

to take your man home.

- He's about to pick a fight with the pool table.

- Ah.

f*ck.

Baby, let's get out of here!

I want to go home

and take advantage of you.

It was nice talking to you.

You, too.

I guess I'll see you tomorrow?

Uh-huh.

Be the biggest star in sight...

Okay.

Mm-hmm. That was a good one.

That was a good one.

Okay, where is everyone meeting tomorrow

and what time?

You've lost your mind.

Did you see that look she just gave me?

Pulling that flirty sh*t with Sean

in front of my face?

She's challenging me.

Yeah, pretty crazy to show your fianc

that kind of affection.

Whose side are you on?

Oh, come on.

Don't put me in the middle of this.

This has been really fun having you here.

It's been a great surprise,

but sh*t gets real tomorrow.

Exactly, and they're counting on me

to be there to film it all.

Okay, whatever. You think I can't

get the info from anyone else here?

Yo, Jer!

Yo. What's up, A-dog?

You want to ping-pong

some rhymes back and forth?

Maybe. Just come here.

Coming.

What's up?

I lost my itinerary for the weekend.

Can you remind me

where we're all meeting up tomorrow?

Yeah, you just go to the wedding website.

It's p*rn.com.

I'm kidding.

Don't... don't tell Mel I said that.

She doesn't like that stuff.

This guy gets it. Boom!

Okay, one sec.

Pretty f*cking cute.

- What's cute?

- Nothing.

Listen, I need you to find

some people for me,

an older couple in Seattle,

probably in their 60s.

The parents of Cassidy Rivers.

Oh, f*ck me, they're getting married

at the Alderwood?

What's happening?

I'm gonna forward you an itinerary.

- I need you to get it to this couple ASAP.

- On it.

sh*t, what am I doing?

- You know what? Don't send that.

- Oh, guess what.

There might be some interest

in a new season of the show.

Wait, what? What are you talking about?

So, my friend started working

at this new streaming service,

and I told her that the show got canceled.

- Oh, great, tell the whole town.

- Sorry. I'm so sorry.

But she then... she mentioned it

to her boss, who got, like, really excited

and wants to hop on the phone

with you tomorrow

'cause they're, like,

desperate for content,

and maybe they could save the show.

Sorry if I overstepped my bounds.

No, no, no, no. It's good, it's good.

Uh, just let me think.

It looks like I'll have some time tomorrow

before the wedding rehearsal.

Let's set the call for 4:00 p.m.

Who's getting married?

- Sean's getting married?

- Jesus!

You know, I knew he was dating

that sweet little punk rock girl,

but I-I didn't realize

they were so serious.

- You know...

- Mom, do you need something?

No, I-I just heard you from the other room

and thought I'd check in.

I haven't seen you for more than

two minutes since you been home.

It was a pretty significant two minutes.

I know. I'm sorry.

I-I really do want to visit with you,

but first I have to leave town for this,

just for a couple days.

Okay.

O-Okay, okay, yeah.

Um, have a fun time,

and I'll see you when you get back.

Definitely. I'm all yours when I'm back.

Is, uh... everything all right?

Yeah. Why?

I just... you know, if you ever

want to talk, I'm... I'm here.

I know.

Well...

- Actually, Mom?

- Hmm?

Do you have any dresses I could borrow?

Oh, well... there's a bunch

of your old stuff in your closet.

Oh, perfect.

Thanks.

Hey.

Hey. Nice to see you again.

Yeah, you, too.

Should be a fun weekend.

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

Peace and love.

Is it too booby?

No. It's a sensible outfit

for a wedding videographer.

Hey, I am full service, my friend.

I'm the life of the party.

You know, everyone seems psyched

to have me here but you.

I don't know. I just...

I feel like I'm the one who started

this whole thing that you're doing,

and I see how it affects Sean.

I-I just feel a little bad about it.

Benny, has he asked me to leave?

Hey, Ally, nice dress.

Hey.

- It's too booby.

- It's a little booby.

- But in a good way.

- Yeah.

First time I saw you,

you were sitting in my kitchen

After I talked to you,

my love life was itchin'

There's something about you

There's something good about you

I think I love you, baby...

All right, everyone, listen up!

Oh, it's Jojo time.

Gentlemen, you'll change

and head straight to golf.

And, ladies, the first spa appointments

are in half an hour.

Ooh!

Let's have a fun weekend!

Yeah! Whoo!

- sh*t.

- Have fun with the ladies.

sh**t, Jojo, I don't have an appointment.

Maybe I should just

join the guys for the day.

Ally, I spent a fortune on this place.

They're gonna give us

whatever we damn well please.

Come on.

They have a great steam room.

It would just break my heart

if that was really our last show.

Yeah.

I mean, is this really what you want?

Hey.

Hey, it's the imposter.

- You guys were so great last night.

- Thanks.

- Um...

- Jules? Cyrina?

- You good?

- Yeah.

- Okay. Just think about what we were saying.

- Mm-hmm.

Sorry if I was interrupting something.

Was it about the band?

They think you're choosing Sean

over your work?

I know you probably don't care

about my opinion,

but I've literally been

in your exact position.

With the same guy.

And?

I wanted to make docs,

and the opportunities were in L.A.

It's like Sean had this whole idea

of what he wanted his life to look like.

It was all planned out,

but then there was no room for my plans.

You have no regrets?

I'm happier than ever.

I saw how emotional you were

at the start of the show last night.

You can't ignore those feelings.

I can't go lay down

for an hour right now.

You smoke weed?

Hmm?

Mm-hmm.

So this is when we were

touring with Sleater-Kinney, right?

So, the curtains open up, and

it's the three of us onstage fully nude,

doing our best Robin Wright

Forrest Gump impersonation.

- No.

- Yeah, and Cyrina... hold on.

Cyrina was going through

her hipster phase at the time,

where all she was playing

was the triangle.

So there was not much to hide behind.

Oh, man.

Oh!

I used to do stuff like that all the time.

Weren't you, like, a nudist?

I was. Yes.

That's cool.

Yeah, yeah.

I used to, you know, really go all out

for the things I believed in.

I didn't give a sh*t.

I just did what I wanted.

And that's exactly what I'm talking about.

You can't give that up.

I mean, I wish I didn't have to.

But...

I love Sean, and like you said,

he has this idea

of what his life should be.

We, um...

actually thought that I was pregnant.

It's kind of why we got engaged

in the first place.

It was super impulsive.

And then we found out

that I wasn't, and...

we never talked about it again.

Like... if we still wanted

to get married or...

wait or...

I don't know.

I don't know.

- f*ck.

- That counts.

You want to talk about it?

It's just... not how I thought

I would feel the day before my wedding.

I don't get it, man.

You're crazy about Cassidy.

I mean, a couple months ago, you thought

you were gonna have a kid with her.

And I'd never seen you so excited.

I was. I mean, I am.

It just...

...feels like she's been pulling away.

Okay, what do you mean?

Like...

I don't know,

when we thought she was pregnant,

we decided she would stop touring.

You know, essentially quit the band

and stay home and be a mom,

but now I-I don't know.

It's like she got a glimpse

of what that life would be,

and she's having second thoughts

or something.

So she's saying she'd rather be

on the road than, like, try again?

No, she hasn't actually said that.

It's just...

It all feels too familiar. You know?

I'm just scared she'll take off

like everyone else.

Cassidy isn't Ally.

I think you just need to talk to her.

Look, he's not wrong.

Being in a relationship

while on the road is f*cking hard.

People get jealous.

The last two girls I dated

broke up with me because of it.

I get it.

But you can't just fully close off

one whole side of yourself.

That's no way to live.

I mean, you chose a path,

and you're doing great, right?

Sorry, I just unloaded a lot.

You're really good at your job.

I have an idea.

Just like Bagger Vance.

Yeah! Titties!

- Yeah!

- Dude, come on. Hey.

Hey, do not be a little perv.

Keep your eyes on the iPad. Eyes on the...

- That's it.

- vag*na!

Bradley Pitt Campbell,

do not chase the naked ladies!

I'm in trouble.

Hey.

Wait, what are you doing here?

Uh, I just wanted to spend some time with

you before everything got going tonight.

Yeah?

You didn't want to finish your game?

Wait, didn't I see you at the ninth hole?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, what was going on

with you and Ally out there?

What did it look like?

No, no, it just seems like

you two are, you know, really bonding.

She's actually really cool.

I... I'm kind of glad she's here.

Cool.

- What, are you jealous?

- No.

Well, don't worry.

I much prefer being naked with you.

You okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, I just, uh... I wanted to talk

to you, you know, just check in.

Okay, what do you want to talk about?

I don't know.

Um... how are you feeling?

Kinda horny.

I'm serious.

I feel great. I feel great.

Why? How are you feeling?

Yeah. Good. I feel great. Yeah.

Great. Then where were we?

You know what? I'm sorry.

I just... I feel a little gross,

and I want to take a quick shower.

- Okay.

- Cool?

- Yeah.

- All right.

I will, uh... I'll be right back.

Okay.

Good, good, good.

Clap it, pap it... pop it, pop it.

All right, you win, again.

I got to go. I got to go.

Okay, this is all happening because

they thought they were pregnant?

Why didn't you tell me?

'Cause I'm not a shitty friend.

- So, what, she told you?

- Yeah.

Wow. Lot more going on between you two

than just naked frolicking.

I was stoned, okay?

And somehow

we started bonding over nudity.

I... It all weirdly felt like

a natural progression.

Mm-hmm.

And I heard you're setting up some kind of

interview station after dinner now?

I thought it would be nice

to cut to talking heads during the video.

I don't know.

I told you she was cool.

Okay, you're right. She's great.

She actually reminds me

a lot of me at that age.

But I don't know.

It's like Sean is trying to get back

this thing that we had

but with someone else, and...

it just feels like

maybe they did rush into all this.

Ally, just don't hurt him again.

Okay, everyone,

let's do the damn thing!

It's Jojo time.

We'll start with the kids, okay?

Walk towards me.

Wonderful.

Well, it ain't no use

to sit and wonder why, babe...

Okay, keep it coming.

Hey!

- Okay.

- Jeremy, sweetheart.

It'll never do somehow

- Jeremy.

- Okay.

Okay.

At the break of dawn...

And then the beautiful bride.

And I'll be gone

You're the reason I'm a-traveling on

But don't think twice, it's all right.

sh*t.

Hi. Um, so

they've been waiting for a while, but...

- Hey, yeah, just patch me in.

- Yeah, okay.

All right, and then, uh,

this handsome young man

is gonna have a little talk from me,

and, uh... Oh.

And then, uh, Cassidy,

I'm gonna say some words to you,

and then I'll open the floor

to both of you.

All right.

- We should all be on now.

- You know what?

I'm actually not in a good service area.

Kayla, can you take the lead on this?

Wait, what?

All right, all right, settle down.

I know you're all excited

to hear from the Jer-meister,

but quiet down, quiet down.

That's my girl.

As Michael Scott

from The Office might say,

Marriage!

Marriage is what brings us together today.

Ugh. Sorry.

- Uh...

- You got this, baby!

I... I'm just so happy

that you get to experience

what it's like to build your own family.

Yeah, so as I was saying,

marriage!

Now I'm teaching you how to rap

These sick-ass chinos

are from The Gap.

You just keep rhyming.

Just any word that rhymes.

- Yeah.

- I'm so glad to be with you

I feel that urge coming on...

Hey, are you gonna do those interviews

for the wedding video?

Uh, yeah, I was gonna

get those going in a little bit.

No, no, no, no,

I'm in an active blackout right now,

and this is when I'm at my most honest,

so let's go, let's go. Come on.

Hey, everyone,

don't forget to do your interview!

That was great, you guys.

Jo, you're kind of stealing

some of my thunder here.

Save it for tomorrow.

I'm just really happy.

- Good night, Ally.

- Night, Jo.

Oh, geez.

You, uh...

you got one more in you?

Of course.

You know,

I'm, uh, I'm used to it from my dad,

but I haven't seen my mom

that emotional in a long time.

You know, they can't stop

talking about you.

Actually, everyone's raving about you.

Especially little Brad.

Aw. Am I his first boobs and bush?

Okay, so, uh, how do we... do this?

Okay, well...

tell me a little about

the bride and groom.

I'm serious.

What made you fall in love with her?

You don't like her.

- I like her.

- Really?

Yeah.

She, um...

she kind of reminds me

of somebody I used to know.

Yeah, me, too.

So, tell me...

what made you fall in love with her?

She's...

...spontaneous.

She's artistic.

She makes me laugh.

She looks beautiful tonight.

Ally, I...

Excuse me.

Is this the Rivers-Campbell dinner?

Uh, yeah.

I mean, dinner is over, though.

I'm-I'm Sean Campbell, the groom.

- Can I help you?

- I think you can.

We're Cassidy's parents.

I'm Mike. This is my wife Teresa.

Oh, my... oh, my God.

I, um... I'm-I'm so excited

to meet you guys.

- I didn't think you could make it.

- Well, it was pretty short notice.

Well, you're a man.

That's a step in the right direction.

What?

Uh, it's just that, you know,

some lesbians have butch names like Sean,

so we didn't know.

Is my daughter here?

Yeah.

Uh, yeah, let me grab her for you.

So you guys just got the invite or...?

Just yesterday. Yeah.

An email from someone we don't even know.

Thought it was spam.

What a way to discover

your daughter's getting married.

Okay, so you're just not gonna tell me?

You did this?

- What? No, I thought you...

- God, Jesus Christ.

- How many times have we had this conversation?

- No...

- Here we go.

- Cassidy, control yourself.

No, you do not get to tell me anything.

We didn't come all this way

to get berated.

I didn't want you to come here at all.

Look, I told you

nothing would be different.

Just so you know,

your mother had to drag me here.

And wow.

The two of you are just

the picture of marital bliss.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Everything is about you and what you want.

I...

I can't do this for the rest of my life.

Higher!

- Mm-hmm.

- Uh-oh.

- I should go.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Just a second.

- What did you do?

- Something bad.

Jesus, Ally, this has gone way too far.

I know. I'm done.

I'm stopping now.

At the hotel

Feeling motel

- Treating me like

- What's your hurry baby?

I'm for sale...

Yes?

Um, oh, my God.

I mean, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Jesus, Kayla, breathe. What's going on?

They're in! They want to do the show!

- What?

- I know! I don't know.

Like, I guess they kind of liked

my pitch or something, and so...

I just... I blacked out.

Honestly, I don't really remember.

But they want to hop into creative

top of next week, and it's happening.

Wow.

It's amazing.

Are you freaking out?

I'm kind of freaking out.

Totally freaking out.

Um...

Really great work, Kayla.

- Kayla?

- I don't know.

Like, you're my best friend.

Okay, I'm-I'm gonna hang up now.

Yeah, I have to go, too.

Getting motel

- Treating me like

- Treating me like...

Hey.

Hey.

How'd it go with Cassidy?

Well, she, uh, locked me out of our room.

Which led to

a nice little fight through the door.

She said we're done. It's over.

Oh, man.

Can I come in?

I just...

I just need someone to talk to.

It's just f*cking crazy.

She told me that she had invited

her parents and that they couldn't come.

Like, we talked about it many times.

Why would she lie about it

in the first place?

And now she's turning it on me

and using it as some excuse

to, like, run or something.

I'm sorry, Sean.

I really messed things up.

Ah, it's not your fault.

Uh...

Truth is I feel like

I should be thanking you.

For what?

For just, like...

...being here.

And helping me see that maybe...

...I rushed into all of this.

Hey.

It's all right.

f*ck.

We could have avoided

wasting a big chunk of our lives.

I wouldn't say I wasted those years.

No, I-I know. That's not what I...

It's more like what you said

the other day about how,

you know, you just chose the wrong thing.

Okay, but I wouldn't say

my time in L.A. was meaningless.

I did have my own show for three years.

Right, yeah, exactly.

It's just...

It's over now, so...

Actually, it-it might not be.

What does that mean?

They picked up the show

for another season.

Of course.

What?

This is classic you.

That's not true.

I just, I...

So...

...why are you still here?

I don't know.

I don't think I'm ever gonna be

who you need me to be.

Oh, come on, I never asked you

to be anything but yourself.

Yes, you did.

And now you're doing

the same thing to her.

You want her to change

her whole life for you.

No, don't-don't do that.

Okay? You don't even know her.

I know that she's scared

to tell you the truth.

She's-she's terrified

you won't take her for who she really is.

That's not... You have no idea

what we've been going through.

Okay? And just 'cause

you didn't want this life doesn't...

She doesn't want to give up the band!

You can't make her do that

because that's what's best for you!

So, what?

You just came here

to blow up my f*cking life?

- Again?

- No.

Is that what this is?

Is that why you came?

- You came to see me at the bar, okay?

- Oh, my God.

You know, I cannot believe

that I let you in my head.

You know what? Go back to your sad,

pathetic little game show

where you manipulate people into saying

and doing exactly what you want from them.

Yeah.

Because that's your whole life.

None of it's real.

But it's real f*cking people

you're hurting.

I don't want to f*cking talk to you!

Uh, it's me, Ally.

I have something I need to say to you.

It's kind of important.

What?

Say it.

Is it, uh... is it okay if I come in?

God, this is so f*cked-up!

- I know.

- No! No, you don't.

This.

You in my bridal suite

the night before my wedding.

I know that you still love him.

I know that's why

you came here this weekend.

Okay, you're-you're not wrong.

That was why I came here, but h... he...

Look, my work life is sh*t.

It's not the amazing picture

I painted earlier.

Somewhere along the way, I got pretty lost

and hung my entire self-worth

on a show called Dessert Island.

It's so stupid.

So when I came home and saw Sean,

I-I thought he might be the answer.

But... then meeting you,

seeing how f*cking cool you are,

how well you know yourself,

how passionate you are about your music,

it just... it breaks my heart

that you would give that up.

You reminded me

how important that spark is.

I wish I still had that kind of passion.

And... and you can't just let it die.

Not for some guy.

Not for anything.

You are incredible.

And you deserve somebody who sees that,

who really sees that,

and who loves you for all of you.

Babe?

Babe, I can hear you. Can you...

Can you just please let me in?

You know what? You're right.

I don't deserve anything

from you right now.

Babe, I'm so sorry.

You know, for a lot of things.

I know I haven't...

I haven't been myself lately.

Especially these last few days,

and, you know, I can only...

...imagine how that's made you feel

about this whole thing and about me.

It's made me feel like

you're a f*cking assh*le.

Yeah, that's true.

But, you know, Cass, I-I don't,

I don't want to be that person anymore.

I don't want to hold you back.

And I don't want to make you think

you can't tell me how you're feeling.

The band.

I don't want to stop playing music.

And I'm gonna keep touring.

Yeah, I-I think you should.

Really?

It's hard to believe that

you're all of a sudden so cool with it.

Look, I know.

I know, and...

you know, all that was just...

stuff from my past.

You know, abandonment sh*t

with my birth parents and...

...old relationships.

I know I-I took it all out on you,

and I know that's not fair.

I don't know, I guess I thought

that you would leave me, too.

That the band would become

more important than us.

But, Cass, I...

your music is who you are,

and it is a huge part of

why I fell in love with you,

and I don't ever want you to change that.

Like, I'm the one who needs changing.

Look, I am finally seeing clearly,

and I don't want to lose you, Cass.

But wait, why would you invite my parents

here after everything that I told you?

No, babe, babe,

I swear I had nothing to do with that.

I'm sorry.

sh*t.

- I love you so much.

- Oh.

And I am...

I'm starting to like you a lot, too.

I'm gonna be better for you.

Yeah, you are.

But you got to go.

I got to get ready to be your wife.

I'm getting married today!

Hello! I'm getting married!

Um...

Congratulations.

That was a really f*cked-up thing you did.

I know.

I'm-I'm so sorry.

You almost ruined everything.

I'm sorry.

I'll go.

Should I wait like 30 seconds?

He just left.

I'll be sneaky.

Hey.

I kind of hate you right now,

but thanks.

I'm getting married today.

And you can send the flowers up now, yeah?

Awesome. Thank you.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Um...

- I'm sorry.

- Me, too.

Bye, Sean.

Bye, Ally.

When your love has moved away

You must face yourself

and you must say

I remember better days

Don't you cry 'cause she is gone

She is only moving on

Chasing mirrors through a haze...

Oh, God, come on!

Oh! Honey, you surprised us.

Sweetie, don't-don't go far.

We're almost done.

Okay. Go. Go, go, go.

Oh.

Mom, come in.

Hi.

I, uh, I just wanted to make sure

you were decent.

We're way past that.

Well, um, how was Sean's wedding?

It's happening as we speak.

Oh.

Sweetie, Sean was never the guy for you.

I know. I know that now.

Oh.

Honey, honey.

Oh, honey, it'll be okay.

You'll be okay.

No, it's not him.

It's just...

I don't know what to do anymore.

I spent so long

giving everything to this one thing,

and you know, I made my choices

and this is who I am now.

It's just...

maybe I don't like who I am.

Honey, um, do you...

do you remember when

you insisted on shaving your head

right before

your college admission interviews?

And I-I begged you not to,

but you-you wouldn't back down.

You said, "This is in solidarity

with Britney Spears.

"This is for women everywhere.

They can't touch our hair..."

If we don't have any.

Yeah, and I got into

every school I applied to.

Exactly.

You followed your heart,

not caring what the outcome would be,

and everyone recognized that

it was coming from a... from a pure place.

It was refreshing

and different and, uh...

But it was you.

You just need to let go

and get back to you.

Who you really are.

It's-it's... it's not too late.

Oh.

Oh.

Well, you see, this is why

I haven't been home in so long.

I can't hide anything from you.

I'm sorry if I haven't been

a very good daughter lately.

Oh, honey, I love you no matter what.

Do you want to take a walk

or go see a movie or something?

Yeah, I'd love that.

And maybe Sheldon wants to come.

Well, he already came twice today.

Jesus, Mom!

Hi. I'm so glad you called.

I'm really sorry

I got so emotional the other night.

Just hearing you compliment me,

- I felt very honored.

- It's fine.

Listen, Kayla, how would you feel about

taking over the show next season?

Wait, what? Wait. What?

I want you to showrun.

You're ready. You've earned it.

I'm gonna take that as a yes.

It comes

A visible horizon

Right where it starts, it ends...

- I'm married, b*tches!

- Yeah!

It comes...

On, where it starts, it ends

Love like a sunset.

Gonna have some fun

Go with the flow

What will happen? Nobody knows

But you're feeling good

'cause you took a long piss

And now you f*cking got this

Hey, she's, uh, feeling a little nervous

now that the cameras are set up.

I have an idea.

We're all drawn to naturism

for different reasons.

I mean, some people like the freedom.

Others are here for

the aspect of community,

and some of us just like the acceptance.

What do you mean by that?

Well...

for most of my life,

I was never comfortable in my own body.

You know? I didn't want to see anyone.

I certainly didn't want anyone to see me.

And I don't just mean physically.

I was... pretending all the time.

I just didn't know how to be.

I totally get it.

It took a long time for me to learn

how to just be me.

Seems like you figured it out, though.

Yeah.

I found my place.

There's no pretense here.

Nobody cares if you're fat

or you're skinny or you're short

or you have a small penis.

We're all just accepted for who we are.

And... this is me!

- You're amazing.

- Eh.

Really inspiring.

Aw. Come here.

Thank you again so much.

This was really lovely.

Roxy, have a great weekend.

I'll see you Monday.

Hey. Ally.

- Hey.

- Hey.

That was a fun one.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Thanks for the solidarity.

- Yeah, anytime.

And again, great work as always.

Thanks.

Hey, wait, um...

what are you doing right now?

Do you want to grab a drink or something?

Is this because you just saw

my boobs and bush?

No, no. That's not...

- I'm sorry, that's...

- No, I'm-I'm just kidding.

Um, I'm actually heading home

for the weekend to see my mom.

- Oh, that's nice. Yeah.

- But...

...maybe next weekend?

Yeah. That sounds great.

Great.

I'm gonna puke next weekend!

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo,

doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo...

I'm packed and I'm holding

I'm smiling, she living,

she golden, she lives for me

Says she lives for me,

ovation, her own motivation

She comes round

and she goes down on me

And I make her smile

like a drug for you

Do ever what you want to do,

coming over you

Keep on smiling, what we go through

One stop to the rhythm

that divides you

And I speak to you

like the chorus to the verse

Chop another line

like a coda with a curse

Come on like a freak show,

takes the stage

We give them the games we play,

she say

I want something else

To get me through this

Semi-charmed kind of life, baby, baby

I want something else

I'm not listening when you say

Goodbye

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo,

doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo

The sky was gold, it was rose

I was taking sips up into my nose

And I wish I could get back there,

someplace back there

Smiling in the pictures you would take

Doing crystal meth will lift you up

until you break

It won't stop, I won't come down,

I keep stock

With a ticktock rhythm,

a bump for the drop

And then I bumped up,

I took the hit that I was given

Then I bumped again,

then I bumped again, I said

How do I get back there to the place

where I fell asleep inside you?

How do I get myself back

to the place where you said

I want something else

To get me through this

Semi-charmed kind of life, baby, baby

I want something else

I'm not listening when you say

Goodbye

I believe in the sand beneath my toes

The beach gives a feeling,

an earthy feeling

I believe in the faith that grows

And the four right chords

can make me cry

When I'm with you,

I feel like I could die

And that would be all right, all right

And when the plane came in,

she said she was crashing

The velvet, it rips in the city

We tripped on the urge to feel alive

But now I'm struggling to survive

Those days you were wearing

that velvet dress

You're the priestess, I must confess

Those little red panties,

they pass the test

So slide up round the belly

face down on the mattress one

And you hold me

And we are broken

Still it's all that I want to do,

just a little now

Feel myself hovering off the ground

I'm scared, I'm not coming down

No, no

And I won't run for my life

She's got her jaws now

locked down in a smile

But nothing is all right, all right

And I want something else

To get me through this life, baby

I want something else

Not listening when you say

Goodbye

Goodbye

Goodbye

Goodbye

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo,

doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

The sky was gold, it was rose,

I was taking sips up into my nose

And I wish I could get back there,

someplace back there

In the place

we used to start our lives

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo,

doo-doo-doo-doo

- Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

- I want something else.