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[students cheering]

- [announcer] North Seattle High

- [instruments clanking]

it's pep rally time.

- So let's get loud, Bulldogs!

- [drumroll]

[marching band playing triumphant music]

[students cheering]

[cheering continues in distance]

[announcer] The prom committee's also

going to announce this year's prom theme.

Oh, yeah!

[students cheering]

[announcer] It's about to get crunk!

- [music continues]

- [cheering continues]

[announcer] Now, give it up

for the pride of North Seattle High,

your championship team, Bulldogs!

[students chanting] We are the Bulldogs,

and we're here to fight!

- Bulldogs unite!

- [announcer laughs] I love it!

[students] Go, fight, win!

[announcer] There's Graham. There he goes!

[cheering continues]

[announcer chanting] Bulldogs!

Come on, everybody! Bulldogs! Bulldogs!

[guidance counselor]

Mandy Yang, what are you doing?

We've been over this.

You cannot skip pep rallies

to steal from the lost and found.

Ms. Chen, I'm not stealing. I'm donating.

- All right. All right, fine.

- [announcer] For the win! Give it up!

I hope you're happy.

I'm a high school guidance counselor.

I'm never happy.

You're not gonna actually make me

sit through that thing?

I am.

Oh, look at that.

I guess I am happy sometimes.

[Mandy] Fine.

- [Ms. Chen] Have fun!

- [music continues]

[students chanting]

Go, Bulldogs. Go, go, go.

Go, Bulldogs. Go, Bulldogs, go!

Go, Bulldogs. Go, go, go.

Go, Bulldogs. Go, Bulldogs, go.

Go, Bulldogs. Go, go, go.

Go, Bulldogs. Go, Bulldogs, go!

Whoo! Go, Bulldogs.

- Really, Ben?

- What?

[students cheering]

- How we doing, Bulldogs?

- [music stops]

[cheering continues]

I said, how we doing, Bulldogs?

[cheering louder]

[principal laughs] There ya go.

Now, let's keep it going for your

team captain, number ten, Graham Lansing!

[students cheering]

How we doing, Bulldogs?

[cheering continues]

I said, how we... [chuckles]

Just kidding, I'm not gonna do that.

That's corny as hell. [laughs]

No offense, Principal Mossler.

Ah, you got me! [laughing]

I do that. He got me.

- [laughs] Great guy.

- [Graham] Okay

Why do people insist

on treating Graham Lansing

like he's some sort of golden god?

[scoffs] Well, because he kind of is.

Please. He's just an entitled dumb-ass

who uses his nice smile and male privilege

to fail upwards

and become king of the Everests.

Whoa, Mandy,

let's chill with the Everests, okay?

And now, for the moment

we've all been waiting for,

the reveal of this year's prom theme.

So please join me in welcoming

- It's probably old-fashioned nepotism.

- Hmm.

class president, LaToya Reynolds.

[Mandy] People let Graham Lansing get away

with m*rder because his dad is a senator.

Are you guys ready?

We should be holding him

more accountable...

Can we just... Shut up, shut up.

LaToya is about to announce

the prom theme.

[student] What's the prom theme?

Did you just tell me to shut up

so you could hear the prom theme?

Other people wanna hear it, okay?

I'm just being polite.

[LaToya] Drumroll, please!

[drumroll]

[LaToya] The prom theme is

- the '80s!

- [students cheering]

[cheering fades]

What is happening?

["Ghostbusters" playing on speakers]

[student 1] Oh, my God!

It's a promposal.

[gasps] This is not a drill, people!

[marching band playing "Ghostbusters"]

[Ghostbusters]

Promposal

[all]

Promposal

[Ghostbusters]

Promposal

- [students cheering]

- [song ends]

Graham Lansing, are you asking me to prom?

What? N-N-No, no, no, Jodi.

Me, Owen, your-your boyfriend,

is asking you to prom.

- [chatter, laughing]

- [student] Epic fail.

Oh. Yeah, sure. That's fine.

[student] Dude!

She said yes.

[light applause]

Let's hear a round of applause

for the first promposal of the year!

[students cheer, applaud]

Okay, everyone.

Ah, that was great.

Little awkward.

All right, we got about five minutes

to get back to class. Now, everybody out!

I'm gonna hit the faculty lounge

for a cranberry juice! Let's go.

- Ms. Chen.

- What are you doing here?

Is this my punishment because I forced you

to go to the pep rally?

Look, I'm still pending at Harvard,

and so, I was just wondering

if maybe you'd heard anything?

- Mandy, it doesn't work...

- [cell phone buzzing]

Oh, it's Harvard.

Hello?

Oh, hi. Yes. Mandy's right here.

You wanna give her a full ride?

And an honorary doctorate?

[chuckles] Oh, wow.

Thanks, Mr. Harvard. Thanks for calling.

I'll let her know right away.

I'll explain later, honey.

- That wasn't Harvard. That was your wife.

- No, it wasn't.

It was totally Mr. Harvard.

- It's not funny.

- It is.

You just can't see it

because you're so tightly wound.

[chuckles] "Tightly wound."

Huh. Do you want to know why

I'm so tightly wound?

Oh, no. This is a speech again, isn't it?

Because Harvard is

the best school in the world.

And Harvard is where my hero, development

economist, Dr. Ingrid Downs went.

And Harvard is where

she is a tenured professor.

And Harvard is where Dr. Downs, a woman

who has literally won two Nobel Prizes

for her work reducing global poverty,

mentors young women like me

who wanna change the world for the better!

So, please, forgive me if I seem a little

tightly wound when it comes to Harvard.

I'm sorry. I didn't catch the name

of the school. Is it "Hergerds"?

That's funny.

Mandy, there are other colleges

where you can get an amazing education.

Like where? Dartmouth? [scoffs]

Get out!

What? How am I supposed to

become Dr. Downs' favorite student

that she takes

to the UN's Woman Economic Empowerment...

- Out.

- Fine.

Bethany's staging a coup, Charles.

She's trying to overthrow me

as drum major.

I can't hear this again.

Can we talk about anything else?

- Not Harvard.

- Hmm.

People seemed to like

the whole Ghostbusters thing.

Promposals are just another example

of the patriarchy

affirming its dominance over women.

Okay, but you have to admit

the '80s theme makes it kind of fun.

The '80s theme makes them even worse.

Can you name one popular '80s movie

that isn't totally sexist?

Are you being for real? Of course I can.

- Dollar bet. Who you got?

- Mandy, duh.

- I don't know. I think Ben's got this one.

- [Ben] Okay.

Breakfast Club.

The theme is be yourself

unless you want a cute boy to like you,

- then get a makeover from Molly Ringwald.

- Fine. Fine.

Weird Science.

The perfect woman is scantily clad

and here to please.

Revenge of the Nerds?

The hero nerd tricks a girl

into believing he's her boyfriend

so she'll have sex with him.

That's not a comedy.

That's an episode of SVU.

Come on, Ben. Even I knew that one.

Pay up, Chuck.

- Calm down. I'll Venmo you.

- [school bell rings]

I don't have Venmo.

["Miss Independent" playing]

- [song continues]

- [employee on PA, indistinct]

[cell phone chimes]

[song ends]

Who you texting, huh?

Your girlfriend?

Just a friend. I don't have a girlfriend.

Obviously. [chuckles]

Man, I was joking.

You know what, Kyle?

I don't need this from you, okay?

You're a freshman. I'm a senior.

Treat me with some respect.

Come on. You're barely a senior.

You don't even drive a car.

I do! I gave you a ride home.

Right. Your janky Ford Fiesta!

It's basically a go-kart.

- You've never been to a party.

- I've been to a party.

With drinking?

I mean, I'm sure one of the adults

had a glass of wine in the other room.

I bet you've never even hooked up

with a girl.

I've kissed a girl before.

Kissed? Ugh. What are you, nine?

I'm talking about your P in a V.

I don't have to prove anything to you.

You just did.

See that guy?

His P has been in some V.

He's a senior.

He's coming.

[exhales] Don't embarrass me.

You're a bag boy, Kyle.

That ship has sailed.

- 'Sup.

- [Graham] How you guys doing?

- Uh, Graham?

- Yeah, bud?

Have you, uh,

decided where you're going to college yet?

[chuckling] Not you too.

Sorry. At a certain point you never want

to hear that question again.

You guys will understand

when you're seniors.

[giggles] He's a senior.

My bad. What school you at?

Your school.

- Right, right. You're, uh...

- Ben Plunkett.

No Nuts Plunkett. Of course!

[squeals] No Nuts Plunkett?

Someone gave this kid a Snickers

in the sixth grade field trip.

Blew up like a puffer fish, like...

It was crazy.

You okay from that?

- Yeah, I'm... I-I recovered, so

- [Graham] Cool.

Well, sorry I didn't recognize you,

No Nuts. It's just...

You look different

when you're not all swollen.

But, uh, see you at school.

And, hey! Go, Bulldogs.

[imitates barking]

Hey, girl.

It's Friday night. You got a hot date?

[sighs] Well, I didn't wanna tell you,

but yes.

I'm going out

with the most popular boy in school.

You're going out with Graham Lansing?

The Graham Lansing?

Ugh, stop.

Why do you guys know who that is?

I actually don't know who he is.

I just felt the vibe

and wanted to "Yes, and."

And now I can feel the vibe has shifted.

I'm gonna go.

So, no date with Graham?

[Mandy] Mom,

he would never date a girl like me.

What?

Don't look sad.

Let me remind you my worth is not

determined by some boy, okay?

I'm my own woman,

and I decide my worth. [exhales]

And I love that, but let me remind you

that you're only young once.

I mean, it's great that you give

all those speeches

and you were named

"Best Student Economist in America."

Okay, in North America.

Yeah, but I think

you need to have some fun,

- make some memories.

- [cell phone chimes]

Put Flamin' Hot Cheetos

in the principal's car!

Oh, it was hilarious when I did it.

[laughing]

Look, Mom. I have a very memorable

Friday night planned with Ben.

Bookstore, movies, waffles.

It's the same thing you do

every Friday night.

See? It's memorable for you too.

Hey. How was work?

Work was, uh...

I don't wanna talk about it.

Was it that little skid mark, Kyle?

What'd he say?

It wasn't just him, I... Look, I said

I didn't want to talk about it, okay?

So, can you just stop talking about it,

please?

- Okay.

- [Ben sighs]

[Ben] What're you doing?

Imagine Dragons, really?

["Believer" playing]

First things first

They were my favorite band freshman year.

I haven't listened to them in forever.

Why are you even doing this right now?

It's not like it's gonna

magically make me...

[with stereo] Pain! You made me a

You made me a believer, believer

Pain! You break me down, you build me up

Believer, believer

Pain! Oh, let the b*ll*ts fly

Oh, let them rain

My life, my love

My drive, it came from

Pain!

You made me a believer!

Believer!

Whoo!

[Imagine Dragons]

Pain! Oh, let the b*ll*ts fly

Oh, let them rain

My life, my love

My drive, it came from

Pain!

You made me a

You made me a believer! Believer!

[song ends]

["Addicted to Love" playing on speakers]

[patrons chattering, laughing]

- Thank you.

- [sighs] Thanks.

- [student] Julie, it's your promposal!

- [Julie] Yes!

So, you thinking chocolate chips

or no chocolate chips in the table waffle?

Your heart sweats, your body shakes

[Julie] That's amazing. You're so sweet.

Another kiss

Hey, do you ever feel like

we have wasted our youth sitting

on the sidelines judging people?

- So, no chocolate chips?

- [song fades]

Look at us. We... We've spent

every Friday night sitting at a diner

debating whether or not

we wanna put chocolate on a waffle.

What do you want us to be doing?

- Keg stands with the Everests?

- [scoffs] No.

Maybe. I don't know.

Um, you know, it's like, even Charles

and Zenobia do stuff, you know?

Like, they go to games,

and they go to parties and dances.

Who cares about that stuff?

You and I know the truth.

None of that matters.

Okay, real life starts

once we get out of here and go to college,

where we get to make a real difference.

Not all of us are going to Harvard.

Okay? Some of us are going to an in-state

college, like, 20 minutes down the road

with half the Everests

for the next four years,

where we're gonna have to listen

to them wax nostalgic

about their high school glory days.

Because high school is all they have.

Their lives have peaked.

That's why we call them Everests.

But don't you wanna,

just for once, feel like

like

Like what?

What if this is my peak?

[scoffs] I don't have any glory days

to look back on.

[chuckles] Okay, that's a little dramatic.

That's easy for you to say.

You're not No Nuts Plunkett.

Forget it. I will order us a waffle.

Thanks.

[Julie's date] Julie,

will you go to prom with me?

[Julie] Yes! [chuckles]

- Oh, my God!

- [guitarist 1] Yay! Congratulations!

[guitarist 2] Good job!

[sighs]

[sighs]

Prom?

Ha, ha. Very funny.

It's not a joke.

Why is this not a joke?

You want trite, I give you trite.

But only because you're my best friend.

Okay?

But no limos.

I'm not paying for hair and makeup, okay?

This is it.

And no slow dancing.

The only thing I hate more

than slow dancing is the gender wage gap.

Wow, you really know how

to make a boy feel special.

[both laughing]

So, Benjamin Walter Plunkett,

do you accept the terms and conditions

of my promposal

and agree to this prom pact?

["Addicted to Love" resumes]

Mandy Elizabeth Yang,

- it would be my honor.

- [both laugh]

Ugh.

Thank you. Yes.

There's no chocolate chips in that.

Yeah, well, I was mad at you

when I put in the order, so

[chuckles] Sorry.

[chuckles]

It's a celebratory waffle.

We're going to prom.

Might as well face it

Might as well face it

You're addicted to love

Coming up,

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We'll talk revitalizing and reelection,

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You always say it's important to support

the businesses that support NPR.

I know. It's Harvard. It's updated.

[sighs]

What does it say?

[cell phone clattering]

Just leave me here.

Uh, I'll see you in seven hours.

- Mandy.

- Don't.

It's over. [sniffles]

Harvard, Dr. Downs,

saving the world, my life. It's all over.

Stop. You've been wait-listed, okay?

You haven't been rejected.

It's the same thing.

Harvard was supposed to be the place.

[chuckles] My place.

And they don't want me either.

What am I looking at?

Who is this sad, little person?

This is not the Mandy I know.

The Mandy I know would get up,

march into school

in her "Future is Female" T-shirt,

and she would figure out a way

to get into Harvard!

Be that Mandy.

Thank you.

[sighs]

I need to talk to you.

- I am with a student right now!

- Oh, that's okay. I'll wait.

Okay, the only reason I'm gonna let

that fly is because I don't like that kid.

- So...

- I got wait-listed at Harvard.

Oh. I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry.

Just help me figure out how to get in.

Mandy, let's take a b*at.

Maybe it's finally time

to start to discuss backup schools.

You know, with your grades,

community service, extracurriculars...

They've been applied to

and forgotten. Next.

Fine. You need a k*ller letter of rec.

Okay, I can't believe

I'm about to say this,

but what about Graham Lansing's dad?

The Harvard-alum senator?

That's a great idea. Ask him.

Uh, I don't know him,

but I was hoping maybe you knew him.

Oh, me? Yeah, we're super close.

Let's just call him right now.

[humming]

- Ms. Chen?

- No, be quiet.

I'm trying to psychically connect

with him.

[humming continues]

Okay, stop! You made your point.

I know that a letter from a senator

would seem big and flashy,

but unless you have a magic in with him,

get a rec from a teacher

who can speak to your passion,

your character, your Mandy-ness.

That is your best bet.

Yeah, yeah. Totally. Okay, okay.

Uh, I hear you, loud and clear.

She don't hear me.

So, Ms. Chen told you to become BFFs

with Graham Lansing

so you can ask his senator father

for a letter of recommendation?

Uh, not in so many words.

But what's with the pushback?

I thought you wanted a banal,

party-filled high school experience.

Hanging out with Graham Lansing

can give you that.

Yeah, I also said I want arm muscles,

but have you seen me sign up for a gym?

Besides, this is... this is manipulation,

okay? It's unethical.

Are you really willing to compromise

your values for some letter of rec?

Okay, this is not some letter of rec!

This is my life's ambition.

Besides, there is a long history

of men taking advantage of women

for things far less important

than Harvard.

I don't know, Mandy.

[squeals] Put me down!

He's crazy.

Okay, but we would, like,

hang out with all the Everests?

- [indistinct announcement]

- Probably.

I'm in.

Let's do it. Let's live out

this little '80s movie of yours.

Okay, this is not an '80s movie.

In an '80s movie, Molly Ringwald falls

in love with the cute boy with dimples,

going to great lengths to be with him,

future be damned.

In my movie, Molly Ringwald

falls in love with Harvard,

going to great lengths to get there,

dimples be damned.

What are you even saying?

- What are you saying?

- [Ben] What is the plan?

Let's start with what we know

and then fill in the gaps.

So, aside from being a popular womanizer

with a senator father,

what do we know about Graham Lansing?

- Uh, basketball.

- Right.

Um

Basketball team.

Okay. Um, so a lot of gaps.

Yes, lots of gaps.

It just means we check his socials.

Do some under-the-radar recon.

Recon? Okay, well, who are we gonna ask?

The only other people we talk to.

Mandy, Ben told us. We are so sorry.

We've ordered you an Edible Arrangement.

Thanks, guys.

Uh, but let's... let's talk

about something normal, yeah? [chuckles]

- Normal?

- You know, like, uh

Uh, Graham. Lansing.

What... What does he do?

You know, besides basketball.

Very under the radar.

Okay. He's probably going

to Kayla Jacobson's party tonight.

The entire senior class is going.

- I mean, besides you two.

- Ouch.

Noted. Zenobia, what about you?

We have AP Psych together.

Last week, I heard Graham talking

to the teacher about needing extra credit.

Zenob, baby, we gotta go.

Bethany's making money moves.

She's eating with the color guard girls

in the band room.

She will not stop until she has my head

on a platter. Let's go.

Okay, wait.

I got it.

Okay, we go to the party tonight

- Whoa, okay.

- talk to Graham.

I'll offer to tutor him in psych for free.

Then once I earn his trust, I will ask him

to ask his dad for the letter of rec.

Okay. Okay, so the plan is, uh,

we... we stage a run-in

with the most popular guy in school,

whom we have never spoken to before,

at a party that we were not invited to,

and then charm him by super casually

bringing up his failing grades.

And then ask him for a gigantic favor.

Yeah, see? Easy peasy.

- It's been a long time coming up

- [chattering]

Diggin' my way out of the dirt

At Ground Zero, breakin' out

Makin' my way

Above ground

Got my foot on the mound

Wind up to the pitch and let it go

Swing, batter, batter

But they never know

[music fades]

This is a party.

Cody! Yo, what's going on, man?

[song continues]

You okay, Ben?

Yeah. Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

'Cause I've spent the last four years

wishing I could be like these people

but never putting myself out there

for fear of being rejected?

I'm totally fine. Let's just...

Let's just do it. [sighs]

Okay.

[doorbell chimes]

[song stops]

Who invited the party virgins?

[all laughing]

- I regret everything.

- [song resumes]

It's okay! We can do this.

We just need to find Graham Lansing, okay?

I'll take here and upstairs,

you take the basement and the backyard.

Text if you see him. Okay?

Okay. Noticeable pit stains yet?

- You're good.

- Okay.

[song ends]

- Everybody's got somethin' to say

- [students chattering, laughing]

This chick always got somethin' to say

Say what you want

Don't be in your way

- [Jodi] Owen's coming. I'm forcing him.

- [LaToya] I don't know!

Elijah already told me

he's not coming tomorrow.

Like... I'm screwed! Look,

I'm leading the community garden build

for the basketball players

and cheerleaders tomorrow morning.

No one is gonna get up that early.

Look at everyone. They're trashed.

Yeah. They need to bring a hammer,

not show up hammered, right?

Lurk much?

Sorry, I, um... I just, um...

Would you like me to take your empties?

[song continues]

- I'm good.

- Okay.

[LaToya] So, tell anyone who isn't

completely faded to come tomorrow.

8:00 a.m.

- [friend] You got it.

- [Jodi] Copy that. Try my best.

[LaToya] Thanks, ladies.

["Coincidance" playing]

[grunts] Wanna kick it with me at prom?

You're not Erica.

No, I'm looking for Graham Lansing.

He's not here.

Close the door quickly before...

Erica! Wanna kick it with me at prom?

Erica, wait!

Hey, have you, by any chance,

seen Graham Lansing?

[song continues]

Hi, is Graham Lansing in here?

- I wish.

- Hey!

Okay, um, I'm so sorry to interrupt.

I'm an ally, so please continue.

[chuckles]

Wow, you can really dance

Thanks, No Nuts.

Wow, you can really dance

I hate my life.

I shouldn't have to tell you when

I want a drink. You should just know that.

- Have you seen Graham Lansing?

- No. [coughs]

[retches]

Who?

Graham Lansing! I know you know who he is.

You people worship the ground he walks on,

which is absurd because he's a Neanderthal

whose only forms of communication

are grunts and

- [imitates Graham] "Go, Bulldogs!"

- [song stops]

[students murmuring]

- What?

- [murmuring stops]

Go, Bulldogs!

[students cheering]

[song resumes]

Ben? We gotta get outta here.

Oh, thank God.

I just called Graham Lansing an idiot

in front of everyone,

and he definitely heard.

I can officially kiss Harvard goodbye.

Well, maybe not officially.

- I'm listening.

- LaToya Reynolds said

that the basketball team has

a community garden build tomorrow,

and as captain, I'm sure he has to go.

[sighs] That's not terrible.

Wait. [chuckles]

You talked to LaToya Reynolds?

Kind of. I mean, I...

I made a joke, and she laughed.

It was funny. I'm funny, so

[chuckles] Oh, my God.

Look at your face. You love her.

What? No, no. I j... [stammers]

That... I'm doing...

You asked me for help,

so just say thank you.

[song continues]

[stops]

[LaToya] and thanks in advance

for all your hard work.

Now, let's do this!

[grunts] What is wrong with this thing?

[scoffs, grunts]

Here. Let me help.

No... I don't need a man's help...

I mean, that would be great.

- [hose clicks]

- [air hisses]

[nail impacts wood]

Not bad for a Neanderthal, huh?

Uh, look, I...

I actually need to apologize for that.

I mean, you're clearly not a Neanderthal.

You seem very...

It's... It's cool. It's cool.

[sighs] Uh, you are in AP Psych

with my friend Zenobia, right?

I don't think so.

You don't have Ms. Allen third period?

No, I do.

Is that when your friend has her?

Yeah.

Guess we do have class together, then.

Yeah, maybe.

I took that class last year.

Are you liking it?

I do not like it, and it does not like me.

Well, um, if you ever need help,

I'd be happy to tutor you.

You know, as an apology for last night.

I'm all set.

Are you sure? Because, you know,

I got a five on the AP exam.

And I'm a great tutor. I have references.

And it's free!

I mean, what's better than free?

What's the catch?

- There's no catch. [chuckles, scoffs]

- [Graham chuckles]

We haven't spoken in ever.

And now you're crashing parties

and team service projects

and offering to tutor me just 'cause?

Come on. There's gotta be a catch.

So, what is it, hmm?

Do you want us to take a selfie

or something?

[chuckles] I do not want a selfie, okay?

I'm just a nice person

trying to do a nice thing,

and if you can't see that,

then that's your problem and not mine.

Hey.

[Ben] Yo. How'd it go?

[sighs] Well, Graham Lansing is

the narcissistic tool we thought he was.

But I'm officially his tutor.

Yes!

What about you?

You have fun with your new girlfriend?

LaToya Reynolds

is not my girlfriend, okay?

Besides, she barely even looked

at me anyway, so

So, you noticed her not looking?

No, I... Just... Well... Shut up.

[students chattering]

[typing]

- [sighs]

- [phone chimes]

You're five minutes late.

That's it? That's not bad.

So, you're big into bees, huh?

I'm into saving them.

And you should be too,

if you enjoy fruits, vegetables, life.

But we're here to talk psychology.

- So [sighs] according to your syllabus

- [camera shutter clicking]

today was about Ebbinghaus, who was fam...

[students giggling]

What was that?

It's some game the freshman girls play

where they take pictures of me.

Keep going.

Okay. Uh, so, Ebbinghaus...

- [students] Whoo!

- [student 1] Let's go, let's go!

That's it. One, two, three, go!

- [phone dings]

- [Graham] No way.

[students chattering]

[grunts]

Mei, would you come to prom with me?

[gasps] Oh, my God, yes, Edward. Yes!

[students cheering]

Would you like to go talk to your friends?

Oh, no. I don't know them.

That's just quality content.

- People eat that stuff up.

- [librarian] Get out!

You know, I...

I actually had a few questions about that.

Does Jodi even like the Ghostbusters?

No clue. Why?

Well, I just think it would be nice

if any of these promposals took

into account the girl's interests or life.

Instead of just being an excuse

for the guy to look cool

in front of his friends.

But that is just me.

Uh. Let's try this again.

[Principal] Attention, students.

Don't be wack. Get your prom tickets,

on sale in the cafeteria now.

- Hello.

- [LaToya] Hey.

One ticket for prom, please.

Okay. One ticket for

- Ben Plunkett.

- Ben Plunkett.

I know your name, Ben.

Oh, uh, sorry. I... I...

I just... did... did not think that you did.

We've had classes together

since middle school.

We did a group project

for AP Bio last year.

No, I know.

Wait. Do you not know my name?

I do. Obviously.

I mean, you're... you're like...

You're you. [chuckles]

- You don't know my name!

- No, of course I do. Of course I do.

LaToya Reynolds.

I just mean that, you know, you're like...

[chuckles]

LaToya Reynolds,

I mean, does that make any sense?

Not entirely. [chuckles]

- Try to hang on to that.

- Right.

But if you lose it, we have your name

at the door, Ben Plunkett.

Thank you, LaToya Reynolds.

[chuckles]

- There are people in line behind you.

- Right, behind... Okay, I'll...

So sorry. Um...

Ebbinghaus was famous

for his forgetting curve,

which shows that you forget about 75%

of the information you learn in a day

without relearning or repetition.

Which is kind of what makes tutoring

such an effective tool.

Can you stop with the tapping?

Sorry, but if you're just gonna sit here

and talk at me like Ms. Allen does,

I'm gonna get antsy.

Like it's my fault you have

the attention span of a golden retriever.

Well, this was fun.

Thank you. I'll let you know

how I do on the next test.

Wait. I'm sorry.

[sighs] I'm sorry.

- Can we start over?

- I don't think this is gonna work.

You're right.

Follow me.

You serious?

You said it yourself. You get antsy.

So, let's redirect that nervous energy

into something else so you can focus.

It'll be like a fidget spinner for jocks.

We prefer the term athletes.

I'm sure you do.

So, Ebbinghaus's forgetting curve says

you forget 75% of the information

you learn in one day without relearning.

- [Graham] He sh**t.

- What did I just say?

He scores.

You said

Ebbinghaus's forgetting curve says

we forget up to 75% of the things

we learn in a day without relearning them.

- You might be onto something.

- ["bad guy" playing]

The stereotype thr*at is

where someone does worse academically

because they're told

they're not good enough.

Oof. That one hits deep.

Thanks a lot, Dad.

[song continues]

Mandy, heads up.

No.

So, me being able to remember

the last thing you said

is an example of the recency effect.

That actually makes sense.

You can store that explicit memory

in your hippocampus.

- Am I right?

- You actually are.

Huh. Look at me learning.

- Mandy, I got an 88 on my quiz.

- [song continues]

- [squeals]

- [Mandy chuckles]

Did Graham Lansing just hug you?

Girl, that was not just a hug.

He slid into your DMs with his eyes.

It is on.

It is not like that.

Girl, it should be, 'cause he is hot.

I like it when you take control

Even if you know that you don't...

[student] Oh, my God. Yes, I'll go to prom

with you! Oh, my God! [laughs]

- Claire, will you go to prom with me?

- Yes, I'll go to prom with you!

I bet his girlfriend

doesn't even like John Cusack.

Bad

- It's called priming.

- I'm a bad guy [ends]

Now, get up. New plan.

You have spent all this time tutoring me.

Now let me tutor you.

No, I don't play basketball.

What? You have to.

You said that when we store memories,

we store the emotion we felt at the time.

And, well, you don't want me associating

psychology with being sad now, do you?

[sniffles]

Okay, okay. I'll do it.

Just stop making that face.

Okay. So the acronym we use

to teach sh**ting is BEEF.

Now, I'm sorry if that offends you

as a vegetarian.

How did you know I was a vegetarian?

Just assumed.

Okay. BEEF.

Balance: feet shoulder width apart.

Eyes: up and on the hoop.

Elbow: under the ball.

And, finally, follow-through.

Keep moving your hand after

you release the ball to finish your sh*t.

[scoffs] Well, that was pathetic.

Hey.

What? If I said that was good, you would

lose all respect for me as a coach.

Okay, let's try again.

Balance.

Eyes.

Elbow.

Follow-through.

Whoa! Did LeBron just get here?

Okay, get ready.

Let me just make one more tweak.

Do I have permission to touch your arm?

Yes.

You flare out just a little bit here.

Okay. You're good.

Eyes on the basket.

You sink this,

it means I'm acing my psych test.

No pressure.

[exhales]

[both cheer]

I did it! Everyone here saw it.

I leave here a champion!

[imitating Mandy] "Oh, Graham,

thank you so much for all your help.

I-I couldn't have done it without you."

Oh, thank you. You are a good coach.

[scoffs, normal] Well, I'd hope so.

I coach at the rec center.

- Really?

- Yeah.

I am the proud head coach

of the nine-year-old

West Division Co-Champ Lil Bulldogs.

Really?

I've been with them

since they were wee six-year-old pups.

- Really?

- Could you stop sounding so surprised?

Just 'cause I don't advertise it

on my T-shirt,

doesn't mean I'm not a good person.

But if you need to see it to believe it,

come with me.

[whistle blows]

["sh**ting Star" playing]

[players chattering]

- [Mandy] Oh!

- [players chattering, screaming]

- [players cheering]

- What?

Passing by at the speed of sound

- [whistle blows]

- [players] Traveling!

Or you'll miss out, oh, oh

Beautiful and amazing

Like a thunder and lightning strike

You'll never know

Till she knocks you down

But you feel it comin'

[players clamoring]

There she goes like a sh**ting star

She got fireworks in her heart

- [player] No!

- [players] Yes! Yes!

Flying higher, burning brighter

Keep on shining like a sh**ting star

[players cheering]

- Nice job.

- [whistle blows]

[song ends]

Okay, you guys were amazing today.

So amazing, I'll make you a deal.

If I make this sh*t

I'll bring doughnuts to the next practice.

- [players cheering]

- Yeah.

There will be doughnuts for everyone.

[players laughing]

- You got hops.

- Really?

No. But Coach always tells us

sportsmanship is important.

Well, he makes a good point.

But, be honest, I'm not the worst girl

he's brought here, right?

You're the only girl

he's ever brought here.

Hey. Guess what? I am tutoring Graham

at his house on Friday night.

Where he lives with Senator Lansing.

Wait. Friday night as in Mandy

and Ben's bookstore-movie-waffle night?

Yeah, I know. It sucks.

We're gonna have to skip the bookstore

and push back the movie.

Are you mad?

No. I mean, as long as we can make it

to the movie, it's fine.

It's better than fine. It's good.

The Harvard Gods have given you a sign.

You can't ignore them, or they might

smite you and make you go to Brown.

Oh, don't even joke about that.

What am I doing?

- Hi.

- You must be Mandy.

- Yeah.

- Come on in.

- Thanks.

- Mm-hmm.

It's so nice to finally meet

the miracle worker

who helped my son get

a B-plus on his test.

- Oh.

- He's so proud.

He even put it on the fridge.

- Oh.

- [laughs]

Graham?

Hey.

Oh, for God's sake, Graham,

put a shirt on.

Your tutor is here.

I'll be right down.

Oh. I'm so sorry.

Raising four boys has taught me one thing.

It's they think this whole house

is a fancy locker room.

- Oh.

- We're lucky he's wearing pants.

- So lucky.

- [Mrs. Lansing laughs]

[cell phone ringing]

- Oh. Make yourself at home, sweetie. Okay?

- Thanks.

[ringing continues]

[Mrs. Lansing] Hello.

Oh, yes. I've been meaning to call you.

You found the Lansing wall of fame.

[chuckles] It's very impressive.

Your brother went to nationals

in Academic Decathlon?

Teddy? Yeah, he got third place.

Cried afterwards.

[chuckles]

Where are you?

[chuckles] Aw.

But where's the real stuff?

You know, being crowned homecoming king

and winning basketball player of the year

or whatever.

It's called MVP.

And none of that counts for the wall.

According to my father, the wall

is reserved for actual achievements,

not silly games or popularity contests.

He's a senator. His job is literally

winning a popularity contest.

That's what I said.

And now I'm stuck on the wall

with my fifth-grade graduation picture.

Let's go get me on this wall

for real, huh?

The Babinski reflex and the Moro reflex.

[Mandy] Correct. And that's it for today.

[Graham] It looks like we got time

to work on that jumper.

So, what's the deal with your folks?

You guys get along?

Person with the ball

has to answer the questions.

It's kind of the rule

of our tutoring sessions.

Fine. Uh

Yeah, we do for the most part,

just normal annoying parent stuff.

- You?

- I don't have the ball.

I don't have to answer your question.

Hmm. Do you get along with your parents?

Uh, yeah, with my mom it's easy.

Hmm, she's a talker, but my dad

No matter how hard I try, I just...

I just can't live up to his standards.

You know, the only reason

I took this AP class

is so maybe he'd think of me

as not a complete idiot for once.

- [sighs] Sorry.

- For what?

People don't wanna listen

to Graham Lansing's daddy issues.

I'll listen.

Who's your best friend?

Ben Plunkett.

No Nuts Plunkett is your best friend?

Yes. And don't call him that.

Who's your best friend?

Owen Kirksey.

Favorite movie?

9 to 5.

Favorite book?

Unbroken.

First kiss?

Peter Garcia. Seventh grade.

Last kiss?

Sophie Homan. Kayla's party.

Did you think

I was just a dumb jock before this?

Yes.

- Did you know who I was before this?

- No.

Why'd you offer to tutor me?

Dinner in 15 when your dad gets home.

Get cleaned up.

Dad's joining us for dinner?

To what do we owe the pleasure?

Get it all out now before he gets here.

Hey, do you wanna stay for dinner?

With your parents?

- Right. That's weird. You don't have to...

- No, I want to.

Unless you wanna take it back,

in which case, I don't have to. [chuckles]

I want you to. It's why I asked.

- Okay. Then I'm in.

- Good.

- I'm gonna go wash up.

- [Mandy] Okay.

[sighs]

[cell phone chimes]

- LaToya Reynolds!

- Oh!

[sighs] Ben Plunkett, you scared me.

Oh, I'm so sorry. So sorry.

I'm just... I'm surprised to see you here.

Because I'm not going

to Corey Eckhart's party?

Yeah, yes, 'cause I...

I am definitely aware of that party.

So, why aren't you going?

Every once in a while,

I just need a break from that scene.

Yeah, I mean... [scoffs] Same. [chuckles]

I thought you could relate.

Uh... What are you here to see?

Infinite Doom.

Scary movies are not my thing, but where

Michael B. Jordan goes, I follow.

Well, I'm here to see that too.

Do you wanna go together?

Not together, of course.

Obviously not together.

I just meant, like, would you...

Would you wanna go as friends?

Or you know what?

Now that I say it out loud,

friends may be presumptuous.

I can totally hear that now.

What I mean to say is

that I have this extra ticket,

and you can totally have it

if you want it.

And it would just be, like, one classmate

helping out a fellow classmate.

Nothing more than that. You know what?

We don't even need to sit next to

each other if you don't want to, so

I'd be happy to help out

a fellow classmate.

And we can sit next to each other.

Great. 'Cause the seats are assigned.

So your dad won't be joining us. [sighs]

He got pulled into last-minute drinks

with a donor.

Can't be missed.

Reelection's right around the corner.

[Graham] Well, I, for one, am shocked.

[Mrs. Lansing] Stop it. He works hard.

So, Mandy, where are you off to next year?

The way Graham talks about you, I imagine

you must have your pick of schools.

[groans] Well... You know,

my first choice is Harvard.

I wanna study under Dr. Downs.

She's this amazing...

I know who she is.

I love her.

- I went to her book signing last year...

- Uh, me too.

- What?

- Yeah.

[laughs] Where have you been hiding?

The last girl Graham brought home asked

why we didn't live in the White House.

[chuckles] Mandy's my tutor, Mom.

- Okay? She's not like Tess.

- No.

- Or Jenna or Hannah or Taylor.

- Stop.

[laughs] Kidding.

Mandy, so please, go on.

You're going to Harvard.

Oh, hopefully.

I got wait-listed.

Oh, that's a shame.

Did you know my husband went to Harvard?

Uh, no. I had no idea.

Wow. That is so impressive. [chuckles]

You know, I would love the opportunity

to pick his brain.

See if he has any tips.

Only if he has the time.

[Mrs. Lansing] Oh, well,

clearly his schedule is unpredictable.

But, you know, next weekend there's

a fundraiser where he's being honored.

The whole family is going.

You should come.

You could talk to him then.

- You don't have to.

- I would love to.

[Mrs. Lansing] Excellent.

I will have Graham get you the details.

- [Ben] What did you think of the movie?

- [LaToya] I'm just gonna say it.

- Michael B should be in every movie.

- [Ben] Okay.

[LaToya] Even the old ones.

Titanic, Godfather, Citizen Kane.

Go back. Remake 'em all with him in it.

Okay. So, you liked it?

It... It was hard to tell.

You spent the whole movie like this.

I did not.

I'm pretty sure I have a bruise on my arm

from how hard you were leaning into me.

Shut up!

- Oh, I'm sorry. Did that hurt?

- A little. [chuckles]

Well, this is me.

I had fun.

I'm glad Mandy canceled.

You said you two usually grab waffles

after a movie?

Yep.

- Do you wanna...

- I will see you at school. [chuckles]

See you at school.

See you at school?

What are you doing, Ben? [grunts]

Why am I running?

This is only making it worse.

Why am I making it worse?

You made quite the impression

on my mom tonight.

[chuckles] I guess I have Britney,

Tiffany, Rachel and Jessica to thank.

- You're just making up those names.

- [laughs]

But how many of them

are girls you've dated?

Uh, two-ish.

Oh, I feel bad for that ish-girl.

No, she was very happy.

[chuckles] Gross.

Good night, Graham.

Wait, wait.

I'm glad you're coming to the fundraiser.

My dad's gonna freak

when I show up with a Harvard girl.

The hopeful Harvard girl.

Look, either way, he'll be very impressed.

[smacks lips]

He wouldn't even let me apply there,

and I'm a legacy basketball recruit

[sighs]

but my dad didn't think

I would be able to hack it, so

"Let's just minimize

potential embarrassment."

That's rough.

But you should've done it anyway.

You don't have to live your life

for his approval.

You my tutor or my therapist?

Sorry. [chuckles]

You didn't ask for my opinion.

No, no. I

I like hearing it.

All right. I could stay here all night,

but Coach will k*ll me if I don't

get sleep before the tournament.

- Right. Good luck.

- Don't miss me too much.

[chuckles]

[sighs]

Oh, finally. Okay.

Is this jacket '80s enough?

'Cause I asked Ruth,

and she said the women's jackets

would fit my shoulders better.

But I don't have lady shoulders, do I?

Uh, no, your shoulders are totally normal.

Whoa. I just insinuated

having lady shoulders was a bad thing,

and you didn't even notice. Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah. Sorry, I'm fine. I...

It's just that Graham Lansing

is not who I thought he was.

It's like when you find out

your parents aren't just your parents

and had a whole life before you.

It feels kinda weird, you know?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

This one's kinda good though, right?

[Ruth] Your shoulders are too narrow

for that jacket!

Thank you, Ruth! [sighs]

- She's got a point.

- Are you serious right now?

- I'm kidding. Sort of.

- Okay.

I think you can do better.

Ooh.

["Reinvent Urself" playing]

[no audible dialogue]

You're the one that you wanna be

Reinvent yourself

Wear it like a cape.

You decide what you wanna say

- Reinvent yourself

- Yeah

A different you every single day

You can re-invent yourself

[song ends]

Great Scott, will you go to prom with me?

Oh, my God! Yes!

- Oh, my God. I love this.

- Oh, thank you.

You have to

[Principal] Attention, this is a reminder.

The library is for reading,

not for scrolling your social medias.

Mandy! Who you texting?

Uh, my mom.

- What's up?

- Where are we going Saturday night?

I'm thinking we class it up

and go to the Olive Garden.

- What are you talking about?

- My birthday dinner.

Crap.

The fundraiser with Graham's dad

is Saturday night.

Seriously? Graham again?

Not Graham. The letter.

Oh, let's do Friday night instead.

I told you we're going to my grandma's

retirement community on Friday.

[sighs] Ben, I'm so sorry.

But you can still go

with Charles and Zenobia on Saturday.

No, I can't,

because they have band competition.

Mandy, this sucks.

What am I supposed to do now?

I can't go to the Olive Garden by myself

on my birthday. That's humiliating.

I know. I know. I'm sorry.

- But Saturday night is it. Okay?

- [Ben scoffs]

Once I talk to the senator,

it'll be back to us.

You k*ll me in Scattergories while I rant

about billionaires not paying taxes.

Normal times. Promise.

[sighs]

What about LaToya Reynolds?

You said you had a good time

at the movies.

I can't ask LaToya Reynolds

to the Olive Garden on my birthday.

That's worse than shaking her hand.

Trust me,

nothing is worse than shaking her hand.

- LaToya Reynolds!

- Hey.

Ben has a question for you.

[chuckles] Hi.

Yeah. I do have a question for you

that I wanted to ask.

And I... I guess I'll...

Well, first of all, cool puffy shirt.

I just wanted to say that.

And I also just wanted to say that I am...

My birthday is coming up.

I'm having a birthday,

um, dinner on Saturday.

If you would like to come to that birthday

dinner, you can totally come to it.

- What time?

- Anytime.

- I'm in, Ben Plunkett.

- [Ben chuckles]

- [school bell rings]

- [Mandy chuckles]

- We're going to the Olive Garden!

- And she said yes.

- Okay. Get to class.

- Okay.

- Have a good day, sir.

- Thank you.

- Happy birthday!

- [screams]

- You did not have to get me all this.

- Whoa, selfish.

I am buying this for myself, thank you.

You're getting soda

with single-use plastic?

- Okay, it's all for you.

- [chuckles]

I'm sorry that I'm missing

your birthday dinner tonight.

Is there anything else you want me to get?

Just a Harvard letter

so I can get my best friend back.

[sighs]

Sorry. Cheap sh*t.

Nah, it's okay. I deserve it.

But it's for the best

that I'm not going tonight.

I wouldn't want to get in the way

of you spitting that game.

- I have no game.

- Having no game is your game.

Thank you?

Look, I'm just saying, I know dinner

with the LaToya Reynolds is a big deal.

But you are Ben Plunkett, okay?

You're smart and funny and charming,

even though you don't know it.

- She's lucky to be going out with you.

- [employee, on PA] Attention, shoppers.

- Remember that.

- [employee, on PA] Especially you, Jenny.

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

["(I've Had) The Time of My Life"

playing on speakers]

- Turn around.

- No.

It's happening.

- No, I've never felt this way before

- Never felt this way

- Yes, I swear

- [Jenny's prom date] Yes, I swear

- Jenny, will you go to prom with me?

- Yes! [laughing]

- [song ends]

- [customers applauding]

- Oh, dear God.

- Just go.

All right. Have fun tonight.

You too.

I didn't think I would find you

When the world shut down

I didn't know what would happen

Or that I'd be found

I was safe in a chrysalis

And wonderin' if

I've been waiting my whole life

To feel these fired up vibes

You took your sweet time

But maybe I know why

[sighs] Screw it.

Phones are too addictive anyway.

- [sighs]

- [song ends]

[Mr. Yang] She was so excited.

She couldn't wait to see One Direction.

Then the concert started,

and she sobbed from the second

they walked on stage until the final bow.

Dad. Dad, uh, what are you doing?

Uh, just showing Graham some pictures.

I didn't know

you were such a One Direction fan.

[Mandy] I was 11, so

Were you 11 when you were singing,

"You Don't Know You're Beautiful"

in the shower last week?

Oh, oh

You don't know you're beautiful

Oh, oh

Okay, it's "What Makes You Beautiful,"

and, uh, we should go.

But first, I need to ask about this.

- [gasps]

- [Mr. Yang laughs]

[Mrs. Yang, singsongy]

Her Halloween costume.

She was Tom Cruise from Risky Business.

And for the next month,

she would come home from school every day,

put on one of Tom's shirts

and slide around the house in her socks.

Hmm. Letting a third-grade girl dress up

as a kid who runs a brothel.

That's very forward-thinking, Mom.

Yeah, it was. Because now I have this

adorable picture to blackmail you with.

[Mr. Yang laughs]

Uh, Mandy's right. We should head out.

Mr. and Mrs. Yang,

it was nice meeting you.

Have her back by 2:00.

- 2:00?

- Oh, 3:00.

He will have me back by midnight.

[whispers] Yes.

Have fun.

Come on. 2:00 a.m., Tom? Really?

She's never gone on a date before.

How am I supposed to know?

Well, that happened.

Those photos are the bane of my existence.

No. I liked it.

[scoffs] Please. It's not exactly

the wall of fame in there.

What are you talking about?

Your whole house is a wall of fame.

They love everything you do.

No achievements necessary.

So, have you decided

where you wanna go to college?

Uh, no, not yet.

Coach wants me to play ball at State.

Owen's pushing for ASU

so we can room together.

And then there's my dad's choice, UT.

"A respectable yet attainable Public Ivy."

Hmm. But where do you wanna go?

[sighs] I don't know.

Right now, I'm just happy to be here.

[car alarm chirps]

[Mandy] Thank you.

[patrons chattering]

[door opens]

- LaToya Reynolds!

- [gasps]

Ben, you have got to start saying my name

at a normal volume.

Sorry. I... [stammers]

You're... You're here.

Well, yeah, you invited me.

I know, but then you came, so

Should we go get a table?

Yeah, we should. That's what happens next.

I promise I've been

to a restaurant before, so

[big band music playing on speakers]

[song continues]

Wow.

Come on.

So, the key is to keep your head down

and keep moving.

Don't make eye contact with anyone.

Because if you do, you'll get stuck

in some boring conversation

with some boring donors

who just wanna butter you up

to good ol' Senator Lansing.

All right. You're exaggerating.

No, I'm not.

My brothers are all trapped right now.

There's Teddy.

And Nate.

Oh. Logan just got free.

Logan.

- Made eye contact. Rookie mistake.

- [scoffs]

[song continues]

[no audible dialogue]

You guys are quite the hot commodity

at these things.

Yep. My dad loves it.

So when you meet him tonight,

mention Harvard right away

before anyone with money swoops in.

[attendee] Hey, Graham.

Ah, we've been spotted. We gotta move.

- ["Fall On Me" playing on speakers]

- Oh, no.

I'm not slow-dancing.

Oh, come on. Just pretend it's 1D.

Sooner or later

In the lights up above

Will come down in circles

And guide me to love

Oh, you're a natural.

Just like on the court.

So, when you look back on high school,

what do you think

your biggest regret will be?

The 94 in PE that cost me valedictorian.

You?

I always thought it would be

missing the free throw in the City Finals.

But now?

That I took so long to get a tutor.

Hmm.

Do lines like that work for you?

I don't know. I never needed a line.

People just come to me

with their expectations

of who I am or who I should be

but I don't know. With you, it's

Everything's different.

Good different or bad different?

Definitely good different.

Fall on me

With open arms

Fall on me

From where you are

Still thinking about that 94 in PE?

A little bit. You should probably

kiss me one more time.

With all your light

With all your light

So, why did you come

to Kayla Jacobson's party?

I mean, besides to collect people's trash.

[chuckles] Right, um, uh, well, I...

I guess I just felt like

I was letting the authentic

high school experience pass me by.

Like, um, you know, what you all do.

Like, uh, with the fun and the games

and, um, uh, going to parties.

I wanted to see what that was like.

And?

Not for me. [chuckles]

I'm beginning to think

it's not for me either.

Cheers.

Graham Lansing?

Oh, I thought we lost him.

Go. Save yourself.

I'll meet you back at the table.

What happened this season?

[Graham sighs] I don't know.

[grunts]

- [Mandy] I'm so sorry.

- [laughing]

- [gasps] Senator Lansing. Uh...

- Yeah. Uh...

Well, that is the beauty of drinking

in dark suits. Hides all the spills.

[laughs] Um, did I see you here

with my son?

Yes, uh, Mandy Yang.

It's very nice to meet you.

- You're tutoring him, right?

- Yeah.

Yeah, well, as the man

who used to quiz him on his times tables,

I know that is not an enviable task.

Oh, he's actually doing very well.

Barely even needs me.

Oh, you're very sweet to say so.

Now, my wife tells me

that you are applying to Harvard?

Yes, sir, I am.

Well, that's my alma mater.

If there is anything I can do to say

thank you for the help, I'm happy to.

Although, I'm not so sure

even Harvard is enough payment

for what you're putting yourself through

with Graham.

That boy.

That boy is incredible.

And you should be proud of him.

He's funny and kind.

And he makes every person

he talks to feel like

the most important person in the room.

Especially me.

And so, I... I appreciate the offer

I don't need anything as a thank-you.

I'm good.

- Senator Lansing.

- Bill.

Very nice to meet you, Mandy.

You too, sir.

[Teddy] Did you see Graham making out

with that girl on the dance floor?

- Don't move. Sorry.

- [Teddy] Gotta hand it to him.

- The kid commits to a bit.

- What's that supposed to mean?

Come on.

Graham never brings a girl to these,

and the first time he does,

it's some brainiac Harvard wannabe?

Come on. It's obvious.

He's trying to show Dad he's not the dumb

kid because some smart girl likes him.

- Wait.

- [Teddy] He's parading her around tonight,

but he spent all afternoon

holed up in the basement

with that girl

he was hooking up with last summer.

[Logan] The blonde lifeguard

from the pool? [laughs]

[Teddy laughs]

No, the other one. The dancer.

[Graham] Hey, guys.

Graham, what's the name of that girl

who was over today?

[Graham] Liv. [sighs] Shut up.

Mandy might hear you.

[Teddy laughs] Oh...

[Logan] Your girlfriend?

Come on. You've got three of them.

[laughs]

- [Graham] It's not funny.

- [Teddy] Just the one?

- [Teddy, Logan laugh]

- [Teddy] Come on, man. What? Come on.

Hi.

[gasps] Mandy, you made it.

- [sobs]

- Hey, are you okay?

Yeah, I just... I don't feel well.

So I need to go. I need to leave.

Uh. Slow down. What...

Yes, I like Robert Downey Jr. too.

But Captain America is clearly

the heartbeat of the MCU.

That's why they pass on the shield,

not the Iron Man suit.

I give up. I give up. I never would have

taken you for a true believer.

I wasn't. But I told you,

where Michael B. goes, I follow.

Happy birthday to you

- Happy birthday to you

- [cell phone rings]

Spam call.

Happy birthday

Dear valued customer

Happy birthday

to you

[ringing continues]

Hello?

Ben! Ben, I don't have my phone,

and you're the only number I know.

Could you pick me up?

- Mandy?

- [Mandy sniffles]

[Mandy, on phone] I'm so stupid.

So, so stupid. This was all a mistake.

- [LaToya] What's going on?

- I...

- [LaToya, on phone] Is everything okay?

- Oh, God.

I... I shouldn't have called.

Uh... I'm so sorry. I...

Have fun. I'll figure it out, okay?

Um.

I... I have to go.

- Why? What happened?

- I... I don't know exactly, but, um

D-Do you need something?

Uh, we can't leave

until you blow out the candle.

- [servers cheering]

- All right!

- Yeah!

- Okay.

I'm so sorry, but this is an emergency,

and I will call you later, okay?

- I promise.

- Ben, wait.

Are you serious?

Take your time.

Tip's not included.

Wait. Do you take Apple Pay?

[emcee] Ladies and gentlemen,

I stand here with great honor

for the opportunity to introduce a man

who has relentlessly worked

for the American people.

There's nobody better fit for reelection

than my good friend,

the honorable Senator Lansing.

- [applause]

- Don't be so hard on yourself

Those tears are for someone else

- You didn't have to...

- Get in.

I'm such an idiot.

You know,

I thought Graham Lansing liked me.

Like... Like, like-liked me.

I mean, how stupid am I?

- You are not stupid.

- No, I am. I am.

Because Graham's dad

offered me the letter and I said no.

[sniffles]

I chose Graham,

and he chose Liv from the dance studio.

You know, I was a pawn in his game.

I got outplayed by an Everest.

And you wanna know the worst part?

I've been a terrible friend.

I mean, I've missed lunches

and Friday nights.

And your freaking birthday.

But I am gonna make it up to you.

Okay? At prom.

Limos and fancy dinners.

Okay? Whatever you want.

If you'll still go with me.

Of course I will.

You are my best friend.

Besides, we made a pact. Gotta honor it.

I'm so sorry I ruined your date

with LaToya Reynolds.

It's okay. She totally understood.

Don't cry

You're not alone

My baby

Don't cry tonight

You'll still be loved

- Gotta go.

- And bye!

- Bye.

- Peace.

Hey, did you get my texts? You okay?

Whoa. Mandy, what's going on? Can we talk?

Sure. Yeah, let's talk.

Did you have fun with Liv on Saturday?

How did... Y-You weren't supposed

to know about that.

[scoffs]

Wait! It's not what you think! Mandy.

Take the hint, dude.

LaToya...

Take the hint, No Nuts.

[sighs]

[teacher] Mmm.

Thank you. [sighs]

Mandy, go to the front office.

They have something for you.

- Now?

- No, you can go when the bell rings.

- [school bell rings]

- Boom!

Pencils down, everybody. Hand 'em in.

- LaToya Reynolds!

- That has stopped being cute, Ben.

I'm sorry about that.

And about Saturday night.

Mostly about Saturday night.

Uh... How much do I owe you for dinner?

I don't want your money.

I don't want anything from you,

'cause I'm not here to be your second

choice to Mandy Yang or anyone else.

No, no, you're not!

Can you just please, please hear me out?

You have until I get to my car. Talk fast.

Okay... Uh, okay.

and she's my best friend, so I was there.

But I can honestly say,

until that phone call came in,

that was the best birthday I ever had.

Because of you.

Hi, uh... I'm Mandy Yang. I got a note

saying there was something here for me.

If I had a time machine,

the very first thing I would do is...

Okay, I would probably stop

some wars and some genocides.

But then after that,

I would go right to Saturday night...

Okay, I get it. I get it.

- You're sorry.

- Yeah.

Nope. Nothing.

- Okay.

- But these are all just words, Ben.

I know. I know I-I... I screwed up,

and "I'm sorry" is not enough.

Uh [pants]

You never deserve to feel less than.

So, can I please,

please make it up to you?

Let me take you somewhere nicer

than the Olive Garden.

How does the Macaroni Grill sound?

[LaToya] Good. [laughs]

Okay.

But maybe instead of Macaroni Grill,

we go to prom together.

What?

Ben Plunkett,

will you go to prom with me?

Uh

[student 1] Get ready.

What the hell?

[student 2] Okay. Get ready to record.

[student 3 whispers] She has no idea.

[Mandy] Hmm?

["Old Time Rock and Roll"

playing on speakers]

A promposal? No!

No.

[lip-synching] Just take

Those old records off the shelf

I'll sit and listen to them by myself

Today's music ain't got the same soul

I like that old time rock 'n' roll

[record scratch]

Na, na, na, na, na, na

Na, na, na

Na, na, na, na, na, na

Na, na, na, na, na, na

Na, na, na

Mandy, you light up my world

Like nobody else

The way that you tutor me

Gets me overwhelmed

Your fight for human rights

Makes you hot as hell

Mandy

Oh, oh, oh

Will you go to prom with me?

- [song ends]

- [students cheering, applauding]

So?

[students chanting]

Say yes! Say yes! Say yes!

Ben.

Graham just asked me to prom.

LaToya just asked me to prom.

- That's great!

- [scoffs]

Why isn't that great?

Well, when I told her

that I was going with you, she was pissed.

But, uh, what did Graham say

when you told him?

- Uh

- You didn't tell him?

You said yes?

Two nights ago, you were crying in my car

telling me that Graham Lansing was using

you and that he had a girl on the side.

I know. I know.

But I was wrong about all of it.

- She was helping him plan the promposal.

- [Ben scoffs]

My promposal.

[stammers]

So just tell LaToya what happened.

What? You want me to tell LaToya

that you got a date, so now I'm free?

Yeah, that'll go over real well.

What the hell, Mandy?

Okay. Calm down.

No! Don't tell me to calm down!

You asked me to prom! We had a pact!

We freaking double-tapped it!

I-I know. I know, and I'm... I'm sorry.

[Ben] Oh. Oh, you're sorry? You're sorry.

I... I did not realize you were sorry.

Well, then it's totally cool.

Forget about it.

Mandy,

I am supposed to be your best friend.

I am not some doormat for you to wipe

your feet on when your life falls to crap.

Do you even like Graham Lansing? Do you?

Or is this all part of your con to get

a letter for Harvard from his father?

You know what?

I... I don't even care. I don't, just...

[sighs] Have fun being an Everest, Mandy.

[car door opens]

Hey, Mandy. Come here.

I wanna show you this video.

[Ben] Do you even like Graham Lansing?

Or is this all part of your con

to get a letter for Harvard from his dad?

You know what? I don't even care.

Have fun being an Everest, Mandy.

- No, I can explain.

- You don't need to.

Made my dad write it before he left.

- Graham...

- I gotta hand it to you, Mandy.

You played me perfectly.

You even had me convinced

there wasn't a catch.

I really am a Neanderthal.

We do not wanna take sides

- in this whole thing.

- No.

You're both our friends, and we know

this was a complicated situation.

But we did invite Ben to eat with us

in the band room.

He shouldn't be alone 'cause he didn't do

anything wrong, you know?

But, again, we are not taking sides.

["Love Hurts" playing]

[camera shutter clicks]

Love hurts

- [Ms. Chen] How are you holding up?

- [Mandy] Barely.

Um, you know when I said

that you needed an in with the Senator,

you know I didn't mean

in his son's pants, right?

So, what happened, Mandy?

Well, I used tutoring to get close to him

so I could get the letter.

Hey, Mandy! I know it's short notice

'cause it's this weekend,

but my dad works at the senior center,

and I was wondering, if he writes you

a letter of recommendation,

will you go to the prom with me?

[Mandy] But things changed.

[song continues]

Feelings changed.

But that's ruined.

As is my friendship with Ben.

Ooh, love hurts

As is whatever he had with LaToya.

And now I am officially

the Hester Prynne of our school.

I know

And then

But even so

there's this.

I know a thing

Are you gonna send it in?

I have to. It's Harvard.

There's nothing that beats Harvard.

Is there?

[Ms. Chen] A few months ago,

I would have said that Harvard is the most

important thing in Mandy Yang's life.

- [Mandy] But now?

- [Ms. Chen] If you haven't mailed it in,

maybe there are other things

that are more important to you now.

[sighs]

What do I do?

I can't tell you that,

but I support any decision you make.

Thank you.

Just not publicly.

You're kind of poison right now.

[song continues]

Hey, you should really leave.

[exhales sharply]

Will you give him this? For me?

Tell him I'm sorry.

For everything.

Okay.

Graham.

[song ends]

[imitating guitar]

- "Eruption." Van Halen.

- Yes!

- How did you know?

- [laughing]

- Because I know my man.

- [moans]

And whenever you go [imitates guitar]

I know it's "Eruption."

Can I take the car?

Uh, keys are on the hook.

- Uh, where are you going?

- Prom.

- With who?

- Maybe no one. [chuckles]

Bye.

- She's going to the prom!

- The prom!

- [both laughing]

- Yes!

[stone thuds]

[stone thuds]

Go home, Mandy.

Wait! Wait, wait, wait.

Hear me out. Please.

Yeah, I screwed up. Majorly.

I took you for granted,

and I made you feel like

you weren't a priority in my life,

and I'm sorry.

But wherever our futures take us,

I need to know that you're my best friend.

And, more importantly,

I need you to know

that I'm your best friend.

Which is why

I just have one question for you.

["The Safety Dance" playing on speakers]

[passerby whistles]

Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben

Plunkett, Plunkett, Plunkett, Plunkett

[horn honks]

P P P P

R R R R

O O O O

M M M M

With me, me, me, me?

Oh, we can dance if we want to

Oh, we can leave your friends behind

Because your friends don't dance

And if they don't dance

Well, they're no friends of mine

I say, we can go where we want to

A place where they

Uh, how long does this go on for?

It's a pretty long playlist.

I still have

"I'd Stop the World and Prom with You,"

"Total Eclipse of the Prom,"

"My Per-Rom-ative."

If I say yes, will this stop?

There's only one way to find out.

We can go when we want to

The night is young, and so am I

And we can dress real neat

From our hats to

Yes, I'll go to prom with you.

- Yes!

- [bystanders cheering]

Okay. Go get changed.

Why? Prom isn't for, like, four hours.

We have to make a few stops first.

[sighs] Yes!

We can dance

Everything's out of control

I owe you a few Friday nights.

We can dance

Come on.

We can dance, we can dance

Everybody look at your hands

[laughing, indistinct]

Everybody's takin' a chance

Yeah, it's safety dance

Well, it's safety dance

Yeah, it's safety dance

Wow.

- I know. This place is fancy.

- [song ends]

But don't worry about the price.

I'm paying, so get whatever you want.

Just no bacon,

because it's terrible for the environment.

[chuckles]

[sighs] I missed you, Mandy.

I missed you too, Ben.

I'm so sorry.

Enough. You know, we... we both could have

handled things a lot differently.

I could have not screamed at you

in a parking lot full of people, you know?

And I could have done pretty much

the opposite of everything I did, so

["Love is a b*ttlefield"

playing on speakers]

Are we okay?

We're okay.

[both chuckle]

So, you thinking chocolate chips

or no chocolate chips in the table waffle?

Is that even a question?

It's like you don't even know me.

- Okay. We've made progress.

- Chocolate all the way!

[song continues]

[song continues]

- Thanks.

- Thank you.

[song fades out]

["Let's Dance" playing on speakers]

[song continues]

[student 1] Nice suit, No Nuts.

[student 2] What are they wearing?

- That dress.

- [camera shutter clicks]

[student 3] Look at that.

That's so embarrassing.

[student 4] Wait. You guys see that tie?

You guys are here? T-Together.

- So that means...

- We're good.

Although, I am really reconsidering

our clothing choices right now.

Yeah, I thought the theme was the '80s.

Everyone just kind of ignores that day of

because, you know, pictures exist.

[song ends]

And you'd know that

if you ever went to a dance before.

- Or just had Instagram.

- Thank you.

You wanna dance? Let's go.

["Mony Mony" playing on speakers]

Here she come now singin'

"Mony, Mony"

I feel like we should just go.

[sighing] Probably.

- But we are not going to.

- Oh, okay.

[song continues]

[students cheering]

Come on, come on, come on

Come on, come on

Come on, come on

Come on, come on

I feel all right

- I said, yeah

- Yeah

[song continues]

- [Mandy] Sorry.

- [Ben] Excuse me.

[pants] Any noticeable pit stains yet?

Oh, very much so. Yeah.

- Worth it.

- [chuckles]

[Principal] Yeah. Okay.

All right, everybody,

just settle for a second.

[song ends]

It is now time for us to announce

our Prom King and Queen.

[students cheering]

Whoo!

Okay, okay. We came, we conquered.

Do we have to stay

and watch Graham and LaToya win?

- Yes, we do!

- [Principal] Your Prom Queen is

- LaToya Reynolds!

- [students cheering]

[fanfare playing on speakers]

LaToya!

Okay. Ben,

I'm dumping you.

- What?

- You and I are no longer prom dates.

- Why?

- [Principal] Your Prom King is

[student] Our boy, Graham!

Ben Plunkett.

- [student 1] Huh?

- [student 2] Wait.

- [student 3] Who?

- [Principal] Is he even here?

- Ben Plunkett?

- [student 4] No Nuts?

[Principal]

Yeah, Ben Plunkett. Are you here?

[Mandy] He's right here!

[students murmuring]

Okay, go. Go.

[murmuring continues]

No Nuts!

[students chanting]

No Nuts! No Nuts! No Nuts!

[chanting continues]

[chanting continues]

[chanting fades]

- [Principal] Your Prom King and Queen!

- Whoo!

Looking from the window above

Its like a story of love

Can you hear me?

Came back only yesterday

- We don't have to...

- Let's just get through this.

Okay.

Want you near me

All I needed was the love you gave

All I needed for another day

And all I ever knew

Only you

You know what? No.

No, that's what I've done with school,

and work,

my entire life,

because... because I've been afraid

of basically this exact scenario

but screw it.

This is my life,

and I am not gonna let it pass me by.

I am No Nuts Plunkett!

- [student 5] What?

- [student 6] Oh, my God.

[student 7] What's going on?

And I am Prom King.

And I'm dancing

with the girl of my dreams.

[students] Aw.

And I wanna kiss her now.

You should've just kissed me.

[student 8] Cute!

[students cheering]

[gasps]

[song continues]

[students chanting]

No Nuts Plunkett. No Nuts Plunkett.

Oh!

- Hey!

- [students cheering]

["Last Laugh" playing on speakers]

[students cheering]

Thanks again for your help with the votes.

Would you be cool?

If anybody finds out what I did,

they'll send me back to chorus concerts.

Is your boy still icing you out?

[Mandy sighs] Yeah.

But it's okay.

Tonight wasn't about him.

[cheering continues]

[song ends]

- [Mandy] Okay, wait. One more.

- [shutter clicks]

["I Wanna Dance with Somebody" playing]

- Aw, congratulations, you two.

- Thank you.

Okay, my work here is done.

I'm gonna go home.

What? No.

I know you're

Mandy "High School is Dumb" Yang.

But it's prom. Have some fun.

I did. And now I'm gonna go home

and look at dorms for backup schools.

Oh, God. I totally forgot to ask, so

Harvard is a no?

I actually haven't checked,

but I'm starting to realize there's more

to life than just Harvard, you know?

What? No! No! I do not know!

We did not go through hell

for you to give up on Harvard.

Please check your phone.

- Check your phone right now.

- No, I...

As King and Queen of this prom,

we demand you to get out your damn phone.

[sighs]

Okay.

Hey.

Whatever happens

we can deal with it.

I got in.

[screams] I got in!

- Really? Harvard?

- Yes!

- Dr. Downs? It's really happening?

- Yes!

Oh, my God.

[both screaming]

Okay. You two are a lot.

But I'm here for it. Let's celebrate.

[song continues]

Ms. Chen! Ms. Chen!

I got into Harvard! [screams]

- Congratulations, Mandy.

- I don't even know how it happened.

I mean, I didn't send in

the letter of rec. I swear.

Well, someone else must have done it.

Like who?

It was me, dummy!

It was just a boring, unsexy teacher rec.

And who would know it? It actually worked.

I don't even know what to say.

That's all the thanks I need.

Now get out there.

No, really. I can't believe it...

Oh, would you listen to me

for once in your life?

Go! Leave me alone!

[mouthing word] Okay.

Oh, I wanna dance with somebody

I wanna feel the heat with somebody

Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

With somebody who loves me

- [applause]

- [song ends]

Hi, I'm Mandy Yang, your salutatorian

because I got a 94 in PE.

[students murmuring]

And today

[student clears throat]

Well, today, um,

I was going to give a speech

filled with words of wisdom from my heroes

like Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Ingrid Downs.

But instead, I'd like to share some advice

I got from someone very important to me.

And that advice is: BEEF.

Balance.

Eyes.

Elbow.

Follow-through.

- What is she doing?

- I don't know, but I am gonna film it.

[Mandy] Now, for those of you who are not

sports aficionados like myself,

BEEF is how you teach someone to sh**t a

layup?

- [whispering] No.

- [Mandy] A free throw?

Free throw. A free throw.

Um, sorry.

Uh, it's how you teach someone

to sh**t a free throw.

Uh, but it also applies to life.

Balance.

It's something I didn't have enough of.

You know,

it's... it's important to have goals,

but don't let pursuing those goals

become your entire life.

Work hard but also have fun.

Laugh, dance,

fill up a car with Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

- [audience laughs]

- Yes!

Eyes. Keep them open.

You never know who you might meet.

Elbow.

Keep them safe. They're important.

[audience laughs]

And finally, follow-through.

When you take a sh*t,

make sure to finish it.

So to that end

Graham Lansing.

Thank you for making

my last semester of high school different.

Good different.

And to my fellow seniors

oh, I hope whatever life brings you next

is good different too.

Oh, and one more thing.

Go, Bulldogs!

[audience cheering]

We love you!

[groans]

I can't believe

you're going to Boston right now.

I know, but I couldn't say no

to Dr. Downs's offer to sit in on her...

- Summer lectures on Global Poverty.

- Poverty.

I know, I know. I just...

[sighs] I am gonna miss you.

- I'm gonna miss you.

- [Ben grunts]

But I will be back before Labor Day,

so you'll have to pencil me in

in between dates with your new girlfriend.

- Can you believe I have a girlfriend?

- Can you believe it's LaToya Reynolds?

At what point will you two stop

referring to me by my full name?

[Mandy] Probably never.

Oh. I should go.

Bye, Ben.

Bye, Mandy.

Oh.

Hey. Congratulations, graduate.

Double congrats to you.

That was... That was some speech.

I'll always remember

to protect my elbows because of you.

Good.

That is what I was hoping

you took from that.

[sighs] So, Harvard, huh?

Yeah. What about you?

You decide where you're going?

UT.

[Mandy] Your dad's choice.

- I mean, it's a... It's a great school.

- Yeah, I know what you mean.

But, hey, good luck.

I'll call you if I need a tutor.

And I will call you

if I join the girls' basketball team.

Bye, Graham.

Bye, Mandy.

["The Promise" playing]

You ready?

Yeah, I am. Let's go.

If you need a friend

Don't look to a stranger

You know in the end

I'll always be there

I'm gonna get a refill.

You guys want anything?

- Sure thing.

- Yes, please. Thanks.

When you're in danger

Hey, could I get a refill?

[employee] Sure.

Graham, order up!

[music fades]

[laughs] Mandy.

Graham.

Is that a Save the Bees shirt?

Is that really what you wanna talk about?

No, no. But what are you doing here?

Well, I was all set to go to UT because

that's what was gonna make my dad happy,

but someone once told me

not to live my life for his approval.

So I'm here, taking a gap year,

just trying to figure out

what I wanna do, you know?

Oh. And... And what you want is here

in... in Boston?

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

Working non-profit,

coaching inner-city kids.

It's really a great program.

Yeah. That sounds like a...

Like a perfect fit.

I'm really happy for you.

Thanks. You know, um,

there is one other reason I...

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking

Of the right words to say

I promise

I know they don't sound the way

I planned them to be

I promise

But if you wait around a while

I'll make you fall for me

I promise, I promise you

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking

Of the right words to say

I promise

I know they don't sound the way

I planned them to be

I promise

And if I had to walk the world

I'd make you fall for me

I promise you, I promise you I will

I will, I will

[song fades]

["Reinvent Urself" playing]

[song continues]
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