"To the true believer
faith is observation"
Rabbi Nachman of Breslov
The sixth day,
Heaven and the earth were finished.
And on the 7th day
God completed His work
and God rested the 7th
day from all his work
and God blessed the 7th day
because He has rested
from all His work.
- With your permission.
- Cheers.
Blessed are You,
who creates the fruit of the vine.
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Blessed are You, Lord,
King of the Universe,
Who brings forth bread
from the earth.
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The rice.
Give thanks unto the Lord
for His mercy lasts forever.
To Him that made great lights,
for His mercy lasts forever.
The sun to rule by day,
for His mercy lasts forever.
The moon
and stars to rule by night
for His mercy lasts forever.
To Him who divided the Red Sea
for His mercy lasts forever.
And made Israel pass through it
for His mercy lasts forever.
But overthrew Pharaoh
in the Red Sea
for His mercy lasts forever.
To Him that led
His people to the desert,
for His mercy lasts forever.
To Him that smote great kings,
for His mercy lasts forever.
Hey, be quiet!
Same story every Friday night!
It's Friday night! We want to rest!
A film by Meni Yaesh
- Fill it!
- To the top.
- We'll all get married soon.
- Let's drink.
Here's the pain in the ass!
- Look at his Armani skullcap.
- Come drink with us.
What do you want?
Could you turn it down?
It's Friday night.
People are resting.
So go home and rest.
Go home and pray!
I have something for you.
I'll pump up the volume.
They don't like loud music
but throwing rocks is OK.
- b*tches.
- Aim for the one in the middle.
Turn the music off!
Turn it down! Down!
You son of a bitch!
Avi, careful!
Avi!
I'll k*ll you.
If you ever come
back, I'll k*ll you.
Is that clear?
Get up.
Inside the car.
Go!
- Get the hell out of here!
- Assholes!
- Go!
- Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch...
Well done, boys!
- Pricks, sons of b*tches...
- Yaniv, Kobi...
Good night, dear neighbors.
From now on it'll be quiet
on Friday night.
Shabbat Shalom.
Avi, you nailed it, man!
GOD'S NEIGHBORS
Nachman from Uman
Daughters of Israel
Be prepared for the Messiah
No despair in the world
Thank you, give charity!
Smile!
Smile!
Yaniv, you have a delivery.
A kilo of cucumbers.
Yes, Mrs. Hannah, of course.
Today only.
Look at this. Fix it up.
Let's have some coffee later.
Certificate of merit to Avi Bahar
Nachman from Uman
What's up?
Be quiet, if you wake my
dad up I'll k*ll you.
Why are you shouting?
What's up, fatso?
I told you to be quiet.
Yaniv, your head.
Throw it to me.
Kobi, come on!
My dad is sleeping!
He wants to play in Brazil's team.
Have you finished Avner's song?
Yes, I made him a k*ller track!
This'll blow your skullcaps off.
Blessed are You, Lord...
- Roll a joint, Yaniv.
- Right away.
You're coming to the
Rabbi's lesson?
With God's help.
But I have a ton of work tomorrow.
So what?
You have to come, it'll be fun!
"Super tale..."
"Super quote..."
"I want to tell you something."
Kobi, give me a lighter.
Well, it's not finished yet,
but this is the main idea.
Listen.
Hear O Israel
Lord our God
The Lord
Is one Give thanks unto
the Lord for He is good
for His mercy lasts forever...
It's k*ller, man!
It's ace, man!
It's great.
Awesome!
It's great but you
forgot something.
- What did I forget?
- What?
- Think!
- What?
You forgot to put some Shofar.
You open the track with a...
It continues with...
- You gave me an idea.
- You got us jumping.
You gave me an idea.
I'd also shorten the beginning.
- Wait, let me open the file.
- Go ahead.
You can also let it fade in.
How do you say "Shofar" in English?
Shofarrr...
- Hello.
- Good morning.
Do you have red onions?
Come show this cutie
where they are.
Dad, they're over there.
Aviko, come on...
Here they are.
Underneath, they're fresher.
Thanks.
Aren't you cold?
Not at all.
Take care of yourself.
You could easily catch a cold.
How much?
5 shekels.
Anything else?
No.
Did you say something to her?
No, nothing.
One, two, three, four...
- Don't pressure me.
- You're slow.
- So, Lugassi.
- Yes.
What's up with the kitty sh*t?
It's a shitty job.
It's tough...
Ask him about the parrot.
"Lugassi! Lugassi!"
What a bird!
David!
David the King of Israel
What, are you nuts?
- What's up?
- And you?
Praise God, thanks for asking.
Everything okay?
David, come to the synagogue.
You haven't been since Yom Kippur.
I'll try, buddy,
but I can't promise.
Is that Kobi over there?
Yeah... it's a tournament.
Tell that fucker that
nobody screens David.
His brother phoned him from jail,
but he didn't answer.
- Kobi!
- Forget it, he's...
I'll tell him.
Okay, buddy. Bye.
Bye. Nice upholstery.
- You like it?
- Yes.
Yeah.
Next week...
Avraham, remember Izho?
- The one who played backgammon?
- He used to say:
"Come on, 6 and 4... 6 and 4"
- What did you roll, Izho?
- "2 and 1."
He was saying it sadly: "2 and 1".
It's sad.
Man, I hate them.
Those Ishmaelites,
God help me, I hate them.
One day they'll get
such a b*ating...
They only understand v*olence.
Like that g*ng that
taunted us on Yom Kippur.
Avi, let's b*at them up!
Are you children?
Leave them alone.
Calm down.
You're so dramatic.
Elisha, let's put it this way:
There's a higher force
and there's an earthly force.
He nailed it.
It would make a great sticker!
Our fate is happy.
Our fate is comfortable.
Our legacy is beautiful.
Gentlemen and Gentlemen...
I want to tell you something.
The Bible says:
"And these words with which
I command you this day
"shall be upon your heart."
We must inquire:
What do these commandments mean?
Why are there so many
commandments in the Bible?
Is the Creator of the Universe
some sort of m*llitary sergeant?
What?
Why all these commandments?
In Hebrew, "commandment"
comes from "camaraderie".
Camaraderie!
Connection, unity,
pairing.
"And these words
with which I command thee"
connect you, pair you and unify you
with the blessed eternal light.
These commandments
will connect you to it.
Avraham!
What's this?...
At least if you had a beard,
you could play with it.
- I'm working on it.
- I bet you are.
Does your silly brain really get
that the leather strap
you wrap around your left arm
each morning
connects you to the blessed
eternal light of the Lord
who is your real self?
I don't get it.
What does the Lord want?
He wants the animal in us...
to rise to a holy state.
You don't get it, do you?
It's a good thing.
If you would,
it won't be the real deal.
Oz...
"Strength and joy
He shall give to His people."
Tell me something, Oz,
do you realize that you
are unbelievably sweet?
Do you realize?
- Mommy's little boy...
- Listen.
Listen to me.
Gentlemen,
each day,
this arm puts on Tefillin,
not because the Tefillin...
No, stop reasoning!
It's not in the mind!
It's in the heart.
It says so in the
holy Book of Zohar:
"No thought can truly
grasp God at all".
Gentlemen,
you think I know more than you do?
Because I dress like this,
I know more than you do?
The hat is not all that.
The jacket neither.
Even a goat has a beard.
Indeed!
Just kidding, Rabbi.
Gentlemen, listen up.
If you think I know everything,
then get out.
Me...
I don't know a thing!
I don't know a thing...
Okay, ladies, come on.
Enough with the "super quote"...
Now, let's...
Let's move on to the...
"super tale".
Look who woke up, Rabbi.
- Are you with us?
- Yes.
Yaniv, listen.
You like this kind of tale.
A tale that tells
how we can use our silly brain
to fool the evil inclination
within us.
The story begins with a Jew
who returns home
after a day's work.
All his coins were in his pockets.
In those days,
you didn't have checks
or credits cards.
He had cash.
Suddenly, a thug grabs him,
points a g*n at him and says:
"Your money or your life."
The poor guy thought to himself:
"Why me?"
"Why do I deserve this?"
the Jewish man wondered.
Give me the money!
What?
"Look, I can't give you
the money just like that,
"my wife knows me,
"she'll think
I lost it in gambling.
"Come on, sh**t my jacket.
"Make holes in my jacket.
"At least my wife won't k*ll me
when I get home."
Hurry up.
The thug plays along.
He sh**t the jacket.
The Jew sees that the
thug is playing along.
He says...
- Let's do this right.
- What do you want?
- I'll take my hat off.
- And?
"sh**t my hat. Make holes in it.
"When I get back,
my wife will be happy,
"she'll think it's a miracle
I'm still alive!"
Okay, make it snappy.
Come on!
- Come on!
- You're driving me crazy.
He ran out of b*ll*ts.
The Jew realized that,
gave him a head butt,
kneed him.
"Damn you!"
- Can I ask you a question?
- sh**t, bro.
Seriously,
what's the deal with
the side curls?
Avi Bahar, asking about side curls?
Praise the Lord!
I was just curious.
How long have you
been growing them?
How long?
6 years. Since I flew to Uman.
Really?
By the way,
are you flying to Uman?
God willing. I want to be there.
You must come, bro.
You have to come with me.
I know.
I'll carry you and your
luggage on my back.
We will party.
We'll barbecue, drink vodka,
strengthen our faith.
You must visit the Rabbi's grave
on new year's eve,
read the 10 Psalms,
and give to charity
to be acquitted on Judgment Day.
God willing.
The festivals in Uman are
not like the festivals here.
Really?
There, it's a party of sanctity.
40,000 people shouting to the Lord.
You come back from there...
a happy and changed man.
Besides...
It's cool, bro.
- Totally.
- It helps a Jew talk to God.
Talk to him, bro.
Testing, testing...
Come to Uman and you'll have curls.
Leave it...
He's just showing off.
God, open my lips and my
mouth will recite Your prayer.
Blessed are You...
I'll go with you to give
to Avner your track.
Not today. I'll go tomorrow.
- Are you coming to Elisha's tonight?
- Of course.
I have to go the other way,
to hop over to the store.
I have to bring my dad something.
See you tonight?
See you.
There might be a kitten
trapped inside your engine.
Be careful.
Thanks and have a good day.
Miri, the neighbor.
6 and 4 is good.
This is the 6 and this is the 4.
Your turn. Go on.
Pal, it's not your day.
Slowly by slowly, I'll make it.
6 and 3. Great...
That's 6.
3 and 6 is very good.
Your turn, Avi. Go on, buddy.
Stick it to him!
Oh, man!
Yaniv, you k*lled me.
Don't fight.
Even if the famous Ibrahim
Tatlisoglu Kogulo sat here,
he'd lose to me.
Without even looking,
I know I got double 6!
- f*ck, Yaakov.
- I'm gonna trash you.
Where's the modesty, Yaakov?
You're so proud.
How does the saying go?
- "He humiliates the proud..."
- Yes, Rabbi.
"...and lifts the humiliated
to the skies."
- Listen during the lessons!
- God forbid, guys.
I'm not being proud.
It's a fact.
- 6 and 6!
- Double 6!
- Did you stick "6" on every side?
- You're history.
Look. 1, 2, 3, 4.
Your day is over.
Roll the dice.
Drop it.
You're a shame for the Turkish.
You're weak.
Bash the Turks all you like,
but all the great Israelis
are Turkish.
- Did you know that?
- Really?
- No, who?
- Who?
Beri Saharoff.
- Shlomi Shabbat.
- And Leah Shabbat.
Aki Avni, Lior Ashkenazi...
Besides, we make
the best bourekas.
We invented the doner kebab!
Really?
- Could you do without Turkish coffee?
- No.
Are you done?
Is Avi Bitter one of yours?
What about the flotilla for Gaza?
And Erdogan?
The Turks are a plague!
Let's go! 4 and 1 is good.
Man, all celebrities are
originally Moroccan.
- Let's list them.
- Go ahead.
- Miri Buhadana.
- One.
- Yael Abecassis.
- Two.
- Moshe Ivgi.
- Three.
- Moshe Peretz.
- Four. Kobi Peretz.
- Five.
- It's all written down.
- We can go on all night.
- Wait.
- And Miki Buganim?
- Six.
Isn't he one of yours?
- And Tali Fahima?
- You got me.
And Vanunu! Vanunu, you weirdo!
Let's play.
- We have time.
- Let's go home.
- Play.
- Come on, roll.
Let me b*at you.
- He talks so much.
- Throw the dice.
4-3, great. 4-3...
The best thing to come
from you is Turkish baths.
Now, b*at it. Next in line, please.
Next in line.
- Boy, am I going to sleep well.
- Make your move.
Way to go, Yaakov.
You nailed it.
Love you, man.
Come on, Kobi, I'll show you.
Play with Elisha,
I must talk to him.
Elisha! Come, it's Judgment Day.
Did you get some hash?
David took care of us, don't worry.
Listen...
I wanted to talk about something.
There's a new girl
in the neighborhood.
She walks around
in revealing clothes.
She's been asked not to,
but she doesn't care.
Isn't that promiscuous?
- She causes others to sin.
- Exactly.
Yehuda showed me who she is.
Yaniv, too.
What's her name?
Miri.
- Do you know her?
- No, how would I?
Tomorrow then?
Tomorrow.
Hello, Miss Miri,
3rd floor, apartment 6.
And you are...?
Who I am?
A modest Jew who does
things by the book.
God's book.
You're not dressed properly.
You're not at the beach.
- Get out of my way.
- See that?
Sin after sin.
Now you're talking rude.
- Let me go!
- Dress properly!
Are you all going to b*at me up?
Nobody's b*ating nobody up.
We're just asking you to
respect the neighborhood.
When you're out of town,
do whatever you want.
But here you have to
respect the neighborhood
and yourself.
A Jewish girl doesn't
go out like that.
Better listen, or one day,
you won't see your bicycle.
- Are you threatening me?
- God forbid.
- I'm promising you.
- Calm down.
- I'm sure she understood.
- Is that so?
Sweetie, don't test us.
We're asking nicely!
- You're some men, threatening a girl!
- Hey, you!
Dress modestly!
Kobi, I'll handle it.
Believe me, Miri,
I'm here for your sake.
Are you done? Can I go home?
Don't dress like this again, huh?!
Enough. Let her pass.
What was that about?
Forget it.
Sons of b*tches...
Nachman from Uman
Give thanks unto the Lord
for He is good
For His mercy lasts forever
Give thanks unto the Lord...
It's k*ller, bro!
It's sent from Heaven!
Well done!
You're ace!
Micha! Micha!
You hear?
Listen.
Isn't it k*ller?
Yes, I just got the track.
Bahar.
Yes, the righteous Avraham Bahar,
bless him.
Gather everyone,
tonight we're going for a ride.
Okay, bye.
You're great.
You made the Rabbi so happy!
You're so talented!
Tel Aviv is going
to jump to the sky!
Even the Ashkenazim.
Come on, Avraham, join us.
You'll see how much respect
your music gets.
- Avner, I'm not into that...
- Don't be a party pooper.
It's a commandment to be joyous!
- Let's go.
- Some other time.
- Come on.
- I have to return to work.
What's up, Miri?
Can I have a word?
What is it now? Not modest enough?
No, it's fine this way.
Now you're respectful.
I don't owe you respect.
Neither to your friends.
I put this on because it's cold.
Good day, "righteous one".
Miri!
Miri, wait up.
I want to talk to you!
Blessed are You, Lord,
who has sanctified us
and commanded us
to put on Tefillin.
I will engage thee unto Me
in righteousness,
in lovingness and in compassion,
and thou shalt know the Lord.
Hear O Israel,
Lord our God, the Lord is one.
Let me help you.
It's okay, I can handle it.
- I wanted to help you.
- No need.
Is it because of the
incident in the hall?
You think we'd hurt you?
Look at me. Would I hit a girl?
- I don't know.
- Miri, wait.
You don't even know why I'm here.
Let me explain.
You know why I'm here?
Why are you here?
Why am I here?
How should I know? Weirdo...
Didn't you lose anything?
No.
Not that I know of...
No, I didn't lose anything.
Nothing is missing?
- What do you want?
- Wait a second.
Didn't you drop this on the way?
Oh!
It's so cute!
What a darling!
Hello!
Where did you get it?
I found it.
It's so cute.
Hello.
Hello, kitten.
Mitzi. Have fun with it.
"Mitzi", how original.
Besides, Mitzi is for a girl.
This is a boy.
Really?
What should we name it then?
I don't know...
"Little Panther"?
"Little Panther" is nice.
One second.
Hey, sweetie.
I'm outside my building.
Are you coming over?
Okay, I understand.
We'll talk.
Okay, bye. Bye...
Little Panther.
He'll never leave you.
That's right.
We don't need anyone,
do we, Little Panther?
My mom will k*ll me!
Why? He's cute.
- Hey, Maurice.
- Hi, Kobi.
- Come here, buddy.
- What is it?
Next to the grocery shop,
a guy is selling DVDs
of improper movies.
Everyone can see the p*rn covers.
- Now?
- Yes.
He's still there?
I just passed through there
and saw the covers.
I feel so dirty,
I must read the 10 Psalms.
Let's go.
Dad, I'll be back.
- Did you tell Yaniv?
- Yes.
Take a stick.
- Where to?
- I'll be right back!
Yossi, give me assorted films,
not always the same ones.
Some with black and Asian women.
People like variety.
Don't bring the same stuff.
Meet you in an hour.
What would you like?
The new James Bond?
I have movies here
that didn't hit the theatres yet.
Can I ask you something?
Leave this area.
Don't sell these abominations here.
Go elsewhere.
Not here!
Listen, pal, if you don't
want to buy, scram.
I'm asking you nicely, right?
Please, dear Jew,
respect the neighborhood.
Take your stand and
get out of here.
Listen, "Nachman", you moron...
This isn't Jerusalem here.
If you don't want to buy... Scram!
I'll sell wherever I want to.
You reminded me of a saying:
"They pardon the righteous
"and convict the criminal."
Amen.
Itzik!
Itzik! Itzik!
Avi, watch out! Behind you!
I'll bring my guys,
just wait and see.
Come here, I'll b*at you up!
You'll see, you assh*le!
Prick!
You have no idea who I belong to.
Neither do you!
I belong to the Lord!
And I think He wants you
to get beaten up.
Are you okay?
Son of a bitch.
It's Thursday, it'll be hectic.
Take those two trays out
while they're hot.
Can I take 5 minutes, Moshe?
- Only 5 minutes, okay?
- 5 minutes.
Miri, it's Thursday.
You know how hectic it gets.
- Hi.
- What's up?
What happened to your head?
I slipped while playing soccer.
- You don't know how to play?
- A silly slip.
Home delivery.
Is it for kittens?
It's for little panthers.
It was expensive.
Investing in Little Panther?
I have friends in the safari.
How is he?
He's so cute... Incredible!
You wouldn't believe it.
If he sees a roll of toilet paper,
- he kicks it around.
- Really?
He makes such a mess.
He's cute.
Want to see him tomorrow?
Tomorrow is Friday,
bless the Lord, who has time...
I see.
Don't you keep Shabbat?
It depends. I go with the flow...
My boyfriend and I just broke up.
He'd only have time for me
on Fridays.
On Fridays he wanted
to go out with you?
But it says: "Stop work and rest."
You know what "Vay"
means in Yiddish?
I don't speak Yiddish.
God forbid,
our souls don't get rest.
Trust me,
parties just burn time.
You should experience
the joy of Friday.
If you join me on Friday, hang out,
you'll get a lot.
When was the last time
you were at a party?
Parties, I have plenty.
I have a blast every day.
But on Friday I rest.
I gather my strength.
Miri?
Come on, table 2.
Thanks.
No problem, my treat.
Shame on you, assh*le,
son of a bitch!
Pass the ball.
What's that: "pass the ball?!"
What a disgusting guy...
Good! Pass it to him!
Good one!
- Goal, David!
- Don't you guard the goal?
Give thanks unto the Lord
for He is good
for His Mercy lasts forever David...
Smile, buddy.
- Wear it, it'll help you.
- What's the score?
Lord, grant me good health...
I'm so out of shape now.
Were you ever in shape?
Eliko, who goes first?
We tore them apart, didn't we?
David sprained his balls.
When do we have to be
at the synagogue?
Al 4:30, I think.
Soon Pinhas will announce:
"Shabbat Shalom, House of Israel.
"Candle lighting time "at 4:34."
Tell me...
What would you guys say if...
If what?
- Damn it.
- Talk to us, bro.
You're so dramatic...
Tell us, everything is alright?
Thank God.
Thank God.
What is it?
Nothing.
Come on, bro, stop squirming
like a worm and talk!
It's nothing serious.
There's this cute girl.
We're just friends.
Dude!
It's love from above...
Stop this!
Slop!
A woman of valor, who can find?
Talk to us, bro.
Is she a righteous girl
from the synagogue?
That's the thing. She's not.
And she's...
Well, she's not from the synagogue.
Where from?
- Is she Russian?
- God forbid!
- I hope she's not a goy?
- No!
I'm just asking.
Tell us who she is!
Miri.
Who's Miri?
Miri!
3rd floor, apartment 6.
You're kidding!
For real?
Yes, but we're just friends.
Nothing more.
Is she dressing modestly?
Yes, she's respectful, thank God.
That's great.
You guys really think so?
I really didn't know
how to tell you this.
It's totally cool, bro.
As long as you're in
control and won't fall.
No touching or glances...
You know the tests.
"Don't follow your impulses..."
Kobi, are you lecturing me?
Who taught you?
Enough!
Why say these things?
It's still a girl, and things
have to be said.
- You could make a mistake.
- Don't worry!
- I'm worried.
- Enough!
To me it sounds
innocent, pure, clean.
I approve.
Okay?
I approve too.
Great.
Shabbat Shalom.
- Stop sulking. Shabbat Shalom.
- Cut it out...
- You okay?
- Yes.
All right then.
What did Israel want?
- He needs help to fix a water leak.
- Let's go.
There's Moshiko, that jerk.
What's going on?
It's Shabbat.
Why get angry?
Don't waste the Shabbat this way.
We'll catch him on Sunday.
Leave it.
f*ck!
This is bad luck!
- So early in the morning...
- And already unlucky!
Who did this?
How should I know?
Who didn't observe
the Shabbat? You?
Have you no shame?
I was open only a bit longer.
My client had dye in her hair!
I'll call the police,
you're gonna get it.
Nobody said it was us.
So why are you bringing the police?
He just asked if you
were open on Shabbat.
sh*t happens to those
who are open on Shabbat.
- They get an X.
- What do you learn from that?
Have you no shame?
You're religious?
You're pieces of sh*t!
And you, your mother is a whore...
If you ever curse my
mother again, I'll k*ll you!
Leave me alone, son of a bitch!
- Leave him!
- Robert, stay out of this!
Avi... Stop that!
- Let him go!
- Go home.
- What's the big deal?
- What's the big deal?!
- Go away!
- I'm calling the police.
You'll end up in jail.
I'm not scared! In jail they have
kosher food, a synagogue
No problem!
Don't ever stay open on Shabbat!
You know me.
I never meddle in
other people's business.
Let me make a living peacefully...
Avi, can we talk?
Sure, something wrong?
Yes, come.
- What's the matter?
- You threatened my cousin.
You're lucky I stopped him
from reporting you to the police.
- Who's your cousin?
- Moshiko, moron!
- Moshiko's your cousin?!
- Yes!
Calm down, Miri.
How could I know? If only I knew...
Even if he weren't,
you're not the mayor!
- I did nothing to him.
- Is that so?
Just strangled him and
ruined his store window!
- But he cursed my mother.
- What are you, a child?!
Avi, I tried to respect you
but you're a religious extremist.
We're different.
Stay away from me and my family!
Avraham, is everything okay?
- Hello, Maurice!
- Hello!
- How are you?
- Good, thank God. And you?
2 kilos of oranges...
- 10 shekels.
- Please.
- They're beautiful.
- Thank you very much.
Goodbye.
- That all you got?
- Yes.
- If you don't like it, don't buy it.
- I won't.
- Aviko, what happened?
- Nothing. Everything's great.
Everything's great?
Me,
I don't know a thing
No, no, I don't know a thing...
How are you, Rabbi?
What was that for?
Why did you leave us last night?
- What came up?
- I had to leave.
- Where to?
- I had some errands to run!
Why are you so edgy?
Leave me alone, Kobi.
What happened with Miri?
- Kobi, listen...
- Hey, Avraham.
Did you watch the game last night?
Macabbi played so lousy...
Why do they pay that
Abouzaglu so much?
Tell me why.
I turned off the TV at half-time.
I didn't see the end.
Do you know the score?
Happy are those who
dwell in Your house...
What's eating you up, bro?
Talk to me.
Everything's okay, Kobi.
Forget it...
It's nothing serious.
You shouldn't hide things from me.
"You shall not hide anything
from your friend."
Where did that come from?
The book of Kobi, Chapter 4.
Everything's okay, bro.
How did it go with Miri?
Not good. She's not speaking to me.
- Really?
- It's about her cousin.
We shouldn't have...
Get her chocolates and
flowers and you're good...
You'll see.
Remember those damn Arabs
who passed by Elisha's?
- Yes?
- Last night they passed by again.
Slowly, on purpose, with their
stinking music on full volume.
I was this close to
b*ating them up.
They started talking
to each other in Arabic
and laughed in my face.
Avi, let's do something,
let's ambush them.
We're not in Jaffa,
this is Bat Yam.
Don't do a thing, you hear me?
Leave it.
Fine, what's come over you?
Take care, buddy.
Take the trays out, okay?
Pizzeria Puzzi.
Hello, I'd like to order
a large cheese pizza.
Any toppings?
I'd like to top them
with a lot of "sorry"
and a bit of "understanding".
What would you like?
A lot of "sorry" and a
bit of "understanding".
Who's this?
Miri, it's Avi.
- Can I meet you later?
- Avi, don't call here.
Can I talk to you?
Rabbi Avraham!
You don't know
what your music does.
People go crazy! It's a hit!
Cool, then here's another track.
It's a rough-cut.
Buddy, even your
rough-cuts are masters.
Bless Him for blessing
you with this gift.
- What's wrong, Avraham?
- What?
Why the long face, buddy?
Forget it...
I get knocked down all the time.
What do you mean?
What happened, buddy?
What can I tell you, Avner?
I wanted to help someone.
But in the end, I hurt him.
My grandmother had
a Moroccan saying...
"You came to give a kiss
and took out an eye".
Did you upset a Jewish soul?
I wanted him
to observe the Shabbat.
He ended up getting angry at me.
If you upset him, then you did
the opposite of a good deed.
- Yes.
- You harmed him.
Obviously. So what do I do?
Is it a close friend?
Can you contact him?
- I see him now and then.
- So now earn another good deed:
- Forgiveness.
- Forgiveness?
It's an opportunity.
What does our rabbi say?
"You are in the same place
as your thoughts.
"Make sure they are in the place
where you want to be."
I don't get it.
First you must forgive yourself.
And then this man will forgive you.
For sure.
- Have you spoken to him?
- With the guy?
No, with God.
Have you made your introspection?
I'm dying to, Avner.
What are you waiting for?
He's available 24 hours a day.
The line's never busy.
Pour your heart out to Him.
And purify yourself.
Okay?
"He hears your prayers
"and answers in times of trouble."
- My brother.
- Avner, you're a righteous man.
Me? You are!
May God keep you safe.
May God keep you safe.
Wait, wait.
Give this to Kobi and do another track.
We'll release an album.
That's to repent for my mistake.
Are we good?
That's to repent for my mistake.
Are we good?
You need anything?
Closed on Fridays
You don't give up, do you?
"There is no despair
in the world... at all."
What do you want?
What do you want?
I want to walk you home.
May I?
Miri...
Miri...
I thought a lot about
what you told me.
And so...
You were right about many things.
I admit.
When my mom d*ed,
my life changed completely.
When my mom d*ed,
my life changed completely.
My father fell apart.
He didn't leave the
house for two months.
I had to take care of everything.
Our home was filled with crying
during the mourning period...
I was busy taking
tables in and out,
arranging the food and the prayers.
And then I had to take
over the shop.
On the anniversary of her death,
the rabbi came over
and sat in the corner quietly.
After an hour, he got
up, took me aside,
told me some biblical discourses.
Then he looked into
my eyes and said:
"Avi, cry.
"Cry.
"You must cry.
"You must cry.
"They can hear you in Heaven."
I understand you.
When my parents got divorced,
it was tough on me.
Really?
I haven't spoken about
this for years, but...
I haven't spoken about
this for years, but...
when a family falls apart...
it's tough.
Tell me, why do the Breslov
men dance like that?
To express their joy.
They're happy.
Do you know our music?
They're happy.
Do you know our music?
It puts people in a trance.
I compose the best trance tracks.
- Will you play them for me some day?
- Sure.
Okay, well...
Okay, well...
Good night.
A blessed night.
May you have pious dreams.
Tell me,
how wrong would it be
of me to hug you?
How wrong would it be
of me to hug you?
I'd love...
to hug you too,
but your desire to do so
is enough for me.
Okay.
Good night.
Yes, Rahamim, no problem.
Everything's okay. No problem.
You can come over. Bye.
You can come over. Bye.
Avi?
Rahamim is bringing the potatoes.
Clear some space for them.
No problem, Pops, I will.
You're cheerful this morning!
You're cheerful this morning!
Very cheerful.
Hey Kobi.
What? Kobi, talk slowly.
Where?
Here?
Okay, wait for me,
I'll be right there.
No religious people - no terrorism
Look what they did, Avraham. Look!
This means w*r.
We're going to sit on the roof
and ambush them.
We'll b*at them up.
Look what they did.
Look what they did.
Am I right, Avi? You tell me.
What is this?!
I bet it's those Russians.
How could they do this?!
- What's this?
- Yaniv, do you believe this?
What a shame!
I'm painting the third coat.
I'm painting the third coat.
- Who did it?
- Must be those damn Russians.
Paint over it, children can see it.
Take a paintbrush.
Sons of b*tches!
Damn it...
I scrubbed myself
and still have paint on me.
Turpentine, alcohol, acid,
but it won't come off.
How much longer shall we wait?
What is it, Avi?
You're not up for ambushes anymore?
Did you forget the operations
we did in Hebron?
Border police, August 9th, Hebron.
Border police, August 9th, Hebron.
God forgets, a border
policeman doesn't.
We'd b*at the crap out of them.
Kobi, you should've seen us.
We were like two lions!
I caught an Arab,
Avi hit him.
Avi hit him.
Then he caught one
and I kicked his balls.
You and your Hebron stories,
I'm tired of them.
Here we hit them after
the lynching in Ramallah.
Comparing here to Hebron?
Me and David, the thug.
Me and David, the thug.
David saw some crappy Arab
throwing rocks.
We caught him,
pinned him to the floor
and kicked his face and head...
He was so surprised...
It's them.
Let's go!
Look. Are those Jews?
Look.
Look at that scumbag.
Those kids?
Kids or not kids,
they're peeing on us.
Kids or not kids,
they're peeing on us.
I'll teach them a lesson.
If you don't care stay here.
Avi, let's scare them a little bit.
Come on.
What are you doing?!
Are you nuts? He's 16 years old!
If you have something
to say, just say it!
- You're nuts!
- I've had it with your moods!
You've lost it!
You've lost it!
- Me?!
- Yes!
Since Miri came into the picture,
you've changed.
You're not the same Avi.
Am I right, Lugassi?
A little.
Is that so?
Is that so?
You're either with us or not.
You decide.
Avi, I mean it, we miss you.
I have to strengthen
my faith. Right, Kobi?
"God differs us from wrong-doers".
- Wait!
- Let him go, Yaniv.
Read the 10 Psalms!
Come read them!
Restart yourself!
Throwing it all away for a girl!
Throwing it all away for a girl!
First of all, if we're talking,
I want to thank you very much
for our livelihood.
"Thou open Your hand and satisfy
the desire of every living thing."
It took me a while
to come talk to You.
We had some trouble
in the neighborhood.
All sorts of wrong-doers...
and Kobi and Yaniv...
I love them.
I love them.
Tell me what I'm supposed to do.
I like Your laws.
"The King of righteousness
and judgment",
this is You!
What am I babbling about?
What for?
My biggest mess right now,
is that I lost focus.
This cute girl is confusing me.
I guess You've seen her.
"Seen her"... I'm such a moron!
You created her!
You created her!
What will I do with her?
She has a good soul.
Doesn't she?
She has a good heart,
she's sweet, respectful,
she's even pretty, bless You
for all Your deeds.
For all Your deeds.
But tell me what I must do
with her.
Whatever I do for Your sake
makes her unhappy.
She says I'm not right.
So I'm asking You now:
So I'm asking You now:
Am I right?
If she's not the woman for me,
if she'll only do me harm,
give me a sign and I'll end it!
One word from You!
One word from You!
But if You sent her to me
so she can rectify me, if
she's the woman for me,
then tell me.
Then tell me.
Talk to me!
You're all-knowing!
I trust only You!
I listen only to You!
I listen only to You!
I love You,
Sovereign of the Universe!
I love You!
I'm happy with You, I swear!
I thank You every day!
I thank You everyday!
I thank You everyday!
The Lord is ruler,
the Lord was ruler,
The Lord shall rule
forever and ever.
You're so cute!
Where was this taken?
At my Bar Mitzvah.
- You were bummed out.
- You never had a Bar Mitzvah...
It's a big production...
You can take some books to read.
All the Breslov books are good.
Take one.
The Empty Chair
"Always remember:
"there's no obstacle
you can't overcome."
Amen.
Good saying.
But the best book of all...
Psalms, of course I know it.
I used to read it a lot, but now...
I don't get around to it.
Is that so?
You know that thing about Psalms?
- What thing?
- You don't know?
What?
It shows your state
each time you open it.
What do you mean?
Open it, and whatever
page you land on,
that will be the state you're in.
Like an X-ray.
Sometimes it's very clear.
And sometimes... it's clear.
- Try it.
- You're not kidding me?
I opened Psalms many times,
looking for answers.
Do it. But be serious.
Okay.
Be serious, stop laughing!
Wow...
What does it say?
"The glory of the King's daughter
is within her,
"despite her worked gold clothing."
What does that say about me?
- You're kidding me, right?
- No...
Are you serious? Let me see.
Avi, you're scaring me.
What does it mean?
Is it good or bad?
It's good, of course it is.
It's great!
Forget it, bro!
- Avi is your pal!
- Leave me alone.
Enough. Drop it.
I have no strength.
You're supposed to say:
"Give me strength."
Don't give up.
Where's the third stooge?
Forget it, he's no good!
- Did you have a fight?
- Just forget it, pal.
We don't need him. He was damaged.
As they say: "Keep me away
from those who love me..."
I get it. It's about that girl...
What's the name of that Pocahontas?
Miri.
Elisha, leave us,
go sell some snacks!
Avi...
I want to tell you something.
Seriously.
But don't get too excited.
What?
Seriously...
For some time now,
I really feel like...
It's not because of you,
so don't think that...
Well, it's also because of you,
but I really want to...
It's not new to me, it's just...
What is it, you pest?
What?
I want to come with you to
the synagogue for Shabbat.
You're kidding?
For real?
Sweetie...
Blessed is His name for eternity!
Wow!
For real?
Yes.
This is great.
You know you're going
to be my wife?
I knew you'd get too excited!
It's those damn Arabs...
I am going to b*at them up!
- Let it go...
- f*ck you, Yaniv!
Keep sitting here like a f*gg*t!
Damn you, son of a bitch!
You forgot to say the blessing.
- That all was "created by His word."
- Relax!
You're sweet. You made me so happy.
Praised be the Lord that
all was created by His word.
Fight!
Come look at this fight!
What's going on down there?
A fight?
What's wrong, Avi?
Avi, where are you going?
Avi, where were you?
It was crazy. Look at this blood.
Let go of me!
Avi, Avi!
Kobi!
Kobi!
I want to see him. Let me see him!
Move! I want to see him!
Move, I want to see him!
He's my friend, I tell you!
Avi, how are you?
Did I scare you?
No, honored Rabbi.
I was just preoccupied.
Hello, honored Rabbi.
- When is the evening prayer?
- 7:20.
Hello, honored Rabbi.
Avi, I want to talk with you.
Got a moment?
Sure.
Praised be the Lord
that all was created by His word.
That little prayer
you just said, Avi,
do you have any idea what it means?
What it stands for?
That all was created by His word...
What is God's goal?
What is the purpose
of His creation?
Ever think about that?
So that we know that
absolutely everything
was created by...
His word.
You understand?
Everything in a person's life
depends on God's will.
Livelihood, health,
a wife, children, w*r or peace...
What do you want, Avi?
w*r or peace?
Of course I want peace. Of course.
Then let the Lord decide for you.
He's our supervisor.
Believe me.
Hey, buddy.
What do they say?
He didn't wake up yet.
He didn't?!
Quiet.
Listen, Kobi is like
a brother to me.
Those bastards will
have to deal with me.
So we won't sit here like faggots.
I won't wait!
Be quiet!
We are going to burn Jaffa tonight!
Come here!
Take a look.
Look at this!
Well?
You see? I never let
you down, right?
Today, we're getting
Bat Yam's respect back.
This is it.
Put it back!
Yaish, put those back!
Give it to me.
What are you, little boys?
Leave it alone...
Miri calling
Give it to me, Turjeman.
Moshiah, that's enough.
Come on, get in the car.
Go sit in the back,
we have a guest.
Get in, Avi.
I swear I'm going to k*ll
every Arab I see.
Regardless of who stabbed Kobi...
I'll k*ll them all.
That's it.
They'll see how David fucks them.
This way.
Hey, buddy.
Turn left, I'll wait for
you at the corner.
We'll be right there.
Take your shoes off the seat!
We're gonna f*ck them up.
Bless You, Lord, who
trained my hands for w*r.
Are you praying "Kaddish" for them?
Wacko...
First let us catch them.
Praying "Kaddish", it's cute.
Take off my license plates.
Go help him with the
Molotov cocktails.
Make it snappy.
Shamli, see that the Molotov
cocktails are okay.
Don't spill any of them
or I'll break your bones.
There are 4 Arabs there,
they look like the type.
- Okay, buddy, go.
- Give me a bottle.
Let's go bust them up.
- Have fun.
- David, I'm off.
Hear O Israel... God is one.
Amen.
Get in already!
A Sun!
sh**t him, Avi!
sh**t the bastard!
Do it! f*ck him up!
sh**t him, in Kobi's name.
sh**t him!
Let's get out of here! Avi!
Go, go!
May God bless you,
our Lord,
and guard you...
A sign unto Zion will I give,
and to Jerusalem a
messenger of good news.
I will lift the cup
and call upon the name of the Lord.
O Lord, save us!
We beseech Thee, O Lord!
Make us prosper!
Bless everything we undertake!
Blessed are You, Lord, who
creates the fruit of the vine.
Blessed are You, Lord, who
created varieties of aromas.
Blessed are You, Lord, who
creates the light of the fire.
Blessed are You, Lord,
who separates sacred from secular,
light from darkness,
Israel from the nations, the 7th day
from the six days of Creation.
Blessed are You, Lord, who
separates sacred from secular.
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