Us x Her (2022)

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Right.

Move it right here.

Okay, I want you to relax your mouth.

Just look towards the camera, okay?

Dave? Over here.

Sorry?

Look here.

Relax, Dave. Look here!

Dave, is there a problem?

Problem?

Let's take a break.

f*ck Mari.

What took you so long, Mari?

You're lucky I still showed up.

Come here.

Thank you.

Dave, this is

- f*ck Mari.

- No, f*ck.

Just Mari. My apprentice.

She says she wants to be a photographer.

Mari, this is for you.

I love, you Mari!

Not cool. Report!

I love you because

You never give up even if

it's too much for you to handle.

I love you because

you didn't leave me.

Or because

You came back.

Because you chose me.

I love you because

You took care of me

when I needed it most.

Mr. MVP, recovering!

Say hi, Mr. MVP!

So handsome

Oh sh*t!

I love you because

You love me!

I love you

because you're so hot.

Wow, you've reactivated

Mr. Baller to Mr. Business.

Do you still remember me?

I love you because

You didn't leave me.

Or because

You came back.

I love you because

You took care of me when I needed it most.

I need you too.

I love you because you're so hot.

You're so hot.

You're so hot.

You're so hot.

Good morning!

What are you up to?

Well when I woke up,

you already had a hard-on.

Are you having a wet dream?

Who were you f*cking?

Was it me?

Or someone else?

Of course it was you.

And another woman but

That hurts!

A threesome is really

your ultimate fantasy?

That's why it's so hard to be honest.

Alright then.

Imagine another woman.

sh*t, I'm going to be late.

Love?

Me too, I'm three weeks late.

Wait

You're pregnant?

Doc Belle just texted.

Check the side table.

Are you serious?

Surprise!

sh*t, we tried for four years.

Four f*cking years.

And now we've succeeded.

I'm going to be a father.

Do you want one more?

For backup?

Can you handle it?

Can you?

What's taking you so long?

Mari is pregnant.

I don't want to infect her.

That's why I'm in the mancave.

What about it?

You know what, deal with

the liquidation of Sausage Fest.

I'm broke.

Negative cash flow.

How was I supposed to know that malls would

close when the world ended with the virus?

Well sh*t, what now?

We did pivot online so...

Dude, low sales, man.

Think positive, man.

f*cking hell, I am positive.

f*ck

Mari, love?

The meeting just ended.

Those assholes fired me

from the coaching staff.

Mari?

Why?

What's happening?

Mari?

Tell me what's happening.

Let's eat.

Mari!

That's enough.

Let's eat. Come inside.

Hey, try the food. It's good.

I've been thinking

about opening a food truck.

Something like Filipino burritos.

That's my peg.

And this will be the filling.

Dave?

Haven't you learned anything?

I'm coping. It's like

My world is crashing

and I can't count on anyone.

k*ll!

I'm into plants these days.

They're my subjects

I said k*ll, dumbass!

Stupid m*therf*cker.

Dave?

I'm going to die, f*ck you!

Sorry Rose, there's a child here

playing video games.

k*ll!

It would be better if

we spoke in person.

k*ll, assholes

- Flank them.

- Yes!

I'll die, dumbass.

Stupid!

Morons

Dave.

f*ck you

f*ck!

Dave!

m*therf*cker

You're so loud!

Dave, that call was important.

You're useless!

What was that, love?

Sorry, my teammates

were a bunch of dumbasses.

Good thing you can

always start over in a game, right?

Are you okay?

Are you mad at me?

- sh*t.

- f*ck

Thank God, it just tripped, love. Relax.

I thought they were

cutting our electricity.

Why would they do that?

We pay our bills.

Until when?

I have savings.

Dave! Compute.

How long will your savings last?

Dave, I don't want to

borrow money again from my mom.

I didn't want to lose my job.

I didn't know the league would dissolve.

I didn't know the malls would close.

I didn't know my food business would fail,

f*ck it's not my fault I'm injured!

Dave, fine then it's not your fault!

But Dave, think!

What are we going to do now?

If we need the money,

we can sell this house,

if it's okay with you.

It's just the two of us.

This house is too big.

You should be thankful I have a house.

And sorry, it's just the two of us.

Why?

Is it my fault I had a miscarriage?

Is it my fault I have APAS?

Wait, you're changing the issue.

You're changing the discussion.

I just said...

that a smaller house

would be easier to clean.

It's practical.

So you're saying it's dirty here?

I didn't say that

When did I say that?

I'm not your maid,

I won't clean up after you!

sh*t

And why would we sell my house?

Why should I give up my inheritance?

- Why not yours?

- Fine, fine!

We'll sell them both. We'll sell

- No!

- We'll sell them!

With how things are turning out,

it's a good thing we lost the baby.

What did you say?

Say that again!

Mari, that's not what I meant.

Love!

Son of a bitch.

The electric company is doing

rounds outside, checking up posts.

Maybe that's why the power tripped,

there was trouble.

I'm sorry.

Hey, please?

Our online pivot is picking up.

People are ordering more of our sausages.

I'll make it up to you.

No!

- Come on

- It's sensitive, Dave.

Please, Mari.

Come on, so you could relax.

I said no! What the hell?

Hey, what's wrong?

Come on.

Mari Mari!

Mari!

Mari!

Mari, are you okay?

It's your fault! Mari, come back

- Mari!

- Stop it!

Come back!

Mari!

Don't have any control over your life?

Me I can't control my uterus.

I can't control you, the bedroom,

not even my own body?

When I say that I don't want to,

I really mean it.

You're too much.

I was just being sweet.

You're overreacting, you know that?

If you don't want to, fine!

Mari!

Just tell me what to do.

Hello, Dave.

I've been waiting for you

for so long.

What now?

Hey, what's with the big smile?

Someone's blushing

What'd he say?

I'll go around?

Hey, you don't have to wear a mask.

Well we're sharing

the same air right now.

- Okay.

- I live alone at my apartment.

You?

I'm alright.

Liar.

I don't go out.

Well, what now?

Your sausage!

Right.

Franks and Hungarian.

The Hungarian is kind of spicy.

It must have cheese.

Filled with juiciness inside.

Hey, I've already paid for these, alright?

Okay, thank you.

Welcome.

Let's eat?

I want to try your sausages.

Where?

Up to you.

Tequila and sausages

are best for rainy days.

So basketball isn't your only talent?

That talent's long gone.

My knees, shoulders and back are wrecked.

You play too hard.

It was necessary.

You know, if you lack height,

you need a lot of heart.

Too much heart.

That's why you get hurt.

That was nice, let's have a sh*t.

Oops.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

So what do you do?

What are you an influencer?

You have a lot of followers.

10 thousand? That's not enough.

That's a lot.

Well I post sexy stuff so

You know how it is

with horny people online.

Is that how you see me?

- No, no, I wasn't referring to you.

- Sorry. Not really.

I'm alright.

Just okay.

Are you earning enough from it?

Well

Hopefully, someday.

You only earn from endorsements.

You need a million followers for that.

You know, we tried something

like that before.

We tried vlogging.

But it takes a lot of work.

Mari's into it.

Oh, f*ck

Sorry.

I guess the alcohol's getting to you.

You mentioned your wife's name.

No, sorry, sorry.

She's into social media too.

She has a plantita page, right?

Well, she partnered with my best friend's

aunt who owns a coffee shop.

They have this plant community.

Is that right?

Wait, hold on.

You know my wife?

Of course!

Are you a stalker? Sorry but

Me, a stalker?

Can't I just be a diehard fan?

Don't you remember me?

Hey. I said, do I have to remember?

Oh, not really.

We can make new memories.

This tequila's hot.

That was five years ago.

The last year of my championship.

After that, it was over.

That was my best game though.

Triple double. 36 points, 11 rebounds

And 12 assists.

On your last play,

you had three seconds left.

The other team had a three point lead.

Then you got three points.

Foul. Counted. Tie.

That time, I was in the crowd.

I whispered

Go! You can do it!

I had a feeling you were looking at me.

So I said, go for it.

Go for it.

Wait. Hold on.

Look at me.

I want you to see me.

Was it good?

So good.

Who's better? Me or Mari?

You know what would be even hotter?

Mmm, 69.

If we did it on your bed.

There's an airbed over there.

You want to sleep there?

I mean at your house.

That's a no-go.

That's my wife's house.

Wait.

Why? Can't I go there?

Wait. We just met. Relax.

What else do you want?

Just a minute, I'm getting dressed.

You wouldn't meet up with me

if you and Mari were doing okay.

Day and night, with no undies.

And no hubby.

Because he's with me!

Just kidding!

You know what,

you could be a comedian.

But this was nice, Layla.

Just keep it steady.

Lila.

Oh no, it broke!

f*ck, are you serious?

Uh-oh, you're in trouble

Where were you last night?

Work.

Work?

You might be working on something else...

I love only you.

Hey! Does it still hurt?

I don't think it's ever

going away. It's okay.

Get rid of this.

Dave

I don't want to be pregnant, Dave.

I'm scared.

Who's that?

f*ck!

m*therf*cker!

My love, I'm going to the

warehouse to see Rob and Pao.

Business!

Do you want me to tag along?

I'm almost done here.

I can handle this!

Are you sure?

Don't you trust me?

Love, close the gate after. I love you!

I deposited the buyer's

money into your account.

Wait, this office Don't you want

to sell it? Someone's interested.

For you, man.

Snort that good sh*t.

You know what, dude?

It's weird you're a drug dealer

who's an anti-vaxxer.

That's a different issue.

And you're the one

with an even bigger issue here.

Who, me? What issue?

Drug problems are okay, Dave.

Even presidents go through it,

I even used to dabble.

Dont worry about it.

Hey, I don't have a drug problem.

This is for my knee injury.

Of course. So they call it

a knee problem now.

f*ck your knees. Look at this!

There's your issue.

She took a picture of you two together.

I knew you were weak.

Hey Pao, remember our bet?

Mr. Perfect gave in.

So you guys had a bet?

I'm not like you,

I'm not a player.

Amateur hour, man!

Why did you bring her here?

You don't sh*t where you eat, bro!

For sure.

f*ck, bro. Block her.

Is this our fault?

Wow, I approve!

You seriously ghosted me?!

Lila, I have a wife.

So?

So we can't be together!

Well why did you meet me?

Huh?

Why did we have sex?

You're an assh*le!

I thought it was just a one-time thing.

I wanted to have some fun.

I'm sorry.

I'm just a man.

You're a man?

That's your excuse?

Are you thinking clearly?

I wasn't thinking at all, okay?

I just needed a distraction.

But I love my wife.

So you're fooling me now.

Sorry.

But please, let's fix this here.

No. It can't just end like this.

You m*therf*cking bitch!

How dare you blackmail us?!

Don't you know who we are?

I have nothing to do with this.

That's enough!

Stop it, man!

Bro, delete the evidence.

That's not going anywhere.

I'm sorry.

Are you okay?

f*ck all of you!

Especially you! f*ck you!

This bitch is brave, huh?

It's okay, Pao

Who the f*ck do you think you are?

Enough! Stop it.

f*ck, man! Stop it.

Take it.

Look at your friend, look at him!

Let's forget any of this happened. Please.

- We're not done here.

- Lila

Holy sh*t.

f*ck him.

This isn't over.

I'm so sad.

That's it?

So that's how it is these days?

You'll never know if

you never tried, right?

It's not wrong to fall in love.

Am I too easy?

Am I too easy?

But isn't that what they want?

You give them a fantasy.

You give them a fantasy.

The one who falls in love, loses.

The one who falls in love is the loser.

But he's wrong.

He made a mistake.

f*ck him! This isn't over.

To new beginnings!

It's time.

- Here's your coffee.

- Thank you!

Don't you worry,

if the future is not female,

then at least it's feminine.

And the capital knows.

Feminine capital.

Feminine content.

Feminine communities.

And that convergence, that's ours.

I really hope so. I hope it happens.

Yes, it will.

We are already in the middle of it.

- Lila!

- Hello!

Good morning.

Mari, this is Lila. Lila, Mari.

You two will be partners.

I'm so sad.

So it's you!

No wonder you looked so familiar.

You and your outburst

went viral nationwide.

What do you call those who go viral?

A virus.

What's it like, going viral?

Going viral feels like

It's like...

You achieved something even though

you didn't really achieve anything.

You feel connected, but it's shallow.

That's the thing with the world nowadays.

On the Internet...

You may be connected,

but it's not a real connection.

What about us?

We connected.

I love you because...

You never give up even if

it's too much for you to handle.

I love you because...

You're a positive thinker.

I love you because...

You love me.

I love you because

You never give up even if

it's too much for you to handle.

We just met.

But you already know the real me.

I love you because...

You're a positive thinker.

I love you because you love me.

I love you too, Mari.

Dave? Dave!

What the hell?

Are you an addict?

That's for my pain management!

Don't make it a big deal.

Who are you fooling?

I'm just trying to cope, Mari.

Dave.

You made a promise to me.

You promised that

you would fix your life.

And our relationship!

How are you going

to do that if you're like this?

Don't you know

what I'm going through?

The pressure from

everything that's happened

and dreading what's next.

- Mari I just

- What do you need? dr*gs?

An escape, if only for a moment.

Where are the dr*gs?

Let me go, Dave.

Dave! What the hell?

Mari.

Mari.

Stop it.

Mari.

Mari, don't.

Mari, f*ck. Mari! No, don't!

Dave! What the hell?

Sorry.

But you know I'm going through a lot.

Can't you try to understand me,

just this once?

This is your fault too.

My fault?

If I wasn't injured, I would still

have played for ten more years.

But f*ck it, I got injured.

And I lost everything.

I thought if I became a father...

Everything would be okay.

f*ck, Dave.

Don't blame me for my miscarriage.

Stop playing the victim.

Be a man!

Did you know I gave

up my dreams for you?

I chose you, Dave.

So please, make the right choice.

Dave.

Because if you don't stop,

you will lose me.

I am going to leave you.

f*ck you.

Who are you trying to scare?

If you want to leave, then go!

f*ck you!

Hi.

That looks good.

How about this?

These are the layouts and then

This is where your pictures will go.

But there are just placeholders.

I'm so lucky.

Oops!

Sorry, sorry.

It's okay.

There's just something that

Just tell me, I'll do anything.

Really, anything?

What?

Take off your clothes.

You scared me for a second.

Don't people take off

their clothes to change?

I stalked you on social media.

You don't have any accounts anymore?

I deactivated everything

when my cry video went viral.

I had too many bashers.

It's first time going viral

and it was so negative.

Why didn't you delete it?

I did, but there were already copies.

You know, netizens forget easily.

Especially these days

with so many other issues.

Yours will also be lost in the pile.

And besides, it isn't real life.

You're so beautiful.

Don't you have a boyfriend?

Or a girlfriend?

Girlfriend?

Do I have lesbian energy?

I don't want to assume.

But the thing is

I used...

I used to be bisexual.

Used to be?

Does one's preference change

even if you get a husband?

Alright, I had a girlfriend

before I married my husband.

Why?

Do you know my husband?

The former basketball star?

He was famous before,

but he got injured.

But I didn't just marry him

because of his fame.

Why?

You know, answers to 'why questions'

are mostly bullshit.

And my answer's definitely bullshit.

I chose Dave because He needs me.

Do you think you made the right choice?

Of course.

But you know, being a wife is hard.

It's hard to be a mother.

We lost our baby recently.

And Dave, I don't think

he can live without me.

Especially in this pandemic.

We tried to have a baby,

but my body is resisting.

So now, I'm just a mother to Dave.

And my pet plants.

Hey, sorry. Is this too much information?

These boys...

Are all childish.

I bet you would be a great mother.

We're never going to find out.

Of course I look after my models.

Sorry.

Mari

Mari. I need my medicine.

f*ck you, come back!

Mari!

Hey Come in.

Sorry, I'm still not ready.

Dave's got another issue.

He's here?

Yes, he's sick,

but not with Covid.

Come in!

Why? What happened to him?

He's just going through something.

The plants are in the garden.

Could you load them in the car?

I'll just prepare.

Okay.

What are you doing?

What happened to him?

Dave is sick.

What were you doing to him?

And why are you wearing that?

Sorry.

That belongs to Dave.

Mari

You have a right to know.

Dave and I

Something happened between us.

That's why I came here,

To tell you all about

the things he's done.

You should know that you

don't need people like him.

You don't deserve this.

What are you saying?

You have to believe me!

The cry video--

It was about Dave!

I was a fangirl, Mari.

- He met up with me.

- Lila, that's enough.

He used me then he ghosted me.

Believe me.

Lila, that's enough. Get out!

Please believe me,

you don't deserve someone like him.

Lila, get out!

- Mari, I'm here for you.

- Lila, enough.

You don't deserve him.

Look at this.

Stop!

Lila, Lila get out.

I want you to leave.

Go!

Pao? Pao, f*cking answer me.

I've run out. I'm going crazy.

Mari threw away my whole stash.

f*ck her.

I found some leftovers,

but that bitch.

Mari, I'm sorry.

I just need one more hit.

Mari, sorry.

Whatever, Dave.

Do what you want to do.

I'm out.

Mari.

Mari.

Mari.

Come on, Dave.

Don't wait for me.

Where are you going? Its late!

Mari!

Are you going to leave him?

Dave needs me.

Do you still love him?

What about us?

What are we going to do with Dave?

Dave.

You were out all night.

Where were you?

Dave.

Don't you remember

anything from last night?

What?

Where did you get that?

Dave.

Just admit it.

I also have someone new.

f*ck you!

You cheated first!

Dave, do you think what you did

have no consequences?

Dave, look at yourself.

Look at how miserable you are.

You must be guilty.

You look like sh*t.

Well, that's what you get for being a liar.

You hid the truth from me.

That Lila?

I made a mistake.

That was one night, Mari.

f*ck, I'm telling you the truth.

What I did was wrong,

but it was one night!

Dave, you're such an assh*le.

I avoided her.

I chose you.

I chose you because we're married.

I chose you because I love you.

Because I love you so much.

I love you too.

So what now?

But Dave!

I can't forgive you just yet.

So that's why you did this to me?

Why you f*cked someone else?

f*ck you!

You f*cked someone else.

Who is it? Tell me who it is.

I want to know who.

Who?

- Who?

- Dave!

Who is he?

Tell me who it is!

I want to know!

Mari!

f*ck you!

f*ck you too!

Calm down!

What were you expecting?

That I would be happy?

That I would f*cking congratulate you?

Just tell me who he is!

Dave, enough.

If you won't calm down,

let's just talk tomorrow.

Tomorrow? Tell me who he is!

- What the f*ck?!

- I said who?

- Dave!

- Who is he?!

- Mari!

- Stop!

- Mari, tell me!

- Dave!

Mari!

f*ck you, this is all your fault!

Are you okay?

Mari?

You overdid it last night.

Dave? Make this stop, please.

Let's fix this.

The whole village is

under granular lockdown.

As long as the two of us are together.

The three of us will stay here.

Us three?

Dave, we have a lot to discuss.

Dave...

You should eat.

This is wrong.

This is so wrong.

- What's wrong?

- Shut up.

Mari?

This is wrong.

And you need to leave.

She's not leaving.

Nobody's leaving, Dave.

Why is she here?

I need her.

Why?

We will love and take

care of each other, Dave.

You're sh1tting me right now.

This is ridiculous.

That's why we're here.

I don't want to do to you

what you did to me.

This is sick.

You're the one who does dr*gs.

Shut up.

Come on, let's eat.

Aren't you scared?

I am.

But I can handle it

because you're here with me.

Let's just leave.

This is my house.

And if he won't straighten up,

I'll make him leave.

I want to give him a chance.

I'm getting some things delivered.

Do you want anything?

I need napkins,

it's almost the time of the month.

Okay.

Alright, just let me know.

This is so f*cked up.

I'm here, Dave.

I don't want this setup.

Why not?

Because it's wrong.

It's not wrong, Dave.

I can't do it.

You can do it.

Promise me that you'll try.

Maybe there's poison in there.

Why are you here?

Why are you doing this?

At first, I wanted revenge.

But now I just want to protect Mari.

From you.

Don't you have any self-respect?

This is wrong.

Wrong? You f*cked up first.

I was just coping.

Me too.

Coping from what you did.

What did I do?

So all this

is because of that?

Over one thing that

happened a long time ago?

Something I can't even remember?

That's why.

Men are like that.

You move on too fast.

But good thing us women,

we don't forget easily.

So you're punishing me?

Yes.

What do we do now?

What will happen to us?

I tried.

But I don't think this is working out.

When will she leave?

You're the one who should leave!

What?!

I don't want to leave! I can't!

I don't love you anymore!

You're choosing her?

We're over, Dave.

You're leaving me for that woman?

I'm leaving because of you!

Because of myself!

What am I going to do now?

What about me?

f*ck you! This can't be.

You can't do this to me!

I'm the man and you're my wife!

I don't want you anymore. Get out!

Why did you k*ll her?

It wasn't just me.

We k*lled her.

You and me. We are one.

The two of us. We're one.

You're insane!

Lila!

Lila!

So what's next?

We're going to love one another.

I'm pregnant.