18x08 - There Go the Brides

[bunniefuu]

Male narrator:
centuries ago in japan,

Nighlok monsters
invaded our world,

But samurai warriors
defeated them with power symbols

Passed down
from parent to child.

Today the evil nighlok
have risen once again

And plan to flood the earth.

Luckily, a new generation
of heroes stand in their way.

They are
the power rangers samurai.

[Light organ music]

♪ ♪

- Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today

To join these two people
in matrimony.

This occasion
marks a celebration

Of love and commitment

With which this man
and this woman

Begin their life together.

Through marriage...

- Dudes, check out mentor
with the waterworks.

- [Sobbing]

It's just allergies,
the flowers.

- Wow.

Mia looks so beautiful.

- Someone get me out of here.

- You promise one another
to aspire to these ideals

Throughout the rest
of your lives together.

Love is patient.

Love is kind.

- I think I'm gonna be sick.

- Do you promise
to be faithful to her

Forsaking all others
for the rest of your life?

- [Screams]

- If any person can show
just cause

Why they may not
be joined together.

- [Screams]

No!

- They took the bride?

Okay, the nighloks
didn't take the bait.

- I thought our fake wedding
would have worked for sure.

- Not this time.

The moogers stormed
the church downtown

And kidnapped another bride.

- Meditate on the image
of your samurai sword

Cutting through injustice
as easily as a Kn*fe

Slices into cake.

- [Laughs]
what kind of frosting?

I like vanilla.

- [Blabbering]

- Ohhh.

- [Screaming]

- Monsters!

- [Screams]

- No, not monsters, cake.

- No, monsters.

- Oh.

- [Screams]

- We're too late.

- Bummer.

- Huge bummer.

- So do you think there's any
leftover cake?

[Lively rock music]

♪ ♪

All: samurai forever!

- Jayden.

- Mia.

- Mike.

- Kevin.

- Emily.

- ♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Rangers together ♪

♪ Samurai forever ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Rangers together ♪

♪ Samurai forever ♪

- That makes it
five brides kidnapped.

- Hey, look.

It's in a pattern
in the shape of a star.

- You're right.

Have you studied maps
in crime patterns before?

- Mm, kind of.

I watch a lot of cop shows.

- Too much was left up
to chance.

We have to make sure
we lure them in

Before any more brides
are taken.

- I can't even begin to imagine

What those poor girls
are going through.

I mean, this is supposed to be
the happiest day of their lives.

Do you think they would have
taken those brides

To the sanzu river?

- No, the living can't survive
there for long.

The moogers must have used the
gap to take them somewhere else.

- Wherever they are,

If our sting operation
had worked,

I could have helped
those poor brides.

- We have to try again.

- But how do we get them
to come to our wedding?

Here's a list of the weddings
scheduled for our area.

- There's so many weddings.

That's the problem.

- I have an idea.

- [Screaming

- Oh,
aren't you a pretty one.

I have such big plans for you.

- It's my wedding day.

- Go right ahead,
cry your heart out.

Your sorrow
is just what we need.

Throw her with the others.

Her tears will fill the
sanzu river and flood the earth.

- [Screams]

- [Cackling]

That's it.
Keep crying.

It's music to my ears.

- Let me out.

Why are you doing this?

Please.

It's my wedding day.

- Not only will your sobs
fill the river,

But they also create the threads
for my own dress.

- Ooh-ahh-ooh.

She's taking all those girls
on one sad ride,

But that dress says to me
she'd rather be the bride.

- Dayu's soul is in pain,
just like my head.

I need more medicine.

- I admit her idea
to use those bride's tears

To fill the river was genius,
but making that dress?

I think she's still holding on
to the past.

- As long as she helps me
flood the earth,

She can do whatever she wants,
noodle face.

- You're too--
ooh-ahh-ooh--soft on her.

- [Sighs]

- You know, the other day,
I was looking into a gap,

And I saw him on the other side.

- Him?

- Yeah, deker.

- Mm, the cursed warrior.

- Ahh, oramasa, my trusty sword.

You've reawakened
and shine anew.

This can only mean one thing
for us.

After all this time,

A worthy opponent
has been found.

[Grunts]

It must be one of
the samurai rangers.

- All of these weddings
except one were canceled?

Yes, jayden warned them all
about the bride kidnappings.

- With only one left,

You know exactly which wedding
the nighlok will hit.

- I guess I'll have to be
blushing bride bait again.

- Yeah, something tells me
you're happy

To wear that dress again.

- Mike, every girl wants to wear
a wedding gown,

Maybe mia more than others.

- Hey,
I'm a sucker for cinderella.

- Okay, once we get a fix
on the location of the brides,

I'll send back the coordinates.

- And we'll be ready
to come save them.

- Once upon a time,
I wore a dress like this one,

But my happiness
was ripped away,

And now these humans will suffer
this same fate.

Why are you standing there?

Go get me another bride.

Ugh!

What a lovely gown.

And all the tears
that helped create it

Will soon cause the sanzu river
to flood the earth.

[Sighs]

- Shh.
- Huh?

- I'm so sorry to ruin
your big day,

But we need your help.

- Dude, trust me.
I'm with the bride.

- We don't have much time
to explain,

And believe me,
it's for your own safety.

- What's going on?

- Don't worry.

It's just for a little while.

- I hope the moogers
show up soon.

- They will,
and we'll get them.

- Please,
just stay quiet.

- Friends,
we've been invited here today

To share a very important moment

In the lives
of these two young people.

Their love and understanding
of each other

Has grown and matured,

And now they've decided
to live their lives together

As husband and wife.

- [Screams]

- Ahhh!

- Ahhh!

Ahhh!

- So many weddings lately.

- They fell for it.

- Nicely done, moogers.

Welcome.

- That's dayu.

She's part
of master xandred's crew.

I remember reading about her
in the archives.

- Now, what's the best way
to welcome you...

Pink samurai ranger?

- Ha!

Well, now, what little bobble
have you brought me?

- Ugh!

- You thought you'd tricked me,
didn't you?

Oh, you think we haven't
been watching you

And your pathetic pals?

Now I've got you
and the real bride as well.

- [Groaning]

[Screams]

- No, but we hid her.

- Now you're going
to call your friends

Just like you planned.

Tell them you found the brides,

Then tell them to go
to warehouse near the docks.

- Forget it.

I won't help you send my friends
into a trap.

- Oh,
I think you will,

Because if you don't,

Then I'll really give those
brides something to cry about.

- Are you all right?

- Yes,
I'm with the brides.

We're in shoretown
near the docks, warehouse ,

And, jayden, please hurry.

- Okay,
we're on our way.

- Very good.

[Cackles]

- That warehouse should be
right around this corner.

This has got to be it.

[Warbling]

- All right, now,
let's take it slow and easy.

Be ready for anything.

I don't see them anywhere.

- Yeah, no sign of them.

Huh?

- What?

- Oh, no.
We've been played.

All: dynamite.

Whoa! No! Ahh!

Auuugh!

- Kaboom.

You samurai rangers
are no match for me.

Ahhhhh.

I haven't felt this good
in a long time.

Look at this gown,

All the dashed hopes and dreams
it symbolizes.

Oh, how good it feels
to throw a bridal shower,

A bridal shower of tears
that will raise the sanzu river

And flood your pathetic world.

This is the end for you.

Arrgh!

Go on, moogers.

Get rid of her.

Ugh!

What?

How in the world...

How did you escape
the warehouse?

- I think it's your turn to cry.

I'm not the only samurai ranger
that's been kidnapped today.

- Ha!

Ha!

- No.

- Two samurai ranger brides
are twice as nice,

Don't you think?

- How could this be?

- Pretty easily, actually.

When mia traded places
with that real bride

To protect her, we made sure
she had double-bride protection,

So when you came back to kidnap
the real bride,

Guess who you ended up
kidnapping instead.

- [Screams]

- Jayden,
we found the brides.

- But the warehouse,
who went there?

- Our doubles.

All: symbol power doubles.

- [Laughs]

- Have a blast.

- Stop.

Go on,
get out of here.

- Looks like
your dress-making days are over.

Oh, yeah?

We'll see about that.

- Samurai her.

- Hurry, my harmonium.

Show yourselves.

- Samurai ranger.

Huh!

- Ready.

- Huh?

- Huh!

Samurai ranger ready.

- Samurai ranger ready.

- [Yawns]

Samurai ranger ready.

- Samurai ranger ready.

Huh.

- Dearly beloved,

We're gathered here
for one thing.

[Together]
rangers together.

Huh!
Samurai forever.

- I have but one thing to say.

Moogers, att*ck.

- Bad choice.

[Grunting]

Ready...heeyah!

- [Grunting]

Those moogers are like ants
at a picnic:

Always a nuisance.

Hah!

- With all the teeth
I'm knocking out,

I hope they have
a good dental plan.

[Grunting]

I wonder what happened
to dayu.

- I bet she just ran back
to the netherworld.

- Yeah,
who's crying now?

Auugh!

- Surprised to see me?

- I don't like surprises.

Spin sword.

Huh!

Hydro bow.

Huh!

- Haah!

Ha,
that's all you've got?

- Well, lend me your ears for
the last song you'll ever hear.

- I don't think so.

- Here's a tune with some edge.

I must admit,
it pains me to know

That you two won't be around
to hear my encore.

- I got news for you.

Your concert's about to end.

Your show is closing, dayu.

- Not on this note.

- Spin sword, dragon splash!

- Spin sword, air wave!

[Together]
huh!

- Wow.

- Finish her.

- Fire smasher.

Cannon blast mode!

This
- should...

- Change...
- Your...

- Tune.

- Five-disk beetle cannon!

Final strike!

- Whoa.
- Who's that?

- Red ranger,

You shall be my sword oramasa's
greatest challenge.

- What does that mean?

- Deker,
you came to save me?

- Not quite.

- What?

- Red ranger,
we will duel soon.

Until then...

- You're running away?
- Cowards.

- Giant moogers...

- Samuraizers.

Lion foldingzord!
- Dragon foldingzord!

- Bear foldingzord!
- Ape foldingzord!

- Turtle foldingzord!

All: huh!

Mega morph power!

- Zords combine.

Samurai armament.

All: beetle-blaster megazord
armed for battle!

- Let's roll.

You want some too?

Beetle cannon.

Bull's-eye.

- Those moogers are jamming
our controls.

- Come on, release.

- Mine's jammed too.

We can't break free.

Oh, no.
There's more of them.

- Oh, man.

It's a whole school
of fish faces.

We're stuck.

- Jayden, we've got
to change things up fast.

- You're right.

Kevin.

- I know what you're thinking.

Swordfishzord.

Let make them fish food.

Swordfish torpedo!

Samurai armament.

All: swordfish phaser megazord
armed for battle!

Katana power,
huh!

Megablade activate.

Megablade strike position,
huh!

Swordfish slash.

[Lively rock music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

- Samurai rangers,
victory is ours.

♪ Samurai forever ♪

- I can't decide
which one I want.

- Mmph.

This is not what a meant
when I told you

To imagine your samurai sword
cutting through injustice

As easily as k Kn*fe
slices into cake.

- I want to eat--i mean,

Slice in
the vanilla cupcake's injustice.

[Cackles and snorts]

- You know, you really made
a beautiful bride.

- Thanks,
I've never felt so pretty.

- Hey, mia,
are you all right?

- Yeah, I guess so.

- Hey, because of you,
all those brides were saved

And will have their special day
after all.

- What dayu did was terrible,

But I just can't shake
the feeling

That all of dayu's anger
came from some past sadness.

I mean, why was she so into
that weddingreress?

Oh, well.

I just hope that some day
it will be my turn

To play the bride for real.

- Don't worry.

You will.

I'm sure of it.

Oh, look, a bakery.

There's nothing like a cupcake
to make you feel better.

- Hmm,
who was that protecting dayu?

- Red ranger,

You shall be my sword oramasa
greatest challenge.

- Come on.

Come have a victory goodie
with us.

Samurai rangers,
cupcakes are ours.

- Come on.

- Why not?

As long as
it's not wedding cake.

- Oh.

[Cackling and snorting]