05x05 - I Gotta Feeling

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05x05 - I Gotta Feeling

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I adopted a pet turtle.

It's a big commitment.

I'm showing you my new restaurant.

You're opening a restaurant?

That's the plan.

I want you to play the lead in my musical.

I wrote the part specifically for you.

I'm just happy that Mia Colfax
passed on your role.

I hear she's a nightmare.

Where have I been for the last three months?

- Busy...
- Services, not sweeps.

DOM: ...saving the world.

I don't think you have time

for the kind of relationship
I'm looking for.

I would love to accept the position

if we can agree upon a work-life balance.

I will raise our baby by myself

before I ever agree
to give her away to strangers.

I think I changed my mind.

I want to keep her.

DAVIA: What's wrong?

Isabella's gone with the baby.

ISABELLA: All I know is that

I'm not ready to be a mother.

GAEL: I've been feeling guilty about

not raising Lyric by myself.

But I know, co-parenting,
it's what's best for her.

MARIANA: Evan's awake.

Hi.

Who are you?

I'm Mariana.

Do I know you?

Okay, I don't understand.

How come he can't remember me?

Based on questions we asked him,

it appears Evan's memory loss

is limited to mostly the last
two years or so of his life.

How is this possible?

It was probably due to
the multiple strokes he had.

Will his memory come back?

It's possible.

He's very early in his recovery.

But there are no guarantees.

For now, it's better not to
press him to remember things

or overwhelm him with too much information.

Or anything that would cause him stress.

I know this is difficult.

The best advice I can give you
is to try to be patient.

Thank you.

What do we do now?

I think it's best no one at
Speckulate know Evan's awake.

He doesn't need to be pulled
in all directions

until he's fully recovered.

And until then,

you're still the interim CEO of Speckulate.

♪ Pa-pa-paa, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪

♪ Pa-pa-paa, pa-pa-pa-pa ♪

♪ Then we'll find our peace of mind ♪

♪ You and me, Bel Ami ♪

♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa-paaa ♪

Work?

Yeah.

Mhm, takes a lot to get a
restaurant up and running.

Oh, how's that going?

Gas lines aren't up to code.

Storage freezer needs a new seal.

Fuse box needs upgrading.

And you've gotta rewire
the entire restaurant.

How much?

, maybe , .

Uh, it's going good.

Well, you're really lucky

that the place came in perfect condition.

Now you can just focus
on the menu and hiring.

Exactly. Yeah.

How's the play going?

Brayden told me

you went out to Mia Colfax first

for my part.

- I thought you wrote it for me.
- I did.

The producers made me go out to her first

before I cast who I really wanted.

So the producers don't want me?

No! But you know how the money people are,

always worried about going with an unknown.

Once they hear you sing,
they'll be blown away.

It's going really great.

Yeah, the producers are coming by

to hear the new song on Wednesday.

That's great!

Yeah. It's great.

Uh, look at us, just k*lling it.

k*lling it.

Hey, so Malika asked

if I could get a drink tomorrow night.

Hey, so, listen,

I'm trying to reconnect with friends.

Can we go out for a drink tomorrow night?

Sure! Let me ask Sumi.

SUMI: Fun. Where should we go?

Oh, actually, I was hoping

it could just be the two of us,

since we haven't had a chance
to catch up in a while.

Oh, well, Malika asked

if it could just be the two of us.

Her idea, not mine.

It's not that I don't love Sumi.

Not that she doesn't love you.

It's just, you know...

I guess, for some reason,

she just wants "alone" time with me.

Will that be a problem with Sumi?

No! Of course not.

It's not like I have to ask permission.

Is it okay if I go?

If it's not, I won't.

Of course!

I think it's good for us

to spend solo time with our friends.



Do you have solo time planned
with your friends?

Um, not at the moment.

But go!

Have a fun girls' night.

Could you tell me, what is our relationship

and why I made you my proxy?

[SIGHS] Um...

Well, I used to work for you.

And you are an investor

in an app that I created with my friends.

And we're also friends, I guess.

Friends?

You guess?

MARIANA: Well, uh... No.
I mean, we are friends.

Is that why I went to this farm
to look for you?

I guess.

I mean, yes.

I must really trust you.

Or... must have.

To put you in charge of my company.

Well, um, I think you know,

or knew, that I'll always have
your best interest in mind.

You really don't remember me at all?

No, I don't.

[GAEL CHUCKLING]

Malika, hey.

So, listen, I'm allowed to go tonight.

I mean, not "allowed." [CHUCKLES] I'm in.

Yay!

I can't wait.

MALIKA: [CLEARS THROAT] What you watching?

The baby. Sleeping.

You're watching the baby sleeping?

Yeah, Jazmin and I are alternating

days and nights with her.

So when you don't have her,
you just watch her on the monitor?

Pretty much.

I mean, Yuri left,

so it's not like I have a job

or much else to do.

Aw, she sneezed.



[MOUTHS] No. No.

What are you doing tonight?

DYLAN: Good morning.

Ever hear of an app Evan developed

called Heroes in a Full Shell?

Hmm.

Good news?

Oh, um...

No, I've just launched a new app

where you can sponsor a turtle

that has been displaced
from its natural environment.

Users, they, uh,
get updates on their turtle.

And we'll spotlight a special
Testudines of the week.

I'm calling it Heroes in a Full Shell.

That's wonderful.

I'm very excited about it.

How is your turtle?

Donatello? He's excellent.

We're very tight, as they say.

You know, I never realized

what a difference a companion
reptile can make in one's life.

Yes, I remember him mentioning it.

Okay. Uh, I realize
it was a pet project of his.

[SOFTLY] Pun intended. But it's a loser.

It generates zero dollars.
It's a suck on resources.

We need to k*ll it.

But, um, technically, you have to sign off.

My job as Evan's proxy

is to act in his best interest,

and I don't think k*lling his pet projects

is honoring that.

Okay, your job as a proxy

is to do what's best for Evan's company.

And right now, that means cleaning house

so the IPO is successful.

That's what's most important to Evan,

and if he were not in a coma,

I have no doubt he'd agree.

I need time to think about it.

I'll get back to you.

Okay.

[DYLAN SIGHING]

So, Mabel, have you
ever been a sous chef before?

MABEL: Not officially, but I'm ready.

I've been working in restaurants
since I was .

Worked my way up as a line and prep cook.

I have multiple letters of recommendation.

And I love your California Fusion menu.

I have a list of dishes I've mastered

if you're looking to add anything.

Wow.

You're very impressive, Mabel.

Thank you.

And, uh, most people call me Ladle.

Ladle?

Yeah. When I was a kid,
my favorite toy was a ladle

from my mom's kitchen.

I slept with it, took it to school.

I was obsessed.

I guess the moral of the story is,

never become overly attached
to a kitchen utensil as a kid

if you don't wanna have to explain

your semi-embarrassing nickname

in a job interview years later.

Well, I like it.

Me too.

DENNIS: Emile Shao.

Graduated from the
Culinary Institute of America.

Worked under Chefs Silver ton,
Williamson, and Stone.

You've really been in the big leagues.

Um, can I ask, why apply here?

I live downtown,

and I'm sick of commuting all over LA.

Plus, it's always good
to get on the ground floor

of a new restaurant, set the menu,

set up restaurant operations.

It doesn't look like
you have much experience,

so... frankly, you'd be lucky to have me.

Well, um, if you'll just give us a moment.

[DENNIS AND LUCA CLEARING THROAT]

So we have two
very different options, right?

Ladle, who is lovely and who wants the job,

and Emile, who's experienced and...

An assh*le.

Yeah.

But... he's not wrong, all right?

I'm gonna need all the help I can get.

Hey!

I'm... I'm really sorry you
didn't get the job as sous chef.

But I really hope that
you'll take the prep cook job.

I mean, I... I know
it's not the one you wanted.

But I bet there's a chance

you could just move up here eventually.

Thanks. That's...

That's nice of you.

What do you do here?

I... don't know yet.

I mean, probably, just, like, wash dishes

since it's the only thing
I have any experience at.

But I... I really do, like,
love the idea of cooking.

And I am hoping to learn.

Maybe from you?

I created an app to adopt turtles?

Yes, it's called Heroes in a Full Shell.

Is it successful?

Well, it's not a moneymaker, but...

Shut it down.

Really? Are you sure?

This was a special project of yours

because you also have a turtle.

Donatello.

I do?

Why?

Because you like turtles?

I'm not really a pet person.

Seems like a big commitment.

Okay, well, um,

I think with the app, we should wait,

you know, to see if you change your mind.

I won't.

You can k*ll it.

Your menu is too ambitious.

You're attempting to fuse
too many cuisines together.

Where did you learn to cook, anyway?

I'm self-taught.

It shows.

If you want this place to succeed,

you need to listen to me.

I'll come up with a new menu,

get it to you in the morning.

Sound good?

Uh, sure.

Let's try a different harmony.

Can you take it up a third?

DAVIA: Yeah, like this?

♪ What is it about you that turns me on? ♪

- HEATHER: Perfect.
- ETHAN: Mm, love.

Okay, party people, let's do this.

HEATHER: All right, let's get to it.

MAN: Hello!

ETHAN: Malcolm! Julian!

This is a surprise!

We were expecting you tomorrow.

We were in the neighborhood,
couldn't resist popping in.

Uh, everyone, this is Malcolm
Guerrero and Julian Knight,

our esteemed producers.

I saw you in The Drowsy Chaperone.

You were amazing.

So excited to have you on board!

Thank you.

JULIAN: Loved you in Once Upon a Mattress.

Oh, thank you so much.

And we are looking forward
to loving you too.

Thank you.

We were just working on the new song.

- We'd love a sneak preview.
- Uh...

Sure.

Uh, okay, um...

This song is about how sex
with Darla and Sean, her fiancé,

has started to fizzle out

at the six-month mark in their relationship.

So without further ado.

[DAVIA CLEARS THROAT]

- [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
- ♪ What is it about you that turns me on? ♪

♪ I don't know you but the feel... ♪

[CLEARS THROAT] Oh, I'm so sorry. Um...

Can we start that again?
It's the wrong lyric.

- [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
- ♪ What is it about you... ♪

Sorry, um, I started late.

Um, can we... Can we start again?

[CLEARS THROAT]

- [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
- ♪ What is it about you that turns me on? ♪

[NERVOUSLY] ♪I don't know you
but the feeling's strong ♪

♪ I'm at a loss for the right words to say ♪

♪ When you're wondering... ♪

Okay! That is all the preview you get today.

Like I said, we just started working on it.

You'll hear the whole thing tomorrow.

Let me walk you out.

Hey, you've got this. Don't worry.

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]

MALIKA: Okay, Douro!

I was not expecting this tonight!

ALICE: It looks different!

Um, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, okay?

- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

I hope it's okay I invited Gael.

- He... He needs to get out.
- It's all good.

Let's just not post any pics
of the three of us tonight.

Since I told Sumi
it was just gonna be you and me.

Angelica's here!

ALICE: Hi.

- ANGELICA: Hi!
- Hey, I... I didn't know

you were working tonight.

I'm not. I'm here for q*eer Night.

- What?
- ANGELICA: Yeah.

- It's q*eer Night?
- Since when?

ALICE: Okay, I had no idea

we were coming out for q*eer Night.

Oh, it's something new
that management's trying out.

Once a month.

- It's q*eer Night.
- ANGELICA: Yeah.

GAEL: Oh, yeah?

Well, we are the Coterie queers.

Plus Sumi. Don't forget about Sumi.

- Minus Sumi, tonight.
- Yes.

But usually...

Well, have fun.

- Let's get drinks.
- Yes, please.

Gael, please let's not post
any pics tonight.

'Cause I told Sumi,

this is more of
a low-key drinks kind of thing.

It's definitely not low-key.

- [PHONE CHIMES]
- GAEL: Okay.

Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

Hey, hey. Hey.

- [LOUD MUSIC PLAYS OVER PHONE]
- Uh... I can barely hear you.

Sumi, it's... It's q*eer Night at Douro.

What do you know, we had...
We had zero clue at all.

Malika, last minute, invited Gael,

you know, 'cause he's depressed.

And I was thinking...

What?

I... I was thinking, Sumi,
why don't you come join us?

Yeah, and have a... have a cocktail.

[ALICE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Oh, thanks, but I'm in for the night.

You have fun though.

I'll see you in the morning.

Uh... Wait, wait, wait.

I'm sorry, it's loud in here.
You said, "The morning"?

Yeah. I'm gonna sleep in my loft tonight

so you don't have to worry about
waking me up when you get in.

No! I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll tiptoe!

I can't hear you.

Sumi... All right. Okay. I love you.

I...

Love you!

- Okay. Good night.
- Sumi, I love you so much...



Are you having fun?

Oh.

Yeah. Um...

This is my first time being in a q*eer bar

as a q*eer person.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Well, I'm an excellent wing woman

if you want me to show you how it's done.

- How it's done?
- Mm-hmm.

Okay! By all means.

ANGELICA: Mmmm.

Yeah, there's someone
checking you out at two o'clock.

- Wait...
- Oh.

When you look at her,

lock eyes for just a few seconds,

just enough to let her know
you're interested,

and then look away.

Okay. What if I'm not interested?

She's cute!

And it's just for a
conversation, maybe a dance.

What do you have to lose?

- Okay.
- Okay.

Wing woman.

MALIKA: Okay.

Oh, look at you, you're a
natural. Here she comes.

MALIKA: What should I do? What should I do?

Nothing. She's the hunter. You're the prey.

- I'm the prey?
- Yes.

Okay. Okay.

[CLEARS THROAT] Hi.

I'm Mariel.

Malika.

This is Angelica.

Would you like to dance?

- I would...
- She would love to.

Love to.



Uh, he doesn't remember the turtle app

that he was so excited about.

What if I k*ll it,

and then he gets his memory back,

and then he remembers how much he loves it,

and then he's angry with me?

He can't be angry with you
if he asked you to k*ll it.

[SIGHS]

He's just not himself.

He doesn't remember how much he's changed

over the past two years.

He doesn't even remember Donatello!

He has a pet turtle.

He's just not the person he was.

But that's the person he is now.

And might continue to be, right?

They said he might not get his memory back.

He might never be the person
that you thought he was

but that doesn't mean

that he can't make his own decisions.

CLAIRE: We're so sorry.

But the good news is,

Evan's awake and he's out of the woods.

And, hopefully, he'll be back
at Speckulate soon.

Then you'll be back with us at Bulk Beauty.

We really, really miss you.

I miss you all too.

It is so weird to be back here.

I know. So weird.

And now you're the boss!

[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]

ALICE: Look!

What am I looking at?

Sumi, out with her friends, getting a drink.

So?

She told me she was staying in
for the night.

And then she just posted this.

I knew she was mad.

And this is her revenge.

Wait, revenge for what?

For not inviting her out to drinks

with me and Malika in the first place.

Yeah, I mean, if that's what she's doing,

that ain't cool.

Just text her and ask her what's up?

Fine.

She said it was last minute,

and she hopes I'm having fun.

All right!

Well, if she's telling you to have fun,

why don't you?

Fine! I will!

If you will.

Bartender, can I get
two sh*ts of tequila, please?

No, no, no, no. Alice, I
can't do that. I'm a dad.

- I can't be partying out this late.
- Gael!

You're a dad. You're not dead.

It's your night off.

And since Sumi is having fun,

so are we!

Where's Malika?

You know what? Make that three sh*ts.

One sh*t.

And I'm not getting drunk.

Yeah, yeah.

[ Front To Back by Buku playing

- Oh... So sorry.
- I'm so sorry.



♪ From the front to the back ♪

♪ From the front to the back ♪

♪ Front to the back ♪

♪ From the front to the back ♪

♪ Front to the back ♪

How'd it go at the restaurant today?

It's fine.

- How was your rehearsal?
- It's fine.

You know what? Maybe we should...

- Maybe we...
- Ah!

- Sorry.
- It's my fault.

Okay.

[DENNIS SIGHS]

What's wrong?

I'm sorry. I'm so tired.

Maybe we should just get some sleep.

So we're already at the six-month mark.

[SIGHS] What does that mean?

Six-month mark in a relationship

is the beginning of the end of passion.

Oh, it's a good thing we got
more than five months left.

No, I'm saying it already feels
like we're there.

Davia, I'm just exhausted.

I don't want you to feel insecure.

I don't either, but it's
hard to feel super confident

when you ran away for two months

after the first time we had sex.

Really? You're gonna
throw that in my face right now?

I'm not throwing it anywhere.
I'm just saying

I might have a reason to feel insecure

- when you pull away.
- All right.

This is not me pulling away.

This is me communicating my needs.

And...

You know, I think, tonight,

I need to get some sleep in my own bed.

Sounds good to me!



And that's why the best hard ciders

are fermented with white wine yeast.

Hey, love. I lost you on the dance floor.

Oh, I didn't realize you were spoken for.

Okay, that girlfriend routine
was very convincing.

Or was that you teasing me?

I could see that glazed look in your eyes.

You might notice that I'm
here with friends, not working.

I did! I did notice that.

Yeah. I'm determined
to have a work-life balance.

I realized I lost touch
with family and friends,

and no job is worth that.

Or... worth losing you.

[SLURRING] Gael Martinez
just texted me that he left.

And guess what?

Sumi is out with her "friends."

I don't know about you,

but I'm getting thirstier
b... by the minute.

So I say, the three of us,

we take another round of sh*ts and dance!

Actually, I gotta head out.

- Oh.
- ANGELICA: Yeah.

- Angelica!
- I know. You guys have fun.

This is so unlike her!

Okay.

ALICE: We were just having a heart-to-heart!

- You know what? Come on.
- Okay.

- ALICE: Come on, Malika.
- Okay. Okay.

I wish Gael was still here.

Poor guy. He deserves to have some fun.





[SCREAMS]

What are you doing?

Uh, I was just checking
to see if you were awake,

but didn't wanna wake you if you weren't.

What are you looking for?

My favorite sweatshirt. Duh!

I'm sure I left it here somewhere.

SUMI: Alice...

are you looking for somebody?

No!

Should I be looking for somebody?

Who would be in my loft?

I don't know.

One of your friends that
you went out with last minute,

even though you said you were staying in.

Or maybe, you always had plans with them,

which is why you were so eager

for me to go out with Malika
in the first place!

Okay. Alice, go to bed.

You're drunk and trying to start a fight.

And I'm not gonna have
this conversation with you

until you are sober.

Okay. I will!

And we will have this conversation,

but not until I'm sober!

That's what I just said!

That's. What. I. Just. Said.

SUMI: What?

- Hey.
- Hi.

How'd you sleep last night?

Fine.

- You?
- Same. Fine.

Honestly, I slept like sh*t.

Honestly, me too.

I'm sorry.

I'm just really stressed out,
and I overreacted.

Me too. I'm sorry.

What're you stressed about?

I found out that they offered my part

to someone else first,

and the producers don't want me.

And then they dropped by yesterday,

and I just totally fell apart.

Why didn't you tell me?

- I was embarrassed.
- Hmm.

I want you to see me
as attractive and confident

and "k*lling it."

[CHUCKLES]

Same.

This restaurant that
didn't need anything fixed?

Needs everything fixed.

And my menu apparently sucks.

I was embarrassed to tell you too.

I guess it was easier
when we were just friends

to see all the messy sides to each other.

But we're still friends.

Better friends.

And...

I love the messy you.

I believe in you.

I believe in you too.

And I promise

there will be no six-month
sex slump on my end.

[CHUCKLES] Let's hope not.

Since we're up early,

- do we have time for...
- Yep.

- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

[ALICE SIGHING]

Oh. Hey, good morn...

Would you like to explain
your behavior last night?

Wow. Um, right into it. Okay.

Why would you think
I had someone in my loft?

I guess I don't trust you.

You don't trust me?

Not when you're out with your friends.

Why?

Because you used to go out
with your friend Me era

and then you had an affair with her.

I've already apologized about that.

At some point,

you're going to have to forgive me

and trust me.

Am I never supposed
to go anywhere without you?

Is that realistic?

No. I mean, ideally, yes. But no.

Maybe you can wear a tracking device?

Or how about I make sure

when I'm with my friends

to check in with you?

That's fair.

Aw!

Look at you lovebirds. Whoo!

Alice, how you feeling?

- Ugh, not great.
- MALIKA: Okay.

ALICE: Not too great. Yeah.

Lady Tequila is a vengeful bitch.

See, the problem with work-life balance is,

a life-night is always followed
by a work-morning.

So what's up with Angelica?

Nothing. Yet.

But... I'm working on it.

What can I say?

I mean, I'm still in love with her.

- Hmm.
- Aw.

And I'm sorry that
we didn't get to hang out,

just the two of us.

- Rain check?
- Absolutely.

Maybe on a night where
Sumi's out with her friends.

Ah! It hurts to smile.

Girl, we did too much.

Gael is lucky. Yeah, he went home early.

He probably feels great this morning.

Hey, sleeping beauty.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

I got us some coffee.

[GROANS] I definitely need coffee.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

How are you feeling this morning?

After last night, you good?

Yeah. Yeah. Great, actually.

Good.

Hey, so, um,

what is the story with this place?

It's my boss's loft.

Or it was.

He left for Australia

and said that I could have
the place for myself

for three months

so I can paint.

You're an artist?

That is very cool.

It's not that cool.

I haven't sold anything for a while,

so I'm just thinking about giving it up.

Whoa! Giving it up?

How exactly do you give up being an artist?

It's not a job. It's who you are, isn't it?

Yeah, but I...

I just became a dad.

So I have a baby to provide for.

You're a dad?

- Okay, that is cool.
- Thanks.

- That is cool.
- Thanks.

Um... Yeah, I, um...

I had my daughter, Lyric,

uh, with... with a woman
I was involved with.

Well, wasn't, and... and then was,

and now, not again.

And, now, I'm raising my daughter

with my sister and... and her husband.

It's been...

It's been a complicated journey.

Yeah, sounds like it.

[CRYING]

I'm sorry.

It's just... It's been a lot.

It's okay.

Hey, what did you decide
about the turtle app?

We're keeping it.

Come on.

Until Evan is back in charge,

I'm not k*lling his app.

Okay.

What if Evan never comes out of this coma?

Let's take it one day at a time.

Until your time's up.

You are, what, one week
into your four-week trial period?

And from the decisions you've been making,

I don't see the board voting
for any confidence in you.

Yes. Hmm.

You keep telling me that.

But as long as I am in charge,

I will be protecting Evan

and demanding that you use
a less threatening tone.

[DYLAN SCOFFS]

Because I have the power to fire you

or anyone else who addresses me
in an insubordinate manner.

That is all.



[SOFTLY] All right.

I'm not giving up on the Evan who loves you.

He's gonna remember you.

And me.

- Morning.
- Hey.

- New menu.
- Okay.

Simple, elegant, and I nixed the pizzas.

Hmm.

This is really nice.

But we're gonna stick
with my menu and the pizzas.

I'll make a few edits,

but this is my restaurant,

and I want to serve food
I'm passionate about.

EMILE: Up to you, boss.

Or, I should call you, chef.

[ w*r BY CHANCE PEÑA PLAYING]

- Hey.
- LADLE: Hey.

So I thought about it,

and I'd love to take the job.

♪ I wonder why I even try ♪

♪ I can't outrun it... ♪

Thank you.

I... I don't know what came over me.

Hey-hey, hey-hey.
You've been carrying a lot.

[GAEL SIGHING]

You know, I believe that
everything happens for a reason.

So maybe your boss bailed

so that you could have this place

to do your own work.

Maybe give yourself three more months?

What've you got to lose?

Yeah, maybe I will.

It was nice to meet you.

Yeah, it was nice to meet you too.



See you around.

♪ You're enough You're enough ♪

♪ You're enough You're enough ♪

♪ You're enough You're enough ♪

♪ So here's my love ♪

♪ You're enough You're enough ♪

♪ You're enough You're enough ♪

♪ You're enough You're enough ♪

♪ So here's my love ♪

♪ Cold sweats and heartbreak dear ♪

♪ All this and I'm still here ♪





- Wow. You look stunning.
- Fabulous.

Thank you.

It's amazing what a girl can do

with a little bit of notice.

Okay, well, you ready to do this?

Absolutely.

Ooh, wow!

Fire, girl. Fire!

Yeah, I hope I can remember the lyrics.

♪ What is it about you that turns me on? ♪

♪ I barely know you
but the feeling's strong ♪

♪ I'm at a loss for the right words to say ♪

♪ When your wandering eyes
look at me that way ♪

♪ What makes you wanna settle? ♪

♪ Don't you wanna fool around? ♪

♪ Why are you so intent on a wedding gown? ♪

♪ The sex that leads you to "I do" ♪

♪ Will eventually fail ♪

♪ That's terrific! Just terrific! ♪

♪ And then you're stuck with you-know-who ♪

♪ In the bed that you made ♪

♪ That sounds horrific ♪

♪ Will I be wondering what I'm missing? ♪

♪ Who else should I be kissing? ♪

♪ I just need to misbehave ♪

♪ Do you wanna make love? ♪

♪ I just wanna get laid ♪

♪ Oh, why did our sex lives die? ♪

♪ Here we go again with this ♪

♪ My libido hasn't gone ♪

♪ Get it off your chest ♪

TYLER: ♪ I want romance ♪

♪ I want foreplay ♪

♪ We have that more or less ♪

♪ Uh, less ♪

♪ I'm always making the first move ♪

♪ It's that six-month mark ♪

TYLER: ♪ Suddenly we're fading ♪

♪ Into some kind of cliché ♪

BOTH: ♪ Where we lose interest ♪

ALL: ♪ And we start pulling ♪

♪ Away ♪

[ALL APPLAUDING]

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

Mariana, why didn't you tell me
Evan was awake?

I thought I told you
to k*ll that turtle app.
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