02x02 - Life Is Too Short

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Blindspotting". Aired June 13, 2021 - current.*
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Six months after the events of the film, Ashley and her son are forced to move in with Miles' mother after he is suddenly incarcerated.
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02x02 - Life Is Too Short

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This is Too $hort,

and you won't believe what's happening

this week on Blindspotting.

Bitch!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]

I'm fun. [CHUCKLES]

Very busy here, ladies.
What do you need?

We quit.

I'm starting my own business.

Hey, I want to be your partner.

Our new business is our
own private kink service.

Oh, what up, Trish?

f*ckin' Cuddie.

My pops, he's a chef at, uh...

You know that spot, Brewer's Feast?

I don't know if you see it,
but you're doing really good.

Ashley, I'm definitely not doing good.

Bro, what the f*ck are y'all doing?

[SIREN CHIRPS]

♪ ♪

[FACILITATOR] Earl, you just completed

your first three months in group.

How do you feel?

I'm really just keeping to myself,

not f*ckin' with anybody.

Except June.

June's my high school girlfriend.

We kind of reconnected

after I went back for
the second six months.

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]

I mean, I don't... I don't really know

what we doing... [CHUCKLES]

but it's been nice.

♪ ♪

Before I-I got locked
up, there was this family

I was around a lot,

just reconnected with
them for real, so...

so that feels like getting
a piece of myself back.

Still haven't called my pops back.

Back...

Sorry.

♪ ♪

Still feel off-keel

around anybody who saw me on my back.

- Hands behind your back!
- [COP] Hands behind your back!


Sorry.

[LIGHTS BUZZING SOFTLY]

I guess I just feel like
they can see right to my past

with too much eye contact.

♪ ♪

I feel brittle,

fragile in the wind,

like I can fall off
a cliff at any moment.

So...

so I ain't too keen on
letting anybody near me

on the cliff again.

You know?

♪ ♪

[FACILITATOR] I think it's healthy

for men in our situation to be careful

about who we spend our time with.

I always encourage us
to look around and ask,

"Who's a positive force?

Who's a negative force?"

Who do you need around you, Earl?

[SIGHS]

[CHOIR MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ I'm born, I'm born anew ♪



And it is through these
trials and tribulations

that we do what it do.

You feel me?

'Cause Christ had dreads.

Apostle said shake 'em.

So by the power vested and tested

by the n*gga Jesus,

I pronounce y'all husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

- Wait, wait. Please...
- [GROOM] Hmm?

Put your fee on Miles Turner's books.

That's Miles with an M, not an N.

Not the brown man.

The white man over there. Okay?

♪ ♪

[MILES] Wonderful service, Reverend.

Wonderful service, Reverend.

Well done.

Another successful nuptial.

I got two, actually,
next week on Tuesday.

- Okay.
- So that's squares you up

to... two racks.

- Two? That's not bad.
- It's two racks on your books.

- Two on the books? I'm good.
- 'Cause of me.

[TRISH] But I just don't
know why you don't let me

put it on there myself.

You know I'm good with the bread.

Just leave me my hustle.

I'm bored as f*ck in here.

- I need this.
- I feel that.

Uh, how is your business going?

Oh, Kinky Blinders.

Bro, business is booming.

- Okay.
- [TRISH] I'm actually gonna


take the team out to celebrate

at the spa where Ashley work at.

- Ashley said it was cool?
- Yeah.

Oh, so y'all getting along now?

[TRISH] Mm-hmm.

Uh, what about you and
Jacque? How y'all doing?

Oh, Jacque.

Like, she got this new n*gga, right?

And it's almost like

our wifedom is no longer sacred.

- [MILES] Mm-hmm.
- [TRISH] It's almost like,

"Bitch, what happened to our time?"

Is your girlfriend cheating on you

with her new boyfriend?

- What?
- In your mind...

is Jacque your girlfriend?

No, n*gga.

'Cause one might speculate,
ruminate, deduce, detect,

- otherwise peep game...
- No.

- [MILES] That you...
- No, no.

And Jacque have a...

I am not in love with Jacque.

- Ooh, I didn't even...
- Miles.

Say that word!

You were implying it!

You act like I'm
proposing something crazy,

- like you don't be knocking b*tches.
- Ay, ay, ay.

Jacque ain't no bitch.

- Okay.
- She is a goddess, an empress.

My... my tag... my
tag-a-lo... How do you say it?

I think you're going for Tagalog.

My Tagalog queen.

If she's gonna be your queen,

I think you better
learn how to say Tagalog.

Look. Tell me about this suit.

You like this sh*t, huh? It's hard.

I do. I like that sh*t.
That sh*t's a'ight.

This sh*t's Versace.

Go on, give a little spin.

[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS]

Oh, yeah. That's hard.

♪ ♪

- [PERSON] Ay.
- [PERSON] Oh, all right, sis.


[MILES] You know, that really
means some sh*t in here.

Stop, Trish.

♪ ♪

I got your back. I got your back.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[JUNE] Okay. Here we go.

Oh, okay, okay. Careful. Careful.

Plant kids.

Okay, herbs. Here we go.

[FREDDY] Get low. Get
low. Get low. I got you.

I got you. I got you.

Watch out. Watch out. Watch out.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Hi, baby. [LAUGHS]

Hey, what's up, boo?

[JUNE] Your roommates are so crazy.

Crazy a word for it.

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

Um, all right, y'all.

These orders are ready.

Take this to B-town, my brother.

- For sure.
- [EARL] Thank you.

Appreciate you. To Fillmore.

- Filthy?
- Yep. Already know it.

Uh, Rob.

Rob, Rob, go and take these to Antioch.

I need some respect.

What about me? What can I do?

Hey, I got ideas, Earl.

No, um, you...

you still on house arrest, so nothing.

Aw.

Just keep taking orders,

and keep your monitor plugged in

at all times... trust me.

But what about my rap dreams?

I know, and we still... we
working on that one song.

Name my song.

- It's, um...
- [FREDDY] See?

You didn't even listen to it.

- Uh, that's right.
- You were trying.

It was helpful. You was helping.

- [LAUGHS]
- [PHONE RINGING]

[GASPS] Oh, your dad, your dad.

Your dad, your dad, your dad.

Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up.

No. No, babe, it's not...

Come on, pick it up.

- Mm, please.
- You're not...

Pick it up. Just pick it up.

Please. Pick it up.

Hey, Pop.

[MARVIN] Wasn't
expecting you to pick up.


What a surprise.

What are you doing?

Um, I'm cooking.

[MARVIN] What are you making?

My duck à l'orange?

Mom's curry roti.

Little goat, you know?

[MARVIN] Oh, you two
never use enough saffron.


[SIGHS]

- Hi, Mr. Sulaiman.
- [MARVIN] June!


[SPEAKING FRENCH]

- [SPEAKING FRENCH]
- Jesus Christ.

[SPEAKING FRENCH MOCKINGLY]

Cover my flank! I got heavy fire!

We're actually going
out to celebrate tonight.

- Your son just completed...
- [WHISPERS] No, no.

- days of his first...
- Stop, stop, stop, stop!

- Group counseling.
- Cut it out!

[QUIETLY] Baby... why?

[MARVIN] Wh... you go to therapy now?

- [QUIETLY] It's a good thing.
- [FREDDY] Abort! Abort!


You know what? I actually
don't really need to explain...

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

- Au revoir.
- Au revoir.Bye.


- We gotta go, Dad.
- [MARVIN] Okay.


Uh, I gotta go.

Talk soon.

- No, you don't have...
- [PHONE BEEPING]

He didn't have to go. We had to go.

You see how he, like...

He's trying.

[FREDDY] Whoo!

Those Korean kids in there whupped me

like they were my daddy.

I got daddy issues now.

Now I know how this guy feels like.

[LAUGHS]

That's so funny.

You don't need to be a rapper.

You need to be a comedian.

[JUNE] Well, I-I'm gonna go get ready.

I'll see you in an hour.

What, you trying to go out for real?

Yeah.

I'll call you when I get to my closet.

We'll... we'll find a theme.

And don't spin out in the meantime.

- Okay?
- [EARL] I'm not gonna...

It's just... We're gonna go celebrate.

I'll see you in minutes.

We're going outside.

We outside.

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]

So nine months ago, Kinky Blinders

was just a late-night drunk idea

from two badass b*tches

who didn't want to strip no more.

[VIV] Mm!

[JACQUE] And now revenue
is through the roof!

Clientele has tripled.

And we remain the bossiest hos

from here to Hyde Street.

[LAUGHTER]

And Carl.

And you too, Carl.

Yeah, I-I'm part of this too.

How can we forget, Carl?

Damn.

So we are here celebrating

nine months of hard work,

determination, and
becoming our own bosses.

- Salut.
- [ALL] Salut!

- Ladies.
- Yes!

[PERSON] Oh, uh, sorry, Mr. $hort, uh...

[TOO $HORT] Bitch!

[GASPS]

[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS]

♪ ♪

Oh, sh*t. I think that's Too $hort.

- Bitch, it is! Ahh!
- [JANICE] Nuh-uh.

- [CARL] Huh? Who's that?
- [LEANNE] What?


That's Too $hort... Legendary rapper,

Oakland play pimp, over albums,

Platinum certified, Bay Area icon

whose favorite word is "bitch."

Too $hort.

♪ ♪

[GRUNTS]

[WHEEZING]

What the f*ck?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

Oh, sh*t. I think he fell in.

sh*t. Ashley!

- [JACQUE] sh*t.
- Help!

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, damn.

[JACQUE] Uh, I don't think he's okay.

What's going on?

Bitch, Too $hort is drowning.

What was in that fruit plate?

Oh, we just got an order

of this amazing jabuticaba
imported from Brazil,

which some people are very allergic to.

Oh, just jump in! Y'all are naked!

We would, but we just
got these masks on.

Someone gotta save a Bay
Area legend, god damn it!

[VIV] Oh, my God. We're going to jail.

[TRISH] Carl, where the f*ck are you?

- We need you.
- [JACQUE] sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.

[TRISH] Oh, sh*t!

Mr. $hort. Mr. $hort.

[PANTING]

Hey, Mr. $hort, you okay?

- Oh, sh*t.
- [TEENA] Hey.

[TOO $HORT] There is
a heaven for a pimp.


Are you a angel?

[LAUGHS SOFTLY] I'm Teena.

You mean I'm not dead?

Y'all saved my life?

You had an allergic
reaction to something.

She got you out of
there before you drowned.

[CHUCKLES]

I almost drowned in a pool?

Man, that would not have been player.

I stabbed you with an EpiPen.

Couldn't let a legendary
pimp like yourself

go out like that, Mr. $hort.

Uh, just call me Todd.

- [JACQUE] Todd?
- Why?

[JACQUE] Who the f*ck is Todd?

You know, when I was down
there in thug mansion,

at the pearly gates of pimp heaven,

I realized something.

I shouldn't be so hard on you b*tches.

Oh.

That's okay.

Y'all know what? I'ma make it up to you.

All y'all.

I'm taking y'all on a night on the town,

everything on me.

It's my favorite buffet.

["PRIVATE DANCER" PLAYING]

[SINGER] Lil Kayla, what's up?

[LIL KAYLA] ♪ Yeah,
you keep on calling ♪


♪ But he will not answer ♪

♪ I'm in here acting like
the n*gga private dancer ♪


♪ He want me to be
his private chauffeur ♪


♪ So I rode that boy
like a rollercoaster ♪


♪ Yeah, I get on it and get to it ♪

♪ I get on it and get to it ♪

♪ Boy, yeah, I do
me boy, yeah, do me ♪


♪ Don't stop ♪

♪ Do me, boy, pop ♪

♪ If you don't know about me ♪

♪ I'm Lil K from the Bay ♪

♪ No matter what I do... ♪

[LAUGHS]

f*cking buffet.

[CARL] Hey, thank you
very much, gentlemen.


Enjoy your evening.

Hello, Carl.

Hey, ladies.

Apparently Too $hort's
paying for everything tonight,

so order up.

Order some sh*t. All right?

Hey, Trish, you still got a box here.

I want you to take
it home tonight, okay?

sh*t's really buzzing back there.

I gotta go find my queen.

Enjoy, ladies.

Oh, I do miss this place sometimes.

Ew, why?

So many memories and
all the girls were here.

And we got to spend
so much time together.

We still can.

[BACHELORETTE LAUGHING]

Hey, sexy. [LAUGHS]

You're cute.

Yeah, you. [LAUGHS]

It's a hot girl table. Ooh, not you.

Or... you're just a little sad.

Like, you have a sad face.

I wonder what's wrong.

sh*t!

[LAUGHING]

Yo...

I do not like that bitch.

I don't want to knock that bitch out,

but I will.

Okay, and I got your back

like a thong strap.

[PHONE RINGING]

Oh.

Hey, daddy.

Man. See? This sh*t always happen.

f*ckin' Cuddie.

[LIL KAYLA] ♪ But you
'posed To be his main... ♪


[ENGINE RUMBLING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS]

[PERSON ] Who is that?

[PERSON ] Oh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Looking very nice.

[LAUGHTER]

♪ ♪

- [PERSON ] Come on now.
- [BOTH] Huh!


[PERSON ] Oh, we dancing?

[PERSON ] Oh, where'd y'all come from?

[PERSON ] Oh, I see you.

[PERSON ] Ooh, so much coordination.

[PERSON ] It's the loafers, though.

It's the loafers for me.

- [PERSON ] Very smooth.
- [BOTH] Huh!


[PERSON ] Come on.

[BOTH] Good God.

[PERSON ] Strut now.

[PERSON ] Put something on it, though.

- [BOTH] Huh!
- [PERSON ] Aha!


[PERSON ] Put something on it.

[BOTH] Good God.

[PERSON ] Yeah, let me see it, playboy.

Ooh, yeah.

You gotta check her out one time.

She's looking real good.


Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!


[SINGERS] ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

- [PERSON ] Oh, yeah.
- [PERSON ] Hey, bro man.


[PERSON ] Look at that jacket.

[PERSON ] Hey, bro
man. Let me borrow that.


[PERSON ] Oh, look at those shoes.

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

[PERSON ] Yeah, I see
you. That ain't your girl.


[PERSON ] Oh, you
going to that restaurant?


Oh, right in there.

[PERSON ] That ain't your girl.

Why you steal my girl, right?

[PERSON ] Oh, take it away, playboy.

Oh, yeah.

He too cool.

- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- [SCOTTY] Yes! Go Ash!

[ASHLEY] Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

Ay, twerk it, twerk it.

Whoa! [LAUGHS]

Hey, you get very
handsy when you're drunk.

See? I'm fun. I'm a fun person.

- I think so.
- Right?

Would a funless bitch be

smackin' ass and taking sh*ts?

- [SCOTTY] Absolutely not.
- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!

- [ALL CHEERING]
- You came!

Well, bitch, you sent
me, like, texts.

- Okay. Let's hit it.
- Oh, sh*t, okay. g*dd*mn.

Yes, put your back into it.

Uh-blah-dow.

[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS]

I can't believe you came.

Girl, when a invitation ends
in "Too $hort invited us,"

listen, now you know the Oakland in me

just couldn't say no.

You feel me?

Yeah, but you know we
up in this thing, Mama.

- Mm-hmm.
- [LAUGHTER]

And I'm going to get us another round.

Ooh.

Hold up.

[INDISTINCT RAPPING]

Honey, Ashley is about to get
super-duper turnt up tonight.

She already looks super-duper
turnt up, don't she?

She's cute, though.

[JANELLE] Yeah, whatever.

Oh, this my girl at the center.

Hey, so, um, when they
brought me back to life,

I've realized something.

I ain't Too $hort no more.

Done with that $hort sh*t.

I'm Todd.

♪ ♪

So wait, wait.

You don't even want me
to shake that monkey?

Only if you want to.

♪ ♪

This night is so dope.

Thank you, Too $hort.

Todd.

My name is Todd.

♪ ♪

Wow.

♪ ♪

That man is really f*cking
k*lling me right now.

♪ ♪

Oh.

I don't think we've met.

I'm Ashley.

Thanks for saving Too $hort.

I'm Teena.

♪ ♪

Actually, you know what?
You look hella familiar.

Mm, I don't be going nowhere

except the hotel you was just at

and Marin,

so unless you were in the
San Quentin parking lot,

I mean...

Bitch, that's it!

I be there every weekend.

My man is doing a bid out there.

He been in four years already.

- Hmm.
- So who you got out there?

Husband. Same.

He's about nine months
into a five-year bid.

Ooh, girl, that is the honeymoon phase.

Listen, it all goes downhill from here.

- [BOTH LAUGHING]
- Pour me one, bitch.

Let's go.

[EMCEE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
[IMITATING CAT MEOW]

See, girl, that's level.

All the way to the top.

[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS]

[EMCEE] Work that pole, baby girl.

Don't cry.

- Another sh*t.
- [ASHLEY] Okay.

♪ ♪

Because... because,
you know, after a while,

it's like, don't even
have friends anymore,

because they don't even understand

- what you going through.
- No.

They can't even comprehend that sh*t.

They can't even comprehend.

So why bother?

Why bother?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

♪ ♪

- Bitch.
- Huh?

Have you heard of family visitation?

- Yes!
- Oh, my gosh.

I'm about... I'm... I'm
about to have my first one.

[LAUGHS] Sex.

Sex!

- Sex.
- Sex in jail!

♪ ♪

[SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS]

[SINGER SINGING IN FRENCH]

♪ ♪

[DOOR BANGS]

Why they gotta sit us right
next to the kitchen, though?

You gonna be okay?

Nah, I'm gonna be
good. It's just like...

Hello, mademoiselle, monsieur. Bonsoir.

My name is Priscilla.

I'll be taking care of you this evening.

Can I get you started off
with something to drink?

Uh, actually, do you have
any other tables tonight?

No, I'm so sorry.

We're fully booked tonight.

- Uh, you know what?
- [DOOR BANGS]

Um, I think we're gonna take some wine.

Great. White, red?

We've got a great Côte d'Or.

We'll actually do the
Châteauneuf-du-Pape.

All right. [SPEAKING FRENCH]

I'll return to take your orders.

Oh, the Châteauneuf.

I know you see your boy.
It's actually the best.

My pops would say it
would be some other sh*t,

but he's just gonna buy
whatever is more expensive

- than the f*ckin' restaurant.
- [DOOR BANGS]

Maybe your pops is just
trying to, you know,

speak what he wants into existence.

What's it like over
there on the sunny side?

- It's so...
- [DOOR BANGS]

[SERVER ] What? We're ing the shrimp?

- [SERVER ] Yes!
- [SERVER ] Okay, got it.


You sure you're okay here?

No, I'm fine. I'm good. Fine.

It's just like, the door
is just, like, right...

[DOOR BANGS]

I'ma just... I'ma go to the bathroom.

- Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah.

Okay.

[DISHES CLATTERING]

- [SERVER GROANS] I'm so...
- I'm sorry. No, no.

- [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
- [CLAMORING]

- All over...
- Please, please, stop.

- [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
- [CLAMORING]

- [DOOR BANGING]
- Just please, please, I'm good.

No, no, I'm good. Everyone,
I'm okay. I'm okay.

- Can we get some help here?
- [EARL] My grill is right...

- [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
- [CLAMORING]

- Stop! Can you stop, please?
- [DOOR BANGING]

Can you stop?

Please!

It's fine. I'm fine.

Eat! What the f*ck is y'all looking at?

Damn, I said it's good!

[PATRONS MURMURING]

Baby, let's go, man.

f*ck!

["WHAT I'M ON TONIGHT" PLAYING]

♪ ♪

[RICKY LAKE] ♪ Bad lil' mama
tryin' to show it all off ♪


♪ With my lil' brody
pop pills in the car ♪


- [CARL] Hey, Trish.
- Mm.

Why the f*ck is you
wearing a beekeeper costume?

Well, I'm certainly not
going back there without one.

Listen, um, big question.

You're not allergic to bees, are you?

Why?

Just be careful opening that,

that's all.

There-there might be
no bees in there at all,

and-and there might be a lot of bees.

Proceed with caution.

[TRISH] All right, all right,

all right, all right,
all right, all right.


Okay.

[RICKY LAKE] ♪ She a
ho and she with it ♪


♪ Let her live that life lil' bitch ♪

♪ She a ho and she with it ♪

♪ Let her live that life lil' bitch ♪

♪ I been out with my
n*gg*s in the night life ♪


♪ And the city lights
got me feelin' so right ♪


Oh, f*ck.

Oh, no, we're all good.

- We're all good.
- No, we're not all good.

You're good. I'm not good.

I don't know where my f*ckin' bees are.

Hey, who's got my f*ckin' bees?

[RICKY LAKE] ♪ I am
on I am on something ♪


♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Juul pod gone so I smoke cigarettes ♪

♪ Out of good weed so I ate Percocets ♪

♪ I don't know her ♪

Hmm.

[RICKY] ♪ But I really like neck ♪

Hey, bitch.

Take a sh*t with me.

Don't... don't be mad.

Okay...

I promise.

I found these in the box.

Oh, Trish.

You stole these for me?

You still be stealing sh*t
for me 'cause you love me.

Come on. Let's do another sh*t.

Jacque! Where's Jacque?

Talking to Cuddie, like f*ckin' always.

You and Jacque, child.

Why you say it like that?

- Huh?
- Why you say it like that?

Did you talk to Miles today?

No-no, why?

What... what did he say? What did he do?

He was like, "You are
in love with Jacque."

And I was like, "Uh, no."

- Okay.
- [TRISH] What?

- Okay...
- [TRISH] What?

Y'all be walking around
in y'all panties and sh*t

and call each other my boo and wifey,

and y'all kiss often.

Okay, well, she's mine.

Yeah, well, you know, I
just be minding my business,

'cause I got my own sh*t, Trish.

You know, I got the whole entire...

- Prison thing?
- Yes.

- Yeah.
- And it's crazy!

So I ain't got time to
be sleuthing your sh*t,

and that's why I just let you...

it's just hard, you know?

Because if you want something,
you gotta fight for it

because you do, 'cause
then it's just gone,

and then you have it,

and then you're going to get champagne,

and then they're
dragging you out the door,

and you're like, "What?"

And then you're left
alone in the street,

and you're like, "No!"

And then, you know, it's just sad.

It's just f*cking sad.

I can't have that.

No.

I cannot have that.

Mm-mm.

No.

What was that for?

You're being hella nice right now.

But I am nice.

And I'm fun.

Tell your mom.

You know what, bitch? You right.

- I need to take what's mine.
- Mm-hmm.

Cuddie's in too deep.

- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- I need to break them up.

- Mm-hmm.
- I need to break them up.

Don't let nobody steal your joy.

I need to break them up.

Yeah. Huh. Yeah.

[SOFT JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS]

♪ ♪

[JUNE] Hey.

There's a door like that
in my dad's restaurant.

To the kitchen.

- And when they arrested me...
- Stop spinning.

Why would you even want
to be around all of this?

What "this"?

This! All of this f*cking sh*t!

What happens in my head...
A door, a f*cking door!

[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]

I can't even go out.

I can't even be f*ckin' normal.

I'm not the sunny side, June. I'm not.

I'm... I'm sorry, I'm...

- I think I should just...
- Leave?

Right?

What do you want me to do?

Let me ask you something.

What has leaving ever done?

And where the f*ck is you off to?

♪ ♪

I-I just really wanted
you to try the wine.

[LAUGHING SOFTLY]

Ooh, this wine better be worth it.

You're... [CHUCKLES] a thief.

You're a whole thief.

- What?
- I...

♪ ♪

Told you. Told you.

Hmm. Okay. Okay.

Come on.

Well, we need to take a picture,

- because I look too good.
- No, baby...

I'm covered in wine. I'm not...

I'm not trying to take a picture.

You know what?

Give me this.

What is you doing?

Babe, babe! What are you doing?

- What are you doing?
- Now we match.

- We match.
- What are you doing?

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]

There you go.

Ah.

Smile.

♪ ♪

[WADE ] ♪ Ay, yeah ♪

♪ Dollar and dreaming instrumental ♪

♪ That's me, the individual ♪

♪ Trying to live off my residual ♪

♪ Ay, I be lookin'... ♪

[EMCEE] We got Too
$hort up in this thing.


Are you ready to shake that monkey?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[INDISTINCT RAPPING]

f*ck that. f*ck that.

Stop the music.

Do not shake that monkey.

- Don't.
- [CROWD GROANS]

Wait, what-what's going on?

I can't stand up on this sh*t no more.

Oh, my gosh.

Damn, y'all b*tches
done broke Too $hort.

It's Todd.

[CROWD BOOING]

Ain't nobody fucks with Todd.

We want $hort Dog.

Somebody do something, please.

There's no music.

[TODD] My name is Todd.

- It's Todd!
- [TEENA] No!


Listen to me! You are not Todd.

You are Too $hort.

Now, what is your favorite word?

- [PERSON] Come on!
- I can't.


- I won't do it.
- [CROWD BOOING]

Look, I said, what's your favorite word?

- [PERSON ] Say it!
- [PERSON ] I'll say it.


- It's... it's bitch.
- [CROWD] Yeah!


You better say it like $hort.

[PERSON ] That's right.
Say it with some feeling!


Bitch!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS]

♪ ♪

[INDISTINCT SINGING]

$hort Dog in the house!

Man, I'd f*ck with him.

I'd f*ck with him if he wasn't bald.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]

♪ ♪

Yeah, like, a CFO at a
startup in Silicon Valley.

Chad doesn't like going down on women.

But I feel like you'd
be really good at it.

You know what I mean? Yes!

[LAUGHING] Yes!

Drink that, and then eat my...

[GRUNTS]

- Bitch!
- [YELPS]

- Oh!
- Oh!

[TRISH LAUGHS] Oh, she's going down!

- [PERSON SCREAMS]
- [GLASS SHATTERING]

- [PERSON] Get the f*ck up!
- What the hell?


- Ahh!
- [JANELLE] f*ckin' bitch.

First our piñata got
stolen, and now v*olence?

[JANELLE] You shut
the f*ck up too, bitch.

[TRISH] f*ck all you b*tches!

[GRUNTING, CLAMORING]

- [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
- [CLAMORING]

[PERSON] Get her, get her.

Bitch, you knocked the sh*t out of her.

She's so sleep right now.

- [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
- [CLAMORING]

- [BEES BUZZING]
- Ahhh!

Bees!

Make it rain, Trish!

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[BEES BUZZING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]

♪ ♪

[LAUGHTER]

No. No, no. Okay. Wait.

No, but bruh... bruh
is a f*ckin' legend.

Too $hort!

[TOO $HORT] Bitch!

- Yo, you got hands.
- Uh-uh.

Trish with the money
smoke b*mb escape, bitch!

Whoo!

♪ ♪

You saved me.

Ugh, I f*ckin' love you, girl.

- Girl...
- Mm.

♪ ♪

[UNSETTLING MUSIC]

♪ ♪

That's my bitch right there. Okay?

Oakland and Richmond with
the one, two, wap-wap!

Wap-wap!

b*at that ass, bitch.

Oh, sh*t. The light's
green. It's freezing.

- Let's go.
- Ah!

Come on, ladies.

["GAME RECOGNIZE GAME" PLAYING]

[MAC MALL] ♪ Game recognize
game in tha bay, mane ♪


♪ Game recognize game
in tha bay, mane ♪


♪ Game recognize game
in tha bay, mane ♪


[JT THE BIGGA FIGGA]
♪ Mac Mall and JT ♪


♪ About to do their thang ♪

[MAC MALL] ♪ Game recognize
game in tha bay, mane ♪


♪ Game recognize game
in tha bay, mane ♪


♪ Game recognize game
in tha bay, mane ♪


[JT THE BIGGA FIGGA]
♪ Mac Mall and JT ♪


♪ About to do their thang ♪

♪ Bucked around and f*cked around ♪

♪ Made another hit comin'
again from the top ♪


♪ About to tell ya about this sh*t ♪

♪ This sh*t that I'm poppin'
game is what I'm choppin' ♪


♪ Never underestimate
the Mac when he rockin' ♪


♪ 'Cause me and Mac Mall
standing tall for tha trey ♪


♪ On our way from tha bay so
what tha f*ck you got to say ♪


♪ Game recognize game is
tha way tha sh*t flow ♪


♪ Break tha b*at down
smoke a dub and get low ♪


♪ Vicious as I come cause
I come kinda vicious ♪


♪ Missing little
snitches 'cause you know ♪


♪ I'm about to spit this ♪

♪ Rhyme for tha number nine n*gga ♪

♪ Grab your gat cock tha hammer back

♪ And pull tha trigger ♪

♪ Squatting in the buck buck ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't give a f*ck ♪

♪ Puffin' on the blunt now
ta know I'm kinda stuck ♪


♪ So when ya hear me goin'
bust a move and get low ♪


♪ Recognize game cause
your boy about to flow ♪


[MAC MALL] ♪ Game recognize
game in tha bay, mane ♪


♪ Game recognize game... ♪
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