Best Man, The (2023)

[bunniefuu]

[phone ringing]

[person] Hello!

Chuck Farnsworth?

I'm Axel Bates.

You're also on

with my partners,

Anders, Bradley and Zeke.

[Chuck] Oh, my God.

Thank you so much

for calling me back!

[Axel] I understand

your daughter, Brooke,

was taken 24 hours ago

on a business trip with

your oil company in Mexico.

[Chuck] Yes!

I'll pay you guys

whatever you want.

You just bring

my baby girl home alive.

[g*nf*re in distance]

[panting]

I-- I can't see anything.

Brooke, I'm Cal.

We're here to take you home.

Lean forward.

I'm gonna cut you loose.

It's okay. It's okay.

Stand up.

Grab my vest.

Don't let go.

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

Clear!

Zeke, get ready to go.

Where's Axel and Bradley?

[Cal] They're right behind us.

[gasping]

[grunts]

[screams]

I'm hit.

I got you, brother.

[groans]

[Cal] Get in the van!

Bradley, drive!

[Bradley] Where's Zeke?

[g*nf*re]

[grunts]

[Cal] Axel, no!

[engine revs]

[Cal] Drive!

[Bradley] What's happening?

Where's Axel?

We gotta go back to get him.

We can't!

I'm sorry, brother.

[tires squealing]

[horse blusters]

Could have saved you the trip.

I'm still retired.

Well, so am I.

You just come

all the way up here

to say hi?

A guy's not allowed to

come check in on his favorite

cousin from time to time?

You up for a beer?

I got a couple.

Oh, yeah. Love one.

Pretty out here.

[beer caps pop]

Quiet.

Just the way I like it.

Thank you.

Ever talk to Anders?

No. Last I heard,

he was beach hopping

in Thailand.

That was

last spring though.

Right.

That's what I'd heard too.

The number I had for him,

there's no answer.

I was trying to invite him

to my wedding.

Getting married?

I am,

if you can believe that.

Uh, cheers to that.

Thank you.

Who's the unlucky lady?

Anyone I know?

You do.

Remember Brooke?

The Brooke from...

That's the one.

f*ck.

Uh, but, uh, congrats.

I guess

losing Axel and Zeke

wasn't for nothing.

Yeah.

It was rough, but they knew

what they were getting into.

They knew the risks

of the job.

Yeah.

We all did.

I want you

to be my best man.

What do you say?

Yeah.

I'll be there for you.

Thanks.

Oh, my God.

There's my baby.

[laughs]

Dad!

There's my girl.

Look at you.

Dad.

It's so good to see you.

So good.

You have time to

call this off, right?

[both chuckle]

The heart wants

what the heart wants.

Didn't your heart

want it four times?

Okay. Where's Cal?

[chuckles]

He's parking the car

and bringing the bags in.

I see you still have

your entourage.

[Chuck] Yeah.

After what happened to you,

you think I'm gonna leave home

without them?

You shouldn't either.

I have Cal.

And that's a long way

from here.

Unfortunately, people

still know I've got money.

Yeah, 'cause

you don't hide it.

[laughs]

Nothing but the best

for my baby girl, right?

I mean...

I thought

I was your baby girl.

[Chuck chuckles]

Oh, you almost look

as good as me.

[Chuck clears throat]

This weekend's

about your sister.

Hi, Daddy.

Hey, baby doll.

Welcome, everyone.

I hope you all had

a pleasant journey in.

Yes, we did.

Thank you.

Oh, wonderful.

The rest of the hotel guests

are checking out,

which means you and

your wedding party will have

the entire resort to yourselves

for the remainder

of the weekend.

Seriously, Dad?

Nothing but the best.

Is there any cell service here?

Uh, actually, you'll find that

a few days out here is like

taking a walk back in time.

That's why presidents

and dignitaries

from around the world

not only enjoy our seclusion

and accommodations,

but also come back

for repeat visits.

So there's no cell service?

[Chuck chuckles]

No. But we do have Wi-Fi

and plenty of beautiful

mountain views.

Make no mistake, this is

a weekend that you and your

guests will never forget.

If you'll follow me,

I'll give you a tour.

Go on over here.

That's okay.

Now, as you can see,

we're surrounded by

pristine wilderness.

We have

a 36-hole golf course,

15 miles of beautiful

hiking trails.

We also have

a spa on the grounds.

Every treatment imaginable.

[sister]

What celebrities visited here?

[manager] Oh, I'm not able

to disclose exactly who...

[elevator dings]

Guess I found

the right place.

[chuckles]

Bradley, hey.

Hey.

I'm so glad you're here.

Ah, wouldn't miss it.

Uh... [chuckles]

You could have almost

gotten married at my place

in the mountains.

I don't have a lake

like that though.

[chuckles]

Oh, this is gorgeous.

Hey, my dad's here.

You wanna come say hi?

Yeah. I suppose I should.

Over here

is our five-star restaurant,

which will be hosting

your rehearsal dinner

later this evening.

Yes!

[gasps] This is where

your ceremony is gonna be.

Sorry.

Chuck,

good to see you again.

Bradley, good to see you.

Especially on

better circumstances,

you know?

Right.

Give me just a minute.

Let me finish right here,

and I'll be back.

Thanks.

Oh, this is my sister.

Uh, Hailey, right?

And the maid of honor.

Bradley. The best man.

Nice to meet you.

You too.

[Chuck] You've exceeded

all my expectations.

Wonderful. Well, I'll make sure

our staff has everything

set up beautifully

for the big celebration

in the morning.

Now, if you'll all follow me,

we'll head to the casino.

It's great.

[keypad beeping]

All right. We got slots,

table games, you know,

fun for the whole family.

And I know

it looks busy right now,

but like I said,

this entire casino

will be completely empty

and only available to you

and your guests later today

and throughout the weekend.

Somebody was telling me

this place had a safe room.

Oh, um, yeah, we do.

I'd like to see it.

Oh, no. It's really

nothing you would ever need.

Where is it?

Um, yes, sir. Yeah.

It's right this way.

[slot machines chiming]

[quiet music playing

on speakers]

You know, I'm out there

in the lobby,

and I'm listening

to this good-lookin' woman

talk about this big, tall,

handsome blond guy

she saw sittin' all alone

at the bar.

And as I listen

to her describe the guy,

I think to myself,

"I bet I know him."

And I do.

You didn't take the tour?

No. I'm... taking the tour

of bourbon country.

I see that.

It's great to see you,

brother.

Good to see you too.

Hey.

[sighs]

I wasn't sure

you'd make it.

Hell, I wasn't even sure

I had the right number.

Yeah, look, I--

I still check my messages

once in a while. It's--

In some countries,

it's harder than others,

you know?

Retirement

looks good on you.

It does.

Sun, sand.

Right.

Women. Well, you know.

There you have it.

Uh, Thailand. [chuckles]

Ma'am,

I'll do the same, please.

Thank you.

Thanks for coming.

I mean it.

Cheers.

[glasses clink]

Been kind of

a long, hard road,

hasn't it, buddy?

Yeah.

Yeah, remember--

remember that time

in Afghanistan

we got cut into that bottle

of confiscated grappa?

I thought my f*ckin' teeth

were gonna fall out

from that stuff.

Well, you became

a man that day.

Bullshit!

[chuckles] I--

I think I'd earned my stripes

well before that night.

Stuck in the sand, drunk.

It was an impossible

situation.

Next morning, we...

did what we had to do.

Yeah.

That, I wouldn't mind

forgettin'.

Yeah.

That's why I drink

to pass out.

[chuckles]

Helps me to forget,

I guess.

I guess Brooke's

my vice now.

We kind of help each other

get through the hard times

together.

Mmm.

Well, in that case,

if Brooke is your vice,

then this is my Brooke.

Cheers. Congrats.

Missed you.

Missed you too.

[door opens]

All right, follow me this way.

This is where we, uh,

make all the magic happen.

Don't mind the mess.

So our, uh, staff cafeteria

is back that way,

and the admin offices

are at the end of the hall.

Yeah. Well, you know,

that's cool, but I just

wanna see the safe room.

Ah, yes, well,

it's actually, um--

kind of doubles as two rooms.

It's our high-tech security room

and it acts as a safe room,

which we have been

fortunate enough

to never have had to use.

All right.

Now, there are two ways in.

One is typing in the code

that only our security team

and myself know.

The other is through

the security guard,

who's always stationed inside.

They monitor the entire resort

at all times.

Then open the door.

Yeah.

[keypad beeps]

[electronic lock buzzes]

Right this way.

Now, our monitors

are back here in the cage.

Please don't touch anything.

All right.

Come on in, guys.

So these cameras

just capture everything.

It's all state-of-the-art.

If somebody drops

a quarter on the ground,

we can zoom in and tell you

what year it was printed.

No.

What?

Absolutely not.

[scoffs]

Yeah, that guy was a real prick.

We all wanted to k*ll him.

[laughs]

Too bad

he was a colonel.

Right.

No, lieutenant colonel.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah,

he was from Connecticut.

[both chuckle]

There's my handsome man.

Hey.

Well, wait, wait, wait.

That's what you're marrying?

This guy?

[chuckles]

Thanks for coming,

Anders.

[clears throat] Yeah.

I, uh, know it means a lot

to this guy.

That's great.

Yeah, it's great. All right.

Well, you guys, um, have fun.

[grunts]

I didn't interrupt

anything, did I?

No, no.

Just, uh,

takes a little while

to get to know him.

That's all.

Let's go cruise around.

Yes.

[lever pulls]

[slot machine chimes]

[exhales]

[chimes]

[chimes]

Oh.

How you feeling, baby?

Me? I'm pretty good.

I was honestly,

I think, more nervous

couple of months ago.

Now I'm just excited.

I think that's 'cause

of how much I love you.

This is why I make

all the big decisions.

Damn right.

[chuckles]

Okay,

let's make a promise.

For our first anniversary,

we go someplace tropical,

right?

Where you can actually

play golf outside.

I just wonder if I might

have made a mistake.

Excuse me?

[hits ball]

You think I should have

made Anders my best man?

Come on, honey.

We talked about this.

Get it out of your head.

This weekend is about us.

You're right.

You're right.

Hmm?

But, hey,

if anything

ever happens to me,

he'll be there

to protect you.

I like you.

All right. Let's see it.

Okay.

You've had

a couple of lessons.

Okay, wait. Okay.

Ready?

Step one.

And... batter up.

This?

Yeah, that's good for baseball,

but for golf, not so great.

[laughs]

Why--

Feel like a club pro here.

Yep.

Okay, Miss Farnsworth,

soon-to-be Gray.

You just get in there.

Getting the grip.

Put that left hand down

like that.

Cover it up

with your right hand.

Bring it back slowly,

and then...

Uh, I'm sorry.

I thought this was

a golf lesson.

Ma'am, I don't know

what came over me.

I-I apologize.

Uh, here's what

I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna give you the lesson

for free as long as you

don't tell my boss.

[chuckles]

Okay,

let's see a good swing now.

Concentrate.

Okay.

[lounge piano music playing]

[chattering]

My man.

Good to see you.

[guest]

Wonderful.

[laughing]

Yes?

All right. Now, look...

[clears throat]

I'm gonna give you some advice,

not that you're asking for it.

Have fun. Have a great weekend,

but be careful, you know.

She'll break your heart.

Got it.

Mind if I play a bit?

Relax.

All right.

[gentle piano music playing]

[chuckles]

All right.

I always just thought

that was a pickup line,

when he said

he could play the piano.

Who knew?

Not bad.

[laughing]

Oh, no!

You're pretty talented.

Oh, yeah? You think so?

I don't know.

[clears throat]

Oh.

One more thing.

Need you to hold on

to this for me.

Guard it with your life.

All right?

With your life.

I got it.

That is a very big

responsibility.

Fancy meeting you here.

So, what's your deal?

You and Cal.

Oh, uh, cousins.

Our moms are sisters.

Huh.

You two don't have

a lot of family.

Are any of your relatives

joining?

No.

Probably better that way.

We're--

Well, our family is

more likely to be the help

than the ones getting help.

Guess you could say

we're low-key.

I like low-key.

Do you, though?

Okay, burn.

[laughs]

Sorry.

Cal told me that...

I should, uh,

keep my eye on you.

In what way?

I don't know.

So I guess you won't

be joining me then.

Too bad.

Mmm.

[piano music continues]

[laughing, chattering]

sh*t.

Guess this will do.

[chuckles]

Want some?

f*ck it.

[Hailey laughs]

[coughing]

[laughs]

Oh, I haven't...

[clears throat]

...done that

since high school.

Why'd you stop?

I just wanna let you know

that I was married.

Oh.

Okay.

Was?

She d*ed a couple years ago.

It's the only reason

I took the job

your dad offered,

'cause I didn't expect

to make it back.

I'm sorry to hear that.

But I'm glad you did.

My sister wouldn't be here

if you didn't.

We can go back.

[water lapping gently]

[piano playing in distance]

[gasps]

What was that?

sh*t!

Has it started?

Oh, God,

they're setting up.

f*ck me!

sh*t!

Oh, f*ck!

[electronic lock buzzes]

Hey, Juan.

How's it looking today?

[speaks Spanish]

Mighty quiet here.

I could use a lot

more days like this.

That's for sure.

[Aaron chuckles]

So, is that, uh--

is that for me?

Oh, uh, yeah. Yeah, the, uh,

father of the bride brought

in his own Colombian coffee,

so, I thought

you'd like a cup.

Thanks.

Ah.

Wow. That's good.

Yeah, bud, real--

real Colombian beans,

you know.

Nothing but the best

for this wedding party.

Well, it don't look like

I'm the only one here

that could use a drink.

Mind if I join you?

Be my guest.

You know,

it's a hell of a place

you picked here.

Yeah, it is.

You know,

my daughter got married.

I didn't even get an invite.

Wow.

Honestly...

if it weren't for you guys,

I bet this wedding wouldn't

have happened either.

And I appreciate that.

I mean, I really do.

[Anders exhales]

Cal is a great guy.

You know, he might be.

But that sure don't

make this day easier.

[exhales sharply]

But that might.

My turn to pour.

Okay.

That's it, my friend.

Cheers.

[groans]

[exhales]

[dialing]

Yes.

Yeah, everything's

on schedule.

See you soon.

["Canon in D" playing on piano]

Keep it together, Dad.

[chuckles]

[Chuck] I got it.

[Chuck chuckles]

[chuckles]

Oh, boy.

[chuckles]

[discordant notes play]

Just let it come.

Um, I'm gonna--

Thanks.

I'll see you. Okay.

Okay. I got you.

All right.

Hey.

He'll be okay.

[guests murmuring]

Right here. Chair.

Which one?

[chuckles]

Hey, Dad. Dad.

Sit, sit, sit, sit.

Calm down.

Go to your seat.

What?

Go to your seat.

[groans]

She's gonna get married,

okay? Shh.

You made it.

Viktor,

Marshall's putting C-4

on the exits.

Give him cover.

No one gets out.

Nobody uses that door.

Clear them out of here.

I see why

you got those Michelin stars.

Compliments to the chef.

Look, I-I've done everything

that you asked, all right?

Can I--

[g*nsh*t]

[shouts] f*ck!

[crying] Jesus!

Stop.

[grunting]

Stop.

Stop screaming.

Stop it.

Sorry.

I know. I know.

Just gotta...

internalize it.

[groaning, grunting]

Besides,

I did you a favor.

You don't want anyone thinking

you're in on this, right?

Perhaps I should have waited

until you got us

into the safe room.

Some people annoy me.

[panting]

Shrimp cocktail?

[whimpering, groaning]

[grunting]

Wrap it up.

Let's go.

May I have the rings?

The ring.

The ring.

[whispers] Yeah, uh...

Well, where are they?

Uh, they're safe.

I got 'em.

Are you kidding me?

No.

Just one sec.

sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.

What?

They'll be right back.

[grunting]

How'd a squirrelish fucker

like you get in charge

of a place like this?

Believe it or not,

I'm-- I'm actually

really good at my job.

I think there's a kitchen staff

that might beg to differ.

You-- You said nothing

about k*lling the staff.

So I need to give you

my plans?

No, no. Here.

Here we are.

Here we are.

[keypad beeping]

[electronic lock buzzes]

The rest of the employees

will give you no problem.

They've all been trained to do--

[shouts]

What the hell are you doing?

He-- He was knocked out cold!

Now he'll stay that way.

It's one less thing

to worry about.

Guys, clear him out.

You-- You do realize

that as soon as you

get the power,

the backup generator's

just gonna kick on

in under a minute.

Yes, Aaron,

I do know that.

But it also shuts down

the Wi-Fi.

Which can only be

restarted by an employee.

You.

No Wi-Fi.

No cell service.

No phone lines.

They're sh*t out of luck.

This isn't

my first rodeo.

Oh, my God!

Jesus.

[crying, groaning]

Get into position.

Wait for Viktor.

[groaning]

Oh, God!

Shut the f*ck up!

We've all been sh*t before.

[typing on keyboard]

f*cking headache.

[elevator bell dings]

Oh, God.

[grunts]

[sighs]

[grunts]

What the f*ck?

[Viktor] Is that it?

[Marshall] Yeah, man,

we're good. Let's make our way

to the security room.

[generator switches on]

[electronic lock buzzes]

Okay, boss. All exits

ready to rock and roll.

Fantastic.

Viktor.

The boys are waiting for you.

Why don't you go join 'em?

See if we can

crash that wedding, huh?

[Marshall] Hey, Vik.

Do me a favor

and save that first kiss

for me, huh?

Got it.

All right.

What have we got here?

That's the first floor.

Yeah.

Second floor.

There's the casino.

We're holding there,

waiting to go in.

Viktor will join.

Well, all right then.

Let's give 'em a surprise.

[laughing]

Let's rock and roll, baby!

Where the f*ck

did I leave this thing?

[knocks on door]

The pool.

Of course. You coming?

Hey, hey!

Hey, we gotta go.

Everybody's waiting.

Let's just chill for a second.

No reason

to show up all sweaty.

Nobody's going anywhere.

Okay. You're right.

Everything's gonna be okay.

Look at you.

You're a mess.

Sorry. I'm usually calmer

in these situations.

Don't worry.

CFO of my dad's company.

I'm used to chaos.

[chuckles]

Chuck sure did make

this easy for us, didn't he,

renting out this whole place?

Yeah, he did.

[grunting]

You wanna watch some of this?

When the fun begins.

No.

[sighs] Dad.

Hey, you might not feel good,

but you're still looking good

in the suit.

Everyone, stay calm.

You run,

and we'll sh**t you.

[g*nf*re]

[guests screaming]

[g*nf*re continues]

Get down! Get down.

-[Cal] Take her.

-Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Come on! Come on! Go, go!

[grunting]

Think your sister's

gonna be pissed?

No, she's gonna be fine.

Let's just take the stairs.

Come on.

Uh-oh, uh-oh, oh, boss.

Check out this one. Okay.

Oh, hey, kids.

Anyone tell you Fourth of July

is coming early?

Three, two, one.

[electricity crackles]

[muffled expl*si*n]

[gasps]

What was that?

Sounded like a b*mb.

What?

[g*nf*re]

Head back to your room.

Find cover.

What? Hell, no!

I'm safer with you! Wait!

[g*nf*re]

[glass shattering]

Get your head down!

Get your head down! Stay down!

[gasps]

[slot machines chiming]

[breathing heavily]

[chiming continues]

[breathing heavily]

[thuds]

[groans]

[exhales sharply]

[grunts]

[exhales sharply]

[breathing heavily]

Everybody, stop!

I'll take the guests

to the holding area.

Go see if they need help

finding the others.

You got it, boss.

Let's go! This way.

[elevator bell dings]

[door opens]

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. Come on.

I don't wanna leave you.

That way. You gotta go.

This way. This way.

Come on.

This way. Come on.

There she is.

Oh, yeah.

Let me zoom in on that.

Hello. [chuckles]

Like catching fish

without bait.

You stay here.

I'll get us

our lovely bride.

All right.

This is exactly

what happened to my sister

when she was taken.

Are we gonna be okay?

[door opens]

All right.

Boss says start checking

the hotel rooms.

[door closes]

[whispers]

Stay here.

Come on! Come on! Come on!

[grunts, groans]

You're lucky Axel

wants you alive.

[g*nf*re]

[g*n clicking]

[door opens]

[gasps]

I'm here to help.

[holster unbuckles]

Anyone there?

Hotel security.

I'm here to help.

[lock clicks]

I'm so scared.

What are we gonna do?

There's no "we," all right?

You're gonna stay here,

and you're gonna find

a place to hide.

What?

Look, they have thousands

of security cameras.

They could be watching us

right now.

Then we're gonna find you

an exit. You're gonna head

for the tree line and get help.

I am not going

out there alone.

You used to get paid

to protect people.

Protect me.

Bradley, please.

Please.

f*ck.

Stay close.

Okay.

What happened?

I had him.

Who?

Cal.

He do this?

Yes.

Bradley and Anders

with him?

No.

Just him and these guys.

He's sh*t-faced.

[groans]

Guess if my daughter

was marrying that man,

I would be too.

Chuck.

You're gonna need

some new bodyguards.

[grunts]

These noises are

f*cking k*lling my headache.

Let's get him out of here.

Go somewhere else.

[lock clicks]

[elevator bell dings]

[groans]

Got him.

I'll search the exterior,

in case anyone made it

out of any windows.

Good. Remember,

Cal, Bradley and Anders,

alive if you can.

'Cause I'd like

to have a little

conversation with 'em.

Shut up.

Wake up!

[door closes]

[gasps]

[breathing heavily]

Holy f*ck!

Oh, there she is.

Welcome back, buttercup.

What the f*ck

do you even want?

Daddy?

Hailey?

Daddy, where are you?

Don't say another

f*ckin' word!

Let him go!

No, no.

I don't think so.

Hello, Bradley.

[Chuck] No!

-No!

-We gotta go.

I'm not leaving him.

We gotta go.

We got no choice. Come on.

When he dies,

this is on you, Bradley!

[groans]

That man is in need

of a killin'.

[grunts]

[groans]

[Anders grunting]

[breathing heavily]

[breathing heavily]

Hey.

You knew him!

This is all your fault!

No. Hey, hey.

Stop. Stop.

Hey! Stop. Quiet, quiet.

Hailey, please,

quiet, okay?

They're gonna--

Who was that?

It was Axel.

I thought you said

he was dead.

I thought he was.

If he kills my dad,

it's on you.

I just gotta-- Hey.

Get the f*ck off me!

Get off me!

Can you keep it down.

They're gonna find us.

f*ck.

[sobbing]

Hey.

My-My-My dad has a phone.

He has a satellite phone.

What do you mean, he's...

His room.

Come on.

Hi, Chuck.

You know who I am?

[breathing heavily]

We've never had the pleasure

of meeting in person,

but we have spoken

on the phone a few times.

I talk to a lot

of f*ckin' people.

Does the name Axel Bates

ring a bell?

You're a dead man.

Well,

death certainly

would have been merciful.

But instead, I was picked up

by those friendly folk

who kidnapped your daughter.

Tortured me

for a couple of months.

Unfortunately for them,

they just got a little

too comfortable with me.

So they're gone.

And here I am with a fresh,

new perspective on life.

Let me tell you something,

you son of a bitch.

All I wanted was

to get my daughter back.

What about Zeke?

He was someone's kid.

And he has a daughter.

Zoey is five years old

right now.

And guess what, Chuck?

Her daddy ain't

ever comin' home.

So let me ask you:

Is Brooke's life

more valuable than Zeke?

No!

g*dd*mn right.

[g*nsh*t]

No!

[groaning]

No, you didn't...

No. No!

[continues groaning]

[g*nf*re]

[neck cracks]

It's okay. Come on.

[breathing heavily]

Put some pressure on it.

[groans]

That was the first place

I was sh*t.

That's the second.

And it left me

with a hell of a headache.

You wanna see

what it feels like?

No, no, no, no. No.

I'll do whatever.

Good.

Because you offered us

five million dollars

to bring your daughter home.

I want my share.

Is that what you want?

You want a million bucks?

I'll make it happen.

No.

No, no.

What are both

your daughters' lives

worth to you?

Two times? Three?

I don't have

that kind of money.

Fine.

[g*nsh*t]

[shouts]

No! Oh, no!

Oh, sh*t.

You want

five million dollars?

I'll give you

five million dollars.

That's not enough

for what I went through.

7.5.

But I promise you,

that's all I can get out.

Okay.

I can live with that.

I don't begrudge you

for what you did, Chuck.

Any father with your means

would have done

the exact same thing.

But Cal, Bradley, Anders,

they made their choice.

And now it's time

for their reckoning.

Listen. Now, I don't care.

Just don't

hurt my daughters.

You do what you say

you're gonna do,

you have my word.

You f*ck with me,

I'm gonna k*ll everyone

in here.

And then I'm gonna

make you watch while I

k*ll your daughters.

Got it?

Got it.

I got it.

[Marshall on speakers]

Hey, g*ng.

Pay close attention now.

We have, uh, five

wedding members currently

roaming the hallways.

Ooh, get this.

In the kitchen,

yeah, we have the lovely

bride-to-be, Brooke.

I think

that she is with a blast

from the past, Anders.

assh*le.

And that's not all, g*ng.

And we have the bride's sister,

Hailey, maid of honor.

Yep. On the third-floor suite.

And she's with the best man,

Bradley.

But watch out,

Bradley's got a g*n,

and it does go bang, bang.

[chuckles] All right.

And then, g*ng,

our number one target, Cal,

the unlucky groom.

Looks like he's heading

to the top-floor suites,

I believe.

Happy hunting. [laughing]

We have to go.

Wait, wait, wait.

Someone will come.

But don't worry, I have a plan.

You need to surrender.

What?

Yes.

Put your hands up,

stay right here and surrender.

Trust me.

I'll handle the rest.

Okay.

I'm not leaving you.

[door opens]

Get on your knees!

Where's Anders?

No.

Let's go get me my money.

Come on.

[Chuck] Okay. Okay.

[door beeps]

Over there.

Yeah.

[g*nf*re]

[g*nf*re continue]

[knocks on door]

What's this moron doing?

Jesus.

[sighs]

[door buzzes]

Hey, dipshit.

Everyone's supposed to go

to the restaurant.

Ah, but since you have

the lovely bride that-was-to-be,

what do you say we have

a little fun, huh?

[chuckles]

f*ck you.

[g*nsh*t]

[grunting and groaning]

[groans]

[groans]

I never did like you, Anders.

f*ck you!

[g*nsh*t]

[breathing heavily]

[grunts]

[stammering]

It was him or us.

Good choice.

Okay, give it to me.

Good.

Everything's okay.

[groans]

[pounds on door]

[pounds on door]

One, two...

What are you doing?

[pounds on door]

[whispers]

One, two, three, four, five.

They're searching the rooms.

Five seconds in each room.

I'll be right back.

Find that phone.

[typing]

They're holding

the guests hostage

in the restaurant.

[groans]

Where are you going?

Do my job.

Here. Take this.

Now you know how to use it.

Lock the door after I'm gone.

[pounds on door]

[beeping]

[kicks door]

[g*n clicking]

[static on phone]

f*ck. [exhales sharply]

Bradley!

Help!

Don't sh**t me.

Please, please.

[Bradley] Hey!

[grunting and groaning]

Help. Please.

Please. Please.

[glass shatters]

[both grunting]

[static on phone]

Hello, hello.

Police?

[operator]

911. What's your emergency?

Oh! Please!

The hotel has been

taken over by t*rrorists.

[grunting and groaning]

[glass shatters]

[grunts]

[shouts]

[sobbing] Please hurry!

Ma'am, the closest police force

is 30 minutes away.

You need to hurry!

We'll be dead by then!

[glass shatters]

[groans]

[groans]

[thuds]

No!

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Hailey.

[inhales sharply]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[breathing heavily]

[doorknob rattling]

Hailey, it's over!

There is no way out of this.

They're all dead.

I have nothing

to do with this!

Take it up with my boss.

Come back for more?

No weapons, huh?

Don't need one.

[grunting and groaning]

f*ck.

[crying] No!

Stop!

[groaning, grunts]

[shouts]

Bradley!

[groans]

Cal! Help him!

[water gurgling]

[Viktor choking]

[neck snaps]

[Cal] Help me!

[Hailey grunts]

Grab him.

[coughing]

Okay.

Got him?

Yeah. Hang in there, baby.

[coughing continues]

[guests crying, whimpering]

Stay here. You'll be safe.

Just stay here.

[crying]

All right.

You're safe.

Stay here.

All right, good.

[knocking]

[Axel] Marshall, open up!

[knocks]

Marshall!

I need the computer.

Open up.

[knocks]

I need the computer.

Open up!

Okay.

[door thuds]

[lock buzzes]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Baby, I'm sorry.

Okay, okay.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Daddy.

Oh, my God!

I'm okay.

You don't tell them.

You hear me?

[Chuck murmuring]

What the f*ck?

I'm so sorry.

Open the door.

Open the door!

Open the f*cking door! f*ck!

No, no, no, no, no!

[Chuck] Don't open this door!

I'll give you

a count of three.

One, two...

Don't you open this door.

[g*nsh*t]

Daddy!

Oh, my ear!

Open the f*cking door!

[groaning] Oh, sh*t!

You okay?

I'm okay. Okay. I'm okay.

Oh, God. I'm okay.

Shh, shh, okay, Dad.

Got into your account.

Need the password.

[Chuck] I can barely hear!

Hey. Shithead. Password now.

[snapping fingers]

[Chuck] All lowercase!

All lowercase words.

"brooke55...

hailey819."

Oh, baby. Oh, my God.

[Brooke] It's okay. Come on.

[Chuck groans]

g*dd*mn, Chuck.

[Chuck] Okay, okay.

You might be able to do 7.5?

[Chuck] Okay.

f*ckin' liar.

It's okay.

That's it.

Pleasure doing business

with you.

Come on, sweetheart.

Time to go find your hubby.

No! No! No!

No, you're not.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! [crying]

[Brooke] Help!

It's okay.

Okay. Okay.

[Bradley groans]

[Brooke] Help me!

This way.

[groaning]

[knocks]

[Hailey] Help!

Hailey!

[Hailey] Open the door!

Hailey!

[Hailey] Open the door!

[knocks]

[Hailey]

Daddy, open the door!

[knocks]

[lock buzzes]

Oh, my God. Daddy.

[sobbing] Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, God.

I'm okay.

Keep the pressure on that.

[Chuck] Okay. Okay.

Where's Brooke?

Axel took--

Axel took her. My God!

Axel took her. [groans]

Oh, my God! I know.

Daddy's okay.

Daddy, it's okay. It's okay.

Right.

Stay here. Stay here.

There was nothing--

Keep pressure on the wound.

There was nothing

I could do!

Daddy! Daddy!

Okay, come on. Come on.

Okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.

[Brooke] Cal!

[Axel] I said,

shut your f*cking mouth.

[Brooke screams]

[groans]

Jesus.

One sh*t.

I'll follow your lead.

[Cal] It's Axel.

I know.

Axel Bates,

you f*ckin' rat.

You're a dead man.

[Axel] No,

I've already been dead.

Your turn.

[Axel] Well, lookee here.

We got the band

back together.

Hey, Axel.

Take it easy. All right?

You don't have to do this. Okay?

You're a f*ckin' assh*le.

And you, Bradley,

of all the people,

you left me to die.

Hey, hey!

It was my decision

to leave you behind. Okay?

I thought you were dead.

All right?

Just let 'em go. Okay?

You can k*ll me.

Just let 'em go.

Okay. Drop the f*cking g*n!

No! No f*ckin' way.

Anders, drop the g*n.

[Axel]

Drop it, or she's dead. Now!

Hey, drop it, Anders.

Hey. Remember the colonel.

Yeah.

Whatever the f*ck that is,

remember it.

All right. You got me.

[Axel] There you go.

Why don't you go join 'em?

You, princess,

I made a promise

to keep you alive.

Guess I'll keep it.

Run along, little one.

Ha.

[g*nsh*t]

[grunts]

[Brooke] Baby.

[grunts]

It's us.

Bradley! Are you okay?

Hey. I'll be fine.

[groans]

Hey.

With my life.

[Bradley]

Where's that damn manager?

[all chuckling]

I'll get you a minister.

Just don't invite me

to the wedding.

[all laughing]

Okay.

[laughing continues]

[Cal] I love you all.

["Champagne & Peaches" plays]

In gray gardens

Your imagination follow me

I showed you a way

I never swore

I wouldn't break your heart

Leave it up to mystery

All in a dream

And I know it was a dream

I'd never seen you before

Pay for it with love

Manna from above

Is that how you get along?

Pretend that I knew

Hold my breath to turn blue

Beach, it knows our names

Sand dollars we threw

Walk straight back to you

Outline glitter-glow memory

In a neon garden

And an hour or so, violins

And I never swore

I wouldn't break your heart

Is that how you got

Away?

Champagne and peaches

And a kiss from the lips

Did you lie to me

'Cause I lied to you?

Gray gardens come my way