Wake up. It's 4/20.
Wake up. It's 4/20.
Wake up.
It's 4/20.
Can't believe
I have to go to work today.
This ought to do it.
I want some
of your brown sugar
Sugar
I want some
of your brown sugar
Sugar
Oh, Sugar,
when you're close to me
You love me right down
to my knees
Today I will be the
best version of myself.
Sweet like honey
when it comes to me
Skin is caramel
with the cocoa eyes
, I don't
wanna go to work today.
Brown Sugar, babe,
I gets high
I don't judge myself.
I'm doing great, fine.
I'm doing fine.
I'm at least doing OK.
Happy 4/20, princess.
Mm!
God, Blaize,
why are you in here?
And you stink, and you smell
like corn chips.
Back up.
I love you when you're mean.
Mwah!
Ugh!
Ew.
Don't you see I'm in here?
I see, I see.
Get over it.
Blaize, look, we need to go
over the house rules again
and again and again.
Again and again and again.
Can we just do it
any day but today?
It's our special day.
Blaize, you smell like
sh*t and you're annoying.
Gotta go.
Oh, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
I need you to hand me my douche.
Screw you.
Have a good day, sweetie.
Brown Sugar got me open
Now I want some more
Always down
for a mnage trois
But I think I'ma hit it
solo
Hope my don't mind
Guard my sh*t, Ice T-Rex.
Stick out my tongue,
and I'm 'bout ready to hit
My anxiety is awful,
but this ass is colossal.
Brown Sugar, babe,
I gets high off your love
Don't know how to behave
I want some
of your brown sugar
Sugar
I want some
of your brown sugar
You're not going
to work, are you?
It's a holiday.
I'm gonna get naked in your bed.
I want some
of your Brown Sugar
Sugar
This eye shadow just
really brings out your eyes.
I can't believe I'm here.
Do y'all realize what day it is?
It's 4/20.
I should be high out of my mind.
But where am I?
Way too close to you.
You know, I would much rather
be sitting with my girls,
having brunch right now,
but, uh-oh, I have work,
you know, it's a
thing that adults do.
But I'm so sorry that you
can't get high all day.
Well, you should be sorry
'cause this is your fault,
because nobody wants
to work with you.
That's not true.
Is that true?
Why don't people
wanna work with me?
I'm a vibe.
A bad vibe, girl.
On a bad vibe
meter, I'm up here.
You, my friend,
is way down here.
And every time we
get busy, you freak.
It is not my fault!
I have performance anxiety!
It's a thing!
Calming breath.
I can't control your
behavior, only my own.
But you can't
control your behavior.
Look at you, 'bout to have
a little meltdown right now.
It's not my fault that you
have to come to work today.
Maybe if you didn't call
in sick all the time,
Tameka would have just
let you have the day off.
Oh, you are right.
Girl, hold your head up.
I have been taking
a lot of sick days off.
I'm feeling a little
faint right now.
Don't you dare!
- Ooh, ooh!
- Hello, beautifiers!
It's your big day.
Ooh.
- How is my staff doing?
- Ooh!
What the hell?
Stella!
Is everything OK, Stella?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Where am I? Ooh.
Are you all right?
I'm good, I'm good.
Are you actually believing this?
OK, she is not sick.
She's faking it.
Darcy, what is wrong with you?
You know she's been ill,
like, very ill.
Honey, listen.
Why don't you go home, rest?
Darcy, she will
handle everything.
- You sure?
- She got it, she got it.
- What?
- Yeah.
I can't do all their
makeup by myself.
Darcy, you can't?
Really?
That is not what we
say here, all right?
You can do this.
Hello.
I'm thinking maybe like
a smoky eye
but nothing too intense.
Maybe like something
pretty, natural...
OK, yeah, so natural, pretty,
glowy, smoky eye shadow.
Sure.
Yeah, that works.
None of them are
conflicting at all.
No.
We look like raccoons!
I'm so sorry, OK?
I was just... I was
getting very overwhelmed.
And you guys just
kept getting madder,
so I kept trying
to go faster, and...
I have performance anxiety.
I am not paying for this.
I have been dreaming
about this moment
since I was a little girl,
and you messed it up,
makeup girl!
Oh, my God!
What the hell?
Where you think you going?
Little Miss Weavie Wonder.
What?
Bring it!
I wanna
get high, so high
I wanna get high, so high
One draw
It's 4/20.
I just wanna get high.
High, high, high
Ugh.
Ew.
Why are you calling me?
Don't "ew" me.
I just got fired
all because of you.
Tameka fired you?
This really is the
best day of the year.
Good luck job hunting, nerd.
Ew.
She hung up on me.
Oh, that bitch!
I cannot believe her.
Ugh!
High
This bitch?
Ugh!
All right, fine.
You ruin my life,
I ruin your stupid holiday.
Oh, my God, I cannot believe...
All right, Lady Bug,
you got it, you got it.
Just go. Come on.
Come on. Just keep going.
Yes! Ah!
So superior.
She think she know it all.
Snobby Miss Prissy.
You ain't better than nobody.
Oh, you don't wanna work
with me?
Well, I don't wanna work
with you.
You don't know who
you're messing with, you...
You drughead!
I'm glad Miss Tameka fired you.
You can't do no
g*dd*mn makeup anyway.
And every time
I think of you
I hear a symphony
OK.
What do we say?
Be positive, be
confident, be assertive,
and stand up for yourself.
OK, I got this.
Play on sweet and low,
play on
Oh, parking brake! Ah!
There!
Are you OK?
Are you good?
All right.
OK.
Son of a...
Good morning, Officer.
What?
Bang on my door like a cop,
I'm gonna treat you like a cop.
Does Stella live here?
Name's not ringing any bells.
Whatever, OK?
I know that she
lives here because I
made the work contact sheet.
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
You made the work contact sheet?
I didn't realize that you
made the work contact sheet.
I didn't realize...
OK, OK, OK, shut up, OK?
I just wanna talk to Stella.
OK, OK, and I wanna
bone a fireman.
Girl, we all have dreams.
Goodbye.
Oh, my God, you're so funny.
You should really
look into comedy.
Thank you.
I am...
Out of my way, burnout.
Ah!
OK, boss bitch coming through.
Watch out.
Oh, hell nah.
I know this ain't the
annoying chick from work
up in my g*dd*mn crib.
OK, I am confronting you, OK?
I work my ass off every day.
I even wash Tameka's
stupid little dog.
And I get fired?
You, you do absolutely
nothing and you just skate by.
I mean, does that
sound fair to you?
I'm good with it.
You're stoned.
It's 11:00 in the morning!
Look, little girl.
I observe 4/20, which
means I tolerate
zero bullshit on this day.
You, my friend, fall under
the bullshit category.
So if you don't mind,
Split Ends,
move.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yes.
Hey, whore.
Hey, diva.
Did you just call me a whore?
My name's Blaize,
by the way, with an I,
because I see you.
Wow, the longer I'm in
this house, the dumber I get.
I'm gonna use your restroom.
OK, well, good luck in there,
because my diarrhea,
it's expl*sive.
God, the people that
live in this house.
It's so... beautiful.
Mm.
Now we're even.
Ugh, smells like a
turtle t*nk in here.
Quite the life you've built for
yourself, Blaize...
with an I.
Thanks.
Ugh.
I foresee a coming conflict.
Friends become enemies.
Enemies become friends.
Lives will be changed,
altered forever by the events
that transpire on this day,
the 20th of April.
Whoa, this sh*t is good.
Cool that you're famous
And I don't wanna
let you down
But you're backwards
and shameless
And I'd rather be
in the crowd
Let me go
Come on.
It's a holiday.
Let me go
Where's the Pink?
Boom!
I am assertive.
I am confident.
I stand up for myself.
Lady Bug, I am a vibe.
Oh, come on.
Stella, be cool, Stella.
Stella, you're just
high and you're paranoid.
Ice T-Rex, where the hell
did I put that Pink Hashmeena?
Oh, sh*t, Tick Tock's
gon' k*ll me.
OK, OK, maybe you didn't
put the Pink Hashmeena
in the Pink Hashmeena
resting spot,
where Ice T-Rex was guarding it.
It was just there this morning.
Man, I'm gonna die.
sh*t.
OK.
OK, OK, OK, think, think,
think, think, think.
OK, it was there, but no one...
OK, you knew it was there,
but no one could have...
Aw, hell nah.
Yes! Ugh.
Lady Bug, we are both
capable, powerful women.
Yo!
That bougie nerd, UGG-wearing,
basic bitch stole my stash.
"I'd rather be
having lunch with the girls."
Huh.
Well, I got something
for your ass!
You flushed it?
So aggressive.
I didn't think
you had it in you.
Well, what can I say?
My inner lioness came
out, if you will.
But wait, why didn't you
just take the weed?
Because that's stealing.
I'm not a thief; I'm just
standing up for myself.
Yeah, but today's 4/20.
OK, if I hear those numbers
again, I'm going to lose it.
Hi, welcome to the Brunch Hut.
Do you have a reservation?
Uh!
You played me.
Uh, I... I don't know
what you're talking about.
- Liar.
- Oh, incoming!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Both: Ooh!
Savage.
But kind of awesome, maybe?
Does that make me a bad friend?
How did you find me?
This where all the
bougie nerds go for brunch.
Where's my stuff?
OK, OK, OK, let's just
talk about this
for a second, all right?
Ooh!
Surprisingly badass, Darcy.
Thanks, squad.
Sorry.
Oh, wait.
The stoner's pissed.
- Darcy, run!
- OK, wait!
Please don't hurt me!
The only reason I'm not
is because I want my weed.
Where's my weed?
I flushed it.
You flushed it?
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did, because
you deserve it
because you got me fired.
You flushed it?
OK, this weird, calm energy
is really freaking me out.
Because it wasn't shake weed
that you flushed.
It was Pink Hashmeena, girl.
Uh, cute name?
It's not cute, OK?
Pink Hashmeena is so
potent, its properties
are so damn magical,
it's worth a lot of money.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Uh, maybe don't deal dr*gs.
I don't deal dr*gs, OK?
Yes, I make my drops
from time to time,
but that's for me to
make some extra money. And?
OK, so part-time
felony to make ends meet?
Sounds like a nice plan.
I got a life plan, sweetie, OK?
I'm working toward some things.
Ooh, a secret plan.
Hey, guess what.
I don't care!
Hi, um, people are scared.
And also, you're
blocking the door.
And people are pissed that
you wasted their mimosas.
And you a hostess.
We need to get in front of this.
Uh, no, no, no.
There is no we, all right?
I am an innocent, non-pothead,
law-abiding citizen.
You are drug mule girl.
Girl, we in this together, OK?
You coming with me to tell
the plug what you did,
or you gon' catch these hands.
I am not coming
with you anywhere.
What does "catch
these hands" mean?
OK! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Excuse my ignorance, as
this is my first experience
with a drug lord, but do they
usually live in cute little
Asian-styled huts?
They do.
The reason why we here
is because of yo' ass
'cause you stole
my g*dd*mn stash.
sh*t.
This Leila's crib.
She's a middleman.
Middlewoman.
Labels matter.
Just be cool.
Oh, and Leila's a bit extra too.
What does "a bit extra" mean?
Mm.
Happy 4/20, b*tches.
Please, take a
celebratory crown.
No, thank you.
- Mm.
- Hey, Leila, girl.
Mm, hello.
And who is this
scrumptious snack?
- Oh, this is...
- Those eyes are k*lling me.
The earrings are dope.
But the aura feels... off.
I should align you.
Ooh, OK.
So, Leila, Darcy.
Darcy, Leila.
Mm, ni hao.
- Not Chinese.
- Well, enchanted.
Let's smoke a bowl.
Oh, gosh.
I been needing to do that.
Mm, have you ever
smoked marijuana
out of your butthole?
Mm.
Sit.
So, Marcy, tell me everything.
It's Darcy.
Don't shut yourself
off to me, Darcy.
I see you.
I feel you.
I have an observation
for you, Darcy.
Is that OK?
You're kind of a dickhead.
- You ain't lying.
- Hey!
I am not a dickhead.
No, no, no need
to get defensive,
but you are, kind of,
a little bit, but it's OK.
I got what you need.
You see, this healing
crystal will just...
Mm, suck all of that negativity
right out of that spirit
of yours.
May I demonstrate?
You're doing it.
Mm.
Open your heart and your hands.
Mm.
OK, can we talk
about the drug stuff
so we can go, please?
All right, buzzkill.
What's up?
Tick Tock's been blowing
up my phone all morning.
I mean, hello!
It's a holiday.
Exactly.
My girl gets it. See?
Look, I don't want
your stupid rock
or wear your stupid
weed crowns, OK?
We're here to tell you
that we lost the marijuana.
We're really sorry,
it was an accident,
and it's never gonna
happen again.
OK, can we go now?
I know you didn't
just throw my crystal.
You are kind of a dickhead.
Leila, we lost the Pink.
Oh, my gosh, way
to break the tension.
That was funny.
"Leila, we lost the Pink."
I was, like, scared for
a second 'cause I was like,
if you lost the Pink,
we'd be m*rder*d,
but then you were kidding,
so that was a relief.
Like, I can wipe my brow.
Wait, you lost the
Pink Hashmeena?
But... but that
doesn't make sense.
You were supposed to
deliver it this morning.
You know it's 4/20.
I slept late and I
had to go to work.
I figured I'd drop it
off in the morning.
And this nerd over
here flushed it.
This is bad.
The Pink has a street
value of $20,000.
Come again?
Say what?
Who spends that
much money on pot?
Connoisseurs, rappers,
trust fund babies,
unlikable douchebags who
buy good weed so people
pretend to like them.
Hey, you should try
that one day if you're
struggling to make friends.
But this is really bad.
Oh, man, what are
you guys gonna do?
No, this is what we're doing,
this right here, explaining
the situation, yeah.
Sucks.
Sorry.
Oh, yeah, OK, it does suck.
Yeah, it's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal!
What are you telling
me right now?
She's throwing rocks!
They're not rocks.
For the last time,
they're crystals.
- Leila, chill.
- Do not tell me to chill!
I'm just speaking my truth!
OK, well, uh, do you, then.
Let her speak her truth.
Tick Tock is gonna k*ll me.
She's a crazy person.
Do you know one time, I saw
her bite someone's ear off?
Ooh.
And I think she swallowed it.
Welp, uh, I guess we're
gonna skedaddle on that.
All right, our time
is up here now, Leila.
Go do you.
You're not allowed to namaste!
Oh, this is so bad.
We're all gonna die.
That woman is unhinged.
You think?
Let's just go before
she, you know...
You brought bad juju
into my safe space!
Ooh, whee.
Oh, Lady Bug!
OK, OK, OK, OK.
She hit my car!
What the hell, Darcy?
Let's go!
Please drive, Darcy.
What the hell?
She just... she just
does this sometimes.
Now I gotta burn some sage!
Oh, wait, I'm all out of sage,
so now I gotta go
to the sage store.
Stop hitting my car!
Darcy, your car's trashed.
You can't say that to her!
She needs words
of encouragement!
Leila's not taking the fall.
I'm gonna tell them
who to go after.
OK, Lady Bug, I apologize.
You the baddest
bitch in the whole land.
Let's go.
Come on, Lady Bug.
Please, please,
please, please, please.
Yes!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh.
Oh, my God!
I think I hit Leila!
Oh, no, she's fine.
Drive.
Drive, man, drive!
You b*tches are dead!
I just went out to Morocco
to do some recruiting, yeah
the government
official
We plugged with
What are you doing?
Paying her rent.
A strip club during the day?
I come here to think.
Here are your drinks.
Thank you.
All right, Titi, girl.
Here you go, girl.
Tell lil' Eric said hey, OK?
Whoo!
The bartender
is definitely judging us.
I mean, rightly.
Should we explain to her
that we're drinking so early
because we almost had
a near-death experience?
I mean, I thought
that we were dead.
We still dead, Darcy.
We gotta find 20 Gs.
How we gon' do that?
I don't know.
I mean, I've never had
that much money at one time
in my entire life.
Darcy, let's brainstorm, then.
You gon' sell some kidneys?
I'm not selling any body parts.
- Pics of our feet?
- Ew! No!
People do that?
You know they do that.
You kind of look
like you would do that.
OK, do not judge us, all right?
You are bartending at a strip
club called Dancing Dinero
on a day shift,
so who do you think
is really doing worse at life?
I don't know.
I own the place, baby.
What do you mean?
Well...
good for you.
sh*ts for everybody!
Whoo!
She definitely thinks
I'm a bad person.
We dead persons, OK?
You like that better?
Leila gon' tell Tick Tock
you stole the Pink.
Wait, what?
Leila's gonna make a TikTok?
Tick Tock's a person, fool.
OK, I'm sorry.
It's just... it's
all very confusing.
It's been a long day, all right?
OK, so Tick Tock is
the ear-biter, right?
Yes.
Think of her like Darth Vader...
Meaner, crazier, but still cute.
She reports back to the plug.
OK, I'm really scared to
ask this, but what is a plug?
The plug is the boss, Madame X.
- Can I get a sh*t?
- Two.
God, I really
hate these meetings.
They're so dark.
Hey, congratulations.
You're a grandpa.
You just don't know it yet.
You should break up with him.
Oh, sh*t.
Oh, oh.
Oh, my God.
Hey, I was just
looking for you guys.
There you are.
Oh, Tick Tock,
I really like the boots.
I like the top.
Your inner light is just,
like, blinding me right now.
It's gorgeous.
Why we meeting at a mall?
Just thought maybe we could
get a little girl time in,
a little shopping or something.
Do I look like I shop at a Gap
or eat at a Cinnabon?
No, I don't think so. No.
You wanna meet in a
public place mean you scared,
mean bad news.
I don't like bad news.
Wow, wow.
You are so intuitive.
What are you, a Scorpio?
It's obvious.
I can give you
a reading sometime
if you're ever interested.
Anyway, so it seems
that Stella, uh,
and some random friend of hers
flushed the Pink Hashmeena,
like... like, down the toilet.
One thing you might
not know about me...
Mm-hmm.
I struggle with
anger management issues.
I never would have guessed.
Mm-mm.
Yup.
Ever since I was little.
Little boy pulls my
pigtails, I knock him out.
Somebody steals from
me, I sh**t 'em.
That's just what I do.
Well, v*olence is
rarely the answer.
My therapist tells
me to channel my anger.
Your therapist
sounds really wise.
But you got me at a mall
and you don't have the Pink?
I hate the mall.
Lucky for you, malls are
dying nationwide,
so they won't be around
much longer.
You saying that right there
makes me wanna sh**t you.
OK, um, I'm kind of more
into choking than hair play,
so, uh... but, um,
there's kids around
and elderly people getting in
their 10,000 steps,
so can't sh**t
a Leila in a mall, right?
No, she's right.
We'll take her somewhere else.
You wanna know
something about me?
I'm a student of parkour!
Damn!
You see that?
She fell through
the Throw-N-Shade!
That's where I just got my
glasses from the other day.
No, them?
- What? Buy one, get one free.
- Them poppin'.
These the ones I was telling
you about
when you got me wearing
these in Miami.
Why you gotta...
Mm.
Good thing they buy one,
get one free.
She be doing too much.
I was just finna ask
you could I borrow?
Yeah, I mean, if you
can glue 'em together.
I got 'em in red too.
Parkour.
Today was gonna
be such a good day.
Mm.
You are... so pretty.
Damn, and I was gonna hit up
my edibles guy
and hit that.
He one of those "Silicone"
Valley pot "afacionidos."
Huh?
You mean like an expert?
sh**t, I'd smash,
but I'd think I'd feel
bad after I did it, though.
I feel bad for you now.
I mean, do you
even know his name,
or you just say,
"Ooh, edibles guy,
yeah, give it to me"?
First of all, after a good,
casual bone-down
with the weed man, I would've
slide over to the 4/20 party,
but instead, I'm here with
yo' ass, and we 'bout to die.
OK, all this death talk
is making me nervous.
- Wait, those are... ooh.
- OK, really?
OK, I'm sorry.
Can I please have a gummy bear?
I mean, it's just been
a really rough day.
Oh, go right ahead.
Take two.
Thank you.
I will.
Up, up, and away.
You are trouble.
Hi, I'm Darcy.
Hi.
Whoa, hold on.
This ain't good.
- Damn!
- Is that Leila?
This as yet unidentified
woman is a person of interest,
wanted for questioning.
- Girl, see, that's Tick Tock.
We dead.
If you see her,
please call 55-iSNiTCH.
That's 55-iSNiTCH.
I'm Sharon Reed
for Blunt News Network.
Maybe it's a coincidence.
Coincidence?
Tick Tock k*lled Leila.
Now she after us.
Side note... is this whole
criminal organization,
like, entirely run by women?
Yes, girl, it's
really progressive.
And only the female plant
gets you high?
You know.
Wow, that's0-
I mean, that's
great for Madame X.
What don't you get, Darcy?
The biggest weed
dealer in the city
thinks we stole $20,000 worth
of her best sativa ever.
And unless you have
20K, baby, we dead.
So we gon' drink to that.
Hey, I have an idea,
but it's not a good one.
Wait right here.
Yeah, we'll just wait
right here, I guess.
Whoa.
This is giving Richie Rich.
Who crib is this?
A friend.
The GPS says that she's here.
A friend you tracking?
Now, that's weird.
For your information, people
do it all the time with people
they love and trust.
Well, it's giving stalkerish.
OK, well, I wasn't
asking for your opinion.
And just try not to
embarrass me, OK?
Strip club.
God, my tongue feels fat.
Does your tongue feel fat?
Girl, my tongue is good, thanks.
Does it look fat to you?
No. Go.
- Hello!
- Too loud.
Who are you?
Hi.
Uh, you must be Meena's mom.
Meena?
That sounds familiar.
Shut up.
Ooh.
Uh, I really didn't
want us to meet like this.
I'm Darcy.
Meena's probably
mentioned me before.
- No.
- OK.
My daughter's not here.
Well, her GPS says otherwise.
I said my daughter isn't here.
Mom, could you please?
Just a ray of sunshine.
Whoa.
Uh-uh.
I ain't know y'all
was swinging that way.
D, my mom is, like, right there.
What's up with you?
I'm sorry.
I just... you look
so pretty, and I
haven't talked to you all day,
and I really like your hair.
Stop.
You should have texted.
I did.
I've been texting you all day,
so I used the tracking app.
- Tracking app?
- Remember?
We downloaded it on
our picnic so we always
know where the other is?
What is wrong with you?
That's exactly what I'm saying.
I'm high.
Who's this person?
Hi.
I'm Stella.
Your girlfriend is
ruining my life.
She's not my girlfriend, OK?
What?
I'm not looking
for a relationship.
You know this.
No, you've never said that.
When did you say that?
You're making it awkward, Darcy.
OK, can we just talk
for a minute, please?
Look, my mom's waiting.
Meena, I'm in trouble, OK?
And I was... thinking of...
maybe...
She need to borrow 20K.
Shut your dumb face, OK?
What is wrong with you?
You don't just blurt
something out like that.
I was working up to it.
You think my mother's
gon' give you $20,000?
She hates you.
What?
No, moms love me.
Darcy, you're great.
Uh-oh.
But you not my girl.
I don't know why you
asking me for money.
That's gonna replay in
your head over and over again.
You... you don't mean that.
You're just saying that because
I showed up with this reject
asking for money, which
is totally not cool,
and it's only happening
because I'm being chased
by really bad-guy drug dealers
who wanna k*ll me.
But that's neither
here nor there,
and that's not your issue,
that's on me,
so I'm sorry
that I bothered you.
And, mm, please apologize
to your mom for me.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Nice crib, though.
Bad guys.
Drug dealers.
That's so hot!
Both: Lady Bug, start.
Start, Lady Bug.
Oh, Lady Bug, live.
What's happening?
Girl, Lady Bug is dead.
I don't get it.
I can always make
Lady Bug smart...
Start.
Words.
Stupid.
Girl, RIP to Lady Bug.
Let's just pour up
to the dead homeys.
Here you go.
Oh, I'm so thirsty. Hold on.
Ooh.
Girl, we gotta make some moves.
Whatever you got going on over
there, you better k*ll it,
'cause Tick Tock looking
to k*ll our asses.
Yeah, she can just
put me out of my misery.
I don't know why I
kissed Meena like that.
I don't... I don't do that.
Like, I'm not... I'm
not that person.
I'm not, like...
I'm not, like, so...
I'm not, like, that confident
in myself to be able to put
myself out there like that.
I feel really weird.
Hmm.
So, ooh, I got a, um...
A confession to make.
OK, so the gummies you ate,
they were edibles.
So you super high.
You drugged me.
Technically, you stole a bear.
Yeah, but then you
gave me another one.
So we gon' finger-point,
or we gon' problem-solve?
Wait, that's so crazy.
I thought, like,
edibles were, like,
you know, know, like...
Like, the brownies.
You know, like when
they do in the movies?
They put all the
sh*t in the brownies,
and then, like,
a grandma comes in
and she eats 'em or some sh*t?
You know, I thought
it was like that.
Girl, no, ma'am.
Baby, you have no
idea about weed.
- No.
- Those are pot gummies.
They look and they
taste like candy.
You high.
Wow, I was duped by
deceptive marketing.
I like that
word, "deceptive."
OK, so new plan.
We gon' call an Uber.
We gon' wait.
We gon' chill.
We gon' smoke this joint
to get all that paranoia
and freaky energy
out of your system.
Wow.
Marijuana does that?
Mm-hmm.
Pink Hashmeena is magical.
Here go the Pink.
That a girl.
I must have d*ed
and gone to heaven
'Cause it was
quarter past 11:00
On a Saturday in 1999
Right across
from where I'm standing
On the dance floor
she was landing
It was clear that she was
from another time
Oh, yeah
She's just a cosmic girl,
oh, yeah
From another galaxy
Oh, I feel so good!
Oh, you do this all the time?
No wonder why you're so lazy.
I would never get anything done.
I mean, you are insulting
me, but I don't care.
Hey, you're not annoying me.
Same!
This is the first
time I didn't wanna
punch you in your
face since we met,
and you just called me lazy.
Well, hey, I'm about
to give you a compliment.
You have such good
taste in music.
I know, right?
Now I'm gonna throw that
compliment right back at you.
Your so-called little
girlfriend, she's cute.
And with that little
pink outfit she had on,
I did not like it, but
she's still cute, though.
Yeah, she is a fox.
And I do hate that
pink outfit as well.
And she did dump me,
but I feel great,
and I never feel great.
Yeah.
Well, that's the power
of the Pink, baby.
When I see
her pretty face
She's just a cosmic girl
Ooh.
You got the fancy Uber, huh?
Oh, sh**t.
That's Tick Tock.
Tick Tock drives for Uber?
She don't drive for Uber.
We dead.
- Oh, hi, sir.
- Oh, sh**t.
- Shut up.
- Can I... ah! Wait!
No!
Tick Tock, Tick Tock.
- Get out of there.
- I'm being dragged!
Tick Tock, how you found us?
- Please, sir, no!
- I know you saw me call you.
- No, not the trunk!
- You got me.
I hate the trunk!
I hate small spaces!
Please, I'll pee myself!
Oh, that's not that bad.
I can sit in this one.
I think she's gonna sh**t me.
I can hear you.
I think she can hear me.
Y'all might be the
dumbest potheads ever,
and that's really
saying something.
But k*lling folks
that piss me off,
that's the old me.
I'm working on myself.
I'm working on myself too.
One day at a time, girlfriend.
I've gone a week
without hitting anyone,
but you about to make me
break my streak right now.
But what... but what about
Leila?
She ain't even hit that girl.
She scared her into jumping,
but that's different.
Y'all don't even know.
Tick Tock was crazy
before she got all Zen.
Y'all would be so
dead right now.
Happy?
Now back at zero.
That should have been you.
Ooh.
OK, c-can I offer you
the healing power of THC?
It's very relaxing and
good for anger issues.
I got gummies.
- Gummy worms?
- Gummy bears.
Fine.
You lucky it's red.
I think we
should make a run for it.
Yeah, I can't feel my legs,
so I'm gonna have to
pass on the escape.
We good, right there.
Junebug and Cameo,
hurry up and get 'em out.
What you screamin' for?
Move faster.
OK.
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh.
Oh, God. This is like...
Hey, I like your braids.
This is exactly where
they take somebody
to k*ll them in a movie.
Today feels like a movie.
And we're the stars.
How stoned are you guys?
I mean, pretty stoned.
What are y'all even looking at?
- Run!
- Oh, my God!
Get 'em, idiots!
Go!
Stupidest.
And cut.
Come on, Darcy.
Come on.
Ah!
Come on.
Why would you do that?
Me, then you.
I thought me was me, man.
I thought me was me.
Come on, man. Mo...
I swear y'all the stupidest.
Tick Tock, he acting crazy.
Try to get... see, every time.
You're too big.
I'm too-
- No, I gotta lift
here and you don't.
I'm too big?
You think they playing
about they money?
Who?
Oh, my God.
- Ooh.
- Did that really just happen,
or am I just
really, really high?
Both.
What day is it?
4/20.
Are you that stoned?
Not the date, the day.
Saturday.
I know where to go.
Let's go.
OK.
Here we go, yo
Oh, God, those heels.
So what, so what,
so what's the scenario
Perfect place to hide out.
OK, what do dinosaurs have
to do with roller-skating?
And how does this stop
us from being dead?
Girl, dinos are cool.
Skating is cool.
And on a Saturday, they
play some dope music.
Hey.
Wow, that is such good
news because, you know,
my biggest concern
on this whole thing
was absolutely the soundtrack.
But you know what?
Sick tracks? Great.
Hey.
What's up, everybody?
It's your master of ceremonies.
And I wanna welcome you
to Dino Skate Saturdays.
I see we got Stella
in the house.
I see you, Stella.
Whoo!
DJ B is lit tonight.
Let's go.
You know the DJ?
Of course I know the DJ.
Wow, that's really cool.
Yeah, but I still don't
think that this is
the best time to be skating.
Darcy, it's our cover, girl.
Tick Tock would never think we'd
be crazy enough to be skating.
Duh.
Ooh, ooh.
Man, why we gotta
sit here and do this?
This is k*lling me, man.
My thing, she don't even
rent us states.
She don't rent us...
We don't wanna skate.
Oh, yeah, we don't.
I don't wanna k*ll neither, man.
What do you wanna do, then,
if you don't wanna do this?
Boy, I been trying to rap.
Nah, let me hear something.
Like, off the dome
or something I wrote?
'Cause I got both.
Just hit me with something, man.
Come on, Cameo.
Hey.
Ripping on any b*at,
that's an adaption
Of running out of breath
or bringing it back in
Need my money up front,
don't deal with the back end
Your pockets on a diet, boy,
I'm calling you Atkins.
Yeah.
- Nah, that ain't it.
- Listen, man.
Hey, Tick Tock.
You found us again.
Duh.
You know, I asked myself,
where would I go if I
was stoned out of my brain?
I mean, they got the best
music on Saturdays, right?
I love it, coming here.
You so good on them skates.
Thank you.
Dr. Bob said I should do
something like a hobby
to channel my inner anger.
Turns out, I'm pretty
good on these wheels.
Darcy, please don't
do that freaky sh*t.
Oh.
I choose to remain calm.
I have a... I have a
very bright future.
But I'm not gonna have
a very bright future
'cause I'm gonna die
at Dino Skate.
Oh, oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Go with it, girl.
You're OK.
Just a little high is all.
Damn!
Why she so loud?
See, normally, I'd
bust in her head.
Ooh.
But I'm working on myself.
This is my safe space.
Safe space?
Yo!
Bust her in the head.
- Come on, man.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, you right.
You right.
Get that.
Hey, you wanna
see me do a twirl?
Hell yeah!
Hey!
That's really cool, Tick Tock.
Shut up.
What you about, kid
Fly like a falcon
Where you get your outfit
Get like me
Got your whip murked
With the tints dark
Two spots when you park
Get like me
Boss wants to talk to y'all.
I'm Madame X,
and you have something
that belongs to me.
Ow.
Tick Tock!
Are you roller-skating again?
Uh, yeah, 'cause, you
know, Dr. Bob said it was
good for me to work on my...
I don't care!
Get her up.
- Darcy, get up.
- OK.
Where's my product?
Speak!
OK, I flushed it by accident,
and it was a total mistake.
I don't know
anything about dr*gs.
Yo, shut up!
Madame X, please,
I know we messed up.
Let's make it right.
Hmm.
The Pink Hashmeena or
the 20,000,
by midnight.
If you're light, I'll k*ll you.
If you're late, I'll k*ll you.
Are we clear?
That means she's done with you.
OK. Excuse me.
Oh, God.
- Darcy, come on.
- I can't skate.
It's Dino Skate.
You can't be acting
like you can't skate.
So what do you think?
They're lying.
No one's that stupid.
Go to her house and
check under her bed.
First we get the Pink,
and then we'll deal
with them later.
Why y'all in my face?
We ain't got no skates.
We need a plan.
Agreed.
Step one, pooh!
I'm getting a peek into
your whole life:
drama, and then, hey, let's
smoke a doobie.
This is how I
come up with a plan.
And, girl, ain't
nobody say no doobie.
Oh, excuse me, OK?
I'm so lame.
You know, I'm sorry that
I don't know all the ways
of a pathetic pothead.
Please teach me.
Hey, I got dreams.
I got goals.
OK, what are they?
What are your dreams?
Not that it's any
of your business,
but I'd like to open up
a weed shop,
a legal one in Cali.
It'd be so cool.
People'd come and hang out,
smoke,
drink some coffee, you know?
Go ahead and make fun of it.
I know you want to.
No, I'm actually impressed.
It's way better than mine.
I just wanted to make manager.
Ew!
At our job you got fired from?
Don't "ew" me.
I was nice about your dream.
Yeah, mine makes sense.
Yours is depressing.
It is depressing.
Look, Darcy, there are
times to be straight,
and there are times to be high.
This is the latter.
Can I have some?
Here.
Maybe we can go get some more.
That's it, Darcy.
I got a plan.
Boo-yah.
No, don't put that in there.
No, don't put that in there.
No. Oh, that's so big!
That's so big!
That was so good.
OK, so we're just
barging in now?
Why does everyone
feel so comfortable
just coming into my house?
OK, you mean business.
Hi.
How's it going?
This where Stella lives?
You know what?
Everyone is asking that today.
And the answer, uh, is yes.
But the question
no one's asking is,
is Stella a good roommate?
And the answer is...
no, not really.
Hi, I'm Blaize with an I.
Who are you?
Blaize with an I,
she took something
that doesn't belong to her.
And you, you gon'
help me find it.
Well, as much as I would
love to inv*de my roommate's
privacy, and I would
love to do that,
I don't think I will be doing
that today, Little Miss Thing.
So if you could please
find your way to the exit,
I would greatly
appreciate tha-a-at.
Take me to her room
before I k*ll you.
OK, first one on the left.
Well, it's been
super neat wrecking
my own house
while you stand there
not lifting a finger to help.
But are we done here?
We're not done until
I find what she stole.
OK, well, I am not
stoned enough for this.
Ow! Ah!
I been doing so
good, working the steps,
doing my skating, but you are
making it hard not to hurt.
Now, tell me, where would
she keep my product?
Ah!
She only goes three places... ah!
One, here;
two, her stupid job;
and three, the weed man!
The weed man!
Great.
Let's go see the weed man.
Yeah, let's go see the weed man.
OK, we're gonna figure this out.
OK, yeah, we need supplies.
Come on.
Supplies for what?
Are we gonna get Madame X
an "I love Atlanta" T-shirt?
Darcy, come on.
My first stakeout.
Surprisingly not fun.
We're just gonna
sit here or what?
Oh!
Come on.
You said this is where
she gets her product from.
Now, she's got a pound of
the best weed in Atlanta,
and I bet she's
trying to sell it.
Brother man, uh, let
me get some of that
Pink Hashmeena, my boy.
Illegal.
This Atlanta, man.
We don't sell weed.
I know for a fact you do.
They told me to come
in here and look
for a light-skinned brother
with an orange shirt,
and, uh, you the only one.
Yeah, this Atlanta, man.
We sell Delta-8...
Listen, I don't even
fly Delta, my boy.
I be in the sky, though.
High as a kite.
Pink Hashmeena.
I got something
for every ailment.
Just tell me how you wanna feel.
I wanna be out my
mind, J. Cole, so please,
can you go back there and
get me my Pink Hashmeena?
Look, Stella is not really
the entrepreneur that you
seem to think that she is.
She's probably
just, like, stocking up
or trying to talk
to her boo thing
or whatever in there, OK?
Not that big a deal.
Oh!
Ow!
Ah!
Ow, come on!
Ah! I just got an
eyelash replacement.
Do you know how crazy that is?
Oh, my God, there she is.
It's Stella.
There she is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's get it, Darcy.
Time to get into character.
Say hello to my little friends.
- Pink Hashmeena...
- Everybody freeze!
Oh, my Lord.
Well, this is new.
Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt.
Sis, you're actually
getting good at this.
Period.
What's with the water g*ns?
Hey, freeze your
mouth, pretty boy.
These water g*ns are
filled up with frog poison.
Mm-hmm.
What's frog poison?
You know them frogs you
lick and you get all trippy?
See, that's what I wanna be.
I wanna be like them.
Whatever mind frame they in,
this what I need in my life,
right here, all that.
And it's toxic.
Yeah, you get a... a
really bad skin reaction.
Yeah. Two words:
Pink Hashmeena in my hand.
Well, actually, that's
more than two words.
Oh, he's a smart guy.
Well... well, let's
see how smart you are
when you're having a bad trip
and a nasty skin reaction.
Uh, yeah, Pink Hashmeena
is extremely rare,
very potent, and highly illegal.
We know you got it, gorgeous,
so slide on in that back
and give it to us.
Stella?
What... Stella, is that you?
Look like Pretty Vee to me,
but I guess.
We're robbing someone you know?
Sure, Stella come
in here all the time.
I mean, these are
terrible disguises.
Wait.
Are you edibles guy?
I got a nickname.
That's cool, that's cool.
Yeah, nah.
Yeah, no, Stella come
in here once a week
to deliver Pink Hashmeena,
except for yesterday
when she didn't show up.
You mean to tell me that we are
robbing the place that sells
Pink Hashmeena for Madame X?
The only place in
Atlanta that got it.
You been having
Pink Hashmeena this whole time
and I could have been gone?
My kids in the car.
We getting robbed right now.
- You getting robbed right now.
- No, we getting robbed.
We getting robbed?
You getting robbed.
Uh-huh.
And we robbing you
for Pink Hashmeena.
Ladies.
Everybody calm down.
Ladies, we could go
fix this in my office,
if y'all could just put your...
Your... your water g*ns down.
Yeah, please.
Come on, boy.
Get the Pink Hashmeena.
Ladies, get it all up.
Make sure you grab everything.
Boss, you want
me to call this in?
No, Carl, you late.
- Carl, you super late.
- What? I was...
No, no, no, Carl Winslow,
you are late, man.
Come on, man.
Rule number one, when
somebody come in here
and rob the place,
what do you do?
Grab your g*n.
You ain't got no g*n.
Brother, you got a vest
for nothing.
So you guys are here to rob
Madame X to pay back Madame X?
Y'all know how stupid
that plan was, right?
I do.
Yes, I said it, literally
those exact words,
when we got the water g*ns.
Look, we desperate and
we running out of time.
You gon' help us or what?
And don't call the cops.
OK, I'll loan you guys
a pound of Pink Hashmeena.
So you're just gonna
give us the Pink Hashmeena?
I'm gonna loan it to you.
You gonna have to pay me back.
This is some expensive weed.
And what we gotta do for it?
How about we go on a date?
Me and you?
Or you and me.
Excuse me, sir,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
She is a woman, OK?
You cannot just tradesies
with her and some weed and...
Darcy, shut up.
Deal.
And you better bring
me somewhere nice,
with tablecloths.
- OK.
- With tablecloths?
I'll see you at the party.
Oh, yeah, Carl called the cops,
so y'all might wanna get
out of here.
Uh-uh.
I know this may be reaching,
but can we get
some pre-rolls for the road?
And gummies!
This is not fate.
This is not a coincidence.
This, this is the 420 gods
looking down fondly upon us.
OK, cops, cops, cops.
Oh, lay down.
What the hell? OK.
Carl, you're a great guy, man.
I don't think you should
be security or nothing.
- Mm-hmm.
- But do you know
where they keep
the Pink Hashmeena?
Move!
Where'd the girls go?
You stay right here.
You... you... you too, Carl.
You ain't got no g*n.
We're fleeing a crime scene.
Why would you announce that?
I need a sports bra.
So I'll call you?
Text me!
Gotta give the
girls they flowers.
Come on, Darcy.
It's Stella!
Hey, Stella!
Hey!
She's got the Pink!
- Hi!
- I'ma k*ll you!
We'll find it, OK? OK.
- Where are you going?
- There they go! There they go!
No. Hold on.
Seat belts.
Are you kidding me?
Safety first.
I told this man,
but I know one thing.
They gone.
Mm.
Ain't stealing.
Don't nobody know you stealing.
- Come on, they went that way.
- Right there!
They went that way.
We can get them on foot.
No, no! We'll take the car.
The car's right here.
It makes more sense.
Oh, we can take the car.
Come on.
Yeah.
Whoa!
Yeah.
Alexa!
Play "Brotha I'm Gone."
Come on!
My tits, my tits, my tits.
Run for the park.
They'll never look for us there.
- Darcy, run!
- Oh, God!
Halt, criminals!
What are we doing?
Come on, Darcy.
You'll see.
If there's anyone
who objects to this union,
speak now
or forever hold your peace.
I object.
People only object
in the movies.
Shh.
The groom is sleeping with her.
Tea!
- No!
- She's lying.
And I think she pregnant.
Spill it!
What?
She just got him. Oh.
Oh, oh, excuse me.
Sorry.
Oh, my gosh, I'm sorry.
Sorry. Excuse me. Excuse me.
Ooh, I like that dress.
Ooh, your dress cute.
You?
Oh, my gosh, it's bridezilla
with the smoky eye shadow.
Oh, hell nah.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Oh, my God.
Well, you don't see this
every day.
Everybody freeze!
- Yeah.
- We should go.
OK.
You... you... you got freaked up.
Everybody freeze!
Stella!
Babylon! Run!
What's Babylon?
- Freeze! Freeze! Freeze!
- No reason to yell!
- I said freeze!
- Don't yell!
- They went that way.
- Hey.
They went that way.
How do you know?
The grass is too high.
I'm really itchy.
I think I got Lyme disease.
I just think you ashy.
Come on.
I'm not ashy.
You're totally ashy.
I put lotion on every
morning at 6:00 a.m.
I'm not ashy.
OK, look, this what we gonna do.
We gon' bury the
Pink, we gon' wait
till the cops leave, we gon'
come back, dig that weed up,
and get the hell out.
That is a fire plan.
Where was this
strategic mind before?
Girl, don't sleep on me.
Girl, you know I got my moments.
Boom!
You see that, Darcy?
Ain't nobody gonna
notice these trees.
I mean, the camouflage
is impeccable.
You did it in such, like,
an artistic way.
Like, it's there,
but it's hidden.
Yeah!
Ain't nobody gon' find that.
sh*t, let's go.
OK.
You can't deny it
You can't stop crying
Remember when we used to
be hotties with the bodies?
Ah-ah!
Why y'all running?
The police are chasing us.
The po-po?
Why?
We stole some weed.
We can help you out.
We sure can.
Oh, put them clothes on
over there.
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
Just take it.
- They're so pretty.
- So pretty.
They remind me of us.
- They do?
- Before we look like this.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Anyways.
I hope them kids
is all right, though.
Ah, they'll be fine.
They'll be fine.
Bag lady, you gon' miss
your bus
You two see a couple young
ladies running through here?
Uh, I
think they went over yonder
somewhere over there.
Yeah,
curves in all the right places.
You know what I mean?
Bet your ass I do.
Let's roll out.
We're not in the car.
We can only say "roll out"
when we're in the car.
No, it doesn't matter
if we're in a car.
But logically, with no wheels,
how can we roll?
I can't believe that worked.
They're so stupid.
I told you.
OK, let's go dig up the Pink.
Ooh, yes.
Food. I can eat.
Let's go.
What?
Ugh, the tracks lead
to right here.
They stop.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, do you smell that?
It smells like...
anger and sexual tension.
They definitely
still have the Pink.
Shut up.
Wait, you can tell that?
Yes.
I'm just messing with you, OK?
I'm trying to make this fun.
Trying to make this
weird, kooky, whatever.
Get along with this.
I'm sorry.
Halt.
Got you, perp.
I didn't even do nothing.
Oh, man.
You know who this is, Steve?
This the chick who threw the
lady in the Throw-N-Shade.
Oh, sh**t!
It is her.
I love the Throw-N-Shade.
They make the best sunglasses.
Girl, why do you do that
to that Throw-N-Shade?
Just go to your happy place.
Your happy place.
I got that magic, magic
And I'm a supernatural,
special kind of woman
And if you know me
You're busted!
That's right.
OK.
I got some dog in me too.
We could be friends if
you weren't a criminal.
It's so...
beautiful.
I'm gonna do the Mexsoul salad.
All right.
And for you, my love?
I'll get the Blasian.
OK.
- Here's your salad.
- Thank you.
You're welcome.
- And your Blasian.
- Thank you.
Enjoy.
You're welcome.
Mmm.
Oh, this looks so good.
Tasty.
Mmm, mmm.
This is so good.
Mmhmm.
Why does it taste so good?
Girl, this is one of the
many benefits of marijuana.
The food is tastier.
The sex...
No, don't mention sex.
I'll spiral.
Think my high is wearing off.
Um, you think we should drop off
the Pink before we celebrate?
Darcy, relax.
We in the clear.
We know where the
Pink Hashmeena's at.
We could dig it up.
We good, sis.
OK.
You're right,
you're right, you're right.
Try it.
See?
This is so effin' sweet.
Oh, hey, I like your
tights, by the way.
What you supposed to be?
Uh, a corn dog, obviously.
And you're Peter Pan,
which is perfect
because you refuse to grow up.
Yeah, and you always
have a stick up your ass.
I have never felt this
good my entire life.
But I feel like we're
forgetting something.
What were we talking
about before?
We're gonna go
where we buried the Pink,
deliver it to Madame X.
She ain't gon' k*ll us.
My favorite aspect of the plan.
Yes, and then we gon' turn up.
You're gonna turn up.
I'm gonna go home,
change, and try
to salvage my relationship.
Girl, what you talking about?
You coming to the party with me.
Bring your so-called girlfriend.
Wait, are you inviting me?
Aw, that's so sweet.
What?
What's wrong?
Stella, where's the Pink?
It's gone, Darcy.
What the hell?
What is wrong with people?
We live in a society.
Who did this?
People are just digging up
holes and stealing our pot.
Come on!
Again?
Cleansing breath.
Darcy, it's gone.
Ain't nothing
down there no more.
Darcy, we dead.
We dead.
Oh, sh*t.
I'm about to go get
ready for the party, then.
The party?
You're still gonna
go to the party?
Hell yeah.
Wait, well, don't leave me.
The ladies will kick it,
the rhyme that is wicked
Those that don't know
how to be pros
Ooh!
So cute.
Very nice.
Can you relate to
A sister dope enough
- Cute?
- Cute.
Let's go get sexy!
I think I'm about due
To get into precisely
what I am about to do
I'm conversating
to the folks
Who have
no whatsoever clue
So listen very carefully
Ah!
You look so hot.
Yes!
Ooh, back.
Ooh, the player.
You look cute, girl.
Spin around.
Do a little spin for me.
Ooh, OK.
Stella, I don't think
I have any money.
Neither do I.
'Cause when it's time
for loving
It's the woman
that gets some
both: Foxy.
From the strip club?
Yeah.
Ugh.
I got lost.
Ooh, Darcy, we gotta run.
What? Wait.
No, I've never stolen
anything before.
Shoplifter!
Shoplifter, shoplifters!
Shoplifters, we got shoplifters.
Shoplifters.
Man, this job don't
pay enough, for real.
Hell no.
And no benefits.
Benefits?
I ain't been to the
dentist since the '90s.
Like, I want some
of them big veneers
everybody else be wearing.
The "Love & Hip Hop" teeth?
Yeah!
Nah, you can't close
your mouth right now.
How you gonna do that?
I ain't think about that.
Yeah, man.
Don't do that.
But guess who gonna be burying
them two potheads tomorrow.
- You know it.
- You.
- "Junebug, dig this hole."
- Every time.
"Junebug, sh**t
those two chicks."
- Crazy.
- It's never,
"You know what, Junebug?
"You been doing a good job.
Keep up the good work,
Junebug."
I never hear none of that, man.
That's why I wanna
start doing something
that show my personality.
Like, I got dreams,
bigger than this.
Your boy wanna be a comedian.
From k*lling to comedy?
Yeah!
- That's a big...
- That's an easy transition.
That's a big jump, though.
That's two total different
ends of the spectrum.
I'm what the game
been missing, though.
Listen.
Love you like a brother
Treat you like a friend
OK.
Oh, did you even
put money in it?
- I did not.
- OK, just go with it.
Mm.
So I really love
the pretty dress
that you made me steal.
It's cute.
Thanks.
And I know that we're baked.
What, what?
Um, but aren't you, like,
actively and weirdly ignoring
the thr*at to our lives?
Darcy, be cool.
I don't like buzzkillers, OK?
We don't do those, OK?
Let's take some more photos.
OK.
Sorry, it just kind of
seems like how you were
ignoring work earlier today.
Um, I'm ignoring it all.
And I'm also ignoring
the fact that this
is all your fault, Darcy.
OK, again, I said
that I was sorry.
All right, fine, yeah,
if you just wanna
keep running and hiding
from your problems, go ahead.
Better than choking every time
the game is on the line.
Choke.
You know what?
Screw you, OK?
And good luck with your
dispensary in California
because you'll never do it.
You wanna know why?
Because you're a coward.
That's why you avoid all
of your responsibilities
and just get stoned all day.
If you never try,
you never fail.
Truth b*mb.
I'm right, right?
OK, go have fun at your party.
Watch out for all the murderers!
Talk with me, babe
Even when the sky
comes fallin'
Even when the sun
don't shine
I got faith in you and I
So put your pretty
little hand in mine
'Cause this love
is a sure thing, yeah
Love you like a brother
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
I've gotta rise up
working, young man
Oh, Lord
I've gotta toil
to make my name
Oh, Lord
If you see me
all: Stella!
Well, welcome to the party.
- Hey.
- Hey, you look nice.
Thank you, Bridger.
Oh, Lord
Now, this work,
oh, this work is so hard
I wasn't expecting
to get your text.
Ever since this
afternoon, I been
thinking about you stealing
from them bad-guy drug dealers.
- Mm.
- Is that even still happening?
Yeah, and it's way worse now.
The drug kingpin
wants to k*ll us.
I mean, well, it's
actually a queenpin, so...
How was your police chase?
Not bad.
I lost my dignity, my
ability to save my life.
I lost my favorite
pair of lashes.
You know I love a C-curl.
And I lost the weed.
The Pink Hashmeena?
That I just gave you,
like, three hours ago?
Bridger, don't worry.
Our date is still on.
Yeah, but I thought I was giving
that to you to save your life.
You loaned it to me.
I'll make it work.
I'll figure out a
way to pay you back...
If I survive tonight.
Damn, that got dark.
And still, you
tried to save my life.
Why did you do that?
I told you why.
I just never seen
you as dangerous.
Well, it's... it's not a side
that I really like to show,
you know, like me running
from the cops earlier.
The cops?
You're so bad.
Yeah
Oh-oh
Oh, oh
So you wanna distract
me from my problems?
Sounds good.
Why you make it
so complicated
Off the drink,
we concentrating
I know you won't
leave me hanging
Smoking weed
out the container
Is it hot in here,
or is it just me
I'm so high in here,
been smoking on this weed
Told 'em go on,
take a sh*t on three
Told 'em drinks is on me
Yeah, concentrating
Concentrating on the way
You keep the rhythm
Oh, my God,
I'm glad you came
There's Blaize!
And that's my Pink!
Don't worry, everyone.
Royalty has arrived.
Darcy, where you going?
No!
Happy 4/20, everyone!
Whoo-whoo!
What is up, queers?
I've got something.
Gather round.
Gather round.
All: Ooh.
Ooh.
That's exactly what I needed.
You are a problem.
Blaize!
Ugly.
Sorry, that was just,
like, a natural reaction.
You're so funny.
Where did you find that box?
First of all, I don't
appreciate your tone.
As you can see, I'm a
person of some import
within this community, and
I am not accustomed to being
spoken to in such manner.
I'm gonna ask one more time.
Where did you get that box?
Wow, you're, like, the toughest
little animal I've ever seen.
"Where did you find
it? where did you find it?"
I found it buried,
like a treasure.
Duh.
Well, it belongs
to me and Stella!
Possession is 9/10 of the law,
which means finders keepers,
losers weepers,
so, shoo, goodbye.
Look, my life has been
a living nightmare
ever since you knocked
on my door this morning.
I was kidnapped by a
woman who is not kind.
I was thrown off a
wall that was too tall.
I was chased by police
officers who were not hot.
Well, I'm about to make
your life a whole lot worse.
Give me that box, or
catch these hands.
You hear that noise?
Who is that?
OK, go off,
knockoff Selena Gomez.
Catch these hands?
Yeah, right.
Oh!
Stella, thank God.
Can you please get your
little coworker out of here?
She's creating a commotion.
Darcy, what are you doing here?
Blaize has the Pink!
Blaize, that's mine!
OK, well, I don't care.
I will not be giving it to you.
I will not be giving it to her.
I will not be
giving it to anyone,
Sam-I-Am!
Shut up.
Give me the box.
Get away from me.
Move, move.
No, get away!
Get off of me, you chipmunk!
Ow!
My neck!
My freaking neck!
You're biting me!
Whoo!
Hit them, baby!
I'm ready for a commitment.
Let's go!
No! Jackals!
Who raised you?
Well, well, well,
I can't believe
you've done this.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Oh, there goes our miracle.
Darcy, we dead.
You got that right.
Ah! Oh, hey.
Look.
Tick Tock's here.
Tick Tock, you were
packing a gat on us?
In front of all my friends?
In front of all these witnesses?
Anybody see me?
You see me?
Girl, I'm not even
wearing my glasses.
Shequida?
I just lost my contacts.
I've got a super short
attention span.
Seems like your friends
aren't reliable sources.
Uh, hi.
Excuse me.
I just see that you're
obviously upset.
Uh, maybe we can work this out.
My name's Bridger.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.
Now, ladies, shall we?
I'm sorry.
Ooh.
Hey!
Edibles guy, wake up.
Come on, come on.
Let's go.
The bad guys took
Darcy and Stella.
You don't even know
where they at.
I always know where my baby is.
Tracking app.
Wham.
Let's go.
You know what?
You suck, Tick Tock.
When I was watching you
roller-skate, I was thinking,
wow, how could someone this
talented be such a d*ck?
You just what
everybody else says,
a sexy chick with anger issues
who bit a guy's ear off.
That's not who I am,
not deep down.
Yeah, I bit a guy's ear off,
but he got another one.
Look, did you really mean what
you said about my skating?
Like... like, it's a
hobby, but I mean,
maybe there's a future there.
- I don't know.
- Mm-mm.
Look, I gotta off you.
Bitch I work for crazy.
Well, can we get high as hell
before you sh**t us?
- You got gummy worms?
- I don't got gummy worms.
I got gummy bears.
Yeah, when would we have
gotten gummy worms, Tick Tock?
I like the worms!
- Tick Tock.
- Darcy, shh!
- Bring it down.
- OK, OK.
Ooh.
Thank you.
You scared?
This is literally out
of a freaky horror movie!
Yes, I am scared, but there
are times to be straight.
And there's times to get high.
We gon' die, Darcy.
Let's go.
It's not my decision.
Yeah, I know
y'all technically wasted
them edibles, though,
'cause they take about...
Can you just give
us a win, please?
- 35, 45 minutes to hit.
- Can you give us a win?
Please just give us a win.
You gon' die before
it even kick in.
OK, thank you for ruining this.
- 15 minutes.
- Cameo!
Ooh.
Tick Tock, your g*n cold.
Ow.
Are those...
Some kinky sh*t up in here.
So y'all thought it was
cool to steal from Madame X?
I don't think that.
You think that?
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No way. No.
You know, in fact, today
we spent all day
trying to pay you back.
We even stole another pound
of Pink, which turned out
to be yours, but then we hid it,
and it got stolen
again, and then...
it was really popular
at the 4/20 party.
You think you helping?
So let me get this straight.
On 4/20, my busiest
shopping day,
the two of you
thought it was cool
to steal from Madame X not one
but two pounds of my
highest-priced item?
I say we string them
up by their underwear
and bleed 'em dry.
What?
Why?
Well, I ain't wearing no bra.
Y'all can go on ahead
and count me out.
- Really?
- I left it at the party.
- What? Edibles guy? Ah!
- Yep.
I left my panties
in Meena's car.
- I know that's right.
- Wait, hold on.
What did you say?
I left my panties
in Meena's car.
k*ll both these b*tches,
starting with this one first.
Why?
I guess she ain't like
you got no panties on.
Parkour, m*therf*ckers.
Good night, potheads.
Oh, Jesus.
Ooh, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Mom?
Meena!
Um, who are you?
I don't... I don't know
who you are.
I don't have children.
My name is Madame X.
I don't do kids.
Ma, what are you wearing?
I know your ass, and
that's exactly how it look.
She do got a nice booty.
I guess she got it
from her mama, right?
She sure did.
Mm.
I mean, she does.
Et tu, Tick Tock?
Et tu?
And I will not let these two
right here steal from me.
You will not steal my coins.
You will not steal my pot.
And you definitely
won't steal my daughter.
Lord Jesus.
- Amen.
- We still about to die.
Parkour!
- sh*t.
- What are you doing?
Give me this!
No, bitch.
I am your mother!
Die, bitch!
Tick Tock, don't move.
How do you feel?
I think I broke my ass.
How could you?
Ma, please, not right now.
Everybody freeze!
both: Parkour.
You OK?
Me?
You got sh*t.
Are you OK?
Yeah, nah, this guy says,
uh, I'm still in shock.
That looks nasty.
Guess I gotta go.
Bridge!
Bridge.
Well, thanks for
taking a b*llet for me.
Damn, he fine.
Did I do good, D?
Sure, yeah, thanks.
Um, I'm really sorry
about your mom.
It's cool.
She got a good lawyer, she
friends with the governor,
and we're super rich.
But maybe because of
the drug-selling,
that tracks.
Anyway, I gotta
go call that lawyer
and make sure they
don't seize my sh*t.
Don't wanna lose the lifestyle.
But text me later.
Bye. Mwah.
Bye, girl.
Your girl is intense.
Yeah, I think we
moved a little too fast.
Yeah.
If you gonna
handcuff me, could you
at least give me my plushies?
Your what?
Junebug.
Cameo!
Get your hands off me.
I just thought I'd
never see you again.
Yeah, whatever.
What's up? You good?
Yeah, man, she came out of
nowhere like a ninja.
Yeah, same thing
happened to me upstairs.
I was giving it to her.
I just ran out of breath.
It would take you
to run out of breath.
You seen Tick Tock now?
Yeah, I think her and X got
locked up, both of 'em.
Well, let's get out of here.
Hey, let's go get
something to eat.
You hungry?
No.
Why you hungry after you
just got your ass whupped?
Go ahead.
All right.
I'll be seeing y'all.
Better don't drop
the soap in there!
Be cool, be cool, be cool.
I'm sorry!
I don't do well with jail!
Really, fool?
That's your cool?
- I...
- You think we care about you?
We don't.
We been after Madame X
this entire time.
So you're not gonna arrest us?
You ain't worth the paperwork.
Well, you shouldn't be
arresting people
for weed anyway,
especially Black people.
You should be
ashamed of yourself.
Uh-huh.
Good, we lived.
You smell that?
Come with me.
Oh.
If you sideways
She'll straighten you
if needed be
And she's so bad
that I just can't
Take that nowhere
She off her fifth sh*t
Said, mm-mm,
don't go there
Da... Darcy.
OK, I'm sorry.
What are we looking for?
Some weed.
Oh!
Right, right, right,
right, right, right.
On my way,
Pink Hashmeena.
'Cause we
the baddest in the club
That's my best friend,
she a real bad
Got her own money
She don't need no
On the dance floor
She had two, three drinks,
now she twerking
She throw it out
and come back in
That's my best friend
Darcy, Chill.
Just a second.
I smell something.
Best friend, damn, your
wrist look like it's frozen
Uh-oh, girl, I think
our booty growing
Uh-oh,
it up in the mirror
Hit them poses
Hit that pose
Best friend, you my
mother soul mate
Whoa.
Holy sh*t.
Is that...
Pink Hashmeena.
Hey, you can use this
to start your dispensary.
What do you think
about partnering up?
- Wait, what?
- Partners, Darcy.
I run the show; you do the math
and all the other boring sh*t.
Oh, my gosh,
I love the boring sh*t.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, my gosh, that means so much.
Thanks.
Girl, it's a perfect fit.
You know, it's funny.
Less than 24 hours ago,
the only thing I hated
more than weed was you.
That's the power of the Pink.
Happy 4/20, Darcy.
Oh, happy 4/20, Stella.
- California...
both: Here we come!
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