01x07 - The Taste of a Kiss

[bunniefuu]

Why did you have to do that for me?

Mind your own business, you bastard.

I don't want to owe any more favors.

If we can get out, we'll be even.

Thank god...

I knew you are still alive, Chainsaw.

Die!

It hurts so bad!

Heal!

It won't work, Chainsaw.

It hurts!

It hurts so much!

My heart is not here.

You can't k*ll me.

Devil...

Doesn't look good.

Denji keeps losing blood.

His chainsaw will retract
if that continues.

You are so much weaker than before.

How pathetic.

Chainsaw.

Chainsaw Man

The chainsaw retracted.
I'm out of blood.

You lost.

Die.

Chainsaw.

Even blood as revolting as sewer water

would taste like strawberry jam

when I see the agony on your face.

The devil hunters that the devils fear

are the ones with a few screws loose.

Sahara was too sane.

That's why he d*ed.

Kinochi was sane too.

And Subaru.

And Sasaki.

A sane person would
fear the devil's att*ck.

And the fear makes the devil stronger.

How is it working with that Aki kid?

He's a sane one too?

No sane person would try
to k*ll the g*n bastard.

You joined public safety
to k*ll g*n too, didn't you?

Are you messed up in the head?

No, I'm not.

Exactly.

You are no exception.

Most devil hunters dream of k*lling g*n.

All honest and simple people.

So the devils know
how to make them afraid.

But there's no way to know
what a nutcase is thinking about.

Devils fear what they
can't understand too.

Master, you drink too much.

Stop. That's what a sane one would say.

It takes years of work to
loosen up a few screws.

Visiting your buddies'
graves every month.

That only keeps them on tight.

I'll head back now.

Aki's still a rookie. Train him up.

I'll take my time.

You can't.

That kid's collecting pieces in earnest.

It won't be long before he finds g*n.

No.

No...

No.

Aki.

Wanna hop to the civilian side with me?

Someone gave me a generous offer.

We won't have to find g*n anymore.

We can grab lunch at places like this.

And watch a movie
after work once in a while.

That's not a bad way of living.

I can drink with you whenever you want.

But I'll never be a civilian hunter.

I'm taking that almond tofu.

Give me a cigarette then.

If Aki fights the g*n Devil,

he'll get k*lled for sure.

It's not because we
aren't strong enough,

or because that devil can
k*ll hundreds in a blink.

It's because Aki is cool,

serious, and gentle...

And normal, like everyone else.

But...

It hurts...

I...

I did it...

If it's this guy...

I just had a genius idea.

You get cut and bleed.

I drink your blood and recover.

Then there's a perpetual motion machine!

The Nobel Prize is mine!

If it's this absolute nutjob,

he might actually be able to k*ll g*n.

The pain...

Aki, are you still alive?

How long...

How long has it been?

Three days or so... after that.

Meowy...

Let's go have a drink.

It's over. I want to sleep a bit.

It's over?

This is my weakness.

- This is my heart.
- k*ll me.

- I'm sorry.
- I apologize.

- I can't take any more pain.
- It hurts.

Already?

But it feels so good,

like taking a dip in the pool.

We are out.

We got g*n Devil's piece.

And the weather is so good.

It feels like I just took a nice dump.

It feels like I'm floating...

He fell asleep...

He fought that devil for
days without any sleep.

We'll take Aki and Denji
to the hospital.

You two report to the sector.

A newbie welcome party?

Yes.

Division has never
gotten together before.

Let's bond as a team

and solve our latest problem.

Problem?

The problem is,
Kobeni and Arai want to quit.

It's not just fear of the devils.

They probably regret now
that they tried to k*ll Denji.

You wanted him dead too, Senior Himeno.

Yeah.

I can't believe kids nowadays
will quit over such petty things.

We should live shamelessly.

If it's at the drinking table,

we could apologize to Denji

and persuade Kobeni and Arai to stay.

You just want to drink, don't you?

It's small, but I found a piece.

If we're going drinking,
it has to be this week.

Why?

I want to invite Ms. Makima.

She's going to Kyoto
on a work trip next week.

I heard that she's going
there to request assistance

since Denji got targeted by a devil.

So we should do it this week.

Seriously,

what do think Denji is?

That devil seemed to
know something about him.

And I've never seen
anything like his before.

The biggest question is why
Ms. Makima cares so much about him?

Ms. Makima...

Normally she travels all the time.
But she's been staying in Tokyo lately.

That's because of Denji, right?

Could be because she knows his secret.

Should we get her drunk
and make her talk?

Cheers!

The food smells so nice.

- Nice.
- So many foods.

Here I come.

- There's so many.
- The plates are here.

Take it.

Which first?

Nice beer.

- I haven't drunk for half a year.
- It smells amazing.

Same here. Other than a little at home.

Get away. The sashimi is all mine.

What's this? Looks tasty.

Sorry, I got lost.

Kobeni, come sit here.

Ms. Makima said she'll be late.

Three parfaits, and...

The Shiratami dumpling tray.
Three of those.

I've never had anything so delicious.

You send most of
your salary home, right?

Eat up, okay?

Hands off! Thief!

The fried chicken is all mine!

Fushi, you didn't bring your Fiend?

I didn't dare.

I'd love a more rational
Fiend like yours.

Hey! You are young! So order more!

The hell? I can't read most of this.

(Sillago Tempura)
(※Sillago is pronounced the same as kiss in Japanese)

Hey, about my kiss...

I'm too shy to do it sober.

Wait till I get drunker.

I'll give you an intense one.

Forgive us for trying to k*ll you, okay?

Totally. Sure thing.

This is your welcome party, newbie.
Stand up and introduce yourself.

Your name, age, and the devil
you have a contract with.

Don't say the devil you are
contracted with in public.

You should only tell people you trust.

You are so boring, Aki.

It's okay.

I want to ask your hobby.

It says a lot about you as a person.

I'm Denji. I think I'm .

My hobbies are eating and sleeping.

God. That's so young.

You are not drinking, are you?

This is tea.

I am Hirokazu Arai, years old!

And I have a contract
with the Fox Devil!

My hobby is Haiku!

That's the same devil
Senior Haya is contracted with.

The Fox Devil is very
friendly with humans.

It has contracts with
a lot of Devil Hunters.

But only pretty people can use its head.

That devil is very
particular about looks.

I'm Kobeni Higashiyama. I'm ...

The devil I have a contract
with is... a secret.

My hobby is eating tasty food.

Her dress is so cute.

It's from my big sister.

-Eh? Where is your newbie, Fushi?
-Kobeni has eight sisters. That's crazy.

Unfortunately,

they d*ed yesterday.

I'm shoo shorry!

Resht... in... Peesh...

You are already drunk.

They d*ed so easily?

The devils the civilian hunters can't
handle get passed to public safety.

People die faster than you can count.

None of those people started
with me are here anymore.

Denji wants to kiss me. So he won't die.

Himeno always kisses
around when she's drunk.

Everyone except the newbies
has been kissed by her.

There's no escaping.

My kiss is guaranteed.

I'll get my first kiss today.

Kiss?

Ms. Makima.

Excuse me. One beer, please.

Please sit here, Ms. Makima.

It's my first time seeing her in person.

Denji, are you going to kiss someone?

I'm not!

Denji, you don't want the kiss anymore?

I do!

Excuse me. Another one, please.

So what's this kiss about?

I don't want Ms. Makima
to see me kissing Himeno.

It's off the table?

But I want a French kiss just as bad.

I need to change the subject for now.

Ms. Makima, guess what?

I found one of those g*n Devil things.

I heard. Well done, Denji.

Devils with g*n's pieces are
appearing more frequently than ever.

And that devil that just targeted Denji.

There's something fishy about all this.

Ms. Makima, do you know
something about Denji?

Give me that!

That's mine too!

I'll tell you if you can outdrink me.

Excuse me. Two beers, please.

I want to join. Another one for me.

Horsemeat. Fried chicken. Horsemeat.

Fried chicken!

That's mine!

Excuse me. Another one.

By the way, you are impressive, Power.

Very few Fiends can
suppress their violent urges.

That's because I have a very high IQ!

Is that determined by IQ?

What is your IQ score?

?

Is that considered high?
I think mine's around as well.

it is then.

Fushi has a high IQ score, right?

.

That's specific. You must
be very proud of it.

I think mine's ... or ...

Oh.

She saw me! Ms. Makima saw me!

- But... what's this?
- They are kissing.

This texture... Is it her tongue?

It's so good. So soft.

It's so soft! What is this?

Her tongue? It's melting in my mouth.

Tongue...

No!

It's vomit!

Now he's traumatized for life.

Excuse me. Could we have
a rag or something?

Oh no. This is going to be bad.

Denji has a habit of swallowing
anything with nutrition in his mouth.

Pochita.

This looks edible.

Pochita, look over there.

The rats are around some drunk's vomit.

They are eating it! Can you believe it?

Such a shame for mammals.

Senior Himeno does
need more self-control.

I'm good at helping sick people, right?

That's because my mom got
drunk after work all the time.

But I don't have your
talent as a Devil Hunter.

I really envy you.

You envy me?

Look at me.

My first kiss was with vomit.

Why would you envy...

I'll take them to Hayakawa's home.

- Arai, you take Himeno.
- How do you get home?

- Arai, you take Himeno.
- I drank too much today.

Ms. Makima paid for today.

Thank her, everyone.

Drinks paid by others are
the best drinks you can get.

Yeah.

Where is Denji?

Senior Himeno just carried him off.

So dark...

Where am I?

Water...

Oh, that vomit lady.

She kissed me with vomit.

Damn it.

Water...

Denji.

Why are you at my place?

Did I bring you here?

I feel dizzy. What the hell?

Oh right. You like
Ms. Makima, don't you?

My head's spinning.

You shouldn't like her.

And Aki too.

Why's he got to act so shy?

Hell... Moo...

Cow.

Let's do it.