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[ Voices whispering

indistinctly ]

[Reporter] Following

the official police report,

there are no further updates

on what has been described

as the most brutal crime

to have ever ravaged the Rock.

Nevertheless,

the police is looking

into the unresolved cases

of a number of missing homeless

people over the last year,

thinking this could be

connected.

The Chief Minister

has declared a curfew

until the gravity

of the situation

can be understood

and controlled.

For his part,

the Chief of Police

has a clear message

for the community.

He's asking the citizens

of Gibraltar to confide

in the fact

that they are working diligently

to resolve the situation,

saying,

"We will not tolerate this kind

of behavior on our Rock.

The culprit shall fall beneath

the swift hands of justice."

[ Screaming ]

[ Groaning ]

[Young woman] Hello!

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Laughter ]

Ring, ring. Ring, ring.

[ Laughs ]

Nobody is hiding

down the corridor

No one,

enjoy that you're alone

No one, it's calling you

from the corridor

It has no tongue

down his throat

It's just your thoughts

That want to make you

feel scared

Because it is no longer

down the corridor

I think I've seen

the shadows move around

Trying to haunt the monster

of the couch

It's just your thoughts

That want to make you

feel scared

Because it is no longer

down the corridor



In the rain

there is no fog

But your eyes

can't see no more

All those tears

made you scream

Running down the corridor

In the rain

there is no fog

But your eyes

can't see no more

All those tears

made you scream

Running down the corridor

[ Laughter ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Door rattling ]

[Sarah]

You look very pretty.

Bingo!

[Hayley] Yes, the adventure

begins, my friends.

Uh, where -- where did you

find this guy?

My friend. [ Laughs ]

Tracy, are you coming?

Yeah, you go on ahead.

Come on, Laran, let's go.

[Laran] Yeah.

-Are you okay?

-Mm-hmm.

Sure you're okay?

I haven't seen a blank stare

like that

since you gave everyone shrooms

on my birthday.

I don't look that bad.

Come on.

[ Loud bang ]

[ All screaming ]

[ Laughter ]

f*ck! You idiots!

[Sarah] Follow me.

Armando, this way.

[ Laughter ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Come on, baby.

[Ghost] Hi, Laran.

[Tracy]

Laran, come on, let's go.

[Ghost woman] You must die

to save them all.

Laran, are you okay?

[Laran] What? Yeah.

Yeah, I'm okay. Yeah.

Are you sure you're okay, man?

It looks like you've seen

a ghost or something.

[Laran] Yes, I said I'm okay.

Yes.

-Okay.

-Okay.

[ Laughter ]

[Sarah] Come on.

Come on.

[Armando] Not you.

What the hell?

I can't really see anything.

[Sarah] This is great.

How many times

have you done this sh*t?

[Armando] Ahh.

For more revolutions

around the sun, my child,

than you have, yes.

Come, come, come.

Stay.

-How is this?

-Now it's a mask.

[ Laughing ]

[Hayley] It's like a pentagram.

-[Armando] So...

-[Hayley] Yeah?

You wish to know the secrets

of the stars, hmm?

And be united in them.

This is why you have

asked me here, is it not?

What?

The cat got your tongues? Hmm?

Do you wish to become daughters

of the stars

and hear the whispers

of the universe?

Answer!

Uh, yes.

Yes.

[Armando] Good.

Then you will do what I tell you

when I tell you

with no questions.

Do you understand?

[Hayley] Mm-hmm.

Hmm. We shall see.

We shall see.



[Sarah]

Armando, I like your style.

[Hayley]

What the f*ck is he doing?

[Armando] Silence!

[Sarah] Okay.



[ Sarah speaking indistinctly ]

[ Laughter ]

Armando, what are you

doing, baby?

[Armando] Patience, my children.

-[Hayley] Whoa.

-[Armando] Patience.

What are you doing?

[Armando] Oh.

This...is not for you.

No. This...

This is for me.

[Hayley]

What the f*ck? Are you --

[ Speaking Spanish ]

Are you crazy?

[Armando]

You'll see, my children.

Before you can be united...

Okay. Stop.

[Armando] ...you must taste

of the stardust.

-No.

-I remind you.

-[ Speaking Spanish ]

-I remind you.

-Okay, okay, okay.

-You promised.

Okay, okay. Wait a minute.

We are going to do it.

Okay? Okay?

Taste. Taste.

Good. Very good.

Savor the warmth.

Now...

you.

As you have felt

the warmth of the stars,

now you'll feel the cold.

You will see,

what the stars give,

the stars can take away.

-Armando.

Armando, stop!

What are you doing, man?

[Armando] Wait.

[Armando] Ahh.

I have been expecting you.

Up!

Come in.

Give me your hand.

Look at your sisters.



Look at your sisters.

[Laran] Don't even think

about it, man.

[Armando sighs]

[Armando] As you have felt

the warmth of the stars

and the cold of the stars,

now you will feel the strength,

the power of the stars.

Embrace your

newly bonded sisters.

Embrace.

Good.

Squeeze.

Squeeze. Squeeze.

No, no.

[ Yelling in Spanish ]





Are you okay?

[Armando] And so, it is done.

You are now united in the stars,

and you may kiss.

-Kiss.

-Okay. But go away.

-Kiss.

-Go away.

Your lover.

[ Doors slamming ]

Well, that was a big sh*t.

[ Laughter ]

Anticlimactic.

[Armando]

And now what you owe me.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Armando.

I don't have all the money,

but you take cards.

Don't play with me,

little girl.

-I'm short.

-Armando's right.

Don't play with him,

play with me.

[Armando] You're short?

What do you mean you're short?

Pay me what you owe me.

Okay. Okay.

No need to f*ck up the party.

I'll give you all I have.

Here. Take it, man.

[Armando] No.

Tsk. Oh.

f*ck you.

[ Laughter ]

[Armando] I have no intention

of f*cking up your party.

Oh, Armando,

I love you really.

[Armando] I go now.

Yeah.

-Thank you.

[Armando] Good luck

and blessings on you all.

You are going

to f*cking need it.

[ Sarah laughs ]

[Tracy] Seriously?

He's such a f*cking weirdo.

[Sarah]

Sorry, sorry, really sorry.

In Instagram.

[Man] You must die

to save them all.

f*cking bastards!

No f*cking respect!

You again.

What the f*ck

do you want from me now?

You can put that Kn*fe down

for the start.

Little girls should not be

playing with knives.

Oh. [ Whimpering ]

You.

I did what you asked me.

I brought them to you.

You promised.

You promised you will let me go.

So, be a good girl

and drop -- drop the Kn*fe.

Please drop the Kn*fe.

Please drop the Kn*fe.

Yes, that's a good girl.

What are you doing?

No. You have to let me go.

You promised you will let me go.

[ Crying ] No, no. Please.

No. No.

Please, please, please.

Gah! [ Cries ]







[ Door slams ]

[ Both humming, laughing ]





[ Screaming ]



Okay, guys. Let's find

another place to party.

[ All cheering ]

Let's find a nice,

dingy corner to get pissed.

Oh, that's the best idea

you've had all day.

[Dave] Thank you.

-What do you think, Laran?

-Yeah, yeah.

This is where things

get interesting.

-Let's turn up!

-Let's go.

-[Dave] Whoo!

-[Tracy] Whoo!

[ Dave humming ]

It seems dark...damp.

Our kind of place.

[Dave] Dark. Wet.

I can --

I can think of a few things.

No, not in here.

What happens in the dark

stays in the dark, right, Laran?

I said no.

It's okay, Laran. It's okay.

I was just kidding.

I-I think I should go.

What's wrong with you today,

man?

I hardly recognize you.

-Leave him, Dave.

-Oh, for God's sake.

Hey, let's go.

We'll find a nice spot.

We'll go downstairs,

have a couple of drinks.

Get this party started

If you don't feel

comfortable after then,

I'll take you home myself.

Deal?

Yeah.

[ Dave sighs ]











[ Laughter ]

[Sarah] Come on!

Okay. Do you realize

what we have done?

I know.

Let's book a honeymoon.

Where should we go?

I don't mind where.

I only want to be with you.

Remember when we first met?

Okay. No!

I hate that, really.

Um, right now, I need you

to close your eyes.

Why?

-Close your eyes. Shut up.

-Okay.





Do you want

to escape with me?

[ Laughs ] I do.

And do you realize

how horny I am right now, baby?

Really?

No, I need a drink first.

Boo!

[ Both scream ]

[ Tony laughing ]

Philly...it's --

it's you.

Have you --

Have you come to find me?

Have you come to save me?

Don't touch her! Freak!

[Tony] Philomena. Who's she?

-Sarah, come on, let's go.

-f*ck you!

[Hayley]

Dave, Tracy, where are you?!

Dave, where are you?!



f*ck me.

This is perfect.

Whoa!

Let there be light

Okay.

This place is crazy, man.

Radio.

Let's see if we can get

the "par-tay" going.

Almost there, guys.

Give me a sec.

[Tracy]

Look at all this stuff.

There's enough wine here

to put Dave down.

Hey, Laran, which bottle

do you want to open first?

Hello!

Earth to Laran.

Is anybody in there?

Laran!

[ Snaps fingers ] Laran!

Laran, come on, pick one.

Got it.

Yeah.

Let's get the party going.

-Two for you.

-Oh, thank you.

-[Dave] Ahh.

-[Tracy] I'm dying to drink.

Let's see.

[Tracy]

Do you need some help there?

Good.

Oh!

[ Laughter ]

Ahh.

Lovely bubbly.

Do you think it's a bit rude

to start

without those two lovebirds?

Oh, good point.

f*ck it.

Pass me a bottle.

[Dave] Nice.

Mm. It doesn't smell good.

Ugh.

[ Laughing ]

Do you -- Do you remember

what we used to call Hayley

in elementary school?

[ Laughs, spits ]

The witch bitch.

It's 5:00 a.m.,

days before my graduation.

Sarah, with the worst hangover

in history,

staggers across the street.

And a few steps away,

which felt like 100 to her,

was Ha--

-[Tracy] Hayley.

Lying in the middle

of the street,

zooming through time and space

from all the coke she'd snorted.

We had the bender of

all benders that night, baby.

Oh, Hayley, will you go

to the prom with me?

Oh, Sarah, are you

asking me out on a date?

[ Retches ]

And the world record for the

furthest projectile vomit

goes to..

Yeah. It wasn't one

of her finest moments.

That it was.

[ Sighs ]

[ Spanish music playing

on radio ]

What about

the end-of-year trip...

when we were kids?

The school bus.

What trip?

Oh, no, no, no,

don't be a bitch, Dave.

Oh, yeah, I remember.

I remember. Yeah.

[ Robotic voice ]

Accessing database.

We were 14.

[ Normal voice ] No.

15 years old.

[Tracy] Guys, please I don't

want to remember this.

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

But that wasn't the worst part.

It was a sh*t situation, though,

wasn't it?

No, I think it was the sh*t,

to be fair.

[Dave] f*ck, Tracy.

How and why did you sh*t

on the f*cking school bus?

Couldn't you have held it in

for, like --

[Tracy]

The driver wouldn't stop.

It's not my fault

he didn't listen.

Yeah, but that wasn't

the worst part, was it?

The worst part was

the two hours of travel

with the stench of your innards

all over the bus.

Kids were puking left,

right, and center.

Do you want me to tell Laran

what happened

at the lake with that girl?

Hey, that's a secret

between you and me.

You promised.

Um, when were you planning

on telling me this exactly?

Never, until now.

[Dave] Oh, come on.

There's nothing to tell, Trace.

Go easy on me?

[ Sighs ]

[Sarah]

Where the f*ck are we?

This house is like f*cking maze.

What kind of people

want to live here?

[Hayley] Well, well, well,

look who we have here.

Fate ushers us in.

Okay.

You are f*cking crazy.

Dave, guys, where are you?

[Hayley]

I'll tell you one thing, baby.

I know -- you can't live

without me, baby.

Come on.

[Laran] Okay.

So, let me get this straight.

You meet a girl,

you invite her for drinks,

you take her to the lake,

butter her up, slither in,

and she is a he.

She had a wang this big.

[Dave] It's not my fault.

She -- She hid it so well.

[ Tracy laughing ]

[Sarah] Oh, my God,

finally we found you, guys.

[Hayley]

Well, what's going on in here?

Um, nothing interesting.

[Tracy] Well, let's get

this party started then.

[Sarah] Whoo!

-[Hayley] Oh, my God, guys.

-[Sarah] Thank you.

[Hayley] You don't know

what we found upstairs.

[Sarah]

Oh, no, it's more like who.

Chan-chan-chan.

No, it's just a drunk guy.

[Hayley] But he was calling me

Philomena.

-It was some weird sh*t.

-[Sarah] Oh, Philomena.

[Hayley] Sarah!

[ Speaks indistinctly ]

-[Dave] Oh, my God.

-[Hayley] Dave!

[Hayley] What the f*ck?

Sarah.

-[Sarah] I'm sorry, Dave.

-[Dave] Oh, my God.

[ Sarah laughs ]

I'm sorry. Cheers.

-Yeah. Cheers.

[Tracy] Wait, so this drunk guy,

was he dangerous?

Did he hurt you?

Well, he had, like, chains

around his ankles.

It was some freaky sh*t.

-[Sarah] Yeah, really.

It sounds like

a kinky guy to me.

Maybe he can give me

a few pointers.

[Hayley] Ew, Dave.

Come on.

How about we play

Never Have I Ever?

[Sarah] Oh, super original.

-[Tracy] Oh!

-[Sarah] Okay. It's okay.

Who wants to go first?

You.

Okay.

Never have I ever...

thrown up on someone's shoes.

What -- What is

your f*cking sh*t?

What do you mean,

"it's a f*cking sh*t"?

This is a f*cking sh*t.

This is a stupid question.

Well, you come up

with a better one then.

-[Sarah] Of course.

-[Dave] Go for it.

-[Sarah] I never ever?

-[Dave] No.

It's never have I ever, babe.

Never have I ever.

[Sarah] Never have I ever.

Okay.

Yo nunca, in Spanish,

because it's better, but, no.

I never ever have --

[Tracy] I never ever have --

Okay.

[ Laughter ]

Um...

Uh...ba...

f*ck with an old guy.

[Dave]

So, been with an older man.

[Sarah] Okay. Been -- Okay.

This. Okay.

-You're right.

-[Tracy] Hayley.

[Sarah] What?

What are you doing, Hayley?

-What the f*ck?

-[Hayley] I have a past.

[Sarah] Okay. Yeah.

But -- But --

What?

I don't know your past.

I keep secrets.

No, baby, we are --

we are f*cking married.

Okay. We don't --

[ Speaking Spanish ]

[Tracy] When, where, who?

[Hayley] No, I'm not saying.

What about you?

No, I'm innocent.

Okay. Yeah. Innocent.

One question.

Do you like anyone?

Anyone in the...

...knows here?

[Tracy] I think someone else

ask a question.

-[Hayley] Ohh. Okay.

[Dave] Touched the heartstring,

didn't we there?

Okay.

Okay, guys.

I'm super boring.

So, we are going to play

some music, no?

-[Hayley] Yeah, come on.

-[Sarah] Whoo!

[ All cheering ]

Come on.

[ Rock music playing on radio ]







Love can make you think

that you can touch the fire

The fire

Burn the night

like you'll never die

Never die

You're six feet under

Now you're dead and gone

Why do I still see you

Dancing across

the dance floor?



Tonight, if you're dead,

you won't feel the pain

So you can dance

like nobody ever did

On the spotlight

bleeding like my queen

Oh, yeah

Undying zombie girl

[ Laughter ]



-[Tracy] Oh, you're terrible.

-[Dave] Thank you.

[Sarah] Whoo! I'm sorry.

-[Dave] Come on.

-[Tracy] Come on.

I was so drunk

Bloody reflections

in hundreds of lights

-Oh, Dave.

-Whoa!

[Sarah] Okay.

Thinking about that night

And what could be

if I was the one who d*ed

[Hayley] Come on, let's go.

[Dave] Hey, where

you guys going?!

Don't leave me with these

two losers. Come on.

-[Tracy] Hey.

-[Dave] It's a joke.

[ Music stops ]

You know what?

f*ck you.

f*ck this. I'm out.

-[Dave] What?

-[Tracy] Laran, wait.

Come on,

just stay a little longer.

I'm not in the mood for this.

Okay?

Please? For me?

[ Dave sighs ]

f*cking snowflakes, man.

-[Tracy] Oh, my God.

-[Dave] What? What did I say?

[Tracy] Oh, my God, Dave!

Aah! Dave!

Leave him!

Leave him, he's dead!

-[Laran] Let's go.

-[Tracy] Dave!

-[Laran] Let's go.

-[Tracy] No!

[Philomena]

Tony, have you missed me?

Philomena?

Oh, I hope I didn't wake you,

my sweetie.

[Philomena]

You've been a very naughty boy.

I've been a naughty boy.

[Philomena] I'm sorry.

No, no, no, no.

It wasn't me, it was her.

Who the f*ck do you think

you're talking to?!

[Tony] Please, please, please,

please, please.



[ Dave crying ] Aah!

[ Sobbing ]

Who are you?

[ Dave crying ]

Please, please.

What are you doing

in our house?!

This is our house!

You will all die.



[ Sobbing ]





[ Breathing heavily ]





[ Gasping ]

You f*cking bitch.

You f*cking bitch.

[Lance] Don't you think

that that little head tilt

is getting a bit old?

Look, I know you're not

the creative type,

but surely you can just

switch it up a bit.

What if instead of doing it

to the right,

you did it to the left?

[ Gasps ]

It's a whole new experience.

You're seeing life from

an entirely different angle.

Oh, I'm such a f*cking genius.

One of my best ideas, honestly.

I know she can't hear me.

But I'm gonna talk

to her anyway

because I'm a f*cking ghost.

Oh, you taste so good.

Ahh.

[ Dave crying ]

I'll f*cking k*ll you!

[ Gasping ]

Where the f*ck are you?









[ Gasping ]



Ah, ah. [ Crying ]











Ooh! This is gonna be good.

It's about to get better.

Which reminds me about you.

Yes, you...

all of you on the other side.

Some alone,

others with friends,

wives, and the children.

Glued to the screen,

hungry for blood,

drooling over the v*olence.

You f*cking animals!



[ Gasping ]

[ Choking ]





[ Breathing stops ]



[ Rope creaking ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Screams ]

[ Scream echoing ]

[ Sarah and Hayley laugh ]

[Sarah]

You look so beautiful.

You too.

I love you.

Maybe we should

tell everyone about this.

-[Sarah] Yeah.

-[Hayley] Uh-uh-uh-uh, no.

Oh, come on, Hayley,

don't be stupid.

[ Both laughing ]

Whoa, whoa.

-[Sarah] I love you.

-[Tony] Philomena.

[Sarah] What the f*ck?!

It's you.

It's really you.

[Sarah] You f*cking idiot.

If I see you again, I will

tear off your f*cking arms!

Okay?! Go!

[ Speaks Spanish ]

-What the f*ck?

-[Hayley] Sarah.

[Sarah] And now,

who the f*ck are you?

-[ Sarah whimpers ]

-[Hayley] Oh, my God, Sarah.

Sarah! Don't!

Don't! Stop!

Stop it! Sarah!

Oh, my God, Sarah.

Sarah!

Oh, my God!









[Emily] Shhh!

[Sarah crying]



Oh!

[ Sarah screaming ]

No! No! No!

[Emily] Run.





Aah! Go, go!

[ Screaming ]

[ Pounding on door ]

[Tracy] Open, open!



[ Panting ]





[ Panting continues ]







No one is hiding

down the corridor

No one enjoys

that you're alone

[ Whistling ]

Give us your throat to us

To make you feel scared

Because it is no longer

down the



Ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh, ahh





Lover of darkness

Sister o' dear

Bloodlust in your eyes

Fear disguised

in their cries

We're with you now

and for all time

Hear us now,

the Devil's rhyme!

[ Chain-saw motor revving ]

The Devil's in you

We see it in your heart

Ring the bells

to the gates of hell

Our torment's just the start

We're with you, hear us now

Come on! Come on!

Shred her! Rip her!

Lick your lips

and slice her hips

Pull her hair

and dance on air

Reach down her lungs,

rip and tear!

Play with your toys,

as we jump with joy!

Slash her head,

eat her leg

We want blood,

paint the walls in red

Oh, so bloody!

Are they yet not dead?





The Devil has spoken

Listen to our whispers

It's time to finish this

Do it for us, sister!

Slice her in two

once and for all

Oh, this sinister craze!

Chase her through the halls!

A severed head

for my collection

Come on, b*tches!

This is our resurrection!

Be prepared, just depends

It's all a game!

Have fun, pretend!

Lick your lips

and slice her hips

Pull her hair

and dance on air

Reach down her lungs,

rip and tear!

Play with your toys,

as we jump with joy!

Slash her head,

eat her leg

We want blood,

paint the walls in red

Oh, so bloody!

Are they yet not dead?

Crush her skull,

squeeze her bones

And grind them

through her body

The exhilarating scent

of blood

Her death will prove

your loyalty!

Lick your lips

and slice her hips

Pull her hair

and dance on air

Reach down her lungs,

rip and tear!

Play with your toys,

as we jump with joy!

We k*ll to feed

our darkest soul

And make the Devil proud!

We want blood

Paint the walls in red

Aah!

From where we came

[ Tracy screaming ]

[ Chain-saw motor running ]

[ Yelling ]

Aah!

[ Motor continues running ]

Oh! No! No!

[ Motor continues,

screaming continues ]



Aah!



Aah! Please!

[ Crying ] Please.





You can cry as loud as you can,

but I will always b*at you.

[Tracy]

Please stop.

[ Cries ] Please stop.



Oh!

Please don't do this.

Aah!

[ Chain-saw motor idling ]











[ Laughing ]

Aaaah!

[ Panting ]

You wanted blood?

Well, here's f*cking blood!



















[ Clattering ]





[ Heavy breathing ]









[Man] You must die

to save them all.











[ Sarah speaks indistinctly ]

They k*lled Hayley.

Shh, Sarah, please.

-[Sarah] They k*lled her, Laran.

-[Laran] Sarah, please.

They k*lled her.

-[Laran] Sarah.

-[Sarah] They k*lled her.

-[Laran] Sarah.

-[Sarah] We're going to die!

Shut up. Shut up! Shut up!

They're coming after us, okay?

One by one.

Relax, please. Shush.

Where is Dave?

Dave is dead. Okay?

-And Tracy?

-I don't know.

I don't know.

We're all alone now. Okay?

Well, fancy that -- more guests.

Oh, Philly,

you could have warned me

there'd be so many people

for dinner.

Who's being naughty now?

I say, do you younglings

have a -- Ooh, the children.

Oh, they'll be very happy

there are so many guests.

Ooh, I wonder who they'll

be serving for dinner.

[ Groaning ]



The children --

the children are coming.

They want you dead.

We need to leave.

You need to leave now.

Uh...the attic.

The attic is the way,

the only way.

I'll take you.

Follow me.



Right. Up there.

Hide.

Choose your moment.

And when the time is right...

-[Philomena] Tony!

-[Tony] ...run, run, run.

-[Tony] Philomena.

-[Sarah] Oh.

[ Tony speaking indistinctly ]

Laran, I can do it.

I can't!

[Laran] Come on.

[ Breathing heavily ]

[ Sarah crying ]

Come down here and face me

like a man, you coward!

[ Sarah crying ]

Oh, my God.

[ Sobbing ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

[ Speaks indistinctly ]

[Lance]

You are gonna like this one.

[ Breathing heavily ]

-[Ana] Hello.

-[Sarah] Aaaaahhh!

[ Crying ]

[ Screaming ]

Think, Laran. Think.

[ Heart b*ating ]

You're not real.

What exactly makes

something real or not?

What if I'm real...

Shut...

...and you are not?

Shut up.

What if...

What if you...

are a product

of my imagination?

Shut up.



[Lance]

Keep f*cking thinking, Laran.

Think about the heroin sh*t

your mother took

as you came tumbling

out of her f*cking bowels.

How --

How do you --

How do you know --

How do you know about that?

[ Woman crying ]

[ Baby crying ]

[Laran] Bitch.

[ Ghost laughing ]

[Laran] Why are you laughing?

[ Both laughing ]

[ Laughing continues ]

[ Door slams ]

[ Tony singing opera ]

I'm in fine voice today

We're having a party

[ Sings indistinctly ]

You f*cking bastard!

Let us go.

Let me go, please. Please.

Shh, shh, shh.

I haven't finished my song.

We'll have a Pino

with lots of vino

Oh, that rhymes so good.

Beautiful people

Tasteful company

La, la, la, la, la, la

Tasteful company

No, no, that should be tasteful,

or should it be tasty?

Oh, good.

Wasted in this kitchen.

Please, please,

let us go, please.

[Tony] Patience, my child.

Patience.

Why can't you be like this one?

I do what --

I do what I can do, you see?

Nobody told me there'd be

so many people for dinner.

Oh, I do what I can.

Hmm.

Oh, tangy.

We'll be saving her for dessert.

You're sick.

It smells amazing.

Oh, not you two again.

Tony, Tony, Tony,

be careful with the Kn*fe.

You're gonna chop off

your fingers.

You're gonna need them

for later.

Always a critic.

Always a critic.

What's going on?

Well, in case

you haven't noticed,

we're having a party,

lots of guests,

and nobody told me

they were coming.

Eh, so, anyway, here we are.



Hmm,

what are we going to do?

Look, they are rather --

rather lovely.

What's your name?

[Softly] Laran.

[Tony]

I say, these ears. Speak up!

-Laran.

-[Tony] Laran.

Is that a name? Hmm?

What about you?

-[Sarah] f*ck you.

-[Tony] Ooh, "f*ck you."

This one apparently is called

f*ck you.

[ Laughter ]

[Sarah] Who the f*ck

are you talking to?

Well, listen, I'm very busy,

as you can see,

so I think you need

to leave now.

Yes, so I can get on with it.

And go, shoo, out.

I'll call you

when dinner's ready.

[ Sighs ]

La la la la

That's much better,

nice and quiet as I like it.

[ Kn*fe drops ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Heart b*ating ]

Oh, not again.

[ Crying ]

Not again.

Please.

What?

Enough of all this singing

and laughing about.

How are those

vegetables coming, chef?

-[Man] Coming, chef.

-[Tony] Well, chop, chop.

We haven't got all day.

-[Man] Sorry, chef.

It's a little bit much,

isn't it?

Well, I'm embracing

the Gordon Ramsey within me.

And be careful

how you're cutting, dimwit.

We don't want another finger

on this table.

[Tracy]

You've cut a little too many.

It's a little bit overkill

at this point.

I know what I'm doing.

What the hell is that?

There's so much f*cking oil

in that f*cking frying pan.

The United States f*cking army

is going to inv*de

my f*cking kitchen.

-That was a good one.

-Yes, yes.

Made that one up myself.

Pretty good.

Oh, must I do everything myself?



What the hell are you doing,

you f*cking idiot?

What did I tell you?

What did I tell you?

Don't play with our food.

You [breathing heavily]

you f*cking bitch.

You k*lled Hayley.

I'm gonna k*ll you.

[Tony] I say, you're not going

to sit down to dinner

with those dirty hands.

Look at the state

of those nails.

I've got the right thing

for that.

Why are you doing this?

Why are we doing this?

Why are we doing this?

We all know why

we're doing this, don't we?

Because we want blood.

Blood. Blood. Blood.

Blood, blood.

Blood. Blood. Blood.

We want blood.

Do you want blood?

Do you want blood?

[Tony] Yes, please.

Does that answer

your question?

Callate!

[ Laughter ]



Silence!

We just want a little blood.

Just like the blood

your little wife

gave us as Emily gutted her.

Oh, I bet she climaxed as

the blood poured from her veins.

Pleasure overwhelming her

as her life just slipped away.

Do you want to feel the same

pleasure your little wife did?

[ Crunches, Sarah screams ]







And now, for the star

of today's show.

Oh, it's been a good one.

Your friend gave us a roll

as she screamed

as my chain saw

roared with passion.

[Lance] Oh, I like this one.

Modest.

So quiet.

Nothing like you.

You talk too much.

[Tony] It's so true.

Serena, what do you think

about that one?

[Emily] I like her.

I like her.

I like her. I like her.

I like her.

I like her.

You like her?

[ Sarah screaming ]



[ Crying ]

[ Tony laughs ]

There it is.

Waste not, want not,

as my dear mother used to say.

Oh, I expect you want a Kn*fe.

You always want a Kn*fe.

What are you going to do?

-[Lance] Do it for me.

-[Serena] Do it for us.

[Ana] No, for us.

[Laran] No, no, no.





Please, please.

[Ana] Emily, stop it.

Don't you dare.

-[Laran] Ow!

-[Ana] Give me the Kn*fe.

Good.

And now for the grand finale.

Tony, come here.

[Tony] Oh, but I haven't

finished cooking dinner yet.

[Ana] Leave the damned dinner

and come here.



[Tony] Thank you,

thank you, thank you.

[Ana]

Do you want to play with us?

[Tony] Oh, yes.

Maybe I do.

You have a 60-second head start.



60, 59, 58,

57, 56, 55,

50, 40, 30, 20, 10, zero.





[ Chain-saw motor revving ]









[ Chain-saw motor revving ]











[ Groaning ]

[ Chain-saw motor revving ]











f*ck you!







[ Groaning ]

[ Voices whispering

indistinctly ]

[Ghost] You must die

to save them all.

[ Breathing heavily ]





[ Chain-saw motor revving ]











[Dave] f*cking snowflakes, man.

Go easy on me?



[Hayley] Well, well, well,

look who we have here.

Fate ushers us in.

...tell everyone about this.

[Tracy] Let's go,

I'll find a nice spot.

If you don't feel

comfortable after then,

I'll take you home myself.

[Sarah]

Where is Dave? And Tracy?

[ People screaming ]

[ Chain-saw motor idling ]

[ Chain-saw motor revving ]

[ Laran groaning ]

This was fun.

But it ends now.

[ Laran laughing ]

Why are you laughing?

I see everything...

so clearly now.

This is my world.

I must die to save them all.

[ Choking ]

Love can make you think

that you can start the fire

The fire

Burn the night

like you'll never die

Never die

You're six feet under

Now you're dead and gone

Why do I still see you

Dancing

across the dance floor?

Is it my remorse?

Tonight, if you're dead,

you won't feel the pain

So you can dance

like nobody ever did

On the spotlight

bleeding like my queen

Oh, yeah

Undying zombie girl

-It's just

the perfect night

To start a fire

It's just

The perfect time

to get so high

The perfect night

Just to regret and to behold

The perfect night on fire

The perfect night

Just to forget

and breed the gold

It's just

The perfect night

-It's just the perfect night

to start a fire

It's just the perfect night

To get so high

It's just that I want

to get so drunk

So I can join you

And stop feeling so bad

And then I'll be reborn

If we're dead,

we won't feel the pain

So we can dance

like nobody ever did

On the spotlight

bleeding like my queen

Oh, yeah

Undying zombie girl
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