01x11 - Winner Fakes All
Posted: 06/11/23 11:13
♪ Sonic ♪
♪ Triplets born,
the throne awaits ♪
♪ A seer warns
of a deadly fate ♪
♪ Give up your children ♪
♪ Separate ♪
♪ Bide your time,
lie in wait ♪
♪ Sonic underground ♪
♪ Sonic underground ♪
♪ They made a vow ♪
♪ Their mother
will be found ♪
♪ The children grow ♪
♪ And learn what's right ♪
♪ Leaders of
the freedom fight ♪
♪ They seek their mother ♪
♪ She knows they do ♪
♪ Is it time? ♪
♪ If she only knew ♪
♪ Will the prophecy
come true? ♪
♪ Sonic underground ♪
♪ Sonic underground ♪
Aleena: I long for my children,
but I have to wait.
To act too soon
could seal their fate.
♪ They made a vow ♪
♪ Their mother
will be found ♪
♪ Sonic underground ♪
Queen aleena:
we all feel proud
Of our special abilities
and accomplishments.
Too much pride can be
a terrible trap.
Robotnik: another load of
formerly free citizens
On their way to be
roboticized.
I can hardly wait.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
[Coughing]
Manic: man, I never thought
I'd do a gig workin' on trucks.
Manic the mechanic.
Whoa!
That really blew his mind.
Robotnik: what's wrong
with that truck-bot?!
Someone's hijacking
my prisoners!
Stop them!
Sonic: can't that truck
haul bot any faster?!
Manic: what are you
worried about? Whoa!
Aah!
Sonia: uh-oh!
Swat-bots!
Swat-bot: halt!
[Sonic gasps]
Sonia: I don't think so!
Wow!
Manic: who's drivin'
the truck-bot?!
Sonia: sonic, look out!
Sonic: your parents
should be more--huh?
Sleet: careful?
Sonic: ooh-whoa!
What an ugly baby.
Sleet: whoa-ho.
Oof!
Dingo: fooled ya again!
Sonic: dingo!?
Dingo: aah!
Sonic: watch out.
One defective baby carriage
comin' at ya!
Sleet: I've got him
this time! Aah!
Sonic: this way, manic!
Sonic: slick work, sibs.
Way to cruise and bruise!
Sonia: huh! I'll have
to blast the door open
To let the prisoners out.
Sonic: put that blast
in the past, sis.
I've got that covered.
Manic: poor dudes.
Robotnik's already got 'em
in prison uniforms!
Sonia: those aren't
prison uniforms.
They're dressed
for a track meet.
Sonic: why would robotnik want
to roboticize a track team?
Dr. Robotnik: for weeks
I've been roboticizing
The fastest mobians
I could find
In order to create the key
to capturing sonic.
Behold!
The speed-bot!
Sleet: is it
as fast as sonic?
Dr. Robotnik:
nothing is as fast as sonic.
The speed-bot is only bait
for the trap.
Watch.
Citizens of mobius!
To prove that he's
the fastest being on the planet,
My speed-bot will race
all challengers!
The winner will receive
a big, big prize.
And a big surprise!
Did I look all right?
They say television
adds ten pounds to you.
Sleet: you look fabulous,
your evilness,
And may I say
it's a brilliant plan.
They'll never suspect
the race is a trap!
Dingo: you mean...
It's a trap?
Sleet: well, perhaps
sonic would suspect.
He's not dingo,
after all.
Dr. Robotnik: of course
sonic will know it's a trap!
But he's so proud
of his speed
That he won't be able
to resist the challenge.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[Music playing]
Sonia: I think this part
should go more like...
I'm talking to you, manic!
Manic!
Manic: how 'bout a drum solo
in this number?
Cool, huh?
Sonic: hey, I just heard
butt-nik's challenged
All comers to race
his new speed-bot.
Sonia: yeah, right!
It's a trap!
Manic: uh, she's right, bro.
It's a trap.
Sonic: take
a chill pill, sis.
I know it's a trap.
But if butt-nik thinks
He can make a robot
faster than me, ha!
Sonia: if you wanna walk
into a trap
Just to prove
how fast you are,
Don't expect me and manic
to come save you!
[Sonic gasps]
Sonic: butt-nik's never thought
of a trap that could catch me.
I'll show him who's fast...
And who's last.
[Snoring]
Manic: oh man, stop snorin',
Or at least find
a better rhythm!
Sonia: if I have
dark circles under my eyes,
Somebody's gonna pay!
Wake up
and go back to sleep.
He's gone!
Manic: he's gonna have
sawdust in his bed, too.
Sonia: I knew it!
He's gone
to enter that race!
How could he do
anything that dumb?
We've gotta stop him!
Manic: hey, wait
a mobius minute.
I thought you said
if he walked into a trap,
You weren't gonna help him.
[Hair dryer whooshing]
Sonia: do you always mean
everything you say?
Manic: well...yeah.
Sonic: hmmm.
If I'm gonna enter that race,
I'll need a disguise.
Where would I go
to change the way I look?
A beauty salon!
Just the place
to borrow a disguise.
Bartleby: I want to look
my best today.
I'm going to the race,
you see.
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[Woman gasps]
Second woman:
whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Bartleby: unh! Unh! Unh!
Unh! Unh! Unh!
[Hairstylist gasps]
Sonic: this should do it.
Now for a quick make-over.
My own mom wouldn't recognize me
disguised like this,
But butt-nik might.
I'd better test it.
Sonic: ahem.
Excuse me, mr. Swat-bot,
Can you tell me
if I'm a dangerous member
Of the anti-robuttnik
underground?
Swat-bot: I am unable
to identify you.
Sonic: cool.
Boy: help!
I'm just a kid!
Gimme a break!
Swat-bot: innocence
is against the law.
Sonic: can't talk now.
Gotta run.
Sonic, whistling:
hey, you!
Sonic: nice sh**t', guys!
[Gasps]
Swat-bot:
identification confirmed.
You are sonic the hedgehog.
Sonic: and you're history,
bot-head!
Sonic: pfew!
Somethin' tells me a disguise
just won't juice it.
I can stop lookin'
like myself,
But I can't stop
actin' like myself.
I guess sonia was right
about that race,
And I was wrong.
Whoa!
Did I say that?
Sonic: anybody home?
Hmm, must've run out for some
black market sheet music.
Good time to nail
some new tunes.
[Scattered applause]
Dr. Robotnik: these fools
will clap even louder
When sonic is captured
And the resistance
destroyed.
Keep a sharp lookout.
Don't let sonic
slip through your fingers.
Dingo: I'll get him!
These fingers
are pretty sticky!
Sleet: come on,
you flea brain!
Sonia: how will we get in?
Manic: piece o' cake.
They've rounded up people
in dump-bots
Just to fill the stands.
[People shouting,
screaming]
Woman: help!
Man: don't take me!
I don't wanna go!
Sonia: you don't expect me
To sit in the bleachers,
do you?
[Gasps]
Get down!
It's bartleby!
But who's that woman
he's with?
Bartleby: ah, yes.
Heh heh heh heh heh!
Sonia: uh! And she's having
a very good time.
Manic: you sound jealous.
Sonia: I am not jealous!
Why should I care if bartleby
takes someone else
To this stupid race?!
Now, go get their tickets.
Bartleby: I'm only here
Because I was personally
invited by dr. Robotnik.
He and I are...
Manic: uh, 'scuse me,
'scuse me, 'scuse me.
Um, coming through.
Coming through.
Bartleby: commoner.
Swat-bot: your tickets?
Bartleby: that's odd.
I seem to have
misplaced our tickets.
Swat-bot: no tickets.
Bartleby: aah!
Hey, put me down!
Sonia: oooh.
A private box!
And it's right
on the starting line, too.
Manic: whoa...
We must be right under
robotnik's own skybox.
Sleet: I'm going to
enter you in the race
So you can
keep an eye on sonic.
Dingo: huh?
Sleet: hmm.
Not really you.
Not the front half, anyway.
Dingo: yeow! Meow!
Sleet: cheetahs are fast,
But sonic might spot you.
There.
That should fool sonic.
[Engine revving]
Dingo: huh? Hmm.
Whoops.
Yikes!
Right! Hmmm.
What if sonic
wears a disguise?
How will I know it's him?
Sleet: ohh!
The swat-bots have orders
To att*ck
the winner of the race.
That's sure to be sonic.
Manic: sonic's sure
to wear a disguise, sis.
How are we gonna tell
which one's him?
Sonia: robotnik knows
nobody's faster than sonic.
He'll go after the winner.
And then we'll rescue him.
Simple.
[Creature ribbiting]
Dr. Robotnik: welcome
To the first-ever
mobius challenge race!
The race that will prove
Who is truly
the fastest being on mobius.
And which one of them
is sonic in disguise!
I bet you , mobiums
That sonic is the ugly one
in the dress.
Sleet: that's dingo.
Dr. Robotnik: ha, too bad
we didn't shake hands on it.
Heh heh heh heh!
Sleet: ahh, you welsher!
[Creature ribbits]
[Engines rev]
Dr. Robotnik:
and they're off!
Dr. Robotnik: I had a feeling
that wouldn't work.
Manic: cool.
Fireworks.
Sonia: robotnik's speed-bot
is in the lead?
Sonic must be playin' it
real cool!
Sonic: maybe I'll just
watch the race.
Dr. Robotnik: the speed-bot
is really proving himself
To be the fastest being
on mobius!
Sonic: hey, no biggie.
I know who's really the fastest,
and he is nobody's bot.
[Crowd cheering]
Sonic: bummer majores!
Sonic and manic must think
I'm at the race.
They walked
into buttnik's trap!
All: ♪ oooooh,
built for speed ♪
Sonic: : ♪ he's fast
as greased lightnin' ♪
♪ Man, how that kid
can run ♪
♪ He travels faster
than the speed of sound ♪
♪ Just for fun ♪
All: ♪ ooh,
he's built for speed ♪
♪ He's built for speed ♪
Sonic: : ♪ he make a roadrunner
look like he's standing still ♪
♪ Make a race car look
like it's got no wheels ♪
All: ♪ oooooh,
he's built for speed ♪
♪ That boy
is built for speed ♪
Sonic: ♪ going faster,
faster, faster ♪
♪ Faster, faster, faster,
faster and faster ♪
All:
♪ he's built for speed ♪
Bartleby:
I have a private box!
I don't belong here!
[Crowd gasping, screaming]
[Bartleby gasps]
Bartleby: ohh!
Sonia: I told you
that was sonic.
Dingo: whoopeee! Hooray!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
I won! I won!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Oops!
Aah!
Dingo: whoa!
[Crash]
Sleet: that fool dingo
won the race!
Dingo: no.
Nooooo!
Aah!
Huh?
Sonia: quick, hop on.
Dr. Robotnik: swat-bots!
Hold your fire!
[Rumbling]
Sleet & dr. Robotnik: yaaah!
Sonia: I couldn't stand by
and let those swat-bots get you,
Even in that dress!
Dingo: I didn't know
you cared!
Sonia: of course we care!
You're--[gasps]
Sonic: huh?
Sonia: brother?
Sonic: chill out, sis.
The big bro
with the big mo is here!
Sonia: if you're sonic,
then who is that?
Dingo: hee hee hee!
Dr. Robotnik: whoa-aah!
Oh, no! Whoa!
Aah! Oof!
Wha-aah, oof! Aah! Help!
Sleet: huh? Aah! Unh!
Dr. Robotnik: oh, sleet,
do something!
Sleet: you're telling me?
Dingo: let's keep riding
forever, sonia!
Sonia: oh, yuck!
[Sleet muttering]
Dr. Robotnik: aaah!
Unh! Ohh!
Sleet: help!
I can't see!
Oh.
Oops!
Dr. Robotnik: yaah!
Bartleby: ooh-uhh!
Dr. Robotnik: uhh!
Stop them, sleet!
Don't let them get away!
Manic: so much for my solo.
Dr. Robotnik: whooo-ohh!
I hate hedgehogs!
Sleet: close the gate!
Trap them in the stadium!
Sonia: stop, let me go.
Dingo: now you'll never
get away from me!
Sonic: are you serious?
You're so slow,
I could get away from you
with my eyes closed!
Sonia: I wouldn't
make him mad, sonic.
Sonic:
take your best sh*t...
While I'm not lookin'!
Sonia: whoa!
Dingo: ooh!
That hurt.
Not good! Aah!
Sonic: let's make
like a bee and buzz!
Dingo: sonia!
I thought you cared!
Oof!
Sonic: none of this
would have happened
If I hadn't wanted
to prove how fast I am.
Now I'm not just
the fastest thing on mobius,
I'm the tiredest.
I'm too baked to rake.
Sonia: you're so tired,
I bet I could b*at you
to the van.
Sonic: get serious, sis,
And watch me haul
some hyper-sonic haunch.
Manic: that's our bro...
Never too tired
to be himself.
Sonia: let's juice!
♪ Triplets born,
the throne awaits ♪
♪ A seer warns
of a deadly fate ♪
♪ Give up your children ♪
♪ Separate ♪
♪ Bide your time,
lie in wait ♪
♪ Sonic underground ♪
♪ Sonic underground ♪
♪ They made a vow ♪
♪ Their mother
will be found ♪
♪ The children grow ♪
♪ And learn what's right ♪
♪ Leaders of
the freedom fight ♪
♪ They seek their mother ♪
♪ She knows they do ♪
♪ Is it time? ♪
♪ If she only knew ♪
♪ Will the prophecy
come true? ♪
♪ Sonic underground ♪
♪ Sonic underground ♪
Aleena: I long for my children,
but I have to wait.
To act too soon
could seal their fate.
♪ They made a vow ♪
♪ Their mother
will be found ♪
♪ Sonic underground ♪
Queen aleena:
we all feel proud
Of our special abilities
and accomplishments.
Too much pride can be
a terrible trap.
Robotnik: another load of
formerly free citizens
On their way to be
roboticized.
I can hardly wait.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
[Coughing]
Manic: man, I never thought
I'd do a gig workin' on trucks.
Manic the mechanic.
Whoa!
That really blew his mind.
Robotnik: what's wrong
with that truck-bot?!
Someone's hijacking
my prisoners!
Stop them!
Sonic: can't that truck
haul bot any faster?!
Manic: what are you
worried about? Whoa!
Aah!
Sonia: uh-oh!
Swat-bots!
Swat-bot: halt!
[Sonic gasps]
Sonia: I don't think so!
Wow!
Manic: who's drivin'
the truck-bot?!
Sonia: sonic, look out!
Sonic: your parents
should be more--huh?
Sleet: careful?
Sonic: ooh-whoa!
What an ugly baby.
Sleet: whoa-ho.
Oof!
Dingo: fooled ya again!
Sonic: dingo!?
Dingo: aah!
Sonic: watch out.
One defective baby carriage
comin' at ya!
Sleet: I've got him
this time! Aah!
Sonic: this way, manic!
Sonic: slick work, sibs.
Way to cruise and bruise!
Sonia: huh! I'll have
to blast the door open
To let the prisoners out.
Sonic: put that blast
in the past, sis.
I've got that covered.
Manic: poor dudes.
Robotnik's already got 'em
in prison uniforms!
Sonia: those aren't
prison uniforms.
They're dressed
for a track meet.
Sonic: why would robotnik want
to roboticize a track team?
Dr. Robotnik: for weeks
I've been roboticizing
The fastest mobians
I could find
In order to create the key
to capturing sonic.
Behold!
The speed-bot!
Sleet: is it
as fast as sonic?
Dr. Robotnik:
nothing is as fast as sonic.
The speed-bot is only bait
for the trap.
Watch.
Citizens of mobius!
To prove that he's
the fastest being on the planet,
My speed-bot will race
all challengers!
The winner will receive
a big, big prize.
And a big surprise!
Did I look all right?
They say television
adds ten pounds to you.
Sleet: you look fabulous,
your evilness,
And may I say
it's a brilliant plan.
They'll never suspect
the race is a trap!
Dingo: you mean...
It's a trap?
Sleet: well, perhaps
sonic would suspect.
He's not dingo,
after all.
Dr. Robotnik: of course
sonic will know it's a trap!
But he's so proud
of his speed
That he won't be able
to resist the challenge.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[Music playing]
Sonia: I think this part
should go more like...
I'm talking to you, manic!
Manic!
Manic: how 'bout a drum solo
in this number?
Cool, huh?
Sonic: hey, I just heard
butt-nik's challenged
All comers to race
his new speed-bot.
Sonia: yeah, right!
It's a trap!
Manic: uh, she's right, bro.
It's a trap.
Sonic: take
a chill pill, sis.
I know it's a trap.
But if butt-nik thinks
He can make a robot
faster than me, ha!
Sonia: if you wanna walk
into a trap
Just to prove
how fast you are,
Don't expect me and manic
to come save you!
[Sonic gasps]
Sonic: butt-nik's never thought
of a trap that could catch me.
I'll show him who's fast...
And who's last.
[Snoring]
Manic: oh man, stop snorin',
Or at least find
a better rhythm!
Sonia: if I have
dark circles under my eyes,
Somebody's gonna pay!
Wake up
and go back to sleep.
He's gone!
Manic: he's gonna have
sawdust in his bed, too.
Sonia: I knew it!
He's gone
to enter that race!
How could he do
anything that dumb?
We've gotta stop him!
Manic: hey, wait
a mobius minute.
I thought you said
if he walked into a trap,
You weren't gonna help him.
[Hair dryer whooshing]
Sonia: do you always mean
everything you say?
Manic: well...yeah.
Sonic: hmmm.
If I'm gonna enter that race,
I'll need a disguise.
Where would I go
to change the way I look?
A beauty salon!
Just the place
to borrow a disguise.
Bartleby: I want to look
my best today.
I'm going to the race,
you see.
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[Woman gasps]
Second woman:
whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Bartleby: unh! Unh! Unh!
Unh! Unh! Unh!
[Hairstylist gasps]
Sonic: this should do it.
Now for a quick make-over.
My own mom wouldn't recognize me
disguised like this,
But butt-nik might.
I'd better test it.
Sonic: ahem.
Excuse me, mr. Swat-bot,
Can you tell me
if I'm a dangerous member
Of the anti-robuttnik
underground?
Swat-bot: I am unable
to identify you.
Sonic: cool.
Boy: help!
I'm just a kid!
Gimme a break!
Swat-bot: innocence
is against the law.
Sonic: can't talk now.
Gotta run.
Sonic, whistling:
hey, you!
Sonic: nice sh**t', guys!
[Gasps]
Swat-bot:
identification confirmed.
You are sonic the hedgehog.
Sonic: and you're history,
bot-head!
Sonic: pfew!
Somethin' tells me a disguise
just won't juice it.
I can stop lookin'
like myself,
But I can't stop
actin' like myself.
I guess sonia was right
about that race,
And I was wrong.
Whoa!
Did I say that?
Sonic: anybody home?
Hmm, must've run out for some
black market sheet music.
Good time to nail
some new tunes.
[Scattered applause]
Dr. Robotnik: these fools
will clap even louder
When sonic is captured
And the resistance
destroyed.
Keep a sharp lookout.
Don't let sonic
slip through your fingers.
Dingo: I'll get him!
These fingers
are pretty sticky!
Sleet: come on,
you flea brain!
Sonia: how will we get in?
Manic: piece o' cake.
They've rounded up people
in dump-bots
Just to fill the stands.
[People shouting,
screaming]
Woman: help!
Man: don't take me!
I don't wanna go!
Sonia: you don't expect me
To sit in the bleachers,
do you?
[Gasps]
Get down!
It's bartleby!
But who's that woman
he's with?
Bartleby: ah, yes.
Heh heh heh heh heh!
Sonia: uh! And she's having
a very good time.
Manic: you sound jealous.
Sonia: I am not jealous!
Why should I care if bartleby
takes someone else
To this stupid race?!
Now, go get their tickets.
Bartleby: I'm only here
Because I was personally
invited by dr. Robotnik.
He and I are...
Manic: uh, 'scuse me,
'scuse me, 'scuse me.
Um, coming through.
Coming through.
Bartleby: commoner.
Swat-bot: your tickets?
Bartleby: that's odd.
I seem to have
misplaced our tickets.
Swat-bot: no tickets.
Bartleby: aah!
Hey, put me down!
Sonia: oooh.
A private box!
And it's right
on the starting line, too.
Manic: whoa...
We must be right under
robotnik's own skybox.
Sleet: I'm going to
enter you in the race
So you can
keep an eye on sonic.
Dingo: huh?
Sleet: hmm.
Not really you.
Not the front half, anyway.
Dingo: yeow! Meow!
Sleet: cheetahs are fast,
But sonic might spot you.
There.
That should fool sonic.
[Engine revving]
Dingo: huh? Hmm.
Whoops.
Yikes!
Right! Hmmm.
What if sonic
wears a disguise?
How will I know it's him?
Sleet: ohh!
The swat-bots have orders
To att*ck
the winner of the race.
That's sure to be sonic.
Manic: sonic's sure
to wear a disguise, sis.
How are we gonna tell
which one's him?
Sonia: robotnik knows
nobody's faster than sonic.
He'll go after the winner.
And then we'll rescue him.
Simple.
[Creature ribbiting]
Dr. Robotnik: welcome
To the first-ever
mobius challenge race!
The race that will prove
Who is truly
the fastest being on mobius.
And which one of them
is sonic in disguise!
I bet you , mobiums
That sonic is the ugly one
in the dress.
Sleet: that's dingo.
Dr. Robotnik: ha, too bad
we didn't shake hands on it.
Heh heh heh heh!
Sleet: ahh, you welsher!
[Creature ribbits]
[Engines rev]
Dr. Robotnik:
and they're off!
Dr. Robotnik: I had a feeling
that wouldn't work.
Manic: cool.
Fireworks.
Sonia: robotnik's speed-bot
is in the lead?
Sonic must be playin' it
real cool!
Sonic: maybe I'll just
watch the race.
Dr. Robotnik: the speed-bot
is really proving himself
To be the fastest being
on mobius!
Sonic: hey, no biggie.
I know who's really the fastest,
and he is nobody's bot.
[Crowd cheering]
Sonic: bummer majores!
Sonic and manic must think
I'm at the race.
They walked
into buttnik's trap!
All: ♪ oooooh,
built for speed ♪
Sonic: : ♪ he's fast
as greased lightnin' ♪
♪ Man, how that kid
can run ♪
♪ He travels faster
than the speed of sound ♪
♪ Just for fun ♪
All: ♪ ooh,
he's built for speed ♪
♪ He's built for speed ♪
Sonic: : ♪ he make a roadrunner
look like he's standing still ♪
♪ Make a race car look
like it's got no wheels ♪
All: ♪ oooooh,
he's built for speed ♪
♪ That boy
is built for speed ♪
Sonic: ♪ going faster,
faster, faster ♪
♪ Faster, faster, faster,
faster and faster ♪
All:
♪ he's built for speed ♪
Bartleby:
I have a private box!
I don't belong here!
[Crowd gasping, screaming]
[Bartleby gasps]
Bartleby: ohh!
Sonia: I told you
that was sonic.
Dingo: whoopeee! Hooray!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
I won! I won!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Oops!
Aah!
Dingo: whoa!
[Crash]
Sleet: that fool dingo
won the race!
Dingo: no.
Nooooo!
Aah!
Huh?
Sonia: quick, hop on.
Dr. Robotnik: swat-bots!
Hold your fire!
[Rumbling]
Sleet & dr. Robotnik: yaaah!
Sonia: I couldn't stand by
and let those swat-bots get you,
Even in that dress!
Dingo: I didn't know
you cared!
Sonia: of course we care!
You're--[gasps]
Sonic: huh?
Sonia: brother?
Sonic: chill out, sis.
The big bro
with the big mo is here!
Sonia: if you're sonic,
then who is that?
Dingo: hee hee hee!
Dr. Robotnik: whoa-aah!
Oh, no! Whoa!
Aah! Oof!
Wha-aah, oof! Aah! Help!
Sleet: huh? Aah! Unh!
Dr. Robotnik: oh, sleet,
do something!
Sleet: you're telling me?
Dingo: let's keep riding
forever, sonia!
Sonia: oh, yuck!
[Sleet muttering]
Dr. Robotnik: aaah!
Unh! Ohh!
Sleet: help!
I can't see!
Oh.
Oops!
Dr. Robotnik: yaah!
Bartleby: ooh-uhh!
Dr. Robotnik: uhh!
Stop them, sleet!
Don't let them get away!
Manic: so much for my solo.
Dr. Robotnik: whooo-ohh!
I hate hedgehogs!
Sleet: close the gate!
Trap them in the stadium!
Sonia: stop, let me go.
Dingo: now you'll never
get away from me!
Sonic: are you serious?
You're so slow,
I could get away from you
with my eyes closed!
Sonia: I wouldn't
make him mad, sonic.
Sonic:
take your best sh*t...
While I'm not lookin'!
Sonia: whoa!
Dingo: ooh!
That hurt.
Not good! Aah!
Sonic: let's make
like a bee and buzz!
Dingo: sonia!
I thought you cared!
Oof!
Sonic: none of this
would have happened
If I hadn't wanted
to prove how fast I am.
Now I'm not just
the fastest thing on mobius,
I'm the tiredest.
I'm too baked to rake.
Sonia: you're so tired,
I bet I could b*at you
to the van.
Sonic: get serious, sis,
And watch me haul
some hyper-sonic haunch.
Manic: that's our bro...
Never too tired
to be himself.
Sonia: let's juice!