Transcripts - Forever Dreaming

[exciting music]

- ♪ Oh here we go up the tubes ♪

♪ Fighting crime is what we do ♪

♪ A superhero and his sidekick with a plan ♪

- He has a plan!

- ♪ Who's the one behind the mask ♪

♪ Who can move superfast? ♪

♪ It's Kid Danger... ♪ - And look!

- ♪ It's Captain Man ♪

- ♪ So come along ♪ - Come along!

- ♪ It's the adventures of Kid Danger ♪

♪ ♪

♪ This is the song ♪ - This is the song!

- ♪ For the adventures of Kid Danger ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm okay ♪

- Feels good.

[children cheering]

[bells ringing]

[indistinct chatter]

- Ow. Okay! Ow! All right, let's not--ow!

- Don't throw th--ow! Why? - I said...

- Who threw that? - That's enou--ahh!

- [grunting] Oof! - Ow!

- Okay, kids, we gonna take a break,

'cause it's time for cake.

[children cheering]

- How could you do this?

- I don't know what you mean.

- We are superheroes.

- I am. You're a sidekick.

[giggles]

- [sighs]

I mean, how dare you rent us out

to a kids birthday party

like we're some kind of bounce house?

- Oh, come on, kid.

This is the richest family in all of Swellview.

Big Dingus is paying us $, to be here.

- Oh, you just want money

so you can buy one of those stupid Japanese toilets.

- They are not stupid!

They--they do things for you.

- Gross. - Oh, don't be a child.

- You're the child.

- Well, I guess if I'm a child,

I should be doing stuff like this!

[blows raspberries] Yeah. Oh. You like that?

- Ew! No! [both blowing raspberries]

[man laughs]

- Well, well, I ain't never seen

two superheroes going... [blows raspberry]

In each other's faces before!

[laughing]

- [laughing] - [coughing]

[both coughing]

- [chuckles] Who are these clowns?

- Clowns!

- Uh, Kid Danger,

this is the richest man in Swellview, Big Dingus,

who's paying us $, to be here.

And this is his handsome son, Little Dingus.

- I'm the birthday boy!

- Aww, yes, you sure are.

And what's that you have there?

Is that a birthday hot dog?

- You call this a hot dog?

Well, here's what I think of this hot dog.

[sniffs]

- There's a snot dog on my foot.

- The boy's upset.

- Well, dang right, I'm upset!

It's my birthday, and I wants what I wants!

- Well, what does he wants?

- The very best hot dogs in this whole state.

- [gasps] You mean...

both: Texas Wieners?

- Dang right, he means Texas Wieners!

- But-- - The only place

to get Texas Wieners is in little Texas.

- And that's, like, a -minute drive from here.

- All right, listen.

You know how I'm paying y'all $,

to be here and get balls chucked at you?

- Yes. - We know.

- Well, if y'all can drive up to Little Texas,

pick up , Texas Wieners,

and get 'em back here before this party's over,

I'll make it $,.

[both gasp]

- Should we do it? - I don't know.

That's a long way to go and a short time to get there.

And back. - True.

- They say it can't be done. - Who are "they"?

- I don't know. The Germans?

- Well, then I say we show those pessimistic Germans

that it can be done!

- [laughs] Cool.

I'll call Charlotte and Schwoz

and tell 'em to get the truck so we can haul the wieners.

- I'll get my car,

the Mans Am.

- And I'll find the perfect feel-good song

that'll set the tone for crazy road trip adventures!

[twangy music]

[engine roars]

- ♪ We'll hit the road, now we're rollin' ♪

♪ A-giddiyup, get going ♪

♪ To good ol' Little Texas where it's at ♪

♪ Oh, them wieners, they'll be roastin' ♪

♪ The buns will be toastin' ♪

♪ If we make it... ♪

- Hey, Dog's Bottom,

how do you like this car, the Mans Am?

- It's cool,

but why do you keep calling me Dog's Bottom?

- I told you!

When you go on a road trip, the most important thing

is that we all have cool nicknames.

Oh, and it's also important to drive like this.

[tires squeal]

Whoo! - Yeah, we're rotating!

- Yeah! - Whoa!

Nice reckless driving.

- Thanks! Now check this out.

Breaker, breaker, one-nine.

This is Mandit One,

lookin' for the Fuzzy Lady.

Come back, Fuzzy Lady!

- Hey, good buddy.

You got the Fuzzy Lady. Come back.

- Ooh, I wanna try! I wanna try!

I wanna try! I wanna try! Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!

Hey, Fuzzy Lady.

Where's Wet Noodle?

[pig squeals]

- Ahh! - Hey.

- "Wet Noodle" is right here in the truck,

with Schwoz's nasty pet pig on my lap.

[slurps]

Your nickname is Sausage.

[pig squeals]

- Hey, look. Little Texas, one more mile.

- Well, then... let's crank up the tunes

and put the hammer down!

[clanking]

- Ah! - Ahh! Ahh!

Hammer in my eye! [grunts]

- ♪ If we make it there and back ♪

[clanking]

♪ If we make it there and back ♪

♪ ♪

♪ If we make it there and back ♪

[tires squealing]

♪ If we make it there and back ♪

[all sigh]

- Schwoz, you and Charlotte wait in the truck.

- But this pig is eating my foot!

Hey, stop--stop that.

[beeping]

[jaunty music]

- Thanks.

- Hey, there, bud.

- How many wieners do you have?

- Uhh...

,.

- Perfect, then we'll take , wieners.

- Just put 'em in that big, ugly truck over there.

- Oh, dude, it's gonna take me hours

to load , pork wieners into that truck.

- Not if we cut right to it.

♪ ♪

- [grunts]

And , Texas Wieners.

- Thank you, Wiener Man.

♪ ♪

- [grunting]

♪ ♪

Hello?

Say, can I get some service over here, please?

- On my way.

- [laughing] Okay.

All right, guys.

Let's get out of here before that wiener guy makes us pay.

- I'm Sheriff Barfus T. Puster!

- I know.

- I want two Texas Wieners,

one with ketchup, one with mustard.

- We ain't got nary no more wieners.

- What?

[tires squealing]

- Yeee-haw!

- Them foreigners done bought up

every last dang wiener we had.

- Well, that's awful!

Wieners are for everyone!

- Oh, yeah, but what you gonna do?

- Oh, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do!

I'm gonna drive after those-- those wiener snatchers,

and I'm gonna go... [imitates siren]

Until they pull over and sell me two wieners!

- Best of luck.

- Junior! Junior!

- Yes, Daddy?

- Fasten your safety belt!

We've gotta go chase some bad people

who took all the wieners!

- But other daddy said

we were supposed to pick up my medicine.

- So? He's not the boss of me!

[grunting]

Oh! Why don't they make steering wheels

that accommodate my flab?

- You want a hug?

- No!

♪ ♪

[tires squeal]

Oh, I hit the sign!

[lively country music]

Pull over!

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

- Uh, I think that sheriff is behind us,

trying to pull us over.

- Well, let's see what he's got under the hood.

- ♪ Oh, little Dingus, he's so hangry ♪

♪ Wants his wieners back in town ♪

♪ So we hauled on down the road in the Mans Am ♪

♪ And it all goes off without a hitch ♪

♪ And we don't drive off a... ♪

- Will you help me get my hand

out of your pig? [pig grunting]

- No! We're in the middle of an action sequence.

- ♪ A-giddyup, get goin' ♪

- Whoo-hoo!

Let's see if you can keep up with the Mans Am!

- Stop your car!

We just want two wieners!

- ♪ If we make it there and back ♪

- Get 'em, Daddy!

- Stop yelling!

You're gonna give me anxiety!

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

- Hey, dude, he's right on our tail.

- Uh...uh, yeah. Uh...

Uh, grab my blaster, and take out his tires!

- Kay-kay!

♪ ♪

- Oh, no!

- Daddy, duck!

[siren blips]

- I, uh...

I didn't get the tires.

- Sweet Jeepers!

What in the name of cashew butter

did they do to my car?

- Daddy...

there's foam coming out of my mouth!

- Then take your medicine!

- But my medicine bottle's empty.

- Then use it to catch your foam!

- ♪ If we make it there and back ♪

[belch]

- I can't believe your pig ate my arm.

- Ugh. Complain, complain.

♪ ♪

- Ahh!

[tires squealing]

- What-what? - The David Lee Roth Bridge.

It's out of order!

- Might as well jump.

[electric guitar]

- ♪ Wahh ♪

- Jump the bridge! Come on, jump the bridge!

- No way. You do it.

- Kay-kay!

[both grunting]

[seatbelts click]

Okay, ready?

Hang on!

[laughs]

[engine roars]

[majestic music]

Yeah-ha-ha-ha!

- Yahh! Kid, the party!

- [gasps] - Ahh!

[tires squeal]

Oh!

- [laughs]

Well, well.

Pluck my chicken and tickle my pits.

- 'Sup, Big Dingus?

[both shouting]

[horn honks, clattering]

- There they are!

Junior, call for backup!

- [gasping, gurgling]

- Junior!

- Ah, come on, Big Dingus.

Give us our $,.

- Uh-uh, I ain't paying you

till I see my , Texas Wieners.

[horn honking]

[all gasp]

[both screaming]

[pig squealing]

- Wait! Be careful!

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

Texas Wieners!

Look! I'm making wiener angels!

[all laughing]

- Uh, guys. Guys.

Guys!

[laughter fades]

My arm is gone!

- Well, here.

Use a wiener.

Boop.

- It's not the same.

[laughter]

[all coughing]

- Okay.

Sharp knife, check.

Stomach shovel, check.

Perfect face, check.

[chuckles] Later, handsome.

[dramatic music]

- Yeah, you know, I mean, I just think there should be

three E's in "cheese."

- There are. - Okay, you're insane.

- Ray!

- What are you doing to Schwoz?

- Surgery.

♪ ♪

- What? - Surgery?

Why? What happened to Schwoz?

- Well, this might sound weird, but...

[yells through nose]

Sounds weird, right?

- Why are you doing surgery on Schwoz?

- Oh, right. See, earlier today,

Schwoz was working on an experiment...

Experiment...experiment... Try it with me.

all: Experiment, experiment, experiment...

- Experiment, experiment.

Okay, little kitten.

[meows]

To cure your dyslexia,

first I do this.

[electronic warbling]

And this...

[purring]

And finally, plutonium gas!

[buzzer blares]

♪ ♪

[whimpers]

[demonic growling]

[growling]

Ahh!

[muffled shouts]

[meow, gulp]

[yowling, slapping]

[slurping]

- But why was he spanking himself?

- No one knows.

- And were you just using

Schwoz's mouth as a cup holder?

- Yes, I was, and I still am.

♪ ♪

- Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait.

So right now there's a little monster

inside Schwoz's stomach?

- Yep, and if we don't get it out soon,

it's gonna eat its way out.

[screeching, growling]

See? Look at that there.

[demonic growling]

- Ugh. - Aw, nasty.

- Too nasty.

So...time for surgery on Schwoz.

- Shouldn't we take him to a hospital?

- No way! Hospitals don't have

the special surgery tools that you need to remove

micro-creatures from stomachs.

- Special tools?

This is a cheese knife,

this is an ice cream scoop,

and this is a melon baller.

- None of which are found in most hospitals.

- I don't think you know a dang thing about using tools.

- Oh, yeah? Well, who do you think mounted

that multi-inch TV on the wall over there?

[crack, shatter]

- [gasps]

- Um, not me.

- J--Jasper?

- Oh, hey, Henry.

[laughs]

I talked!

Now you gotta pay me for the whole episode.

[chuckles]

- We're not paying him. - Okay.

How are you gonna do surgery on Schwoz?

- Yeah, you don't know anything.

- Uh, I don't need to know, because years ago,

Schwoz uploaded a video to YooHoo Tube,

and that video will show us exactly

how to safely cut open his stomach

and remove whatever's inside it.

- And once again,

I'm gonna suggest we take Schwoz to a hospital.

- You know, every year, more people die in hospitals

than die in libraries.

- So?

- Exactly.

- And now let's watch and listen

to Schwoz's medical instructions.

[lively music]

- Hello, everyone!

Uh, if you're watching this video,

I assume that I have, once again,

swallowed something that's alive

and might eat me from the inside.

[laughs] Oh, gosh.

Am I a character or what?

- Yeah, yeah. - Come on, Schwoz.

How do we cut open your gut?

- To remove something from my tummy,

first you must--must--must-- get--get--

[all groan]

- Oh, come on. - Ah, geez.

- Okay, what's wrong with our Wi-Fi?

- Yeah, why is it goingso slow?

- Are you downloading anything?

- No, I haven't downloaded anything all day!

Okay, Miss Questions?

- Wow!

I can't believe I can download

all these movies at the same time!

"Mean Girls," "Beaches," "Lorenzo's Oil,"

"Sister Act ," "Sister Act : The Sistering."

- [sighs]

It's still loading.

- Ooh! Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey!

Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes!

- Remember to never, ever do--

[beep] - Ahh! That's it.

I'm just gonna have to figure out

how to do the surgery myself.

- So you're gonna wing it?

- Wingin' it! - Okay.

- Uhh... [saw whirring]

One more time.

What do you say we take Schwoz to a hospital?

- No!

Swellview Hospital has terrible Wi-Fi.

- Yeah, dude.

It was voted worst Wi-Fi ever.

- Hey, I know where we should take Schwoz.

- Where? - Downtown Brown.

- The coffee place? - Oh, yeah.

They got the best Wi-Fi ever. See?

- Hey, I think that barista still works there.

- Okay.

Got your matcha. Here you go.

- Climate change is real. - You too.

- You guys, I got you some coffee.

- Yeah, just a minute! Gah!

[demonic growling]

This is a great men's room. - Who cares?

Now, come on, let's chew our gummy,

then cut open Schwoz's tummy.

[both chuckle]

- With the rhymes. - That's good.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- And now I'll open my door a little wider.

- Dude!

You just knocked Schwoz into the pee fountain.

- [laughing] Yeah, well...

At least the pee fountain doesn't flush automatically.

That would be a doozy of a-- oh, there it goes.

[water trickling]

- Still holding coffee.

Ahh! - [whistles]

Charlotte? - Where'd she go?

- I dunno. She said she had coffee for us.

- Huh. Well, come on.

Let's go surgerize Schwoz.

♪ ♪

- [groans]

[indistinct chatter]

- All right. Your attention!

- Your attention, please.

[chatter]

- Okay, I want everyone here

to just ignore us!

- Just keep doin' what you're doin'.

[growling] Uh-oh.

- What? What's wrong? - [gasps]

The creature's foot popped out!

- [gasps] - Uh!

There. Now hurry up,

and start the video that'll show us how to do the surgery.

- I know what to do. Hmm.

Now, where is the internet button?

- Oh! Give me that.

Ooh, here's the video.

Okay, watch. Let's watch.

- [sighs] - Tired of living alone

with a bunch of cats and no gluten?

- Aw, man, it's an ad.

- Relax, I can skip it in nine more seconds.

- Well, now you can perk up that gluten-free food with...

- [gasps] Ooh.

- Gluten Cream.

- Okay, I can skip it now.

- No, don't! I wanna see what happens.

[chewing loudly]

[meows]

- Ahh... - [gasps]

Ooh, wow. - Hey.

- Ooh. - Yeah.

- Gluten Cream: Turns your cats into men.

- Thanks, Gluten Cream!

- You see, that's nice. - Yeah, good for her.

- Hey, hey, hey, here comes the surgery video.

- Ooh, ooh!

- Hello, everyone.

Uh, if you're watching this video,

I assume that I have, once again,

swallowed something that's alive

and might eat me from the inside.

- Come on, Schwoz, get to the point.

- Before I get to the point, some shout-outs.

[clears throat]

Shampoo!

Unitard!

Ravioli!

- Yeah, I don't think he understands

how to do shout-outs.

- Ah, just give me the thing.

- What--what you gonna do?

- I'm gonna skip ahead

to where he explains how to do the surgery.

- That's how you remove a creature from my tummy.

- Aww, you dragged the thingy too far!

- I realize that.

Wait. How do I go back?

- Ahh, you're so old. Just give me it.

There.

Now let's just watch

and do the surgery, okay?

- To begin the surgery--

- Tired of living alone with a bunch of cats...

[both groaning]

- It's not fair to make us watch

the same commercial again.

- You can perk up that gluten-free food...

- Yeah, yeah. Gluten Cream.

- It turns your cats into hot men.

- We get it.

Wait. Hot? - Huh?

- The guy on the commercial

never said the men were hot.

- Just--just click "Skip Ad," okay?

- Okay.

- To begin the surgery...

- Come on, Schwoz. Tell us what to do.

- Good, good. Here we go.

Oh, and let's both listen with headphones

so we can't hear anything else around us.

- Smart.

- First, you should wash your hands very...

[dramatic music]

[demonic growling]

[people screaming]

- My man bun! Ahh!

My hipster identity!

[growling] - No, no!

My goatee! - Ahh!

Oh, I just got a blowout!

- I'm already bald! Please, no!

- Whoa! What is happening?

- Some insane little creature is eating everyone's hairs!

- Ah! I think it's some kind of bug!

- Does anyone have bug spray?

- No, but I have some Gluten Cream!

- Hey, toss me that Gluten Cream.

♪ ♪

Where'd the creature go?

- Towards the men's room!

♪ ♪

[growling]

- Charlotte!

Hey, you get away from my friend.

[growls, roars]

I don't care if you growl.

Now have some Gluten Cream.

♪ ♪

[screeches]

[twinkling music]

Whoa.

It really works as advertised.

- [groans] Whoa.

What--what happened?

Well, hello.

- [meows]

I mean, uh... [clears throat]

Me-ow.

- Well, "meow" back at you.

- Wait, Char. Charlotte.

That guy was just-- he was inside Schwoz's--

Ah, who am I to judge weird love?

[disgruntled chatter]

- [grunting]

I still don't feel the creature.

Ooh, ooh, maybe this is--

a ruby slipper?

- Ooh, yay! You found it!

♪ ♪

[snores]

[giggles, snores]

[both gasping]

[exciting music]

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