03x47 - Multikickery / A XOX for Good
Posted: 07/02/23 06:25
[Music]
just like superheroes
[Music]
i don't care if everything's dusty why
do we have to clean it we
i am not a sidekick and you have to die
dumb arctic freezing machine
dumber dark matter cannon
history
wait
cloning machine
that's it
now i can just double the stuff in the
same amount of time
[Music]
wait a minute i'm getting an even other
idea
welcome to earth clone i command you to
do all my chores for me so i don't have
to do anything but fun stuff start with
dusting
i don't care if everything's dusty i
know right
you know i like your attitude we should
totally hang out but who's gonna do all
our chores
[Music]
so none of you will do anything no not
no way hey no
huh that's what i'd say want to get some
burgers yeah all right okay
hey guys what's up hey you guys seem
kind of familiar
[Music]
nope total blank
okay i always dreamed of this and uh so
many erics
i need a sip of water
i always dreamed of this too
doomsday scenario number 455 universe
destroyed by world full of eric's i'm
going home to work on my
trans-dimensional escape wormhole
abandoned fries called it
my fries are coming with me
so who's ordering not me do it yourself
i'm hungry me too
so how are we gonna get our food then
[Music]
[Laughter]
seriously someone has to get the food
not me sorry yourself i'm hungry
[Music]
[Music]
best day ever and i learned so much
about myself hanging out with myself i'm
bad at sharing i'm really easily amused
and i'm still lactose intolerant
oh yeah that's me
i like how you guys really get me now
make some room on my bed for eric numero
uno i'm pooped no way out of your own
bed snooze you'll lose
great like i'll be able to get to sleep
now
[Music]
i'm still hungry me too who's gonna make
us some snacks
[Music]
make snacks for us
no way
make snacks for us
make snacks for us no way
[Music]
[Music]
oh
[Music]
[Music]
hmm
something's weird
hey did you put this mirror here nope it
was always there oh
okay
whoa
did you guys make more clones oh yeah
the whole night they're awesome dudes
i'm gonna make some more right now
they don't look so good
what's happening to me
[Music]
great and now i have to pee
come on
we're gonna need a bigger bathroom
i'm sorry eric but all this cloning is
draining your life essence so what i'm
fading away but this is my favorite
shirt eric you have to get rid of those
clones or you're going to
fade away completely
which though awesome would lead to
doomsday scenario number 416 ghost of
eric destroys planet
we got to get rid of these malty dorks
they're not dorks they're erics
[Music]
anyway we have to lure them back into
the cloning machine and set it to d
clone why don't you just ask them
they're your clones if i ask them it'll
sound like work and they won't do it you
are very lazy you know that right
trevor don't sweat it bro just flowing
in my nachos
nobody touches my nachos
now i'm thirsty
can we clone some root beer
nachos and root beer that's it trevor
you're a genius i'm gonna need to borrow
your nachos
come again i need your nachos for my
plan to get rid of the clones before i
fade away forever
i'm gonna need a minute
[Music]
i'm sorry eric i just can't do it the
answer is no
hey
where is everyone
and where are my
[Music]
nachos all right erics
get ready for the first ever eric
general assembly of eric and pseudoerex
wow you're even boring yourselves give
me hell there's a nacho time cheese
trapping at the fart dough
[Applause]
wow you know me so well sadly yes i
wonder what that means ew it means snap
out of it
nacho time fart dome
yeah
[Music]
that's just not right
i know eric but i'm going in
so
tired
[Music]
oh eric you're so faded there's almost
no you left for me to obsess over you
better hurry up they're going through
those nachos like a pack of
well
use
[Music]
okay
let's do this kitty deploy the master
plan
[Music]
i'll get their attention
time to easily amuse myself
[Music]
huh
[Music]
hey you eric's must be thirsty wouldn't
you like some nice cold root beer
i know i would
he's up to some kids i don't trust
it's not working of course i'd see
through my own trap i know myself too
well
wait a sec
[Music]
wait what's this a mint condition
marvelous maxum man issue number one
signed by maxum man himself
now you guys can all read it
all you have to do is
share
[Music]
it's working
it is
[Music]
i guess we all learned a lesson here
today but when you make too many copies
of something the original loses its
value that's why we shouldn't pirate tv
shows
and it's also why the stars in the sky
and the sand on the beach are worthless
yep you said something here have some
nachos thanks
ah
so thirsty
uh
what happens if the original eric
declones himself easy a paradox that
would snuff out the entire universe
[Music]
doomsday scenario number 274.
[Music]
for my photo essay on the super that
inspires me most i present maxum man the
untold story now the told story first
pick
one pick wrong pick the skill the
craftsmanship each one a masterpiece of
fingertooth
[Music]
[Applause]
thanks to her needles and his mucus we
will now have a surprise blackout quiz
you may commence your eric pumbling at
will
[Music]
well at least this day can't get any
worse
hmm
thanks docs you're
welcome
that's such a zox thing to say zox
okay i am zox but not the zocks you know
and clearly have serious anger issues
with i'm a good guy
yeah right and i'm an evil villain
actually you're the world's most evil
villain
[Music]
let me get this straight your world is
the opposite of my world so when your
splitsboro good is evil and evil is good
right
meaning wrong no meaning yes stop go i'm
getting the hang of this opposite stuff
in my splitsboro your opposite evil eric
defeated all the supers and took over
the entire town cool
i mean opposite of cool as the only
super left it was up to me to stop him
then one night i captured this on my
zoxcam
how do you work this thing where's the
record
it's a new model here we go yes my
mysterious friend together we will not
only rule this splittsboro but every
splitsboro in every dimension including
that of my arch-nemesis ordinary eric
ordinary eric does this look ordinary to
you
[Music]
i need you to come to the opposite world
help me stop evil eric before he does to
your splitsboro what he did to mine
ordinarily i would but i'd rather stay
here in my ordinary mansion with my
ordinary friends who admire and respect
me
ordinarily
are you through
yeah pretty much when can we go
[Music]
and when can we go back don't worry i've
done this before stay right behind me
[Music]
side dorky right where i always leave it
at my mansion
[Music]
if we run into brain let me evil eric do
the talking i'm a pretty good actor you
know
[Music]
good evening master how may i do your
feeding
yes uh
line find out where evil eric is
find out where evil eric is i i mean uh
i am i mean um where would i be if i
weren't here
which i am
is something wrong your handsomeness
well since you asked i could use a snack
or a back rub
or a snack rub one snack rub coming
right up
evil eric you hunchback bucket of bolts
it'll let me do the talking
super intruders you wait until the real
master eric gets back from school he's
going to
school of course the opposite of where
i'd be maybe he is maybe he is not
either way what are you going to do
about it oh just this
lemmy come on let me go i want to find
evil eric
come on
[Music]
okay here's us here's evil eric's
classroom
here's the cookie cupboard the cookie
cupboard you don't expect me to fight my
evil opposite on an empty stomach i
guess not boy i sure am glad you're here
eric
[Music]
careful
[Music]
you're little
eric my most evil student what a
pleasant surprise
i hate you so much
what what
you're just in time to show your
imbecilic classmates how to properly use
the interrogator matrix
any volunteers to play eric's captured
super oh
oh great
perfect
[Music]
sorry for interrogating you like that
repeatedly you did what you had to do to
keep from blowing your cover at least
when i blacked out the last time you
found out what evil eric is writing out
right
uh right
no but i did get my first a plus
[Music]
stop right there huh
i knew something was fishy when you
restarted his heart you're helping socks
aren't you i i can explain don't bother
eric there can be only one explanation
zox is controlling eric's brain save
eric
[Music]
[Music]
he wasn't at the mansion or at school
if i were evil where would i be hospital
no that's not it seriously i need a
hospital i think i broke something
make that everything your medical
emergency will have to wait
needles you fiend how did you cr*ck my
robot security codes he didn't i did
socks yes i meant my socks ordinary
socks evil socks you know socks socks he
was the mystery man from the
video pretty devious isn't it and now
with the two of you out of the way
another splittsboro will be ours for the
taking robots destroy eric and zone
no the other arrogant socks
multiple targets cannot comply
this is our chance i'll take me you take
you get us
[Music]
this is getting us nowhere
this is for all the other supers
look a baby kitten tied to the railroad
tracks
with a nut allergy oh i'll save you
kitty cat good little kitty
got it
good guys are so gullible
you forgot one thing boys in the
opposite world evil always wins
i failed again now they're taking over
your ordinary splitsboro and you'll be
stuck here forever don't feel bad
opposite splitsboro is actually kind of
cool i haven't been feathered or
wedgied all day and that's a new record
you're right and now that they're gone
we can be the heroes of splitsboro
together put up there
[Music]
here take it you can have your ordinary
splitsboro you know you need to get some
new friends hey you don't know what
you're talking about i have the best
friends
[Laughter]
[Music]
have you been ever your picking pics
just went viral
i don't know who could have posted them
booger demilo has a kajillion hits
already it's official you're the biggest
joke in splitsboro
again
[Music]
just like superheroes
[Music]
i don't care if everything's dusty why
do we have to clean it we
i am not a sidekick and you have to die
dumb arctic freezing machine
dumber dark matter cannon
history
wait
cloning machine
that's it
now i can just double the stuff in the
same amount of time
[Music]
wait a minute i'm getting an even other
idea
welcome to earth clone i command you to
do all my chores for me so i don't have
to do anything but fun stuff start with
dusting
i don't care if everything's dusty i
know right
you know i like your attitude we should
totally hang out but who's gonna do all
our chores
[Music]
so none of you will do anything no not
no way hey no
huh that's what i'd say want to get some
burgers yeah all right okay
hey guys what's up hey you guys seem
kind of familiar
[Music]
nope total blank
okay i always dreamed of this and uh so
many erics
i need a sip of water
i always dreamed of this too
doomsday scenario number 455 universe
destroyed by world full of eric's i'm
going home to work on my
trans-dimensional escape wormhole
abandoned fries called it
my fries are coming with me
so who's ordering not me do it yourself
i'm hungry me too
so how are we gonna get our food then
[Music]
[Laughter]
seriously someone has to get the food
not me sorry yourself i'm hungry
[Music]
[Music]
best day ever and i learned so much
about myself hanging out with myself i'm
bad at sharing i'm really easily amused
and i'm still lactose intolerant
oh yeah that's me
i like how you guys really get me now
make some room on my bed for eric numero
uno i'm pooped no way out of your own
bed snooze you'll lose
great like i'll be able to get to sleep
now
[Music]
i'm still hungry me too who's gonna make
us some snacks
[Music]
make snacks for us
no way
make snacks for us
make snacks for us no way
[Music]
[Music]
oh
[Music]
[Music]
hmm
something's weird
hey did you put this mirror here nope it
was always there oh
okay
whoa
did you guys make more clones oh yeah
the whole night they're awesome dudes
i'm gonna make some more right now
they don't look so good
what's happening to me
[Music]
great and now i have to pee
come on
we're gonna need a bigger bathroom
i'm sorry eric but all this cloning is
draining your life essence so what i'm
fading away but this is my favorite
shirt eric you have to get rid of those
clones or you're going to
fade away completely
which though awesome would lead to
doomsday scenario number 416 ghost of
eric destroys planet
we got to get rid of these malty dorks
they're not dorks they're erics
[Music]
anyway we have to lure them back into
the cloning machine and set it to d
clone why don't you just ask them
they're your clones if i ask them it'll
sound like work and they won't do it you
are very lazy you know that right
trevor don't sweat it bro just flowing
in my nachos
nobody touches my nachos
now i'm thirsty
can we clone some root beer
nachos and root beer that's it trevor
you're a genius i'm gonna need to borrow
your nachos
come again i need your nachos for my
plan to get rid of the clones before i
fade away forever
i'm gonna need a minute
[Music]
i'm sorry eric i just can't do it the
answer is no
hey
where is everyone
and where are my
[Music]
nachos all right erics
get ready for the first ever eric
general assembly of eric and pseudoerex
wow you're even boring yourselves give
me hell there's a nacho time cheese
trapping at the fart dough
[Applause]
wow you know me so well sadly yes i
wonder what that means ew it means snap
out of it
nacho time fart dome
yeah
[Music]
that's just not right
i know eric but i'm going in
so
tired
[Music]
oh eric you're so faded there's almost
no you left for me to obsess over you
better hurry up they're going through
those nachos like a pack of
well
use
[Music]
okay
let's do this kitty deploy the master
plan
[Music]
i'll get their attention
time to easily amuse myself
[Music]
huh
[Music]
hey you eric's must be thirsty wouldn't
you like some nice cold root beer
i know i would
he's up to some kids i don't trust
it's not working of course i'd see
through my own trap i know myself too
well
wait a sec
[Music]
wait what's this a mint condition
marvelous maxum man issue number one
signed by maxum man himself
now you guys can all read it
all you have to do is
share
[Music]
it's working
it is
[Music]
i guess we all learned a lesson here
today but when you make too many copies
of something the original loses its
value that's why we shouldn't pirate tv
shows
and it's also why the stars in the sky
and the sand on the beach are worthless
yep you said something here have some
nachos thanks
ah
so thirsty
uh
what happens if the original eric
declones himself easy a paradox that
would snuff out the entire universe
[Music]
doomsday scenario number 274.
[Music]
for my photo essay on the super that
inspires me most i present maxum man the
untold story now the told story first
pick
one pick wrong pick the skill the
craftsmanship each one a masterpiece of
fingertooth
[Music]
[Applause]
thanks to her needles and his mucus we
will now have a surprise blackout quiz
you may commence your eric pumbling at
will
[Music]
well at least this day can't get any
worse
hmm
thanks docs you're
welcome
that's such a zox thing to say zox
okay i am zox but not the zocks you know
and clearly have serious anger issues
with i'm a good guy
yeah right and i'm an evil villain
actually you're the world's most evil
villain
[Music]
let me get this straight your world is
the opposite of my world so when your
splitsboro good is evil and evil is good
right
meaning wrong no meaning yes stop go i'm
getting the hang of this opposite stuff
in my splitsboro your opposite evil eric
defeated all the supers and took over
the entire town cool
i mean opposite of cool as the only
super left it was up to me to stop him
then one night i captured this on my
zoxcam
how do you work this thing where's the
record
it's a new model here we go yes my
mysterious friend together we will not
only rule this splittsboro but every
splitsboro in every dimension including
that of my arch-nemesis ordinary eric
ordinary eric does this look ordinary to
you
[Music]
i need you to come to the opposite world
help me stop evil eric before he does to
your splitsboro what he did to mine
ordinarily i would but i'd rather stay
here in my ordinary mansion with my
ordinary friends who admire and respect
me
ordinarily
are you through
yeah pretty much when can we go
[Music]
and when can we go back don't worry i've
done this before stay right behind me
[Music]
side dorky right where i always leave it
at my mansion
[Music]
if we run into brain let me evil eric do
the talking i'm a pretty good actor you
know
[Music]
good evening master how may i do your
feeding
yes uh
line find out where evil eric is
find out where evil eric is i i mean uh
i am i mean um where would i be if i
weren't here
which i am
is something wrong your handsomeness
well since you asked i could use a snack
or a back rub
or a snack rub one snack rub coming
right up
evil eric you hunchback bucket of bolts
it'll let me do the talking
super intruders you wait until the real
master eric gets back from school he's
going to
school of course the opposite of where
i'd be maybe he is maybe he is not
either way what are you going to do
about it oh just this
lemmy come on let me go i want to find
evil eric
come on
[Music]
okay here's us here's evil eric's
classroom
here's the cookie cupboard the cookie
cupboard you don't expect me to fight my
evil opposite on an empty stomach i
guess not boy i sure am glad you're here
eric
[Music]
careful
[Music]
you're little
eric my most evil student what a
pleasant surprise
i hate you so much
what what
you're just in time to show your
imbecilic classmates how to properly use
the interrogator matrix
any volunteers to play eric's captured
super oh
oh great
perfect
[Music]
sorry for interrogating you like that
repeatedly you did what you had to do to
keep from blowing your cover at least
when i blacked out the last time you
found out what evil eric is writing out
right
uh right
no but i did get my first a plus
[Music]
stop right there huh
i knew something was fishy when you
restarted his heart you're helping socks
aren't you i i can explain don't bother
eric there can be only one explanation
zox is controlling eric's brain save
eric
[Music]
[Music]
he wasn't at the mansion or at school
if i were evil where would i be hospital
no that's not it seriously i need a
hospital i think i broke something
make that everything your medical
emergency will have to wait
needles you fiend how did you cr*ck my
robot security codes he didn't i did
socks yes i meant my socks ordinary
socks evil socks you know socks socks he
was the mystery man from the
video pretty devious isn't it and now
with the two of you out of the way
another splittsboro will be ours for the
taking robots destroy eric and zone
no the other arrogant socks
multiple targets cannot comply
this is our chance i'll take me you take
you get us
[Music]
this is getting us nowhere
this is for all the other supers
look a baby kitten tied to the railroad
tracks
with a nut allergy oh i'll save you
kitty cat good little kitty
got it
good guys are so gullible
you forgot one thing boys in the
opposite world evil always wins
i failed again now they're taking over
your ordinary splitsboro and you'll be
stuck here forever don't feel bad
opposite splitsboro is actually kind of
cool i haven't been feathered or
wedgied all day and that's a new record
you're right and now that they're gone
we can be the heroes of splitsboro
together put up there
[Music]
here take it you can have your ordinary
splitsboro you know you need to get some
new friends hey you don't know what
you're talking about i have the best
friends
[Laughter]
[Music]
have you been ever your picking pics
just went viral
i don't know who could have posted them
booger demilo has a kajillion hits
already it's official you're the biggest
joke in splitsboro
again
[Music]