03x10 - Delinquents

[bunniefuu]

[ music ]

I feel different.

I feel good.

Oh, this is gonna be fun...

Kenzi: Bo, get up! Bo, you're up! Okay, good...

Now, I need you to get your game face on because someone is breaking into the house!

[ banging on door ]

Uh, I'm sorry... Am I interrupting your soft ball game?

Could you please grab a Big Girl w*apon?

Uh, Kenzi, I am a big girl w*apon.

What, you think I can't handle a few robbers?

"Robbers", my fine Russian ass. This is probably payback because you and Dyson cheated on your Fae Finals...

Hey, I did not cheat!

...and now they've sent some revenge Fae for our skin! Or our tonsils.

[ banging on door ]

Sh...

[ music ]

Ahhh!

[ clatter! ]

Lauren!

..."ta da"?

Surprising you with breakfast went a lot better in my head.

So...

The Dawning...

Intense, huh?

Intensely reinvigorating. I feel reborn, Lauren.

Like I had this moment of realization that I am part of something bigger than myself.

Bo...

Kenzi: Is everyone in here non-naked?

Sorry, I just forgot Geraldine.

I love you guys!

Ugh...

You are always playing the domestic goddess.

It is my turn.

You're gonna... cook?

I'm pretty sure I can cr*ck an egg, Kenzi.

How hard can it be?

[ whispering ] This is not the Bo that I recall.

So, what d'ya say, Doc? Body swap?

Morrigan parasite? Last night's sushi, which I totally might've gotten at the dollar store...

The Dawning has changed her and we knew that it would.

The important thing is, she's still our Bo.

Right?

Yes...

...they're not gonna change me.

They can make me write my feelings in a journal, play team-building games 'til I'm blue in the face.

But they will not take the brat outta Matt.

That reminds me... take your top off.

Okay, but for the record: I still think this is stupid.

Yeah, well, stupid things can be sexy too. Look at me.

[ laughing ]

Alright... close your eyes.

I'm telling you, it makes all your sense sharper.

Fine. Pervert.

Tell me what you feel.

That's your breath.

That's your mouth.

Grass?

No...

Feather...?

[ giggling ]

You're right, this is kinda sexy.

[ tense sound ]

Hel-lo?

Matt?

[ music ]

Matt?

Very funny!

Get me all hot and bothered and then leave?

Yeah, you were right about one thing, Matt! You are stupid!

Ahhhh! Ahh...

Ahh!

[ struggling ]

[ muffled ]

Help me!

Ahhh! Ahhhh!

Life is hard when you don't know who you are.

It's harder when you don't know what you are.

My love carries a death sentence.

I was lost for years...

Searching while hiding.

Only to find that I belong to a world hidden from humans.

I won't hide anymore.

I will live the life I choose.

3x10 - Delinquents

Ugh... Ugh!

Where is this "camp?"

And why does Freddy Krueger live there?

Well, I know you said they're just teenagers, but they still seem so young.

And yikes... these are some crazy rap sheets.

Yeah, most of these kids slipped through the system.

Had to fend for themselves.

Why isn't Tamsin in on this?

She's out for a few days. Some dustup in a Dark Fae bar.

Oh...

[ laughing ]

Kind of my fault.

Funny story, great ending. 'Nother time. Why do you need us?

Well, the latest death was this morning.

Matt Michaels, 19. I'm going over the crime scene, but I need a protection detail for the rest of the campers.

Kenzi, wondering how you feel about tapping into your inner juvie?

Camp's not really my thing...

Come on...

I'll make it work.

Thank you.

And, Bo... I was wondering if...

...please say camp counselor.

[ laughing ]

If you wanted to be a camp counselor.

Yes!!!

You're okay with that?

I'm awesome with that!

Camp Chipewa, voted most popular counselor three years in a row.

Should have known... Ok, you guys got bags to pack.

Yes, and I have to tell Lauren! Kenz, you comin'?

Right behind ya.

What's that look for?

This look wonders... how the wolfman is doing post-Bo's Dawning.

Fine.

Ehhh! I'm afraid that's not the answer we were looking for!

Really, Kenzi. I am... fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Ow... Good, you're tapping the inner juvie already.

Go get 'em, badass.

Two dead, a monster-y maniac on the loose and a gaggle of juicy teen campers, ripe for the picking.

We didn't have any of that at Camp Chipewa.

Wow...

Suddenly I'm glad I opted for space camp when I was a kid.

This "Treeman" is about to get chopped down.

He ain't got nothing on Lady Lumberjack.

[ laughing ]

Are you worried about me going undercover with Dyson?

Because you know that you can trust me.

I was just hoping that we could have this weekend to talk.

I'm sorry, I just... I sort of need this. You know?

To take down something big and ferocious and m*rder-y.

We've just been a little bit out of sync lately, that's all.

I know.

And that is my fault.

But now that The Dawning is over, things are gonna get better.

I promise.

You know that I would much rather be spending the weekend with you.

Blame Tamsin!

[ music ]

Oh!

Acacia?

Hey lady.

And here I thought I'd taught you to never drop your guard.

Well, you also taught me to respect my elders.

Oh, you cheeky bitch. How the hell have you been?

Good. And you've never looked better.

Hmm. Damn straight.

So, what brings you to my corner of our Dark little world?

I am here to deliver a message.

He knows you found her.

Now it's time to finish the job.

[ music ]

Bo: This is camp?

I'm thinking this one begins with the letters P, O, W. This is nature?

Discovery Channel led me to believe there'd be more green.

You go first. Go ahead...

Camp Chipewa?

Uh, yeah...

When I took the job, I sort of thought it would be another kind of camp.

Devoid of m*rder you mean?

Look, I'm sorry about Matt.

Do you want to talk about what you saw?

No one cares what someone like me thinks.

It might be hard for you to believe, but...

I am someone like you.

Oh yeah? You ever s*ab anyone?

Yes... actually.

Look, the thing is, I didn't "see" anything. My eyes were closed.

That was the whole point of the stupid game.

What game?

Matt got me to close my eyes while he...

...y'know. Said my other senses would be "heightened".

[ whispering ]

Dork...

Were they?

Actually... yeah.

That's why I smelled smoke.

What kind of smoke?

Like when you're... straightening your hair and you burn it.

I-I don't want to sound flaky but there's something about this place that's just off. I mean, even more "off" than me.

Della, what you've gone through is not your fault.

And if you ever want to talk about it ...

I'm here.

[ under breath ]

Whatever...

Can I go now?

Sure.

Thanks.

This is where we found him.

I hope we can learn more from the autopsy.

Dr. Lewis is very good.

Are there any registered Fae in this zone with this sort of M.O.?

None that I haven't already ruled out.

Besides, all the kills have been different.

One was stomped to death, another b*rned, a few were strangled.

[ sniffing ]

If there's a pattern here, I can't see it.

And where were you when the att*ck took place?

Here. I'm attached to these grounds literally.

Lares?

You got it.

You never seen anything like this before?

Probably just some human litter.

Maybe. The campers, they're free to roam around?

Within reason, yes. Why?

I don't think it's safe.

We're gonna have to do something about that.

[ music ]

[ stereo music playing ]

What up?

Yep... She's a narc.

Narc-ing's not really my style.

What are you in the program for?

Theft, expl*sives, devil may care attitude...

expl*sives, huh? Wow.

Pipe bombs: What do you make 'em with? Talc, or baby powder?

Talc ...unless you're bombing diaper rash.

Easiest lock to pick: Cylinder or rim?

They both suck, but I prefer a rim.

Alright, your turn: you're walking down the street, you see a sweet cherry '92 Jag.

You get in, you hear sirens, you have three minutes.

You take the car, or the pieces?

Both.

Trick question. You take nothing.

Market's been cold on British imports since '02, so you're better off ripping a domestic.

Only a punk or a poseur would risk getting collared for half a hun' of dead merch they can't push.

Are we cool?

Yeah...

Nice ink, man.

Yeah, it's my girlfriend's name.

In what, Klingon?

Something like that. We're forever.

So, what do you guys do around here for kicks?

You lead one battalion astray and suddenly the entire w*r of 1812 goes to the Canadians.

[ laughing ]

Well, they wanted it more.

Plus you were the one who brought the maple syrup whiskey.

Yes, and I also brought Tecumseh.

Mmm... Tecumseh.

Now there was a general.

Mmm... There was a man.

They don't make warriors like that anymore.

They made you, Acacia.

[ chuckling ]

All right... enough for me. I'm drivin'.

How long are we going to pretend that you're not in serious trouble here?

I'll figure it out.

Really? How?

Please, regale me with your brilliant plan.

I don't know!

I'll find someone else he wants more and I'll make a trade.

Name one person he wants more than this girl.

You've never choked before...

And I'm not choking now!

Look, this is not just some skip we're bagging.

You know what happens when we deliver a mark, Acacia.

Mmhmm... We get paid. I buy things.

The world keeps spinning.

It's what we do, Tamz. We find people and we bring them in.

That's the job.

Look... even if I wanted to, she's been through the Dawning. She's too strong, now...

He has thought of that.

What the hell is it?

Rune glass.

"One hair from someone she loves. Two from someone she trusts.

And three from her own head."

Put 'em in the bottle, and the Druid will do the rest.

"Do the rest" how?

Bitch, do I look like a wizard?

I don't know, put the whammy on her! Make her putty in your hands.

I took this gig because I thought it would be easy money talking sense into you. Don't let me down.

And don't get any deeper in this than you have to.

Just bring in the girl. Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Well, it's a beautiful day... I think I'll walk.

[ music ]

Ok, so we'll start with a good old-fashioned game of basketball to really get our heart pumping, and then we'll talk a little bit about how we feel.

Um, I feel this is amateur hour bullshit.

Yeah, I feel like not getting m*rder*d. Which we might, out here.

Okay! Okay, so, um, let's, let's...

Everyone on your feet! Okay, let's try something different.

It'll be fun... We're gonna work on team building and trust.

So, get up, everyone! Pair up!

Uh, so, who wants to be my partner?

Okay, how 'bout you, Kenz?

Lame.

Ok, so when I fall, I know that she will catch me, because I completely trust my team. Ready?

Three... two... one!

Bo: Ugh!

[ laughing ]

Can I talk to you for a second? Please...

Of course.

Are you seriously going to pretend that wasn't the funniest sh*t in the history of both "funny" and "sh*t?

I need these kids to respect me.

Au contraire, mon frère: {*fra} you need them to trust me.

And after taking down The Man, I am like a folk hero to these delinks.

I am like their Che Guevera.

Do you even know who that is?

Dude in the beret. Designs tee shirts for angry youth.

Ugh... So tell me, Che, any intel so far?

Well, Della is obviously, a mental mess.

Uh, this one kid, Nelson, he's semi-confrontational.

And the rest are just various remixes of angry.

Yes, they are tough kids, but they can't defend themselves against whatever is stalking them.

They got skillz.

From where, the street?

Hey! Don't knock the streets, lady. The streets taught me a lot.

I got skillz. I can be badass.

I'm sure you can.

But this isn't a human monster, Kenzi.

This is a monster monster. As in serious. As in you need to come get me and Dyson if things get real. Okay?

Fine.

Okay?

Yes.

Good.

Okay, everyone let's meet Jolene in the lunch room.

It is taco Tuesday!

[ music ]

[ door opening ]

[ music ]

Come on D-man... a wolf's gotta shed...

[ music ]

Jackpot.

[ music ]

Anyone else think that these deaths might be some sort of freaky animal att*ck?

Like a wolf?

A wolf wouldn't leave the body intact.

Yeah, not to mention, they're really lame.

Oh, really?

Yeah, and surprisingly girly.

I think you protest too much. I think you love wolves.

Wolves wish I loved them.

Enough with the weird wolf talk.

Yeah, who the hell are you?

Name's Dyson. I work with Jolene.

Another social worker? Great.

Just what we need to protect us from a crazed k*ller.

Yeah, what are you gonna do? Pipe self-actualizations through the intercom 'til the k*ller surrenders to a group hug?

No, but we do have a plan and it involves all of you staying together.

I hope you realize this is for your own good.

What the hell do you mean you threw it away?!

You have to take care of that unaligned Succubus bitch!

Her name is Bo!

Are you sh1tting me?

It is my problem and I will deal with it in my way!

It was your problem.

Until I guaranteed that you would finish the job!

Why would you do such a dumb-ass thing?!

Because I trust you...

I never asked you to!

Do you remember who we're dealing with?

If you betray him, there is not a place in this world that his freaky little minions will not find you!

Or you.

Finish the job, Tamsin. Deliver the Succubus. Or I will.

Even if I have to go through you.

[ music ]

We gotta break out of here.

Yeah, and find the creep that's stalking us.

We'll all gonna die.

That is not happening, trust me.

No one cares about us.

They've got all the power and we've got nothing.

They like us weak. They like us dependent on them.

Yeah, until something like this come along, then it's good luck, sayonara, you're all on your own.

Like I said... We're all going to die.

No! We're gonna get out of this room and we are going to show that murdering freak why you don't mess with delinquents!

I'd slow clap if that wasn't so lame.

One exit strategy coming up.

Uh, no, no, no! Honey... Honey!

It's ok, it's ok... Uh, somebody got a stolen credit card?

Alright...

Oh, okay, alright, guys, what's the plan?

I think it's best if we stick... Stick together! Guys!

Guys, I said stick together!

So, Matt's entire body was full of leaves?

And twigs, and bark.

Oh, that is horrible.

The worst part is that it would have taken hours to stuff his body.

Oh, God...

He wasn't only k*lled, he was tortured.

The strange thing about this particular foliage is that it comes from a species of tree that no longer grows in the area.

But why toy with him like that?

Revenge?

Send him a message? I don't know, Bo.

But whatever it is, just please promise me that you'll be careful.

Yes, of course.

And when this is over, babe, I think you and I should get away. Maybe someplace with sand.

You ever seen Egypt?

Actually, twice.

Oh! Sorry Miss Blasé World Traveler.

You could at least fake some enthusiasm.

It's just that I'm busy with my stuff you're busy with your stuff... It's...

Yeah, but your stuff is my stuff and my stuff is your stuff and...

Well, now I'm just confused.

Bo!

But, I...

Bo!

Ugh...

No, no! Oh God!

[ Bo struggling ]

[ phone ringing ]

Dyson...

Dyson! Dyson, it's attacking her!

Lauren, slow down...

Bo is in her room! It's attacking her, just go!

I'm on my way...

[ Bo struggling ]

[ slam! ]

[ music ]

Uhhhhhh!

Bo: Ugh!

[ muffled ]

Bo!

[ slam! ]

[ Bo struggling ]

Ugh!

[ rawr! ]

[ glass breaking ]

[ Bo coughing ]

I'm fine... Go after it.

[ tense sound ]

Oh!

Fancy meeting you here...

Ok, the good news is we're all still here.

Bad news, we've all kind of scattered.

Come on, stay close... Do not fall behind.

You guys find anything?

Just our favourite sh*t disturber here...

Kenzi, where are the other campers?

They're ... around.

What?

Burning hair.

I say run, you run.

No argument from this one.

[ music ]

[ tense sound ]

[ gagging ]

Acacia...

[ music ]

Disorientation... smell of burning hair. Oh God...

Sounds like a Tikbalang to me.

Albert Einstein!

Sorry... Your door was open...

Yeah, I was trying to... What did you call it? A Tik-what?

Tikbalang. They're forest creatures.

I hunted them in the Phillippines.

Yeah... It says here that they disorient travelers to lead them away. That they're as strong as a horse...

Eyelash.

Oh...

What are you doing here?

You're not really a... big fan of me, are you?

Well, in light of recent events, no.

Is this about the kiss? Between Bo and I?

[ music ]

What?

Because it was only that once.

Wasn't really that big a deal.

Heck ... she didn't even feed off of me.

[ music ]

[ slap! ]

Guess I deserved that.

Get out.

[ music ]

If it wasn't for me, Della would still be alive.

That is not true. If you're gonna blame anyone, blame me.

I was sent to find this monster in a puppet costume but I failed. Me!

No, it doesn't even matter.

Either way, the campers are not gonna trust me now.

They'll be here any minute.

Maybe I should go.

Lauren: No one's going anywhere.

Not with what we're dealing with.

Hey...

It's a Tikbalang.

A tickle bang?

Sounds strangely fun and easy to b*at.

Yeah, it's not. I looked it up.

The only way to b*at it is to literally smoke it out.

Once you catch it, you have to cut its mane.

That's where its willpower lies. No hair, no fight.

Translation: We smoke it out and give it a makeover.

The makeover we can do. And the smoke...

Dyson: Come on in! Put your bags in a pile.

We'll figure out sleeping arrangements later.

Wow, we're just moving from one sh*thole to another.

I'm not gonna stay here to be bait for whatever's out there.

You can't go.

Watch us.

Kenzi: Guys!

Look, I know you're scared. I am too. But my friends?

They are really good at this. Stronger than me.

They will find this m*rder*r.

Bo: She's right. We will.

What if they could make the k*ller pay for Della and Matt? What if you could help them do it?

Kenz, where are you going with this?

You have some sort of genius plan?

Actually, I do.

So, who here knows how to make pipe bombs?

[ music ]

Yeah...

I hope this works.

Smoking prey out is a hunting technique that's been used since the beginning of time...

Do we need to talk about what happened at the Dawning?

Because I need to talk about it.

Okay.

I need you to know... that I appreciate so much... what you were willing to risk for me.

But... I also need you to know that I am still in love with Lauren.

All right.

"All right"?

Bo...

I think the tales of my romantic heroism may have been slightly exaggerated.

You volunteered to be my Hand, knowing you weren't getting out alive.

Then why aren't I dead? We've been through a lot together, Bo.

And the main thing I've learned in that time?

Is that the people who underestimate you...

...always lose.

When I volunteered, I wasn't risking my life: I was trusting that you would save it.

Tell me the truth...

Was it hard dating me?

It was harder losing you.

[ music ]

Y'know, even after everything that we have been through...

I'm really glad we ended up here.

[ steam escaping ]

That's our cue.

Go. I'll go around the side.

[ whack! ]

Not fun fighting for air, is it?

Jolene...

You let me go!

Why don't I think about that? No!

They deserve to die. Painfully.

And you deserve a haircut.

Ahhhh!

[ slice! ]

Ahhhh!

[ crying ]

See? Classic hunting technique.

[ music ]

[ humming sound ]

'Sup, Doc.

[ music ]

They're called caltrops.

You still workin' on it? You wanna tell him?

Yeah, sorry, Trick, we just closed the case.

Oh!

Well... they're pretty fascinating actually... part of an old Fae hunting game. Used by an obscure Fae sect.

They mark the prey with the caltrops.

I've seen this before. This is... Klingon.

Close. It's the Filipino language of Baybayin, a pre-Spanish Phillippine writing system.

Blah, blah whatever writing system...

Nelson had a tatt in this language on his arm.

Said it belonged to his girlfriend.

Uh-oh.

What uh-oh?

Mates hunt in pairs. Which means......

Nelson's going to k*ll again.

Uh-oh, the Doc...

What about her?

She was talking to Nelson, all kinds of smack about Jolene...

I don't know about you, but I'd be supremely pissed.

Call Dyson, tell him to meet me at Lauren's...

Oh... brother.

Ahh!

[ whack! ]

[ heavy breathing ]

Get up... come on, come on...

There we go, I got you... get up!

What do you want from me?

Nothing personal, just the chance to end the game with a little dignity.

[ choking ]

Hey, hey, shhh shhh shh shh...

Doctors know about symmetry, right? Right?

Well, your girlfriend took my girlfriend, ruined our game.

So now, I'm going to ruin you.

[ wheezing ]

Are you gonna k*ll me?

Yeah, I have to. It's the rules.

Here, look... look... just look...

I marked you for my girl, see?

[ Lauren choking ]

Now she's gone...

But you're human...

Well, you know what it's like! You know what it's like, I mean...

You're nothing, nobody, then one of them comes along looks at you and catches you.

How do you go back to a mortal life after that?

[ struggling to breath ]

Any last words?

Yeah... This precious game of yours...

It's over, assh*le.

Ugh!

[ music ]

Bo...

Bo! Let him go!

[ coughing ]

It's okay, it's okay... You're okay...

No!

Let go of me!

[ music ]

That's the best I can do...

You need to see a doctor.

I am a doctor.

Seeing you all b*at up like this kinda breaks my heart.

Bo, can we forget the first aid for a minute, please?

If you insist...

No, Bo... Bo...

I'm not happy.

What?

But you... you are.

Yeah.

Yeah...

After The Dawning... I feel new... Lauren.

I want to be happy.

I want to live, I want to travel the world.

But I only want to do that with you.

I'm just, I'm so tired, Bo.

These last few years with the Fae, I... the Garuda... and Nadia...

I feel like I'm losing myself.

Well, I don't want you to feel that way.

I want you to feel amazing.

I want you to feel the way that I feel whenever I'm with you.

You just... Tell me what you need.

Babe, I'll do anything.

I think that we need a break.

From us?

I am so sorry, Bo.

But I think that I'm always going to be asking from you more than you can give to me.

Okay...

If that's what you think you need, then...

I understand.

I'll give you space.

Of course you're tired, you've just been through hell, that's all.

Maybe.

And it has been all about me...

We need to focus on you to make you... the priority.

And if space is what you want then...

You, um...

You take all the time that you need.

I'm not going anywhere.

[ music ]

This is just a break... right?

[ music ]

[ music ]

You know, we uh, we got the guy.

What?

Our sociopathic Romeo, Nelson. He's going away for a long time.

Oh...

You okay?

Do you know that...

I thought that you were the enemy for a while there.

That you were gonna swoop in and... take her away.

Turns out I've done a fine job of screwing it up all by myself.

Yeah, we're gonna need sh*ts...

We're on a break.

Well, uh... If you're looking for distraction, I'm partial to bar fights and howling at the moon.

[ laughing ]

Don't know if that's your cup of tea, though...

Noted.

For what it's worth? She really does love you.

I can tell.

Well...

Whatever happens ... it's not like she's irreplaceably perfect, right?

She's so stubborn.

She can be bitchy.

[ laughing ]

Impetuous.

Brave.

Noble hearted.

Best sex I'll ever have.

[ laughing ]

Gods, yes.

How could I ever get over her?

I'll let you know.

[ music ]

sh*ts.

[ music continues ]

[ knocking on door ]

Unless you're Kenzi or a pint of tequila-spiked ice cream ... please Fae off.

That is a sad, sad little box.

Yeah, well... it's some stuff that Lauren left here.

Can't say we're not having problems... but... we will work through it. I will fix this.

If that's what you want, you bet.

Think it'd be ok if I kept it for just a little while longer?

I think she'd be good with that.

Yeah...

I'm so, so sorry.

I didn't figure you Valkyries for the sentimental type...

Ow!

Sorry... my hand just got caught in your hair.

Okay... Well...

I'm about to get ragingly drunk, would you like some wine?

Yeah.

[ music ]

[ door opening ]

Tamsin...?

[ music ]