03x15 - Race
Posted: 08/19/23 07:43
[♪♪♪]
NARRATOR:
Our worlds are in danger!
To save them and the galaxy,
we must find
the four Cyber Planet Keys
before the Decepticons
can use them for evil.
It is our mission.
[READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]
Transform and roll out!
♪ Transformers ♪
♪ More than meets the eye ♪
♪ Autobots, Decepticons
Go ♪
♪ Transformers
Robots in disguise ♪
♪ Transformers
Transformers, go ♪
NARRATOR:
The Autobots wage their battle
to destroy the evil forces
of the Decepticons.
♪ Transformers, go ♪
♪ Transformers ♪
ANNOUNCER:
Race fans!
The engines are screamin',
the track is on fire,
and the race is on!
Override.
She's the real deal.
The sleek red racer was
expected to lead the race
and she's delivering.
[THINKING]
One of the Autobots must
manage to qualify in this race.
That may be our only chance
to get this planet's
Cyber Planet Key.
Hey, Override.
Objects in the rearview mirror
are faster than
they appear.
All right!
He took the lead!
Go, Hotshot, go!
Hot stuff
comin' through.
[LAUGHS]
Oh, Hotshot.
[♪♪♪]
If your engine were as fast as
your mouth, you might catch me!
ANNOUNCER:
It's Override, Hotshot
and Dirt Boss.
Check it out. They all took
that corner super-fast!
ANNOUNCER:
We are talkin' speed.
[♪♪♪]
Yeah, speed.
One can only imagine.
Right now, I'd settle
for just moving.
Bumper-to-bumper traffic.
Exhaust fumes.
You and your city, Lori.
You know what?
The city is--
Is the best!
Fast food, shopping,
book stores, shopping,
art galleries, ball parks.
Everything is here!
BUD:
Our town has everything:
mountains, clear streams,
fresh air and not
an espresso for miles.
LORI:
Exactly.
You just made my point.
[♪♪♪]
Hotshot, do you read me?
Hotshot?
I read you, sir.
But I'm kinda busy.
OPTIMUS:
I want a status report.
Any problems?
Not as long as my clutch
doesn't pop.
and I can stay in high gear,
I'll keep up. I mean, uh...
Don't worry, Hotshot.
I have confidence in you.
[♪♪♪]
This big guy's
a wide load.
He's blockin'
the whole track.
A m*ssile to the bumper
will move him.
RED ALERT:
Cyber Key Power!
Activate weapons!
[SIREN WAILING]
Hey, what's with
all the racket?
I think we're getting
speeding tickets.
Desist any plans
to att*ck that vehicle.
LANDMINE:
If you don't, there won't be
enough left of you to recycle.
RANSACK:
We're all about
the three Rs.
CRUMPLEZONE:
You Goody Two-shoes
can't sh**t us in the back.
We don't want no trouble.
Just go on past us.
So we can sh**t you
in the back.
ANNOUNCER:
Uh-oh. Someone's playing rough.
Was that an expl*si*n?
What's going on back there?
Don't worry about it.
Go catch Override.
That's an order.
Understand, Hotshot?
Yes, sir.
Yee-haw!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[ALL WHIMPER]
JOLT:
My data says there's
an item with this marking
located somewhere
in that building.
Okay, then let's ask someone
in that building.
Ah! Vector Prime said
this is a secret mission.
Well, where's
that leave us?
[CHUCKLES]
My brains and stealth
make me a perfect spy.
Huh?
Say what?
Jolt, you're Double O Zero.
Double O Zero?
That's your
spy code name.
Yeah!
[GROANS]
[♪♪♪]
[ALL PANTING]
Hey, you meddlin' kids!
Stop right there!
[GIGGLES]
Good going,
Double O Negative.
[IN ACCENT]
It's all part of the game,
Miss Pennymoney.
Ugh.
I said, stop!
[PANTING]
This ain't worth
minimum wage.
Phew.
LORI:
Okay, Super Spy Sleuth,
tell me.
Where is the item?
My theory is that
the item is in a room.
[SARCASTICALLY]
That's brilliant.
How do you do it, Sherlock?
It'll be simple, now that
we've ditched that guard.
[♪♪♪]
Hmm...
Gah! My spy senses tell me
this is the wrong way.
Hey, you!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
It's time we blow the doors
off these guys.
Wait, you mean
drive past them
or sh**t missiles
at their doors?
Are you street punks
up to no good again?
Oh, it's all good.
Ransack, Transform!
How about a little warning?
What now?
The annoying
little one
is using the big dumb one
as a surfboard.
Huh?
Huh?
Excuse me?
Hey, hey.
Check this one out,
you Auto-dopes.
It's a spring!
BOTH:
Whoa!
Yee-haw!
A perfect !
There's good
and then there's me.
[COUGHING]
Punk.
Eat smoke, big man.
ANNOUNCER:
My, my, my.
The hometown hooligans
are dastardly disrupting
this righteous race.
What's fly guy's
problem?
Eh, everyone's
a critic.
Hmm!
They're nothing to worry about.
We'll keep
an eye on them.
Optimus,
I'm gonna help too.
Clocker, get back here!
Sorry.
Sometimes he forgets
he's a kid. Clocker!
Breakdown, right now,
we all need to be cautious.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Hoo! Them boys are
tearin' it up out there.
Are you seein'
this here, Starscream?
I'm sure it's a hoot.
[THINKING]
What a bunch of misfits!
Go and toil to
your heart's content,
but get that Cyber Planet Key
and get it soon!
Starscream.
Ah, Megatron.
Starscream, tell me about
our progress on Speed Planet.
Yes, sir, I was about
to contact you.
Right. I want you to go
to Speed Planet
and assist
my two minions.
I don't think so.
What was that?
First off, I can't
change into a car,
so what good would I be
on a racing planet?
To be honest, I have my hands
full with matters here on Earth.
Hmm.
Starscream,
are you sure you wanna
talk to the boss
like that?
He looked like
he was gonna serve you up
and eat you
for breakfast.
So let him fume!
Maybe it's time the servant
became the master.
Hey, now. This is about
to get interesting.
Very interesting.
[CHUCKLES]
[♪♪♪]
ANNOUNCER:
The racers are hitting
dizzying speeds.
And Override is still
handling the twists
like a pretzel maker.
But if you wanna see twisted,
check out
the gruesome twosome.
How is this a good idea?
You rode on my back,
and now I get to ride on yours.
Fair is fair.
RANSACK:
Hey, watch your big rump!
Has Crumplezone
overheated
and mistaken Ransack
for his little red wagon?
What are those two up to?
Aw, man.
My friends are watchin'.
[♪♪♪]
[HORNS HONKING]
[SIRENS WAILING]
Sirens?
What's with these humans,
anyway?
They are one bunch
of disorderly cats, huh?
[♪♪♪]
They put up traffic lights
but then don't stop.
I just can't
wrap my mind around it.
Humans got no sense.
[♪♪♪]
Huh? What's this?
Thundercracker, Transform!
Starscream, Transform!
[HONKING]
Hey. Watch it.
Mudflap, Transform!
You want a piece of me,
mon amis?
[SNICKERING]
Hey, Starscream.
This guy's about as neighborly
as a hungry Tigatron.
[♪♪♪]
ANNOUNCER:
The racing's still hot, folks.
We've got Override, Dirt Boss,
Hotshot, and the clown cars.
Sorry, Dirt Boss,
but it's time to pass you by.
You ain't got the pistons
for that, boy.
RANSACK:
Burn!
Ha. Pistons.
Huh? I don't get
the joke.
Too many big words?
They don't
like us, CZ.
Oh, too bad.
Why are you two g*ons
in this race, anyway?
Just out for a spin.
Like this!
BOTH:
Whoa!
[SNICKERS]
Hey, Crumplezone,
get exhausted!
I've been holding that in.
RANSACK:
Later!
Feeling dizzy! So dizzy!
Can't stop...
But if I can just upshift
and keep momentum...
[GRUNTS]
Yes!
LANDMINE:
Hotshot?
You okay?
I'm back on track, guys.
Is he lucky
or just that good?
It won't matter,
big guy.
We know this track,
and we'll get him.
No one knocks Dirt Boss
out of a race!
[♪♪♪]
I don't know what you want,
but now you got a problem.
Try this for kicks.
[SNICKERS]
[THINKING]
I expected more.
[ROARING]
Cyber Key Power!
[♪♪♪]
Hey, now.
Laugh at this!
Watch where you
swing that thing.
I'm putting
my best foot forward.
Close but no cigar.
Here's the thunder.
No! That's enough.
But I was winnin'.
Come on.
You never let me finish
when I'm actually winning.
Hmph!
Ooh, give me a reason.
[♪♪♪]
Hmm. I'm impressed
with your mettle,
and I believe you shall
make a fine Decepticon.
Huh? Decepticon?
Friend,
ask yourself,
why is Optimus Prime
so concerned with humans?
Shouldn't the focus
be on us?
Do you enjoy a life in disguise,
suffering humans?
No, I don't.
Just join with me,
and then you will no longer
have to worry about
trivial human problems.
But you are evil,
so is Megatron.
That, Mudflap, is an
unfortunate misunderstanding.
The Decepticons and the Autobots
want the same thing.
We all live
in the same universe.
We're trying to save it
with a more direct method.
Hmm...
You know I'm right.
We should come first.
Forget the humans. I'll join.
Welcome aboard, partner.
Reckon a big fella
like you will be
quite a boon
to the organization.
Let me give you
the nickel tour of the ranch.
Climb on.
Thundercracker, Transform!
[GRUNTING]
Whoa!
You ain't no feather.
You can lose weight by
switching to unleaded.
So begins the fall
of Megatron.
[LAUGHING SINISTERLY]
[♪♪♪]
How many times
do I have to say it? Stop!
Stop, stop, stop!
These hallways
all look alike.
[GROWLS]
[PANTING]
[BOTH PANTING]
Phew, I thought
we'd never ditch him.
Hm?
Huh, Lori?
Look at this mess.
It's worse than my room.
I wonder what kind
of person works here?
Hmm, I'd say a man
in his s
who has a rebellious
streak to him.
You're a spy
and a profiler?
I've learned from
the best cops on TV.
[KNOB TURNING]
[BOTH GASP]
[GASPS] Gotta hide.
[GASPS] Where? This way.
[HUMMING]
[THINKING]
Exactly as Bud profiled.
[GASPS]
Ugh. Fiddlesticks.
Paper towels. I think
they're in the supply closet.
[BOTH YELL]
[GASPS]
Hey, there,
how you doing?
Ah, it's nice
to meet you.
It's n-nice to meet you too.
[♪♪♪]
Okay, Bud and Lori,
what were you up to?
It's not every day I find kids
in my supply closet.
We're on an important
secret mission.
Ha! By important, he means
high school research paper.
And by secret mission, uh,
don't worry,
he's just goofy in the head.
Wait. Hold on.
BOTH:
Huh?
Then I guess you came
to the right place.
I'm Professor Lucy Suzuki.
Cool.
Just remember what secret means.
Yeah, I hear you.
LORI:
Wow. Some of these things
are metal.
Don't you think
that's kind of advanced
for ancient cultures?
Yes, it's a mystery.
Hey, doc?
What's with this gear?
That piece has been dated
at , years old.
Yes, it's a mystery.
Mmm-hmm.
Uh, ix-nay, Bud.
Many of my colleagues
make fun of me,
but I believe that long ago,
alien beings visited the Earth.
That's cool and you think
this was part of the aliens?
A part of the aliens?
Well, he doesn't mean
part of a machine
like they were robots
or anything.
I didn't?
Thanks for putting up with us.
Sorry to take up so much
of your precious time.
But the clue?
Come on, Bud,
we should get out of her way.
Uh, kids?
[RINGING]
Hello, Professor Suzuki.
Huh, someone from the government
is here to see me?
Yes. He says
it can't wait.
[♪♪♪]
Mission accomplished.
What're you talking about?
JOLT:
Think about it, Lori.
You did find the item
you went in there
to check out.
BUD:
Right on, Jolt.
JOLT:
Actually, let me tell you
that your next mission
is to discover
the clay-doll of a dinosaur.
It's in South America, right?
Hear that, Lori?
Get moving, soldier.
Huh? You're ordering me?
You are not
the boss of me, Bud!
I'm going, but not because
you said so, got that?
BUD:
Ugh!
[♪♪♪]
ANNOUNCER:
With Override
way up in front,
the others are grouped together
and pacing each other.
Those two will
do something soon.
Autobots, be prepared.
Understood?
ALL:
Yes, sir.
[♪♪♪]
Hey, how about some warning?
Just a little off the top.
Everyone stop.
They've destroyed the bridge.
OPTIMUS:
Hotshot!
I've got a long way to go
and a short time
to get there.
It's impossible. Even at
top speed, it's just too far.
Those two buffoons
cut the bridge!
Time for the road
less traveled.
Boo-yah!
[GRUNTING]
Time to cover
some ground.
[GROANS]
I wish I could hear them.
Hey, why aren't Hotshot and
Optimus Prime slowing down any?
I really don't know.
I can only wonder
what Optimus Prime is thinking.
And hope he's got a plan
and that they do it soon.
Is the plan
perfectly clear?
I can do this. But what
happens to you? I mean--
Don't worry, just get
back in the race.
ANNOUNCER:
Oh, race fans,
I don't think I can watch.
[CROWD EXCLAIMING]
Yes. I think I see
what Optimus is planning.
Here goes nothing!
Jump!
Woo-hoo! Yeah!
Sweet!
Optimus Prime, Transform!
You know we're counting
on you, Hotshot.
All right!
Did you see that? Amazing!
Oh, yeah, I saw it.
It was so incredible...
I think I need me
an oil change.
LANDMINE:
Okay, troops,
we're rollin' out too.
ALL:
Yes, sir.
[♪♪♪]
[SIGHS]
No one behind us.
And ahead
just open road.
DIRT BOSS:
Hey, cheaters!
BOTH:
Uh-oh.
Think you can cheat me?
Excuse me while I get
the dirt out of my treads.
Lousy cheaters.
Agh, I'm gonna feel
that for days.
Big jerk,
thinkin' he can-- Oof!
That was Hotshot.
How'd he jump that gap?
Ugh!
Oof! Oh, come on!
No one behind us.
Open road ahead.
[♪♪♪]
ANNOUNCER:
We have a winner!
Override, Transform!
ANNOUNCER:
Override!
As if there was anyone else
that was gonna win this race!
ANNOUNCER:
As we expected, Override wins!
She is one fast lady.
Hotshot didn't win.
Are we in trouble?
Chillax, Coby. As long as
he finishes in the top three,
he qualifies and survives the
other prelims before the final.
ANNOUNCER:
The battle for
number two is on.
It's Dirt Boss with Hotshot
nipping at his tailgate.
If I can't win,
I can still come in second.
Time to turn up
the heat!
Cyber Key Power!
[♪♪♪]
Look out, Dirt Boss.
Here comes trouble.
Crud!
ANNOUNCER:
It's...
Hotshot then Dirt Boss.
They both qualify.
All right!
Hotshot did it.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Well done, Hotshot.
[CROWD CHEERING]
[CROWD BOOING]
Aw, man,
they're booing.
Yeah, it leaves me
feeling flat.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
OVERHAUL:
Scourge. Turn around when
I'm talking to you.
Scourge, I beseech you. Hear
what this traveler has to say.
[GROWLS]
Go on, Overhaul.
You're givin' me
the Cyber Planet Key.
[GROWLS]
Relate to him
the situation.
Well, it's simple.
There's a black hole
coming to
destroy everything,
but I can stop it
if you hand over the Key.
Are you listening?
Hey! We ain't finished here!
Just who do you think
you're talking to?
Please, confrontation
achieves nothing.
I'm talking to you,
Scourge.
And you're gonna give me
that Cyber Key.
Oh, no.
If there's something you want
from me, off-worlder,
then take it.
If that's the way you want it.
[♪♪♪]
BACKSTOP:
Futility.
♪ Transformers ♪
♪ More than meets the eye ♪
♪ Autobots, Decepticons
Go ♪
♪ Transformers
Robots in disguise ♪
♪ Transformers
Transformers, go ♪
NARRATOR:
The Autobots wage their battle
to destroy the evil forces
of the Decepticons.
♪ Transformers, go ♪
♪ Transformers ♪
NARRATOR:
Our worlds are in danger!
To save them and the galaxy,
we must find
the four Cyber Planet Keys
before the Decepticons
can use them for evil.
It is our mission.
[READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]
Transform and roll out!
♪ Transformers ♪
♪ More than meets the eye ♪
♪ Autobots, Decepticons
Go ♪
♪ Transformers
Robots in disguise ♪
♪ Transformers
Transformers, go ♪
NARRATOR:
The Autobots wage their battle
to destroy the evil forces
of the Decepticons.
♪ Transformers, go ♪
♪ Transformers ♪
ANNOUNCER:
Race fans!
The engines are screamin',
the track is on fire,
and the race is on!
Override.
She's the real deal.
The sleek red racer was
expected to lead the race
and she's delivering.
[THINKING]
One of the Autobots must
manage to qualify in this race.
That may be our only chance
to get this planet's
Cyber Planet Key.
Hey, Override.
Objects in the rearview mirror
are faster than
they appear.
All right!
He took the lead!
Go, Hotshot, go!
Hot stuff
comin' through.
[LAUGHS]
Oh, Hotshot.
[♪♪♪]
If your engine were as fast as
your mouth, you might catch me!
ANNOUNCER:
It's Override, Hotshot
and Dirt Boss.
Check it out. They all took
that corner super-fast!
ANNOUNCER:
We are talkin' speed.
[♪♪♪]
Yeah, speed.
One can only imagine.
Right now, I'd settle
for just moving.
Bumper-to-bumper traffic.
Exhaust fumes.
You and your city, Lori.
You know what?
The city is--
Is the best!
Fast food, shopping,
book stores, shopping,
art galleries, ball parks.
Everything is here!
BUD:
Our town has everything:
mountains, clear streams,
fresh air and not
an espresso for miles.
LORI:
Exactly.
You just made my point.
[♪♪♪]
Hotshot, do you read me?
Hotshot?
I read you, sir.
But I'm kinda busy.
OPTIMUS:
I want a status report.
Any problems?
Not as long as my clutch
doesn't pop.
and I can stay in high gear,
I'll keep up. I mean, uh...
Don't worry, Hotshot.
I have confidence in you.
[♪♪♪]
This big guy's
a wide load.
He's blockin'
the whole track.
A m*ssile to the bumper
will move him.
RED ALERT:
Cyber Key Power!
Activate weapons!
[SIREN WAILING]
Hey, what's with
all the racket?
I think we're getting
speeding tickets.
Desist any plans
to att*ck that vehicle.
LANDMINE:
If you don't, there won't be
enough left of you to recycle.
RANSACK:
We're all about
the three Rs.
CRUMPLEZONE:
You Goody Two-shoes
can't sh**t us in the back.
We don't want no trouble.
Just go on past us.
So we can sh**t you
in the back.
ANNOUNCER:
Uh-oh. Someone's playing rough.
Was that an expl*si*n?
What's going on back there?
Don't worry about it.
Go catch Override.
That's an order.
Understand, Hotshot?
Yes, sir.
Yee-haw!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[ALL WHIMPER]
JOLT:
My data says there's
an item with this marking
located somewhere
in that building.
Okay, then let's ask someone
in that building.
Ah! Vector Prime said
this is a secret mission.
Well, where's
that leave us?
[CHUCKLES]
My brains and stealth
make me a perfect spy.
Huh?
Say what?
Jolt, you're Double O Zero.
Double O Zero?
That's your
spy code name.
Yeah!
[GROANS]
[♪♪♪]
[ALL PANTING]
Hey, you meddlin' kids!
Stop right there!
[GIGGLES]
Good going,
Double O Negative.
[IN ACCENT]
It's all part of the game,
Miss Pennymoney.
Ugh.
I said, stop!
[PANTING]
This ain't worth
minimum wage.
Phew.
LORI:
Okay, Super Spy Sleuth,
tell me.
Where is the item?
My theory is that
the item is in a room.
[SARCASTICALLY]
That's brilliant.
How do you do it, Sherlock?
It'll be simple, now that
we've ditched that guard.
[♪♪♪]
Hmm...
Gah! My spy senses tell me
this is the wrong way.
Hey, you!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
It's time we blow the doors
off these guys.
Wait, you mean
drive past them
or sh**t missiles
at their doors?
Are you street punks
up to no good again?
Oh, it's all good.
Ransack, Transform!
How about a little warning?
What now?
The annoying
little one
is using the big dumb one
as a surfboard.
Huh?
Huh?
Excuse me?
Hey, hey.
Check this one out,
you Auto-dopes.
It's a spring!
BOTH:
Whoa!
Yee-haw!
A perfect !
There's good
and then there's me.
[COUGHING]
Punk.
Eat smoke, big man.
ANNOUNCER:
My, my, my.
The hometown hooligans
are dastardly disrupting
this righteous race.
What's fly guy's
problem?
Eh, everyone's
a critic.
Hmm!
They're nothing to worry about.
We'll keep
an eye on them.
Optimus,
I'm gonna help too.
Clocker, get back here!
Sorry.
Sometimes he forgets
he's a kid. Clocker!
Breakdown, right now,
we all need to be cautious.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Hoo! Them boys are
tearin' it up out there.
Are you seein'
this here, Starscream?
I'm sure it's a hoot.
[THINKING]
What a bunch of misfits!
Go and toil to
your heart's content,
but get that Cyber Planet Key
and get it soon!
Starscream.
Ah, Megatron.
Starscream, tell me about
our progress on Speed Planet.
Yes, sir, I was about
to contact you.
Right. I want you to go
to Speed Planet
and assist
my two minions.
I don't think so.
What was that?
First off, I can't
change into a car,
so what good would I be
on a racing planet?
To be honest, I have my hands
full with matters here on Earth.
Hmm.
Starscream,
are you sure you wanna
talk to the boss
like that?
He looked like
he was gonna serve you up
and eat you
for breakfast.
So let him fume!
Maybe it's time the servant
became the master.
Hey, now. This is about
to get interesting.
Very interesting.
[CHUCKLES]
[♪♪♪]
ANNOUNCER:
The racers are hitting
dizzying speeds.
And Override is still
handling the twists
like a pretzel maker.
But if you wanna see twisted,
check out
the gruesome twosome.
How is this a good idea?
You rode on my back,
and now I get to ride on yours.
Fair is fair.
RANSACK:
Hey, watch your big rump!
Has Crumplezone
overheated
and mistaken Ransack
for his little red wagon?
What are those two up to?
Aw, man.
My friends are watchin'.
[♪♪♪]
[HORNS HONKING]
[SIRENS WAILING]
Sirens?
What's with these humans,
anyway?
They are one bunch
of disorderly cats, huh?
[♪♪♪]
They put up traffic lights
but then don't stop.
I just can't
wrap my mind around it.
Humans got no sense.
[♪♪♪]
Huh? What's this?
Thundercracker, Transform!
Starscream, Transform!
[HONKING]
Hey. Watch it.
Mudflap, Transform!
You want a piece of me,
mon amis?
[SNICKERING]
Hey, Starscream.
This guy's about as neighborly
as a hungry Tigatron.
[♪♪♪]
ANNOUNCER:
The racing's still hot, folks.
We've got Override, Dirt Boss,
Hotshot, and the clown cars.
Sorry, Dirt Boss,
but it's time to pass you by.
You ain't got the pistons
for that, boy.
RANSACK:
Burn!
Ha. Pistons.
Huh? I don't get
the joke.
Too many big words?
They don't
like us, CZ.
Oh, too bad.
Why are you two g*ons
in this race, anyway?
Just out for a spin.
Like this!
BOTH:
Whoa!
[SNICKERS]
Hey, Crumplezone,
get exhausted!
I've been holding that in.
RANSACK:
Later!
Feeling dizzy! So dizzy!
Can't stop...
But if I can just upshift
and keep momentum...
[GRUNTS]
Yes!
LANDMINE:
Hotshot?
You okay?
I'm back on track, guys.
Is he lucky
or just that good?
It won't matter,
big guy.
We know this track,
and we'll get him.
No one knocks Dirt Boss
out of a race!
[♪♪♪]
I don't know what you want,
but now you got a problem.
Try this for kicks.
[SNICKERS]
[THINKING]
I expected more.
[ROARING]
Cyber Key Power!
[♪♪♪]
Hey, now.
Laugh at this!
Watch where you
swing that thing.
I'm putting
my best foot forward.
Close but no cigar.
Here's the thunder.
No! That's enough.
But I was winnin'.
Come on.
You never let me finish
when I'm actually winning.
Hmph!
Ooh, give me a reason.
[♪♪♪]
Hmm. I'm impressed
with your mettle,
and I believe you shall
make a fine Decepticon.
Huh? Decepticon?
Friend,
ask yourself,
why is Optimus Prime
so concerned with humans?
Shouldn't the focus
be on us?
Do you enjoy a life in disguise,
suffering humans?
No, I don't.
Just join with me,
and then you will no longer
have to worry about
trivial human problems.
But you are evil,
so is Megatron.
That, Mudflap, is an
unfortunate misunderstanding.
The Decepticons and the Autobots
want the same thing.
We all live
in the same universe.
We're trying to save it
with a more direct method.
Hmm...
You know I'm right.
We should come first.
Forget the humans. I'll join.
Welcome aboard, partner.
Reckon a big fella
like you will be
quite a boon
to the organization.
Let me give you
the nickel tour of the ranch.
Climb on.
Thundercracker, Transform!
[GRUNTING]
Whoa!
You ain't no feather.
You can lose weight by
switching to unleaded.
So begins the fall
of Megatron.
[LAUGHING SINISTERLY]
[♪♪♪]
How many times
do I have to say it? Stop!
Stop, stop, stop!
These hallways
all look alike.
[GROWLS]
[PANTING]
[BOTH PANTING]
Phew, I thought
we'd never ditch him.
Hm?
Huh, Lori?
Look at this mess.
It's worse than my room.
I wonder what kind
of person works here?
Hmm, I'd say a man
in his s
who has a rebellious
streak to him.
You're a spy
and a profiler?
I've learned from
the best cops on TV.
[KNOB TURNING]
[BOTH GASP]
[GASPS] Gotta hide.
[GASPS] Where? This way.
[HUMMING]
[THINKING]
Exactly as Bud profiled.
[GASPS]
Ugh. Fiddlesticks.
Paper towels. I think
they're in the supply closet.
[BOTH YELL]
[GASPS]
Hey, there,
how you doing?
Ah, it's nice
to meet you.
It's n-nice to meet you too.
[♪♪♪]
Okay, Bud and Lori,
what were you up to?
It's not every day I find kids
in my supply closet.
We're on an important
secret mission.
Ha! By important, he means
high school research paper.
And by secret mission, uh,
don't worry,
he's just goofy in the head.
Wait. Hold on.
BOTH:
Huh?
Then I guess you came
to the right place.
I'm Professor Lucy Suzuki.
Cool.
Just remember what secret means.
Yeah, I hear you.
LORI:
Wow. Some of these things
are metal.
Don't you think
that's kind of advanced
for ancient cultures?
Yes, it's a mystery.
Hey, doc?
What's with this gear?
That piece has been dated
at , years old.
Yes, it's a mystery.
Mmm-hmm.
Uh, ix-nay, Bud.
Many of my colleagues
make fun of me,
but I believe that long ago,
alien beings visited the Earth.
That's cool and you think
this was part of the aliens?
A part of the aliens?
Well, he doesn't mean
part of a machine
like they were robots
or anything.
I didn't?
Thanks for putting up with us.
Sorry to take up so much
of your precious time.
But the clue?
Come on, Bud,
we should get out of her way.
Uh, kids?
[RINGING]
Hello, Professor Suzuki.
Huh, someone from the government
is here to see me?
Yes. He says
it can't wait.
[♪♪♪]
Mission accomplished.
What're you talking about?
JOLT:
Think about it, Lori.
You did find the item
you went in there
to check out.
BUD:
Right on, Jolt.
JOLT:
Actually, let me tell you
that your next mission
is to discover
the clay-doll of a dinosaur.
It's in South America, right?
Hear that, Lori?
Get moving, soldier.
Huh? You're ordering me?
You are not
the boss of me, Bud!
I'm going, but not because
you said so, got that?
BUD:
Ugh!
[♪♪♪]
ANNOUNCER:
With Override
way up in front,
the others are grouped together
and pacing each other.
Those two will
do something soon.
Autobots, be prepared.
Understood?
ALL:
Yes, sir.
[♪♪♪]
Hey, how about some warning?
Just a little off the top.
Everyone stop.
They've destroyed the bridge.
OPTIMUS:
Hotshot!
I've got a long way to go
and a short time
to get there.
It's impossible. Even at
top speed, it's just too far.
Those two buffoons
cut the bridge!
Time for the road
less traveled.
Boo-yah!
[GRUNTING]
Time to cover
some ground.
[GROANS]
I wish I could hear them.
Hey, why aren't Hotshot and
Optimus Prime slowing down any?
I really don't know.
I can only wonder
what Optimus Prime is thinking.
And hope he's got a plan
and that they do it soon.
Is the plan
perfectly clear?
I can do this. But what
happens to you? I mean--
Don't worry, just get
back in the race.
ANNOUNCER:
Oh, race fans,
I don't think I can watch.
[CROWD EXCLAIMING]
Yes. I think I see
what Optimus is planning.
Here goes nothing!
Jump!
Woo-hoo! Yeah!
Sweet!
Optimus Prime, Transform!
You know we're counting
on you, Hotshot.
All right!
Did you see that? Amazing!
Oh, yeah, I saw it.
It was so incredible...
I think I need me
an oil change.
LANDMINE:
Okay, troops,
we're rollin' out too.
ALL:
Yes, sir.
[♪♪♪]
[SIGHS]
No one behind us.
And ahead
just open road.
DIRT BOSS:
Hey, cheaters!
BOTH:
Uh-oh.
Think you can cheat me?
Excuse me while I get
the dirt out of my treads.
Lousy cheaters.
Agh, I'm gonna feel
that for days.
Big jerk,
thinkin' he can-- Oof!
That was Hotshot.
How'd he jump that gap?
Ugh!
Oof! Oh, come on!
No one behind us.
Open road ahead.
[♪♪♪]
ANNOUNCER:
We have a winner!
Override, Transform!
ANNOUNCER:
Override!
As if there was anyone else
that was gonna win this race!
ANNOUNCER:
As we expected, Override wins!
She is one fast lady.
Hotshot didn't win.
Are we in trouble?
Chillax, Coby. As long as
he finishes in the top three,
he qualifies and survives the
other prelims before the final.
ANNOUNCER:
The battle for
number two is on.
It's Dirt Boss with Hotshot
nipping at his tailgate.
If I can't win,
I can still come in second.
Time to turn up
the heat!
Cyber Key Power!
[♪♪♪]
Look out, Dirt Boss.
Here comes trouble.
Crud!
ANNOUNCER:
It's...
Hotshot then Dirt Boss.
They both qualify.
All right!
Hotshot did it.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Well done, Hotshot.
[CROWD CHEERING]
[CROWD BOOING]
Aw, man,
they're booing.
Yeah, it leaves me
feeling flat.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
OVERHAUL:
Scourge. Turn around when
I'm talking to you.
Scourge, I beseech you. Hear
what this traveler has to say.
[GROWLS]
Go on, Overhaul.
You're givin' me
the Cyber Planet Key.
[GROWLS]
Relate to him
the situation.
Well, it's simple.
There's a black hole
coming to
destroy everything,
but I can stop it
if you hand over the Key.
Are you listening?
Hey! We ain't finished here!
Just who do you think
you're talking to?
Please, confrontation
achieves nothing.
I'm talking to you,
Scourge.
And you're gonna give me
that Cyber Key.
Oh, no.
If there's something you want
from me, off-worlder,
then take it.
If that's the way you want it.
[♪♪♪]
BACKSTOP:
Futility.
♪ Transformers ♪
♪ More than meets the eye ♪
♪ Autobots, Decepticons
Go ♪
♪ Transformers
Robots in disguise ♪
♪ Transformers
Transformers, go ♪
NARRATOR:
The Autobots wage their battle
to destroy the evil forces
of the Decepticons.
♪ Transformers, go ♪
♪ Transformers ♪