06x03 - Fires of the Past
Posted: 08/19/23 09:38
[Music]
[Music]
so
[Music]
oh you sure this was worth it
the cybertron archives have backup files
for every transformer on the planet
if there's any clue to the missing
population and their rat trap will find
it
he better find it faster
what did you find it's zero zip and lots
of zilch everybody's been wiped clean
huh huh everyone
[Applause]
[Laughter]
history begins today
four million years of transformer
civilization
and now it is merely a ruler
my readings indicate all organic
elements have been purged from your
otherwise flawless form
you needn't concern yourself with a
repeat of your last encounters
unfortunately
we can hold them
[Music]
far back
[Music]
ah
[Music]
[Applause]
am i offline
not if i can help it
uh
[Applause]
you call this cured there appear to be
random residual biological
how is this possible
my battle drones are models of
technological perfection
they possess superior firepower and
maneuverability
and yet
they are continually defeated by a small
pack of lowly beasts
why
free will
hmm
interesting notion
and desperate times call for desperate
measures
foreign
[Music]
we were sloppy out there today
unfocused reckless insubordinate one
more mission like that and we may as
well surrender the megatron
bye-bye
hello task master
[Music]
were you even listening i told you to
transform
if my beast mode were as ugly as hers i
wouldn't want to go back either you
think this is a joke
we are cybertron's only hope
i failed my people once
i will not fail them again
what crawled into his circuits optimus
wait
he's got a lot on his mind yes speaking
of which how come you're so hard on
staying in robot
mode i have my reasons
so
[Music]
so
baby rattrap how did you
next time try to sue us it ain't exactly
easy on the nose but
it's a heck of a lot fester
so uh
what brings you to the central space
board
i'm gonna ride off this second-rate
planet back off mouse give me one good
reason for not ratting you out to the
big cheese
would you settle for three
three mindless drones
shouldn't be a problem
[Music]
only three things wrong with that little
theory one we're not drones two we're
not mindless and three
problems my middle name
[Music]
jet storm after
thrust
overdrive
[Music]
this is captain jet storm speaking
please feel free to move about the
tarmac and flee for your miserable
little life
going my way
[Music]
destroy
[Music]
and tanko roll over and play dead
fasten your seat belts and prepare for a
little turbulence it's gonna be a bumpy
night
whatever you came here looking for webs
it better be real important
destroy
later run
[Music]
mouse go
[Music]
what
give me a clue what you're looking for
huh is it bigger than floppy he's
smaller than a mainframe you know these
memory lapses we've had since hitting
cybertron well i've been having flashes
just fragments but i only get them when
i'm in robot mode
i
am
transformed
yes we're in luck megatron never deleted
the aerospace records
oh good and that gets us what
our ship
[Music]
according to the records we were shot
down by the planet's automated defense
system these blew us out of this sky
yes stranding all six of those lousy
dicks
get real webs if there were six of us
then why don't we remember the other two
[Music]
locate autobot shuttle omega delta
it wouldn't be easier just to check for
him at the baggage claim
the ship's internal backup memory will
tell us everything we need to know
[Music]
well well well
your situation exactly matches your
location terminal
all right boys let's barbecue us some
bee skins
uh
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
to find our ship
[Music]
hey you want to crash your hot drive in
a wild goose chase be my guest
i'm screaming what a scram it's good
like i need some useless mouth-slowing
needing yeah you got that right
hey
resemble that remark
maximal signature detected don't sh**t i
surrender
spider babe at 12 0 clock jet storm
after burn
[Applause]
must be halfway across the compound by
now
so how come they nail her and miss me
unless
beast monk
[Music]
robot mode
so
those gas guzzlers can't scare us when
we're in beast mode
we'll see how useless this mouse is jet
storm to megatron
the spider's heading for her old ship
but don't worry she'll be cold slag long
before she gets there
hmm
looking for backup memory are we
careful black arachnia you never know
who you'll find in there
via cons cancel the attack
say what
allow the erected to access her computer
when she does i will access her core
processor and learn the location of the
maximum base
oh man
i got a stopper
download memory backup files
access core processors
where are you
easy easy i had to do it webs megatron
was poking around your noggin
the computer made a backup of my current
memory oh man
we gotta delete it before old dragon
breath gets a hold of it
the maximum base yes
identify location
vehicles destroy
music to my ears boss
we've overloaded the fuel core let's get
out of here
[Music]
no just speak the beast mode
and those videos
unless they happen to be standing right
in front of us
god
oh now
before you say anything
this wasn't my idea
that was our ship in there and now we've
lost it for good along with any clue of
how we got here or what happened while
we were offline and for what
for what optimus
it's okay
hey hey yeah but we found that now's not
the time
megatron decimated this planet because
of me
you think i could bear losing any of you
back to base everybody
[Music]
foreign
[Music]
[Music]
so
[Music]
oh you sure this was worth it
the cybertron archives have backup files
for every transformer on the planet
if there's any clue to the missing
population and their rat trap will find
it
he better find it faster
what did you find it's zero zip and lots
of zilch everybody's been wiped clean
huh huh everyone
[Applause]
[Laughter]
history begins today
four million years of transformer
civilization
and now it is merely a ruler
my readings indicate all organic
elements have been purged from your
otherwise flawless form
you needn't concern yourself with a
repeat of your last encounters
unfortunately
we can hold them
[Music]
far back
[Music]
ah
[Music]
[Applause]
am i offline
not if i can help it
uh
[Applause]
you call this cured there appear to be
random residual biological
how is this possible
my battle drones are models of
technological perfection
they possess superior firepower and
maneuverability
and yet
they are continually defeated by a small
pack of lowly beasts
why
free will
hmm
interesting notion
and desperate times call for desperate
measures
foreign
[Music]
we were sloppy out there today
unfocused reckless insubordinate one
more mission like that and we may as
well surrender the megatron
bye-bye
hello task master
[Music]
were you even listening i told you to
transform
if my beast mode were as ugly as hers i
wouldn't want to go back either you
think this is a joke
we are cybertron's only hope
i failed my people once
i will not fail them again
what crawled into his circuits optimus
wait
he's got a lot on his mind yes speaking
of which how come you're so hard on
staying in robot
mode i have my reasons
so
[Music]
so
baby rattrap how did you
next time try to sue us it ain't exactly
easy on the nose but
it's a heck of a lot fester
so uh
what brings you to the central space
board
i'm gonna ride off this second-rate
planet back off mouse give me one good
reason for not ratting you out to the
big cheese
would you settle for three
three mindless drones
shouldn't be a problem
[Music]
only three things wrong with that little
theory one we're not drones two we're
not mindless and three
problems my middle name
[Music]
jet storm after
thrust
overdrive
[Music]
this is captain jet storm speaking
please feel free to move about the
tarmac and flee for your miserable
little life
going my way
[Music]
destroy
[Music]
and tanko roll over and play dead
fasten your seat belts and prepare for a
little turbulence it's gonna be a bumpy
night
whatever you came here looking for webs
it better be real important
destroy
later run
[Music]
mouse go
[Music]
what
give me a clue what you're looking for
huh is it bigger than floppy he's
smaller than a mainframe you know these
memory lapses we've had since hitting
cybertron well i've been having flashes
just fragments but i only get them when
i'm in robot mode
i
am
transformed
yes we're in luck megatron never deleted
the aerospace records
oh good and that gets us what
our ship
[Music]
according to the records we were shot
down by the planet's automated defense
system these blew us out of this sky
yes stranding all six of those lousy
dicks
get real webs if there were six of us
then why don't we remember the other two
[Music]
locate autobot shuttle omega delta
it wouldn't be easier just to check for
him at the baggage claim
the ship's internal backup memory will
tell us everything we need to know
[Music]
well well well
your situation exactly matches your
location terminal
all right boys let's barbecue us some
bee skins
uh
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
to find our ship
[Music]
hey you want to crash your hot drive in
a wild goose chase be my guest
i'm screaming what a scram it's good
like i need some useless mouth-slowing
needing yeah you got that right
hey
resemble that remark
maximal signature detected don't sh**t i
surrender
spider babe at 12 0 clock jet storm
after burn
[Applause]
must be halfway across the compound by
now
so how come they nail her and miss me
unless
beast monk
[Music]
robot mode
so
those gas guzzlers can't scare us when
we're in beast mode
we'll see how useless this mouse is jet
storm to megatron
the spider's heading for her old ship
but don't worry she'll be cold slag long
before she gets there
hmm
looking for backup memory are we
careful black arachnia you never know
who you'll find in there
via cons cancel the attack
say what
allow the erected to access her computer
when she does i will access her core
processor and learn the location of the
maximum base
oh man
i got a stopper
download memory backup files
access core processors
where are you
easy easy i had to do it webs megatron
was poking around your noggin
the computer made a backup of my current
memory oh man
we gotta delete it before old dragon
breath gets a hold of it
the maximum base yes
identify location
vehicles destroy
music to my ears boss
we've overloaded the fuel core let's get
out of here
[Music]
no just speak the beast mode
and those videos
unless they happen to be standing right
in front of us
god
oh now
before you say anything
this wasn't my idea
that was our ship in there and now we've
lost it for good along with any clue of
how we got here or what happened while
we were offline and for what
for what optimus
it's okay
hey hey yeah but we found that now's not
the time
megatron decimated this planet because
of me
you think i could bear losing any of you
back to base everybody
[Music]
foreign
[Music]