01x14 - Nature Calls
Posted: 08/20/23 07:03
transformers
somebody there
um
it's as though
humans are forever at w*r with nature
beauty literally falls from the sky and
they immediately rush to spoil it with
their machines
they won't rest until all of nature's
beauty is have you even heard a word i
said
jump
jump
yes
bumblebee
is your commitment to all these
electronic devices really necessary i
hate to break it to you proud
but you are one of these electronic
devices
hey what'd you do that for
i was on level 230. autobots listen up
teletrain once picking up a strange
cybertronian energy signal coming from
the woods just outside the city
decepticon no it's a non-sentient being
most likely a piece of our ship but i
need someone to track it down and bring
it back to the base before it falls into
the wrong hands
so
i mean as your resident earth expert i
should go along to supervise and help
explain the complexities of nature
well i don't suppose there's any harm in
you going sorry
we are going camping we are going
camping we are going
as in leaving the comfort of
civilization is it no tv no music no
games and then my circuits are gonna fly
from boredom
don't worry bumblebee camping is fun
i'll show you guys the ropes
actually you both could stand to unplug
yourselves for a day or two think of it
as a character builder
you sure you know how to use all this
stuff
what's to know we roast marshmallows
tell ghost stories sing campfire songs
there's more to nature than these odd
human customs and mellow marshes
the roof is so great why don't they pave
the road so people can actually see it
we'll proceed on foot from here
yeah at least i can get this junk out of
me i was feeling kind of bloated
what
you said to pack the bare essentials
since when our surround sound speakers a
strobe light and a handheld media player
bear essentials you should have seen
what i left back at the plant where did
you even find room for all of this junk
i'd
rather not say
ow
nuts and bolts to this
so where do they hide the outlets
for the hundredth time there is no
electricity in the woods fire is what
provides warmth and light
it's also nature's way of cleansing
chainsaws and pavement are much more
effective
now let me borrow your battery for a few
hours
wow
i could use some of that cleansing fire
right now these marshmallows aren't
gonna roast themselves
sorry huh
have you ever actually been camping well
of course i've
seen it
in a movie
maybe
uh-huh
see i don't need to learn any of this
survival stuff i've got you guys to back
me up
you must learn to survive without the
aid of machines
you never know when you won't have them
so want to hear a ghost story
here ghost story i just found batteries
for my media player which one do you
want to watch you don't even have a
screen to project it onto
way ahead of you nature boy
what was hello
monster
ouch
relax bumblebee
what
i've seen enough creature features to
know that every poor sap who gets
suckered into some lame camping trip
winds up getting chased down by a
monster
they're called bears and they're hardly
monsters
i didn't know bears had shovels for
hands i guess i did learn something
camping
first we must determine this creature's
intentions
sorry look out
me
why don't you pick on someone your own
size
okay maybe we're a little unclear on the
concept of your own size
maybe you should stop talking logic to a
creature that has no
the head appears to be made of metal
wrapped in living organisms
i think it might be from cybertron what
makes you say that
call it a hunch
so much for that piece of our spaceship
theory how do we stop it just like any
other opponent search for its weakness
still searching i take it
we just need to formulate a plan
how's this floor plan one
hello
i think we've lost
it what did i tell you about camping
monsters
tv is always right
so wait monsters are real twitter body's
such a liar
it's not a monster you said yourself
it's cybertronian
you got anything that ugly back on
cybertron
yeah but bulkhead's back at the plant
let's focus please
and stick to the facts we know it's made
of non-sentient metal coupled with
living organisms and gives off a
cybertronian energy signal
space barnacles barnacles you mean those
gross things that attach to boats
only when space barnacles attach to a
ship they drain its energy and act like
a computer virus
they must have picked up residual
cybertronian energy before we crashed on
earth
that would explain the signal prime was
picking up
so why not just burn them off like we
used to do with the barnacles on our
ship these seem more powerful they
weren't draining energy from those
construction machines
they were controlling them something on
earth must have mutated them
probably all this fresh air given the
bright lights big city
and they could end up taking over every
machine in detroit or have you forgotten
how quickly space barnacles can multiply
so
we have to go back and find that thing
oh great just when we got done running
away from it
what is this place
i think it's one of my dad's mining
sites he's always got people digging
here who knows what he's looking for
my key is picking up a signal
must be residual energy the creature has
clearly been here i think it went inside
for dessert
just be careful
and whatever you do don't let the
barnacles touch you or you'll be dessert
too
stay back
attention barnacle monster
come out with your hands over here
well you don't have a head but you get
the idea
do you mind
what i'm just trying to break the
tension
do you mind that wasn't me
we need to find another way out
looks like all those hours playing
medieval maze monsters are about to pay
off
the sun rises in the east so the maze
never starts sideways
they always make two rides
but skip every other turn and that
should take us right back where we
started
let's turn up the heat on these
barnacles
uh
this sure beats roasting swamp melos
that's marshmallows
one order of fried space barnacles
coming up
make that poached space barnacles
look where nature got you
barnacles
luckily we can depend on good old mother
technology right pal
run
don't worry sorry if anyone can fight
the control of those space barnacles
it's proud
come on proud you're not gonna let a
bunch of wimpy little space barnacles
control you are you
maybe the key will heal them
or maybe the key will get infected with
space barnacles too
we need to do like he said and run
or better yet dryer
quick
bad idea
okay we just have to go back to town and
get prime and ratchet they'll know how
to fix prowl
and the best part
we finally get out of this stupid nature
but won't prowl follow us and spread
space barnacles all over detroit
it's not fair why do you have to be so
right all the time
we need to go back to the mine
which way is that
i don't know don't you have some kind of
navigation drive yeah
for roads
sorry
your tire tracks
so i messed up the pretty white woods
you sound just like brow
no we can follow them back to the mine
and lure prowl into it then we'll see
him inside
right then we can go get the others and
finally get out of this nightmare
boy come and get some nice tasty
autobots
hey
what's up are you on here
he's following us isn't he
those barnacles must have drained all
your ninjabot smarts because you fell
right into our trap
uh bumblebee i think you're supposed to
do that from the outside
what
remember that plan you had before you
mean the one that goes
we need to burn off those barnacles
look for a tree i can light on fire with
my stingers bumblebee trees don't grow
underground we're in the middle of a
mine
correction we're at the end of a mine
this bot is not gonna be a barnacle's
breakfast
i really hope he doesn't remember that
when he turns back to normal
there must be something we can use to
burn those barnacles off him
yes
fire space parasites
water i thought this thing said fire
hose
oh
right
fire hose
that's it
we hook up the hose to the hot water
line if i can boost this things power
with my key it'll heat the water enough
to scorch those bugs off prowl
come on
light up you stupid
bumblebee zap this
think of it as a character builder
thanks a lot guys
what you can bring in autobot back to
life but you can't light a fire
stupid key
ah
kids
why are you all wet
and then they were back to normal like
nothing ever happened meanwhile i'm
stuck riding home with no dry clothes
and an autobot whose car mode doesn't
have a heater
you showed a lot of courage and
ingenuity sorry
and hopefully you'll stop
backfiring soon hello it's called
sneezing
i don't even want to know what that's
called we owe you a tremendous debt of
gratitude can you owe me a new media
player or did you think i forgot
oh have you learned nothing from your
time in the woods yeah i learned we
should pave it over as soon as we get
the chance
surely you don't blame all of nature for
a few space barnacles you don't see my
game player turning everyone into
zombies do you
actually guys that creature was made of
barnacles and bolts just like our team
is made of humans and robots
nature and technology working together
you still owe me a new media player
finally the source of the energy signal
how could this have escaped my detection
for so many years
make megatron will be so surprised
hello
somebody there
um
it's as though
humans are forever at w*r with nature
beauty literally falls from the sky and
they immediately rush to spoil it with
their machines
they won't rest until all of nature's
beauty is have you even heard a word i
said
jump
jump
yes
bumblebee
is your commitment to all these
electronic devices really necessary i
hate to break it to you proud
but you are one of these electronic
devices
hey what'd you do that for
i was on level 230. autobots listen up
teletrain once picking up a strange
cybertronian energy signal coming from
the woods just outside the city
decepticon no it's a non-sentient being
most likely a piece of our ship but i
need someone to track it down and bring
it back to the base before it falls into
the wrong hands
so
i mean as your resident earth expert i
should go along to supervise and help
explain the complexities of nature
well i don't suppose there's any harm in
you going sorry
we are going camping we are going
camping we are going
as in leaving the comfort of
civilization is it no tv no music no
games and then my circuits are gonna fly
from boredom
don't worry bumblebee camping is fun
i'll show you guys the ropes
actually you both could stand to unplug
yourselves for a day or two think of it
as a character builder
you sure you know how to use all this
stuff
what's to know we roast marshmallows
tell ghost stories sing campfire songs
there's more to nature than these odd
human customs and mellow marshes
the roof is so great why don't they pave
the road so people can actually see it
we'll proceed on foot from here
yeah at least i can get this junk out of
me i was feeling kind of bloated
what
you said to pack the bare essentials
since when our surround sound speakers a
strobe light and a handheld media player
bear essentials you should have seen
what i left back at the plant where did
you even find room for all of this junk
i'd
rather not say
ow
nuts and bolts to this
so where do they hide the outlets
for the hundredth time there is no
electricity in the woods fire is what
provides warmth and light
it's also nature's way of cleansing
chainsaws and pavement are much more
effective
now let me borrow your battery for a few
hours
wow
i could use some of that cleansing fire
right now these marshmallows aren't
gonna roast themselves
sorry huh
have you ever actually been camping well
of course i've
seen it
in a movie
maybe
uh-huh
see i don't need to learn any of this
survival stuff i've got you guys to back
me up
you must learn to survive without the
aid of machines
you never know when you won't have them
so want to hear a ghost story
here ghost story i just found batteries
for my media player which one do you
want to watch you don't even have a
screen to project it onto
way ahead of you nature boy
what was hello
monster
ouch
relax bumblebee
what
i've seen enough creature features to
know that every poor sap who gets
suckered into some lame camping trip
winds up getting chased down by a
monster
they're called bears and they're hardly
monsters
i didn't know bears had shovels for
hands i guess i did learn something
camping
first we must determine this creature's
intentions
sorry look out
me
why don't you pick on someone your own
size
okay maybe we're a little unclear on the
concept of your own size
maybe you should stop talking logic to a
creature that has no
the head appears to be made of metal
wrapped in living organisms
i think it might be from cybertron what
makes you say that
call it a hunch
so much for that piece of our spaceship
theory how do we stop it just like any
other opponent search for its weakness
still searching i take it
we just need to formulate a plan
how's this floor plan one
hello
i think we've lost
it what did i tell you about camping
monsters
tv is always right
so wait monsters are real twitter body's
such a liar
it's not a monster you said yourself
it's cybertronian
you got anything that ugly back on
cybertron
yeah but bulkhead's back at the plant
let's focus please
and stick to the facts we know it's made
of non-sentient metal coupled with
living organisms and gives off a
cybertronian energy signal
space barnacles barnacles you mean those
gross things that attach to boats
only when space barnacles attach to a
ship they drain its energy and act like
a computer virus
they must have picked up residual
cybertronian energy before we crashed on
earth
that would explain the signal prime was
picking up
so why not just burn them off like we
used to do with the barnacles on our
ship these seem more powerful they
weren't draining energy from those
construction machines
they were controlling them something on
earth must have mutated them
probably all this fresh air given the
bright lights big city
and they could end up taking over every
machine in detroit or have you forgotten
how quickly space barnacles can multiply
so
we have to go back and find that thing
oh great just when we got done running
away from it
what is this place
i think it's one of my dad's mining
sites he's always got people digging
here who knows what he's looking for
my key is picking up a signal
must be residual energy the creature has
clearly been here i think it went inside
for dessert
just be careful
and whatever you do don't let the
barnacles touch you or you'll be dessert
too
stay back
attention barnacle monster
come out with your hands over here
well you don't have a head but you get
the idea
do you mind
what i'm just trying to break the
tension
do you mind that wasn't me
we need to find another way out
looks like all those hours playing
medieval maze monsters are about to pay
off
the sun rises in the east so the maze
never starts sideways
they always make two rides
but skip every other turn and that
should take us right back where we
started
let's turn up the heat on these
barnacles
uh
this sure beats roasting swamp melos
that's marshmallows
one order of fried space barnacles
coming up
make that poached space barnacles
look where nature got you
barnacles
luckily we can depend on good old mother
technology right pal
run
don't worry sorry if anyone can fight
the control of those space barnacles
it's proud
come on proud you're not gonna let a
bunch of wimpy little space barnacles
control you are you
maybe the key will heal them
or maybe the key will get infected with
space barnacles too
we need to do like he said and run
or better yet dryer
quick
bad idea
okay we just have to go back to town and
get prime and ratchet they'll know how
to fix prowl
and the best part
we finally get out of this stupid nature
but won't prowl follow us and spread
space barnacles all over detroit
it's not fair why do you have to be so
right all the time
we need to go back to the mine
which way is that
i don't know don't you have some kind of
navigation drive yeah
for roads
sorry
your tire tracks
so i messed up the pretty white woods
you sound just like brow
no we can follow them back to the mine
and lure prowl into it then we'll see
him inside
right then we can go get the others and
finally get out of this nightmare
boy come and get some nice tasty
autobots
hey
what's up are you on here
he's following us isn't he
those barnacles must have drained all
your ninjabot smarts because you fell
right into our trap
uh bumblebee i think you're supposed to
do that from the outside
what
remember that plan you had before you
mean the one that goes
we need to burn off those barnacles
look for a tree i can light on fire with
my stingers bumblebee trees don't grow
underground we're in the middle of a
mine
correction we're at the end of a mine
this bot is not gonna be a barnacle's
breakfast
i really hope he doesn't remember that
when he turns back to normal
there must be something we can use to
burn those barnacles off him
yes
fire space parasites
water i thought this thing said fire
hose
oh
right
fire hose
that's it
we hook up the hose to the hot water
line if i can boost this things power
with my key it'll heat the water enough
to scorch those bugs off prowl
come on
light up you stupid
bumblebee zap this
think of it as a character builder
thanks a lot guys
what you can bring in autobot back to
life but you can't light a fire
stupid key
ah
kids
why are you all wet
and then they were back to normal like
nothing ever happened meanwhile i'm
stuck riding home with no dry clothes
and an autobot whose car mode doesn't
have a heater
you showed a lot of courage and
ingenuity sorry
and hopefully you'll stop
backfiring soon hello it's called
sneezing
i don't even want to know what that's
called we owe you a tremendous debt of
gratitude can you owe me a new media
player or did you think i forgot
oh have you learned nothing from your
time in the woods yeah i learned we
should pave it over as soon as we get
the chance
surely you don't blame all of nature for
a few space barnacles you don't see my
game player turning everyone into
zombies do you
actually guys that creature was made of
barnacles and bolts just like our team
is made of humans and robots
nature and technology working together
you still owe me a new media player
finally the source of the energy signal
how could this have escaped my detection
for so many years
make megatron will be so surprised
hello