03x18 - 03x19 - iPsycho
Posted: 06/07/10 07:41
Little mayyyyyo...
Some mustarrrrrd...
Some turkey breastess, Slice of tomato, A little iceberg
Off the port bow.
Back off, jerk.
Carly, where's the fly-swatter?
I threw it away.
Why?
'cause it's not nice
To k*ll things.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
I'm gonna k*ll you so hard.
What are you doing?
Nothing!
Just readin' the bible.
This pharaoh guy's
Really givin' moses a hard time.
You wanna rest there
For a minute, mister fly?
Okay, that's cool.
That's a comfy countertop, isn't it?
Don't mind me.
I'm not gonna k*ll you
With an umbrella or anything.
It's just that today's
Weather forecast
Calls for death.
Ah, dang it!
You made me break
The countertop.
What happened?
What was that noise?
I don't know.
I was reading this bible.
This is a mexican cookbook.
We can still learn from it.
How'd the counter get broken?
Some lady came and...
Flies like to die.
Hello. Can I in?
Okay, thanks.
Freddie.
Hey, what's up?
Guess what's in this box?
Donuts.
No.
Muffins.
No.
Corn dogs.
No.
Chocolate.
No, it's not food.
Then who cares?
What's in the box?
Oh, just some photos.
Of donuts?
No!
Me.
What?
It's just a funny pose.
It's a natural pose.
Of course, it is.
I do this all the time.
Don't you, carls?
Totally.
I find it both natural
And not-stupid looking.
Say girls, how do your chins feel?
Mine's warm.
Mine's firm.
All right, enough.
Why do you have
A billion pictures of yourself?
Just a thousand...
And they're for me to autograph
At webicon.
Your mom's gonna let you
Come with me and sam?
My mom
Doesn't control me anymore.
Did she say you have to sit
By the emergency exit
On the train?
Yes.
And text message her
Five times a day?
No.
Six?
Maybe.
You know, I read that this year's webicon
Is gonna be twice
As big as last year's.
Another reason
I don't wanna go.
Oh, come on!
Everyone who's anyone
On the web is gonna be there.
Yeah but most of 'em
Are nerds and losers
And stubrags.
It's like
A benson family reunion.
You know, I'd be more offended
If I knew what a stubrag was.
She stuck her tongue in my ear!
Yeah, lucky you.
Aw, man!
I thought I k*lled you!
Spencer...
He's a fly.
Why shouldn't I try to...
It's on your...
I know.
Got him.
You didn't get him.
Oh no? Well look at...
Stubrag!
<i>in 5, 4, 3, 2...</i>
Whatcha doin'?
Checking the icarly email.
Anything good?
Yeah, here's a fun one.
"hey, guys.
"i love watching icarly, "but my mom says sam
Is a bad role model."
Smart mom.
I know, right?
Hey, toss me my red thumb drive.
Thanks.
What are you doin'?
Pre-packing for webicon.
Don't you guys love
How travel-size bottles
Make you feel like a wiant?
Grrrr! Shampoo!
Grrrr! Mouthwash! Grrrrr!
Yeah, add that to the list.
Of what?
Reasons why you don't have
A lot of friends.
Oh, here's a v-mail
From a fan.
Play it.
How do I put it up
On the monitor?
Command-j.
Command-j.
Hello, icarly.
I mean, I doubt
You're really watching this
'cause you guys probably
Get a ga'jillion emails a day.
But if you are seeing this...
Icarly is my life.
I see a girlfriend
For freddie.
My name is nora dershlit.
Dershlit.
It's not funny.
Okay.
This friday is my 16th birthday.
And I heard that icarly's
Gonna be at webicon
This weekend, which is only 15 minutes
From my house, so I was wondering if you guys
Would come to my
Sweet 16 birthday party.
Will you delete this?
Don't be mean. Watch.
Last year when I turned 15, I had a party
But nobody showed up.
Anyways, I was thinking
If the icarly g*ng
Comes to my party, maybe other kids would come
Since you guys are all cool
And popular.
This is so sad.
Should we go?
Yeah.
What?
I don't wanna go
To nora dershlit's
Lame birthday party.
That girl has a sad life.
So does freddie.
We can't fix the world.
It could be
A really fun party.
There's gonna be games...
Gross.
And karaoke...
Lame.
And a clown...
And a big
Chocolate fountain.
I say we go.
Aren't there professionals
That fix countertops?
Uh, excuse me, I'm a sculptor.
I think I can fix
A little broken countertop.
Ow, owie!
Just call a dude.
I am a dude.
A real dude.
Dude.
Hey. Sam's mom here yet?
Nah, they're late
'cause she was bleaching
Her mustache.
Sam's gonna text me
When they drive up.
Are you sure
You don't wanna come to webicon
With us?
You know, I so would, but I so don't want to.
Hey look.
I typed up a complete itinerary
For our whole trip.
You're so your mother.
Don't be vicious. Okay.
The train gets into olympia
At 7:07.
We take a cab to nora's house, arriving there by 7:26, party 'till 7:45, then cab it back to the hotel
Getting there by 8:05, then we check in to our...
When do we go
To the bathroom?
That is up to your bladder.
Do girls have bladders?
No, we store pee in our feet.
Don't joke about urine!
Sorry.
Sam's here.
To webicon! All right.
Gibster.
What up, little weirdo?
Not much. Carly here?
Nah, she just left
With freddie and sam
For webicon.
You can catch 'em
If you hurry down...
No.
I don't need to catch 'em.
I just wanted
To return this sleeping bag.
I don't need it anymore.
You should probably wash that.
Don't you need that for camp?
No.
I just found out
I'm too old for camp.
Too old?
Yeah, once you turn 15, they won't let you go anymore.
Well, I know how you feel.
I remember when they said
I wasn't allowed to go
To camp anymore.
'cause you were too old?
No.
So, if you can't go to camp, what are you gonna do?
I don't know.
Sit home. Take a bath.
Watch reruns
Of different strokes.
Hey.
How would you like to go to camp
Right here in this apartment?
Whatchoo talkin'
'bout spencer?
I'm gonna call your mom
And tell her you can come
To camp spencer, right here
For the next few days.
What do you say to that?
I say dy-no-mite!
You watch a lot
Of classic tv.
What do you mean?
Well.
Looks like a rockin'
Sweet 16 party.
Can you improve
Your attitude?
Maybe...With some kind
Of medication
My mom can't afford.
No way! Icarly!
Happy birthday.
Hey.
Feliz navidad.
I can't believe you guys
Really came.
I'm nora.
Hi. I'm carly, and this is...
Chuh!
I know who you guys are!
Enter! Enter!
Thanks.
You can put
Your bags there.
Here, okay.
Oh,all right.
Hi.
Hi.
So, where's everybody else?
I don't know.
I told everyone at my school
And local youth group
That I invited the icarly kids, but I guess they didn't think
You'd really come.
Well, maybe some of them
Will show up soon.
I don't know.
Anyway.
So, I see the clown's here.
Yay, a clown.
He's 87 years old
And his name is cramps.
Hey cramps, what's up?
Cramps. 'sup?
Oh, and here.
I'll put on some music.
Here's a tasty tape.
Tape?
Oh... No...
Dance me.
Come in!
Hello fellow camper!
Oh hey, gib.
Where's your mom?
She dropped me off.
She didn't want to come up
And see me?
Nope.
Okay. Whoa, nice lanyard.
Thanks.
I made it at camp last year.
Shut up!
True chiz!
Awesome.
So what's our first
Camp activity?
I was gonna plan
Some stuff, but then I got stuck working
On this countertop all day
And it's still not fixed.
No problem.
Let's fix
The countertop together, then start camp.
Who's awesome?
Gibbah!
Poor clown.
We got a guy that 1099'd.
Careful going out.
Is cramps gonna be okay?
Maybe.
Uh, probably not.
Oh man.
Well, happy birthday.
Thank you.
Gee, nora.
I'm really sorry
Your clown had an aneurysm.
I'm sorry he had an aneurysm
While I was dancing with him.
This is the saddest thing
I've ever seen.
Poor nora.
What a horrible birthday.
Can we go?
Well, this one said
We were only gonna be here
20 minutes
And it's been an hour.
I wanna go to our hotel, order room service, and get ready
For webicon tomorrow.
It's her birthday
And she's sobbing
Into her fireplace.
Her clown had an aneurysm.
We can't just leave her here
All alone.
I wonder
Where her parents are.
Yo nora, where's your mom and dad?
They took a vacation
To stanker, wyoming.
Wait.
You're their only kid, and it's your 16th birthday...
And they picked this week
To take a trip to stanker?
Well, they got a good deal
On the plane fare.
Usually round-trip tickets
To stanker are 300 bucks.
But they got a super-saver deal
For only 290.
They had to snatch
That opportunity.
If you just heard
A loud cr*ck, that was my heart breaking.
Nora, we're really sorry
That this birthday
Isn't goin' so great.
It's okay.
I've had worse birthdays.
Dude, your parents abandoned you, nobody showed up to your party, and then your clown burped
And had an aneurysm.
No offense, but how could you
Have had a worse birthday?
Alright, I know what we can do.
Go to our hotel
And pretend this never happened?
No.
Nora, you said you told
Every kid you know
We were coming here, but they didn't believe
We'd show up, right?
Okay, so let's do
A little icarly.
Sure.
How are people gonna know
We're on?
We tweet.
No way!
You guys are gonna do
Icarly live from my house?
No.
Yes.
And then people will see
We really are here
And maybe they'll come.
Oh they will!
I just know they will!
This is so exciting!
I swear I could just...
I could just...
Oh, that's bile.
I think I'm gonna boot.
Spence?
I don't mean to be rude, but I've been sittin' here
For two hours doing nothing.
I know. I'm sorry.
You said this would be
Like camp.
How long it's gonna take you
To fix that countertop?
It's done.
It is?
I just applied the lacquer.
Now, I test it by setting
This bottle right here
On the previously broken corner.
Nice work.
Thanks.
Time for camp?
Yep.
I was thinkin' we could start
With...
Maybe you should have waited
Longer for it to dry.
Really?
In 5, 4, 3, 2...
Oh, la la.
Oui, oui.
Okay, we know
This isn't our regular night.
We're irregular.
But don't freak out...
This is still icarly!
Now if you live in olympia...
And go to school at...
Ponderosa high school.
Ponderosa high school...
Then you may know
This chick!
Hello, peers.
I told you guys
Icarly might come.
And that's nora.
And it's her 16th birthday!
Wooo! 16!
Now, if nora invited you
To this wing-ding...
And you wanna meet
Sam, freddie, and me...
Then get your butts
Over here to nora's house.
You can meet my chicken, maurice.
So come on down
To nora's house, people.
Better hurry.
You already missed the clown.
You really gotta take
The whole countertop off?
Yeah, I told you...
I need to set it on its side
So I can epoxy the corner
Back on
And secure it with clamps
'till the epoxy dries.
And then we get to do
Camp stuff?
I promise.
Now c'mon and help me
Lift the counter off.
On "lift."
1, 2, 3, lift.
We did it!
Gibby.
Hi. Hello. Welcome.
Enter. Enter.
Shhhhh, icarly's happening.
And now...
Hey. Cleetus.
You wanna sip a'this here
Rut beer?
Hey.
Well, hello there, young farm girl.
You're a cowboy.
Why, yes'm.
I surely am that.
How much did your
Sports car cost?
Uh, pardon me?
This sports car.
Was he expensive?
Oh, now missy...
Surely you must have taken
A handful of idjit pills, for this here ain't nary
A sports car.
Him's a chicken.
Does he have leather seats?
Uh, no ma'am.
He's made of feathers.
Does he come
With gps navigation?
What the...?!
Now listen here, she-dummy!
This here's the old west.
Ain't no gps nava-m'gation done
Been invented yet!
That's my chicken.
I love that new car smell.
I will thank you kindly
Not to sniff my chicken.
Come on, gib.
Just a few more feet.
Man, it's so heavy.
That's 'cause
It's made of granite.
Solid rock.
Heavy stuff.
Why couldn't we just fix
The old countertop?
Gibby!
Anyway, granite countertops
Are better.
They're real classy.
We never installed
Granite countertops at my camp.
I told you, as soon as we get this fixed, it's camp time.
Yeah, you tell me
A lot of things.
Okay, now, let's gently
Set this countertop
On top of the cabinet.
All right.
Watch your fingers.
Lift it, lift it.
Little more my way, careful.
Okay, back it up, back up.
Right in there, slide it.
Okay.
Perfect.
That's a nice piece.
Thanks.
Now all I gotta do
Is take this drill and...
Don't cry, don't cry, come on.
I just wanna go to camp, man.
Hey guys, having fun.
Yeah.
Totally.
I swear, nora, this may be the best party
Of the year.
Really?
Yeah. Thanks for inviting us.
No... Thank you for coming.
Excuse me.
You guys.
Oh, my gosh.
This is the best night
Of my life.
I bet.
That's really nice.
I'm so excited.
I could...
I could just...
Calm down, it's okay.
No need to vomit.
I'm okay.
I started to vomit
But then I swallowed it.
Hey, nora, you gotta come see this.
Oh, my gosh.
No one's ever asked me
To come see anything before.
Well...
Go see it.
I will. I'm gonna go see it.
C'mon. 1, 2, 3, 4, lift.
All right, to the left.
No, no, no, my left.
What?
The other way.
You said left so i...
We hit the column.
I can fix that.
But it cracked the ceiling.
I know.
With a little spackle
I can just patch...
Yeah. This is just like camp.
Gibby.
See you at school.
Oh, it is so cool
That you got icarly
To come to your party.
Aren't they wonderful?
Yeah.
Hey, next weekend
A bunch of us girls
Are gonna get mani-pedis, you wanna come?
Oh yes.
I'd love to get both a mani
And a pedi with girls.
Okay.
Bye.
Bye.
You rock, nora.
No, we all rock together.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah. Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks for coming.
See you, guys. Bye-bye.
Thanks for coming.
Adios.
Best night ever!
Thank you!
Okay.
You're welcome.
But we're leaving now.
Oh, must you go?
Uh, yeah, we really need
To get to our hotel.
Uh, where's our luggage?
Oh, I put all your bags
Down in the basement
So no one would grope them.
Follow me.
All right.
Who gropes luggage?
Step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step.
This is a yatsabishi 256-track
Audio mixing board.
Cool, why don't you use it
To beam yourself to jupiter?
Is that necessary?
I could'a said uranus.
Why do you have this?
Oh, my dad's
In the jingle business.
Like, you know that fat cake
Commercial where they sing...
♪ I don't need nothin' ♪
♪ but a fat cake ♪
I love that jingle.
Your dad wrote that?
Yep.
Recorded it right in there.
Go take a look.
Okay.
I wanna see.
Really?
Cool.
Whoa, cool.
Nice sound booth.
Beyo.
I'm sorry, carly, I couldn't hear you.
Again, please?
I said why'd you close
The door?
Because I can't let you leave.
Locked.
What do you mean, you can't let us leave?
I mean that tonight
Was the first time in my life
I was ever popular.
You're angels
That were sent to me
To change my life.
I can't let my angels fly away.
Nora, we have to go.
Mmm-no, I can't let
That happen.
Okay, I'm calling spencer.
Looking for these?
Sam, stop.
No!
You've been doing that
For hours.
It's not gonna break.
I gotta get outta here, man.
I feel like I'm back
In juvie.
Good morning, angels.
I trust you all slept well.
No.
We did not sleep well.
Why not?
'cause I had a nightmare
That a psycho monster
Locked me in a cage
And wouldn't let me leave!
Well, that monster
Won't bother you anymore.
You're safely trapped
In my sound booth.
How could she not get
My metaphor?
You better let us outta here
Or I'll smash my way out!
Oh, silly sam.
You can't smash it.
That's maxi-glass.
Maxi-glass?
It's a transparent
Polycarbonate thermoplastic
That's highly resistant to...
Whoa?
You were boring me.
Will you just please
Let us outta here?
Oh no.
Why not?
Because with you
As my friends, I'm finally popular.
I can't go back
To being a lonely nub, with only a chicken to talk to.
Y'know nora, if we don't show up
At webicon this morning, people are gonna know
Something's wrong.
Yeah, and they're gonna come
Lookin' for us.
No.
I contacted webicon
This morning, said I was carly, and canceled your appearance.
What?
Dude!
Nora!
Yeah.
When our families
Don't hear from us, they're gonna call the cops.
Yeah, the cops.
That's right.
Which is why I used
Your cell phone
To text message your families
And tell them
Everything's going just fine.
You did not.
Did too.
Here, I'll read you
Their responses.
Spencer texted back, "coolio. Have fun."
Freddie, your mother
Texted back, "remember to apply
Your ointment."
And sam's mother texted, "i finally popped that thing
On my back."
Wow, she's been squeezin'
That thing since christmas.
Gibby!
Hey, gibby, wake up!
Rise and shine, lil' camper!
Mornin'.
Okay.
So, you wanna hear the schedule
For camp spencer today?
Sure, read it.
Okay.
We're gonna play some kickball, make some lanyards, do some archery, rewire a light fixture, cook some wieners...
You said
Rewire a light fixture.
Yeah. See I need to...
You promised we were done
With the home improvements.
We just have to fix
The stuff we already started.
See, when we knocked
The granite countertop
Into this column, we shorted out this switch
To the light over the island.
See?
But I wanna do camp stuff.
We slept in a tent
Last night.
That's not a tent.
That's a bunch of garbage
And duct tape.
You slept like a bunny.
'cause I was exhausted
From helpin' you
With all your fix-it projects!
Look, we can
Stand around here arguing
About who usfd who
As a day laborer, or we can fix this stuff
And then start
Doing camp activities.
Okay...As long as you promise
That we'll...
I'll be in the garbage tent.
So, which photo of myself
Do you guys think I should use
On my splashface page?
Side-smile, or ponytail?
I dunno, nora.
The one on the left's cute, but the one on the right
Really captures
Your inner insanity.
You really think
This one makes me look cute?
Dude, if I don't get
Some food in the next hour, I'm gonna eat freddie.
Get her some food, nora.
Okay.
I'll get you guys some food, if I can get a little something
From freddie.
What?
A kiss.
No chance.
Yes.
When she opens the door, we can b*at her down
And get outta here.
Um, that room is filled
With microphones, and I don't want
To be beaten down.
So, I'll just kiss freddie
Through the glass.
Not happening.
Then no food for the icarlys.
Just put your lips
On the glass.
Are you serious?
I'm hungry.
Me too, but I'm not gonna just put
My lips up...
Come on.
Oh, no, sam. Oh, come on.
Pucker up.
Come and get it, nora.
Oh I will. I will get it.
No, no, no, no, no.
C'mon. Slide 'em around.
This is so romantic.
All the way.
Gibby.
I'm gettin' it.
Mom, what are you guys
Doin' here?
Your little brother
Misses you.
Oh, you do?
How's camp spencer?
I dunno.
Better than sittin' home, I guess.
Well, can guppy
Stay with you guys, just for tonight?
Mom...
He really wants to play
With you.
Okay.
Yay. You be sweet
And do everything
Your brother says, okay?
Yes, you can take off
Your shirt.
Whip it off, kid.
Bye, boys.
You don't wanna say
Hey to spencer?
No.
Okay, gup.
Go wait over there.
I gotta hit the loo.
Gibby, I found
The measuring tape.
Who was at the door?
And what did they do to you?
Pretty decent chinese food, right?
Yeah.
Sure.
It's all right.
I didn't order anything
With chicken
Out of respect for maurice.
It's pork!
This is so grand.
Just four pals and a chicken...
Hanging...Chewing...Relating...
It's like that.
You've been gnawing
On that duck bone
For 10 minutes.
You're a duck bone.
We've got to get outta here.
But how?
Hey nora...
Yeah, what's up, carls?
Can I please have
Some hot mustard
For my egg roll?
Well, sure.
That's the kinda thing
Friends do for each other
So I'd be happy to.
Thanks.
Let us outta here!
Let us out! Let us out!
Ah! Ah! Release me!
Let us out.
Let us out.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I gave you the hot mustard!
Nice try.
Yeah yeah.
Say guys!
I have some cool stuff
I want to show you all.
Wait here, okay?
Not that you have any choice.
Giggle.
What are you doing?
Pickin' this lock.
With a duck bone?
Yeah, I was chewin' on it
To make the end sharp.
Although I did enjoy the marrow.
I don't think you can pick
A lock with a duck bone.
I've picked locks with less.
We're out!
Run!
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Well, that was a fine
Howdy-do.
I come down here all excited
To show you guys
My richard nixon mask
And my medieval hatchet, and I catch you
Trying to run away.
Oh, I can't stay mad
At you guys.
Sing with me.
♪ one hundred cartons of milk ♪
♪ on the wall ♪
♪ one hundred cartons of milk ♪
♪ you take one down ♪
♪ open the spout ♪
♪ drinkity-drink ♪
♪ till the milk runs out ♪
Sing it.
Here, I'll turn up my volume.
♪ ninety-nine cartons of milk ♪
♪ on the wall ♪
♪ ninety-nine cartons of milk ♪
♪ you take one down ♪
♪ open the spout ♪
♪ drinkity-drink ♪
♪ till the milk runs out ♪
Why did nora leave
The stupid microphone on?
Hey, friends!
Who missed me?
You left the mic on
With the volume up.
Your chicken blew
Our ear drums out!
Sorry, I was upstairs
Microwaving this food pocket.
You know my dad
Wrote their jingle.
Oh, I just b*rned the snot
Outta my mouth!
I forgot, you're supposed
To let a food pocket
Sit for two minutes
Before you eat it.
Nora.
Y'know our friend gibby?
Sure.
I've seen you guys
Humiliate him
On icarly many a'time.
Right, well, uh, see, tomorrow's his birthday, and we promised we'd send him
A special birthday video
From webicon.
We did?
Yes we did.
So, would it be okay
If we made a video
And sent it to him?
All right.
You can make a video
But no tricks.
I'll be watching
Your every move.
No tricks.
Where's your camera?
Upstairs.
Freddie left his camera
Upstairs.
Could you get it for us?
Okay. Back in a blintz.
Ah! Still hot! Man!
Jim gaffigan was right!
My palate is blistering.
Gibby's birthday
Was five months ago.
I know. I have a plan.
That's it, maurice!
When I get outta here
It's you, me, and a bottle of barbecue sauce!
Hey spencer.
Spence?
Where'd he go?
Oh, a note.
"gibby and guppy."
Shirt down.
"went to buy supplies
"to fix kitchen.
"if you want breakfast, "there's food pockets
"in the freezer.
"after you microwave them, "be sure to wait two minutes
"before eating.
I cannot stress that enough."
Okay, gup...
You get the food pockets
Out of the freezer, I'm gonna check my email.
Hey! Happy birthday message
From carly, sam, and freddie!
Nice.
Wait, it's not my birthday.
Happy birthday gibby!
Sorry we can't be with you
On your special day.
But at least you got
To spend the 4th of july
With us.
Yeah, we're always together
Every 4th of july.
Every fourth.
Word!
Every fourth.
Word!
And now, here's our birthday message
To you...
Which starts now.
Have the greatest birthday.
Go crazy.
Kiss your pretty girl.
Sorry, we're still trapped
At webicon.
Forgive us.
Have fun.
And please make sure
You save some cake for us.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
You know
It's not my birthday.
There's somethin' suspicious
Goin' on.
Every fourth.
Word.
Every fourth.
Word.
Every fourth. Word.
Every fourth. Word.
Okay, sam, your turn.
Give me a noun.
Blood.
Okay.
Now freddie, you supply an adjective.
Psychotic.
Oh, good one.
And carly, a verb.
Choke.
Well, you've already used
Choke three times, but okay.
Oh, mad libs are endless fun.
Oh man.
Gup, check out what it says
If I play every fourth word.
The...
Crazy...
Girl...
Trapped...
Us...
Please...
Save...
Us.
"the crazy girl trapped us, please save us."
We gotta catch a train
To olympia!
Happy birthday.
C'mon!
Okay, just stay back
And let me do the talkin'.
Happy birthday!
Dude, you know
It's not my birthday.
They just sent me that message
To let me know that...
May I help you?
Yeah. My name is gibby.
Oh yes.
I recognize you
From your appearances
On icarly.
Thanks.
The show's a lotta fun.
Anyway, I was wonderin'.
Do you have carly, sam, and freddie trapped here?
No. Good day.
Wait.
Are you sure they're not here?
Yes.
There's no one in my basement.
I didn't say anything
About your basement.
No one sees the wizard.
Okay. No problem.
I'll just...Go away.
Get outta my house!
Where are my friends?!
Happy birthday!
Why is nora screaming?
Where are my friends?!
Is that gibby?!
Gibby! Gibby!
Gibby! Gibby! Gibby!
Gibby! Gibby!
Go gibby!
Gibby! Gibby! Gibby!
It is gibby!
Get her, gib!
Kick her butt, gibby!
Gibby!
Gibby, come on gibby.
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Punchy freak!
Kick her butt, gibby.
Help me, maurice!!
Come on.
Gibby, come on, please.
Get up. Get up, gibby.
Get up, get up, get up.
Get up. Gibby. Come on. Gibby.
Come on, gibby.
Take her down...
That's right. Do it.
Do what she did to you.
Take her down.
You can take her.
Come on. You can do it.
Come on. Yeah. Yeah.
Gibby, come on. Get up.
You can do it. You can do it.
It's guppy.
Why is gibby's little
Brother here?
I dunno!
Guppy... Guppy, come here...
Bring those over here.
Guppy, come here, come here, come here...
On the hole right there.
Come on.
Great job, buddy.
Gibby!
Gibby get up!
It's fine, it's fine.
How'd you get out?!
Come here.
Let me go!
This is not how friends behave!
Oh... Getting... Sleepy...
Feeling...
Good to see ya, gib.
Happy birthday!
Thanks buddy.
Oh, gibby.
You did it.
I can't believe
You were able to...
The champion is gibby.
Now this feels like camp.
See?
Hey, you really did
A nice job
Fixing the countertop.
Easy, sarcastic.
I've already booked a dude
To come fix everything.
Good.
So this nora girl, what she look like?
Here.
Why's she sleeping
On the floor?
She's unconscious.
You did the vulcan
Squeezy thing?
What's that on her stomach?
A chicken.
Maybe we shouldn't have
Called the cops on nora.
She kidnapped us.
But she just wanted friends.
She bought us chinese food.
She'll have plenty
Of friends in prison.
Yeah, but those aren't
Quality friends.
Good idea.
You guys wanna sing a camp song?
Sure.
Yeah, why not?
No.
Oh, I got one!
♪ one hundred cartons of milk ♪
♪ on the wall ♪
♪ one hundred cartons ♪
♪ of milk ♪
♪ you take one down ♪
♪ open the spout ♪
♪ drinkity-drink ♪
Some mustarrrrrd...
Some turkey breastess, Slice of tomato, A little iceberg
Off the port bow.
Back off, jerk.
Carly, where's the fly-swatter?
I threw it away.
Why?
'cause it's not nice
To k*ll things.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
I'm gonna k*ll you so hard.
What are you doing?
Nothing!
Just readin' the bible.
This pharaoh guy's
Really givin' moses a hard time.
You wanna rest there
For a minute, mister fly?
Okay, that's cool.
That's a comfy countertop, isn't it?
Don't mind me.
I'm not gonna k*ll you
With an umbrella or anything.
It's just that today's
Weather forecast
Calls for death.
Ah, dang it!
You made me break
The countertop.
What happened?
What was that noise?
I don't know.
I was reading this bible.
This is a mexican cookbook.
We can still learn from it.
How'd the counter get broken?
Some lady came and...
Flies like to die.
Hello. Can I in?
Okay, thanks.
Freddie.
Hey, what's up?
Guess what's in this box?
Donuts.
No.
Muffins.
No.
Corn dogs.
No.
Chocolate.
No, it's not food.
Then who cares?
What's in the box?
Oh, just some photos.
Of donuts?
No!
Me.
What?
It's just a funny pose.
It's a natural pose.
Of course, it is.
I do this all the time.
Don't you, carls?
Totally.
I find it both natural
And not-stupid looking.
Say girls, how do your chins feel?
Mine's warm.
Mine's firm.
All right, enough.
Why do you have
A billion pictures of yourself?
Just a thousand...
And they're for me to autograph
At webicon.
Your mom's gonna let you
Come with me and sam?
My mom
Doesn't control me anymore.
Did she say you have to sit
By the emergency exit
On the train?
Yes.
And text message her
Five times a day?
No.
Six?
Maybe.
You know, I read that this year's webicon
Is gonna be twice
As big as last year's.
Another reason
I don't wanna go.
Oh, come on!
Everyone who's anyone
On the web is gonna be there.
Yeah but most of 'em
Are nerds and losers
And stubrags.
It's like
A benson family reunion.
You know, I'd be more offended
If I knew what a stubrag was.
She stuck her tongue in my ear!
Yeah, lucky you.
Aw, man!
I thought I k*lled you!
Spencer...
He's a fly.
Why shouldn't I try to...
It's on your...
I know.
Got him.
You didn't get him.
Oh no? Well look at...
Stubrag!
<i>in 5, 4, 3, 2...</i>
Whatcha doin'?
Checking the icarly email.
Anything good?
Yeah, here's a fun one.
"hey, guys.
"i love watching icarly, "but my mom says sam
Is a bad role model."
Smart mom.
I know, right?
Hey, toss me my red thumb drive.
Thanks.
What are you doin'?
Pre-packing for webicon.
Don't you guys love
How travel-size bottles
Make you feel like a wiant?
Grrrr! Shampoo!
Grrrr! Mouthwash! Grrrrr!
Yeah, add that to the list.
Of what?
Reasons why you don't have
A lot of friends.
Oh, here's a v-mail
From a fan.
Play it.
How do I put it up
On the monitor?
Command-j.
Command-j.
Hello, icarly.
I mean, I doubt
You're really watching this
'cause you guys probably
Get a ga'jillion emails a day.
But if you are seeing this...
Icarly is my life.
I see a girlfriend
For freddie.
My name is nora dershlit.
Dershlit.
It's not funny.
Okay.
This friday is my 16th birthday.
And I heard that icarly's
Gonna be at webicon
This weekend, which is only 15 minutes
From my house, so I was wondering if you guys
Would come to my
Sweet 16 birthday party.
Will you delete this?
Don't be mean. Watch.
Last year when I turned 15, I had a party
But nobody showed up.
Anyways, I was thinking
If the icarly g*ng
Comes to my party, maybe other kids would come
Since you guys are all cool
And popular.
This is so sad.
Should we go?
Yeah.
What?
I don't wanna go
To nora dershlit's
Lame birthday party.
That girl has a sad life.
So does freddie.
We can't fix the world.
It could be
A really fun party.
There's gonna be games...
Gross.
And karaoke...
Lame.
And a clown...
And a big
Chocolate fountain.
I say we go.
Aren't there professionals
That fix countertops?
Uh, excuse me, I'm a sculptor.
I think I can fix
A little broken countertop.
Ow, owie!
Just call a dude.
I am a dude.
A real dude.
Dude.
Hey. Sam's mom here yet?
Nah, they're late
'cause she was bleaching
Her mustache.
Sam's gonna text me
When they drive up.
Are you sure
You don't wanna come to webicon
With us?
You know, I so would, but I so don't want to.
Hey look.
I typed up a complete itinerary
For our whole trip.
You're so your mother.
Don't be vicious. Okay.
The train gets into olympia
At 7:07.
We take a cab to nora's house, arriving there by 7:26, party 'till 7:45, then cab it back to the hotel
Getting there by 8:05, then we check in to our...
When do we go
To the bathroom?
That is up to your bladder.
Do girls have bladders?
No, we store pee in our feet.
Don't joke about urine!
Sorry.
Sam's here.
To webicon! All right.
Gibster.
What up, little weirdo?
Not much. Carly here?
Nah, she just left
With freddie and sam
For webicon.
You can catch 'em
If you hurry down...
No.
I don't need to catch 'em.
I just wanted
To return this sleeping bag.
I don't need it anymore.
You should probably wash that.
Don't you need that for camp?
No.
I just found out
I'm too old for camp.
Too old?
Yeah, once you turn 15, they won't let you go anymore.
Well, I know how you feel.
I remember when they said
I wasn't allowed to go
To camp anymore.
'cause you were too old?
No.
So, if you can't go to camp, what are you gonna do?
I don't know.
Sit home. Take a bath.
Watch reruns
Of different strokes.
Hey.
How would you like to go to camp
Right here in this apartment?
Whatchoo talkin'
'bout spencer?
I'm gonna call your mom
And tell her you can come
To camp spencer, right here
For the next few days.
What do you say to that?
I say dy-no-mite!
You watch a lot
Of classic tv.
What do you mean?
Well.
Looks like a rockin'
Sweet 16 party.
Can you improve
Your attitude?
Maybe...With some kind
Of medication
My mom can't afford.
No way! Icarly!
Happy birthday.
Hey.
Feliz navidad.
I can't believe you guys
Really came.
I'm nora.
Hi. I'm carly, and this is...
Chuh!
I know who you guys are!
Enter! Enter!
Thanks.
You can put
Your bags there.
Here, okay.
Oh,all right.
Hi.
Hi.
So, where's everybody else?
I don't know.
I told everyone at my school
And local youth group
That I invited the icarly kids, but I guess they didn't think
You'd really come.
Well, maybe some of them
Will show up soon.
I don't know.
Anyway.
So, I see the clown's here.
Yay, a clown.
He's 87 years old
And his name is cramps.
Hey cramps, what's up?
Cramps. 'sup?
Oh, and here.
I'll put on some music.
Here's a tasty tape.
Tape?
Oh... No...
Dance me.
Come in!
Hello fellow camper!
Oh hey, gib.
Where's your mom?
She dropped me off.
She didn't want to come up
And see me?
Nope.
Okay. Whoa, nice lanyard.
Thanks.
I made it at camp last year.
Shut up!
True chiz!
Awesome.
So what's our first
Camp activity?
I was gonna plan
Some stuff, but then I got stuck working
On this countertop all day
And it's still not fixed.
No problem.
Let's fix
The countertop together, then start camp.
Who's awesome?
Gibbah!
Poor clown.
We got a guy that 1099'd.
Careful going out.
Is cramps gonna be okay?
Maybe.
Uh, probably not.
Oh man.
Well, happy birthday.
Thank you.
Gee, nora.
I'm really sorry
Your clown had an aneurysm.
I'm sorry he had an aneurysm
While I was dancing with him.
This is the saddest thing
I've ever seen.
Poor nora.
What a horrible birthday.
Can we go?
Well, this one said
We were only gonna be here
20 minutes
And it's been an hour.
I wanna go to our hotel, order room service, and get ready
For webicon tomorrow.
It's her birthday
And she's sobbing
Into her fireplace.
Her clown had an aneurysm.
We can't just leave her here
All alone.
I wonder
Where her parents are.
Yo nora, where's your mom and dad?
They took a vacation
To stanker, wyoming.
Wait.
You're their only kid, and it's your 16th birthday...
And they picked this week
To take a trip to stanker?
Well, they got a good deal
On the plane fare.
Usually round-trip tickets
To stanker are 300 bucks.
But they got a super-saver deal
For only 290.
They had to snatch
That opportunity.
If you just heard
A loud cr*ck, that was my heart breaking.
Nora, we're really sorry
That this birthday
Isn't goin' so great.
It's okay.
I've had worse birthdays.
Dude, your parents abandoned you, nobody showed up to your party, and then your clown burped
And had an aneurysm.
No offense, but how could you
Have had a worse birthday?
Alright, I know what we can do.
Go to our hotel
And pretend this never happened?
No.
Nora, you said you told
Every kid you know
We were coming here, but they didn't believe
We'd show up, right?
Okay, so let's do
A little icarly.
Sure.
How are people gonna know
We're on?
We tweet.
No way!
You guys are gonna do
Icarly live from my house?
No.
Yes.
And then people will see
We really are here
And maybe they'll come.
Oh they will!
I just know they will!
This is so exciting!
I swear I could just...
I could just...
Oh, that's bile.
I think I'm gonna boot.
Spence?
I don't mean to be rude, but I've been sittin' here
For two hours doing nothing.
I know. I'm sorry.
You said this would be
Like camp.
How long it's gonna take you
To fix that countertop?
It's done.
It is?
I just applied the lacquer.
Now, I test it by setting
This bottle right here
On the previously broken corner.
Nice work.
Thanks.
Time for camp?
Yep.
I was thinkin' we could start
With...
Maybe you should have waited
Longer for it to dry.
Really?
In 5, 4, 3, 2...
Oh, la la.
Oui, oui.
Okay, we know
This isn't our regular night.
We're irregular.
But don't freak out...
This is still icarly!
Now if you live in olympia...
And go to school at...
Ponderosa high school.
Ponderosa high school...
Then you may know
This chick!
Hello, peers.
I told you guys
Icarly might come.
And that's nora.
And it's her 16th birthday!
Wooo! 16!
Now, if nora invited you
To this wing-ding...
And you wanna meet
Sam, freddie, and me...
Then get your butts
Over here to nora's house.
You can meet my chicken, maurice.
So come on down
To nora's house, people.
Better hurry.
You already missed the clown.
You really gotta take
The whole countertop off?
Yeah, I told you...
I need to set it on its side
So I can epoxy the corner
Back on
And secure it with clamps
'till the epoxy dries.
And then we get to do
Camp stuff?
I promise.
Now c'mon and help me
Lift the counter off.
On "lift."
1, 2, 3, lift.
We did it!
Gibby.
Hi. Hello. Welcome.
Enter. Enter.
Shhhhh, icarly's happening.
And now...
Hey. Cleetus.
You wanna sip a'this here
Rut beer?
Hey.
Well, hello there, young farm girl.
You're a cowboy.
Why, yes'm.
I surely am that.
How much did your
Sports car cost?
Uh, pardon me?
This sports car.
Was he expensive?
Oh, now missy...
Surely you must have taken
A handful of idjit pills, for this here ain't nary
A sports car.
Him's a chicken.
Does he have leather seats?
Uh, no ma'am.
He's made of feathers.
Does he come
With gps navigation?
What the...?!
Now listen here, she-dummy!
This here's the old west.
Ain't no gps nava-m'gation done
Been invented yet!
That's my chicken.
I love that new car smell.
I will thank you kindly
Not to sniff my chicken.
Come on, gib.
Just a few more feet.
Man, it's so heavy.
That's 'cause
It's made of granite.
Solid rock.
Heavy stuff.
Why couldn't we just fix
The old countertop?
Gibby!
Anyway, granite countertops
Are better.
They're real classy.
We never installed
Granite countertops at my camp.
I told you, as soon as we get this fixed, it's camp time.
Yeah, you tell me
A lot of things.
Okay, now, let's gently
Set this countertop
On top of the cabinet.
All right.
Watch your fingers.
Lift it, lift it.
Little more my way, careful.
Okay, back it up, back up.
Right in there, slide it.
Okay.
Perfect.
That's a nice piece.
Thanks.
Now all I gotta do
Is take this drill and...
Don't cry, don't cry, come on.
I just wanna go to camp, man.
Hey guys, having fun.
Yeah.
Totally.
I swear, nora, this may be the best party
Of the year.
Really?
Yeah. Thanks for inviting us.
No... Thank you for coming.
Excuse me.
You guys.
Oh, my gosh.
This is the best night
Of my life.
I bet.
That's really nice.
I'm so excited.
I could...
I could just...
Calm down, it's okay.
No need to vomit.
I'm okay.
I started to vomit
But then I swallowed it.
Hey, nora, you gotta come see this.
Oh, my gosh.
No one's ever asked me
To come see anything before.
Well...
Go see it.
I will. I'm gonna go see it.
C'mon. 1, 2, 3, 4, lift.
All right, to the left.
No, no, no, my left.
What?
The other way.
You said left so i...
We hit the column.
I can fix that.
But it cracked the ceiling.
I know.
With a little spackle
I can just patch...
Yeah. This is just like camp.
Gibby.
See you at school.
Oh, it is so cool
That you got icarly
To come to your party.
Aren't they wonderful?
Yeah.
Hey, next weekend
A bunch of us girls
Are gonna get mani-pedis, you wanna come?
Oh yes.
I'd love to get both a mani
And a pedi with girls.
Okay.
Bye.
Bye.
You rock, nora.
No, we all rock together.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah. Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks for coming.
See you, guys. Bye-bye.
Thanks for coming.
Adios.
Best night ever!
Thank you!
Okay.
You're welcome.
But we're leaving now.
Oh, must you go?
Uh, yeah, we really need
To get to our hotel.
Uh, where's our luggage?
Oh, I put all your bags
Down in the basement
So no one would grope them.
Follow me.
All right.
Who gropes luggage?
Step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step.
This is a yatsabishi 256-track
Audio mixing board.
Cool, why don't you use it
To beam yourself to jupiter?
Is that necessary?
I could'a said uranus.
Why do you have this?
Oh, my dad's
In the jingle business.
Like, you know that fat cake
Commercial where they sing...
♪ I don't need nothin' ♪
♪ but a fat cake ♪
I love that jingle.
Your dad wrote that?
Yep.
Recorded it right in there.
Go take a look.
Okay.
I wanna see.
Really?
Cool.
Whoa, cool.
Nice sound booth.
Beyo.
I'm sorry, carly, I couldn't hear you.
Again, please?
I said why'd you close
The door?
Because I can't let you leave.
Locked.
What do you mean, you can't let us leave?
I mean that tonight
Was the first time in my life
I was ever popular.
You're angels
That were sent to me
To change my life.
I can't let my angels fly away.
Nora, we have to go.
Mmm-no, I can't let
That happen.
Okay, I'm calling spencer.
Looking for these?
Sam, stop.
No!
You've been doing that
For hours.
It's not gonna break.
I gotta get outta here, man.
I feel like I'm back
In juvie.
Good morning, angels.
I trust you all slept well.
No.
We did not sleep well.
Why not?
'cause I had a nightmare
That a psycho monster
Locked me in a cage
And wouldn't let me leave!
Well, that monster
Won't bother you anymore.
You're safely trapped
In my sound booth.
How could she not get
My metaphor?
You better let us outta here
Or I'll smash my way out!
Oh, silly sam.
You can't smash it.
That's maxi-glass.
Maxi-glass?
It's a transparent
Polycarbonate thermoplastic
That's highly resistant to...
Whoa?
You were boring me.
Will you just please
Let us outta here?
Oh no.
Why not?
Because with you
As my friends, I'm finally popular.
I can't go back
To being a lonely nub, with only a chicken to talk to.
Y'know nora, if we don't show up
At webicon this morning, people are gonna know
Something's wrong.
Yeah, and they're gonna come
Lookin' for us.
No.
I contacted webicon
This morning, said I was carly, and canceled your appearance.
What?
Dude!
Nora!
Yeah.
When our families
Don't hear from us, they're gonna call the cops.
Yeah, the cops.
That's right.
Which is why I used
Your cell phone
To text message your families
And tell them
Everything's going just fine.
You did not.
Did too.
Here, I'll read you
Their responses.
Spencer texted back, "coolio. Have fun."
Freddie, your mother
Texted back, "remember to apply
Your ointment."
And sam's mother texted, "i finally popped that thing
On my back."
Wow, she's been squeezin'
That thing since christmas.
Gibby!
Hey, gibby, wake up!
Rise and shine, lil' camper!
Mornin'.
Okay.
So, you wanna hear the schedule
For camp spencer today?
Sure, read it.
Okay.
We're gonna play some kickball, make some lanyards, do some archery, rewire a light fixture, cook some wieners...
You said
Rewire a light fixture.
Yeah. See I need to...
You promised we were done
With the home improvements.
We just have to fix
The stuff we already started.
See, when we knocked
The granite countertop
Into this column, we shorted out this switch
To the light over the island.
See?
But I wanna do camp stuff.
We slept in a tent
Last night.
That's not a tent.
That's a bunch of garbage
And duct tape.
You slept like a bunny.
'cause I was exhausted
From helpin' you
With all your fix-it projects!
Look, we can
Stand around here arguing
About who usfd who
As a day laborer, or we can fix this stuff
And then start
Doing camp activities.
Okay...As long as you promise
That we'll...
I'll be in the garbage tent.
So, which photo of myself
Do you guys think I should use
On my splashface page?
Side-smile, or ponytail?
I dunno, nora.
The one on the left's cute, but the one on the right
Really captures
Your inner insanity.
You really think
This one makes me look cute?
Dude, if I don't get
Some food in the next hour, I'm gonna eat freddie.
Get her some food, nora.
Okay.
I'll get you guys some food, if I can get a little something
From freddie.
What?
A kiss.
No chance.
Yes.
When she opens the door, we can b*at her down
And get outta here.
Um, that room is filled
With microphones, and I don't want
To be beaten down.
So, I'll just kiss freddie
Through the glass.
Not happening.
Then no food for the icarlys.
Just put your lips
On the glass.
Are you serious?
I'm hungry.
Me too, but I'm not gonna just put
My lips up...
Come on.
Oh, no, sam. Oh, come on.
Pucker up.
Come and get it, nora.
Oh I will. I will get it.
No, no, no, no, no.
C'mon. Slide 'em around.
This is so romantic.
All the way.
Gibby.
I'm gettin' it.
Mom, what are you guys
Doin' here?
Your little brother
Misses you.
Oh, you do?
How's camp spencer?
I dunno.
Better than sittin' home, I guess.
Well, can guppy
Stay with you guys, just for tonight?
Mom...
He really wants to play
With you.
Okay.
Yay. You be sweet
And do everything
Your brother says, okay?
Yes, you can take off
Your shirt.
Whip it off, kid.
Bye, boys.
You don't wanna say
Hey to spencer?
No.
Okay, gup.
Go wait over there.
I gotta hit the loo.
Gibby, I found
The measuring tape.
Who was at the door?
And what did they do to you?
Pretty decent chinese food, right?
Yeah.
Sure.
It's all right.
I didn't order anything
With chicken
Out of respect for maurice.
It's pork!
This is so grand.
Just four pals and a chicken...
Hanging...Chewing...Relating...
It's like that.
You've been gnawing
On that duck bone
For 10 minutes.
You're a duck bone.
We've got to get outta here.
But how?
Hey nora...
Yeah, what's up, carls?
Can I please have
Some hot mustard
For my egg roll?
Well, sure.
That's the kinda thing
Friends do for each other
So I'd be happy to.
Thanks.
Let us outta here!
Let us out! Let us out!
Ah! Ah! Release me!
Let us out.
Let us out.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I gave you the hot mustard!
Nice try.
Yeah yeah.
Say guys!
I have some cool stuff
I want to show you all.
Wait here, okay?
Not that you have any choice.
Giggle.
What are you doing?
Pickin' this lock.
With a duck bone?
Yeah, I was chewin' on it
To make the end sharp.
Although I did enjoy the marrow.
I don't think you can pick
A lock with a duck bone.
I've picked locks with less.
We're out!
Run!
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Well, that was a fine
Howdy-do.
I come down here all excited
To show you guys
My richard nixon mask
And my medieval hatchet, and I catch you
Trying to run away.
Oh, I can't stay mad
At you guys.
Sing with me.
♪ one hundred cartons of milk ♪
♪ on the wall ♪
♪ one hundred cartons of milk ♪
♪ you take one down ♪
♪ open the spout ♪
♪ drinkity-drink ♪
♪ till the milk runs out ♪
Sing it.
Here, I'll turn up my volume.
♪ ninety-nine cartons of milk ♪
♪ on the wall ♪
♪ ninety-nine cartons of milk ♪
♪ you take one down ♪
♪ open the spout ♪
♪ drinkity-drink ♪
♪ till the milk runs out ♪
Why did nora leave
The stupid microphone on?
Hey, friends!
Who missed me?
You left the mic on
With the volume up.
Your chicken blew
Our ear drums out!
Sorry, I was upstairs
Microwaving this food pocket.
You know my dad
Wrote their jingle.
Oh, I just b*rned the snot
Outta my mouth!
I forgot, you're supposed
To let a food pocket
Sit for two minutes
Before you eat it.
Nora.
Y'know our friend gibby?
Sure.
I've seen you guys
Humiliate him
On icarly many a'time.
Right, well, uh, see, tomorrow's his birthday, and we promised we'd send him
A special birthday video
From webicon.
We did?
Yes we did.
So, would it be okay
If we made a video
And sent it to him?
All right.
You can make a video
But no tricks.
I'll be watching
Your every move.
No tricks.
Where's your camera?
Upstairs.
Freddie left his camera
Upstairs.
Could you get it for us?
Okay. Back in a blintz.
Ah! Still hot! Man!
Jim gaffigan was right!
My palate is blistering.
Gibby's birthday
Was five months ago.
I know. I have a plan.
That's it, maurice!
When I get outta here
It's you, me, and a bottle of barbecue sauce!
Hey spencer.
Spence?
Where'd he go?
Oh, a note.
"gibby and guppy."
Shirt down.
"went to buy supplies
"to fix kitchen.
"if you want breakfast, "there's food pockets
"in the freezer.
"after you microwave them, "be sure to wait two minutes
"before eating.
I cannot stress that enough."
Okay, gup...
You get the food pockets
Out of the freezer, I'm gonna check my email.
Hey! Happy birthday message
From carly, sam, and freddie!
Nice.
Wait, it's not my birthday.
Happy birthday gibby!
Sorry we can't be with you
On your special day.
But at least you got
To spend the 4th of july
With us.
Yeah, we're always together
Every 4th of july.
Every fourth.
Word!
Every fourth.
Word!
And now, here's our birthday message
To you...
Which starts now.
Have the greatest birthday.
Go crazy.
Kiss your pretty girl.
Sorry, we're still trapped
At webicon.
Forgive us.
Have fun.
And please make sure
You save some cake for us.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
You know
It's not my birthday.
There's somethin' suspicious
Goin' on.
Every fourth.
Word.
Every fourth.
Word.
Every fourth. Word.
Every fourth. Word.
Okay, sam, your turn.
Give me a noun.
Blood.
Okay.
Now freddie, you supply an adjective.
Psychotic.
Oh, good one.
And carly, a verb.
Choke.
Well, you've already used
Choke three times, but okay.
Oh, mad libs are endless fun.
Oh man.
Gup, check out what it says
If I play every fourth word.
The...
Crazy...
Girl...
Trapped...
Us...
Please...
Save...
Us.
"the crazy girl trapped us, please save us."
We gotta catch a train
To olympia!
Happy birthday.
C'mon!
Okay, just stay back
And let me do the talkin'.
Happy birthday!
Dude, you know
It's not my birthday.
They just sent me that message
To let me know that...
May I help you?
Yeah. My name is gibby.
Oh yes.
I recognize you
From your appearances
On icarly.
Thanks.
The show's a lotta fun.
Anyway, I was wonderin'.
Do you have carly, sam, and freddie trapped here?
No. Good day.
Wait.
Are you sure they're not here?
Yes.
There's no one in my basement.
I didn't say anything
About your basement.
No one sees the wizard.
Okay. No problem.
I'll just...Go away.
Get outta my house!
Where are my friends?!
Happy birthday!
Why is nora screaming?
Where are my friends?!
Is that gibby?!
Gibby! Gibby!
Gibby! Gibby! Gibby!
Gibby! Gibby!
Go gibby!
Gibby! Gibby! Gibby!
It is gibby!
Get her, gib!
Kick her butt, gibby!
Gibby!
Gibby, come on gibby.
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Punchy freak!
Kick her butt, gibby.
Help me, maurice!!
Come on.
Gibby, come on, please.
Get up. Get up, gibby.
Get up, get up, get up.
Get up. Gibby. Come on. Gibby.
Come on, gibby.
Take her down...
That's right. Do it.
Do what she did to you.
Take her down.
You can take her.
Come on. You can do it.
Come on. Yeah. Yeah.
Gibby, come on. Get up.
You can do it. You can do it.
It's guppy.
Why is gibby's little
Brother here?
I dunno!
Guppy... Guppy, come here...
Bring those over here.
Guppy, come here, come here, come here...
On the hole right there.
Come on.
Great job, buddy.
Gibby!
Gibby get up!
It's fine, it's fine.
How'd you get out?!
Come here.
Let me go!
This is not how friends behave!
Oh... Getting... Sleepy...
Feeling...
Good to see ya, gib.
Happy birthday!
Thanks buddy.
Oh, gibby.
You did it.
I can't believe
You were able to...
The champion is gibby.
Now this feels like camp.
See?
Hey, you really did
A nice job
Fixing the countertop.
Easy, sarcastic.
I've already booked a dude
To come fix everything.
Good.
So this nora girl, what she look like?
Here.
Why's she sleeping
On the floor?
She's unconscious.
You did the vulcan
Squeezy thing?
What's that on her stomach?
A chicken.
Maybe we shouldn't have
Called the cops on nora.
She kidnapped us.
But she just wanted friends.
She bought us chinese food.
She'll have plenty
Of friends in prison.
Yeah, but those aren't
Quality friends.
Good idea.
You guys wanna sing a camp song?
Sure.
Yeah, why not?
No.
Oh, I got one!
♪ one hundred cartons of milk ♪
♪ on the wall ♪
♪ one hundred cartons ♪
♪ of milk ♪
♪ you take one down ♪
♪ open the spout ♪
♪ drinkity-drink ♪