04X04 - Three Girls and a Moose

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"Tinkle-Aid"...

Perfect.

Thanks for all your help, Burf.

Sure thing.

I think you're awesome.

Tinkle-Aid?

Uh-huh.

Well, I don't know what it is, but I'm interested.

It's a benefit show that Andre and Beck and I are doing at Karaoke-Dokie.

Ooh.

We're gonna build a new boys' bathroom here at school.

Oh yeah, the girls have three bathrooms, and we only have two.

Which is not fair.

Yeah! It's time to flush injustice!

Yep, you've got the Tinkle-Aid spirit.

Good luck Rob.

I think you're awesome.

Support Tinkle-Aid!

Support Tinkle-Aid!

Support Tinkle-Aid!

Tinkle-Aid?

Aw Robbie! We told you to call it "guys for equal restrooms."

That's boring.

Well, Tinkle-Aid is gross.

Tinkle-Aid sounds like the world's worst drink.

It's getting us a lot of attention.

Ewe. Gross. Disgusting. Ick. Ugh.

So, this Saturday night I'm gonna be appearing in Tinkle-Aid?

Beck and I did not approve the name.

When my brother was little, he used to have a Tinkle-Ade stand.

It was so cute. He'd sit there all day yelling...

"Tinkle-Ade! Twenty-five cents a cup!"

I...

I hope you mean he had a lemonade stand.

No.

Well, um...

I'm getting kinda hungry. You guys wanna hit up Nozu?

Yeah.

Yeah, let's go.

Oh come on! We always go to Nozu. I want a hamburger.

Yeah, I need some beef and fat.

Ewe.

No.

Come on.

We want Sushi.

No, we've had Sushi three times this week already.

Come on. Let's just go to Karaoke-Dokie and get a burger.

We're going for Sushi.

All right, fine!

Sushi at Nozu!

Hey.

Oh, hey.

What's up, Beck?

Hi.

You wanna come to Nozu with us?

Oh, I can't. My friend Moose just got here from Canada.

You have a friend named Moose?

Yeah... I haven't seen him since Feeferdoon.

What's Feeferdoon?

Oh, in Canada that's what we call kindergarten.

Wow, that's not interesting.

So where's Moose?

On the roof, taking a picture of the Hollywood sign.

Well, we're gonna be at Nozu if you guys wanna come join us later...

Oh, here he comes.

Oh, hey all.

'Sup?

Hey. Hi.

Well, look at you.

Guys, this is my friend Moose.

Yeah, we know.

From fluff er-noogit.

It's Feeferdoon.

He sure is.

Uh, Moose, we were all about to go grab some...

Sushi, if you wanna come.

Um, I'm not into eating raw fish. I'm more of a burger and fries guy.

Ooh, a burger sounds great.

Yes!

So great.

Let's go get burgers.

We can go to Karaoke-Dokie.

Yay, beef and fat!

I'll drive.

Come on, Moose.

Wow!

Here I am once again.

Feeling lost but now and then.

I breathe it in to let it go.

And you don't know where you are now.

And what it will come to if only somebody could hear.

When you figure out how.

You're lost in the moment.

You disappear.

You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action.

You'll never gonna fade.

You'll be the main attraction.

Not a fantasy.

Just remember me.

When it turns out right.

Because you know that if you live in your imagination.

Tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination.

In my victory.

Just remember me.

When I make it shine.

[ Music ]

Uh, there's no big tables, so let's just take two.

I'll sit at that one over there.

Okay.

I will too.

Robbie, let me sit, let me sit!

Jade, I'm already straddling the chair.

No.

My legs are straddling.

Ah.

Wow, Moose seems like a pretty cool dude.

Yeah. I'm psyched to hang out with him...

At some point when I can actually sit with him.

So there I was, in the shower, just washing myself.

And the name pops into my brain...

Tinkle-Aid.

So you're from Canada, that's so...

Northern and rugged, and...

You smell good.

Thanks.

I love Canada.

Really?

What do you love about it?

Uh...

Hey, what is this, some kind of quiz or something?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

So Saturday at the show, Tori and Jade are gonna sing backup for you?

Mm-hum. Uh, Jade did you get the lyrics I sent?

How much does Moose weigh? Like two-ten? Two-twenty?

I don't know.

I still don't know if she got the lyrics I sent.

So, how long are you gonna be here in Hollywood?

I mean, assuming you don't meet a girl, fall in love, get married and live here forever.

No seriously.

I just want a hamburger.

I love hamburgers.

I see a waiter.

Server! Over here, please.

Over here. Server...

I don't... I don't think he heard me.

So while you're here, what kinda things do you wanna do?

Well, I'm only here 'til Sunday...

Aw.

Boo.

But I was hoping to go see the house where they filmed my favorite scary movie.

Oh, what movie?

The Scissoring.

Ah.

You're a fan of The Scissoring?!

Oh ya.

Ah.

First of all, I love that movie more than I love my mother.

And I know exactly where that house is.

I even know how to sneak in the backyard.

Look at that hand.

You must destroy gloves.

Uh.

Waiter!

My friend Moose wants a hamburger right now!

He's my friend, too!

I remember when he was my friend!

You guys want me to take your order?

Hey.

No, we don't want you.

Go get the ugly waiter.

She's actually a dude.

[ Music ]

Cat... Hey, Cat...

Oh hi.

Hey, I wanted to talk to you about our show on Saturday night.

Uh-huh.

Robbie said he needs you to rehearse his magic act with him tonight.

Huh?

You said you'd be Robbie's magic assistant, right?

Have you seen Moose?

Okay, I hear me talking. How come you don't?

Ooh, here he comes! Pretend like we're talking about something.

We are talking about something, ya crazy red-head.

Hey, Cat.

Oh, Moose, hi.

Who are those flowers for?

You.

Flowers for me?!

Yeah. I got your text that said...

"Hi, Moose, it's Cat. Please bring flowers to me at Hollywood Arts immediately."

Aw, you're such a sweetie!

Come on let's go show Tori and Jade the flowers you brought me and not them.

Hey, I heard my name.

Jade, what are you wearing?

Is that...

Oh yeah.

This is a copy of the costume that Tawny Walker-Black wore in your favorite movie...

The Scissoring.

Whoa.

Uh, look Moose brought me roses.

Did you bring any for Jade?

No? Okay.

So rehearsal. We were thinking we should meet...

We were, uh, thinking we should meet...

We... Goodbye.

And look, these are the actual scissors from the movie.

Oh my God, that is so cool.

I gave her those!

Yeah, and look how Sharp they are.

My Moose flowers!

Moose?

I didn't know you were gonna be here.

I didn't know you're a hockey fan.

Oh yeah, I've been a hockey fan for a long time.

See, my name's on the back.

Ya can't have a shirt like this made overnight.

You can so!

You just go to that all night shirt shop on Western and...

Shut it!

Lookie what I got...

Tickets to tonight's Kings game?

Uh-huh.

Okay, she is not an LA Kings' fan.

She's faking.

Well, I am not faking.

I love hockey.

I've been a Kings fan ever since they picked Anze Kopitar, in the first round of the 2005 NHL draft.

Yeah, that totally turned the team around.

Right around.

Hey, could you believe that triple overtime game last year against Vancouver?

So you like my dress and my scissors from your favorite movie?

Oh my gosh, who wants a hamburger?

Mm, hamburger...

Hey, you wanna see how great our seats are?

We can go look 'em up on my computer.

Uh, sure.

Good.

Oh! Let's go!

Can you believe her, using hockey to try to get Moose to like her?

It's disgusting.

Well, I'm gonna come up with a better plan.

I need bigger hamburgers.

[ Knocking ]

Who is it?

Okay, okay.

I am coming. Calm down.

Where is he?

Hi!

What are you guys... You know... I don't remember saying come in.

Well, I don't remember saying you could hog Moose.

What are you talking about?

Oh well, Moose, my goodness, I certainly do enjoy a fine game of hockey.

Oh, please take me to the hockey game, Moose.

I'm ever so desperate!

I don't talk like that.

Whatever. You have been hogging Moose and you know it.

Moose hogger.

How can I hog a guy if he's not even here?

Then where is he?!

He said he wanted to hang out with Beck.

I bet they're at Karaoke-Dokie right now.

Because that's where the hamburgers are!

Later.

Gator.

Hey, I like your bathroom.

Aw, you do?

Yeah.

You got a great house here.

Well you have a great upper body.

Ha!

Ah!

I knew it!

Oh my God, you were right!

See?!

How did you know Moose was still here?

It was obvious.

When you're home alone, you usually wear your glasses, which you are not.

And...

This is beef jerky...

A boy snack.

Oh, dang it!

And...

I also noticed that extra large dent on the couch cushion that's the same size and shape as Moose's toosh.

It's tush.

Sikowitz says toosh.

That is so dumb!

In Canada, we also say toosh.

Aw, that's so cute.

Oy.

Ugh.

You know, I really should go spend some time with Beck.

Well, he's at Karaoke-Dokie right now.

With hamburgers.

Come on, we'll drive you there.

In a car.

And I will also be in the car.

Oh my God, I am so exhausted, oh.

I am gonna go get in my bed and sleep for at least...

Holy cheese, who's this hunka dude?

This is Moose.

We're taking him to Karaoke-Dokie.

I'm in, let's go.

I got it.

It's my door.

Hey. So this show that you guys are doing tomorrow night...

It's really called Tinkle-Aid?

I'm sad to say it is.

We're raisin' money for our school, Hollywood Arts.

So we can get another guys' bathroom.

I came up with the name Tinkle-Aid.

I was just in the shower, washing and...

Rob, Rob. Can you not see she already walked away?

Well, if I stopped talking every time somebody walked away from me, I'd never have a conversation...

See?

Ooh, there's a perfect table right over there, come on, Moose.

Can we...

Come on, Moose!

Looks like Moose-hogging runs in the family.

Well, look who it is.

The rehearsal skippers.

Ya think of that one in the shower?

No. It was a bubble bath.

The three of you were suppose to be here tonight at seven...

To help us rehearse for Tinkle-Aid.

Oh, big deal, so we missed one rehearsal.

You blew us off last night too...

And today after school...

And tonight.

Well...

We'll meet you guys here tomorrow afternoon before the show.

Yeah, we can rehearse the song...

And your magic act.

Don't worry about it.

We changed the show around.

So we can do it without you.

You don't want me and Jade to sing backup for you?

I did.

You can't do your magic act without an assistant.

Sinjin's gonna help me.

If Sinjin gets sick I'm gonna fill in.

Please wait in the magic cabinet.

We feel really bad that we let you guys down.

So do we.

Well...

Hey...

I don't mean to be rude, but I really should go hang out with Beck.

You should.

We get it.

Thanks.

So could someone get this girl off my back?

No! No, no, I love him! No.

[ Laughter ]

Wait, wait. Are you sure we weren't in first grade together?

Yeah, remember?

You went on to first grade but I got held back because I was lame at finger-painting.

They made you repeat Feeferdoon.

Uh-oh, here comes trouble.

Stop.

I came here to say I'm sorry.

To which one of us?

To both of you.

You, first. Um...

I know how important Tinkle-Aid is to you and Andre and Robbie...

And all the guys at Hollywood Arts.

I know, and so...

I feel awful and embarrassed that I let you guys down.

Okay.

And Moose, I might not be...

Quite as much of a hockey fan as I said I was.

What do you mean?

That...

Before tonight...

I'd never even seen a hockey game.

And, oh my God, I was so confused, why are they so angry at that little pucker?

I'm sorry, my point was... Is...

That I feel like Cat and Jade and I got caught up in...

Competing for you.

Competing for my what?

Your attention.

You're really cute and large and...

We just turned into a bunch of dumb girls, who wanted to be the one that you liked most...

Which I know is so stupid.

Uh, ya.

But you liked me best right?

I mean, not that it matters. But seriously, I won right?

Hey, Vega...

What are you doing here?

Winning!

Oh my God.

Tell her, Moose! Tell her who's number one!

Oh, he can tell me after Moose and I watch this.

What's that?

The Scissoring, Director's cut, with never-before-seen footage, including the scene where Tawny Walker-Black, eats meatloaf made out of her sister.

No way!

Hi.

Why are you here?

And what is that for?

Oh, I was just uh taking a walk...

And uh, cooking some hamburgers...

And, wow, here you all are!

Does anyone like hamburgers?

Okay, I can't take this anymore. Moose...

Which one of these freaks do you like better...

Tori, Cat, or Jade?

Tori.

What?

I heard him say Tori.

Well, he didn't.

All I heard was the sound of my sizzling beef patties.

Well, Moose?

Uh, look...

No offense...

But I like Canadian girls.

Why?

They like hockey...

You know, for real...

They're bigger...

And they're just, less weird than Hollywood girls.

Well...

I wasn't really that interested in you either, so.

Yeah, I was even less interested.

Well, I still want this.

[ Music ]

All right. Let's get this thing going!

Tinkle-Aid!

Yeah!

Is everyone wearing their yellow ribbons?!

Yeah.

You got one.

So first, we're gonna entertain you guys with a song from...

Hold up, wait. Wait, wait... Don't... We're coming to the stage...

Hey, you guys! Uh...

We feel really bad because we were supposed to help these boys with their show tonight...

But we were lame.

Because we spent too much time chasing after a Canadian boy...

Who's insanely cute.

And liked me best, but...

We're here now to say we're sorry to our LA boys.

[ Applause ]

So go sit down. We're gonna sing you a song.

[ Music ]

Driving down Sunset on a Saturday night.

It's getting kinda crazy under the lights.

But we don't care we're passing the time.

Watching those LA boys roll by.

In their tricked out drop tops shiny and new.

A hundred different flavors to vary your view.

There's one for me and there's one for you.

Watching those LA boys roll through.

Looking so hot down in Hollywood.

You know they got, got the goods.

So let's give it up for those LA boys.

Riding the waves up in Malibu.

They really get, get to you.

So let's give it up for those LA boys.

Give it up! Give it up! You don't have no choice!

Give it up! Give it up! For the LA boys.

Put your number in my phone.

Oh, maybe I'll call you, maybe not.

What ya doing all alone?

Come and show me what you...

Got, boy show me what you got, got.

Boy, what you got, boy show me what you...

Got!

Looking so hot down in Hollywood.

You know they got, got the goods.

So let's give it up for those LA boys.

Riding the waves up in Malibu.

They really get, get to you.

So let's give it up for those LA boys.

Give it up for the LA boys.

Give it up for the LA boys.

Give it up for the LA boys.

Give it up for the LA boys.

Give it up for the LA boys.

Give it up for the LA boys.

Let's give it up for those LA boys.

Woo!

Wow, that was hot.

And very sweet.

Very cool.

Yay.

Aw.

Hey, has anyone seen Moose?

Uh...

Um...

Uh, it's getting kinda late.

You sure this is the way to Karaoke-Dokie?

Uh-oh...

The car's outta gas.

The gauge says you have a full t*nk.

Try not to talk.

Later can we get a hamburger?

We'll see.