02x18 - Big Time Moms

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Time Rush". Aired November 2009 - July 2013.*
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02x18 - Big Time Moms

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Happy mother's day!

Here's your gift.

Are you surprised?

Yes, because mother's day isn't until tomorrow.

Yes. Well there's 2 for 1 special.

Smart shopping. Isn't it great.

I was really just hoping for some peace and quiet.

You don't like your present?

No, I... I love it.

Yeah!

She loves it!

Mom, you spread fun wherever you go.

James.

Mom?

♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
♪ where you go big time ♪
♪ what you know, what you feel ♪
♪ never quitin', make it real ♪
♪ when you're going big time ♪
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪
♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ hey, hey ♪
♪ go and shake it up ♪
♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
♪ go and make your luck ♪
♪ with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it ♪
♪ big time ♪

Mom.

What are you doing here?

I came for my mother's day present.

But I mailed it three days ago.

Slippers, and massage your feet when you walk.

Wrong, my gift is you coming back with me to be the face and future CEO of brook diamond cosmetics.

He's frozen with excitement.

Did you say you were taking him home.

To Minnesota?

Tonight.

I'll go pack his things.

James, wake up.

James.

What's the scam?

Why do you assume everything is a scam?

Hello.

I'm here to see my son, Dr. Bitters.

Here you go young man.

Wow.

What an amazing veterinarian you are.

And thanks for saving my cat...

Rabbit.

My rabbit's life.

Mom.

I can't believe I'm in California.

I've got a busy day being a veterinarian.

But I've cleared my entire lunch hour just for you.

It's a date.

Allow me to show you to your room.

Thank you dear.

Right this way.

Your mom always wanted you to be a veterinarian but you flunked out of school and never told her.

No. You quit school to follow a girl out here You spent your entire college fund supporting her acting career. She dump you when you ran out of money and you took a job here.

That's the one.

You're never going to pull this off you know.

I'm aware of that.

Hey, baby sister.

It's for this occasions I've kept such a great friendship with heavy metal's top mom Lita Ford.

Huge fan. Awsome.

Thanks a lot, Lita.

*** Guys, anytime.

Okay, what's going on?

My mom, my mom is... my mom His mom is taking him back to Minnesota to groom him to take over the cosmetics business.

His mother owns a cosmetics business?

She's considered the estee lauder of the midwest.

She's part powerful, part beautiful and all terrifying.

Well James is a part of big time rush.

So you go back to the palm woods, and just tell her no.

No?

You don't tell my mom no.

You just don't do it.

Her? You're not going to the prom with her.

Hey Mrs. Diamond. Me, Carlos, Hortense we're here to see James.

I don't like the name Hortense.

Call him Logan from now on.

Snow boarding lessons are too dangers. You will all take ballet lessons instead.

She was right about my name.

Luckily I am not a wimp like you dogs.

So I'll tell James' mom you are not leaving L.A. or big time rush.

Wait, wait, wait.

I'm telling you.

My new raw vitalizer virtually eliminates wrinkles.

Really? Look, I am fine.

Jan you and I both know nobody says no to me.

Try some.

The burning means it's working.

Oh no, she got my mum.

She is so taking me home.

Your mommy is not taking you anywhere because I am the big daddy, and I have James' contract.

Which she signed.

Mrs. Diamond.

I need to speak with you.

Behind closed doors.

So nice knowing you, James.

Sir I will have my janitor to fix that clog right now.

Thank you.

Sweetheart I'm a little worried because there are no **
patients in your waiting room.

Is there something you're not telling me?

That's because Dr. Bitters had to clear his entire schedule to do emergency surgery on my cat.

Is he okay, doctor.

Yeah.

It was serious but through my amazing cat heart transplant technique I was able to save him.

Oh I'm so proud of my son and I can't wait to have lunch with him.

Mama.

You're welcome, by the way.

And your mom is really sweet.

Which is why I can't crush her dream of me being a vet instead of a temporary resident hotel manager.

You're a viking.

You're a vet again.

There you go.

All moms really want is for their kids to be happy right.

Right.

So all we have to do is proof to my mom how happy I am being in big time rush.

How do we do that By giving her the greatest mother's day gift of all.

A bounce house.

Peace and quiet.

A song.

Not just any song, the mom song.

Oooo!

Yes.

I'll write an amazing mother's day song.

James' mom will fall in love with the song.

She'll cry, realize she's being selfish and that James belongs in BTR, and not a family cauosmetics company.

The song starts slow on the piano.

♪ Mom there's a song that's just for you ♪
♪ A card that says thanks for all that you do ♪
♪ you know you're so special in so many ways ♪
♪ now that your here we'd just like to say ♪
♪ thank you for all of the love that you give me ♪
♪ it stays inside & forever lives with me ♪
♪ thank you mom for the little things that you do ♪
♪ You wipe our nose & bleach all of our white clothes ♪
♪ thank you for all of the hugs and kisses ♪
♪ your better than a fairy at granting wishes ♪
♪ like making soup just appear
& oatmeal cookies too ♪
♪ you have the power to make us take a shower ♪
♪ so don't forget your mom on a special day ♪
♪ pick her up some flowers put your toys away ♪
♪ make her a card or make her a scarf ♪
♪ she wipes off our tears
& cleans up our barf ♪
♪ thank you for all of the love you give me ♪
♪ it stays inside & forever lives with me ♪
♪ and thanks again for the little things that you do ♪
♪ you sew our buttons &
toast us english muffins ♪
♪ you know just what to say to me to make nightmares go away ♪
♪ a personal physician or fixing up prescriptions ♪
♪ you love us when we are wrong that's why we sing you a loving mom song. ♪

That was the greatest mother's day gift I ever got.

So you'll let me stay?

No.

But you are crying.

I had ** Brooke Diamond vitalizing eye cream before I came here today.

The burning means it's working.

Go get your things.

Our flight leaves at 5:00.

Well, I have a mother's day surprise for you.

I've cleared my schedule.

No pets, just my mom.

And I have a surprise for you.

I noticed you didn't have many patients so I bought you a bench to make your business thrive.

A bench. You mean like a bus bench with ads?

You are sitting on one.

Actually I bought you 20 benchs, and a billboard on the sunset.

What?

Dude, you are toast.

We! We are toast because you're going to help me cure all these animals.

No, I'm not.

I'll give you 500 bucks.

Let's do this.

My son's lucky comb and toothbrush are now packed and ready to go in his suitcase.

Sorry guys.

Help us.

I can't go up against Brooke. She scares me.

But James can.

No James can't James, there comes a time when every child has to stand up to their mom and your time is now.

If you are passionate about staying in this band your mom will see it in your eyes and do what's best for you, not her.

It's what moms do.

She's right.

Moms know best.

You have the power to tell your mom no.

I can do this.

Yes.

Yes, James. Go for it.
Btr means way more to me than cosmetics.

I'm going to tell my mom no.

You got it.

Yeah, whoo!

It's been fun.

Now off to Minnesota.

We need a plan.

Run.

We need to find a better plan than run.

Get the door. Got it.

Hey guys, don't wait for the shuttle. That's useless.

Right this way.

We're the Diamonds, and our flight got canceled.

Take extra care of the Diamonds, ****

and they're late for their flight. So... punch it.

Whoa!

We tried to stop them but they just took your limo.

The nerve of some people.

I guess that means you're going to miss your flight.

Oh darn it.

It's nice to see L.A. hasn't changed you boys.

But I haven't changed either, and I always get what I want.

Sarah, get me and my son on the first flight to Minnesota tomorrow.

And gets him 10 business suits, 20 power ties, and a pair ofsize 11 tasselled loafers.

He's frozen again.

Be darlings, and unfreeze him for me.

Thank you.

Oh, James.... Come on...

Thank you, bye-bye. So your lizard won't eat.

Mature lizards stop eating live food and go vegetarian.

Just feed him let us from now on and he should be fine.

And what seems to be wrong with your Guinea pig?

He's so sad.

Guinea pigs are much happier with cage mates.

But don't put two males together or they'll eat each other's faces off.

Head down to the pet store ASAP and get your Romeo here a Juliet.

And what seems to be this little fellow's problem.

It has an arrow through its butt.

Tell her to go straight to the emergency animal hospital on third.

Take him to emergency animal hospital on third. He should be okay.

Thank you doctor.

You might want to hurry.

Oh the suprise make me so tired.

I need to take a nap.

Doctor.

All of the animals are fixed and you mom is happy and my plan worked perfectly. I am amazing.

And I got all of the bench banners from around town.

Plus I deface your billboards. No one should be calling Dr. Bitters any more.

That'll be 500 bucks please.

Actually there's one more thing.

My mom expects to meet my wife and son tomorrow.

Gustavo when I said anytime I didn't really mean it.

James. James.

It's no use.

She's the most powerful mom in the universe.

Why can't your dad just take to her and leting you stay?

They don't talk any more since the divorce.

And since dad remarried a woman that's fifteen years younger.

Well I don't blame her.

You mean no one has ever defeated your mother ever.

There was this one time my mom didn't get her way.

But my dad and I were told never to speak about it. Ever...

But what was it if tell us...

We don't want lose you James.

We've got to save it for the grave.

We have to save the band.

Come on.

It was a peewee hockey party.

My mom ordered ****
But other moms wants ***

Oh, that was the best party ever.

Kendall's, Logan's and Carlos's moms came over There were yelling and tears.

My dad hid behind the plant screen.

I had never seen my mom so angry.

But the other moms held their ground.

That makes prefect sense.

You can't defeat your mom one on one.

You have to fight mom with moms.

Kelly, get my frequent flyer miles and get the other moms here by the morning.

This is going to be a mother's day we will never forget.

Happy mother's day.

Do I get some peace and quiet and my bedroom back.

Close. We're going to the airport.

This is happy *** ...

Sorry. We didn't invite you to the wedding but I come from a long line of enter lopers.

***

***. Year, ****.

And where did you two meet again?

A swamp.

What she meant to say we met at a wedding, and her mom introduced us and it was love at first sight.

Thank godness for moms.

Where would the world be without the love, compassion and strength.

Sofia? Joanna what are you doing here.

What are you doing here?

Breaking up big time rush from what I understand.

James is coming home with me to learn about the family business. And that is final.

And it's not fair.

This band and this friendship mean the world to these boys, and we all agreed to let the boys move out here, stay with Joanna be in this band, you can't just unagree.

Nobody is going to take my son away from me.

He is my boy and I never see him anymore.

He is coming home.

What is going on?

What happened?

She misses you.

That's what happened.

She doesn't want James to run the company.

She just wants him home.

So what do we do now?

Maybe a super moms could re-team up and help in a nicer way.

But first give mama a kiss.

Me too?

Mom.

Kiss your mother, Hortense.

Love you.

Love you too.

This must be the best mother's day brunch ever.

Now let's get grandma all packed up and off to the airport.

Gauche darn Paul.

All good things must come to an end.

*** buliding manager you are.

You said yesterday you'll gotta send someone to fix my clog.

But you didn't.

And the janitor is sitting doing nothing in a dress?

I'm moving out.

Oh, so close.

Building manager? Janitor?

What's going on here, Reginald.

Mom I can explain everything.

Oh no need.

I think I understand exactly what's going on.

You two are really undercover CIA agents and he is the chief.

And you couldn't tell me all these years.

I could have been k*lled.

Yep.

Sorry mom, I have to leave.

We're off to Bangkok to fight evil and save the world.

I'm so proud of you.

Move out.

Brooke, before you take James to the airport, just hear us out.

My mom hooked up the entire apartment with a t1 line, and set up all of the computers with face talk.

And I can setup on your phones.

So you can see your sons anytime you want.

My mom the real estate super agent found a spot for you to open a west coast office.

It's a total write-off.

But more importantly it gives you an excuse to visit James at least once a month.

And I've learned enough about being a stage mom to know that Gustavo will book more BTR dates in the midwest.

So you can see James and us sing even more.

I did love hear you boys sing.

What? I was not being told to book more dates.

What?

Can we please book a date for the boys in Minnesota as soon as possible.

Thank you.

Got it.

So you don't want to come back to the Minnesota to work for the company?

No.

Well, my son is happy and I can see him whenever I want.

This is the best mother's day present ever.

Long story.

This is a great mother's day.

And only one thing could make it better.

We know.

We know.

Peace and quiet.

Too quiet.

I like our crazy boys.

Yeah, let's make some noise.

Wooh woohoo!
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