03x09 - Big Time Gold

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On behalf of RCM/CBT globalnet/sanyoid, it gives me great pleasure to announce that big time rush's elevate has sold over 500,000 copies and to present them with their first U.S. Gold record.

Now smile, everyone.

So we all get gold records?

It's a tough economy, fellas, so we only made one.

What?

But you can come visit it here at the studio any time you like.

No, you can come to the crib and see it any time you like.

I actually already have a spot for it on the wall.

Yeah, well, I need it near me.

Okay, we should talk about this later.

When there's no cameras around.

Fine. Ping!

Okay, it's later!

I told you all to stop!

♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
♪ when you go big time
♪ what you want, what you feel ♪
♪ never quit and make it real ♪
♪ when you roll big time
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ hey, hey
♪ listen to your heart now
♪ hey, hey
♪ don't you feel the rush ♪
♪ uh-oh, uh-oh
♪ uh-oh, uh-oh
♪ oh
♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck
♪ with the life you choose
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it big time ♪

Seriously? One gold record?

One gold record!

Hi, jo.

Gold record ceremony went well?

Fantastic.

You're lying.

Absolutely.

So are we all set for my cabana birthday lunch?

You know it.

I got to say, I'm pretty excited about this gift you say I'm gonna love.

Well, it is upstairs right now ready to be wrapped.

All right, see you at 2:00?

Don't be late.

I forgot jo's birthday!

How could you forget your girlfriend's birthday?

I thought it was the 23rd, but it's the 21st.

23rd, 21st; they rhyme.

They don't rhyme.

Now I can't get her gift.

I was gonna get her a gold necklace, but we don't get paid until tomorrow, and right now, I only have half the money.

This looks like a job for super friend and his power card.

Yow!

Okay, look, I'll put half of the necklace on my debit card, and you can pay me back tomorrow.

Oh, thank you, buddy.

No, thank super friend.

Now...

Does anyone else need super friend's help?

We'll be fine.

We're almost done sulking because we didn't get our own gold record.

Carry on.

Friendship away!

Please don't do that in the store.

Wa-pow!

Okay, one more sulk, considering my gold record collection is seriously lacking.

Now how am I gonna play it?

Dude, you don't play a gold record.

It's just for decoration.

How do you know?

Have you ever heard one?

No.

And you're not curious to know what big time rush sounds like in gold?

Gold.

Hey, what's with the fancy jacket?

School project.

We have to create a business, so I'm opening up a psychology practice.

Oh, that's a good call, there's a lot of weirdos around here.

What was that?

That's oil.

Black gold. Texas tea.

Dino juice. Car sauce.

Big mama's...

It's oil. I get it.

And I got an idea for a new school business...

One that's going to make us rich.

Dude, I cannot thank you enough.

Jo is going to love this.

All in a day's work, citizen.

Okay, now I just have to reserve the cabana, get balloons, food...

Oh! And I have to wrap the necklace.

Never fear!

Super friend and his gift-wrapping powers will take it from here.

So you just gonna keep up with the super friend thing all day?

I thought it was fun. What, you don't like it?

Thank you.

Hello, camille!

Hey, logan, I was wondering if you wanted to...

Logan mitchell, oh, you remembered our 15-month anniversary.

Oh! Oh, god!

I ruined your surprise, but it is beautiful.

Yeah, about that...

And I was just saying how you never buy me anything, and you go and buy me this gold necklace.

Oh, I'm sorry. You were saying?

Happy anniversary!

Okay, now, how do we get it out of the frame to play it?

Very carefully.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

We're gonna play our gold record and hear us in gold.

What?

Guys, it doesn't sound like anything.

Do you know that for sure?

Have you ever played a gold record?

Hmm?

Huh.

I actually never thought about that.

You will never play this record.

Now get out of my studio!

Well, they won't try that again.

Best boyfriend ever.

I got the birthday lunch...

Ooh.

The balloons.

Hey.

Now all I need is jo's gift-wrapped gold necklace, courtesy of super friend.

Mm-hmm.

So where is it?

Where's what?

The gold necklace.

Yep.

You didn't lose it, did you?

No, no.

I know exactly where it is.

Camille thought it was for her because it's our
15-month anniversary, and I'm your super friend, and don't hurt me.

I have powers.

You gave it to camille?

You didn't see her face.

I couldn't say no, okay?

And I didn't want to be a terrible boyfriend.

But now I'm gonna be a terrible boyfriend.

I have a special lunch with jo in one hour.

What am I supposed to give her?

No?

No!

I figure we can pump about three barrels a day.

And with the current cost of oil, that's $150 apiece.

Which means I can finally afford to buy a nice pair of slacks.

I've always wanted to hear somebody say, "hey, buddha bob, nice pair of slacks."

It's good to have goals.

Um, what's katiebob oil company?

Not an oil company.

You are clearly pumping oil on palmwoods property, which gives me the power to shut you down unless you cut me in.

I'm telling you, it's not oil.

I'm here to pick up a barrel of oil from katiebob oil company.

Yeah, it's oil.

Nice being in business with you, little lady.

Don't call me that.

♪ elevate a little higher
♪ gonna get me some snacks from the pantry ♪
♪ do-do, do, do okay, we need to work on our cartwheels.

Yep.

But first, we must get that framed beauty to the crib, smash it, and then listen to btr in pure gold.

Gold.

Oh!

Bad dog alert! Bad dog alert what?

Ah!

Run!

I told you they wouldn't leave it alone.

Didn't I tell you they wouldn't leave it alone?

Many, many times.

Our golden voices must be heard.

This doesn't sound like anything.

But now that you clearly cannot be trusted, I'm gonna hang this in my office so that way, I can keep my eyes on it at all times.

Don't you guys ever get tired of schemes and hijinks?

Sometimes.

But not today.

Whoo!

Whoo-ha-hoo!

Oh!

Okay, see that?

That's reserved cabana for a special lunch in one hour with my girlfriend.

Now see that?

That's your girlfriend wearing my girlfriend's birthday present around her neck.

I don't like where this is going.

So use your super powers, tell her you messed up, and get that gold necklace back.

The super friend is on the case.

There's my amazing anniversary man.

Here he is. Yeah.

Listen, I need to talk to you about that necklace.

♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh yeah, you're not getting that necklace back.

Ten minutes.

Jo's cabana birthday lunch is in ten minutes, and I have no present!

Enough with the pineapple!

I need the necklace.

I can't take it back.

Camille will be crushed and hate me.

Technically, I did pay for half of it.

Okay, what I mean is, I need a super friend.

Okay?

Help me, super friend.

Fine.

I'll be a super friend.

You didn't do the pose.

You got to do the...

Not doing it!

Okay, we'll work on the pose later.

We just need to get camille to give us the necklace back for one day.

Then, when we get paid tomorrow, we'll go buy another gold necklace so both of our girlfriends will be happy.

Genius. How?

You're gonna tell camille you need to get the necklace engraved and you'll have it back to her by tomorrow.

But really, you're gonna give it to me so I can give it to jo in ten minutes.

Done.

Super friends, away!

I'm not doing it.

Yes, you are!

I think she sees us.

Quick! Play dead.

I know you're not dead.

You guys are gold-obsessed.

If anything, it's an old record they reuse and spray paint.

Then I guess you wouldn't mind joining us in our gold record test.

If it will get you out of the studio, what's the test?

If one of those gold records plays the song on its plaque, we know our gold record will play our song.

In gold.

Fine.

We will smash and play one of gustavo's old gold records, 'cause I have to say, I'm getting a little curious myself.

Yes!

What?

I don't think he heard us.

Stay away from my gold!

I've got to hear that record.

Oh.

So you want me to give you the necklace back?

But just to make it better by getting it engraved.

You don't need to do that.

I love it just the way it is.

No, you don't...

Because it needs to say, "to the most wonderful girl in the world, "who I can't stop thinking about all the time, "who is special to me.

"xoxoxo.

"xxoo.

X."

You are so sweet.

No, you're so sweet.

And I'll have it back to you tomorrow.

What?

You can have it done at the mall in one hour...

And no later.

I can't wait to show it to jo after her birthday lunch.

Okay.

One hour.

One hour?

I can only give jo her birthday present for one hour?

Yep.

Kendall, it's beautiful.

Happy birthday.

This is the nicest thing I've ever gotten.

And I'm never taking it off, never.

Never?

Never.

Try taking it off. Go ahead.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh.

Try again.

Oh. Never taking it off.

Here I come.

Whoo.

Oh!

Ow!

Where is bitters?

We do all the work and he gets 1/3 of the profits?

There he is.

What is that?

I believe it's called a company car, paid for with my company expense account.

We don't have an expense account.

And do you know how much oil we'd have to pump a day to pay for that?

Yes.

Lots.

So start drilling, 'cause big daddy needs more car sauce.

Uh, all right.

Wait.

This is my business class project.

And let's not blow a good thing by getting greedy.

Greed is good.

Greed is what made this country greedy.

So we need to drill a lot more wells so I can buy a company yacht and buy you a lot more slacks.

What's up with you and slacks?

Okay, I'll lure gustavo out, and you guys sneak in and steal the gold record.

Move out.

Move out.

You know I can see you, right?

First, I'm gonna take a picture and show my mom the necklace.

Then I'm gonna go upstairs and show camille my necklace.

But you can't show them your necklace because it's dirty and tarnished.

What? It's a brand-new necklace.

Here, look. I'll show you.

Oh! Oops.

Uh...

Let me... Oh, where is it?

Uh...

See?

Let me go get this cleaned, and I'll have it back to you by tomorrow.

I have a jewelry cleaner.

I can do it and be back in ten minutes.

No!

You can't clean your own jewelry on your birthday.

My mom has cleaner, and I'll go clean it and be back in ten minutes.

It's all yours...

For ten minutes.

What?

I can't give camille the necklace and take it back in ten minutes.

Fine. I'll keep it.

You shouldn't have given it to camille to begin with.

Well, we should've done a lot of things.

I don't want to be a bad boyfriend.

I don't want to be a bad boyfriend.

Give it!

We are bad boyfriends.

Yeah.

And one more gusher makes seven.

Do you notice anything odd about our oil field, like it runs in a perfectly straight line?

Uh...

Where does the city oil pipe run into the palmwoods?

Oh, that. Yeah.

That runs right along...

Here.

Okay, I think it's time to fold the company and get out of here, 'cause I think we just drilled into a pipeline.

Pipeline?

You mean black gold mine.

No, I mean a city pipeline that provides oil to the palmwoods.

You're just trying to scare me off.

You want me out of the company so you can take all the money for yourself.

I'm trying to save your butt.

And you can have the company.

Good, because I'm gonna be rich, 'cause this is my oil company!

Did you say this is your oil company?

Ah, yes.

You do realize that you are illegally pumping oil from a damaged city pipeline.

It was the little lady and sasquatch.

They roped me into the whole operation.

What little lady and sasquatch?

Yeah, you're gonna have to come with us and answer some questions.

This isn't fair. I'm gonna be rich.

No! Car sauce!

So any ideas for your new school business project?

I'm thinking used golf cart sales, but after we ride around a little more.

Stay away from my gold!

We're not gonna smash your big time rush gold record.

You are.

I am not, because it's probably just an old spray-painted record.

The label says "btr."

You know you've been thinking about it all day, because I know I have.

I have not.

Okay, you've written smash hit after smash hit.

And now it is time to smash that frame and listen to your music in gold.

Yes.

Not on vinyl, not on mp3, but in...

Gold.

I won't do it!

Oh, look us in the eye and tell us that you are not dying to hear what that gold record sounds like.

I do!

I do want to hear it!

Ah!

Ah!

Yes!

Big time rush in gold.

Ooh!

Stand back...

And get ready to listen to big time rush...

Like you've never heard it before.

♪ you've heard all about the raggy melodies ♪
♪ everything from opera down to harmony ♪

So it is just an old record spray painted gold.

That is disappointing.

Yeah.

I will k*ll both of you!

♪ it goes ja da, ja da ♪

Move, move, move!

You better run!

Get back here!

The super glue fuses the two pieces together.

The accelerator seals it.

And the super friends restore peace to the girlfriend universe.

You stupid gold necklace!

It's my fault.

Jo deserves a boyfriend who can keep her birthday straight.

No, it's my fault.

Camille deserves a boyfriend who can give her a gift more than once in a lifetime.

I'm afraid the super friends are super bad boyfriends.

Yeah.

No, you're not.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh, why are you here?

We're friends. We talk.

And we figured it all out.

And you saw how much I loved that necklace and didn't want to hurt me and tell me it wasn't mine.

And you may have been confused about when my birthday was, but you did everything you possibly could to make this day special.

But I abandoned your cabana lunch.

And we only bought one gold necklace.

No, you bought two gold bracelets.

That maybe you could give us at our birthday/anniversary dinner?

We're so lucky.

We have super boyfriends.

Well, what can we say?

You can say you're going out tomorrow to get these fixed.

Yep.

First thing in the morning, we're going right to the jewelry store.

We will do that.

♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh hey, nice bracelets.

Oh, gold!

I will k*ll you!

♪ step it up, get in gear ♪
♪ go for broke, make it clear ♪
♪ got to go big time
♪ hey, hey
♪ make it work, get it right ♪
♪ change the world overnight
♪ got to dream big time
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ hey, hey
♪ give it all you got now
♪ hey, hey
♪ isn't it a rush ♪
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it big time ♪