03x11 - Big Time Rescue

[bunniefuu]

Okay, we need to talk about carlos.

Why?

Because.

Ever since he rescued and started dating blonde jennifer, he seems different.

Three smoothies and one corn dog.

I don't eat corn dogs anymore, guys.

Jennifer says they make my breath smell like corn dogs.

Okay, where's carlos?

We said, "water fight, high noon."

Can't make it.

Jennifer wants to go biking.

Well...

There's one thing that'll never change: carlos' love of goaltending.

Carlos?

Anyone for tennis?

♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
♪ when you go big time
♪ what you want, what you feel ♪
♪ never quit and make it real ♪
♪ when you roll big time
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ hey, hey
♪ listen to your heart now
♪ hey, hey
♪ don't you feel the rush ♪
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck
♪ with the life you choose
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it big time ♪

Mm.

You're going to the dentist.

Mm.

Uh. Molar issue.

And if you're not back by lunch, there's pizza in the fridge.

And you love me and the guys.

Mm.

I speak mumble mom.

Carlitos! Let's go!

We're gonna be late for the doggie-doption fair.

You know what, he's probably putting on a new shoulder sweater so jennifer can pull him around on her leash.

Guys, it is his first girlfriend, so maybe we should give him a break.

Okay, break over.

I'm not gonna be able to make the doggie-doption.

Jennifer doesn't like dog hair, and I might get some on my sweater.

Uh, we're finding dogs homes.

There's gonna be puppies there.

Puppies?

You're right. I'm going.

Carlos.

Come with me to the pool in case I need you to do things for me.

Uh, I got to go with the guys.

But I want to be with you.

Bye, guys.

Sorry.

Okay, new plan: you two go rescue the dogs, and I'll rescue the carlos.

Done.

Kelly!

Are we ready for the video sh**t tomorrow?

Well, the boys will be here tonight for dance rehearsal.

We still need the hard drives for the cameras, and for you to tell me what the video is.

The video is about having the time of our life.

And the rest of it is a-percolating in my head.

Now, I am off to go get the hard drives for the camera.

Or I can grab them for you if you just give me the password to your new secret security closet.

Never!

Now go out there and get some awesome stuff for my video.

Can you be more specific?

Uh, no.

Great.

How did you know about my secret security closet?

And how did you get in here?

I'm an explorer by nature, and you left the door open.

Yeah, well, now the door is...

Shut.

Ha!

You have just locked yourself in the super security closet.

What? Wha-wait. What?

Okay, calm down, because I paid extra for the voice-activated password system that opens the door.

And the password is...

You don't know your password.

But the password hint is...

Something I love.

You still don't know your password.

I'm thinking!

Cannonball!

Carlos.

No cannonballs.

They're messy.

But I love cannonballs.

I hate cannonballs.

Hey.

She took away his cannonballs.

What?

He loves cannonballs.

Then jennifer did this thing with her finger, and he gave them up like he was under a spell.

That seems a little farfetched.

Not if she's a witch.

Their relationship does seem a little one-sided, but not everybody can have a perfect relationship like ours.

Right.

Which is why we need to show carlos what a healthy relationship is like so we can break her teen witch spell.

Yeah.

No.

Every time we do things like that, we end up fighting.

We need to show carlos what a healthy relationship is like!

If I get hurt, you're wearing a pink sweater!

Here you go. Thanks for coming.

All right, enjoy this little guy.

She's a keeper.

Of course.

Bye, guys.

Well, that's it, guys.

Thanks to your help, we found homes for all but eight dogs.

And we'll find homes for the rest of them next time.

Unfortunately there is no next time.

This was their last chance, so these guys are going to the doghouse in the sky.

Oh, like a pooch penthouse.

No, she means...

We need to find homes for these dogs.

That's why we're here.

Okay, well, the fair's over, so what are we gonna do?

This is a bad idea.

And what is mrs. Knight gonna say?

She said she's okay with it.

No, she didn't!

No bars. No bars.

No bars!

I can't be trapped in here!

I got to think of a video, and you annoy me.

Relax.

We know the password is something you love, so I'll say the word "love,"

And you say the first thing that pops into your head.

Okay.

Love.

Quilting.

Password denied.

Love.

Children's laughter.

Password denied.

Love.

The way sea otters break clams on their chest to eat them.

Password denied.

Who are you?

Password attempt exceeded.

Try again later.

No! No. Liverwurst.

Spring weddings. Softsoap!

Okay, operation "show carlos what a healthy relationship is

"so he'll realize that jennifer is treating him unfairly and then he's gonna"...

Let's just get this over with.

Who's in the mood for a corn dog?

I am.

And even thought I'm not the biggest fan of corn dogs, I like to try things that kendall likes.

Jennifer, did you hear that?

Carlos, bike ride. Now.

Bye, guys.

Ah!

Kendall and I take turns pedaling because relationships are about sharing and give and take.

Really?

Faster, carlos.

Hurry up! You're losing him!

I'm going as fast as I can!

Knight at the puck. It's going in.

Fast break!

Even though I hate hockey, I do it because he loves it.

Whoa.

Jo does things that kendall likes, even though jo doesn't like doing them.

But I like you doing the things that I like.

Don't you?

Bye, guys.

You didn't see that?

The finger?

It is a spell.

Oh!

Make a friend today.

Rescue a dog at the palmwoods dog fair.

I want a home.

What do you think you're doing?

Finding homes for dogs.

There are no dogs allowed in the palmwoods.

What?

Yeah, what about lightning the wonder dog?

He is a hollywood star.

These dogs are not.

So when I get back from my lunch hour in two hours, I want all of them gone!

Or we turn them into hollywood stars in two hours.

Oh, and how are we going to do that?

Dogs! I love dogs.

You know, I starred in
dog breath 5.

I was amazing in it, and I won a woofie.

How would you like to be the star of a new dog movie?

Depends. What's it called?

What's it called?

It's called k-9...

action...
- squad.

Yeah.

I'm in.

Jennifer says that you and jo are trying to break us up.

We weren't.

But I'm starting to think that maybe you should.

She made you give up corn dogs and hockey, and she maybe put a spell on you, so...

Well, I do miss corn dogs, and I don't like this sweater.

It's terrible.

But I couldn't break up with jennifer.

I wouldn't even know how.

It's easy.

And I'll show you.

Hey, so what's the plan now?

The plan is, this relationship is not working out.

It's not you. It's me.

And I need some space, so we're breaking up.

Are you kidding me?

See?

Keep it short, simple, and you're back to eating corn dogs in no time.

Carlos. I want to go to the park.

Carry me.

Carlos would like to talk to you about your relationship.

Uh-huh.

Does he want to talk to me about our relationship, or do you?

Uh...

I'm tired of your friends trying to ruin our perfect relationship.

If you want this to work, you have to make a choice.

It's either big time rush or me.

Oh, and, carlos, before you decide...

I pick her.

Bye.

It's her kiss that's the spell.

It's her kiss!

It's her kiss.

That's the spell.

She does this with her finger, then they go kiss.

She's not a witch.

She's just a really good kisser.

You broke up with me.

What?

No, you didn't actually think I was seri...

Oh.

You thought I was serious.

I told you, we always fight when we do these things.

But we're not fighting now.

I am.

Look, I'm super sorry, and I can't break the spell without you.

So how can I make it up to you?

You enjoying this? Having fun?

'cause you seem pretty happy.

In a movie where dogs are man's best friend, one pooch has become its worst enemy.

Mad dog's on the loose again.

And only you can stop him!

Now talk, pug!

He's gonna blow up stuff!

Start the counter.

Come on, action squad!

You got to cut the red wire!

They're all red.

Ah!

It's too late!

k-9 action squad.

Things are about to get rough.

I'm getting too old for this.

That's amazing.

So the dogs can stay the palmwoods now that they're big hollywood stars?

No.

It's amazing you think I would fall for that.

I want all of the dogs out of the palmwoods now.

You have run out of time.

Well, where are we supposed to put them?

We are not going back to the pound.

Oh, hey, guys.

You're here for dance rehearsal early.

Oh, be a dear and protect me from all those flying things.

Shh!

Nice sweater.

No, it's not a nice sweater.

And you are under a kissing spell from jennifer.

No, I'm not.

Carlos, she goes like this, then you kiss, then you do everything she says.

No, I don't.

Look, any minute now she's gonna come over here...

I thought I told you, it's either me or them.

Now carry me to the pool.

Bye, guys.

If you want to break a spell, you need a potion.

Oh, yeah, a potion will break the spell.

Where are we going to get a potion?

Mm.

No, it's not a nice sweater.

Oh, good, you're feeling better.

The medicine helped.

It numbed the pain, but you can't feel anything on your mouth.

Mm.

Wait.

Did you say you can't feel anything on your mouth?

Mm-mm.

Wizards.

Password denied.

Toe socks.

Password denied.

Cat puzzles!

Password denied.

What kind of idiot forgets their own password to their super security closet?

I wish the password hint was something I hate, because then the answer would be katie knight!

Password denied.

Initiate emergency protocol.

What is that? Is that good?

The wall's closing!

It seemed like a good option when I ordered it.

Just holds the walls back.

Ah!

Who buys this?

Okay, after what I think is her ninth smoothie today, teen witch would have to leave soon for the...

Bingo.

Let's go.

I know what you're going to say, but we're sorry we excused jennifer of having a spell and...

Wow, your lips look chapped.

Ooh, yeah, they do looked chapped.

What? Jennifer hates chapped lips.

Quick, put this on.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

You know, jennifer is an amazing kisser, and I really think this would...

Ahem.

Well, look who's back.

Carlos, get rid of them.

Okay, you sound confused.

Maybe this will clear things up.

Okay, why aren't you getting rid of them, and what are you saying?

He's saying he doesn't feel the same way about your kiss.

Oh, yeah?

Well, what about this one?

Hmm?

Looks like one kissing spell was broken by one magic potion.

What are you talking about?

Oh, just a little strawberry lip balm mixed with some of my mom's toothache away.

He's saying he could really go for a corn dog.

Oh!

Carlos.

Eat that corn dog, and we're through.

Uh!

Yeah, you should probably wait until the potion wears off.

Wedge it in there!

It's not stopping!

Oh, I'm sorry I said I hate you.

You're actually a pretty great kid.

And I know I don't tell you, but I really do think you're amazing.

I never got a chance to figure out the video.

Okay, getting away from the heart stuff now.

Right, sorry.

I never really had a family until you and the dogs came into my life.

And I love it.

You love what?

You and the dogs.

The dogs. My dogs!

Password accepted.

Go!

And we never speak of this again.

Agreed.

We teach the dogs how to play blackjack, then let them loose in las vegas.

Now focus.

That's never going to work.

And gustavo is going to k*ll you when he sees these dogs.

We know that, but we're not giving up till we find these dogs homes.

We're here for rehearsal.

Okay, I'm back, and I still have no idea what to do with this music video and...

What are these dogs doing here?

Um...

We're just having them...

Well, you said that you wanted a bunch of stuff for the music video, so I got you dogs.

Dogs. Really?

We're gonna put dogs in the music video with my dogs?

That is probably the most...

I've done it again.

♪
♪ I'm lookin' at you, yeah ♪
♪ you're lookin' at me ♪
♪ something about you's got me going crazy ♪
♪ so what can I do?
♪ what can I say?
♪ she's beautiful, unusual, the prettiest thing ♪
♪ in the room
♪ no one else compares to you
♪ just give me the chance
♪ don't worry about a thing ♪
♪ just dance, dance, dance
♪ hey
♪ it feels right, girl
♪ just give me a sign
♪ we're gonna party all night ♪
♪ have the time of our lives, yeah ♪
♪ I can't fight how I'm feeling inside ♪
♪ we can party all night ♪
♪ have the time of our life, girl ♪
♪ I can't help myself ♪
♪ 'cause, girl, you're so fly ♪
♪ I knew from the minute that I looked in your eyes ♪
♪ that you could be the one
♪ you're just my type ♪
♪ can't let you get away, it's obvious ♪
♪ I'm into you ♪
♪ no one else compares to you
♪ just give me a chance
♪ don't worry about a thing ♪
♪ just dance, dance, dance
♪ hey!
♪ it feels right, girl
♪ just give me a sign
♪ we're gonna party all night ♪
♪ have the time of our life ♪
♪ I can't fight how I'm feeling inside ♪
♪ we can party all night ♪
♪ have the time of our lives, girl ♪

Hey, take care of this little guy.

Bye.

Bye-bye.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you.

Well, now we know how to find dogs homes.

Make them stars in a big time rush video.

Okay, all of your dogs have found new homes, so I need my dogs to clean up my studio.

Uh, we'll get right on that.

By the way, your lips look really chapped.

Ooh, yeah.

Lip balm?

Okay, fine.

Now, I want you guys to clean up these cages and put things away and...

What? Really?

You got this?

We can have the rest of the week off?

And kelly too?

Get over here.

What?

Thank you!

Hey!

We love you too!

Okay, see ya!

Go, go, go!

♪ step it up, get in gear ♪
♪ go for broke, make it clear ♪
♪ got to go big time
♪ hey, hey
♪ make it work, get it right ♪
♪ change the world overnight
♪ got to dream big time
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ hey, hey
♪ give it all you got now
♪ hey, hey
♪ isn't it a rush ♪
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it big time ♪